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8709263 No.8709263 [Reply] [Original]

how do i learn his ways?

>> No.8709384

>>8709263
He gets his rocks off from oneshota where the boys are totally submissive. You really think he's a player? Hes a goofy idiot.

>> No.8709599
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You need this.

>> No.8709716

>>8709384
Goofy idiots slang the most dick, the black pill is dead wrong

>> No.8709787

>>8709263
Move to the Uncanny Valley.

>> No.8709947

>>8709716
Handsome goofy idiots do, and Roberu is a certified 10/10 Gigachad

>> No.8710025
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he is in architecture

>> No.8710082

>>8709384
>Hes a goofy idiot.
Who always get girls throwing their selves at him, no joke. It's alway the girls who start flirting with Robe

>> No.8710099

>>8709263
Win.

>> No.8710138

>Wasn't born as Roberu or Conner
Why even live, some dudes have all the luck

>> No.8710172

>>8709263
Lots of training from Haneru.

>> No.8710185

>>8709263
You can't teach WINNING.

>> No.8710401

>>8709263
start believing in yourself by doing things you can be proud of.

girls like nice guys if said nice guys are proud nice guys. the winning combo is confidence and a good nature, but confidence alone can get you a one night stand with a lot of naive young girls.

>> No.8710678

>>8709263
going to pee midstream
GRATM

>> No.8710707

>>8709263
Stop before it's too late. Too much winning just leads to trouble. Unless becoming the male equivalent of village bicycle is your target, that is.

>> No.8710746

>>8709263
You have to kill him and eat his heart to WIN.

>> No.8710812
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>>8709263
>polka
>rrat
>matsuli

Just woke up, did somethin happen with Irys as well?

>> No.8710847

>>8710812
rrats say that Roberu is fucking every holo, nothing new

>> No.8710948

>>8710082
Even Matsuri hasn't thrown herself at him.

>> No.8711108
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>>8710948
How do I know you are new.

>> No.8711148

>>8710948
Matsuri throws herself at everybody, including him

>> No.8711170

>>8711108
He looks extremely not interested.

>> No.8711281

>>8711170
That's because Roberu can see, smell, hear, and sense thottery from a 50 kilometer radius.

>> No.8711380

>>8711170
well of course roberu wont fuck her, he has standards

>> No.8711429

>>8710812
Irys is the only holo that can make roberu's pure charisma, wouldn't even be mad

>> No.8711432

>>8711380
Think the homos have a "Do not engage with Matsuri outside of work" policy?

>> No.8711465

>>8711429
*match, thanks google

>> No.8711472

>>8711170
Shen went full yandere begging for an onii chan
Funniest convo I've seen in holo

>> No.8711619

>>8709263
Sasuga winning son

>> No.8711628 [SPOILER] 
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>>8711432
100%
my rrat is she threatened to metoo him unless he did that duet

>> No.8711717

>>8711628
Imagine being the HR guy having to listen to matsuri of all people make a harassment complaint

>> No.8712972

>>8709263
>you're either born a chad or a /vt/ poster, there's no way to change this

>> No.8713034

>>8709384
Anybody have the clip of Haneru talking about Roberu sleeping with all the Animare girls?

>> No.8713126

>>8711628
>threatened
It's definitely powerhara, after all matuli and fbk did kind of save holostars. It's really fishy tho why the song released just now even though it was recorded a year ago before. My rrats is Matuli and Robe did really have a fight and just recently made up.
>>8713034
There's no English clip since clippers somehow are really affraid to translate Robe hetero moment

>> No.8713186

>>8713034
https://youtu.be/U8T4ib29S0w

>> No.8713250

LEAVE MY SON ALONE STUPID HOLOFAGS

>> No.8713530
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>>8710401
>confidence
If only I had something to be confident in

>> No.8713651

Foolish one, you don't know what being Roberu entails. You will never escape Animare's basement.

>> No.8714033

>>8713126
my rrat (Matsuri herself) says that Matsuri is too outspoken and menhera, so she ends up fighting with her colleagues and friends pretty frequently.
They patch things up pretty easily, but sometimes take a break from talking to her.

>> No.8714789

>>8710082
That's because they trust him as well as the community to not take this seriously. Too bad EOPs decided to interpret this as Roberu being a pussy-slaying chad

>> No.8715144

>>8714789
And you just believe everyone shitposting?

>> No.8715340

>>8714789
Doesn't really change the fact that every single female chuuba (at least non holo ones) who talk with Robe more than 10 minutes always start a TeeTee moment with him

>> No.8715390

>>8711432
>"Do not engage with Matsuri outside of work"
It's pinned on the company wide channel that she isn't invited too.

>> No.8715420

>>8713126
The song probably released late because cover is slow as shit, the gura/matsuri cover also took 8 months to release after recording

>> No.8715430

>>8715144
>>8715340
Shitposting is fun when it's done by people who actually know Roberu's personality, this board has been modifying that into making him a NTR symbol, which is the opposite of what he wants

>> No.8715481

>>8711170
His dick is constantly sore from servicing 774

>> No.8715535

>>8715430
To be honest the onahole slave jokes are getting old too but maybe it's because I'm an old no fun coot

>> No.8715704

>>8715535
It might be because Roberu himself doesn't give much material to keep the joke going, so it stays the same. His female partners love to tease him with that during their collabs because of his reactions. He's been playing along with it more lately, it's a nice sign of the trust he has in Haneru, Kuku and co

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>>8710948
pic related is still fresh from today stream

>> No.8717038
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>>8715481

>> No.8717082

>>8715420
Roberu opened the door.

>> No.8717398

>>8709263
Wtf. Does she actually blush like that? Isnt there a pic of her staring at cock

>> No.8717471

>>8716820
Wtf

>> No.8720044

>>8713530
Anon you don't NEED something to be confident about

>> No.8721233

>>8720044
Yeah you do? Otherwise it's just bravado at best or a lie at worst
>"Oh I'm totally good at Fighters, watch."
>*Drowns in pools at a local tourney*

>> No.8721537

>>8715430
I thought he’s was from Beastars?

>> No.8722271

>>8721233
we're not talking about having a skill you're confident in. You need to feel assured that you're a good person. Forging a relationship requires a lot of trust, and no one will want to trust you if you can't trust yourself.

>> No.8722325

>>8709384
lot of shouta tag are ntr, faggot

>> No.8722357

>>8722325
NTRfags are so obsessed with their shit fetish they think everyone else has it

>> No.8722386

>>8709263
>Be white, Korean or Japanese
>Move to SEA
Congrats, you are now winning son.

>> No.8722478

>>8709384
Mate you basically described me, and I went to Taiwan once when I was single and fucked a different girl every night for a week via tinder. Didn't pay for shit, the girls would sometimes drive me around different spots they liked.

>> No.8722577

>>8711432
I mean it's more of a warning since she wants to put one blade of scissors down your urethra and slice it down the side.

>> No.8723025

>>8722271
But then comes the problem of what makes me unique from other guys who are also nice and that's where I fall apart

>> No.8723217

>>8709599
How does a magical board game trap help me fuck vtubers

>> No.8723235

>>8711108
matsuri really got a big ass face

>> No.8723454

>>8713530
Start acting in a way you can be proud of. It won't be overnight but you have a lot more chances to help people than you realize.

>> No.8724722

>>8715430
>this board
Shit started on /jp/ before this place existed

>> No.8724852

>>8713186
Is there an english transcript of that?

>> No.8724978
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>>8710025
This, he gangbanged pic related on weekends alongside Kagami and Mashiro

>> No.8726557

>>8723025
Think about it this way anon: People are bombarded with the image of an ideal lover on a constant basis. Strong, smart, and interesting men and women are a dime a dozen in popular media. What people don't see is someone specifically interested in THEM as a person. This board is proof that people will hunt down content that makes them feel any semblance of a personal connection with someone else.
Humans are social creatures, we're desperate for connections. Oftentimes, the most unique thing you can possibly do for another person is to simply care

>> No.8727219

>>8726557
>Oftentimes, the most unique thing you can possibly do for another person is to simply care
Lol. Most women don't want to be cared about, they just want to fuck the hottest dude they can so they can post about it on instagram. If he abuses her or ignores her even better since she can then post about it for more social media attention

>> No.8727864

>>8713126
>There's no English clip
Honestly to this day i am still surprise of this fact, the moment not only seems to be perfect for clippers but the clip seems to be fairly well known for even english speakers that follow Roberu, like they don't understand it but they know it happened, so it is weird no one has translated at least a bit of it

>> No.8728125

>>8727864
Just tell us what happened.

>> No.8728963
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>>8728125
Haneru joked a while ago that Roberu fucked all of Animare and EOPs are afraid to translate it to harm his reputation when it's a joke that the girls participate in anyway, here's another moment where they kept saying he fucks his collab partners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeRsLgtKPw0
1:26:03
>Roberu finding a partner to 'embrace'
Yet you can find clips in English about him wanting to fuck Shien all day... Interesting

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