/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - "Just buy the Metacoin 2000 times bro" Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

Divvies of last week as .png in case server fucks you over: https://byte.wtf/dygpps5b.png (embed) (not feeling it today, sorry...)
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, normally updated weekly on Mondays and Fridays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>8690738

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wah!

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>>8707028

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Remember to hold rushia...

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>>8707123
I'm so happy you started making these again.

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>>8707123
I'm not only holding rushia, I'm buying rushia!

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NEED TO SPEND 28 MILLION QUICK BEFORE DIVVIES

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>>8707347
based spreadsheet user

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>>8707123
now this is fucking savage and righteous.

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remember that speedrunning diivies is a mistake and should be spread throughout the week.

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>>8707781
t. has to buy all coins during friday thanks to his poor decisions

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>>8707889
I mean to be fair we all know friday has the be--- pffffffft

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>>8707889
>he can spend all his divvy money on a single day
t.poor

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>>8707123
Neversell Rushi

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Always sell hags

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>>8708051
Hololive got me to love hags, I am actually surprised myself.

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you will pay for banning me and not banning spreadsheet users next adjustment. mark my words.

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>>8708268
>don't come to /nasfaqg/ tomorrow
go complain on the Floor faggot

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>>8708268
ogey

[for weak baits No.]

>>8708268
complimentary YOU for weak bait

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>>8708326
>>don't come to /nasfaqg/ tomorrow
more like start selling all your coins now if you don't want to become a poorfag.

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networth is a meme
stop caring about the leaderboard

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NenePro Ltd love!

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Wallets are a meme. Stop caring if somebody has it hidden.

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Konnui hate!

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don't waste your time with wallet-hiders.

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never give (you)s

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Konnui LOVE

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>>8708698

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>>8708698

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Spending all my liquid on Sana

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>>8708268
>the virgin zhonkbot user
>the chad haatonsheet enjoyer

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[Anonymous No.]

Ehh why did my screen go white when I started the auto trader?

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>>8709516
Deselect the baby

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>>8709456
You have to go back

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>>8709425
I can still fit more space.

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>>8709564
I'm winning.
You're losing.

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>>8709255
The real winner.

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Page 8, the best page!

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>>8711397
seriously someone slow the board down, how many of the same threads do we fucking need

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Page 8 again! Always a pleasure!

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>enters thread
MPP is a meme
>bumps thread
>exits thread

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>inseet generic bubble pop here
>300k-400k views after 10 hours
>a good song gets uploaded
>98k views after 10 hours
man why do Idolfags have awful taste in music?

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>>8715729
Polka has some heavy baggage from her roomate and the song didn't qppear on my subscriber feed

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>>8715729
Best original in recent memory, so good I can't even be bad about numbers. Sad Polka hits different because it feels genuine.

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>>8715974
>Polka has some heavy baggage

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>>8715729
To answer your question, because it's a helluva downer man. The idolfag masses want happy, upbeat, generic bubble pop. Not sinking into the depths of a bathtub. I liked it for what it's worth.

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>>8716248

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>>8716254
That line hit me hard man, I was already having a bad day, after the outfit reveal I wanted cute fennec song, not an assault on my soul.

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Napsfeq devs be like "noo not the bot youre doin my server a heckin frighten"
*bans innocent users*

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>>8717365
want to know how I know you're poor?

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>>8717365
Idiots getting banned. Based honk and devs

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>>8717365
I used the Haatonsheet plenty and never got so much as a mute.

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>>8717605
>>8718240
>>8718542
?????????????????????????????

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>>8715729
here's a better song from today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PluDFsVo3z0

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>>8718781
Mori's songs don't matter because the views get so spread out over the days that it doesn't affect her price that much. She never moons unless she gets susanned.

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>>8715729
Why are Pol like this...

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0h_1JW2hV0
Two ayame streams this week, nakirigumi stay winning

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>>8718781
fuck it, here you go

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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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>>8719713
>03

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>>8719713
>00:03

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19:00:03 is decent enough for a phone post I'll take it

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>>8719786
>phoneposting

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>>8719786
You keep a copy of your ritual post on your phone? holy based

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daily reminder
>>8700000

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I did it! Made it to the 200s! I'm gonna make it to the top!

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>>8719713
>19:00:03

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>>8719786
>can't ritualpost from phone because my entire region's cellular network is rangebanned and I don't feel like getting a 4chan pass.

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>>8720165
well done frendo

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>>8720165
first page bros....
also lambo club cutoff at top 522. inflation bros

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>>8720272
>also lambo club cutoff at top 522.
????

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when did this guy start selling peko? for shame

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>>8719713
>19:00:03
>>8720209
>not having VPN access to your home network so that cellular rangebans are moot

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>>8720369
why would anyone hold suisei

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>>8720369
current yacht cut-off btw

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>>8720407

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>>8720358
>he doesn't know lambo club
for shame

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sell your Cronies now. This is a warning

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>>8720486
I know what a lambo club is you dingus
>>8720494
just put the autotrader on buy again

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>>8720494
She has enough subticks to crab.

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>>8720516
?????

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>>8720494
Why the fuck would I sell her after a massive 3 hour megastream

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>>8720590
she will crab

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>3 hours megastream
>less views and sub than yesterday
good luck with that, poor

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>what are dividends

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>>8720728
>>what are dividends

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>>8720728
>he still believs in en2 divs

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>>8720582
>>8720700
>she will crab

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>>8720728
no one tell him

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>>8720869
the poor man cope. he thinks that will save him from the millions pumped on her

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>>8720869

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>>8720156

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>>8720952

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>>8720952

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>>8720952
holy fuck that flat ass made me cum

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>>8720933
what does that even supposed to mean?

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>>8721176
dividend calculator

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>>8721176
You'd know if you did your reps

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>>8721211
2.4% returns?

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>>8721211
>23%
there are better coins out there
she's also going to drop 2 days from now

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>>8721264
yes. en2 got fucked really bad. still depend on current price

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I'll post this without context too so you guys can fud yourselves.

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>>8721404
post all en2 so we can rope ourselves

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>>8721404
>52
>Ouro
>53
>Mumei
All others have good rates

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>>8721459
>2. moona

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>>8721511
I finally get it, thanks

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>>8721511
>278 users
nasfaq reclining once again...

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>>8721903

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>>8721903
>29 ips
we're officially dead

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>>8722561
24. I was samefagging for a bit.

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>>8722597
2. all me

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>>8722597
I posted on 3 different IPs today so make that 22 unique IPs

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New divegrass artboard.

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I have 29 proxies, this entire thread is just me talking to myself

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>>8719713
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Thursday, August 26th.
If you found any of that extra stuff yesterday particularly interesting, let me know, otherwise I'll just do it every now and then.

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holofags never stood a chance

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>>8723625
N*j*c*c*

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>>8723551
Thanks anon

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>>8723678
My pleasure.

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>>8723625
Doom isn't even a hard game to get permissions for. Hell, they already have Bethesda permissions since they're playing nuDoom.
Holofags not only never stood a chance, they never were even given legs.

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>>8723625
poom? more like POO

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>>8723625
pomu is an honorary holo

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Hey /nasfaq/, buy my GF.

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>>8723797
Holos need to ask to play Doom a week in advance. I really don't get permissions sometimes

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wtf is there to get from Gacha besides increments of $500 and literally nothing?

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>>8728665
heheh jeb_

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>>8728665
It's a gacha, what were you expecting? .pngs of your oshi?

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>3:35am time to wake up and scream in terror as any sane person would do
>"if i'm awake anyways why not check nassfuck-jii"
>it's shit
>my fridge starts running
>try to cry myself to sleep again

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>my fridge starts running
BETTER GO CATCH IT

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>>8728665
you start getting random coins after spending 1 million

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>>8728840
.gifs, actually

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Do you actually still have hope they will go down?

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fuck it I can't sleep and it's friday anyways.
Here's a little survey:
>your amount of EN2 coin (total, doesn't matter which ones unless you NEED to tell us)
>amount of EN2 coin of the two people around you on the leaderboard (sorry cypher)
>vague word to discribe your distance to them (very close (~1-3% networth), close(3-5% networth) etc.)
>divvies expectation HOPES
>divvies expectation estimate
>divvies expectation pessimistic estimate and how hard it would fuck you
Of course I'll answer.

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>>8731318
>>your amount of EN2 coin (total, doesn't matter which ones unless you NEED to tell us)
3k, about 650 of each
>>divvies expectation HOPES
kronii high end 4500, sana low end 3300
>>divvies expectation estimate
kronii high end 3600, sana low end 2400

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>>8731318
>surveyposting this early
100 total, 200 each
top one has 96 mumei and 96 fauna, bottom one has 250 each
<1% from the top one, 4% bottom one
50% each, I beleeb
>30% on Sana, 25% on the rest
I don't think they will go lower than 20%, I have shitcoin oshi so that's my usualy divvie rate. I won't get fucked

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>>8731318
>~1250 EN2 coins (around 250 of each)
>guy above me has about the same, guy below me is a wallet hider
>very close
>hopes: 25%
>estimate: 20%
>rope: 16%

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>>8731318
>your amount of EN2 coin (total, doesn't matter which ones unless you NEED to tell us)
1539 still buying some Sana
>amount of EN2 coin of the two people around you on the leaderboard (sorry cypher)
540 under me, 1022 above me that's why I'm asking, I feel like I might have overinvested a little
>vague word to discribe your distance to them (very close (~1-3% networth), close(3-5% networth) etc.)
about 2% down, 5% up
>divvies expectation HOPES
kronii/bawlz 3000, mumi 2000+ rest inbetween
>divvies expectation estimate
Seeing how Mikochi was 2,3k last week with about the same views, I see a grim picture. This will be a case study how much subticks and total amounts actually count.
kronii and bawlz might be around 2k for the subgain, I see 1,5k as more realistic. Mumi might make it under 1k and that scares the fuck out of me.
>divvies expectation pessimistic estimate and how hard it would fuck you
All of them under 1,5k with one in the sub 1k division would basically put me down in the 40s

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>>8731609
thanks for the replies so far, needed that hopium

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Reminder to turn your auto-trader off in 50 minutes!

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>>8733853
The sheet will remain on and you can't force me to turn it off

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>>8733853
What for?

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I still haven't checked poi, it will stay open at hour zero to cover up the 4 hoursI lost

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>>8731318
>>your amount of EN2 coin (total, doesn't matter which ones unless you NEED to tell us)
2.5k
>>amount of EN2 coin of the two people around you on the leaderboard
600 LMFAO
>>vague word to discribe your distance to them
pretty close but it wont be long for them to drop
>>divvies expectation HOPES
not by much. Im going to hoard Kronii tomorrow and no one can stop me
>>divvies expectation estimate
5-7k tops
>>divvies expectation pessimistic estimate and how hard it would fuck you
it really won't fuck me. I have a fuckton of Mori and Pekora

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2.5k oshi coin reached and the only feeling i have is emptiness and despair

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>>8733853
I just outright stopped using the sheet. I prefer it to zhonkbot, but it's not worth updating every 2 hours because there's some NEW reason it bogs the server.
No disrespect to Chaarton or the devchamas, but it's more trouble than its worth until all the bugs get ironed out.

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JESTER are you going to be racing for the top or can I not have to liquidate my positions to maintain my lead. Autotrader just not working and running out of liquids on thursday/fridays let you catch up really fucking quickly

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>>8734749
stop using the sheet if ypu dont have too is the smart decision, with all the failsafes embedded to it now, its better for you use zhonk autotraders anyways for more cycles per day

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going for 10% market share is such a mood. stop buying maririn you leeches

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>>8735173
The built-in trader drops cycles on purpose.

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>>8735423
Sheet TURNS OFF as a failsafe for tards.

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Latest version of the haaton sheet dies for 30 mins midnight
>remember to turn on the sheet after market closed
Ban the people who STILL bog the site honk. Must be deliberate now

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>>8735545
thats why you update to the newest sheet with the least bogs and then just remove the killswitches and shutoff. best of both worlds.

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>4.9k
Why is Sora so goddamn expensive? She was less than 3k 2 weeks ago.

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Turn off your autotraders. It didn't automatically turn off

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>no holo >1M views
Red Friday?

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How's the site? Turn'ed it off manually? We got bogged or nah?

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I forgot to turn mine off

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fk it i'll open my sheet at 1:00am for the nostalsgia

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get bogged

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Site machine broke?

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its back?

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Sheetniggers are bogging the fucking server and bragging about it.

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>>8738454
post wallet

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>>8738454
stay poor

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>>8738628
I would if I could, asshole
>>8738755
Post wallet before you say that

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>>8738792
nigga, just login. its literally that easy.

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>>8738857
I am logged in, the site can't open a websocket.

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>>8738792
you can't even use a site, stay poor

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I'm going to drag out the haatons and fucking rape them infront of their oshis

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>>8738926
>stay poor
Put up or shut up, profile screenshot.

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>>8739015
>the haatons would love that

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>>8739088
what's wrong, can't login? can't click a button? stay poor

[Anonymous No.]

I still have 4 million liquid for divvies. Tell me, are there any worthwhile dips for this day?

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>>8734987
Understandable, I need to keep buying until divvies but I'll slow down a bit after that.

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>>8739693
mumei, rushia, holo, gura, korone, botan should all have reasonable dips

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site asking for a captcha but not giving me a captcha to fill out to login....

[Anonymous No.]

my ayamy sell just went trought, get fucked

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Still can't log in.

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I am once again asking for devchamas to add a condensed information zhonkbot which allows you to see activity and percent change in the zhonkbot itself.
If you say to use multiple tabs, I know this, but my autism wants it all available in the same spot.

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Where is the captcha?

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>>8740609
It's because you're hammering the Log In button. When the site is this bogged, it can throw that error. Refresh the page, click Log In once, and just wait. If you weren't actually logged out, you shouldn't have tried to log back in.
How new? See the asshole repeating "get fucked"? They're DDoS-ing the site.

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>>8740609
you forgot your email, retard

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>>8740765
ah it's fine, I didn't want to finish these humble trades before adjustment or anything...

[Anonymous No.]

if you never actually logged out, you don't need to log back in. its just the site being slow to retrieve your session after you refresh. stop spamming the refresh and just wait

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>>8740833

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>site is still bog
Holy fuck can we just fucking ban the google ips for a week or something already. This is getting REALLY UNACCEPTABLE. If they are going to quit because they can't keep bogging the server and ruining the game for everyone else, fuck them.

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>>8740765
>>8740854
I accidentally refreshed the tab, incredible it is like this everyday.

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>>8740903
>If they are going to quit because they can't keep bogging the server and ruining the game for everyone else, fuck them.
Seconding this, fuck them.

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>>8740903
I'll take you with me.

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>>8740907
it definitely is as recent as this week though.
Just look at the graphs right now to get an idea how fucking bad it is, they've never been this grizzly usually just smooth autos doing their work

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>>8740969
>israel
Huh, I hadn't noticed that because I'm usually looking at a tab with 2-3 days worth of market data. You can't see the jaggedness once it's that dense.

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>>8741054
yeah it's also fine for most high volume coins where volatility is low as shit but I think those four right at the top are quite representative of the "average coin". Shit was fine just a week ago. So we're actually under attack from some niggers with their knickers in a twist, or is it just the usual "I fixed it" - "no you actually didn't lol"? The second one would at least be fixable.

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now this is some PTSD shit

[Anonymous No.]

>1am, site bogging
swimming in nostalgia

[Anonymous No.]

zhonk should just start banning these people like damn. I'm pretty sure some of these haatontraders who never update their sheets are newfags anyway

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>>8741133
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
>Look at the posts starting about 15 minutes before midnight server time
>It's definitely not fucking fixed >8737254 >8737265
>and even if it is, shitters like >8736624 exist

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>>8741257
sure but this time we don't even get an adjustment out of it.

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just ban the IPs for a week, see if nasfaq's still in the shit. If it is, >we then have data how much load was taken off just from the sheets and >we know how many people actually just fucking hate a free game about amassing coins with emoji marks.

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>>8741458
fucking this. The time for talk is over.

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>>8741458
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>>8741458
while we're at it, zhonkbot also bogs the server. make sure people sing that at adjustment get banned as well.

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>>8741608
BAN EVERYONE

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>>8741608
>zhonkbot also bogs the server.
Devchama already said it's not Zhonkbot who's bogging the server

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What a coincidence you say that, I was already writing a response, >>8741608

>but mikofag you tech-illiterate piece of shit their
own honkbot also does shitty trades and le bogging the server
that just means it's coming from a tool in dev control, that makes their job THAT much easier with not only the logs to see the damage but also the control to fix it properly. Right now the server is getting gangraped by API requests from random IPs which might be anything from honkbot to CLI-tools to just retards with auto-clickers (again). If you want this situation to be solved, lay down your 3rd party tools for now.

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>>8741652
MAKE THE DAMN HOLOSESH TOKENS INTRINSICALLY TIED TO ONE IP ADDRESS
SOLVE THE PROBLEM DEVS

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>>8741458
Why stop at the google IPs? They could just roll for a new IP unless honk rangebans all google IPs. They have the user IDs and more than enough warnings have been given on the thread and on the floor. Mute the players too.

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>>8741745
router resets.

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>>8741458
Can activity by Session ID be identified? Banning IPs is well and good but realistically that just removes a chunk of Google's servers from the board. That doesn't even necessarily help if people have personal servers or other shit that can run the code.
Can they not just force terminate every active Session ID, and make people generate a new session token to get in? The sheets in the wild just running rampant would instantly become useless piles of slag screaming into the ether, wouldn't they?

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>>8741862
it's no problem if it runs on your own server, you're probably the only one using it and in complete control, unlike what the haatons unleashed

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>>8741851
That wasn't the point
>You log in to NASFAQ
>Server gives you a holosesh token
>You stick it in the God damn haatonsheet
is the current flow of things
I am proposing
>You log into NASFAQ from your computer
>Server gives you a holosesh token...tied to the computer you logged in from's IP address
>You stick it in the God damn haatonsheet
>You get logged out
See where I'm going with this?

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>>8741862
>Banning IPs is well and good but realistically that just removes a chunk of Google's servers from the board. That doesn't even necessarily help if people have personal servers or other shit that can run the code.
basically my point, yes. That would exclude the sheets for a week. The sheets are used by people believing in them being coded in good faith, and usually used in good faith as well. So they'll be fine with using the normal honkbot for a while, then we'll see how many rampant 3rd party tools are actually out there.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, divs gonna be wild.

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>>8741928
oooh. that's smert.

[Anonymous No.]

Devchama here. Oi cypherposter! What the fek are you doing mate? We've got a billion requests from you, do you have a loicense for that autotrader? Keep it up and I'll have to put you in the pound!
>>8741608
zhonkbot no longer does that in its latest iteration though?

BTW we're going through and writing up fixes, please be patient with us.

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>>8741928
ahh that's really annoying because i switch my zhonkbot on both of my PC and phone devices alternatively to let them get the rest they deserve

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing beats waking up to a dead server

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742032
I warned you all! He's using a thinkpad, no one can control that kind of power, no one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742032
>cypher's thinkpad has become sentient
>It will NOT stop until it has traded EVERY coin, bog be damned
>You WILL give it the trades it deems worthy of executing.
Holy shit cypher shut off the fucking thinkpad before you make Stock Skynet

[Anonymous No.]

>>8741962
It only sounds smart, it's far from perfect. I thought of at least two potential workarounds while I was writing that, but I don't think people will be on-board with continuing to use the sheet if either "solution" were implemented.
Invalidating all current sessions/tokens and banning Google IPs + muting the troublemakers seems necessary at this point as well.
>>8742048
That wouldn't affect you. What I was saying wouldn't preclude you from being logged in at two or even three places at once. I have two holosesh tokens right now, one in Firefox for zhonkbot, and one so Edge can show me the pretty graphs without ABAYO-ing all of my CPU cycles.
With what I am proposing, you'd get logged out on your phone, theoretically, if you logged in on your home Wi-Fi, and then went onto mobile data. But all you'd have to do is log back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>Leave this bad boy run for the whole time
>Sees server gets bog
Ah what a sight

[Anonymous No.]

lmao I don't know how all of these programming nerdshit works. I'll just post this sexual object here who's just as dumb and airheaded as me™

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're all proud of yourselves. Fucking sheet users. ms. honk is losing sleep over this. How could you do that to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742111
Honestly, I think theres a lot of rogue spreadsheets that are just forgotten and unmanaged and running wild. If they just expired all the existing sessions and made everyone log back in and reset their traders, they might not even need to bring in bans.

[Anonymous No.]

Sheet anon here? My sheets been stuck like this for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742326
>version 2.003
ban this man

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742326
>2.003
update your sheet, you fuckstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742032
If this is real devchama I've only been using zhonkbot though? And it's still not doing half the trades I want on time, I've got a lazy botan who hasn't moved in the last minute or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742359
>>8742366
Got the link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742326
Also have the same problem with mine. Once I left it running, I can never open it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742298
>they might not even need to bring in bans.
I think week long bans are in order. If they decide to quit, so be it. The only (You)s they'll get are in this image.
>8742222
>bragging about bogging the fucking servers
>8742326
>deliberately showing an outdated sheet version to troll
These niggers know exactly what they're fucking doing. They don't care.
>>8742368
It isn't, Devchama confirmed that they would mirror official posts on the floor, and the last time they officially communicated, they went out of their way to hide user IDs. It's someone trying to fuck with you. Keep handstanding on your ThinkPad, you fucking legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742409
>>8742423
ban these two tourists please

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742434
>just continue using your current version
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I need everyone to cooperate with me on this. Delete all your previous sheets from google drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742507
sure thing, chief

[Anonymous No.]

I've been archiving every version of the sheet, I'm going to try running them all in tandem to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742507
I'm not laughing at you, because I think they should delete them, but really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742507
I restored a more outdated version instead. Completely forgot they're still available in the trash. Now even if Haatonspreadsheet activates the killswitch, I can still use them

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742507
done, wallet analyzer only thing left and the auto setup isn’t even on

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742409
here
tiny
url dot com 3e3x8ufh

[Anonymous No.]

zhonkbot just sold a coin I didn't want to sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742602
>israel

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742507
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742507
>>8742529
>>8742573
>>8742574
>>8742600
If you ran it at least once, there's a good chance that it's still running even if you reset it. There is no way to turn it off because even if you have an invalid session, it will still poll the server. Indefinitely. We don't have a truckload of newfags using sheets. We have a truckload of retards who are running multiple sheets without even realizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742602
DON'T GO THERE IT /API/DELETEOWNACCOUNT

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742690
>If you ran it at least once
Implying I ever would have trusted that thing. Didn't even let the wallet sheet try and auto-update because "why? I'm not looking at it 24/7, it doesn't need to run 24/7"

[Anonymous No.]

MARINE COIN TO THE FUCKING MOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742840
thanks for the free money senchoufags

[Anonymous No.]

honk should bring in fines for bog infractions. send people into negative liquid so they cant buy anything until they pay it off by liquidating assets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742927
Now you're thinking with Portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742857
you're welcome now sell

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Maririn, Mーさん doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8731492
actually let me retract that and say
>divvies expectation HOPES
kronii highend at 6k, sana/ low end at 4k
>divvies expectation estimate
kronii highend 4.6k, sana low end 2.8k

[Anonymous No.]

ahh Im so worried about the divvy turnout. Fucking Gura got more views in a regular week that any of the EN2

[Anonymous No.]

>>8731318
>your amount of EN2 coin (total, doesn't matter which ones unless you NEED to tell us)
160 Kronii, 152 Ballz, 104 Sana, 84 Fauna, 72 Mumei
>amount of EN2 coin of the two people around you on the leaderboard (sorry cypher)
Too lazy to check
>vague word to discribe your distance to them (very close (~1-3% networth), close(3-5% networth) etc.)
Haddaway - What is Love
>divvies expectation HOPES
I expect nothing
>divvies expectation estimate
I estimate nothing
>divvies expectation pessimistic estimate and how hard it would fuck you
They cannot fuck me, I have Marine's fat ass as a cushion
I dunno:
>Kronii pays Marine divs, Fauna pays Rushia divs, Sana pays Ina divs, Baelz pays Gura divs, Mumei pays Ame divs
I just pulled that out of my ass, because that's what all of these answers are.
>>8743220
Too bad I ABAYO'd most of my Gargoola today and yesterday because
>holding $19k Gura
lel

[Anonymous No.]

I deleted every version of the Haatontrader that I have permanently I kept a copy of the code in a Notepad++ file for potential debugging purposes later. It's been literally a decade since I did any coding, but it never hurts.
I had previously disabled them manually, but whatever. The older versions aren't of any value to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743318
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742368
Devchama here, sorry, I was gone for a while. This is the real me, I'm gonna post something like "Active on the thread rn" on the floor to prove it. Uh, thanks for the report about the zhonkbot, we were just curious as to what was going on because we saw pages worth of requests from you all of the sudden. Have you refreshed since we updated it? I seem to recall you saying you have but I just wanted to confirm.
>>8742431
Heyo, thanks for the efforts mate! This time it's actually me though kek. I'm only directly referencing cypher rn because at that moment we saw some weird behavior on his end and wanted to confirm what was going on. Typically though I will hide IDs because I don't want witch hunts of random anons who may not even be aware of the behavior we see from their accs.

If any of you fags are reading here, if I mention somebody in my posts that does not mean witchhunt the motherfucker for what you may perceive they have done. We'll take actions if we see it fit. Feel free to shitpost though, can't stop you there. Also, to just keep you in the loop, zhonk is making good on his promises and will be refactoring the Broker to be more efficient in hopes of improving our general performance. As I said on the floor zhonk is also writing up documentation on our API to hopefully reduce some of the more retarded uses of it. Also, as to what to do about sheet spam, currently we've discussed blocking both History and Leaderboard requests from them and seeing if this lightens the load a bit. I know this is going to likely break some scripts unrelated to the bog which is why we're taking this long to come to a decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743703
Just nuke the sheets bro, don't be a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742983
i only feel despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743703
Whoops, sorry.
tie holosesh tokens to IPs onegai. forcibly break the traders for now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743703
nuke google ips right now, gradually allow select api calls as performance allows

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743703
I generally don't refresh without any reason to, that could be the problem. I almost definitely didn't refresh until after market closed. 15 minutes after market closed I noticed I still had coins on cooldown so I assumed it was working fine and left it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743814
Did you at least refresh since being asked to by honk the other day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743840
After honk's request I cleared Firefox storage completely and logged out and in again. Did a hard refresh about twelve hours ago too just in case the honkbot was stealth-patched since its still lagging on trades, but it probably wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743703
Devchama here, bah me and my screwed up pronouns. I meant she when I was talking about zhonk.
>>8743755
>>8743784
We'll try to come to a firmer decision. Personally, I know a lot of anons are still relying on the sheets and a I know some sheets are not part of the problem which is why I'm personally pussyfooting around but I'll firm up my stance.
>>8743783
Being considered. Right now we've got a bunch of solutions on our plate so we're working through them one by one until something sticks and works.
>>8743814
>>8743903
If you refreshed after market closed then you should've gotten the update, this was the other day after all that we pushed this on. We'll be looking into it. Thanks for your cooperation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743911
h-hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743703
I don't want to sound like a rich asshole (an asshole I might be but I am far from rich) or anything but hide the API-Docs behind a networth barrier you guys set. Literally "you are still too poor to care".
The honkbot works fine and you can turn off your PC overnight if you right now have below 20M in divvies to spend per week. How did I get that number? That's my divvies. If you want to do fine tuned trading, just be there bro.
Just a suggestion though, and you guys decide the price if you think the idea makes sense. It's the same as accounts unlocking after X time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743911
>Being considered.
Based. There are some potential issues with my proposal, but I would rather not discuss them publicly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743911
just spank them for a bit. rogue traders getting a little bit punished aint wrong. few day bans is nothing for the sin they committing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743911
One thing, Firefox seems to be throwing this error ocassionally. Seems to be inconsistent, I didn't get it just now on refresh but I just tried again and it returned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743911
btw, thought about using a proper API key instead of the hacky "using the holosesh" method we have right now? It'd give you more control compared to the session, like rate limiting per account, and maybe we could do stuff like skipping captcha when login in from CLI if we give a valid api key

[Anonymous No.]

>>8743959
Devchama here, devious idea. I've thrown it into the pile of suggestions.
>>8743964
You're probably right. In any case, I'll be in contact with the rest of the Devs. We've just been kind of stressed out lately with this shit going on kek.
>>8744028
Thanks for the report!
>>8744060
We've never really seen reason to set up a proper API key but yeah, I'll see what zhonk thinks about it now. Thanks for the suggestion!

[Anonymous No.]

what's the official drink of nasfaq
it's NOT ringo, here's your "haha got'em" in case you thought about replying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744150
spank them daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744028
>>8744150
btw, how about a "bug report" link somewhere in the info? if you're cool, throw in a little item you get when you reported something reproducable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744150
Sent an e-mail to the address on the info page with more details on what I thought shouldn't be discussed publicly. Sorry if it's long, am bad with words.
>>8744165
It's ringo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744028
Just use EDGE for those times. Never had a problem after everyone tricked me into using it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744216
if this ends with jannies in the thread I blame you
also your reply-style is way too easy to recognize if you do it unconciously

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744263
He's literally avatar posting on that one mikobro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744165

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744297
there's times when he doesn't, just wanted to point it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744236
E̙̳̝̪̖͖̳̩͗ͩ̎̒͢d̙͙̪̥͎̿̀͋̉̋͢g̸͚̫͐̓̆͡ḝ̵̟̠̟̬̍̍̐̐̚̕͜ ̨̯̇ͧͣ͑͒̀͢͠ͅi̵̸̡̢̥͔͇̺̳̙̿̆͘͡͠ş͍͇͚͇͖̦̎ͤͪ̔̐ ̵̶̡͓͈ͣ͗̏͘͡ͅd̪̏̊ͣ̐̀̕̕͟͟͢͡ḛ̛̗͇̮͎̃͒̀ͫ͌̑ͨ͡a̡͈ͤ̉d̴̶̨̜̩͔̹̟ͧͮ͆̉͋ͯͪ͟͢͞
t. did the lion's share of Edge shilling
Still unbeatable for performance/resource utilization, and actually keeping the connection active without showing you a white screen, but it can't give consistent zhonkbot cycle times...
>>8744263
What >>8744297 said, you were supposed to know that it was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744195
Devchama here, I'll give them a smackdown.
>>8744200
Good suggestion, I'll throw it into the pile. We'll get through it eventually! I promise!
>>8744216
Thanks for your input!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744236
I don't have anything against Edge but I don't trust the preview builds they have out for Linux.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a long time since I've taken a look at NASFAQ. How bad is the inflation if the number 1 spot has half a billion dollars worth of assets and cash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744430
oooh it's fiiiiine, how are you today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744336
Just got done scrolling. I've made no effort to hide "my posting style" or favorite images in this entire thread, actually, otherwise I'd make some kind of wager on how many (You) could successfully (You) me with.
Also very rich coming from you mikoler, of all people. <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744514
all I wanted to confirm is that it's intentional, if it is, perfectly fine.
turns out not everyone is a fucking schizo huh.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah. I just installed trannyfox on my mobile phone and zhonkbot runs seamlessly perfect. I really wish someone makes a better browser than trannyfox

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744165
Water, anything else is sinful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744552
it's even worse on mobile where your choices are the evil corpo with the motto "Don't be evil", the trannyfurries or a variety of chinks wanting to run bitcoinminers on your phone.
I have yet to find a nice browser for mobile, especially since I still use Android 7 equivalent of Lineage. Because my Moto G5 still runs fine on it's second battery I can effortlessly exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>zhonkbot hasn't been trading since midnight despite being on
I want out of the server bogging timeloop

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744609
How hard did you look? Both have all the naughty telemetry bits removed. Both are open source.
>De-Googled Chrome
https://www.bromite.org/
>"De-Tranny'd" let it fucking go already, it's 2021, there are NO big tech corporations left that haven't sucked the SJW teat Firefox
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/org.mozilla.fennec_fdroid/

[Anonymous No.]

>be GIMP
>"Copy Visible"
>copies things that are not visible

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744759
>[File deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744759

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744800
based gimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744700
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744838
Yeah. It'll run one trade, ignore the rest, and go back to acting like it's off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744383
Alright devchama, I'm basically done with my deliverables for the day so I'm just staring at my browser now to see what could be generating your spam. Is it because of your fallback mechanism switching to the api on wss connection failure?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744838
Stop switching oshis you whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744804
>>8744814

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744904
Devchama here, wss failure is normal and there is no fallback mechanism. Thanks for the report though.
>>8744700
We're looking into the issues, if you have any more information you could offer it would be greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744961
Shark is still my #1, not selling ever
>>8744838
It works fine on my end with no bogging, so it might just be a client-side thing on your end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8745177
Woops, meant second reply for (you)
>>8744875

[Anonymous No.]

>>8745170
NTA but I notice that the autotrader can get stuck when it's not in focus and it's buying/selling the last coin of a specific coin. E.g I have it set to buy 50, I'll have 49 and after that the trader will get stuck if I don't refocus it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8745170
I sent an e-mail with the errors I found in the dev console. Cleared my cache and restarted my browser and it seems to be working fine now, so likely was just my end.

[Anonymous No.]

I just noticed Ayamy is back in the 4 digits

[Anonymous No.]

>>8745923
for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8745923
Ayamy to the MOON!

[Anonymous No.]

Help. I might not be able to zero my liquid with all the server boggings. Even with the incoming dips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746022
Gacha more jebs to prepare for auctions

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746042
Everyone who can afford jebs already has jebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746042
>selling jeb_ instead of combining into marquee jeb_
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746076
>marquee jeb_

[Anonymous No.]

>>8745637
Devchama here, from what we’re reading it seems that was just the server chugging along rather than an autotrader fault.
>>8745286
That’s more likely browser behavior than a fault with the autotrader, we’ll look into it but it probably is behavior we can’t affect.

Anyways, that’s it for me today, abayo anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746139
Thanks for all your hard work, devchama.

[Anonymous No.]

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. Hope you bought the right coins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746291
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

Buy Rushia~

[Anonymous No.]

anyone here want to bet who comes out on top in tonights jp mk8

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746503
rushia's always been my safe coin, so i pump into her when i have nothing to do with my liquid

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, friends. I'm testing my divvies formula and I'm posting my predictions here for bragging rights on the off chance that I turn out to be right.

kronii - $4,977.89
baelz - $4,848.57
fauna - $4,286.64
mumei - $3,454.26
sana - $4,478.73

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746641
15k or $ROPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746746
Too big. I like em medium sized

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, I did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8747113
Not the true oshicoiner

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746641
Hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>8747113
You did it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8747113
grats anon, People on this board dont give enough credit to oshicoiners, all they care about is the leaderboard, but you should be prod of your achievement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8739741
Based, I'll try and manage my liquid from this week forward so we can both just keep buying without having a silly war that will end up with both of us losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746641
Looks pretty solid to me but if I had to guess, I would say there's too much emphasis on views. The gap between mumei and sana seems way too big. I could be wrong though

[Anonymous No.]

>>8747471
>there's too much emphasis on views
You're absolutely right because I'm counting the frequency of subticks and not the actual subcount.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont even know what to say owlbros

[Anonymous No.]

>>8744759
holy hell Fennec is a godsend

[Anonymous No.]

Question for the people getting 30 million+ in divs, so you still min-max your trades or do you just buy oshi and div coins on cooldown? I'm losing the will to do my reps so i just buy the big div coins all week... Am i gonna be poor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748236
This is the time where you make a script that does your reps for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748236
This is the time to make a script that buys and sells everything with max efficiency

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748309
>>8748337
I'm too retarded/inept for that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748376
then just bog the server like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748376
post dick and I'll send you my script

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748236
few does. Cypher still do at a certain level but most of the top just do divs play

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748472
esl-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748472
Cypher is the ultimate autistic SEAnigger with a thinkpad
is it just me or 4chan seems slow tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748236
I havent even held 30M once and I'm already losing the mood to adjustment trade once I got 12M from the EN2 daytrading