/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

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DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSikoeVXoE

>NEW ORIGINALS
RxRxR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXVFl-N6-o
PAKU PAKU SEIBAI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAFA8SCKpXk
Colour MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9alGJE9ZXA
EIEN MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGgKKwc-jWg
>NEW COVER
LOS LOS LOS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCOGTtxq24k
>MIND CRAFT HOLO EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o

>Music
>Zodiac
https://cover.lnk.to/ZODIAC
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nKp29RuXFk2zJTVYw5lLD_S0mCI7pSjqo
>Pandæmonium:
https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Originals:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ
>Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaF6wFT6Yc49o7ZQY-pTJJeH

>Podcast
https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Free chat/Vspacer chat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Merch (Limited)
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
Promise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBae
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE

>Art Tags
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png

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Rrat Love

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Thanks for za bread!
SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNWLYgPNe14

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Judging from the tweets, it's going to be mukbang at Bae's place

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>>86989771
Why are they suddenly getting fusion art?

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if bae and ina are late i will post my cat

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>>86992249
please be the animal and not a female

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TELLY

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TELLY!
4 minutes. takos baelz has been spared from my cat

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Wait if this is at Bae's shed this means Ina met Mamarat and Chibirat

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THANK YOU INA

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baetyan...

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Wait
1140p will stay right?

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>>86989771
Previous bread:
>>86788418
Previous stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-hqkSqwIb4
Current stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNWLYgPNe14

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bgm its not low, its just ina mumbling into the microphone

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These two should have a fried rice cookoff

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WHERE ARE THE PEAS!?! FRIED RICE NEEDS PEAS

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Can we throw the beans in the trash and use the onions from the regular fried rice plate instead?

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Hang on, this is just a stealth Khaos Kitchen

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>>86994246
eat your beans nigga

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Oh fuck me I'm so damn slow in the head
This is that Ina fried rice taste test stream she promised
That meise en place is pretty

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>>86994167
PEAS FUCKING SUCK! THEY MAKE EVERYTHING TASTE 10 TIME SWEETER FOR NO REASON

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>>86992120
This was from the prank stream where Bae pretended to be Ina

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There's no fucking way left doesn't taste better after cooking

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based flying creature

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>>86994641
what the fuck are you doing to your peas that they come out sweet?

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>>86994721
I used to put them in my potroasts because a friend recommended it and it ruined the whole damn thing

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Peas and green beans are pure cheap ass filler. Give me broccoli or asparagus instead.

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>>86994800
This
Greens with body > Greens that turn into mush

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>>86994770
i think you might just have shit in your mouth because peas dont come out sweet at all.

in fact they dont taste like much, they give some freshness and that's it

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>>86994800
Well that’s why they’re popular, cheap and easy to get
I do prefer broccoli and asparagus but for stuff like fried rice they don’t really fit

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>>86994876
Is this a genetic thing? peas are pretty widely known to taste sweet

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Bae should make kichikichi omurice

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so, are they going to cap it under the hour or they are gonna react to the release?

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>>86995106
They usually just end it at the hour right? Would be nice if they go on though

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>>86995106
Would be nice if they watched the mv together with us and then kept eating and talking for a bit.

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>>86994947
apparently frozen ones are way too sweet, and i wont give you shit for using frozen slop because you are american and dont have access to real greens so i think this is the famed middle ground

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SPOON

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I dont watch a lot of Ina.
Does she mumble like this all the time? i have a hard time making out what the hell she's saying

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>>86995531
Yes lmao

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Egg fried rice

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>>86995531
Some of it is the mic positioning in this stream, but yeah she does mumble a lot

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Apparently they both have the same PT and are told to go to the same places to eat, so they share the same photos to each other

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>Wouldn't it be funny if we sent a photo to our PT of us feeding each other? Haha.
>Maybe eating the same spaghetti? Haha.

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Girlfailure rice

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>>86995738
>>86995941
Now I ain't much of a fried rice guy but the girlfailure one looks more appetizing

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MY COMPLETE LACK OF SHOCK

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oohhh niceee

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[Strong surprise]

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>>86995253
I could've sworn I fell for this myth and used fresh ones at a point and they tasted the same

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>>86995738
>>86995941
first one isnt cooked on high heat. i used to make it like this because i didnt have a wok. second one is the more typical way of making it

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I didn't see that one coming

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>>86996221
The Chinese use this technique called hot pan, cold oil to cook and the wok wasn't hot enough for the first rice (granted Bae is on a time limit)

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>Originally meant to be released in April
That doesn't surprise me when they were talking about singing it a bunch in Feb

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This song is so fucking good and catchy for such a boring anime

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didn't polka just released her cover too?

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>>86996440
A few days ago yep

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I'll be honest, I thought Ina and Bae "gave up" on this or put this cover on an indefinite hold due to how busy everything got the past several months.

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they are family

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https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1843140711824457812
So this was in the context of them going to Disneyland with Chibirat
And apparently they warmed up to Ina very fast (she met Mama rat too)

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Bae is /becoming/ a hag

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>>86997023
Ina is rubbing off on her in more ways than one

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>>86997023
She's a hag orbiter
Ina, IRyS, Towa, etc...

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They're finishing each others sentences...

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>>86997156
I just noticed too, that's really fucking cute

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chibirat doxxi cant upload the gif

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>>86997023
No...
It can't be...

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>>86997023
She's not known as Hagneto for no reason

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no peas no fried rice, im now a bae anti

dont rate the stream, dont talk to me, dont touch my peas

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>The wok wins

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>>86997344
Guess you didn't have a very peas-full watching experience

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>>86997344
we are going to break your legs mioposter, your days of kissing girls will be over, don't fuck with the brat yakuza.

wah/4

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Nooooo I wanted a longer collab.

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>>86997396
dammit Takochi

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>>86997344
a cute dork and a dope/10
Rice looked very good and the stories were adorable

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>>86997358
*Teleports behind u*

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Thanks for the food

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The animation is great

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This is a good MV

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>ina gets animated as a dope
>bae gets animated as kakkoi
trillion of fembrats eggs, evaporated

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rate the cover wah

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That was fire and the MV was adorable

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Bae is really really good at raping

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>>86997984
Kakkodope/10
Bae has nice rat udders here.

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>>86998112
Agreed but that doesn't mean I want her to be the token rapper in the next promise song again

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rrat spotted

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>>86997984
TakoBaelz love/10
Kakkoi/10
Dope/10
>>86998129
Surprisingly solid

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>>86998177
Counterpoint: if she's rapping then its not Our promise which is a vast improvement

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>>86997984
Bae cute and buff/10
Ina cute and dope/10

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>>86998389
Our Promise is great though.

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does Bae rap in other stuff? I want to hear it

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>>86998675
Oh sure! and Myth or Treat is the best Myth song and Above Below, Sirens and Rebellion suck!

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>>86998794
>Myth or Treat is the best Myth song
I mean it kinda was until Show Goes On.

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>>86998794
Myth or Treat can hardly be considered a song, you're right about Rebellion though. Above Below is catchy.

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>>86998794
>Myth or Treat is the best Myth song
it unironically is

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>>86998676
she gets saddled as the "rapper" of her gen because Kronii cant rap, Mumei and Irys dont fit that rapidfire style and Fauna can barely hit notes but i think she can put out a decent song
Anyway back to your question, she raps all the segments in group songs so you can check the riot games thingy where she rapped the KDA parts

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>>86999005
can you spoonfeed me some links?

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>>86998878
>>86998972
>no dude you dont get it, this shitty improvised fuckass song is better than this shitty not improvised fuckass song because it has SOVL
i fucking hate nostalgia so much its unreal

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>>86999128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2oCwXVfpGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDUADGntHOE

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>>86999171
sorry, but myth or treat is still the best myth song.

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>>86999267
ty

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hymOcFUkCHU
I want this but with bae

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>>86998794
>>86998878
>>86998962
>>86998972
I genuinely dont get what's supposed to be bad about nonfiction. i remember some chumbuds being super anal about it but i still dont get why

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>>86999171
Myth or Treat was obviously rushed, but it had a real catchy melody and gave us some of the best alt costumes. Ina's is still my favorite.

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>>86999668
I think I hated how the MV looked and the song didn't grab me.

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Will she stream tomorrow?

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>>86999911
They have the anniversary stream yeah
Not sure if she'll have a POV though

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The cover is really cute. They clearly are (sisters), and I am really happy my Ina found someone she is so close to.

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>>86999958
I’m very happy Bae has someone close to her as well, they have a very cute friendship

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>>86999958
I always laugh at this image cuz Bae looks like a retarded child while Ina has an erection.

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>>86999668
Myth songs are usually shitposted because it tries to unify 5 people with VERY different singing styles and those 5 fanbases want very different things
>Mori raps and does growl stuff. Deadbeats want that (they mellowed out)
>Ina does ballads. Takos Want ballads or goofy songs
>Kiara does pop/songs to dance. KFPS dont usually mesh with other songs
>Ame sings like utter dogshit. Teamates are deaf and just want her to be prominent
>Gura does cutesy songs and ballads. Chumbuds dont like when she steps out of that
so any myth song gets one fanbase happy and 4 other ones mad.
Nonfiction is a whatever "cool" song so it only "fits" Mori and no song has ever fit Ame since they just put her on the back to minimize damage

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>>87000031
Nice, thanks.

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There's something about Bae rapping that makes me happy.

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>>86999668
mori wrote the lyrics and it was 2022 so the "hate mori" club was still on full force. Aside from that its boring and tells you nothing about myth, unlike the show must go on.
Its still the best of that batch of "bad" songs

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There's something about Bae that makes me happy.

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https://x.com/akashibag/status/1843488359953658366

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So cool...

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hey brats, if bae's voice was represented by an instrument, what do you think would be the most fitting?

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>>87002343
Otomatone

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Ina please let Bae sleep. It's been like 8 months.

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>>87003230
So this is why Bae's sleep is so fucked up...

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>>87002343
An harmonica

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Can Bae beat the Dark Souls poopwalk challenge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UgTxVF1ng

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https://x.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1843512116017533046

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>>87004251
I heard rumours that it was a quiz, nice

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>>87003281
Yes and it's not because of the song

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>>87004251
"Alright, first question, IRyS. WHAT...is the capital of Assyria?"

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>>87008134
My wife

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do you guys think bae will win tomorrow's collab?

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>>87008217
we know, Ina

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>>87009804
Imma be 100% with you, Bae's memory is spotty at the best of times

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>>87002368
Maybe with some distortion

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https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1843562625285927327
https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1843562625285927327

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>>87012081
quack?

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>>87012081
Gambare Baetyan

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>>87012130
I assume she actually means goose and she's being the bottom of a goose stack again

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>>87012081
Clear mismanagement by Hololive, if you need a HoloJP to play as a duck send Subaru

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>>87012081
This just made me remember, that offcollab with Subaru never happened yet did it?

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>>87012278
The offcollab interview series? No, it hasn't...

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I remembered that Polka had a Bling Bang Born cover come out a couple days ago and guess who cameos in it

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Any interesting holoctober arts?

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>>87013987
There now exists a Bae pondering her orb image

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I haven't watched the anime but from her unchanging expression, Bae is supposed to be Mashle's counterpart, who is Ina supposed to be?

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>>87015509
Probably either Lemon or Finn though I don't think she maps particularly well to either

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>>87009804
>do you guys think bae will win tomorrow's collab?
I don't even know what material Mumei can even pull from for a Promise quiz since almost anything from the CouncilRyS era is likely off-limits to the quiz except maybe stuff like the GOI competition and the off collab cooking competition which are close enough to Promise collabs since every unit member is there with 2.0 IRyS. Otherwise, is she going to ask stuff like,
>What happened in that rare Promise collab where I, Mumei, wasn't even present?
Then you have individual factoids about each person that requires watching their streams frequently, so Mumei questions would be pretty easy for Bae to answer for example.

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>>87016990
Holy shit the baenana is huge

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>>87017103
notice how she's floating? she's helicoptering it around to provide lift

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>>87016572
this guy sure loves putting bae into imminent violent rape situations

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>>87017414
does anybody have the full set to this btw?

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>>87017439
nothing on Kemono and i bet my left nut there's jackshit on exhentai so you are out of luck m8

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>>87012278
So this will need confirming after the stream but apparently Bae and Subaru are doing the collab in two days

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i really wish she didnt drop schedules.
Like i dont need the exact game day or anything, just go
>stream
>game stream
>collab
>break
>break
>song

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>>87017960
I do miss having at least a way of knowing which days are off

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>>87017960
At least Bae and Mori are consistent enough to give head ups to when and where they will show up+they are always streaming.
Lets just say i gave up on catching mumei live

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>>87018052
I’m lucky to be in a time zone that can catch them but I imagine her random guerilla karaokes are hell

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>>87018052
>>87018118
i dropped mumei altogether in the prerecorded karaoke era

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Bae and Mumei dropped schedules because they are a couple of cute girl failure silly billys

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>>87019504
T-they are?

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rat

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do you think its ok to draw fanart with alternative breast sizes and the like?
bae herself said she likes them too, but im curious what brats think
i draw fanart of her, pic not related, but the size is about the same, hehe

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>>87021344
I came from Touhou so I’m all for breasts of all kinds of sizes
Bae happens to suit both bigger and smaller so it works for me

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>>87021344
Bae likes a bit of stuffing in her bra anyway so its alright with me

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>>87021344
show your art PUSSY

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>>87021344
i like her bigger.
Im annoyed by fanarts that reduce her breasts and strawberry bae being drawn like a loli annoys me a lot more

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>>87021344
The only ones who truly throw a tantrum over it are people who are fans of flat girls. Drawing them as having anything but inverse breasts gets them flailing on the ground in tears even if the girl actually has tiny budding breasts.

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>>87017897
I saw someone reposted fan art in her tag about this so I assume it's something Subaru has said on stream.

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Bang Bang Born sounds like plin plin plon

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>>87022358
The bed creaking noises makes the song sound sexual.

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>>87010054
Now I'm hungry

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rat

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mouse

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Bae will lose...

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Bae will win.

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Bae won't win but IRyS will be in last place

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what's your personal favorite stream?
for me I think this one made me fall completely for bae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o52xhV2ir0

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>>87028172
the entire Va11hall-a plaything marks for me the transition period of "squeaky cutesy nishishi" bae to current Bae and i love it so much.
She started cursing a bit, relaxed a lot from her "12 year old" persona and definitely let her voice go lower while also slaying the stupid "OMG LE ZOOMER" rats.

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>>87028172
While it's probably not the stream I enjoyed the most at this point this one is the stream that really sold me on Bae and I always feel a good bit of nostalgia for it (runner up would probably be that unhinged unarchived Christmas karaoke from a few years back)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkQjfNzkQQ

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>>87028172
For me it was her exposed stream with the heart rate monitor, in fact i liked the first febaerary, lots of creative streams and lots of VC calls

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Don't die

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>>87028172
I do remember that stream and even though I watched her since day 1 it's around this time I began to think of her as an oshi. The lead up to Hontou no Oto followed by Febaerary and ending it with Play Dice just solidified having her as an oshi in my book. But if I had to pick 1 stream from that time it'd probably be this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8

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>>87028172
Feels like there was a point in time when bae was mostly a vchatter or whatever we called it and thats around when i came in and I just liked listening to her. Nothing against idol or gamer arcs, i like those too but it was a simpler time for sure. Sometimes i go back just to listen to the stories while working on something.
https://www.youtube.com/live/0yNSbZZtfq0

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rat

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Hako my taro

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Bae is not gonna wake up in time, mark my words

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>>87042568
Isn’t it 11am her time
1hr later than her usual time

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>>87042568
she could wake four hours later and still be on time because mumei has never started a stream on time in the history of her channel.

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>>87015883
Mumei confirmed to the chat autists that it is indeed just Promise history.

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Catching up to her dark souls vod and my god is her rage adorable
One of her struggles I noticed was that she obviously wants the light roll since that's the type of speed she's used to from Sekiro and LOP but chat keeps misguiding her and telling her that medium roll is fine (which it would be if she was going poise/strength but she's not)
https://youtu.be/i-hqkSqwIb4?t=5904
Also here's a hilarious moment of rat perception where she thought her roll speed changed but it didn't
https://youtu.be/i-hqkSqwIb4?t=6907

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>>87044733
She definitely placebo'd herself into thinking it was faster
Going light roll means she'd be basically naked though

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>>87044906
She should find the thief armor soon I think, it's not that heavy, any light armor would suffice
This is the playstyle she's used to as there is no such thing as armor in LOP or Sekiro
If only chat let her take the master key and get havel's ring early

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>>87044906
>>87045412
Dont really think she needs it though. She fought taurus at its own pace and using the game mechanics quite well, and is slowly learning that rushing ahead isnt the best idea as seen when she finally started "clearing" rooms before advancing.
Keeping her bruiser-fighter style will make her finally learn to take a step back and be calm

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>>87045942
Bae should just go full armor and shield when she's fighting mobs since she forgets to roll anyway

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Ultimately, Bae likes long games that have narrative hooks, and she isn't going to find that in
>read the item descriptions for da lore
Souls games. She will probably go back after Dark Souls to Souls-likes that offer a similar experience but with a better story more to her liking.

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>>87046011
Bae should play Another Crab's Treasure

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>>87046011
My dream is for Bae to get into Kakarot.
A fun mashy game that can be skillfull, tells all the DBZ plot, has a great balance of quests and setpieces and has some of the most prominent seiyuus in the industry
>>87046046
Did Bijou even finish that piece of crap? Gigi did but she's not a souls autist

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>>87045942
Yeah that's true. I'm all for her learning a new style, in fact it's far easier in this game to just go unga bunga full armor poise and out-damage and out-flask your enemy rather than learning roll timing

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i love how optimist you guys are but Blightown is gonna kill her enthusiasm for this game because its genuine asscancer and literally nobody enjoys it

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>>87046011
Call me crazy but I feel like Elden Ring has a much more defined and less cryptic story than Dark souls, I'm speaking from my own experience but I didn't have to look up lore videos to understand the role of Godfrey or Marika or Maliketh or Messmer or Miquella or Radhan or any of the characters involved in the main plot.

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>>87046254
I think that one segment in LOP was more ass cancer than blighttown, if she did that, she can do this too
Blightown just punishes you heavily with falling deaths if you try to run past enemies without knowing the routing
these insufferable niggers are the single worst aspect

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>>87046285
well yeah, Elden Ring actually has a plot.
DS 1-3 is just a bunch of scenarios loosely tied together to form a (you) story
>some dudeguy with no name is destined to kill the last boss after doing X,Y and Z oooooh
In DS1 you have to ring the bells to get to the fortress so you can go to Anor londo and get what you need to fuck over Gwyn. Whatever is on the middle is not important and just exists to have things happen inbetween the bells and Gwyn.

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>>87046470
you are grossly oversimplifiying the problem with Blightown.
>three enemies that hit really hard early on
>blowdart snipers with poison
>terrible retarded obtuse directions
>bad platforming
>DOGS
>bunch of cheapshot enemy placement
>UNIQUE enemy that punishes you for going too close and not realizng its just a roadblock
>More retarded platforming
and all of that to land in a poison swamp where your mobility is impaired and enemies throw stuff at you. Its genuinely soulcrushing for new players and that's why people learn to love it (or accept it) or they just skip it.

And now i want you to picture bae running through that mess of design

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>>87046726
Poison swamp isn't that bad, it's the upper levels that are obnoxious
But as I said, if you kindle your bonfire and take your time taking out all of the enemies one by one instead of trying to run through the level without knowing the directions, it really isn't that hard

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>>87046873
Bae getting a bow to aggro enemies from range and deal with the blowdart guys would help a bunch

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>>87048387

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>>87048387
>>87048456
GAY

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>>87048915
Cuties

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>>87046873
I dont remember where i saw it but apparently the worst part of poison swamps isnt even the player taking damage but the restricted movement. People react very badly to having their movement impaired in a shitty way even if enemies are also impaired.
so yeah, even if its not that bad in retrospective, it feels like shit to have to walk slowly through shrek's cum

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>>87049074
Guess we pray someone backseats her to the iron ring then

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Translate

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>>87048915
awww

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>>87051794
Her brain is melting from stress

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>instant +10 minutes.
guess im an idiot for thinking it would start on time

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+10

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Do the rune's on the podiums mean anything or is it just crap the artist added

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bae kyute

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>>87056367
they seem to be random runes

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>>87056367
Bae in death battle soon

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>>87056367
seems to be their initials

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>>87056238
>>87056261

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>>87056525
Bae cannot into triforce

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>>87056579
Thats neat

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Telly!

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TELLEH

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I liked Mumei's old intro better

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>>87057483
I only care about her outtro where she's sleeping and is easily rapeable.

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>>87057483
Which one?

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me on telly

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>bae is too loud
>kronii is too low
ONE DAY they'll learn how to balance audio

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>>87057657
Bae is fine.

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So we can see the screen but they can't?

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Mumei leaked the merch promo image kek

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this is a profesional streamer btw

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>>87058494
That's great art though, very sexy

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>>87058494
PLEASE LET THESE BE REAL 3D OUTFITS

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Molestation is fun when it's two girls.

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>>86992120
They were really cute together. It hardly seems surprising.

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>HEY BAE REMEMBER THOSE TIMES YOU GOT DRAGGED BACKSTAGE AND WE RAN A TRAIN THROUGH YOU? WANNA DO IT AG-KIDDING! RAPE!

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>Baken
Sounds like kronii been baken for a while

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This isn't a quiz show. This is Baerape!

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Not fond of BaeRyS (or IRyS for that matter) and never will be

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>>87060236
hello saar

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>>87060284
I like Bae having friends who are worth her time and reciprocate their friendship instead of those who use her like a tool but maybe that's just me

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>>87060453
I think you're just a mentally ill schizo

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>>87060453
i am redeeming saar

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>I RAPED BAE
>NO IT WAS ACTUALLY ME
>Bae:Why am I getting attacked so much
B-Bros this stream is kinda...

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>>87060574
Bae will never top

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>>87060722
there's a chance, but we need nerissa

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>>87060795
The power of wet cat….

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Man it's nice to see Bae's energy levels in collabs when she's had proper sleep.

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*Gasp*

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CANVAS STANDS ARISEN!
STANDS MADE OF CANVAS!

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Bae is looking cute in this art

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I''d like to wear the backpack.
But the Promise logo still looks like a vagina...

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I like practical merch, might get the bag

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mubae cases

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>>87061898
(me)
and the matching mubae cases

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Bag looks good
Too bad it probably won’t arrive before Fes

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>>87061929
her... her feathers are... touching them both... uwaaaa

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>>87061840
yeah the fucking gigantic logo ruins it for me. If it was sewn or something into a pattern then cool but that square thingy kills it

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>>87061840
I still see 2 hooded guys being shot by cops with their hands up facing away from the pov

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Mumei...

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these sillies

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What the fuck are these girls planning at Bae's house kek

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>>87064765
a 5 woman orgy that needs equipment apparently

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>>87064765
Bae can take all of them

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Has there ever been a promise announcement where they didn't have to be tard wrangled by management

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what tf is a 3d musical

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A FUCKING MUSICAL?

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well fuck me silly i didnt expect a musical

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Musical!?

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It's not a Promise rendition of Hamlet but it's a musical!

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>>87065337
3d live but more performative and probably less boring idol music

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https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1843856445906796837

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Confirmed for December

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Bae said October and November would be busy but she didn't mention a fucking musical in December
So that means the surprise for both October and November isn't the 3D live by the way???

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>NOT YET
>>87065625
rude, my nigga erbie narrated the video

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To no one's surprise the countdown is to an announcement lol

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Silliest gen in holo

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A FUCKING MUSICAL! rate the stream btw

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>>87066517
I love Promise/10
Scuffed as always but the merch and musical are great fucking news

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I love dorky girls so much

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>>87066517
i have some less than savory words but im gonna save them because the second they started discussing discord sex the stream skyrocketed in quality/10

nice announcements

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>Musical in December
>Promise orgy at Bae's house.
>Mumei 3d live soon(?)
>Kronk 1 chip challenge.

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>>87066517
A FUCKING MUSICAL?/10
The points are made up/10
Bae's rape gets shown on telly multiple times/10
Discord sex/10
Did anyone win by the way? Probably Kronii or Bae judging by the points

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>>87066517
Typical promise stream requiring management tard wrangling
wouldn't have it any other way
10/10

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>>87066693
Not a 3d live but celebrating her 3 year anni and the anni for mumei (the song)

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people say its a 3d but im positive bae is gonna drop more music.
she's a lot more musically inclined nowadays

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>>87066871
mumei literally had the clip and is a very dumb girl
https://youtu.be/r1KUcTmKofA?t=2991

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>>87067100
The main reason why I don't think it is, is because Bae said she wasn't recording any more music this year
Of course it's possible she was lying to make it a surprise

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https://x.com/Kukie_nyan/status/1843859739765289302

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>>87067260
i wouldnt take any of bae's statement at face value because she "lies" to us in the sense that she says shit like "no more recording this year" and then drops an album and goes "this was recorded last year!"

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>>87067423
The other reason is that she already dropped a full album, it's a lot of work to churn out a ton of music
Well, there's no way of knowing until it's announced

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>>87067100
actually Bae is gonna announce she's eating the ass of every single holoEN girl

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>>87065757
She did mention something was happening in December. When she talked about Oct/Nov she was referring to the stuff she herself was working on, not Promise.

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>>87067073
Technically it could be a 3D live announcement. She mentioned she wanted to do another.

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>>87067983
Bae is really going all out this year
I hope she takes some time to pace things out, I know she mentioned using Febaery as a new rest month and I'm all for it

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>>87067260
>Bae said she wasn't recording any more music
I don't recall her saying that, do you have a timestamp?

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>>87068122
She is not going to do another this year. at earliest she will record it when they go for the fes. My money is on another original

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Bae here. I wonder who she's gonna pick as next guest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3G1zJBLy8I

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>>87068186
You'll have to give me a while to dig it up, it's been some time sorry

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>>87068411
I would assume one of her close friends who hasn't gone (so not Mori)
Maybe Towa or IRyS?

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>>87068448
I think I recall her talking about no new album when someone mentioned it in chat but I don't really remember her saying she's recording no more music for the rest of the year. If she's doing a 3D live for her anniversary it would be the perfect time to drop a new single.

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I mean it can also mean song+new outfit.

Its been a while since she got something aside from tazzytaro

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>>87068411
Ina

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>>87068757
Ina's also a high possibility, maybe Hajime.

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>>87068978
You're right, Ina is in Japan, that's possible

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>>87068845
specially since they can now pay outfits from their pocket

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>>87069009
Aren't those restricted to member's only?

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>>87069115
No, That's Fatto Catto's outfit which she made a members only because she wants people to sacrifice cum to her

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>>87068759
I did a bunch of searches and I can't find it given how vague it was, could be I misremembered and it was just no new albums

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>>87069612
this is nice

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>>87069781
I know right?

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7 Days to Die starts tomorrow but Bae mentioned she might not be able to make it due to homework

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good night /rrat/!
see you soon

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Nothing like a comforble bread

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https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1843878219176726585

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Promise Folie à Duex

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>>87073000
So the Promise girls prison rape Jokeronii?