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A thread for the Zesty Zweihänder Handler, Calliope Mori

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Remember to love your Swaglord

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Was complimented on my Mori shot glasses today

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>suddenly Gura anniversary merch
Huh. Mori said she wasn't having any this year because all the other recent mori merch right?

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>>86772059
Yea, both her and Inner didn't have anniversary merch this year

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>>86772059
I think there was supposed to be expensive merch tied to the currently delayed MV and that was her reasoning.

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https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1842354977978941525
She really did delay to watch Bae for a bit huh

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>>86772432
cute if true

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>>86772432
It's too bad world interaction with other players is such a pain in the ass in Souls games or else she probably would've done co-op with or invade Bae lol

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>>86772750
Shen knows then game enough that she could rush a new character pretty easy, but I don't think Bae would get to a point t where mori could invade before her own stream starts.

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Turns out there's a bottom row, decent chance Mori is involved
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1842365135274279346

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>>86773344
>Kept you waiting huh
Sneaking confirmed

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>>86773675
Kiara's tastes ara wierd enough where I could see that happening lmao.

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https://x.com/kongarisalmon/status/1842323816640303562

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>>86775566
That's pretty clever ngl

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Watching Bae play DS1 rn and it's kinda funny/weird seeing her be taken aback by: 1.Being able to create a character 2.That character having pre-selectable equipment lol

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>>86776474
Yeah, Lies of P and Sekiro don't have any character creation.

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>>86773675
>+Mint
Board will explode.

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>>86776763
Does she even have a 3D model?

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>>86776868
No

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She's already grossed out by beef jerky mode kek

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>>86775070
me on the bottom

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>>86776868
>>86777182

It's supposed to be in the works from last I heard.

I think they talked about it on the Ghost-roach podcast.

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What if we get an outfit swap medley this year too and It's Fauna and Mori dressing up as Fuwamoco?

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nonstop meeping soon

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I'm literally in love with Mori Calliope

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I'm literally in love with Mori Calliope’s armpits

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I'm metaphorically in love with Mori Calliope

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I'm religiously in love with our lord an savior Mori Calliope!

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I literally want Mori Calliope's toes in my mouth

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I'm in love with Mori Calliope, and I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I love her, straight-up.

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>>86779907
sexo

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the sibling rivalry begins now...

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She's not actually watching Bae

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>>86781761
Retard-chama?!?
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>>86781752

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>>86782083
Dumbass, she's asking about it because she hasn't been watching.

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>>86782227
I'm on her bed and can personally confirm that she's been watching

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Uh, akshually, mori has moved on to the greatsword, you pillock

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>>86771177
Previous thread: >>86707949

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Remember to love your Mori. :}

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I feel like it has been a million years...

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>>86771630
By whom'st?

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Oh shut up Mori, it will never be "bad" compared to how you were in 2020

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>a whole ass loan for that MV
dayum Mori

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How broke is she?

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melty deadbeat

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>>86784234
Can't be that broke, probably just temporarily short of liquid assets

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I imagined Mori was a millionaire living off Cristal and caviar, like I knew she had trouble with US taxes but I always imagined that was relative to her very wealthy tax bracket. This makes it sound like she isn't as wealthy as I had imagined. Which is kind of sad, with her amazing journey and all the amazing stuff she's done and created, it feels almost unjust that she isn't living like Snoop Dogg or something.

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>>86784234
Not broke enough to stop eating $80 gold covered steaks

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>>86784341
Well Snoop is far far higher level of famous. But she's doing well, just light at the moment.

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>>86784341
>living in a house in Tokyo
>multiple trips per year
>not rich

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>>86784341
Didn't she try to by a house in Cali of all places? That'll set you back a few mil.

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>>86784579
I hope she is and this is either just a lack of perspective or phrasing that makes it sound worse than it is. I want to imagine my Oshi living in fabulous, gaudy rapper wealth. Truly my life won't be complete until her roommate is wealthy enough from the ruboff to come out in gold chains and mink coats if she ever has a cancert again.

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>>86784755
>cancert
Mori health charity concert confirmed?

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>>86784341
Most holomem are wealthy enough, but not super wealthy

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>>86784275
Same shit as Kiara a few months ago. Lots of investments and savings, low liquid money.

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>>86784746
It retains value though

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>Robust immune system
>gets sick easliy
that's not how it works mori...

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Meanwhile in Bae's chat: >>86784933

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>>86785048
Japan's colds are strong enough to kill you though. Don't you watch anime debbie?

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>>86784755
Probably just phrasing
I remember she first bought this up she mentioned how it takes minute to get paid for stuff like music, then she kinda undercut her own point going on to mention how her deal has her get a bigger % cut than the average musician does

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>>86784341
Most people are fucking retarded and don't understand what it means to be a millionaire. It doesn't mean lambos, mansions, and daily caviar. All it means is you own a house, a Mercedes at most, and have a few hundred thousand in a 401k. You can afford to eat out like once a week and splurge on a yearly trip.

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>>86785315
If she waited until 2025 she could have gotten that nice first time homebuyer subsidy that might become US policy

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>>86785315
Fine, then multi millionaire, or hundred millionaire. Whatever it takes to get Mori to living in a mansion and living off caviar.
>verification not required
See, even captcha agrees that she deserves it.

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>>86785580
K is not winning

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>how am I gonna play this with one hand?

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red dress is her best outfit

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morgey

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>>86785096
Cute Taso

Its almost funny how Kanata and Mori have both just been alternating FromSoft and Persona games for the past year but never end up playing the same game at the same time. Even in HoloGTA there was a moment they were literally standing 12 feet away from each other with their backs turned and never noticed each other

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Her dress without the hood makes it sorta look like she's wearing a bikni or halter-top of some sort

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>>86786346
Kino...

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>>86785580
You don't qualify if your parents or siblings have bought a home.

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Isn't Patches supposed to dump you off in this area?
Did Mori accidentally sequence break? lol

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>>86786568
>don't qualify if your siblings
Damn, and my brother bought a home a few years ago. Here I thought I did the right thing by working hard and getting a degree, but no, apparently the right thing was marrying into a family that will fund your first house downpayment. Well, glad the government will teach me a lesson.

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>>86786419
That's pretty much what it is, isn't it? There's some fabric on the back too, but it looks transparent so it might not offer much support if any.

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>>86786864
It purposefully keeping as few people from qualifying as possible.

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>>86786864
the government doesn't help you, only you can help you

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>>86786996
Unless no one else in your immediate family has bought a house, apparently.

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>>86786932
Just like the hurricane disaster relief...

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Watching Morp and Ratsis at the same time and the contrast is hilarious

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I don't even make enough to file taxes I don't think the government knows I exist

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>>86786419
She mentioned that in the reveal stream. Also the calm playing of Mori vs Bae's yelling and panic is funny as hell

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>>86785752
Okay buddy, have fun storming the Capitol for your Cheeto man again

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>>86787213
The government may not know you exist, but I do.........

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>>86787837
Do the "beauty in death"

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>>86787213
Poorbeat…

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I've been out, did Mori find patches in the cathedral?

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She's been muting her laughs for the past month because of her cough
I missed them so much

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>>86788011
Nah, she somehow managed to find Roseria and kill both giant but didn't find Patches lol

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>>86788249
So is she screwed for Sieg's quest then?

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>>86787213
Technically all income is taxable, but I won't give the tip to big daddy, debby

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>>86788279
Uhhh, idk I've actually never sequenced broken NPC questlines like this before

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>>86788530
looks like she can still get the set from him

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>>86787213
you probably qualify for a tax refund stupidbeat

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Can she get a second slab soon for maximum unga bunga?

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I cant stay mad at patches

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>>86788844
No power stancing in DS3. Itz one of the good things from ds2 ER took.

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I've genuinely never seen her get turned around confused in a game as much as she had in Cathedrals right now lmao

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>>86788957
Elden Ring really is the GOAT Souls game honestly

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>>86789650
gameplay wise yeah but the open world could use some work at times

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>>86789647
I legitimately think she might have some sort of mild hippocampal problem. Like its development got stunted before adulthood (would explain her issues with timezones and generally good long term memory too)

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>>86789945
Torrent and a well-made fast travel system largely makes up for any open world issues. If it's not your thing, you can quickly get through it to dungeons and enclosed story areas, if it is your thing you can take your time to explore, craft, and get hidden items

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Funny that she mentioned Castlevania because I was just remembering how much DS3 reminds me of SotN

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I legit don't think she figured out what the Decans gimmick was lmao

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>>86790561
She was hitting the Archdeacon at least

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>>86790561
Neither did I the first time lmao.

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I don't think Bae liked DS1 so far.

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>>86791864
Oh, what happen?

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>>86791955
Just normal DS1 stuff
https://files.catbox.moe/iwdl1k.mp4
She'll come around

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>>86791864
Some people just don't click with it. Fauna and Gura weren't real big on it either.

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>>86791955
a lot of rolling off edges to her death and dying right before lighting a bonfire once

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>>86792090
They seemed to enjoy it to me. I kinda wish holos would play coop together if they find it too hard alone

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Mori’s build is actually kryptonite for the Abyss Watchers, they don’t have a lot of poise.

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>Mori cucking herself out of the best ending just so can she can look human again, instead of just putting the un-hollowing ring on

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>>86792328
The best ending is the one where you make the firekeeper take the flame into herself and kill her to steal it for yourself
I think its beautifully tragic

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>>86792328
You have to understand, she doesn't want to look like beef jerky or west a ring just to not look like beef jerky

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>>86792091
what is she even saying before pie hole lol

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>>86792328
>wasting a ring slot for an ending you're not even aware of

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>>86792328
She isn't aware of the ending

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>>86792328
She likes the Fire Keeper more than Anri

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Do you guys like the Bomber Jacket merch?

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>>86792577
Mori sniffa

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>>86792430
>Why did you parry?
>Because I'm a fucking idiot that has the fucking arrogance of a fucking pie hole

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>>86792577
I don't like how it has credits and the website on it.

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She's so mad about being uglified that she's gonna murder the lady

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>>86792577
Uhhhh
Having both "Shinigami" and "Reaper" on it is a bit silly
And why is this thing there?

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>killing Yuria
based

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Don't know if it was posted but I got the animation.
https://files.catbox.moe/51bna0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/i2824z.mp4

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>>86792554
Understandable, Fire Keeper is a top qt

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>>86792757
God I need to cum inside this woman

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>>86792757
Based

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If she ever does that Dark Souls Karaoke, I hope she sings the grasses song

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>abitch watchers
kek

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>>86793686
Yeah, me

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Why does she always summon for the best bosses that are made cakewalks by summons?

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It's funny that they're copying the crazy version of artorias that couldn't fight properly

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I remember making the Abyss Watchers solo themselves in phase 1 in one of my playthroughs

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>>86793870
because chat told her to

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>>86793870
Wasn't her build already helping her cheese it? All the summon did was guarantee a first try win imo

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>>86793870
Because she let chat gaslight her into doing it by going "YOU'LL MISS OUT ON AN EMOTE!!!" without realizing it would trivialize the boss

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>>86794005
The boss was a joke anyway

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>>86794043
It literally isn't when they can attack you.

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>>86794072
The other watcher got stunlocked by ever swing when it was focused on her

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>>86794072
When would they do that? After Mori flattens them after one strike taking off 25% health? While they are getting up and Mori is charging her baseball swing? Her sword was already evaporating them.

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>>86794101
And she would get stunlocked if she was hit. She would have to dodge rather than be ignored.

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>>86794118
That's why there are multiple of them.

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>>86794005
>>86793870
>Souls autists
>still too retarded to realize the summon made no difference other than maybe 1 or 2 less flasks

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>>86794118
Now imagine how much she would of done without the summon HP buff lmao. This fight was always going to be a joke with the greatsword and doing cathedral first.

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>>86794127
>And she would get stunlocked if she was hit
She got hit a few times and her damage output was greater than what she was receiving. She could have traded the entire fight and still won

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Shut the fuck up faggots

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>>86794170
You are flat out wrong.

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>>86794127
>>86794140
Look, I know you are embarrassed that Mori flattened a boss you evidently struggled with quite a bit but the summon barely did anything.

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>>86794199
Naw you autist.

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>>86794184
She could not, try it yourself. She would die.

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>>86794072
So she dies maybe once but even then it was unlikely with her flasks, damage and stunlock. The summon might've prolonged the fight even.

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>>86794201
That's not how the game works.

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>>86794212
They literally ignored her.

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>Mori ruined it by using greatsword
>Mori ruined it by leveling up at the cathedral
>Mori ruined it by using a summon
these are the three arguments you will see posted repeatedly for the next few weeks. Months even.

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Man this guy must have spent days on that boss to be this mad kek

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>>86794251
Only the 1 made a difference. Summoning, the one thing she knows trivializes boss fights.

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>>86794251
You know its a Souls-autist because implying they are bad at video games is apparently a sin more unforgivable than killing their family.

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Catacombs of Carthus Onasi

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>>86794170
>The enemy literally not facing her for the majority of the fight "made no difference"
You guys try to so hard to seem like you're above the imaginary "souls-autist" in your head that you unironically humor retarded talking points like this lmao
I don't even get what you're trying to argue against when after the fight she straight up said "ok no more summons", like even she realizes that turned it into a joke

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>>86794391
>The bosses having less health (when they were already getting two-shot) would have made the fight harder

Yeah, sure bud

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>>86794391
As someone who's played played this game enough to have gotten all of the endings and achievements multiple times, I'm 100% confident that her build would have carried the fight regardless of summons.

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>>86794517
The bosses being able to see her you baiting retard. You know you're arguing a bad point.

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She would have taken like 3 tries at absolute worst, but the summon raised her chance of beating them first try to 100%.

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>>86794612
yeah, her chances of winning were already at least 80-90% pre summon. No one's saying that the summon didn't make it easier, but the amount of difference it realistically made was negligible in the long run

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This guy should just project as one of the deadbeats that's currently beating her ass to get it out of his system

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wait are you fucks still fighting over that summon? lmao

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>>86794612
You're bargaining now.

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Based on my experience, she would of fucking demolished them regardless.

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>>86794521
I'm not saying she would've lost without the summon, her build is pretty strong rn and she's objectively a competent player
I'm saying that using that summon robbed her properly experiencing the boss properly, to the degree that she even was rushing to make sure the NPC didn't total cuck her by stealing the final hit

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>>86794759
This is my first post about this, I don't really care about how she beat them.

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>>86794810
And she saw how she cucked herself out of the boss afterwards by immediately saying she'll never summon again.

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>>86794851
By not dropping the sword that trivialized it?

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>>86794880
By summoning you retard. You know you're wrong about this. She regretted it.

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I have something to admit to you deadbeats. I was never a fan of Calli because I found the rapping cringe, but she never actively bothered me on stream otherwise.
Over time I would watch the occasional collab with her in it and I grew more tolerant. I noticed she gives a vibe of being real despite being a vtuber, but still I wouldn't go out of my way to watch her.

But recently after noticing Fubuki playing Omori I wanted to see if any EN members had played it and Calli was the only one. So even though it was almost 4 years ago I started watching the vod and now she's actually really grown on me. Her genuine reactions to the game were way more cute than I expected and I'm really enjoying watching her play it. I never thought I would consider myself a deadbeat but here I am.

That's all I guess. Have a sexy Mori

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>>86794909
She said no summoning because the fight was too easy, but she allowed that the fight might have been super easy anyway

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>>86794851
>And she saw how she cucked herself out of the boss afterwards by immediately saying she'll never summon again.
I know, you're agreeing with me, which I'm confused called me an autist in >>86794170
I swear some of you guys like to argue just for the sake it lol

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>>86794968
She'll never know. And she regrets the fact that she summoned. That's why you're wrong.

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>>86795009
That's not my post. I just added on to your post.

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>>86794810
To an extent I agree with you.
At the same time I can't really see her getting to the point where the third abyss watcher would fight with you when she demolished the second one in two hits and made it so the third one was not on her side anymore. They dont really dodge either so she would have scored hits on both of them too, accelerating the first phase.
2nd phase she might have seen more moves though

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Shame she's not embered anymore, she's gonna miss the Tsorig invasion

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Imagine if she died right before that bonfire, holy shit

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I forget how to kill these dudes again

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>bone people milk ring

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>>86795244
there's a skeleton with a funny hat, controlling the ball

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>>86795302
>deadbeat milk ring

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These guys are significantly more merciful than the DS1 version

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>>86795310
I thought it was a crab

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>>86795475
no, but there's a crab inside one of them

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>>86794921
Omori was a good one, her rpg playthroughs generally are

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Deadbeat prime...

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This what I like look when I post here btw

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>>86795697
you're fucking blue?

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Why is Mori scared of of the big guy?

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>>86795758
She's scared of big guys in general

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I want to make a character named "Sex with Mori" come into her world and backstab fish her with a Claymore to death.

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Exit

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>>86795811
Oh is this why she's refusing to get invaded? Cause of names?

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>>86795944
She doesn't want to get trolled

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>>86795944
Naw, she just doesn't want to deal with it. The censor on names is so harsh it's almost impossible to have an offencive name show up.

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>>86795718
>you're [....] blue?
Da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di

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>>86795944
Names are so censored in Dark Souls people can't even see the word Knight

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g'night /morig/, watching her and Bae play Dark Souls at the same time was really fucking funny I'm gonna be honest

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>>86796116
G'nite sleepbeat

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How sweaty do you think Morpo's butthole is right now?

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I never used my weapon skills in DS3, only started using them in Elden Ring
were they good in this game?

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>>86796688
No

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She needs to stop watching guides so fucking much

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>>86796787
I'm guides

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>>86796787

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She's going to be so fucked when she runs out of Homewards bones lol

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>Omama chuckled. "you mean the chaos emeralds?" he said

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It's cool we're at the stage of DS3 where she can look around and go "WHOA I KNOW THAT GUY!"

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Wasn't expecting DS3 to get all memberberries on us

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>>86797939
well you're dumb for not expecting that

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>>86797939
It's one of the things soem autists get mad about in ds3.

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>>86797939
Nostalgia is a kind of would, of course they're gonna use it on the player

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>>86798008 me
*wound

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>Two swords
So impulsive......

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Guess we need some more muscles

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>>86798104
This time it kind of is, but it's not a problem, this is a reasonable impulse

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welp, my alarm failed me, slept over four fucking hours of the stream

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>>86797939
The Watchdogs entire thing was remembering Artorias, the main hub is literally just the DS1 place, Andre is literally the DS1 blacksmith, the fucking onion knights are there and that’s just what I’m certain she’s already done and ignoring item descriptions. The whole game is memberberries.

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>>86778363
I hope we get Mori singing Kronii's new orisong and Kronii singing any Mori song, I know she likes taste of death.

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>>86798211
On the bright side you're well rested!

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Louis Armstrong cover of snake eater? Why is she so silly?

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Did she say how much longer she'll go on for?

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>>86798471
I suspect a fair bit, she seems bursting with vim and vigor

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>>86798513
My Mori would never use vim

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How long does Mori have left

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The deadbeats invented prefabricated modular bridges.

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>>86798814
She's close to the halfway point. Just needs to go out of the door past wolnir

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I really fucking hate the Woolie school of progress she seemed to attend between DS1 and now

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Reminds me of those invincible centipedes from hollow knight

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>>86799063
The what? Why?

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>>86799069
You can kill this one though

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>>86799085
I think he means
>Find out which way is progress and go in the opposite direction to find secrets

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>>86799085
>arrive near the endpoint of any route
>instead of doing the endpoint and progressing double back into other areas
>rinse and repeat
>end up overscaled for every progress gate

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Fucking ghrus

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>>86799257
They are one of the worst enemies in teh game.

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I can't tell if her depth perception or anticipation is really bad but she does this there she just whiffs right in front of an enemy instead walking up and hit them blank a LOT
And it winds up getting her fucked very hard because she's getting counter-hit by like 3 different enemies at the same time

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>>86799063
You mean she's every gamer born before the year 2000? This isn't new for Mori, by the way.

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>>86799353
It's been kinda obvious for awhile she needs to get her eyes checked again. With how she is with her eyes I think she is just scared to have hard proof they have gotten worse.

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I watched frozen right before ds3, and irythyll always reminded me of arendale

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oh my fucking god

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I love these length of streams

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>>86799437
You annoyed she stopped right before this area?

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How does she not recognize Anor Londo?

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That has to be the most kino bonfire From has ever made

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Blud really spent $1250 bucks on memberships. Respect

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I do wish gift membership showed currency because we're just kinda assuming this USD and not some 3rd world monopoly money lol

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>>86799499
No he didn't. Not in American.

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>>86799475
Thats not anor londo
Anor londo is next to it though but hidden away a bit by its height

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currency of the giftos? still awesome :D

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>>86799513
If they renew in their currency, which a lot of them surely do, then it's real money, for the price of monopoly money

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>>86799549
You can see it. It's right there.

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>>86799475
Because that's not Anor Londo

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>>86799513
I suspect that firevixies guy is using ARS or something since he only has a 1 month badge, a lot of the other are normal SCers with real money though.

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>>86799567
TO THE LEFT
YOU CAN SEE IT

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>>86799561
That's the pontiff's cathedral
but like I said, the bottom of anor londo is visible next to it

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>>86799584
You can barely make it out from this view unless you're looking for it

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>>86799557
the usual problem is stingy bastards and trolls using VPN to change their account currency to ARS or whatever the dirt cheap membership meta is

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>>86799584
I don't see it
The cathedral town also takes most people's attention so its like what >>86799608 said

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>>86799612
Yeah that's bad

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Send me to Kaela, Mori

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>>86799557
NTA, but one of the things I dislike about gifted memberships is that they get spammed so much that there's not much point in renewing when you can just get gifted again.

The number of pink skulls I see in the waves of gift recipients these days is increasingly notable.

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The build is ready.

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>>86799702
I might get this to NG+7 by the time the next stream starts.

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>>86799702
You really think you're ready for sex with Mori with those stats? Got a cheese strat in mind or something?

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>>86799739
Minimum stats for the Artorias sword then pump VIG up to 40, afterwards get STR to 40 then level VIT and END to my own liking, up to SL 90.

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>>86799739
The strat is to flatten her (put her in the doggy position) and get as many backstabs (sex from behind) as possible.

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>>86799673
this is a thing for three viewers, but for holos with 4 views your chances are still very low even with hundreds of gifts per stream. Youtube doesn't prioritize current viewers, it uses a weird algo that also gives out gifts to subscribers that aren't currently watching (but you do have to be somewhat active from what I have experienced)

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>>86799702
With that name, no you ain't

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>>86799812
Anecdotally, I saw a guy say he got 5 months of gifted memberships in a row, so cumulatively, your odds of getting free memberships are probably decent

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>>86799815
I went into the name censor and Sex isn't censored but sex is. I'll definitely change it.

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Arkahn's website doesn't say the currency, so mori can't actually tell what's meme currency and what's real

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>>86799877
This time I'll get all the items legit instead of CE'ing everything because it's less boring.

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>>86799880
Was she using that? The youtube version isn't bad for gifts.

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What would sex with Mori actually be like?

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>>86799900
I don't think she said, I just assumed she was

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>>86799903
Smelly and emasculating

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>>86799812
Is this a new thing? Only recently have I randomly got gifted memberships for Gigi, Peko and Ame but I watch streams on holodex which as far as I'm aware doesn't support receiving gifts

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>JWU
>missed the entire fucking stream until she read the gifties
well at least I got a 5 hour VOD to watch

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>>86799963
Morp was very silly today

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>>86799929
Are you subscribed to Gigi Peko and Ame? Do you like or chat on streams?

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>>86799963
how is the hangover yurobeat

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>>86799903
It would be a bit weird, because she would have strange and esoteric names for body parts like "stampers" or "leggies" to refer to both yours and her own sexual organs
And you'd have to struggle to maintain focus when having sex with her while she calls your penis a "flip flopper" and your balls "hangly danglies" or something

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>>86800050
more like US neet beat

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>>86800079
that's kinda cute and hot I cant get with it

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>>86771177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH7YHs1n2qw
so is Calli still stuck on the horsey or what

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>>86800019
Yes to both for all three, but the same can be said for quite a few other holos and I've only started getting those random gifteds in the past couple months. Guess I was just unlucky up until this point

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>>86799903
sex with a 5'6" amazoness would be very intimidating

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i became a fan of Mori not because of her singing but because of her armpits

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>>86800143
Man that voice. Having to work her teaching job while streaming was fucking killing her.

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>>86800226
Yeah teaching my shota cock can be very rough on the throat

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>>86792757
Do you also have the May and Rosa one? I'm fucking weak to Pokemon girls.

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>>86800222
based trips

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>>86800079
Mori is dead fish with no eye contact during sex. In fact, she covers her face the entire time.

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from the way she talked about Kiara's live, it didn't sound like she's involved

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>>86800226
The context of that stream in particular is pretty funny because she was actually sick at the time had postponed her stream (DOOM Eternal) to save up energy for the Myth collab (the infamous one where they dug a vertical hole for 3 hours) but she had taken cold medicine with an antihistamine, and you could tell it was kicking her ass because she progressives goes downer and downer until she falls asleep 3/4th of the way through lol

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>>86800491
I wonder if anyone back then got into mori because of her chill and sleepy streams, only to find out that was a product of three jobs

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if anyone wants to see any suffer kino with Milky Queen she's playing Sonic Frontiers DLC
https://www.twitch.tv/milkyqueen_idol

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>>86800559
>three jobs
blowjobs, handjobs, and footjobs

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>>86800631
>suffer kino
Is it like extra hard something?
I won't figure a Sonic game would be too demanding lol

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>>86800643
yeah on me

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>>86800346
pokegirls are the lifeline of GameFreak, the last gen was lacking in them and as a result Palworld happened which prompted them to go cry to papa Nintendo

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>>86800668
Maybe it's really bad. A lot of sonic games are really bad, aren't they?

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>>86800668
apparently she says it's harder than Jump King and she's starting to rage a little it's cute kek

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>>86800702
I swear gen 7 and 8 leaned into that shit hard on purpose

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how can i simulate sex with mori to alleviate my urges

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>>86800800
fap to her lewds?
>800800
nice

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>>86800823
"86 booboo" could be construed as "give mori a breast reduction"

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>>86792757
>>86800346
Please. You have no idea how many gallons I lost during Mori's BDSP playthrough. Seeing fanart of her wear Cynthia and Dawn's outfits really got to me.
Here's an old Sana doodle from their shiny hunting streams if it means anything to you.

>>86800702
Exactly. Pokegirls and Pokeboys are some of the best character designs out there.
I could probably count on one hand on who I liked from Paldea. Larry is an exception because of how real he is. Also Grusha.

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>>86800800
VR is a thing in Koikatsu right?

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>>86800702
Flannery will always be my girl

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Morpeez nuts

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>>86800902
Really? Than one yandere rival was hot as balls

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>>86792757
this will hold me off for months thanks anon

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>>86800702
>the last gen was lacking in them
Bad taste

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>>86801061
I said I could count them on one hand. Nemona is included if it wasn't obvious, but she's not my favorite.
She's less of a yandere and more of an over-doting rival. If you play her epilogue story, it shows how she has no one to battle with because everyone is afraid of her. So she then decided to train you into the perfect Trainer she always wanted. That's less of a yandere and more of a groomer.

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>>86801252
I also want to be groomed by NeMori or any available cougar

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>>86801252
Did the earlier gens really have that many more?

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>>86800992
I bet you'd love how they fleshed out her character in Masters.
Too bad she hasn't gotten any costume alts yet for some reason. Her Torkoal doesn't even have Drought for sun activation because she was added in before S/V ability additions.

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>>86801252
>That's less of a yandere and more of a groomer.
hot
>>86801406
>I also want to be groomed by NeMori or any available cougar
even hotter

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>>86800702
>the last gen was lacking in them
Really? SV had
>The mom
>The rival
>Penny
>The cave women professor
>Iono
>The Fighting type gym leader
>The Bug type
>Mela
>Miriam
Obviously not as heavy hitting as older gens but not really slouchy either imo

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Do you find pokegirls hot?

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>>86801896
A million times yes.

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>>86801896
Girls that are Pokémon or girls in pokemon? yes

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>>86801709
To me the problem is that even though there was something for everyone, there were not enough 9/10 for everyone. The Pokefap community was not sexually satisfied enough

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>>86801896
yes

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>>86802032
look we got spoiled from gens 7 and 8 there were so many hits from Olivia to Wicke or Plumeria or even Lillie then you have gen 8 that had Nessia Sonia and Bae we ate good

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>>86801896
Do you like armpits?

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>>86801896
Yeah, May was one of my first crushes as a kid and Johto Misty rewrote my brain chemistry at some point.

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gen 5 girls are some of my favorites Bianca Elesa and Skyla are great

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>>86801896
I have been lewding them ever since my dick worked

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Kakkoi...

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>>86800792
>>86802623
Gen 5 characters are pure sex.

>>86802805
>This outfit is still not in Pokemon MasterSEX
>Neither is Misty's HG/SS swimsuit
TPC and their aversion to fanservice.

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>>86802623
I love their B2/W2 rework

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>>86802895
>And.....I don't want it to end with just tonight.
what did N mean by this?

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>>86802944
It's called Pokemon MasterSEX for a reason.

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>>86802944
the grooming grind never stops

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>>86803116
>bede
I think it's funny to name a kid something otherwise preceded by "the venerable"

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Marnie!

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>>86803254
The pirate marine or the pirate hater marine?

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>>86803299

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>>86803429
Oh, I misunderstood

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catching up on the VoD
don't tell me she actually sinks like 3 levels worth of souls into fucking herself out of a subplot