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Nijisanji EN YouTube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/@nijisanji_en/channels
https://www.youtube.com/@petragurin/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

LazuLight:
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu

OBSYDIA:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/Sonny_Brisko
https://twitter.com/Uki_Violeta
https://twitter.com/Alban_Knox
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette
https://twitter.com/AiaAmare
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni
https://twitter.com/RenZott0

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/MelocoKyoran
https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson

TTT:
https://twitter.com/VBrightshield
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Denauth:
https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenwort
https://twitter.com/KlaraCharmwood
https://twitter.com/TwistyAmanozako

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/kstk7egnopr3xiqj4h

To watch streams at the same time:
https://niji-mado.web.app/home

Our Minecraft server:
https://rentry.org/nijienminecraf

Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous:
https://rentry.org/8pmfztq2

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.

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>> No.86286247
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sex with my cute wife
It's gotten so cold outside, I hate autumn, I can't believe it's going to get even colder

>> No.86286310

>>86286247
I can warm you up heh... With sex with your cute wife!

>> No.86286322
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ill always love my big sisters

>> No.86286367

>>86286310
I don't wanna have sex outside

>> No.86286399
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i am thinking about ike's cute smile and his soft hair and the noise his tummy makes when hes eating food

>> No.86286404

>>86286078
Yeah you got me.
I caught on to your joke after my post. I was thinking it was gonna be some retarded shitpost about vshojo, gomen

>> No.86286409 [DELETED] 
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Meet your new fanbase, rats.

>> No.86286465

>>86286404
Fuck you apologize. You are not fatty. You are the imposter.

>> No.86286548
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I thought Scarle already made blue ramen once on stream?

>> No.86286583

>>86286409
>a fanbase of smart people who know the proper legal process
kinda based tbdesu

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>>86286465
>You are the imposter.

>> No.86286697

>>86286548
is there ramen on screen I can only see one very specific thing

>> No.86286813

>>86286548
What the FUCK Scarle is a modern day alchemist

>> No.86286870

alright that was pretty funny but your work isn't finished. thanks for confirming you hangout here and read all his drivel. im just not sure what your specific beef is but you should check the other threads he shits up before taking it out on me. so if you could do everyone a favor that'd be great

>> No.86286873
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How are you guys? Any niji streams you are looking forward to

>> No.86286894

>>86286583
>smart people who know the proper legal process
>selen would've won guys!!
lmao

>> No.86286896

>>86286697
anon she has two breasts not one...

>> No.86286951

>>86286896
her smile...

>> No.86286985
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>>86286873
35 tomorrow, no Rosemi stream, considering ending it

>> No.86287002
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Ugggggghhhhhhh Elira SEXO

>> No.86287033

>>86286894
Wouldn't won what? Sorry, I don't understand what words you're trying to put into my mouth.

>> No.86287063

>>86286873
I'm already watching a stream silly

>> No.86287068

>>86286873
I’m doing pretty well usual Saturday, working I’ll probably watch whatever is on tonight

>> No.86287079

>>86286548
Mmm Nyquil

>> No.86287105
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>>86286873
I'm watching Ryoma, Rai and Aia kill ze bugs

>> No.86287128
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lost my dishwashing job before i even started because the guy i was supposed to replace decided he didn't wanna leave anymore. life is literally nothing but a series of disappointments

>> No.86287150

>>86286873
I was looking forward to Reimus but she cancelled. We're never getting out of monkey hell at this rate....

>> No.86287169

>>86287033
A doki asskisser is not a "sensible person", is what I'm trying to say.

>> No.86287219

i love rosemi

>> No.86287232

>>86287150
Reimu postponed the stream to tonight

>> No.86287235

>>86286873
Im watching space marine, was doing some witchfire otherwise.

>> No.86287242

Can we go back to cucking twisty

>> No.86287248

>>86287169
>following proper legal procedure is "asskissing"

>> No.86287290

>>86287169
Not that schizo you're replying to but a good chunk of catalogueniggers already left Kunai because she reached out to Hex

>> No.86287345

>>86287128
no.............

>> No.86287449
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>>86287242
cucking Twisty by drinking all of Klara's breast milk before her daily nursing fingering

>> No.86287459

>>86287232
Oh i didn't see it was postponed I thought it was cancelled permanently cuz tummy med problems

>> No.86287474

>>86287290
if true, amazing

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>>86287128
Hai hai hai spiritmate it's not over yet! Get back to applying to jobs, you gotta keep moving forward

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>>86287128
I'm so sorry spiritmate I hope you find something job hunting is a huge pain in the ass

>> No.86287607

>>86287128
that's actually crazy

>> No.86287654

>>86287242
does it count as cucking her if she wasn't having sex with her girlfriends to begin with

>> No.86287694
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>>86287459
I had to double check because of your post but she pinned the comment in her waiting room this morning. Though because today was double wukong day she may need to stream it once more after. next week has no wukong

>> No.86287724

>>86287248
Where talking about that dragoon here, and no, nothing she did was smart.

>> No.86287726

>>86286873
currently watching yorumi play the new zelda game and aia teaching ryoma and rai how to be space marines
keep seeing anons talk about nanase's morning streams, and she should be starting any minute, so waiting for that
as for ens, looking forward to vanta's unarchived karaoke later, and might tune in to reimu finishing wukong if he ends on good timing

>> No.86287729

>>86286465
I apologize. I am not now nor have I ever been the schizo you seek.
I'm just an oldfag who has a hard time not speaking up. I still love and support all the livers I can, I'm even membered to some of my oshis on two different accounts, both in USD.
I don't know if the fatty would even be willing to pay $5 USD once. I think he lives in Canada or some shit and pays in ARS

>> No.86287853

>>86287128
Awww, Zakophile, hang in there. Maybe you could apply to work for some gig economy app like Uber or that dog-walking one in the meanwhile. Or you could try online transcription work.

>> No.86287877

>>86287242
Stop talking about ryoma fucking twisty's friends reeeee

>> No.86287927

>>86287877
hehe it's the other way around, twisty's girlfriends see her hot dad and want a bite

>> No.86287984
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>>86287927
STOOOOOOP

>> No.86288005

>>86287724
>bringing in a lawyer to help with contract termination proceedings isn't "smart"
I guess you're right, it's not smart, it SHOULD be common sense to involve a lawyer with that stuff. If anything, Anycolor was dumb for not anticipating it.

>> No.86288047

>>86287242
Ryoma getting raped by all of Twisty's friends behind her back!

>> No.86288115

>>86287290
>israel
It's that easy? Hilarious, nice.

>> No.86288129

>>86286873
My oshi isn't streaming today so probably just Vanta karaoke and Rion Zelda later

>> No.86288164

>>86287984
I'll stop I'll stop, don't worry about the noises in the closet or where arial and ryoma are

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>> No.86288240

>>86286873
i have so many vods to catch up to its killing me... i was looking forward to cunny game stream tomorrow but its at 8 am my time so idk

>> No.86288246

>>86288220
WHAT THE PLUCK

>> No.86288259
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>>86288220

>> No.86288260

>>86286873
From a quick check it looks like I'm in for a day of missing ike, thinking about ike, looking at ike porn and maybe watching an ike vod

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>>86286951
Oh...

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>>86288005
>bringing in a lawyer to help
That does not mean much.

>> No.86288412

>>86288313
and her chest mole!!!!!!!

>> No.86288454

rai so cute, glad he's been active lately

>> No.86288474

>what's with the floating skull?
>that's a servoskull. It's a person
>Okay!

>> No.86288520

gonna jerk off

>> No.86288557

>>86288520
Keep us posted.

>> No.86288621

Aia is cooking a 6 person SM2 collab

>> No.86288727

>>86288621
the PVP mode? I've seen clips of it, it looks a bit unbalanced

>> No.86288766

Suzuwife https://www.youtube.com/live/M_c0mGSmf8U

>> No.86288831

Aia should run Warhammer Fantasy instead of DnD.

>> No.86288903

>>86288005
You only involve lawyers if you did something, and seeing as she backed off hard as hell following the black screen stream, I'm going to assume she realized she had no case at all.
Regardless, why are discussing this? Its been months, its over, she's doing her thing, we're doing ours.

>> No.86288910

>>86288831
having to explain each mechanic to the probably newbie players would take no less than 4 hours

>> No.86289035

ryoma didn't say the thing...

>> No.86289058

>>86288910
It's a long term goal, she can slowly groom people with the multiplayer video game adaptations.

>> No.86289162

>>86288621
I'm surprised there's even enough people for that, outside their group the only other person I think that has played the game at all is Scarle

>> No.86289166

>>86289058
This is true. I wonder if we'll get any WAAAGHers

>> No.86289270

>>86289162
The participants are Aia, Ryoma, Rai, Fulgur, Sans Underhill and someone whose name I missed

>> No.86289438

Sex with Twisty's friends. Get them pregnant. They pop out more friends for her to play with in a few years. Win win.

>> No.86289540

>>86289438
Ryoma please no……

>> No.86289601

befriending twisty so i can fuck her bodyguard dad

>> No.86289647
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Ugggggghhhhhh Scarle Yonaguni paizuri

>> No.86289657
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Maggie!

https://magma.com/d/_dko30dv48
https://magma.com/d/_dko30dv48
https://magma.com/d/_dko30dv48

>> No.86289720

>>86289438
twisty thinks she got her girlfriends pregnant by holding their hands or kissing them

>> No.86289868

do anons ever wanna go to the alban vrc world one day..
https://x.com/mini_05n/status/1839985422228959617

>> No.86289898

>>86289868
Sounds fun!

>> No.86289944

>>86289540
YES YES YES

>> No.86289963
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Oooooo elden ring

>> No.86290035

>>86288903
>You only involve lawyers if you did something
No, it's always smart to bring in a lawyer when you're trying to end a contract early.

>> No.86290089

>>86288353
I'm talking about a real lawyer, not someone who plays one on TV

>> No.86290165

What snacks are you getting for Alban's comeback?

>> No.86290280

>>86290035
Her contract was terminated for multiple violations. There is no case to be had here.

>> No.86290284
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cute idios girls

>> No.86290334

https://x.com/ItssLes/status/1839876268671594953
Hot

>> No.86290364

>>86290165
There is no comeback Finana is keeping him in the Valo basement
https://x.com/alban_knox/status/1840099998656000285

>> No.86290378

>>86290284
would be so much better if they were in their own corp without males

>> No.86290393

>>86290280
Nope. She brought in a lawyer in order to help end her contract first. Anycolor terminated her after that.

>> No.86290405

>>86290165
Oh he’s coming back

>> No.86290454

>>86290280
And what about Luca's violations

>> No.86290469

>>86290165
whens his comeback?

>> No.86290499

>>86290284
OJISAN BEER

>> No.86290521

>>86290469
They are going to do Noctyx 3D, then close the branch.
Alban spent the last few months learning japanese so he would be ready

>> No.86290885

>>86290521
>They are going to do Noctyx 3D, then close the branch.
It's funny how retarded you sound.

>> No.86291000

>>86290393
So she fucked up massively and thought she could get a canadian lawyer to get her out of her contract, no wonder she's got no manager and nobody to help her with merch stuff.
>>86290521
Not true, they will do Denauth 3D and then close the branch, by close I mean open up more in various cities around the world.

>> No.86291011

>>86290885
Don't worry anon, after a year of him coping muh collapse, he'll still be all alone and we'll be seeing ren in 3D

>> No.86291064
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/nijiEN/, ignore the bait posts and rise together. We must gather our energy to beat those fat fucks /ag/ and book our place into the final night of matches. A win here and we've got /uuu/ in the Quarter finals, with either /lig/ or /choc/ in the Semis if we push forward. Post Rosemi working out (click the :^) and type rose to find the emoji) to ensure we're fighting fit.

http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

>> No.86291155
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>>86291064
LETS GO

>> No.86291238

Maria got wasted in Japan one night and managed to get back to her hotel where she cried in bed.

>> No.86291275

>>86291000
delusional

>> No.86291288

>>86291064
>http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
I missed the phase and doki matches, glad I got to catch this live at least

>> No.86291372
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incest is good

>> No.86291387

i want a song similar to this one in from someone in en.. who would be good for that vibe?

>> No.86291393
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>>86291064
Let’s gooooo!!!

>> No.86291398

>>86291000
You crow about Selen's supposed violations. And yet other people have committed vastly worse violations and gotten off free.
That kind of thing doesn't look good in front of a judge. It looks a lot like biased application of rules. Hell you could even make a case for sexism since it's always the males getting the soft end of the switch.

>> No.86291413

>>86291000
Well, she gave them the opportunity to avoid all the drama and let her graduate peacefully, but I guess the lawyer's case was so good they decided to terminate her instead. Anycolor has nobody to blame but themselves for shooting themselves in the foot with all this drama.

>> No.86291453

>>86291064
i thought anons said we are fighting /mint/

>> No.86291456

>>86291238
You know this kind of thing is why she has no fans right

>> No.86291525

>>86291387
Finana could wing it

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>>86291064
....

>> No.86291667

>/pcg/ still seething so hard over getting beaten that they're falseflagging as dragoons

>> No.86291719

>>86291064
i need more of amogus finana

>> No.86291762

what is /ag/ anyways

>> No.86291851

>>86291762
chubby chasers basically

>> No.86291854

>>86291762
Architect General. Fat Vtubers and fetish

>> No.86291870

What the FUCK

>> No.86291953

>>86291851
>>86291854
didnt realize that shit was popular enough for a whole thread....

>> No.86291996

>>86291453
Well, I guess we are fighting an indie named Mint, but not that one.

>> No.86292015

>>86291762
chubby love. i don't mind if they win

>> No.86292022

WE ARE GETTING OUR ASSES BEAT WHAT THE HELLL

>> No.86292025

It’s fucking over….

>> No.86292058

What should I draw on the Maggie?

>> No.86292072

D for divegrass is jobbing

>> No.86292147

>>86291953
why wouldn't it be, like 40% of the population of the west is obese so beauty standards are going to follow that

>> No.86292152

>>86291953
Yeah, I don't understand why we have random fetish-specific generals like that one or /ringo/ since every general is already full of fetish talk. No offense intended since they seem fine though.

>> No.86292187 [DELETED] 

make a NijiEN thread
>dead
make a thread shitting on NijiEN
>small trickle of replies
make a holoEN thread
>huge rush of replies

I noticed I get wayyyy more (you)'s when I post about a Hololive member. All of a sudden everyone's eyes light up.

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>> No.86292208

FINANAAAA KEK

>> No.86292239

>>86292058
chubby women

>> No.86292242

Gg

>> No.86292255

ITS OVER DUDE WHAT THE FFUUUCK

>> No.86292279

>>86292058
scarle trying to explode a watermelon with a boobs

>> No.86292285

joewari da. CHUBBY WOMEN LOVE

>> No.86292309

>>86292187
holobronies are the applefags of vtubing. They lick up the slop like it's the best thing ever.

>> No.86292323

>>86292239
w-which one?

>> No.86292343

if /ag/ beats us they better take the whole thing

>> No.86292352

It was the best run we ever had and i'm even more pleased that every match we had was a fucking blast and kino too

>> No.86292359

>>86292255
That's what you get for being a cocky piece of shit. The fates snipped your thread. Get fucked

>> No.86292442

>>86292352
thank you manager too

>> No.86292447

>>86292309
You call that "slop"? NijiEN content is literally slop.
>Luca pog!!

>> No.86292451

>86292187
>numberfagging your own (You)s

>> No.86292469

It is so joever

>> No.86292471

I blame luxnox fans because they are bunch EDer. They should embrace to be bigger architecfag.

>> No.86292488

The Maggie needs to be filled with fat livers to appease our new overlords.

>> No.86292492

To the anon who asked for D to be in goal, are you happy now?

>> No.86292523

>anorexic man of sex tried to fight back but he couldn't

>> No.86292536

The D stands for disgrace...

>> No.86292551

>>86292492
He has a big hole in him, that's why he's an awful goalie.

>> No.86292577

>>86292359
>fatty proud to see his people excel
lol

>> No.86292589

DA PUCKING WOSE DID IT AGAIN
HOW DOES SHE DO IT

>> No.86292590

WOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.86292675

>>86292577
>keep calling someone fat who isn't fat

>> No.86292728

i know its over for us but at least the wose scored and thats what matters

>> No.86292727

>>86292675
post wrist

>> No.86292758

>>86292675
You're free to post wrist if you want to dispel the rumors

>> No.86292770

Quildren please feeds Ike more!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need to fight a group of architects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.86292784

OJOU-SAMA

>> No.86292788

I just realized
DOPPIO IS THROWING BECAUSE HE'S BRAZILIAN HE'S WORKING FOR THE OTHER SIDE

>> No.86292791

OJOU SAMA GOAAAAAAAAAL

>> No.86292795

HAI HAI HAI

>> No.86292797

TWISTY MY MENHERA GIRL I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

>> No.86292817

POST THIS CAT WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT

>> No.86292827

POST IT!!!

>> No.86292895

>>86292827
>>86292817
BUT I CAN'T
BECAUSE YOU'RE EXPECTING IT!!!

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>> No.86292938

>not watching
>team keep winning
>curious and checking how it goes
>team losing big time
>leave
>team start scoring again
Sorry guys, I'm cursed...

>> No.86292954

What the fuck???? Queen !!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.86292967

Man i love our matches so fucking much there is so many twist and kino moment

>> No.86292982

>>86292938
wtf we have a divegrass cursedfydant

>> No.86293089

>>86292982
THAT'S NOT MEEEE I'M NOT WATCHING FOR THAT EXACT REASON I'M JUST FOLLOWING ALONG IN THE THREAD

>> No.86293109

>>86293089
WE HAVE A SEPERATE CURSED ANON???

>> No.86293112
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86293112

>>86292982
Not a dant...

>> No.86293141

We scored immediately when I started watching :D

>> No.86293153

>>86293112
cursedbud....

>> No.86293180

>>86293109
SOMEONE CALL MEROCO WE NEED AN EXOLCIST

>> No.86293194

omg are we going to make it anons????

>> No.86293197

JIMMY 2 YEARSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.86293209
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86293209

we started winning yesterday when I watched a bit but I'm at work...

>> No.86293216

We're so back

>> No.86293218

>>86292152
wait, /ringo/ is a fetish thread? i never checked it out besides looking at the op, but i thought it was just a thread dedicated to posting anime girls drinking apple juice, i thought that was what they did... like every post would be anons' attempts at drawing their oshi with a juice box...

>> No.86293233

THAT'S JIMMY

>> No.86293237

LMAO MILORD KISSING THE CAMERA

>> No.86293239
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86293239

Lets gooooooooo

>> No.86293243

Vox confirm chubby chaser. Thus Vox can't date Reimu

>> No.86293266

>>86293218
Sweet, naive anon... It's for piss and scat fetish stuff

>> No.86293271

WE ARE SO BACK

>> No.86293276

HOLY FUCKING KINO WERE SO FUCKING BAAAAAACK

>> No.86293279

LETS GO WOSE?????

>> No.86293289

THIS IS CINEMA
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>> No.86293302

Sick flip Rosemi!!

>> No.86293306

?????????????? Rosemi samaaaaaaa?????

>> No.86293309

every match is so kino what the fuck

>> No.86293315

LETSGOOOOOOOO

>> No.86293325

ROSEMI-SAMA
JIMMY TWO EARS
LETS GO

>> No.86293345

>>86293218
it's the pissfag thread. the apple juice is, well...

>> No.86293347

LETS PLUCKING GROOOOOOOOOW

>> No.86293355

Chibi Rosemi backflipping is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

>> No.86293384

>>86293218
bud...

>> No.86293423

>>86293266
now that i'm looking back, yeah, it definitely seems more obvious it was for stuff like piss... but- SCAT???

>> No.86293427

/nijien/'s journey through divegrass so far has been straight out of a sports anime holy shit

>> No.86293466

I ALSO DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A PISS THREAD I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR PEKORA OR SOMETHING

>> No.86293479

>>86293423
They actually outnumber us pissfags by a lot but it's okay they're comfy.

>> No.86293519

MAN OF SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.86293526

ANOREXIA WINS

>> No.86293529

HE JUST KEEPS SCORING

>> No.86293531

MAN OF SEX CAME BACK

>> No.86293532

>that comeback
HOLY KINO

>> No.86293540

STRONGEST SWEDE

>> No.86293543

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.86293546

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

>> No.86293550

IKE CANNOT STREAM BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY PLAYING DIVEGRASS

>> No.86293558

And niji did it again

>> No.86293572

>>86293345
>>86293384
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

>> No.86293577
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86293577

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.86293580

these matches could not get more kino

>> No.86293585

>fighting fat gen
>the skinniest players are clearing

>> No.86293589

I'm so fucking confused. What stream are we watching?

>> No.86293598

I cannot imagine a male vtuber fan in this thread unironically posting things like "man of sex"

>> No.86293606

>>86293466
Suisei is usually used as our op icon but discussions of anyone from anywhere is allowed. I've shared my Finana pieces and they complimented them. Fetish threads are some of the best on the board. /Ringo/ has PTSD tho and so we bake on /d/ more often than /vt/

>> No.86293611
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86293611

WE ARE BRINGING DIVEGRASS HOME BROS

>> No.86293616

Is it over? can I watch now...

>> No.86293624

I'm literally shaking from all of this kino how is this divergrass so fucking kino for us

>> No.86293631

>>86293589
Dive grass

>> No.86293634

>>86293589
dude....

>> No.86293637

>>86293616
Not yet

>> No.86293642

in times like this i wish nijien watched divegrass, this is absolute kino

>> No.86293675

>>86293606
>we
0_0;

>> No.86293677

What we really just keep winning like this????

>> No.86293685

>>86293642
unlike the branch itself, which is liquid distilled shit

>> No.86293692

kino... so fucking kino.....

>> No.86293699

>>86293616
Now you can
>>86293642
IRL divegrass is boring tho

>> No.86293739

>>86288557
done jerking off

>> No.86293744

>>86293642
didn't reimu and rosemi do watchalongs during the world cup?

>> No.86293749
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86293749

Ok that was kino hwa the pluck apparently it was 4-0 at first

>> No.86293831

>>86293749
Anon, just because you're her fan doesn't mean you have to talk like she does. This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen.

>> No.86293843
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86293843

The comeback from a 4-0 lead

>> No.86293849

ringo mogire beam incoming

>> No.86293856

>>86293699
IRL divegrass would be fun if everyone was in cosplay and it was way faster, like 4chan divegrass.

>> No.86293858

do we have the best manager in the league?
we were even supposed to get trashed last game but we clutched it too

>> No.86293866

Bros since we just won, here is Enna second song from the nornis concert yesterday
https://files.catbox.moe/s4bvdi.webm

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86293926

>>86293675
Full disclosure I've never baked I'm just a frequent fan

>> No.86293933

>>86293606
>Fetish threads are some of the best on the board
They should bring back /meat/

>> No.86293942
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>> No.86293944

>>86293866
o shit thanks i missed it

>> No.86293960

>>86293926
Based piss loving Ryuguard.

>> No.86293968

if we win the whole thing the board owes us a collective apology

>> No.86293970

>>86293933
Twisty...

>> No.86293979

>>86293933
they did but its called /freak/ now

>> No.86293980

I'm celebrating our consecutive wins by installing valorant again

>> No.86293984

>>86293933
That thread disturbed me but the fans were nice

>> No.86293987
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>>86293866
thanks bro, love you bro

>> No.86293996

>>86293933
pretty sure they did, it's just labeled as /freak/ now

>> No.86294000

>>86293944
you can watch an ugly chinese whore get nepo into places she doesn't belong

>> No.86294028
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86294028

RINGO
MOGIRE
BEAMMMM!!!!!

>> No.86294035

>>86293866
Thank you kind peep

>> No.86294047

>>86293866
I love bird so much

>> No.86294061

did vanta cancel karaoke? i no longer see it on mado

>> No.86294073

>>86293866
oh hells yes, thanks for enna kino, she's so cute and the quality's really good

>> No.86294092

>>86294061
yeah

>> No.86294101

>>86293968
4chan divegrass will save western vtubing

>> No.86294103

>>86294061
hes replacing it with a handcam, he still feels ill

>> No.86294151

every match has been kino, thanks snakeanon

>> No.86294170

>>86293979
>>86293933
nta but I used to be a frequent there, how are our girls?

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86294177

>>86294028
SAAAAAAAAAA IIKKKKOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU ZZZZZEEE

>> No.86294191

>>86293968
Who is your favorite liver? Do you like Ver? Or Aia? Or maybe Doppio?
Do you really watch that shit

>> No.86294227

SNAKEANON IS GETTING TITS IN HIS INBOX!!!!

>> No.86294239

>>86293858
but the manager said our team sucks

>> No.86294248

>>86293866
I watched it and now I'm crying and I'm not even an aloupeep I want to see all of Niji EN in a concert like this one day

>> No.86294264 [DELETED] 

The NijiEN branch is like if you took liquid shit, and then distilled it to produce the most smelly and disgusting rancid shit possible.
That is the content of NijiEN. It is an abomination and the worst thing that vtubing has ever produced.

Any fans of this shit are mentaly ill

>> No.86294301

https://x.com/wanyingbaobao/status/1820695753662353782 this but ike

>> No.86294303

>>86293979
>>86293996
Oh nice, I don't know they changed. The last time I hear about them was jannies keep deleting their thread, good for them

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86294317

>>86294227

>> No.86294322

>>86294248
it was mediocre. It had the misfortune of being up against the ReGloss 3D which had super high production values and basically blew it out of the fucking water

>> No.86294390

god seeing the seething just make the victory so much sweeter
i haven't been this much excited over victory since the "we are pomu" moment in koshien

>> No.86294397

>>86294170
I only check in occasionally but the pussy stapling girl reincarnated, akira seems to be doing alright and they have a bunch of homegrown en indies that post there now so its less dead
>>86294303
yeah, im not really into that kind of content but i bump their thread sometimes

>> No.86294436

>>86294322
you literally had to be reminded that that was even happening

>> No.86294479

>>86294390
Remember that time Pomu quit NijiEn after being systematically abused for a year. Member that?

>> No.86294485

>>86294397
Oh I forget her name, but what about the girl who gets kidnapped and put in tight spaces? I never watched her but I helped shill links sometimes

>> No.86294501
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86294501

I am shocked we won. Thank you everyone that turned up and pumped iron to maintain fitness against /ag/. Tomorrow it is /uuu/

>>86294239
I have high standards, like a disappointed Asian father
>>86294227
What?

>> No.86294521
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86294521

>watch divegrass
>It's KINO

>> No.86294610
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86294610

>>86294501
thank you so much bro!!!! its been so fun i cant wait for tomorrows match

>> No.86294612

>>86294501
kek pretty sure an anon a couple threads ago said that if we win another match they'll post/send porn of your oshi

>> No.86294613

This season of divegrass for nijien just keeps on getting better, every fucking match we had was kino i didn't even know it was possible, i'm so excited to the point i wish the actual members watched it. Thank you to the manager and who would have thought that when you actually get someone that cares everything changes. Once again i fucking love NijiEN and (you) anons.

>> No.86294625

>>86294501
Thank you for another kino snakeanon! Can't believe we got a comeback

>> No.86294633

>>86294501
Boss, I need a dose of worryness. What should we worry about tomorrow, boss?

>> No.86294636
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>>86294501
LET'S PLUCKING GROW /nijiEN/

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86294644

>>86294501
I tuned in without any expectations and saw the back to back goals it was so funny kek

>> No.86294648
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>>86294485
that makes me thing of some tsugu porn ive seen but i cant think of any other vtuber by that description, sorry

>> No.86294655

>>86294436
kind of funny how he's using that concert to numberfag given that the vast majority of its viewership was asian

>> No.86294684

>>86294613
@fulgur_ovid

>> No.86294689

>>86294648
Ah it's okay, I'll probably go by and ask myself

>> No.86294724

>>86294655
That was true with both concerts

>> No.86294862

I'm kneeling so hard, the bantz, the kino.

>> No.86294921

>>86294648
nijien for this feel?

>> No.86294955

>>86294921
ike

>> No.86294981

I'll be honest, I have a lot of trouble supporting this branch when literally all the members who let reported much greater happiness like a giant weight was lifted off their shoulders.

I mean fuck's sake look at what Mika said. They had a pissy fit with her because she made a joke about taking her playbutton. Her OWN playbutton

>> No.86295013

>>86294921
twisty

>> No.86295031
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86295031

>>86294921
Twisty

>> No.86295045

>>86294921
petra

>> No.86295061

>>86295013
>>86295031
Locking Twisty in the trunk while Ryoma breeds Arial...

>> No.86295085

>>86294981
what do you think about /ag/, fatty?

>> No.86295095

>>86295031
How come nobody watches her?

>> No.86295131

>>86295095
because she's literal fucking trash

>> No.86295149

anons will never understand the level of excitement i have for twisty valorant tommorow

>> No.86295157
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86295157

>>86295061

>> No.86295190

>>86295131
>>86295095
You pay for 4chan KEKKAROO

>> No.86295192

>>86295131
kys

>> No.86295202
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>> No.86295218
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86295218

>>86295149
I'm blaming you if Twisty somehow becomes a valorant junkie

>> No.86295231

>>86295095
Nobody watches any of the girls outside of Rosemi. Most of the girls cap out at under 500 CCV these days with some in particular like Aia, Finana and Klara all getting 300>, twisty would have been extremely popular if she'd debuted around the time of iluna but nowadays she's just an unfortunate victim

>> No.86295238
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86295238

>>86295157

>> No.86295252

>>86295095
>>86295131
Holy shit you're so mad about us having a good day today that you're breaking out the pass? I'm actually starting to feel bad here

>> No.86295270

>>86295218
I'm sure this desperate person will spam whatever gets her numbers. I mean, look at Bandage with that ball dropper game

>> No.86295295

>>86295218
i will proudly take that blame
valorant is good

>> No.86295303

>>86295149
i'm actually so bummed i can't catch it live

>> No.86295307

no wiwa today...

>> No.86295308
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86295308

>>86295238
Twisty rabu
Twisty suki daisuki

>> No.86295333

>>86295270
>twisty
>wanting numbers

>bandage

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86295334

>>86295308

>> No.86295338

>>86295231
Enna would be sitting at 500 or so if she didn't have an unnaturally large female audience. Those extra viewers of hers are just fluff

>> No.86295344

>>86295252
he's been at this since the nornis concert. this guy actually woke up at 5am specifically just to seethe, it's unreal

>> No.86295378
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86295378

>>86295308
DAISUKIDAISUKIDAISUKI

>> No.86295387

>>86295333
>twisty
>wanting numbers
Yeah the person who spams erotic roleplay. I think probably wants money anon. Just guessing here

>> No.86295416

>>86294981
>This branch
>The thread is about NijiEN
>You're bringing up former ID
Think you might be lost buddy.

>> No.86295443

>>86295387
lmao, retard

>> No.86295446

>>86295387
Tbf she also streamed on twitch doing guerillas for like a week straight in order to cull new fans

>> No.86295462

>>86295416
All the foreign branches are treated like that.
I mean NijiEN is so terrible they managed to drive Pomu away, one of the top-earning talents

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>> No.86295518

>>86295378
twisty's adorable, i feel like if i were less into men and actually a man i'd be all over her

>> No.86295527
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86295527

>>86295481

>> No.86295529
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86295529

>>86295481
enner-chan kawaii

>> No.86295561

For fuck sake, stop using NijiID in your agument fatty. Not like you care about them in the first place.

>> No.86295563

>>86295529
If only they gave this model to someone who wasn't literal hellspawn

>> No.86295585

>>86295527
>>86295529
the 3d gives her such a round face, she has mochi cheeks, i want to poke

>> No.86295620
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>> No.86295627
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>> No.86295637

>>86295620
a

>> No.86295643

>>86295620
Uhh.... R?

>> No.86295649

>>86295620
sex

>> No.86295676
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86295676

>>86295637

>> No.86295740
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>>86295620
I won

>> No.86295744

>>86295620
Shanon

>> No.86295755

>>86295676
C

>> No.86295765 [SPOILER] 
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86295765

>>86295676
Catsex

>> No.86295804
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86295804

>>86295755

>> No.86295807

>open valorant
>1 hour afk ban
i forgot i uninstalled last time after rage quitting mid game...

>> No.86295819

>>86295765
ha! this time I WAS expecting it!

>> No.86295831

>>86295804
T

>> No.86295848

>>86295804
It's Fatass

>> No.86295857

>>86295804
LATINA

>> No.86295879

>>86295804
N

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86295884

>>86295831

>> No.86295900

>>86295848
>>86295857
there's one A...

>> No.86295921

>>86295900
Latinx

>> No.86295985

>>86295884
E

>> No.86296003

https://x.com/llvllhi3/status/1839261807485005949 Nijien for this feel?

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86296033

i guess i will masturbate for an hour

>> No.86296037
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86296037

>>86295985

>> No.86296061

>>86296037
I

>> No.86296075

>>86296033
have fun, don't hurt yourself

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>>86296061

>> No.86296129
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>>86294610
Multiple matches if we win. /uuu/ and than either /lig/ or /choc/ in the semis. The final is too vast to call.
>>86294612
Ah well, tits of any of the girls are welcome.
>>86294613
I wish I had stepped up sooner, but it's a complicated one
>>86294625
>>86294636
>>86294644
I am sure we'll have something equally absurd tomorrow!
>>86294633
So /uuu/ has a rep for winning in the final 10, known as the "Retard gas zone" so we'll have to play more rigid and controlling. So our worry comes down to "Can we score enough before 80mins"

>> No.86296135

>>86296103
O

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>>86296135

>> No.86296199

>>86296175
U

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>>86296199

>> No.86296257
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86296257

>spent the last 3 years making fun of sisters for being really into fanfics
>got hired to write an asmr for a vtuber
>now i'm digging through those same fics looking for material
it's over for me pomies my reputation is in tatters

>> No.86296270

>>86296075
physically of course but i can't promise to avoid any emotional scarring

>> No.86296280

>>86296248
B

>> No.86296282

Anons are gonna get this hangman killed...

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86296346

>>86296280

>> No.86296355

The answer is clearly badope

>> No.86296373

>>86296257
How’d you get hired for that

>> No.86296380

FUCK

>> No.86296383

>>86296282
i'm not the anon who's been suggesting the letters but i'm genuinely at a lose as to what it could be, i used to be a pro at this in school...

>> No.86296387

this makes me wanna go play wordle again

>> No.86296415

>>86296380
ANON PLEASE

>> No.86296418

>>86296346
j

>> No.86296424

what the fuck is the word i can't think of anything...

>> No.86296427
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>>86296346
I'm cheating

>> No.86296429

>>86296415
I didn't suggest the letter!

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>>86296257
Congratulations on being gay

>> No.86296443

>>86296346
r?

>> No.86296494
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>>86296373
indies will let you do a lot of things for them if you're just active in their community and they like you.
basically, grooming

>> No.86296511

>>86296257
that's wild but also, I can't believe someone saved this image of mine, that's strangely satisfying

>> No.86296524

>>86296494
ofc you would know....

>> No.86296534
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>>86296418
YOU LOSE

>> No.86296567

>>86296534
Evil

>> No.86296588

>>86296534
FUUUUUUUCK ROSEMI-SAMA FORGIVE US

>> No.86296591

>>86296511
it does feel really good when someone uses a picture you made or reposted itt..

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>>86296494
picrel

>> No.86296608

>>86296534
you fucking killed a man today anons, are you proud of this huh?

>> No.86296665

>>86296608
Don't care, just jerked off to latina porn.

>> No.86296671

>>86296608
I think a part of me died today too... Da Wose...

>> No.86296686

>>86296129
That means tomorrow will be fun too!

>> No.86296700

>>86296534
THAT'S NOT A REAL WORD YOU FUCK THIS IS WHY BUDS CAN'T GO ON EXHENTAI

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>>86296607
it really does work.
when you're an indie's most active chatter they'll become really emotionally reliant on you.
god I love sexpesting

>> No.86296755

>>86296608
We are not the one who dismember a guy and re-attach him one by one on a noose

>> No.86296760 [DELETED] 

>>86296665
I am so fucking grossed out by hispanics. The only alternate race I can do is asian. And even that is like a weird fetish thing I developed recently

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>>86296739
Oh but having real life relationships? Meeting up with women? Nah pomie don't do that pomie only stalks indies 10 hours a day

>> No.86296893

>>86296760
>his brain can't comprehend wanting to spread your seed as far as possible
You do not have the genes of a conqueror. I will cum to black, brown, yellow, red, any woman that exists on this planet will have my semen spread out on their face.

>> No.86296949

>>86296826
Genuinely how do you befriend real life women? I can't think of any possible scenario where I'd have the opportunity to talk to a woman informally and have her agree to meet me again afterwards. What the hell do normies do to make that happen?
Online it's easy but real life is just so awkward everyone just wants to be left alone. Even ask the girls in this thread, 90% of them will tell you they hate when random men talk to them in real life.

>> No.86297020

>>86296893
Nah I'm a pairbond guy who ironically hates women.

>> No.86297038
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>>86296949
Follow these steps
1) Don't be creepy
2) Don't look creepy
3) Dress to impress
4) Just b urself ;)

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>>86286399
>>86296534
damn knew i should've went for a s

>> No.86297081

>>86297038
easier said than done.......

>> No.86297094

>>86297046
AIsemi no! You're gonna drown!

>> No.86297107

>>86297038
This anon is lying.
>>86296949
Walk up to her, grab her hair, take a deep breath and repeat after me
>You smell good...for a woman

She'll instantly fall for you

>> No.86297142

>>86296949
https://liveboldandbloom.com/09/self-confidence/ways-meet-new-people

>> No.86297199

>>86296949
just go somewhere where you can expect to meet people on a regular basis like a club or a gym. no one just talks to strangers on the street expecting to meet them again later. with a scheduled group activity you can have recurring contact with others that can develop into friendship without the need to immediately exchange contact details, that's why it's easier to make friends in school/college. also this >>86297038

>> No.86297216

i honestly cant think of a situation where i want a man to talk to me either, because i'd assume it was flirting or something. or maybe im just young. maybe cons but that's kinda it...

>> No.86297221

>>86296949
It's simple really.
Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don't be ugly

>> No.86297276

>>86296949
>get a job
>be friendly and open to your new coworkers
>expect nothing in return

>> No.86297340

>>86297216
the expectations doesn't help if you're a neet, once you start to come out of your shell and be more social, you'll realize that most of the time people just wants to be friendly and nice, we're social creatures, sometimes we just wanna chat with no ulterior motives

>> No.86297405

>>86297340
howd you know im a neet..

>> No.86297447
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86297447

>cheating on your oshi with fleshies

>> No.86297473

>>86296949
i heard the hot new thing is to join a running group. go to a con or somewhere else where people will know you're not there for the express purpose of hitting on them. and it gives you something in common to talk about. when a stranger accosts me in public i literally pretend i didn't hear them and keep moving, that's just big city living.

>> No.86297481

>>86297340
Lmao bullshit. You ave to be more attractive. This is just a power level thing. The more attractive you are, the eaier it is. So you better be working out.

>> No.86297489

>>86297405
anon come on...

>> No.86297514

>>86297405
i just assume with most anons on here, especially on this board, plus a bit of self projecting kek, it can be nice to be a neet, but it's also a good feeling when i've found myself in the rare moment of enjoying myself around people, whether it be with family or with friends

>> No.86297568

>>86297405
assuming someone talking to you is flirting with no other supplementary cues is cringey romcom manga protagonist behavior in underages, and mentally ill NEET behavior in adults
benefit of doubt you are not underage, therefore you are NEET

>> No.86297637

Aster is playing League tonight AGAIN
Is he insane?

>> No.86297669

if you're attractive and white and talking to strangers i'm gonna assume you're a jehovah's witness or trying to scam me

>> No.86297671

>>86297447
I'm getting older and my oshi is a hag too. At some point our biological clocks start ticking and those thoughts start getting in your head...

>> No.86297720

>>86297568
if anything women assume the opposite far too much, don't believe this anon he's just trying to groom you

>> No.86297744

>>86297669
Ok you fucking racist retard

>> No.86297772

>>86297481
Are there too many crumbs under your keyboard for the keys to work or what?

>> No.86297795

>>86297720
women who are not menhera can intuitively pick up on other subtler social cues to differentiate between someone talking to them and someone flirting with them

>> No.86297816

>>86297669
MLM scam vibes

>> No.86297842

>>86297772
I have huge fucking hands it's hard to hit the keys asshole

>> No.86297984

>>86297842
Sorry about your disability fatty

>> No.86298015

>>86297744
i'm not interested in your cult bozo
>>86297816
nobody approaches a stranger in the street without a motive, they either want your number or your phone itself, some change or the entire fucking wallet

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>> No.86298107

>>86297842
stop stuffing your face sausage fingers

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>>86298018

>> No.86298161

>>86297744
it's true though, if two well-dressed white people approach you on the street they're either jehovah's witnesses or mormons, I can attest to this from personal experience.

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86298221

wuca wuca!

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my internet died :(
>>86297094
its over you were too late
shes dead now

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