[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 51 KB, 594x412, 1726784257933586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85564867 No.85564867 [Reply] [Original]

>the perfect wife
literally no downsides

>> No.85565011

>>85564867
PICK ME! ME! ME! ME! PLEASE VALIDATE ME!

>> No.85565059

>>85564867
Alas, I am not a woman

>> No.85565142

>>85564867
Not letting me sleep is a deal breaker

>> No.85565159

>>85564867
*I put (YOU) in a full nelson*
The futa experience

>> No.85565276

>>85564867
Also forgot completely clean shaven which is a major plus for some people.

>> No.85565432

>>85565276
>completely clean shaven
ew, dropped

>> No.85565739

>>85565276
>completely clean shaven
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>> No.85565904
File: 498 KB, 640x480, latest[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85565904

>>85564867
>>85565159
>full nelson

>> No.85567124

>>85564867
the cock is a dealbreaker for me, sorry

>> No.85567932

>>85567124
>he doesn't want to sit on a fat futacock
your loss

>> No.85568355

>>85567124
fag

>> No.85568425

>>85565276
>completely clean shaven
Kimochi warui...

>> No.85569481
File: 371 KB, 1597x844, IMG_1526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85569481

>>85564867
>no downsides
She looks up to one of the worst JP leeches

>> No.85569784

>>85564867
Ao sex

>> No.85570972

>>85565142
bro it's sex, she means sex not really

>> No.85570976
File: 41 KB, 573x398, 20240919_200305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85570976

>>85565276

>> No.85571370

>>85570976
>both sides are bad!!
grow a spine and choose a side, fag

>> No.85571446

>>85564867
im literally attracted to her, no idea if that makes me gay or not

>> No.85572212

>>85571446
it's gay if you are a woman

>> No.85573495

>>85571370
Pubes are gross. Body hair is usually gross. No one likes hairy legs or armpits. Same applies to pussies

>> No.85574057

>>85573495
I like armpits with a bit of hair

>> No.85575230

>>85570976
Me on the right

>> No.85575281

>>85573495
low t faggot

>> No.85575307

>>85564867
I wish AO was real

>> No.85575471

>>85575281
Hope you enjoy swallowing bits of carpet while going down on a woman

>> No.85575476

>>85573495
You'll hit puberty one day bro, I believe in you.

>> No.85575550
File: 305 KB, 1210x542, americans dont spell favorite with a U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85575550

>>85564867
Are you unaware that these bio sheets are entirely prewritten for them by management?
The marketing department probably made that before she was even hired.

>> No.85575632

>>85564867
I'd the girlfailure.

>> No.85575806

>>85573495
>No one likes hairy legs
OK, sure.
>or armpits
Wrong, love my bitches with hairy armpits.
>Same applies to pussies
Double wrong, I love me a hairy gash.

>> No.85575824

>>85564867
That's a man.

>> No.85576187

>>85565011
I'M PICKING YOU!

>> No.85576319

>>85575550
that pic is not from her debut

>> No.85576458

>>85573495
>hating the natural state of humans
Might as well fuck a naked mole rat

>> No.85576560
File: 95 KB, 512x512, 1713143678756532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85576560

>>85564867
>skips meal

>> No.85576713 [DELETED] 

>>85576458
Razors have existed for whole millennia

>> No.85576850

>>85564867
Why must God punish me like this

I'm not gonna make it...

>> No.85576859

>>85576458
Humans naturally are able to use tools and could make themselves razors to not look as disgusting since before Christ

>> No.85576872

>>85565011
>>>/t/umblr

>> No.85576930

>>85576560
>Nerissa
>Skipping a meal
Impossible

>> No.85577004

>>85576458
That reminds me, I dunno what it is but I fucking hate when artist draw shaved hair. Like smooth armpits are fine, armpit hair is fine, but when they specifically draw armpits so you can purposefully see the little hair follicles are shaven, it's disgusting. I don't know how to describe it.

>> No.85577062

>>85565011
being a pick-me is hot

>> No.85577063

>>85564867
Ao's really funny. I didn't care for her design and slept on her, but she's won me over with her interactions with other holos.

>> No.85577140

>>85565904
kek

>> No.85577153

>>85564867
Uh actually there is a downside. She laser hair removed her bush…

>> No.85577180

How big is her clit?

>> No.85577283

>>85577180
don't know, but it will be doubling in size by the time we're done

I have a complex series of suction pumps, clamps, incremental weights, testosterone shots and several other relevant items in my garage for the inevitable day

>> No.85577337

>>85573495
Are you a chumbud by any chance

>> No.85577364

>>85565276
Disgusting

>> No.85577450

>>85577004
I agree on this one

>> No.85577527
File: 107 KB, 748x615, 1700282297898485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85577527

>>85577283
What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.85577529

>>85570972
Even so. Sleep is sacrosanct. Sex has its own time and place virgin-kun.

>> No.85577581
File: 1.47 MB, 2896x4096, 1720964930081530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85577581

>>85564867
Ao is a very girly girl

>> No.85577702

>>85564867
I bet she can't do 80% of that

>> No.85577710

>>85576319
Doesn't matter. If it's written down, management wrote it for them. No exceptions.
Kronii literally said that talents aren't allowed to write anything down onstream during her audiophile stream.

>> No.85578248

>>85577710
It's actually a message she sent to Ririka but I won't discuss it further since you are not going to change your mind

>> No.85578441

>>85565011
KYS fatsis

>> No.85578497
File: 103 KB, 1024x663, 1723079490028979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85578497

>>85565011

>> No.85578568

>>85565276
>no glorious Japanese bush
I'll live. Maybe.

>> No.85578588

>>85565276
I'm sorry but I like women not little girls

>> No.85578724

>>85577004
I agree, stubble is honestly kind of gross, has the worst of both worlds.
Shaved pits and pussy are very soft and smooth but lack that extra flavor. Fuzzy crotches and pits smell extra musky and have soft hair.
Stubble just prickles your hand and tongue.

>> No.85578786

>>85573495
The most homosexual post in 4chan ever

>> No.85578837

>>85564867
He collabed with men. A whore like Ririka

>> No.85578976

>>85564867
No one is better than ojou. Her mind games defeat all kind of men

>> No.85579525

>>85578976
explain

>> No.85579709
File: 265 KB, 1844x866, 1695588037189006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85579709

>>85564867
I would rather this creature

>> No.85579850

>>85577581
I like that Ao is a girly girl who wants to be a magical girl and Ririka is pretty much a boy. It's pretty funny to think about

>> No.85579852

>>85577710
She literally never said that wtf are you on about

>> No.85579903

>>85579709
wtf how old was she

>> No.85580034

>>85579903
Physically or mentality?

>> No.85580282
File: 2.07 MB, 1430x1600, 1706572642521155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85580282

>>85579903
>Can't even cook cup noodles
>No electricity for her fridge
>No frying pan
>Small korean girl
>Takes bath twice a week at most
>Doesn't wash her dishes with soap
>Haven't washed her clothes for 2 weeks
>Doesn't clean her room..
>Actually for real drools everywhere and slurps up her drool all of time
>She is so bad that Kobo was acting like her mom and said she's doesn't thinks she should live alone and needs adult supervision on stream
>Got a manager that seems to look after her 24/7 that she called mama on stream
>Tried to buy a cable she needed and got scammed by the place she bought it from
>Then she bought the same cabled again from the place that scrammed her and got scrammed again and wondered where her cable was
Better this thing

>> No.85580380

>>85565011
Only women hate pick-mes
Keep seething, femcel

>> No.85580445

>>85579903
She's like at least 24-25

>> No.85580464

>>85564867
>>85579709
>>85580282
so what I get from this is that 3/5 regloss are wife material, what about the other 2

>> No.85580755

>>85564867
Ao is creepy, I've never seen an interaction between her and another person that was genuine. Even Luna drops the facade now and then, ao is just the host mask

>> No.85581111
File: 359 KB, 1694x2400, 20240913_132239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85581111

>>85580755

>> No.85581136

>>85580445
She has the same age that Haachama. She is the oldest one in Regloss by one year.

>> No.85581404

>>85564867
Aruran’s cocksleeve

>> No.85581879

>>85580034
>>85580445
I meant how old was she when that happened

>> No.85582508

>>85581879
that happened this year when she went to visit her parents in the EU

>> No.85582645

>>85579709
Why are euros such meanies
If this happened at my local Target nobody would bat an eye

>> No.85582804

>>85565011
Women exist to be picked. Any that are not pickmes are genetic defects and need to be destroyed in an acid bath.

>> No.85583079

>>85582508
she's a child...

>> No.85583187

>>85580464
probably also wife material but i dont know the details.

>> No.85584467

>>85570976
Literally me on the left

>> No.85584639
File: 688 KB, 604x659, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85584639

>>85577153

>> No.85585718

>>85564867
>full nelson
i like 'em spry.
>>85565011
no thanks, Vox.

>> No.85587344

>>85579525
W: what do u want to eat today?
H: anything's fine
What would she do?

>> No.85587396

>>85579709
Her food will kill u

>> No.85588579

>>85565276
>clean shaven
Hot

>> No.85590459

>>85564867
she's a futa without a vagina, the worst kind of futa

>> No.85591076

>>85564867
Imagine falling for this shit.
Her model sucks, and she's a shameless leech.
>>85578497
>enables the leech 24/7
Marine has gone downhill ever since she started collabing with that psuedo-homo.

>> No.85591387

>>85579850
You've got it backwards. Ririka is the gyaru with a great model and Ao is a leeching whore with a shitty model.

>> No.85598925

>>85565276
>Japanese girl with no traditional japanese bush
might as well be fucking a western girl

>> No.85599516

>>85564867
>literally no downsides
>no hair down there

>> No.85599607

>>85575806
gross neardental

>> No.85599766

>>85577710
>claim thing
>get proven wrong
>yeah well it was real in my head
Come the fuck on anon this is embarrassing

>> No.85600005

She is so Perfect
https://files.catbox.moe/3x4k2r.webm

>> No.85600067
File: 629 KB, 858x720, Kirari Hm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85600067

>>85564867
Is she yuribait or actually into women? I've watched her collabs with Aruran and that one collab she had with Liz but I'm still on the fence about committing to giving her an honest try.

>> No.85601191

>>85564867
>perfect woman
>dresses and sounds slightly like a man
>doesn't like desert
>thinks all meals are important
couldn't be me

>> No.85602569

>>85573495
literally just shower fag
well trimmed is way hotter than clean by a mile

>> No.85603003

>>85600067
She's is without a doubt a mega dyke.

>> No.85603088

>>85565011
I AM GOOD AT NOTHING, AND SOMETHING AS BASIC AS COOKING IS A HERCULEAN TASK
STOP THREATENING ME

>> No.85603310

SEX!

>> No.85606159

>>85600067
doesn't sound like bait to me

>> No.85606974
File: 351 KB, 1923x1080, AO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
85606974

>> No.85607730

>>85564867
I barely sleep as it is, so thats fine. Lets goooo

>> No.85608434

Bump

>> No.85610926

>>85565011
You don't know what that word means.

>> No.85611386

>>85565276
Ok, my lower half tingled to that. There's something about finding something rare that gets the blood pumping

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action