/lig/ - Large Indies Global

[Anonymous No.]

Lust provoking Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 8/30:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,413)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (3,699)
3: https://twitch.tv/camila (3,526)
4: https://twitch.tv/anny (3,132)
5: https://twitch.tv/Sinder (3,040)
6: https://twitch.tv/Silvervale (2,694)
7: https://twitch.tv/LaynaLazar (2,312)
8: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,246) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/bao (2,221) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/HalO_Sweety (2,136)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (5,723) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (4,243) *Russian
3: https://twitch.tv/vtuber_amiru (3,741) *Chinese

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
A corpo that doesn't own talents IPs and has, at most, a single member with greater than 1000 CCV is still allowed to be discussed here until it has surpassed this threshold.

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX)
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
September 5th - Nekrolina
September 6th - Lyra Calyptra & Kuutuber
September 8th - Vesper
September 9th - Nanobites
September 10th - Jeanfaymas

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
(embed) (embed) https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//wvt/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//vsj+/
>>>/vt//swarm/

Previous Thread: >>84141740

[Anonymous No.]

I miss feemsh so much guys you don't even know

[Anonymous No.]

my wife trying to score some pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

[Anonymous No.]

BUTTSLUT!

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>>84146526
why is your oshi like this?
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2238030872?t=6103s

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>>84146466
so does anyone have the full image

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>>84146570
idgi

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Freya is so fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

Love my wolf wife

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>>84146650
Yes, but all i can think of is using those dolls to make scuffed thunderbolt fantasy style skits

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>>84146602

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No naiyo or alice scheduled, supposedly no juni stream either. Don't know about the snake because her schedule is a suggestion.

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>>84146689
Good bedge cute spedgie

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>>84146688
that's clearly a completely different image, he's not holding up the paper in his left hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146706
bedgfe

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I'm mentally grill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146747
>Bedfge

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>>84146750
why didn't you post leaflit then

[Anonymous No.]

buttslut is just as awkward as i thought she'd be. she's doing the maid outfit baking stream btw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

A boy of many talents

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146761

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>>84146800

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>>84146505
imagine her scaly unwashed diabetic feet against your small oriental penis

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>>84146783
Reminds me of when Squ started doing cooking streams, only she's remembering to wear a bra probably.

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>>84146802
i don't remember posting that why did i reply to that what the fuck lmao i'm so silly

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[Anonymous No.]

>>84146924
Do you have a brain tumor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146800
kitanya's version of this was adorable

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Bat is getting into Vshojo and she will get a model with fuckmassive huge ass jiggly tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146825
i fucking love this bust-a-move song

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147001
impossible huge tits are good and bat is only capable of evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147001
hell fucking yes I like that

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any more games with gruff voiced guys that can snap Saru's neck for her to get obsessed over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147001
im into hyper tits so it has to be big

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147001
False

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147175
Skyrim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147175
isn't that the entire 2000-2010 games industry

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147175
Arkham series, gears of war, and anything from the brown and bloom era like >>84147238 said

[Anonymous No.]

Hey maid buttslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147220
Surprisingly boring, and drab prude compared to her posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147304
Oh yeah, she'd get pretty wet over Arkham

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>>84147304
>saruei gooning to marcus fucking pheonix
Zis is the neccessary timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

Mint’s new 3d’s thighs are driving me crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147304
Onions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147315
Girl does NOT know how to bake

[Anonymous No.]

Zest is gonna tap that ass in the maid outfit later

[Anonymous No.]

Freya would probably get along with Coqui with the dolls and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147406
understandably so and i'm somewhat jealous

[Anonymous No.]

I think it would be nice if feemsh dressed up as a maid and made baked goods and ate them with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147512
Are you cheating on feemsh by laying your eyes upon another woman right now? I am very disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

Why is her kitchen so echo-y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147512
What kind of baked goods?

[Anonymous No.]

Toys for womenchilds sure are something huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147389
Does she even own a measuring cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147590
Yeah anime figurines and plushies are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146960
no but wanna see something cool i'm really proud of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147642
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn’t rain on stream in a maid outfit as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147549
I watch other chuubas on occasion. Buttslut is not one of the ones I'd normally tune into though.
>>84147583
I think some palmiers would be nice

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>>84147609
We don't use those in europe. We use measurments in grams

[Anonymous No.]

Did Shira give a full body shot of the fit

[Anonymous No.]

plump juni is my favorite saga

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147745
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147651
anon no he’s just gonna fart in his hand and rub in in your face!

[Anonymous No.]

PAWG Pizza Parlour. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147811
with milkshakes made with breastmilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147512
what if she dressed as a maid and shit directly onto a baking sheet for you

[Anonymous No.]

oh hey layna is watching buttslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147834
Golden. I'll add this to the concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147680
buttslut is a good streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>84147799
Just saw it. My lanky German princess.

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>>84147811
Hina and Mint should be waitresses there

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>>84147332
Didn't she said she didn't like Batman Arkham Asylum?

[Anonymous No.]

why is freya a 4view

[Anonymous No.]

Post lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

The poo princess of /lig/

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148042
We always talk about Hina's bit fat white woman lactating tits but how is her ass? Is she PAWG?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/saruei
more splinter cell

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148047
She never played it but she said she's not into superhero stuff and doesn't think Batman is attractive even though he wears a mask.
Still though, she would find those games fun

[Anonymous No.]

Lewds

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>>84147001
This would only be good if she openly hated them but still had to show them off and shake them due to upper management

[Anonymous No.]

so fucking jealous of zest rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148065
front page buff

[Anonymous No.]

Noombas should be exiled from lig

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148081
Grimmi's Grimmi's getting to big and bursting out her top
https://files.catbox.moe/kquz3k.png

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>>84148221
We dont have real noombas youd be exiling an extinct peoples

[Anonymous No.]

bat is a PAWG

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148403
I LOVE GRITS

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>>84148421
bat is not huwyto piggu

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>>84148104
I have reason to believe on a technicality at least that Hina is in fact, a PAWG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148115
We really need to convince her to try them. She liked Spiderman after all. Maybe we could recommend her an animated Batman movie so she gets the autism for it. There's plenty of good ones out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148403
her bottoms too

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>>84148421
Yeah she is a prudish asshole with gangrene

[Anonymous No.]

I think Shira should do a baking stream, while only wearing an apron

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148512
If she gave them a shot she'd definitely think Knight Batmsn is daddy, but She'd to get the end of City before stopping because "ze numbars are too low"

[Anonymous No.]

cheers lig

[Anonymous No.]

>Saru calls underage kid pookie bear
its not fair

[Anonymous No.]

bitch you are 14 years old, mentally.

[Anonymous No.]

Sayu won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146783
do you think her husband fucked her in the maid costume the day it arrived or is she making him wait til after this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>if i was a kid id play roblox
like age ever stopped saru before from liking something childish

[Anonymous No.]

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148890
>Half of /lig/ playing dress to impress

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>>84148869
Is this the final yab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148869
But the catalog told me different

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148872
I know, I would've

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148131
wrong version

[Anonymous No.]

>Saru being nice to a random autist
She's changed

[Anonymous No.]

>christian: [spams questions]
>saru: hey, christian, are you autistic
>christian: yes
>saru: oh, carry on then.
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148951

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>>84148951
is there one with an erect cock

[Anonymous No.]

>saru: i can detect peoples behavior, like i can tell when people are flirting with me, i think.
she probably saw us saying she cant notice when guys flirt with her

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>>84148968
>[spams questions]
he should've been permabanned before she even acknowledged his existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148983
Vshojo real

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148906
Speaking of that game I saw this miserable twat the other day, glad they got dunked on

unrelated, is it possible for someone to hide that they follow you on twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149073
>(who are adults)
nice that she has grown up friends

[Anonymous No.]

Guys i just had an amazing thought imagine naiyo riding (You) with her big fat latina ass reverse cowgirl and she looks back and laughs at the o-face you’re making from enjoying it too much

[Anonymous No.]

>spoiled french citygirl thinks she can fight wild animals and win
hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

i will NOT punch suko in her tummy!

[Anonymous No.]

what if you took off naiyo's adhesive medical strip and the bug fell off

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>>84149035
I don't buy it. She told a story about how during her trip to Japan she was at a bar with her friend group and some old French guy starts talking to her and she didn't realize that he was trying to flirt with her until some of her guy friends told her afterwards.

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>>84149147
she literally said the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149129
this, but its me looking back at Katie
https://x.com/obkatiekat/status/1829822568208957704

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Lily ditch the collab earlier? She was streaming too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149187
pay attention

[Anonymous No.]

Saru throwing subtle shade on Fillian.

[Anonymous No.]

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

[Anonymous No.]

Like, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149229
What'd she say?

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>buttslut almost a 4view
the power of the flesh

[Anonymous No.]

why this bitch has 1;9k

https://www.twitch.tv/freyaguma

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148983
perfect

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>>84149035
She doesn't realize some of her male friends are flirting so I don't believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149393
chuubing has fallen

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>>84144416
i dont know about sex but id rather be in a relationship with him for sure
vei is lucky the dude has no self respect and confidence left after lea

[Anonymous No.]

why does Juniper get poopoo'd on and Snuffy doesn't

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>>84149410
Front page.

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>>84149433
Juniper does flesh streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146602
>>84123153

[Anonymous No.]

>we're not assholes
>we're just assholes
hating the french is 100% justified

[Anonymous No.]

>saru still not understanding the difference between being blunt and being rude
i mean, ive accepted her this way but her life would be a lot easier for her if she realizes there's a difference

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>>84149360
Talking about a "friend" she has that only messages her when she needs something but never to just chat and hang out

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>>84149433
Because Snuffy confidently owns it

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>>84149393
why is she making a red pancake

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149237
Soda...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149546
She's making a rainbow cake

[Anonymous No.]

oui oui baguette thread

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning lig I blub my oshi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149690
This is the most adorable soundpost.

[Anonymous No.]

Cerber my whorefu is coming back soon and then no one can stop me from being happy again

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149546
Period pancake

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to have sex with twitch partner denpafish

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149732
like Rome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149527
Yup that's filian

[Anonymous No.]

gas ze veetveeter

[Anonymous No.]

just ate a pounds worth of pork tacos

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148221
batposters are leagues worse

[Anonymous No.]

when is the last time saru collabed with someone?

[Anonymous No.]

Saruei is retarded and has a midgets pussey

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>>84149852

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God damn it zest you lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149858
filian was the last

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>>84149858
I think it was when she played helldivers with Whiskey, Mako & Lumi

[Anonymous No.]

>saru blames her straightforwardness on growing up in france
>her own mother says saru has a problem interacting with people
if other people in france think youre acting inappropriate maybe its not a french thing

[Anonymous No.]

I want Kirsche to rape me at gunpoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149933
Saru would thrive in Germany.

[Anonymous No.]

>1 hour in
>still not playing the game

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>>84149953
could not have picked a worse rapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>84148107
i missed the start, now what the fuck are the blue hairs and v-twatters going after her over or is it just old shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149861
ur dick smol

[Anonymous No.]

damn, saru went from
>I hate france, but thats normal i think everyone hates their own country
to
>I like france [lists many things she likes about it]

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>america is the same everywhere, culturally.
saru says the darnedest shit

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>>84149527
>this "friend" only messages when they want something, never to hang out
>"Have you ever messaged them asking to hang out?"

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>>84149507
that is not the image though

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I could like 6 fried haddock right now, I'm like this close to astrally merging with Juni

[Anonymous No.]

>>84146706
Bed what?

[Anonymous No.]

oh fugg I forgot freya's on the front page today

[Anonymous No.]

jappan

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>>84150152
English?

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>>84147512
Why don't you fund it by convincing her to have it as goal for a subathon (it's gonna be September tomorrow, so most people will do one)?

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don't japan have a huge molestation problem, to the point getting gender segregated trains?

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>>84150252
Grass is greener effect

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>>84150249
Feemsh has never run a subathon or donothon or anything of the sort.

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>>84149637
/pol/ thread.

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>>84150115
this is very normal euro behavior

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Saru please molest me

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>>84150157
Bedge.

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>>84150252
white women get stalked in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150240
Yeah the chef at my workplace made like three times the amount of food he was supposed to and now I have a whole bag of fried fish that are probably gonna go off before I eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150252
Molested
Molested, Japan

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>random guy tells her he loves her clothes (miniskirt and croptop showing some tummy) and asks her to go with him to a nearby bar
>"but it wasnt flirty he just wanted to hang out"
saru...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150352
describe smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150252
Saru seems very naive

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150375
Oil

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>>84150330
What's that? What does that even mean?

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>>84150420
It's a bed, but ge

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>>84150118
Saru is kind of silly when it comes to other countries especially the US. She also said she would never date an american because cheating is normalized in America and that is a bunch of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>chatter: do you know where spain is?
>saru:... im hesitating to say if its next to america or next to europe

[Anonymous No.]

Saru finaly doing another learing stream lest gooooO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150540
it's not really a learning stream when the teacher is chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150277
that fat goonslut should do a goonathon on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150493
>cheating is normalized in America
cheating is normalized in France

[Anonymous No.]

Really in the mood for Alice's vagina and nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150617
Who's number one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84149953
>vtuber picking a viewer over a face cam male streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150617
mainly for men

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150649
Thailand

[Anonymous No.]

saruei will die single

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150451
But what does the
>ge
supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150617
yeah, but france does it better. they have books written by politicians describing their experiences with thai gay prostitutes and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150680
its twitch emote lore, no one fucking knows at this point
just know that it is related to pepe emotes

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having kids with saru and having to wrangle 3 to 5 little sarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150680
General Electric

[Anonymous No.]

nobody likes you on this board go back to trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150744
GE Healthcare, GE Aerospace, or GE Vernova?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having kids with saru and she vores them

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150680
ge is a suffix commonly used in pepe emotes on twitch.tv, emotes such as gladge, sadge, bedge & nerdge

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>>84150680
You know how people affix characters to filenames, because another file already has the actual name they want to use?
Someone made an emote "sadge" which was "sad" but in the context of a specific channel.
This got really popular, and people made imitations like "madge" for "mad".
And then people start doing more out there shit like "bedge" for "sleepy".

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>>84150724
she wouldnt be able to handle just one

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>>84150479
I want to put the most sigma quotes over this chad Saru image

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150680
It's fucking Aegyo/Kawaii/Uwu shit as far as I can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

vtubers with genes so bad they would be doing a terrible cruelty if they reproduced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150796
The dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150823
Damn ligga you's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up craving Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150807
but is it related to pepega and which came first

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150880
What part

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150846
Oh no no, wait, that's the nightmare.
>>84150724
This is the dream

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>>84146505
Yo feemsh lover, do you still have that video from when she talked about the pregnant ai stuff the second time? I had the streamable bookmarked to check later, but it was gone by the time I wanted to watch it

[Anonymous No.]

starting to get sex dreams i really need to wank

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Abi. I hope her service for God is going well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150997
we need a new christ tuber. we should petition the pope and see if we can get one assigned

[Anonymous No.]

>violence isnt the answer, but sometimes it is
saru, 2024

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150997
she probably married

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>>84151075
There's Kaori. She's nice, but I don't just want a christ tuber. I want Abi back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151099
Violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question, yes is the answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150791
Aerospace

[Anonymous No.]

>saru: always be nice with your aggressor, even if you dont want to
shes talking about me btw

[Anonymous No.]

There was a Mega stream yesterday, right? Why did it get deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151246
She accidentality nude toggled on VRC.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

womp womp

[Anonymous No.]

Heckin womperinos

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151327
>average kiwi

[Anonymous No.]

Missing her already..

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150906
Her vagina
Her nipples
Her tummy
Her feet

[Anonymous No.]

sarus done with politics and starting the game

[Anonymous No.]

saru period hort

[Anonymous No.]

>4k subs for a maid stream
>can't even see the maid outfit properly
pretty decent scam

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151588
It's a scam, but not nearly as much as Numis pool stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150939
Yeah I got it https://files.catbox.moe/w5qozj.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151877
Thanks feemsh lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151519
>>84151528
I saw she was playing Chaos Theory a few days ago and now I see she's playing Pandora Tomorrow, why exactly is she out of order

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci6qT_IxtFE
is Lucy anal coded?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/k8uftm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tzfpp0.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151615
The 15 min pool stream? When I saw the length of the vod I thought she deleted the first part of the it but it really is that short kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152036
she couldn't get to work before. didn't you ask this yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>Vivi you sound happy to get hit in the face on stream
>Well.. wait no... i'm not sure i can talk about that on stream
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152119
No I haven't posted while she's playing any of these before

[Anonymous No.]

>>84151877
>She thinks her pregnancy is a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152036
Pandora Tomorrow wouldn't work so she played through Chaos Theory while figuring our a solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152109
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152231
Depressing, the OG games are classics and they should all should have smooth modern releases

[Anonymous No.]

>>84150796

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>>84151442
https://youtu.be/z8SdqOT_no0?t=14

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152106
I mean, I guess it is a "women IRL" moment because everything I've heard is the opposite. Men have more muscles in general, and especially stronger pelvic floor muscles (which is why women get more bladder issues).
But I guess cis-girls don't do much penetrating to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152145
Correction, she's into a little consensual battery

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152728
I thought it was just because any bacteria trying to get into the bladder simply has further to go in men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84152769
I meant urinary incontinence, not UTIs.
Also vaginal prolapse with aging, if the pelvic floor muscles are particularly weak or damaged by surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

my oshi never says hello to me, why does she HATE me?

[Anonymous No.]

Mayo clinic wiki expert moment.

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>>84152804
you're ugly and smell bad

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>>84152524
>stumbles in
>screeches autistically
>naruto runs away

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she hates us, uwaaaah!

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>>84152801
Ahh I gotchu

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>>84152804
You failed the vibe check.

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>>84150617
Aren't paternity tests illegal or something there too?

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>>84152106
>BROKE Everyone In Chat
fuck clippers

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>>84152972
Culturally and legally, they treat "paternity" as the legal construct of the family. If someone is the father on the birth certificate, that's end-of-the-story. Genetic relation is irrelevant, the only thing that matters is who the paternal figure was at the time of birth.
They apparently do allow paternity tests for other legal purposes than parenthood (e.g. proving adultery in a divorce case).

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blue love

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>>84152106
>you can't knock on shit's door and then get mad when it answers

I forgot Lucy can be funny sometimes

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I Love Lucy

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>>84153260
I wonder what happened to that one faggot who would flip out when she was first being posted

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>wiki lawyers

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>>84153260
This is some good blue

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>>84153337
she ate him

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>>84153072
why is alice so fucking lewd

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>>84153337
>when she was first being posted
You mean, when she was off-topic in virtue of being a partnerless 2view at the time?

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Im tired and its only 9am

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>>84150148
Yeah, I just remembered seeing something like that but it was a different slop.

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Kitanya "Tanya" would be a 5view if she dropped that accent

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>>84153431
Drink a coffee, and rest your eyes for 15 minutes.

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>>84153452
Yeah she should just start speaking Afrikaans instead.

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>>84153431
I'm still recovering from waking up, that was several hours ago

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>>84153452
She's more generous with the attention this way. Don't ruin a good thing. Soon as she's 5view some soda will hog all her time.

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>>84153452
what if you exploded

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>>84153452
it’s a good thing that your faggot opinion doesn’t matter

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Tanya is one of the few chubbas who will regularly drop everything to hang out with her max.

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time to go walk around at night in thunderstorms and stalk people, for saru.

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>>84152804
change your username before next stream and try again, if she says hi then you're beyond all hope

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Tits
https://twitter.com/TheEmmaLlama/status/1829863914534044098

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>>84153697
I can't see this shit

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Die liggerman die

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>>84153763
Brazilian detected

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post minto she hates us

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>>84153672
yeah, she drops all her clothes on the ground and fucks like a fish out of water

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wakes up
mating presses alice
goes back to sleep

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hi!
i'm a bunny.

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>>84153822
alice doesn't get mating pressed!!! she kills people and she's really scary!!!

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>>84153838
do what i want
i don't give a fuck

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>>84153818
>fucks like a fish out of water
that is not a saying that anyone uses

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>>84153855
she seduces men with her feet

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>>84153934
but you can picture it if you try and that's what matters

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autism

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>>84153934
>fucks like a fish out of water
This means that someone is really bad at having sex.

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>>84154041
That's a dead fish

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>>84153418
Yeah that guy

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>>84154092
"A fish out of water" is an idiom.

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>>84153697
It's over...

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>>84154146
you're an idiom

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>>84154146
shut up idiom

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>>84154158
>>84154179

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Why are you guys stupid

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alices pussy mound

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About to eat 4 jumbo hotdogs

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>saru treis to be accomidating to the autistic and the mentaly ill
>they dont know when the fuck to top
>get banned eventualy anyway

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>My feet?

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>>84154283
>Getting banned because you're too autistic to know when to top
She's taken it too far

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I want to be a night vision goggle operative who stealthily ambushes Saruei and holds a knife to her throat while softly asking for her to give me the door code to the secret base and get freaked out by how she just cums right there

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>>84154283
As an autist and someone who's spent time with them, they need a prod once in a while.
I've seen so many autists who use the autism card to behave however they want and get really toxic and weird.

Just act normal and learn how to read the room, jesus.

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>>84154411
grill yourself

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Realistically, what do you do in this situation?

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>>84154445
>Just act normal and learn how to read the room, jesus.
Or never chat to avoid humiliation, like me

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>>84154575
"Wanna fuck?"

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>>84154575
"Can you shoot bat twice with that gun?"

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>>84154445
>Just act normal and learn how to read the room, jesus.
It has an air of "Just don't be depressed, bro" to it, but you are ultimately right. Put the effort in, autismo bros

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>>84153672
Well she can’t leave her house on most days so it’s not like she has anything else she could be doing

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I don't believe the schizo spam South Side rrat that they secretly hate each other. But as an autist I do have a hard time understanding why they treat certain members how they treat them. How do non autists explain that?

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>>84154568
I will be live but not on my channel in like 45 minutes

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>>84154575
Deathmatch?

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>>84154575
butt rape

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>>84154575
ask her "who's a good girl?" in a gravely voice and she'll do anything you tell her.

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>>84147175
This reminded of a soundpost I wanted to make

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>>84154669
relationships are hard, even friend ones

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>>84153934
you've clearly never seen a fish out of water

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>>84154669
>I do have a hard time understanding why they treat certain members how they treat them
explain

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vei going live soon
lets play a game. who is to blame for her ditching again
1 the dogs
2 the birds
3 soda
4 a mystery guest

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>>84154802
I am challenging you to show me a fish fucking out of water

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>>84154822
All of them!

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Is lucy pyre a whore

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I love Miia

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>>84154822
>>84154864
A mystery dog bird is attacking Soda

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>>84154824
Mudskippers probably do a little fucking out of water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdLVgamPrXo&list=PLqnxlkiwu_KGt2tv3Th-AXAKZ_H0Gaw6a

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>>84154822
she's stuck ass to ass with her dog pls understand

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>>84154778
Yeah as an autist I definitely get that feeling that is hard, but mostly because it's just so confusing and hard to understand. I'm trying to understand better.

>>84154811
Like how certain members constantly collab and get invited to special events and how others are ignored and never even raided.

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>>84154758
hmm

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>>84154880
Yes

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>>84154758
>>84154956

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how exactly did southside form it's such a large group

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>>84154954
>never raided
probably don't stream enough / in the right times / or things are just tough
>invited
you don't know that, they could be invited and turn it down for any number of reasons
some people just don't roll that way and yet they can still get along great

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>>84155011
>>84155011
>>84155011

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>>84154956
>_2

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>>84154956
>_

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>>84154996
>>84154956
ahhh, yup literally done this dozens of times and now i'm just pissing on myself...

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>>84154954
Suppose you're an actor who does very low level/minor productions and you're doing OK. And suppose you're friends with someone from actor school who got super famous and is now a household name and you're still friends. No one expects that the support famous actor would demand that you get to be co-star in their next movie. You both have two separate careers and while a friend might occasionally do a favor for you they're not going to spend half of their career effort advocating for your and bringing you up to their level just because you're friends. That isn't their job.

Plus it's one thing if you're almost there and just need a small bump to be a famous star, that's a small favor. But you're taking about 0 view males who would need to book hololive to be successful. There isn't really anything they can do.

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>>84155225
Except a lot of talents in that industry work in troupes like Happy Madison. I hear you, but horrible example you picked.

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>>84155388
Maybe, I don't know what that is. But do troupes have millionaire stars along side actors earning minimum wage and putting their reputation on the line to get them huge gigs?

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The ass you kick on the way up is the same ass you got to kiss on the way down C0qui. Believe that.

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>>84155480
What does this mean?

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When you have a group of, say, +50 people, it's natural that you are closer to some members and more distant with others. If you have ever been a member of an MMO guild, you know what I mean.

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>>84155514
It means the clout chase comes at a long term price. Remember that Danny Devito was a nobody once upon a time too. Be nise.

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>>84155514
some retarded friend of some self-sabotaging shitter coping
probably just a larp

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>>84155388
>happy madison
Yeah and those nepo hires are universally mocked, his movies have been a joke for the past 2 decades

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>>84155654
I don't have soundposting here, what does your spam say?

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>>84155651
Realistically speaking, what is the price?

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>>84155708
She does a sexy tongue roll

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>>84155751
that girl getting real mad about it

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>>84155751
Depends on how hard you kick the ass.