/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, it's time to start lifting for a higher chance of getting noticed by your oshi.

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im sure this thread will be full of people agreeing with OPs sentiment and all positive comments on the picture

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faggots

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I want to have sweaty gay gym sex with a twink sapling

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I am literally going to rape the strongest grem i can find at 6th fes.

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>>84131986
Just go to a gym

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>>84133199
... I compete in 212. I hope there's a grem taller and hevier than me.

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>>84133199
>t. gigi

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>>84133567
God I wish. She almost seems like the type who would post that, but I have to resign myself that she's probably just another displaced tumblrina.

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>>84131986
thats cool

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>>84131986
Someone needs to teach these people about proper lighting, or at least how to use the flash setting.

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>>84136943
Honestly the only thing I can think of when I see this is:
>I, am vengeance.
>I, am the night.
>I AM BATMAN!

But this seems like a great program to interact with holofags and have some bodily improvement.

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>>84131986
>>>/fit/

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>>84131986
Good. Pursuing physical fitness elevates you as a human. Doing it for yourself is enough of a reason but if you need a second, imagine the pride your oshi will feel when she sees you repping her merch.

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>shakes gym bags
>glass rattling
I dunno maaaan

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>>84131986
Before I do, does anyone have a full list of Holos who are interested in muscular dudes?

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>>84138117
Not me, but I know Sora likes muscular men. On an unrelated note, Tenma from Phase likes muscular men as well.

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>>84138117
kronii goes to the gym now so she's probably into some amount of muscle

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>>84138117
Marine had that famous quote about feeling protected.

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>>84138117
Aki is an obvious answer.

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lol at these faggots. Doing all of this in hopes of getting some social media attention from their favorite vtuber and even thinking they'll contact them. lol, fucking retards.

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>>84138219
I didn't ask about phase, you fag. I asked about Holos. Go back.

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>>84138714
Fuck, I didn't read before posting this. Look at this faggot >>84138117
I nailed it before even reading the thread lol

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>>84131986
I might just do this just to finally get off my ass. I don't care if my oshi seems or not.

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>>84131986
Why do I get feminine or effeminate vibes from a room of gymbros?

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>>84138931
Working out lowers your overall testosterone, because you use it up during the gym (which is the testosterone spike right after the workout to build up new muscle).
Many professional bodybuilders are on male HRT.
Gay men are also 10 times more attracted to muscles than heterosexual women.
You'll notice that gay porn will almost always show off the male body, whereas porn for women often focus on the face.

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>>84140365
insane cope from what I can only assume is a manlet

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completely heterosexual things will happen in that discord

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>>84140591
Don't manlets have a way easier time building muscle?

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>>84138117
Okayu digs wide shoulders and follows a fitness/comedy youtuber.

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>>84140591
Manlets literally cope by going to the gym to "get big", not realizing that someone taller than him will still look much more attractive.

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>>84138714
Or, hear me out, they're finding fun extra ways to motivate themselves and promote living better to other vtuber fans, maybe you're the retard here...

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you guys are gay or what

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>>84131986
xitter gymbros are the equivalent of funkopop faggots

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I’d rather get fat eating borger

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>>84138740
He replied with Tenma because she's so open about it it's clear she really would fold if an Hercules or Prime Age Arnold looking guy approached her.
There's no more context, that's everything.

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>>84138117
Fauna absolutely

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>>84138117
>muscular dudes
all of them and by muscular dudes they mean skinny ottermode chads with abs not bulky balding manlet gymcels

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>>84141559
I keep on seeing this guy get shat on in /fit/. Is he that short? I think he's like 5'6 or something right?

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>>84143007
5'5
being as wide as you are tall makes you look even smaller

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>>84143081
That's rough. Having that much muscle when you are short just looks like you're overcompensating.

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Chumbuds natually do this anyways but its good for all of the hololive fandoms to be able bunch twice your own body weight

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>>84131986
No, thanks. My body is a temple dedicated to my oshi.

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>>84140784
>Okayu likes fit men
No fucking way, lol.

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>>84144111
Supposedly she lost a bunch of weight so that makes sense actually

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>>84131986
good on them for taking control of their health and going to the gym but only gay men take photos of themselves in gym clothes and post it to the internet

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>>84144295
Going to the gym has very little to do with health.

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>>84144492
Indeed. Fitness doesn't equal health, it just REDUCES the chances of things getting complicated earlier than expected or getting worse or worse faster than they should.
>T. Went to the gym for like 3 years, developed heart disease there, cannot ever lift again, only exercises like walking, swimming, rope, etc.

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>>84131986
My oshi is a lesbian.

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>>84145277
I am sorry for you.
The fitness industry is actually cruel for pushing itself as a health solution.
My grandmother developed chronic pains in her lower body back when she was still going to the gym.
You can argue that it's her fault for using bad form or too many weights or whatever, but the fact that it can happen so easily to anyone in the first place, and the fact that the benefits are so small, is really fucked.

Paying attention to your diet and light exercise like taking walks in the sun are infinitely better for your health.
But considering how most people live in very urban areas with little greenery to take pleasant walks in, and considering all the fast food chains and access to fast food in grocery stores, that's not always going to be the first option that people will settle for.

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>>84145358
Is that a bad thing?

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>>84131986
>Casual homoeroticism has joined the chat.

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How do I get started with lifting weights? I only cycle and run

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>>84131986
I like how no one in this thread talks about need actual physical strength, just Looks looks looks. I need that shit for my job, which ironically made me too tired to lift and killed some of my strength. So many people talk looks in relation to lifting and working out.

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>>84131986
I tore my rotator cuff
it sucks

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>>84147468
https://outalpha.com/the-out-alpha-novice-program/
I like this program very much but feel free to search for other workout splits like PPL and more aesthetics focused programs.

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>>84147468
Depends on your budget. The best way is to go to a gym that has all the equipment you'll ever need and trainers that will show you how to do the exercises. The cheapest way is to do bodyweight exercises only but personally I find it difficult to keep up movitation with bodyweight only. A slightly less cheap way is to buy dumbbells with changeable weight and to do exercises with that. There are lots of guides on the Internet on how to hit most major muscle groups with dumbbells only, though you might also need a bench for optimal results.

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>>84142600
She already has a bf you fucking cuck. Noone cares about your phasewhores here.

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>>84147468
Stop doing cardio, eat like a pig and go jim

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It's not hard at all to get noticed by your oshi. Have people tried watching streams and interacting with the streamer instead of just watching clips and interacting with the community?

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>>84147897
This desu. Fauna replies to me multiple times every time I end up watching her streams live. Sometimes I'm not even membered either just depends how the gifted memberships land.

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>>84147953
I had Fauna reply to me as a grey name too. So I dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>Lift for the Hololive girls
>Get the attention of Holostars
Tale as old as time

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>>84131986
Lifting for women is a meme.
Women generally don't notice you, which is why they will talk about film stars who likely use roids having dad bods. Also you won't stand out in the gym as your gym, like mine is likely filled with guys on gear.

Sadly, someone said Towa likes only twinks.

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>>84144147
No proof.

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>>84147468
Do yoga instead, boxing too if you want to do well in a fight

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>>84143329
huniepop became real

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>>84143329
Kek. Based right vtuber calling out the pandering to fat phasecucks

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>>84148211
What a terrible tale...

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>>84140746
Not exactly, but it can be a benefit for obtaining aesthetic proportions more easily. For exanple the insane v-taper that Schwarzenegger had in his prime was probably assisted by the fact that he was never really as tall as his official height of 6'1 and 3 quarters, estimates of his true height range down to 5'10" or even less.

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>>84141559
>be manlet
>do literally anything non-manlet would do
>manlet cope

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>>84151167
I said no such thing.

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>>84143329
Isn't lia/lea whatever a lesbian?

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>>84131986

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>improve yourself
>you're working out, aren't you?
Ame and Marine cooked this idea up the last time they were in JP together, didn't they?

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>>84133567
No she's gonna watch two grems trying to top each other and the winner gets to fuck the other's ass

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>>84153476
Weak GFE

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>>84131986

[Anonymous No.]

>lifting for women
>lifting for virtual woman
>lifting for anyone but yourself
NGMI

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>>84148266
Women will never have a positive impression of an actual man. If you're muscular, you're scary. If you're thin, then you're pathetic, and probably also scary. If you're fat, then you're disgusting. And scary.

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>>84152821
LMAO

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>>84140365
Being fat drops your test, you fucking sciencelet

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>>84157502
I am going to give you the benefit of doubt and assume that you're not retarded and just replied to the wrong person.

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>>84140365
what kind of retarded post is this

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>>84157867
The kind of post that you couldn't find anything to refute so you refuse to acknowledge its validity entirely.

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>>84138714
>use the imagined approval of a girl as motivation lifting
>anon actually thinks the lifting anon believes he’ll get her attention
The retard here is (You), fatty

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>thread about lifting
>fatty seething that lifting is actually gay and makes you more feminine
/fit/ would have a field day with this

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>>84158049
Being passive aggressive and not confronting the post in question directly is pretty feminine.

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>>84158049
/fit/ is too busy messaging their grindr matches

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>>84157058
The most important thing for women is the face.

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>>84131986

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>>84158175
>hates jews
>hates gymbros
>hates kike genital mutilation
stonetoss is so fucking based

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>>84147468
Quite a lot of overlap between weightlifting and cycling kek

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>>84158218
>mexican jew
>based
LMAO

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>>84160608
The dragonborn slays dragons. What's not to like?

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>>84131986
in what way is self-improvement "for" one's oshi?

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if you don't have abs or visible arm veins, you are not that fit

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>>84142786
A hundred times this.
The only ones interested in huge muscular guys are fags.

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>>84131986
Your oshi will never EVER fuck you. If she ever met you she'd get what the kids call "the ick" if she found out you were a fan. At most you could say you've heard of her/seen clips, but being one of these guys that posts pictures of himself repping all this merch and signaling how much money you've dropped is maybe the most pussy-drying persona one could have. Trust me, even if your oshi is a nice person and appreciates your support, she doesn't see you as a man, she sees you as some failed stunted babyman. Only the most deranged femcel vtubers would give you a chance and then it would be your duty to run.

Obviously this only applies if you're genuinely wanting to get noticed by your oshi. There's nothing wrong with being a hololive fan or a fan of other corpo/vtubers in general, but I'm just telling you that if your goal is pussy, don't make simping for your oshi your personality.

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>>84163540
If you're in it just to bond with fellow fans it's healthy and fine. But cut the "noticed by your oshi" shit

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>>84133036
>oh no, they are healthy
do your munchies fatty

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>>84138117
most of them like atleast some muscles. few are machio levels of mucle fanatics. there is only one known tubby lover among holo

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>>84163825
Wait there's a holo who likes fat niggas? Who?

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>>84163540
Most vtubers are legit 5's and 6's at best (the small percentage of them that actually show their face regularly on stream are the exceptions not the norm) so frankly I wouldn't want to fuck them anyway. My oshi probably makes more money than me (maybe, idk how much cut the corp gets), but appearance-wise I'm out of her league.

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>>84163857
it is JP, i do not remember who it was tho

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>>84141559
Out of curiousity before I kill myself, if I as a 5'9" guy work out, will I be seen as a manlet coping?

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>>84131986
There's only one person I'll lift for

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>>84131986
You know what, good for them. Whatever gets them healthier

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>>84131986
I'm on a break from the gym cause my mental health hasn't been doing so good. Worked back up to a 160kg deadlift in about 1 month after a half year break though recently.

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>>84164031
Why do you work out?
In all likelihood, you won't reach his physique unless you get really serious, take a lot of protein supplements and ideally steroids.
It will shorten your lifespan and is incredibly unhealthy, but if your goal is to look muscly, that's the way.

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>>84163857
might be choko-sen as she has fucked up sense taste in other ways like wanting to be molested and getting frustrated how bad dudes are at it

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>>84164279
>Why
I just want to be fit honestly. Used to be fat, now I'm not, and I want to keep in shape.

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>>84161971
She doesn't have to see your fat face at cons and concerts

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>>84133215
Only gay retards go to the gym. Home gym is the eternal master race.

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>>84165119
You can keep in shape by eating more protein.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4924200

Most carnivores (our digestive system is much closer to carnivores than herbivores) actually don't move much.
They maintain their muscles by eating high-quality and high-quantity protein.

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>>84166157
or just do not eat like fat fuck

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>>84166397
>willingly being a twink
At least try.

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If you cant motivate yourself to get fit then your journey is doomed to fail.
Do it for yourself, no a digital prostitute.

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>>84148211
Watching their 3D the Holostars fall into two categories: insanely fit or a blob of human being. No in betweens. So you probably aren't going notice either.

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>>84131986
3% of the population are gay, and they are all in this one photo

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>>84144111
>Japanese woman likes fit men
>Burgers "shocked" pikachu face.
Just who they think these girls are into. Haven't they see how small Japanese people are, so small they can live in homes made out of paper and cardboard like kings and queens.

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>>84163540
Honestly this.
The moment you show signs of simping, women completely lose interest in you.
If you use deodorant and you're an asshole to them you're already halfway there with them.

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>>84165878
surprisingly satisfactory answer!

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>>84131986
Idk man these people are very gay. Just work out you dont have to circle jerk with discord kittens to get fit

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>>84171768
Having a like-minded and supportive group can be helpful towards your goal anon.

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>>84147468
Buy some dumbells, a bench rack if you have the room. The gyms around me are so fucking expensive

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>>84171897
Literally any gym is going to have people willing to help and befriend you. You dont have to interact with weirdos in a discord

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>>84172092
Look man, I'm a socially awkward guy irl and gym bros scare me.
This discord thng is basically a fitness/weighlifting forum anyway.

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>>84147468
Lookup the 5x5 beginning lifter method. 5 sets of 5 reps with bench pressing, bench squatting and bench rowing. Guaranteed results but you have to stick to it.

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>>84147468
Literally any compound-focused novice system works to make you stronger like >>84172630
says. Figure out how to manage your recovery if you plan on keeping up the cardio, cycling is low impact so you can probably keep that up but running might be harder.
Starting Strength or Stronglifts (ignore their diet advice, just use common sense that you need to eat to grow) works fine for linear progression for 3-6 months, you can do Texas Method for the rest of the year after that probably. Once you have some baseline strength (very easy) you can decide if you want to focus on weightlifting (cleans and snatch), or powerlifting (fatass bulkmasters), or bodybuilding (already having a near 3pl8 bench will help), or just focus on a sport.

In my first year my progress (according to my notebook) using this exact process was
>BW: 171lbs > 198lbs (182cm tall)
>Squat: 135lbs > 425lbs
>Bench: 105lbs > 290lbs
>Deadlift: 165lbs > 495lbs
>OHP: 65lbs > 190lbs
Just by following well established training methods and being consistent anyone can make good progress. Strength training is incredibly simple as long as you don't overthink it and train consistently without injuring yourself.

Good luck.

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>>84131986
power?

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>>84171897
>>84172269
Intro in the discord, I'll help you out
You're right, having a community helps get you started, but at the end of the day it falls on you to stay consistent, friends or not.
Checkout this video, all good points:
https://youtu.be/XIYuxAeKSM0?si=rEYQ4JCTpcQj2H1Q

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>>84131986
is there any point in getting fit when you're a manlet (5'6) or should I not even bother

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to /cheat/ without needles/killing your liver?

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>>84181903
you especially have to lift if you're that short

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>>84131986
haha wouldnt it be funny if you're dressed in a cosplay of their oshi and they started running train on you? haha

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>>84131986
totally straight group of males

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I lift for the joy of strength, not to be noticed
very few women actually care about men being muscular, at least muscular to the level that most gym bros want to be

[Anonymous No.]

>here's a beginner's guide to lifting
>don't know what half the words mean
>don't know how to do any of the exercises they mention
>the exercises all depend on the machines they gym happens to have anyway?
Instead of a "beginner's" guide, is there something like a basic but complete (as in, no prompts to search for external random video on youtube) ELI5 guide just to get you started?

I've thought about trying it out, but all the practicalities of it is just overwhelming to a hikki like me. Like do they have instruction manuals for how to operate each machine? Do you have to book/reserve them or just go to whatever's free? Should you bring your own towel to wipe them down (I think I've heard that's a thing?)

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>>84147468
you don't even need weights or a gym, just find something sturdy you can hang off of, then you can work out pretty much every part of your body with bodyweight routines

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>>84182495
Try this guy out. He has a ton of information on his channel (for free) and goes into substantial detail on every aspect of exercise and the body in general. No ambiguity here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixkQaZXVQjs

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>>84182495
How tf are you overcomplicating picking up weights and putting them back down? You sound like that tweet or whatever where some bitch acts like boiling an egg is some arcane process you need detailed, step-by-step instructions with illustrations and commentary.

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>>84165119
Did you have much lose skin?
As a guy who was the fat kid and is working on losing it, this is the one thing I fear.

>>84163825
>there is only one known tubby lover among holo
Was. A Chan liked big and fat due to her size difference fetish.

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>>84184398
Thanks, I'll check it out. I have a lot problems trying out new things, and vague stuff like "look around, see what works for you" doesn't really help. If I don't have exact instructions I just never end up making the leap.

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>>84141559
While in the service, seen plenty of transformations of the average and smaller guys that improved their social stature. May be the extra confidence or that cut six-pack.

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>>84184730
Combination of autism and being deathly afraid of making mistakes around/being a bother to people, I don't even eat lunch with others at work. If I had the keys to an empty gym and enough time, I could experiment or figure it out on my own, but that's obviously not possible.

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>>84131986
>"join muh hekin coolio groomer club!"
pass
you guys look gay enough

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>>84185183
Sorry to say, but you will never make it if that's your mentality. Strength training is fundamentally about pushing up against your limits (aka, failure). Being a recluse/shy is one thing but lacking the intelligence to look up a term you've never heard, or search for a video of someone performing an exercise you don't know will make any progress impossible for you.

Overcome this or die having achieved nothing.

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>>84165878
Good thing we also don't have to see hers

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>>84185183
>buy resistance band and exercise mat
>google squat form
>do 3 x 10 reps for squats and various arm reps, 2 x 8 situps
if I can do that and then evolve to a full workout over the span of a year then you can.