/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Lounging Edition

Last thread: >>84049305
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

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>>84099903
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>84099933
AMEN

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>>84099933
AMEN

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>>84099900
>reeeee the perms got too long to be approved so now I'm depressed and don't wanna do anything
Just graduate like the two quitters already

[Anonymous No.]

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>84099933
amen

[Anonymous No.]

In summary: FUCK PERMS

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>>84099903
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- 2nd Anniversary Celebration NUIS
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx0Sh3BGKy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TBPutZo6Ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZQuY0_Kd_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZsI7SkzhT4
Unchained may be unchained, but keep doing your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

In summary: Sometimes perms are good

[Anonymous No.]

Gibby cummy in my tummy

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>>84099933
Amen.

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If perms are so good, why is the cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least twenty-four hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?

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i want these for tempus

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>>84101329
>Literal kabeshiri merch
Nahone

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Cutie Flay Flay

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>>84100699
And wouldn’t somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren’t washing your hair as I suspect you weren’t because your curls are still intact, wouldn’t you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Regis Altare wouldn’t have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Regis Altare with a gun in his hand to make your story plausible, isn’t that right?

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>>84101743
He's my age! Did he tell you that? How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age?

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>>84101853
You, however, had time to hide the gun, didn't you Hakka? After you shot your father.

[Anonymous No.]

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6NNZisZ2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6NNZisZ2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6NNZisZ2M

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UOHH

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> None of them checked the schedule.

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>>84100049
stop talking about yourself like that shinri

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>>84102534
Glad to see some things never change

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i throat fucked him to hard my bad

[Anonymous No.]

Flayrex stocks rising

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Oh how I've missed his fucked up japanese

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>>84102691
>>84102784
Flayon chose dinodick over clownholes
Flaytel sisters...

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i love him so much bros...

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i wish i could hear him over the echo

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>>84102840
and yet his voice is nice enough to carry through the scuff, I love him T-T

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small red man make muffled autism noises always let me feel happiness again

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>>84103547
It's cute how many common interests they share

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He touched something and he has double audio again

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>Morishige's song
I will never forgive him for dropping corpse party

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>>84072589
>>84102784
>>84103011
mechabirbo…

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>>84104393
Flayon HATES him

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>>84104393
HE HATES HAKKA
HE HATES HAKKA
HE HATES HAKKA

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>>84104393
MECHABIRBO IS A MYTH JUST LIKE UNCHAINED
CHAIN CHAINED
MECHABIRBO IS FUCKING DEEEEEAAAAAAD

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i will explode

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>>84104393
Why does Flayon hate Hakka?

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uuuuu

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I wish he didn't choose hard niche songs so much because he sounds so good when he can actually read the lyrics

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>>84104997
Bettel competition

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low tone SEXO

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>>84104997
Mexican

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>>84104997
cause he is not Bettel

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oh no

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>>84099903
I want to impregnate Flay's asshole.

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>>84105240
get in line faggot

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His soft singing is too effective... my heart...

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im going to marry him and start a family with him

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God it fucking hurts. I need to cuddle hug this cutie Flayon

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That’s the lullaby he sings to me when we are cuddling together in the R-trus cockpit watching movies and he wants to tease me for being sleepy, but also encourage me to get some rest btw

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>>84105420
Imagine how strong, but gentle, it would be to be bred by Flay Flay...

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>>84099903
Need this in a skirt

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Maestro cover love

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LINKINPARK LETSGO

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>>84105233
This image reminds me of that scene in the movie Anastasia where she bonds with her grandmother and then they look at this drawing and she says it looks like a pig riding a donkey

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his voice is struggling ow

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>>84105930
I like how you say this every time and you finally found a picture of it

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>>84105590
asking him to be gentle... he gives you lots of warm hugs and kisses... in the heat of the moment he loses control and uses you however he wants... trying to squirm out of his grip just makes him grab harder and leave marks... ToT

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someone needs to beat the soft singing out of him before he does permanent damage to my brain

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sexo....

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>>84106054
Then you must also finally agree that I am right that both images have the same energy

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UOOOOOH

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>>84106466
I have never commented on it, but each time I did have a little chuckle and go "yeah a little"

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He has to end and raid ruze because the roons won’t survive any more than two hours

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Holy Screamo

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Hakkers on the MECHABIRBO HATE HATE HATE menshi zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYYd1x6KVKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYYd1x6KVKQ

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I love Flayon

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What is inside Flayon?

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I'm gonna fuck him after this karaoke

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I just finished watching the last tengu talk in time for menshi but man saya was annoying

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>>84106568
Then I can rest easy knowing I achieved my mission. Maybe I'll make an edit where she holds the Flayon image.

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>>84106878
Me

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machina kakkoii

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>>84106886
i don't remember writing this

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>>84106878
Bones

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>>84106878
my baby

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My favorite whore

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While the women ITT are ovulating over a red adhd boy I can post irl Shinri without anyone noticing

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Bless this zombie for paving the way to make it acceptable to shout out love for holo-whores

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he does not sit still

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>>84107353
Those are just boobs

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>>84107353
disgusting

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>>84107588
Cutie flaymouse

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>>84107353
>deleted
ISRAEL?!?

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>>84107611
I looked at account apparently its a Man but the pecks look like boobs

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Is anyone gonna archive these ;_;.

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beat saber perms onegai

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>>84107882
Prepare a virgin sacrifice for tako-bro

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>>84107893
now that he has 3d i need more physical stuff from him...

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Hakka loves Axel

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>>84107353
damn... imagine laying your head on those. Next heartbeat asmr is gonna end me
>>84107733
oh fuck

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>>84107733
I bet Shinri posted that himself

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>>84107353
if shinri had honkers like that, he wouldn't complain about being so single and lonely

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Hakka has voices inside his head... he's schizo

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hakkers is schizophrenic

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>>84108221
I find it hard to believe a man in his thirties sitting home all day playing video games and having meetings would have sculpted pecs of that size

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Hakka is /here/

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>Come to papa

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Bitch I no one wanna know that you were in your period wtf why are people like that

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>>84108640
kek it really is quite the coincidental timing

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I am at peace

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Unblock me you illiterate monkey mod it's an image of a random twiter muscle thot not Shinri
or I'll turn this into a catalog bait thread

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>>84108457
Tbh most men don't even look like that anyways on average

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uuuuuuuu

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>>84108903
>posting flesh on the vtubers board
>“i was just pretending to be retarded” by rule breaking when the mods are actually retarded
eat it

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>>84108920
Oh roon bud is his stream gonna be deleted (T＿T) I sad I missed it.

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>>84108988
you have mental retardation

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>>84108988
>Doesn't know about takobro
Lurk 10000 years more before posting

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Flay please sing Fly Me To The Moon and my life is yours

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Weird schizos come out of nowhere when they were not being talked to...

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>>84109065
she doesn't even know most karaokes are unarchived it seems like

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>>84108903
death to doxxfags
you cannot post shinri's big beautiful irl tits and get away with it

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>>84109146
he is gonna save it for the end as a killing blow

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>>84109238
I know about unarchived karaokes it just sucks when you can't see it live and miss it forever. In the other company people did it that way to. (￣~￣;)

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>

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>>84109374
I know what you mean in a sense, nothing beats seeing it live

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>>84109374
if you know that then you should've tuned in earlier, it was scheduled

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>>84109455
;_; yeah it's like mini concert

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>>84109512
I was busy ._. So I couldn't watch it at the time

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Aww, Hakka was really born for this

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The way his model moves is too erotic

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>>84103011
Everyone knows Flayon is a fickle whore. That's why Mechabird will never collab again.

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>>84109754
I wanna headpat him so bad...

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>>84109630
You make me so confused at times I'm convinced you are just pretending to be this dense and naïve

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>>84109918
If anyone is fickle it's Hakka, he jumps from dick to dick without thought

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i need to have a sloppy makeout session with flayon

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>>84110084
I'm not pretending (￣~￣;)..... also if I'm busy can't make to stream nothing hard to understand. My brain doesn't work have the time is not a bit or anything

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i will only ever be able to hear the Minecraft parody of this song

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Minecraft.......

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>>84110268
Thank god I'm not the only one thinking that kek

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>>84110268
>>84110316
The Moves like Jaeger one too (Going to the nether)

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>>84110254
It feels like you have been getting more and more esl

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Machiroons should be spayed and neutered.

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sway time... sexo.... i'm ngmi

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>>84110125
Hakka is consistently horny. Flayon lovebombs people and then ignores them.

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flaytel playlist… when will they have sweaty backbreaking offcollab aids sex again

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>>84110440
I agree but at the same time I want to let them be happy while Flay is streaming

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>>84110440
That's like clipping an Angel's wings

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>>84110440
True, we can't let these things breed

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>>84110440
Its fine, we only react to Flayon's......well, you know~

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i love him so much. MACHINA EROTIC

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>>84110405
;__; it is what it is. Idk if you are just trying to be rude or something but, I just think it's stupid to think someone is pretending to be dumb I'm not a good actor

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i try to be normal and enjoy a stream normally but this harlot continues to seduce me against my will

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>>84110405
Flaybies and Machiroonification

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I'm a retard he's still streaming
(゜∀。)

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>>84105848
>Combined

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Time to wash away our sins

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>>84110894
normal time

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>>84110830
Before watching this dude I was already messed up ( ´,_ゝ`)

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>>84110540
Ignore who? He's been consistently horny for Altare and Bettel since debut and he's collabed with all of armis (fairly) recently

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>>84110965
but now you are getting WORSE ehe

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>Hakka's special milk
>his protein shake

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>>84111025
I won't fall under a spell of a vtuber
(゜∀。) haha

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0ni0ns milk...

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>>84111087
wow. you sound like the machiroons a good....ahhh, 5 months after Flay debut? A post like this is a throwback

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This brat needs to stop messing with his audio settings mid karaoke

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>>84111223
you can't do anything about it

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mama on the menshi telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EU5pj69f_E

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>>84111168
( ´,_ゝ`) they turned out fine I guess....

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Honey B. Lovely "Bee my Honey" Flayon cover when

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$5 shipping for every pound to send something to Xenojungle...

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>>84111408
flayon can cover me with his honey

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>>84111536
y-yeah......same eheh......c-coat me all over Flay Flay....

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>>84111536
yea he can pollinate me anytime

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this type of song suits his voice so well

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Holy kek Shinri

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>>84091943
Damnit, I wander off at the worst moments. Hakka/Jurard penile inversion fight collab WHEN

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BURN IT ALL DOWN

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>gym trainer badge
kek

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Im glad that the Cyberpunk's (video) game ended up being a net positive

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>I'd be in the studio with Altare if I could
Hakka is a good boy

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>>84111960
Too bad altare got him that empty case instead of a green card

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Where's Ruze?

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>>84111947
I hope they don't make the same mistake with the next game

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>>84112011
Shinri already gave him his green card, he's playing dumb and will appear in Elysium soon

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>>84112043
>Clenches fist
Anon....Ruze....Ruze.....he.......

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>>84112043
Breakers being flipped on and off

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Tavi appeared in chat and he became a rabid animal

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>>84112078
mhmm same. I dont think they will.

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OH FUCK YEAH

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BLESS YOU TAVI

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Flay karaokes are adhd personified

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RUZE ON THE KARAOKE TELLY
https://youtu.be/ifXV3zf_Ubw
https://youtu.be/ifXV3zf_Ubw
https://youtu.be/ifXV3zf_Ubw

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BEST WAGON PARK IDOL RUZE ON THE KARAOKE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifXV3zf_Ubw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifXV3zf_Ubw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifXV3zf_Ubw

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I love him

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Honestly, Its no wonder people love Flay karaoke. he has NO problem just fucking winging it, and will just stop if hes satisfied with the try, and that fucking take HUGE GUTS. it really is just a surprise grab bag each time.reminds me of Ame a lot. seeing them keep going and evolving really is PEAK idol journey

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question, what voice type is Flayon? Is he a Tenor?

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>>84112510
I feel like most of HolostarsEN karaokes are like that though

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>>84112510
His throat problems kind of force him to stop if he feels he's overdoing it, his jobber japanese is pure sovl though.

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What merch was Shinri signing

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>Maintenance guy is still there
kek

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>>84112618
eh, maybe. but Flay just seems especially apt to do so
>>84112746
true true and hella true

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>>84112098
>>84112105
>>84112418
Thanks

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>>84112764
the bonus postcard you get when you ordered his full birthday merch set

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>>84112574
I think so, between tenor and baritone because he mentioned once his voice was getting deeper
>>84112889
ayo why does this ruzader have so much cake

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>>84112919
Sweet! I bought that.

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>>84112618
Yeah, I think most of the boys are pretty spontaneous with their karaoke. Hakka, in particular, will often just pull out the most random songs because someone reminded him of them.

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>>84112919
that poster is great heh

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humbled by shinwi's big hands

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>I thought my hands were big until I saw Shinri's
Hakka...

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FLAY KEEPS SCOOPIN' UP THE MOMS

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>>84113115
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME. NOT HIM

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>>84113115
KEK I wonder if it's a real hag or a faker like that granny from a few months ago

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>>84113103
Still insisting he's a big burly man when his model is a scrawny twink

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did Shinri manage to lose his watchalong background asset in his 10+ PC reformats this year I miss it

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>>84113115
>or jurard
i feel bad for her son...

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>>84113187
>wanting your son to sound like Jurard
I refuse to believe that is real

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You red retard stop making the music sound louder than you

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>>84113311
Jurard has a good voice though

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>>84113190
It's because he's fat

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>>84113311
In the context of his ikemen cover dropping yesterday & flayon karaoke, I could see it. The usual jutard is a blight upon her spawn though.

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>Last one

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>>84113655
i miss him already...

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Brazilkkitos...o7...

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Hakka is reading (you)r Holoplus posts...

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>>84113655
no no no.........

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https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1829687734153461973

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I love camellia

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I love flayflay

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the way he sings this is making me cry

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Flips were a mistake

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Flayon love!!!!

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>>84113985
welcome to the club....I get comfy for Flay karaoke, but then it gets so comfy it hurts....

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>>84113281
>>84113311
banchou handsome voice is real

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>burrito
get ready for the koilet breaks

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>Running for your life
I would not

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before I die and fade from this world, I WILL get a kiss from Flay Flay~

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>the cousin lover

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>RonaldReaganHater69
KEK

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i've been kind of indifferent on some of the songs he's done so far, but i liked this last one a lot

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ONE
MORE
SONG!!

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>is about to end
>does another one in the ending screen
he loves us

[Anonymous No.]

I would never school days you Flay Flay..........I lov you Flay Flay............forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.......

[Anonymous No.]

i love my red retarded pilot cat dog raccoon husband so so so so so much

[Anonymous No.]

Hes gone......

[Anonymous No.]

It's over, time to get washed roons.

[Anonymous No.]

>That laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115038
okay.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115034
He's really got you guys by the collar..

[Anonymous No.]

>A dozen Machiroons sitting in front of a screen
>Flayon's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa FwayFWAYYY uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Flay!"
>"Alright roons, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Machiroons start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Flay!" "Thank you Flayflay!" "I love you Flayon!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Machiroons each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"F-Flayon!? Where are you? Flay!?" "Flay doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my husband! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Machiroons begin to aimlessly search for Flayon
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Machiroons succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S HUSBAND!?" "I- I- I MISS FLAY!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Machiroons become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little tails, tugging at their ears, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY FLAY!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD ROON! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "FWAYFWAYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Machiroons still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Machiroons yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u flayon" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Flayon's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their yumej(oshi) rouses the Machiroons from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Flayon appears onscreen
>"Machievening, this is your pilot speaking, Machina X Flayon of Holostars Guild Tempus."
>The Machiroons, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"FLAYON!" "MY HUSBAND IS BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Machiroons take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115134
c-collar

[Anonymous No.]

>doesnt' know last part of chorus
>lmao fuck it bye
>ends stream
I fuckin' love my autistic jobber pilot

[Anonymous No.]

Azure time

[Anonymous No.]

RUZE PLEASE NO AZURE

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit this song sounds amazing with Azure

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115134
w-woof woof!

[Anonymous No.]

Archive of Flayon's unarchived karaoke stream on 2024-08-30T23:01:56Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/ER6NNZisZ2M

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ca163dab8f81d64ea5f21503fac346b486061c2d&dn=%5B20240830%5D%20Unarchived%20Karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (video upload currently in progress; expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/N9xz91
Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/N8QhEaLI#LhvzBD4SDLmpnxNkgtzh9hjdDp1zzzsIjwu0ms4RAso

Just got back home so set list will be in a separate post.

Number of fragments: 10404 (no stream discontinuities)

[Anonymous No.]

>all fruity drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
Thanks bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115179
(ФωФ).....whoa there that's not what I meant lol

[Anonymous No.]

Um, search engine? How to unsummon Azure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
Thank you for the archive ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
thanks~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
CHU TAKOBRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
07

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115591
Send red chips to bring back Crimzon

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115157
I always love reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115591
Gotta work the shaft, he'll go away when he's finished

[Anonymous No.]

Go back to nenmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115134
Bark bark bark bark bark!! :3

[Anonymous No.]

>nothing hits harder than a twink singing metal

[Anonymous No.]

SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

whorostars…

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115737
No...bring me the BLUE chips......

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
chu chu chu ty~

[Anonymous No.]

HES A SLUT YOUR HONOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>84099903
It's not gay if I jack off to him fucking women.

[Anonymous No.]

>flayon raids ruze
>ruze becomes a whore
It's contagious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84116569
mechabirbo will NEVER collab again, get it through your head

[Anonymous No.]

>Azure so repulsive the maintenance man fucking ran

[Anonymous No.]

>Azure sings karaoke
>Matainance man decides to disappear

[Anonymous No.]

An old man heard Ruze moan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84116935
>>84116975
I’d leave too if the elven baddie started being such a wanton whore while I’m just trying to do my fucking job in the wagon park

[Anonymous No.]

>>84117120
Plus he probably told the dude hey this is my job, sorry but I have to start singing right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>84116569
you are still focusing on a man so you are still a FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>84117702
Straight sex is indeed gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>84109146
>>84116710
WHOROSTARS CONNECTION

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't watched Ruze's karaoke since like his first one, but it feels like he's improved a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84118392
He was pretty nervous in the first one, and he has been doing his reps, so I'd hope so
Even had a few sessions with a vocal coach

[Anonymous No.]

>>84118608
Yeah, I remember. He sounds much more confident for sure, and that goes a long way on its own

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
Thank you sir ＼(^-^)/ I appreciate your work

[Anonymous No.]

>OBRIGADO DEUSSSS
KEK good one Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakka needs a Visa to enter flipland
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>84119467
scratch that he doesn't need one

[Anonymous No.]

I'll get you a Brazilian passport Hakka, you'll fit right in and you can go everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't love you maintenance guy!
No...

[Anonymous No.]

Is maintenance guy the 5th member of Armis

[Anonymous No.]

mechabirbo...

[Anonymous No.]

>Ganbare, maintenance man, you can do this!

[Anonymous No.]

>It was the one thing he couldn't maintain
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>84117021
that old man? ME

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze was a NaruSasu AMV appreciator

[Anonymous No.]

>>84120407
Hakka will be so proud

[Anonymous No.]

Shit boy I die

[Anonymous No.]

>>84120407
Sometimes I think about how Naruto had a gay kiss right at the start... Even Yu Yu Hakusho censored theirs kek

[Anonymous No.]

He's gonna sound great if he keeps practising. The improvement is there for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

He's such a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>84120806
IS THERE A HOLOSTAR WHO IS MONOGAMOUS?

[Anonymous No.]

Even Ruze knows Creep is the most overdone whiteboy karaoke song

[Anonymous No.]

10 years old...
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121078
It's impossible due to the corporate mandated orgies

[Anonymous No.]

>>84120806
mechabirbo is so back

[Anonymous No.]

>>84120407
Unbased

[Anonymous No.]

>one day the Stars will all have good infrastructures with no ISP or electricity issues
keep dreaming, shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>84115479
Set list (stream starts at 3:56):
1. SPLAY - Drawing days (8:46)
2. Nightmare - アルミナ (14:53)
3. 闇のオペラ (from コープスパーティー) (21:44)
4. Running for your life ~Theme of Cruth~ (28:46)
5. Laufey - From The Start (Good Kid rendition) (36:57)
6. Laufey - From The Start (40:04)
7. Laufey, Philharmonia Orchestra - Let You Break My Heart Again (42:56)
8. angela - Beautiful fighter (incomplete; 48:49)
9. Linkin Park - Numb (50:36)
10. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (53:46)
11. Yoshiki, HYDE - Red Swan (TV size; 58:31)
12. SiM - The Rumbling (1:00:47)
13. Crush 40 - Knight of the Wind (1:05:42)
14. 美郷 あき - Spread Wings (1:16:32)
15. 水谷 瑠奈 - Philosophyz (1:22:20)
16. EGOIST - エウテルペ (1:24:41)
17. supercell - My Dearest (1:29:34)
18. supercell - 告白 (1:36:20)
19. 永遠の銀 (from Caligula2) (1:39:54)
20. Coldplay - Viva la Vida (1:45:26)
21. Dean Martin - Sway (Michael Bublé rendition) (1:54:43)
22. To the Edge (from Final Fantasy XIV) (1:58:47)
23. Franz Ferdinand - This Fire (2:04:23)
24. Dawid Podsiadło - Let You Down (2:08:08)
25. OxT - HOLLOW HUNGER (incomplete; 2:13:17)
26. らいと - MELTY BLOOD (2:15:50)
27. GRANRODEO - tRANCE (2:20:49)
28. Nightmare - アルミナ (2:27:18)
29. SPLAY - Drawing days (incomplete; 2:33:11)
30. EGOIST - エウテルペ (2:37:23)
31. Running for your life ~Theme of Cruth~ (2:44:15)
32. 悲しみの向こう へ (incomplete; 2:50:19)

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121320
But the song unironically fits his voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121809
kek let the man dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121921
Because he is a wagon whiteboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121809
just move them to japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121904
ty

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121921
Sure, but I'm so tired of it

[Anonymous No.]

ruru so cute

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, the rain noise always get me kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>84122248
you'll get past it, its 1 song in a set list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121904
I only know a couple of these

[Anonymous No.]

Management...karaoke versions of the songs where

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121904
every time i look at flay's setlist i always know less than 5 songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>84122455

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121530
it's not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84122588
Lazy management making the fans do the work

[Anonymous No.]

>>84122679
Keep this updated, I have a killer idea for my first karaoke stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84122679
Maybe you just don't like Karaoke streams, that's okay, you don't have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84122455
Eh, I don't usually watch Ruze's karaoke so I'm not that invested in general

[Anonymous No.]

shinri this might be the creepiest shit we've watched yet

[Anonymous No.]

TAVI ON THE TAGALOG TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGcL9n2Yhkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGcL9n2Yhkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGcL9n2Yhkc

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121904
> angela - Beautiful fighter
SHit might have to dl the archive just for this, based Flayon singing the Shikabane Hime opening

[Anonymous No.]

>>84122947
its from november last year, bingus bongus doesn't do regular karaokes anymore. i'd love to hear him slop out life eternal one more time at this point

[Anonymous No.]

This is a nice fit for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121904
07

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio, you adorable tryhard. Stop turning your karaokes into concerts. Think of your lazy branch mates

[Anonymous No.]

>Cannibalism to express deep love
Cannibalotl...

[Anonymous No.]

>wants to sing 80s hair metal
Okay, maybe I'll watch more Ruze karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>I want you stuffed into my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Cries in glam rock hater GIMME CLASSIC METAL AT LEAST, PLEASE
(this guy got me to consume minecraft content so we'll see if glam rock and hair metal becomes tolerable)

[Anonymous No.]

>>84123677
i see the kois freaking the fuck out, what is even going on in membi

[Anonymous No.]

>>84125806
latest Nexpo video

[Anonymous No.]

>>84125917
Give him this to find peace
https://youtu.be/vCA5EaMQCzE

[Anonymous No.]

>>84125469
Hair metal songs are fun and easy to sing along to. Case in point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eR-cN3zx0o

[Anonymous No.]

Archive of Ruze's unarchived karaoke stream on 2024-08-31T01:17:39Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/ifXV3zf_Ubw

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:640b2baf464f5d05e6c3f046d56185b31b5e4efb&dn=%5B20240831%5D%20Unarchived%20Karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (video upload currently in progress; expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/Kl1kbg
Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/QwxmmBQJ#H33_GTv1P-P2e6fn-GPnyEINPE4NIo7M1DAjxolYU6c

Set list (stream starts at 2:45):
1. System Of A Down - Aerials (10:34)
2. Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars (18:27)
3. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (27:31)
4. Ghost - Faith (35:05)
5. Metric - Black Sheep (42:14)
6. Artemas - i like the way you kiss me (49:01)
7. Fly Me to the Moon (Frank Sinatra / 1950s Standard rendition) (59:05)
8. Yaelokre, Keath Osk - Harpy Hare (1:03:29)
9. Days N' Daze - Misanthropic Drunken Loner (1:08:33)
10. David Bowie - As the World Falls Down (1:14:22)
11. Linkin Park - What I've Done (1:20:20)
12. Radiohead - Creep (1:27:45)
13. Green Day - Basket Case (1:37:24)
14. Daryl Hall, John Oates - Maneater (1:41:28)
15. Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man (1:46:48)
16. Ludo - The Horror of Our Love (1:55:38)

Number of fragments: 7403 (no stream discontinuities)

[Anonymous No.]

>>84126534
thank you takobro

[Anonymous No.]

>>84121904
know 7 of his songs, less than normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>84126534
love you takobro

[Anonymous No.]

The most accurate measure of yume friendliness is whether or not he sings Fly me to the Moon in a karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>84127419
Is there a member that hasn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84127676
goldbullet (he hasn't done a karaoke)

[Anonymous No.]

>>84126534
thank you thank you thank you!

[Twithc No.]

>>84122679
im glad im not the only one who's fatigued from these fuckin songs

[Anonymous No.]

this is one of the only flip songs i actually recognize and enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>84127676
Did Jurard do it? I can't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>84127676
Hakka hasn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128065
>>59613016

[Anonymous No.]

Alright which one of you is Saya? She's gushing about CBT and the cocaine incident with Axel in her stream right now

[Anonymous No.]

KEK
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1829728154312966203
>uses their oshi marks instead of their names
is he... you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84126387
Thank you for blessing my browser history. Hooray for karaoke night/day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128390
Huh. Honestly didn't remember about it and I've watched every one of his karaokes. Should've double checked in the archives

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128683
>is he... you know...
gay? yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128513
Found it cute how both Axel and Hakka showed up to congratulate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128683
KEK
>oshi marks instead of their names
Time to find Shinri's fudan account!

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is about to die so I just want to say I find it pretty funny whenever we have Flay OP's we always get random horny posts about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128683
Remember when he said something like "Isn't Jurard the bottom?"

[Anonymous No.]

You have to take the lyrics seriously. (You) are the one who makes him feel like he is in outer space when he is with (You), just holding your hand makes him feel like he entered a new world and he can't help but pull (You) in and kiss you but he is just responding to your gravitational pull
Like Ruze giving you a quick teethy peck on the lips where he tries sticking out his tongue and thinks that's what french kiss means but then he bites your nose and turns away so you can't see his red face and horrified gaze as he realizes he has no idea what you do to him but you both keep walking and he just holds your hand tighter
Or Flayon screaming YOU HATE ME before shutting up for a short moment and rubbing your noses against each other and giving you the look that shows that (You) right there tickled his ADHD brain
Or Hakka and you are caught in one of his LOUD IS FUNNY LOL SO RANDUMB spasms and then he just hugs you and gives the teeniest version of his chuckle that he always does and his hands are on your shoulders and he tightens his grip before Hakkamama calls him for dinner coming into his room and she sees you and freaks out because he didn't tell her you were here and a guest and besides what is he doing there with a girl and while she is doing her normal mom shpiel he just squeezes your hand

And then I think how I will never have any of this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84129129
flay eroticism is too strong, people can not control themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>84129190
What is even the point of living...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128683
KEK can't blame them, Ruze plays by himself
was shinri reading /mans/ again and trying to organize a hardcore Minecraft collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>84128683
No one will play MC with Ruze...

[Anonymous No.]

>>84130046
> spoiler
he's a regular /here/ so very possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>84130123
Tempus is allergic to Armis because the flips will hop on every time Ruze streams MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>84130046
>>84130299
shinri if you're here i will suck you so good as a dedicated personal koinahole if you get the grounded bros together in minecraft, the four of you make such a good team. i would also love to see you hit other games like dark and darker with mad dogz

[Anonymous No.]

>>84129188
https://twitter.com/owo_hiropon/status/1804699091781259441
yes he did.

[Anonymous No.]

ok but that holoen minecraft project holostars en should do that too we need someone to build elysium in minecraft and stars rp in that world that how we get more lore