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We've all seen the photos. Has any holo had the spine to call out their concert-goers like this?

>> No.83953745

>>83953561
I like carrots, but only when cooked so they're nice and soft

>> No.83954001

>offkai
She’s only concerned because obesity tends to prevent peak sexual function, giving her fewer souls to drain.

>> No.83954786

>>83953561
Average anime con visitor isn't a gigachad blessed by the gods but rather a fat fuck.
More news at 12. Up next, Ben Dover with the Sports Report.

>> No.83955875

Logan Sargeant got booted for crashing in Zandvoort, to be replaced by Franco Colapinto starting at Monza. Also Nerissa is currently talking about the health benefits of long walks.
Over to Liqa Madiq with the weather report and the 5 day forecast.

>> No.83956408

>>83953561
Better than being a whore

>> No.83957458

>>83953561
i don't watch phasecucks.

>> No.83958070

Thanks Ben. It will continue to be a fine summer day, sunny and dry with temperatures hovering at around 82 degrees! Try to avoid being outside during the hours with highest UV radiation, and remember to drink a lot of water and maybe eat a refreshing ice cream. Delicious!
Up next, Joshua Sheckels with economy.

>> No.83958541

>>83953561
>start caring about health
>lose weight
>get gf
>stop watching vtubers

>> No.83958971

>>83953561
Nerissa's doing a walking stream soon

>> No.83960441
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>>83953561
Down with veggies! Eat dead animals.

>> No.83960597

>>83960441
Calm down Suisei

>> No.83960792

she's right tho. the merch tshirt are fucking gigantic just so that they fit on the average weeaboo

>> No.83961025

>>83953561
Like when the crowd at the recent holo concert in New York literally boo'd when one of the girls talked about salad

>> No.83961242

>>83961025
IRyS totally loved that. Vindicating her hate of veggies.

>> No.83961358

>>83960792
reminds me that korone and botan bought shirts at evo and they only had large. they can live in those

>> No.83961402

>>83955875
Logan's out mid season? Why not sub in Liam then for the seat?

>> No.83961540

>>83961358
women love absurdly oversized shirts for walking around at home with nothing else on though

>> No.83961691

If you looked at the Hololive clothing they were selling they only sold L, X, and XL.
They know their audience.

>> No.83961828

>>83961691
Which is extra funny because in Japan they mainly sell small asian sizes so they consciously adjusted the product for the amerifats

>> No.83962136

>>83953561
this is some sort of conflict of interest. like a dealer telling a druggie to get his shit together.
>>83961828
KEK

>> No.83962414

>>83962136
It's a classic example of an entertainer thinking that their opinion matters on anything beyond entertainment and try to turn their platform into a soapbox
Whether she's right or not is irrelevent. Too many small time streamers think anyone cares about what they have to say so they step out of their lane and try to give advice to others. Bitch your job is to entertain and that's it. Knowing your audience is like requirement 1 so you already failed

>> No.83963711

>>83961402
Stuck in Red bull contract hell and Vowles is an idiot

>>83955875
Thanks Dover

>> No.83964093

ITT: Seething Fatties. spend less time crying over a tweet and more time counting calories

>> No.83966950

>>83960441
why not both?

>> No.83967138

>>83954786
You don't have to be blessed by a god to have a decent physique

>> No.83967345
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>>83966950
Because there's only a finite amount of space in muh belleh. Peppers and onions get the pass, but leave the rest of that trash off my plate. If I so much as see any "food" derived from the wild mustard plant I'm going on a bloody rampage.

>> No.83969419

>>83953561
deserved desu

>> No.83969742

>>83958541
>be fat, don't care about health
>get fatter
>die
>stop watching vtubers

>> No.83969866

>>83969742
I don't see a downside here

>> No.83971826

>>83953561
>get into the loser otaku hobby
>be surprised when the majority are loser otaku
I really don't understand women

>> No.83972810

>>83953561
absolutely shocking news. chads dont have the time to watch fucking vtubers, they're out smashing pussy and making money

>> No.83973118

I've seen vtubers trying to encourage their fans to quit smoking before but that's not quite the same thing

>> No.83973282

Replacing a lack of nutrients with more lack of nutrients is not healthy. They should be eating lean meat, not carrots.

>> No.83973826

>put down the fork, you fucking losers. it's hard enough pretending you don't disgust me without thinking about your bloated carcasses.

>> No.83976806

>>83967345
this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaWPhfKe0V8

>> No.83976823

>>83973118
who still smokes in 2024

>> No.83977000
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83977000

>>83976806
Yes. No shame.

>>83976823
Well, not ciggies, but I hear smoking these has grown exponentially in popularity since about the turn of the century.

>> No.83977049

Carrots cost more than crhips.

>> No.83978167

>>83953561
>MY VIEWERS ARE NOT 6/6/6 CHADS, HOW COULD THAT BE!?

>> No.83978391

>>83976823
Real men smoke, faggot zoomers vape that chinese poison

>> No.83978430

>>83978391
>real men get lung cancer and give it to bystanders, zoomers make the rooms smell bad.

>> No.83978629

>>83958541
It seems like half the deadbeats are married to each other though.

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>>83953561
Gotta hand it to whoever this CHARISMA [100] indie is, that's probably the best way I've ever seen someone say "You fatasses stink and look disgusting, take a shower and commit to personal grooming/weight loss before going outside"

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>>83955875
AMD AMX

>> No.83978873

>>83953561
Holomem like their fans with a bit of extra meat.

>> No.83978914

>>83977000
didn't mean to shame, just reminded me of that video, and I thought it was funny.
also nt second a, but people smoke pickles?

>> No.83978982

>>83953561
This is a reasonable take.
I had the same thought actually.
t: a reasonably fit vtuber fan

>> No.83979288

>>83978430
Imagine believing jewish propaganda, of course second hand smoke is somehow more chemically dangerous than what the smoker is getting!!! Also lower T levels and some hardcore metals stuffed in vapes along with everything else is not that big of a deal

>> No.83979556

OK but maybe insulting your fan base over something irrelevant to your role as an entertainer is not the play. No fat person is going to see the light because this unknown suggested swapping chips for carrots.

>> No.83979609

>>83953561
>"And in German, we say 'Stop being a disgusting fat fuck, you worthless piece of shit! Because goddamn, do you have any idea how fucking disgusting it feels when you finally see your fans and find out they all look like sex offenders? The fuck have you all even been doing for the last four years?!'
What did Kiara mean by this?

>> No.83980504

>>83953561
Sorry pisscat, but this is the hobby men turn to when they don't have anything else to keep them going. Health is the least of our concerns.

>> No.83980591

>>83955875
We need more /f1/chuubas

>> No.83980699

>>83953561

next time she'll remind people to shower before attending an event.

>> No.83980723

It doesn't even matter that I dont eat that unhealthily. If someone I don't know personally, or who isn't my doctor starts lecturing me on my health and diet they can fuck right off.

>> No.83980769

>>83979609
Based af. Source?

>> No.83980779

>>83961242
IRyS has her wife Flare to take care of her.

>> No.83980878

>>83980769
On her secret German channel where she and Ceci recorded themselves fucking as ASMR the other day.

>> No.83980992

I'm not interested in anime so I've never gone to an anime convention but I've gone to PAX several times, Reitaisai, and a few indie shows in Shibuya and I really haven't seen that many fat people.

When I went to PAX pre-covid the majority of the crowd was actually skinny to average build. A few chubby people, but nobody obese or overweight that fit the weeb stereotype.

So I guess it's just anime fans (not surprised) and vtuber simps who can't shower or stay in shape. You'd think the vtuber fans would all be skinny since they throw their paychecks away on superchat. Where do they get the money for junk food?

>> No.83981081

>>83953561
eating vegetables is mostly a meme. It meant something when meat was much much more expensive than it is in the modern day but pretty much anything you can get from vegetables you can get better from other sources

>> No.83981229

>>83981081
what animal product gives me enough fiber to not get constipated? (that's the only reason I eat veggies besies those that add flavor like onions, garlic, carrots etc.)

>> No.83981481

>>83981229
Fiber is a meme. It's literally indigestible material and shouldn't even be considered "food". You might as well be eating sticks and rocks.

>> No.83981491

>>83981229
Im not saying only eat animal products, it just bothers me when you have some fatass and the solution is "eat vegetables"

>> No.83981717

>June 1
kys OP and stop recycling bait.

>> No.83983349

>>83981481
it adds water to your stool and makes it easier to pass, also if you eat probiotics like yogurt you can get some extra nutrients since they CAN digest it.

>> No.83984286

>>83953561
Bitch I work full time 55 hrs/week, I don't have the energy or enough fucks left to give to manage my health outside of going to emergency room when something breaks.

>> No.83985162
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>>83953561
You know, in context, is this what Kronii's been subtlety hinting at with the recent 'omg I'm so fat gotta starve myself' arc? Trying to get her fans to be less disgusting?

>> No.83985467

>>83978914
It was funny and I've got no problems being that dude is the only sentiment I was trying to convey. As for the other... Have you never heard of smoking the pickle being a euphemism for sucking cocks? I'm saying these new generations a buncha faggots.

>> No.83986050

>>83985162
Did you see the youtube comments under any clip where she's complaining about her chat or management? They're all corpodrones and don't understand when it's time to stop running jokes into the ground, she definitely hates some of them.

>> No.83986725

>>83960597
She is going to have a heart attack before 50.

>> No.83986785

>>83967345
there is no english word for Kohlrabi?

>> No.83986853

>>83986785
It's gotta be the same case as the English word for sushi or the English word for shawarma.

>> No.83986921

>>83953561
>Mikan's post
Based
>OP's Holo seethe
Not based

>> No.83987534

>>83953561
if you didn't replace all your soda consumption with water ages ago you had that shit coming
also that IS kind of a speech 100 way to call con go-ers fat fucks

>> No.83988631

Eat less, retards. It so fucking easy. Hungry? Too bad you fat fuck. Drink water.

>> No.83989470

This absolute meathead was at Collosalcon with his wife, kid and friends.
You can be this, if only you tried /vt/
You can become Rock-tier in under a year if you actually tried.
https://www.twitch.tv/knut/

>>83988631
This. So many people confuse thirst for hunger because they've had it driven in to them that they only need to drink with meals.
Hungry? Sip of water. Done.
The human body can survive a solid month without eating, you won't fucking die.

>> No.83989518

>>83989470
I don't think you get it anon
We're not normalfags, we don't care. I just want to watch anime girls. Why the fuck would I want a wife, kids or friends

>> No.83989603

>>83953561
>I love and worry for you guys
What a seething roastie. Couldn't have made it more obvious that she's upset none of those fat ugly bastards are simping for her, whoever she fucking is

>> No.83989674

>>83989603
The cope from this cheeto-dust coated motherfucker is real

>> No.83989789

>>83953561
Many EN vtubers are very obese and unhealthy too.

>> No.83989840

>>83955875
Thanks Ben!

>> No.83990406

>>83989674
Cope and seethe. Your "literal who", irrelevant, whore oshi is nothing but a bug. A mere fucking ant. She will always be a nobody because Hololive takes a big steamy hot piss shower all over her

>> No.83990432

>>83953561
buy an ad, whore

>> No.83990434

>>83990406
I don't care about opinions from people that could double as the Angry Orange without any additional make-up.

>> No.83990603

Imagine that gut wrenching feeling that a vtuber experiences when she goes to meet her lovely fans only to find poorly dressed men with an average BMI of 30 and poor dental hygiene and a haircut that basically says "just cut it short, I'll be back in three months once it gets in my eyes again". We need more vtubers organizing weight watcher groups/group fitness streams/grooming guides

>> No.83990609

>>83953561
What a bitch
>fat fuck
I weigh 170lbs and am 6'0. Suck my cock if you think that's fat

>> No.83990885

>>83990609
Imagine feeling threatened by a post not directed at you.
What cock more like. Need a fucking electron microscope to see that micropeen going by how offended you are.
What a little baby

>> No.83991060

>>83990434
This was typed by brown hands

>> No.83991300

>>83990885
Mine isn't that big, just 7 inches, but that's enough to make you gag
Anyway, calling a bitch a bitch isn't being offended.

>> No.83991409

>>83953561
Nobody cares about what a twitch whore says

>> No.83992194

>>83954786
Gymfags never will admit that 95% is just genetics. I know people that eat less than me and go to the gym and are fatter

>> No.83992253

>>83953745
fpbp

>> No.83992793

>>83980992
Junk food is cheap, healthy food can be expensive.

>> No.83993200

>>83992194
No it isn't.
It's because fat asses have raped their intestines of any good bacteria they had.
>>83992793
This is a cope. A fucking huge cope.
No it isn't. You only view one meal versus a fuckload of meals from the healthy food.
ALL of you do this.
>duurrrr da borgar costs X and the ingredients to make borgar x 10 is X*2 dat expensive yo
Fuck off. Learn basic ass maths.

>> No.83993279

>>83992793
Junk food doesn't make you fat. Calories do.

500 calories of mcdonalds is virtually the same as 500 calories of salad. You could eat nothing but mcdonalds and provided you understand your calorie consumption, you won't get fat

>> No.83993563

>>83992194
>I'm a fat fuck
>it's genetics, trust me
I bet you think you're "big boned", too. Fucking cope.

>> No.83993701

>>83993279
Gymtard attacks again. Kitchen oil has calories, do you think someone can survive only drinking it and water? Calories are calories after all, right?

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>>83953561
Which Holo do you think is most/least disgusted by their fans being fat fucks?

>> No.83993816

>>83993279
While this is true you'd be a moron to think that calorie dense food and those that are not contribute the same to one's feeling of fullness. You are simply not going to be able to eat as many calories worth of salad as you can burgs.

>> No.83993909

>>83953561
Fuck you bitch, don't tell me what to eat.

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>>83990603
It is for this reason that I literally cannot believe parasocialism is real.

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83993935

>>83992194

>> No.83993997

>>83993827

>> No.83994014
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83994014

If you don't lift for your oshi, you might as well cancel your membership.

>> No.83994097

>>83990603
It'll be kind of interesting to see how Advent deals with it.
I wonder how Nerissa feels realizing she's been GFEing for a collection of hairy 500-pound serial rapists waiting to happen.

>> No.83994156

>>83953561
Mikan is a good girl. She fucking needs mating press correction, but she's a good girl.

>> No.83994175

>>83994014
But anon! /vt/ told me that Ame was literally Dr. Doom in disguise for telling me to improve myself. What's even real anymore?

>> No.83994279

>>83993744
Least is definitely Mori. Most idk, maybe Kiara

>> No.83994441

>>83994014
I'm not membered to my oshi.

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>>83953561
This is now a /fit/ thread

>> No.83994590

>>83993816
That's a literal skill issue.
People with no willpower aren't people, they are animals disguised as people.
I eat twice a day, once 4-6 hours after I wake up, the next 6 hours after that.
I'm not starving, crying and shitting myself in fear that I'm gonna starve.

>> No.83994677

>>83992194
How are you keeping track of what they eat at all hours?

>> No.83994708

>>83993701
There are literally dudes when doing keto diets who literally 80% of their calories are olive oil, so yes, retard

>> No.83994926

>>83994441
based

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>>83994708
Those aren't human beings. I prefer to be an obese fuck than to live like that. My bmi is 22 and I never stepped in a gym and eat whatever I want

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83994987

>>83985162
>observes kronies while disguised as a convention-thot Hitman style
>suddenly 'HEY GAIZ... Don't you think it's disgusting to be fat? I'm gonna diet now. Because I don't like fat. You understand that now, right?'

>> No.83995294

>>83994987
>disguised as a convention-thot Hitman style
>she cant say anything without blowing her cover
>can molest her without issue

>> No.83995400

>>83994953
>Can eat whatever he want
>Most of his diet consist of ramen and rotisserie chicken
Sure buddy

>> No.83995630

>>83994590
And you'd wind up eating fewer calories if it wasn't calorie dense. As would anyone. Your point is moot. I could eat one meal a day and still gain massive fatty weight if I ate mostly bacon grease and sugar.

>> No.83995825
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83995825

>>83955875
GET HER A SEAT

>> No.83995981

>>83992194
Genetics don't come into play at the regular fitness level. Just count your calories

>> No.83996242

>>83995981 (me)
Download something like myfitnesspal or another app that lets you easily track your calories. Work out how many calories you need to funcution and let cut some to go into a deficit. You can use a calculator like this to make it simple https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html. Start now and get your shit in order, stop blaming everything other than yourself. Take back control of your life before your too far gone.

>> No.83997138

>>83994563
Kek

>> No.83997512

>>83994563
tf is not weight training deadlift

>> No.83997666

Wow, imagine colonizing a hobby that was never meant for you

>> No.83997755

>>83953561
Look at the amount of interactions that post got.

>> No.83997800

>>83994953
Are you just being deliberately retarded or something?

>you can't live off cooking oil
>>Yes you in fact can
>Yeah but *I* don't want to live off cooking oil
Nobody said you had to?

>My bmi is 22 and I never stepped in a gym and eat whatever I want
And why do you think your calorie intake had nothing to do with that?

>> No.83997915

>>83993816
>you'd be a moron to think that calorie dense food and those that are not contribute the same to one's feeling of fullness.

Nobody is forcing you to eat or not eat food, it is purely a willpower choice

You can go buy fucking bran flakes which are the most filling things you can buy, you can eat nothing but chicken breast and broccoli, all healthy options that don't cost anything close to a fast food meal

>. You are simply not going to be able to eat as many calories worth of salad as you can burgs.
Then don't eat so many burgers, retard? Again nobody is forcing you to eat them, you can eat just one, you can even eat just a half. Literally have a single ounce of willpower to not stuff your greasy fucking face

>> No.83997935

>>83994708
Are there LITERALLY dudes who LITERALLY keto diet so they can LITERALLY impress their faggot butt buddies to LITERALLY have gay sex? Wow interesting

>> No.83997970

>>83995630
You would only gain weight if your calorie intake exceed your calorie expenditure, you could live off bacon grease and sugar, you still wouldn't get fat if you monitored your calories.

>> No.83998030

>>83997935
Anon, are you okay? You seem to be thinking about gay men and gay sex when nobody mentioned it

>> No.83998088

i just did a froggy glue lift im gonna be the next minato aqua

>> No.83998102

>>83992194
>>Gymfags never will admit that 95% is just genetics

When sculpting an impressive gold star physique? Yes

When literally not stuffing your face? No

>> No.83998255

>>83996242
Don't even have to go this far, literally just reduce your amount of scoops, servings, or portions of anything before eating like how is that difficult. Also slow down eating so you can feel when you're "not hungry" anymore instead of "full", fat fucks are giga losers

>> No.83998327

>>83976823
Kids dont do cigarettes but rather do chemical sniff with those flavoured battery powered shits. Along with marijuana and stuff.

>> No.83998326

>>83997970
No shit. The point is it's a lot easier to eat more calories with foods that make you feel less full versus calories consumed. If all you ate was literal grass you'd have an incredibly hard time just keeping up with necessary calories even if you stuffed your face as much as you could. It's almost like what you eat actually makes a difference beyond simple calories.

>> No.83998396

>>83998255
My strategy is to put more time between meals. Both methods result in eating less overall.

>> No.83998463

>>83998326
>The point is it's a lot easier to eat more calories with foods that make you feel less full versus calories consumed
An unironic skill issue
If you physically can't stop yourself from consuming calories that you absolutely know you shouldn't, you need to seek therapy

>If all you ate was literal grass you'd have an incredibly hard time just keeping up with necessary calories even if you stuffed your face as much as you could.
Yes, good thing we don't eat grass then and we have abundant access to many cheap, calorie dense and healthy options.

>It's almost like what you eat actually makes a difference beyond simple calories.
In terms of your weight? No

>> No.83998512

>>83992194
Genetics only matter if you're trying to actually build muscle or get a aesthetic physique. If your goal is just fitness than it doesn't matter.

>> No.83998588

>>83978430
The funny thing is vaping actually fucks up your immune system harder than smoking.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4967187/

>> No.83998613

>>83998396
Trying for a fast immediately leads to massive rebounds, better to stay at the same frequency with less intake

>> No.83998659

>>83998030
What are you talking about? Gymbros speaking about gym shit is the epitome of gay talk. The conversation automatically becomes an LGBT discussion when a gymbro starts going on about keto diets and whatnot. They're not trying to impress women with the physique, but other men. You didn't know gymbros are all openly gay anon?

>> No.83998719

>>83998463
A normal individual eats till either they're not hungry anymore or till they're full. The foods you consume will affect how many calories that takes. You're a complete fucktard if you think this does not affect how many calories people consume. You can spout hurrdurr skill issue all you want, this is fact.

>> No.83998726

>>83998659
You seem to have gay men on your mind a lot when we're just speaking about how to not be fat

> They're not trying to impress women with the physique, but other men.
I'll let the women know they aren't attracted to fit men

>> No.83998743

>>83998659
being gay is not the same as being a fag fuck off

>> No.83998766

>>83998659
Gigagay Grindset

>> No.83998857

>>83998726
>>83998743
Cope gymgays

>> No.83998882

>>83998719
A normal individual shouldn't be obese either but here we are

It's pure ignorance to stuff yourself with doughnuts and sugar filled creamed coffee and lament that it is the doughnuts and coffee's fault for not being filling enough and that's why you ate so many. It was your choice. You could have chosen to eat chicken breast, broccoli and rice and drink water which is cheaper, but you didn't. People are well educated to make informed choices about food, but they choose not to.

>> No.83998889

>>83979288
>of course second hand smoke is somehow more chemically dangerous than what the smoker is getting
No-one has ever said this and your brain must have been irreparably damaged by those carcinogens you're huffing to think anyone has ever said this.

>> No.83999103

>>83998882
Humans evolved eking out survival on the African plains. We literally weren't made for donuts. So yeah, the invention of the donut* does throw a wrench in the gears. The most obvious example is that out bodies are too stupid to realize we're not running out of chow any time soon so they pack on every spare pound instead of flushing some out when we've reached chunkerhood.

*donut being a metaphor for modern abundance

>> No.83999426
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83999426

>if you aren't fooling a strict diet, counting every gram of what you eat and waiting 3 hours between meals you're a fat fuck!
That's why I said that genetics matters, tards. If you've a fast metabolism you don't need to be so self aware of what you eat. The other day I eat 1kg of cake by myself, besides breakfast, lunch and dinner yet I never went above 76kg

>> No.83999542

>>83999426
Genetics account for maybe like 10% of metabolism. Eating a lot of cake on one day isn't going to be enough offset a general trend. Fat fucks eat the equivalent of your cake splurging day every day.

>> No.83999841

>>83999426
76kg is fat

>> No.83999931

>>83999426
>If you've a fast metabolism
There's no such thing. Metabolism AT MAXIMUM can allot you about 200 calories either way which is a single small meal.

Also, if you know you have a slow metabolism, eat fucking less then?

>The other day I eat 1kg of cake by myself, besides breakfast, lunch and dinner yet I never went above 76kg
Do you eat 1KG of cake every single day?

>> No.83999994

don't use my oshi's friend as a bait.

>> No.84000218

>>83960792
I didn't buy fauna goth t-shirt because on me It would look ridiculous. And I really liked the design. Man, I'm still salty. I'm blaming capitalism and fat fucks.

>> No.84000591

>>83961691
To be fair if you use P you're a woman and if you use M you're a manlet femboy or a gay that likes tight clothes to show off to other men

>> No.84000861

>>83990603
>>just cut it short, I'll be back in three months once it gets in my eyes again
This hurts because i did it today. Normally I'm well groomed, but summer has been rough. Man, I feel like shit now. Depression is no joke.
Thanks for the call out anon.

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>>83999841
>t.

>> No.84001009

>>83994441
Not much of an Oshi then, is it?

>> No.84001116

>Tons of fatties at Offkai
You guys failed our boy JeffMcBiceps. Commit to 20 min daily walks to repent

>> No.84001179

>>83986725
Cope, meatlet, a lot of studies show that carnivorous diet is good for your health. Just don't be a cuck with weak genetics.

>> No.84001228

>>83999841
Depends. I'm 6ft 5. If i was 76k I'd look like skeletron

>> No.84001517
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84001517

It's fine to be fat, you're only making everybody else look better in comparison.
My oshi was impressed by my physique when she saw me at the meet and greet. That felt great, I don't mind having to share a room with fatties if I get to do that again.

>> No.84001648

>>83999841
If you are an Asian yes

>> No.84001861

>Used to eat whatever whenever
>Stayed skinny
>Now I'm careful and don't eat that much
>Fat
>Keto didn't work, weekly fasting didn't work
Shit sucks man, I miss having abs.

>> No.84002320

>>84001861
>Keto, fasting
Have you tried the classic, standard counting calories and eating at a deficit

>> No.84002351

>>84001861
Keto and Fasting works if you go on a calorie deficit. Be honest outside of fasting you ate more than you needed. While on keto you ate more than you needed. Didnt you?

>> No.84002622

>>84002351
Not really.
It's hard to overeat anything on keto because fucking everything has carbs. I think the keto diet is a meme.

My cousin has it even worse, she ate like a bird and exercised a lot yet was permafat until she got one of those surgeries.


Tbhdesu I think lack of exercise might be my issue lol and maybe I just have to starve myself multiple days per week or something. Might even save some money that way, too.
But genetics obviously plays a role.

>> No.84002675

>>83979288
I can't imagine the level of amerigoylem you have to be to defend the notorious nicotine lobby and call someone who isn't smoking the nicotine jew a person who fell for Jewish propaganda KEK you're the biggest fucking retard I've seen today.

Go enlist in the army and die for your masters yl so they can replace you with poos and spics you waste of oxygen holy shit what a massive retard that you are.

>> No.84003179

>>83987534
Yeah, forgoing soda alone is like 500 calories less per day

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>>83993936
they really got wilson fisk cosplaying.. bruh

>> No.84003763

>>83998659

Real men don't give a shit about acting a bit gay, only faggots like you do.

>> No.84003983

>>84003763
>real men are gay!
Are you perhaps greek?

>> No.84004188

>>83985467
>Have you never heard of smoking the pickle being a euphemism for sucking cocks?
ohh, no, but thanks, now I know

>> No.84004419

>>83953561
Then there's that Nigga who is one of Nene's husbands.

>> No.84004880

>>83999426
you seriously underestimate how much calories fat fucks are consuming on a daily basis. just because you ate a lot of shit once in a while doesn't mean you're gonna turn into a hamplanet.

>> No.84004911

>>83953561
I get this in good faith to a degree. I'm not even thinking being fat is healthy but was this Comment nessecaary what pictures did she even look at. Most of the time people cam become fat because of psychological issues or just being lazy.

>> No.84005068

>>83999841
manlet

>> No.84005927

>>83954786
As a fat fuck that is dieting to lose weight, she is right. You will feel better. Hell some girls have started to flirt with me now. I'm not saying that we need to look pillar men but as long as we are healthy enough to not die early it's good.

>> No.84006403

>>83976823
The money some of these fucks actually spend on putting some chemical agents in their lungs is unreal. We're talking "new car payment" money.

>> No.84006526

>>84000950
>my oshi weights 32kgs
IMAGINE

>> No.84006534

Fatties will use every cope imaginable, every "cheat" they can find, fail, and try to deny that its their own fault for being fat. Fatties are not only physically, but spiritually ugly. Losing weight is entirely the product of having enough self control to not stuff your face. It is so trivial, and the cost of failing to do so is so great physically and socially, yet they are so subhuman they can't help themselves. They are beyond pity, and deserve only your disgust.

>> No.84006891

>>83994014
i never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>> No.84006991

>>83994175
>listening to some fag on the internet
holy shit even more motivation

>> No.84007297

>>84006534
Mostly women who do that. Most fat men that I know accept it and you can just joke about with them that they don't mind, but if you say to a girl that she's fat she'll say you're a sexist nazi

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84007360

Is it THAT hard for people to just eat some rice, meat, and vegetables for dinner? Is it that difficult to not snack every single day of your life? I don't get it man, you don't even have to work out.

>> No.84007398

>>83953561
>water
>carrots
Grass-fed beef and whiskey for the meal and tea in-between.

>> No.84007449

>>84007360
Even if they are too stupid to do that much ozempic exists now. There is zero excuse for being fat now.

>> No.84008285

>>84007360
I have not done my dishes in 3 months bro how am I supposed to make food

>> No.84008574

>>84007398
weak
i only eat cows that have eaten other cows and proven their worth

>> No.84008650

>>84008574
Not much to brag about. That's the tiny bit of meat in your average burger if you're a burger.

>> No.84008759

>>83953561
Soda & chip bros... It's over....

>> No.84009013

>>84007449
Ozempic isn't some miracle drug. You still need to exercise while taking it, and if obese people had the discipline to exercise to begin with, they wouldn't need ozempic.

>> No.84009267

>>84008574
someone's got mad cow disease...

>> No.84009340

>>83953745
>>83953561
I need something crispy and crunchy to replace chips. It's the sensation of crunching them more than anything else that has me addicted. I think nuts could be my ticket but they cost as much as chips. Sunflower seeds are so messy.

>> No.84009493

>>84009340
You need a tent and be left abandoned in the woods. You won't be addicted to crunching after crunching on bark for a month.

>> No.84009770

You can't convince me that gymfags don't blow each other after every session

>> No.84009916

>>83955875
>F1
Just gonna leave this here.
https://youtu.be/r4vqr7oituE?t=5

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>>84009770
Fat fuck.

>> No.84010043

>>83992194
Nah, if you are fat fuck it's your own fault
t. fat fuck

>> No.84010132

>>84006534
Why are people into fitness such fucking psychos? I thought exercise was therapeutic

>> No.84010402

>>83953561
>Everyone is an el goblino
fucking based

>> No.84010506

>>83989603
I can smell your fat ass from here.

>> No.84010568

>>83991300
>getting angry over Jun1
fat retard

>> No.84011121

>>83953561
>women being retards
Old news. Concern posting is worse than getting straight insulted

>> No.84011306

Who let /fit/ into here? I figured you fags would be counting how many calories are in semen before you suck down another flagon full of it.

>> No.84011412

I haven't seen the photo. Please post them?

>> No.84011614

>>84001179
I can already imagine how red your face is from your blood pressure and your constant seething knowing that people eat balanced diets and are still healthy.

>> No.84011884

>>83958070
>"Up next, Joshua Sheckels with economy"
>no economy segment
What did the news mean by this?

>> No.84012086

>>83953561
Unsure about the phase crowd, but Holo's seem like the average US ratio. Seen a worse ratio at Walmart.

>> No.84012324

>>84009340
Just make your own chips. It won't be a very healthy food but it'll be times better than the stuff from supermarkets

>> No.84012576

>>83953561
based
I will check her out, thanks for recommendation

>> No.84012697

>>83994563
Never understood this stickman aesthetic guide, even women weight train, how do you get an ass without that and protein?

>> No.84013179

>>83953561
lmao. maybe go on a diet fat boys

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Lift for your oshi anons. They want you to be happy and healthy. I have to update this image.

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>>83994563
>The goal is to reduce fat without gaining muscle
>Guy in the pic clearly has defined muscles

>> No.84013513

>>84012324
especially with how they add sugar to that starchy yuck

>> No.84013781

Who would have thought that Americans are fucking fat?

>> No.84013831

>>84009340
there's banana chips and pork rinds (if you can acquire the taste)

>> No.84013977

>>84012697
>I can't see the difference between women and men
A woman can train their upper body for years yet their arm still will be smaller than a guy that never stepped in a gym(unless she uses testosterone or some shit)

>> No.84014102

>>83992194
Nah its entirely your fault that you are killing yourself with your weight.

>> No.84014335

>>84013831
>84013831
aren't those extremely fatty? I like the taste but thought they were worse then chips

>> No.84014569

>>84014335
yeah but it's not really a bad thing if you're on keto, but they say to limit saturated fats anyway and they have a lot of sodium so you gotta watch out for that too

>> No.84014764

>>83981481
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/taking-daily-fiber-supplement-may-improve-older-adults-brain-function-12-weeks

>> No.84014905

>>83961691
Japanese clothing sizes are tinier than their western equivalents, though that still doesn’t account for the upper end of available sizes, you’re definitely a fat fuck by that point.

>> No.84015296

>>84014905
XL you're certainly fat, but L is complete normal for men that don't want to look like they wear women shirt and X is a gray zone, it might be because you're tall and have large shoulders or you're just fat

>> No.84016085

>>84014764
>an average age of 73 (range 63–83) and were 78% female (56/72)
>There was an excess of mild adverse events (such as abdominal bloating) in the prebiotic arm than the placebo arm, but no difference in adherence, suggesting the supplements overall were well tolerated.
>By using a factor score to combine the components of the CANTAB cognitive battery, it is difficult to report whether this improvement is clinically meaningful.
>Sex data was based on self-reports from participants. All twins were same-sex. Gender was not collected.
kek
>Participants were eligible[...]and had previously reported low dietary protein intake (<1g/kg body weight/day)
Yeah, no. I'll go with the proven method of having an active lifestyle, not being a woman, and eating quality protein instead.

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>>84014905
When I was 13 my cousin bought a chink hood to me and in 2-3 years it go small, it was XL and I never been overweight

>> No.84016203

>>83953561
this advice applies to 90% of this board

>> No.84016408

>>84016085
have fun with alzheimer's bro

>> No.84016652

>>83992194
>I know people that eat less than me and go to the gym and are fatter
Crazy how many people are capable of just generating mass from nothing. Wish the government would study these people, surely there would be all kinds of benefits to people who can break the laws of thermodynamics

>> No.84016803

>>84016408
The most prominent preconditions for Alzheimer's is an invariable environment (elder-'care' facilities), poor intake of proteins (no meat), and a lack of exercise (fatties).
I will do just fine. Still, thanks for worrying about me my Brother!

>> No.84017826

>>84011306
7mg of protein for a tablespoon amount

>> No.84017955

Why are Americans so fucking fat?!

>> No.84019034

>>83994563
Has anyone ever been stupid enough to follow this guide?

>> No.84019430

>>83969742
kek

>> No.84019493

>>83999426
i just think hes saying youre fat and retatded because you're fat and retarded

your metabolism will slow down retard

>> No.84019692

>>84019034
Considering there's at least one anon who got himself into ER because of the colored crystals guide, and also the retard who made mustard gas, I'll go with yes.

>> No.84019854

>>84010132
behind every superhate post against fats there is a fat or exfat

>> No.84021093

>>83953561
Literally more than half of the people in America are overweight. I'm not one of them but you're delusional if you think any type of big event wouldn't have a big portion of fat people

>> No.84021256

>>84019692
Isn't that the same retard or did another retard also make mustard gas?

>> No.84021650

>>84017955
Their diet mainly consists of sugar, fake sugar, lubricants, and corn.

>> No.84021793

Reminder that fat people go to hell

>> No.84022833

>>84021793
this

>> No.84023523

>>83990603
>just cut it short, I'll be back in three months once it gets in my eyes again
I'm being directly called out

>> No.84023582

>>84021256
I think it was another.

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>> No.84025608

>>84024488
I have no idea who you are. Have no interest in checking you out.
Butt good job!

>> No.84026251

I’m ugly bastardmaxxing

>> No.84027421

>>84026251
Same except I got a micro, so I can't rape gakis like a normal ojisan would.

>> No.84028546

>>83953561
offkai attendees are neckbeards and I'm not even exaggerating. ANYC had a huge anomaly of fuckable men it was a bit surreal

>> No.84028963

Well, it is America.

>> No.84032030

>>84026251
Are you half bald yet?

>> No.84037021

>>83954001
>offkai
correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure this is a western event right?
if so then its not really that surprising if you see obese people

>> No.84040713

>>83953561
lol

>> No.84044377

>>83953561
Its just the Americans

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