/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Is Marine actually lesbian, or is that just part of her kayfabe?

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>>83161747
dunno about lesbian but she's definitely at least sapphic (it takes one to know one.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
she horny

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>>83161747
She is built for shota dick

[Anonymous No.]

>chuubas are either heteros or lesbians, no inbetween
Why does nobody on this godforsaken board understand the concept of a bisexual?

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>>83163788
>"Why does nobody on this godforsaken board understand the concept of a bisexual?"
Because bi erasure is a problem even at Pride events, nevermind whatever this place is.

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>>83164513
They especially hate people like Marine who believe that same sex relationships are not serious or permanent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
Marine is a professional seiyū. Everything about her is fake but she's the best faker in the company.

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>>83164754
>Everything about her is fake
i'd say she is probably the most genuine person in the entire company
she always slips up and talks too much and gets too comfortable with her words
she does lie out of convenience, but the lies are very easy to see through

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>>83164664
>same sex relationships are not serious or permanent.
Based hag

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>>83164754
That's like saying a fully loaded Smith and Wesson 500, with the exception of one blank round, pointed at your abdomen is fake.

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>>83163788
I hear that. Always have to remind them. And then one of two types come out. The guy who denies there's such a thing, and the guy who claims all women are, but not men. Fuckin weird. (I'm not even bi)

>>83164664
Cultural problems. Part of why so many of these chuubas are so messed in the head

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>>83164754
Spot on
>>83164898
Gullible dipshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>83164898
Marine has never uttered a single truth.
She's much younger than she makes it seem. She doesn't like any of the things she claims she likes. She's married. She's not even a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83164754
>>83166072
先輩、ごめんね

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
gay for pay

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>>83163788
Not only that, but an otaku as hardcore as Marine. Otaku's are always sexual degenerates.

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>>83163788
>>83164513
quiet, troons. there are only 2 types of women: normal women, and confused women who just need a good dicking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Q3JKW4Nx4

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
yes

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>>83166230
>>83166372
Hilarious floor show, fellas. You may leave now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83166924
your reddit hugbox is that way

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>>83166955
They were comedians making some jokes. Obviously

[Anonymous No.]

it's hilarious how horseshoe'd by both sides bisexual people are

[Anonymous No.]

>>83166955
kys fag

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>>83166372
you're on /vt/ by the way, maybe you got lost on your way to /pol/ or /lgbt/?

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>>83163788
Bisexuals are real there just aren't any in Hololive

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>>83168310
what a foolish claim

[Anonymous No.]

>Was in love with a girl
>Though that Shion was into her and considered fucking her
>Let Kanata try to get her off
>That whole MV with gura
>Would like to get roughly fucked, spanked and strangled by a group of muscular men
She is clearly bisexual, but she prefers getting dicked

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>>83161747
Yes, and it's because all hololive girls are lesbians until proven otherwise.

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>>83161747
She came on to Kiara, who is the chief lesbo of EN, in the changing room and made her blush.

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>>83163788
If there are no teams and everyone is bisexual We will have to find a new enemy.

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>>83168954
>That whole MV with gura
But she has no relationship with gura nor does she want one

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>>83168310
There's 2 holos that said they're bisexual. Ollie even said it on membership and I believe it because she's fucking retarded and way too honest. Also she creeped out Kiara a few times by getting way too horny around her and even asked Kiara if she wasn't disgusted by it.

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>>83169124
Imagine I made a music video where it was implied that I had gay sex with a co-worker, among other music videos, like a "joke" MV of me getting married to another man.

You would 100% call me a faggot for it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine just needs time to circle back around from being class S to cutting loose with guys and then ultimately finding the right girl to settle down with.

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>>83169345
she has no relationship with gura nor does she want one

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>>83169579
Just wait a minute. You're protesting too much.

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>>83169225
Sometimes I feel like OkaKoro is real. They are too reminiscent of actual lesbians I've known sometimes.

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>>83170030
OkaKoro are just family playing it up as a joke, KoroMama even treats Okayu like her own daughter

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Enough about Marine, what about Lamy? What is her deal?

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>>83170501
She is unironically marinesexual

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>>83170430
That's kind of what I mean though. There's a genuine domestic and familial quality to their relationship which goes beyond most friendships. I'm certain you're right but if they actually came out I wouldn't be as surprised as I should be.

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>>83170994
I pretty much agree, but stuff like literally getting married during the New Year MV makes me think that they are just having fun.

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>>83169345
Congratulations for coming out anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, let's do this
Bisexual:
>Marine
>Ollie
>Coco
Lesbian:
>Polka
>Miko
>Laplus
>Flare
>Kiara
>Kanata
>Shion
>Ao
Mostly straight, but doesn't mind eating some pussy
>Noel
>Lamy
>Nerissa
>Fuwamoco
>Ame
>Gura
>Aloe
>Choco
Straight, but can't say no
>Mel

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
She is lesbian untill she meets me.

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>>83161747
Kayfabe. She backpedaled hard when Shion offered and made sure she would never try that shit on her again by publicizing the events on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83171563
>That time when Marine stopped Lamy from eating her pussy
Yeah, it's kayfabe

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>>83171563
>>83171843
The issue is that Marine is a mentalcel.
She isn't disgusted by female bodies, at all, but she has this mental barrier where she can't be totally intimate with someone without some mental issues kicking in.

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>>83171843
To be fair, Lamy sneaking into Marine's house in the middle of a stream, crawling under her desk, sniffing her crotch and trying to take off her panties was pretty wild and I don't blame Marine from almost kicking her in the face

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>>83166372
BASED AND TRUE

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>>83171468
You can never convince me that Fuwamoco are not in a long-term monogamous and incestuous relationship with each other.

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>>83171468
>Kiara
>Lesbo
Oh no no no he fell for it bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>83172269
Troublesome woman...

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>>83172347
It's highly unlikely that both twins have conveniently developed an attraction for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83162604
Yeah mine
im not really a shota but i have the dick size of one

[Anonymous No.]

>>83164754
KYS Marineschizo

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>>83172321
stfu

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>>83166483
>locked her “former” crush in her room to fuck her brains out after the stream
Based horny pirate

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[Anonymous No.]

>>83173146
you fool, that means you're dying, too!

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>>83171468
>Fuwamoco
>Mostly straight
Mococo strong possibility
Fuwawa is absolutely not straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
Marine is a good Christian girl. She's in a heterosexual relationship with Ao-Kun right now.

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>>83162393
2pbp

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>>83172453
You really think that Mococo has ANY say on their relationship?

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>>83173459
Correct, my name is Ao and she calls me Ao kun while we do husband and wife “activities” in my bed
BTW im not related to the Hololive talent of the same name

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>>83173015
>the hole thinks she has any power here
LOL

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>>83173459
Munching carpet... Sodoma was destroyed

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>>83173608
I actually find it hilarious how a self-admitted misogynist thinks he knows more about female sexuality than someone who has ovaries and goes through periods :)

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>>83163788
/vt/ is a shithole. Do you honestly believe a single one of the demented freaks who post here have ever interacted with a real woman outside of sending them a superchat that gets glossed over or from trying and failing to groom a 2view who can smell the creepiness off of them through their monitor? This board has no value whatsoever. It's the lowest of the low and managed to achieve what was once though impossible by becoming /trash/-tier even more so than /v/. It's a containment for the mentally deranged and third world (a synonym I know) who post endless drivel and fantasy-postings due to their complete lack of real life experience. Somehow even reddit manages to have more constructive opinions and be right twice a day. /vt/ can't even manage that much.

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>>83171468
How do you not have Reine in that list. If she's pretending to be gay she deserves an oscar. She spent 15 minutes of her last membership stream defending a yuri ship she liked when chat said it didn't make sense and legit got annoyed when chat didn't agree with her.
And that's just one instance of the many many times she lost her mind over yuri. She also has detailed knowledge of yuri fandoms. That's a lot of effort to "pretend" when just acting gay around other holomem would be enough.

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>>83171563
>>83172269
man imagine how sexy Marine must be for two holos to have wanted to fuck her unironically
I only know that she has a pretty face, but she must have a smoking body too

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>>83163788
This is the same board that thinks your eggs shrivel up and die the second you turn 25

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>>83173727
Because being gay would get her killed

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>>83173697
cozy

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>>83173758
Sadly we have never seen any image of her ass. I wish we could just see her in normal clothes becuase she talks about how big her ass is and I need to know if it's big or big for asian.

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>>83172453
It's highly likely that they have, by a lot.

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>>83173787
Isn't Marine 33 now?
Fertility decline usually starts at around 30 and is much faster than you think.

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Shion's story is made up. It was around the time when Rushia thought that Shion was fucking her husband. Shion was scared of Rushia , so she asked Marine for help and then decided on doing a sleepover and pretend that they almost fucked. This story saved Shion's life.

[Anonymous No.]

Who volunteers as traditional sperm donor inseminator?

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese women are gay by default.

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>>83173827
She has said that it is twice as big as Noel's and Noel herself has confirmed it and if you already know what Noel's looks like then it must be huge even for asian standards

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>>83174023
I'm very familiar with Noel's ass, I can confirm that it's big.

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>>83173981
>Believing anything the DSP of Vtubers has to say

[Anonymous No.]

>No one has mentioned Matuli yet
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>83174098
>DSP of Vtubers has to say
Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>83174144
Matsuri is her own tier, she will fuck anyone willing to give her a little of attention. Even a dog.

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>>83174244
I think that's called Pansexual. Which is just bi with extra steps. There's like no difference.

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>>83174244
>Even a dog
I actually remember her mentioning this years ago kek

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>>83172269
Wait, what the fuck? I don't watch holo, what are they putting in the water over there?

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>>83161747
I honestly think she is Bi, her old NND profile basically confirms that she is attracted to women too but with a preference for men, but her brain is so rotten by BL that she would rather see two homos fucking each other than have a threesome with them.
And as a trivia she also have a fetish on seeing men cumming, she probably loves all those hentai fanarts where her model is getting covered in jizz

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>>83174552
This was years ago plus Lamy was drunk and used the key that Marine gave her to her apartment, which after this incident she probably took from her lol, these kinds of things are not common occurrences in Hololive

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>>83173827
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VNgSkKUw-lI

Mori here says Marines ass is almost the same size as hers
and Mori is like 20 cm taller than Marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>83173688
YWNBAW

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>>83174905
>falling for bait that obvious

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>>83174932
>he took the bait bait

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>>83174552
Most of the holos are friends and they spend a lot of time together, so that kind of stuff happens when you put together the most degen members
>Kanata trying to get off Marine
>Chloe wanting to drink Shion's bath water
>Matsuri teasing Choco about wanting to grope her boobs, and then Choco tongue-kiss-raping her to put her in her place
>Choco having her way with Mel during their 3D stream
But to be fair, those kind of stories are mostly just friends fucking around, and they haven't talked or implied about going all the way.

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>>83174671
Imagine motorboating Marine massive ass cheeks

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the reason holomems don't get into drama with each other is that cover literally only hires lesbians but tells them that they can't date, so every holomem is in purgatory where they get intimate with each other, but don't seriously engage, creating a goldilocke zone where everyone respects each other but doesn't feel bitter, either

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>>83164513
gays actively get angry at the idea of bisexuals cause they "arent gay enough"
like as if theyre straight people trying to deflower their sanctity of being a TRUE fag.

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>>83175543
>the reason holomems don't get into drama with each other
Matsuri.

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>>83164664
That's not specific to Marine, that's a thing Japan just believes in general. Which is why some even believe doing gay stuff doesn't actually make you gay in anyway.

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>>83175735
being a sex pest isnt drama

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>>83175868
She had plenty of twitter fights with Chammers and Luna

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>>83166372
Gigabased

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>>83176122
>and Luna
good, fuck that stuck up princess bitch living on her own little island

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>>83173123
O7

Godspeed to the Captain.

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>>83175203
Are there clips of the Kanata/Marine and Matsuri/Choco things?

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>>83175203
But then there's the ASMR with Choco and Matsuri. Choco basically had a normal heart rate while Matsuri was about to have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure that Roboco was the one who almost raped Matsuri with her tongue

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>>83177987
Matsuri confirmed that she tongue kissed two holomem, so they were probably choco and roboco

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>>83175203
>>83177654
Choco is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

Collab with these two when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

[Anonymous No.]

>>83179082
Choco could easily fuck all your guy's oshis if she wanted if she hasnt already, she absolutely has fucked Mel while the other girls flirt and play, Choco fucks

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>>83180320
my oshi is the one who fucks

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>>83161747
She wants at least 4 kids, so obviously not.

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>>83180507
she better get started soon then

[Anonymous No.]

Her dad came across as quite a conservative man. He must’ve raised her daughters to be throughly bisexual.

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>>83180507
Holos are saved

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>>83180320
>Implying that fucking Mel is even remotely hard

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>>83172269
Link?

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>>83182007
This. Literally every fiber of Mel's body is continuously asking to be raped. It's a miracle that Choco-sensei was the only one who took advantage of her.

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>>83182307
I don't think I have ever seen a clip of it
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGqtJYqVgu8&t=3181s
Lamy arrives around the minute 52, and then crawls under Marine's desk not long after that (I'm phone posting so getting timestamps is a pain)

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>>83182781
Yeah in that doujin Mel was the only one who accepted Marine’s forcible sex. She was surprised a bit when Marine showed the will of impregnating her, but not necessarily unwilling to accept it.

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>>83161747
She's mostly straight but she had a lesbian/bi phase in her Christian female-only high school, and Hololive's only girls environment reignited it, specially early on. She's also an unironic hypersexual nympho so she's easily turned on by anyrhing with a sexual organ.
The only 'true lesbian' in Hololive is probably just Kanata. Maybe Kronii as well, but I don't know enough about her besides her whole best friend debacle as I've seen it being discussed on this board.

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>>83184155
>just Kanata
Why are you so sure? What about FWMC?

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>>83184155
Laplus literally has a girlfriend

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>>83184568
No she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83184334
Forgot about FWMC. Maybe them as well, but their incestuous twins nature kinda makes their whole deal a case on its own.
>>83184568
I'm sorry anon, but I don't trust anything Lapuls says anymore.

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>>83184660
She does

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I don’t know her name but one female Vtuber was talking with a member of Holo star and she literally said “All members of Holo have steady BFs”
I don’t give a shit to what those losers are saying, but what if, what if FWMC had..

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>>83184892
No she does not.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not even a single mention of Noel's roommate having hickeys after a sleepover with Flare
Shame on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>83184981
It's me. I'm the boyfriend of every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83163788
>>83164513
Being "bi" is just code for being porn addicted and perpetually horny, it’s a meme sexual attraction

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>>83184155
>She's also an unironic hypersexual nympho
she literally isn't, there have been times where the chat acts super horny about her and she has been irritated about it because she isn't horny, also speaking of Kanata there have been times where she has massaged her tits and she hasn't either felt something.
I think the only times Marine has been genuinely horny on stream is when she has talked about her love for BL or shes in situations that embarrass her like when she took that bath with Noel and you could tell by her voice how she was genuinely aroused by seeing her huge tits.

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>>83184155
>The only 'true lesbian' in Hololive is probably just Kanata. Maybe Kronii as well, but I don't know enough about her besides her whole best friend debacle as I've seen it being discussed on this board.
Miko
Kronii
Polka
Reine
Kanata
Laplus

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>>83185433
Of all those on that list Polka is the only one confirmed

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>>83185433
Explanations?

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, I think Kanata is just playing up the lesbian angle, I don't think she is interested at all in fucking anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>83184155
She's still gay as fuck

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>>83173727
I don't get this logic anon. Fujos eat up BL, does that make them faggots?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is literally fucking her girlfriend right now
https://youtu.be/pX_tWhyuS98

[Anonymous No.]

>>83186432
Ao*

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>>83186022

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>>83185610
>confirmed
You have to have hard evidence to confirm a holo is NOT strictly lesbian, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

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>>83185631
NTA, so only one I know is Polka. But she said as much on stream, after a discussion with Lamy about why yuri-baiting is bad, and why she wanted Lamy to stop saying 'daisuke' to her. Basically "If you flirt with girls, they may not know you aren't serious, and get hurt when they catch feelings for you." After Lamy left, chat was asking why it mattered to her, and she flat out said she's only ever been with girls.

[Anonymous No.]

You can tell by Noel's roommate videos that she has never handled a real penis.

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>>83185390
Anon, she literally recounted episodes of her life in which she was so turned on she had to pull up videos about bugs to break her coomer habits.
Hypersexuality doesn't mean you're turned on 100% of the time. There are ups and downs, and her sometimes depressive state is part of the downs.

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>>83187012
Based Polka, that's very thoughtful. Matsuri would be a lot less insane if the other holos toned down the yuri baiting.

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>>83187127
Well it is time for her to handle a real one. *unzip dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>83187127
Can confirm
It's very cute
And hot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>83187578
I never thought about it in that way, but it's actually pretty fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83187304
Unironically yes. The Hoshikawa arc was tragic.
But yeah, Polka is a confirmed lesbian and i'm glad she put her foot down on that.

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>>83187695
Marine is the holo who needs a futadick the most.

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>>83185610
>confirmed
but Miko has a girlfriend

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>>83187901
Was that before or after the THE HAND arc? Matsuri calmed down a lot after that. Maybe opening her ero account helped her a little.

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>>83188082
It was before ZA HANDO

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>>83161747
No Marine is 100% straight.

>>83171468
Corrections:
Marine is 100% straight, Noel and Fuwamoco are lesbians, Shion, Lamy and Ame are 100% straight and fuck dogs

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>>83174097
>>83174023
Noel's ass is flat. 2*0 is 0 so Marine's ass is also flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>The hoshikawa ntr arc
I completely forgot about that. Gundou is literally the villain of a ntr doujin. What a fucking whore.

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>>83161747
She actually reproduces completely asexually, like bacteria. Every few months she splits into two complete Marines.

Fuck you and your stupid question OP

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>83188703
I'd actually clone Marine if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine has a boyfriend

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>>83188517
You have been posting this shit for three years now >>14412357

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189031
Noelassschizo...

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>>83189031
Imagine pushing a rrat for that long that is completely false

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189031
>>83189276
I am right and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>We have been timelooping the same threads, baits, rrats and discussions for more than 3 years already
>Marine is still not pregnant

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>>83189430
We're just edgy reddit now

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>>83189418
Right about what?
Your first post was you going
>wahhhhhhh the EVIL ICHIMI SAID THIS TOTALLY FALSE THING AND IF YOU BELIEVE THIS THING THEN YOU ARE OWNED!!
But now you seem to be asserting that le evil ichiminz were the ones who were right.
You're just schizophrenic and have no coherent beliefs

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189656
Marine's ass is flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189738
You claimed that le inchiminz falsely called Noel's ass flat.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine's ass is FAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189808
Noel's ass is flat and so is Marine's.
Also Noel is a lesbian and Marine is straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189854
So the ichichads were right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
>Thinking a pirate captain would limit herself to only one kind of booty
She wants it ALL, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189854
12.5% of your post correct, you'll need to attend retakes at the end of the semester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189903
No because they disagree with what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189939
So you were lying when you said this
>But ichimi said Noel's roommate has no ass.
Why are you a liar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189938
Which parts do you think are wrong and which parts do you think are correct schizo?

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>>83190016
Everything originating from you is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83189990
Oh they were right about that part

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190063
You just said they were wrong and disagreed. You also got mad and started attacking them because they said that.
Your actions make no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83161747
Is Marine actually a pedo, or is that just part of her kayfabe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190114
Marine's ass is flat (she openly admits this) and Marine is straight.
Stay mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190183
>speaking past the point
I accept your concession, schizophrenia patient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190142
Marine molested IRL shotas so she is a pedo.

>>83190215
Cope.

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>>83190016
You made for claims in >>83189854, worth 25% of your grade each:
>Noel's ass is flat
Wrong
>and so is Marine's.
Wrong
>Also Noel is a lesbian
Half-right, she's lesbian+oniichansexual
>and Marine is straight
Wrong

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>>83190233
You're the one coping, schizo. You literally conceded that I'm right by not refuting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190183
>Marine's ass is flat (she openly admits this)
Every time I've heard Marine or any other Holomem talk about her ass they've always said it's fat as fuck. Which parallel universe are you from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190233
>Marine molested IRL shotas so she is a pedo.
So the memes were true? damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190380
2×0 is 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83169124
>>83169579
>admits she would want a high school romance with Gura
Just because you anti "the shark" doesn't mean you make up shit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190453
You're the only person in existence to claim that Noel has "zero" ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190453
What the fuck does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190304
Flare, Noel and Shion all hate Marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190500
She never admitted anything of the sort.

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>>83190505
Noel herself would agree with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>83190594
No she wouldn't.

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>>83190536
>Marine's only friend is Pekora, the straightest holomem
It really makes you think

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>>83190500
>anti "the shark"
Yuridanshits are delusional

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>>83190697
Pekora hates Marine as well.
Marine's friends are Aqua, Lamy, Lui and Ao.

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>>83190867
Pretty funny how Marine likes Gura way more than Lamy.

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>>83190919
Marine stopped hanging out with Lamy as much when she realized that Lamy wanted to unironically eat her pussy. Not worth the drama. 2D cunny was safer.

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>>83191194
Marine never liked Lamy.

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>>83191246
Retard. Marine and Lamy are basically best friends

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>>83191474
They're not.

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>>83191510
Yes they are you fucking schizo

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>>83191474
No they're not. Gura is Marine's best friend which is why she wants to date her.

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>>83191531
nuh-huh

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>>83191573
Marine doesn't give a shit about Jay's prostitute besides using her to get views

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>>83191606
Watch streams Jpnig

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>>83191674
https://streamable.com/k7o5na

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>>83191681
>that laugh
yikes

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>>83161747
She's probably the type of girl who would sexually harass her girl friends jokingly but if some girl tries to take her seriously, she folds like a fucking origami because she's actually straight as fuck and don't see other girls as potential romantic partners.

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>>83192217

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>>83186432
>She actually fucked her highschool lesbian crush
Based, I hope they had sex while Marine was wearing her pirate outfit

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>>83185390
She literally wore out her magic wand and replaced the head with cloth

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>>83185102
Those were clearly marks from an xbox controller

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>>83192596
She's not a nympho though. They engage in sex compulsively and often without the pleasure that comes with it for normal people.

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>>83184568
post a picture of her girlfriend

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Aren't her dad is also a huge horndog?
She mentioned that a few times.

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>>83192808
Did her dad fuck her when she was in kindergarten?

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>>83192684
That perfectly describes Marine.

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>>83192883
>25-28
Christmas cakes are delusional

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>>83192808
Her dad wants to fuck Choco-sensei

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>>83193228
Who doesn't?

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I wonder what marine's dad think about the sexual fantasies of her daughter

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>>83193091
Laplussy isnt a christmas cake

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>>83193228
She gave him her number, so he probably already did

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>>83194210
I wouldn't be surprised if Choco-sensei likes old men.

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>>83194369
She wanted to experience getting molested in a train, so she probably asked Marine's dad to blackmail her

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>>83192883
Everyone always assumes La+ is an e-kitten because she plays FPS and hangs out with guys. What they fail to realize is that she's actually just a loser like them who just wants a dommy mommy to take care of her while she contributes nothing except sleeping and playing vidya

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>>83195103
She's such a loser that she meets up with her favorite FPS streamer guys IRL.

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>>83161747
It doesn't matter she will never fuck you.

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>>83195388
She's a loser, not a completely fucking worthless social invalid like you. Unless you're implying someone can't hang out with dudes in real life without feeling the irresistible urge to tug on their dicks and chug their cum. If so, I assure you that's just you being a massive faggot and that the rest of us actually like women and don't harbor sexual thoughts about every guy we talk to

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>>83196065
Nice meltdown, lapcuck.

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Laplus is a whore

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>>83161747
She's gotten naked with Noel in baths at least twice. At some point it doesn't really matter what she's REALLY interested in. She walks the walk. The fans are happy.

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>>83192217
This is 99% of hololive.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkTH61qjcM8

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>>83193525
Me.
She didn't live up to the hype, other girls are prettier and don't have the menhera baggage of an aging gyaru who fucked her teacher.

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>>83199921
>She didn't live up to the hype, other girls are prettier
Who? Choco is hot as fuck

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Choco fucked Marine's dad

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>>83201600
It's true desu. I'm Marine's dad desu. I fucked Choco-sensei desu.

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>>83161747
retard

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>>83162393
yeah for me

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>>83161747
It's 2024 and retards keep asking this. How dense and stupid do you have to be to not grasp that she's bisexual.

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Marine literally said that she doesn't trust men and that they are dangerous creatures like, the last month. So even if she is bisexual, she would be much happier with a woman with mega boobs and a strap on.

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>>83166230
The weird thing is irl the other guy is the flamboyant one

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>>83172453
twins are alway weird
Its kinda crazy to see the number of twin actors on porn sites

I would be more surprised to know that they never tried to do anything funny in their lives.

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>>83161747
There are no lesbians or bisexuals in hololive. Business yuri makes fans happy, so that's what happens.

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>>83209979
False.

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>>83161747
whore

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>>83212051
Which part is false? I said a few things.

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>>83212083
Your claim to know that none of them are bisexual and that all must be business because it make your penis feel better.

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>>83212238
If you want to believe it, then go for it. I live in reality where this is not all that common in Japan compared to the West, and the benefits of business yuri it for content is obvious.

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>>83212455
>He thinks there aren't lesbians in Japan
lmao ok Chud

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90% of HL has to be kayfabe. I have no doubts in my mind some members are gay as shit, but business yuri absolutely wins out over the genuine cases. I'm split in Marine being genuine but as with the incidents other anons mentioned she's likely kayfabe, cause if she wasn't then she absolutely would have grabbed the opportunity to get eaten out, at the very least after the stream, unless she fucking hated Lamy to begin with, and i'm just not sure that's the case. It's blurry for Marine because of how much of her character is amping up her horniness.
>>83172033
Which makes this pretty ironic, it's a behavior i saw in some chick i know as well, where she'd constantly seek out the things that either aroused her, or scared her, to confront them, but flaking out literally every time with zero change/growht happening somehow. I'm not sure what it's indicative off, but it strengthens the case of this all just being kayfabe.

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>>83169345
I'm calling you a faggot for even suggesting it. In fact, I'd call you a faggot independently of anything you do or say anon. <3

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Hololive talents are not your average street whores who happened to get a vtuber job. They all fans of otaku culture which is all about idealizing and lewding cute girls. Holos are essentially awkward NEETs who drool over cute anime girls so much they want to become one. They flirt and ***yuribait*** with other girls because they want to and enjoy it, not because they have to fill a quota or be popular. Pekora is really shy and doesn’t need to say sexual things to be popular. The word yuribait itself is entirely made up by western cucks and it's not real. "They're all putting on an act" is really the most classic western cope.

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>>83215166
Ehhhh?

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>>83215166
This is literally true. I'm almost certain there are more talents in Holo who are attracted to women than not, be it lesbian or bi

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>>83161747
I wonder too. In regards to Shion, Noel and Flare and even Pekora. Pekora sang Agony by Kotoko so if she's one and has hung around Marine, it might be possible.

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>>83217615
I think so too but we have to remember Holo is idol culture. Relationships between girls are seen as pure because it leaves them "open to a man" - the hikki-ass parasocial fuckers. Business yuri sells, girls admitting they have a bf immediately destroys some marketability, however small in comparison to if an irl idol would do so. As such it's not entirely unreasonable to think at least some of them are playing up the character. But then again, most of them need to have streamer tism and that often comes with being any sort of sexuality that isn't only straight.

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>>83161747
You will never know and it doesn't matter. The way people go on about it in threads is the same way weirdos go on about anime characters, whether they're gay, lesbian, trans, or just crossdressers. It's a character. Chill.

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>>83215166
>>83217615
These are unironic weeaboos who have never been to a JP con and think that it's any different than US cons. You would have to go to a PRIDE event to find a bigger collection of queer people outside of big US cons. Likewise, Comiket and other cons are prime places to find an adorable JP girlfriend if you're gay. Especially if you are white, for whatever reason, fujos love white girls, it's literally so free. If you are a white, in shape, weeby gay girl, I promise you that learning Japanese and going to cons is unironically a lucrative practice. Now if the Japanese government would federally recognize gay marriage so that I can immigrate...

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>>83172849
based

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>>83209979
Statistically impossible
>>83219564
Now I wanna go to Japan to try and get a weeb gf at comiket

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>>83166372
you are retarded

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>>83222835
I mean either it's true or it isn't nothing to do with statistics

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>>83228761
What I meant was that the odds of there being not a single lesbian or bisexual in a group of 70 women is unlikely.

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>>83161747
prison gay

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>>83161747
I can never be marine's girlfriend....

what's the point of living

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>>83196065
>She's a loser, not a completely fucking worthless social invalid like you
What an insane thing to say lmao

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Which vtuber coming out would be the best?

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>>83195103
>>83196065
Anon, you seem to be misunderstanding something. Laplus might be a loser like you, me, and everyone here, that's correct. And losers end up /here/ and are stuck wanting for someone to take care of them, that's also true.
But the above fate is reserved only for guys. And this one might be a surprise for you, but Lap-chan is a girl. Loser girls don't end up in despair in internet cesspits, loser girls get groomed into becoming e-kittens.

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>>83173697
>having sex is the only value you can have as a person
ok incel

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>>83229173
To be more specific, even with a modest estimate of 3% of women being bisexuals/lesbians, the chance that no girl in Hololive is a sexual minority is about 14%. If we take a more generous percentage of 5%, then it's 26 times more likely that someone genuinely likes girls in Hololive than the opposite where everyone is heterosexual.

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>>83214659
> I'm split in Marine being genuine but as with the incidents other anons mentioned she's likely kayfabe, cause if she wasn't then she absolutely would have grabbed the opportunity to get eaten out, at the very least after the stream, unless she fucking hated Lamy to begin with, and i'm just not sure that's the case.
The thing is, we don't really know what happens off stream. Some holos are willing to share a lot of stuff with their fans, but they will never talk about their sexual life, specially if it involves a coworker. Marine and Shion probably were just playing it up to have a funny story to tell and don't bring too much attention to Shion getting drunk while being underage, but Lamy's story was pretty spontaneous and for all we know she could have immediately crawled back under the desk the moment Marine ended the stream. We will never know.

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>>83209298
Marine would rather date a bear than a man

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>>83235265
Makes sense, since she's also a bear.

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>>83214659
Marine is 100% lying about everything. She's a normal straight woman who has never given out any actual info about her real self.

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>>83238070
Except for her age, which slipped out in several streams and became the biggest meme on her channel.

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>>83238355
She is lying about that too.

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>>83238396
you can find her exact birthdate if you go looking for it
spoiler: it matches with what marine self-admitted

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>>83238524
No you can't. There's no proof that that's her actual birthdate.

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>>83238561
what's the proof you have that she lied about everything?

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>>83238577
Because that's what she does. Everyone in hololive lies about everything. They play characters.

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>>83238618
oh ok you shouldve clarified that you are a liar yourself

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>>83238618
>this is what schizos actually believe

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>>83238653
What have I lied about?

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>>83235264
Qrd on Lamy's thing?

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>>83238695
>Everyone in hololive lies about everything.
does not follow from
>They play characters.
because they obviously aren't roleplaying 100%, more like 10-20% and sometimes even lower

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>>83238735
They are roleplaying all the time.

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>>83238759
no proof

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>>83238794
Marine is horny 100% of the time and that's just her roleplaying.

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>>83238818
im also horny 100% of the time tho

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>>83238848
You're a loser on the internet.

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>>83238906
im actually a semi-successful game dev so thats gotta be a projection right there famalam

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>>83238701
See >>83172269 and >>83183994

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>>83172269
>>83238990
95% of this shit is made up.

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>>83238990
The fuck, how is Lamy not fired if shit went down that way.

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>>83239438
Sniffing your co-workers pussy does not violate their contract, it seems.

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>>83239438
It was just a prank bro

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>>83239438
None of that happened.

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>>83239438
Not a rape if no penis

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>>83239438
Marine and Matsuri have done worse things
Also
>You suddenly realize that Lamy was complaining about not being able to do more ero stuff
Troublesome woman

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>>83239438
It was consensual