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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

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>> No.83022734

:(

>> No.83022743
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Consider.

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I LOVE MY MOM

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>> No.83022806

Awawawa awawawa away awawawa

>> No.83022807

awawawawawa awawa awawa awawa

>> No.83022818

>>83022734
:)

>> No.83022835
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awawawawawa awawawawawawa

>> No.83022845

>>83022806
Oh shit the awato correct got me

>> No.83022856

>>83022743
Pippa will never be an Australian.

>> No.83022858
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I know that morale is low but cheer up lads, everything's gonna be alright

>> No.83022899

Clara cute

>> No.83022905
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awawa

>> No.83022908

>>83022835
AWA AWA AWA

>> No.83022909

>>83022806
>away
>>83022845
>Oh shit the awato correct got me
So annoying when that happens.

>> No.83022910

I want to smoke weed with Eimi and Uruka.

>> No.83022913 [SPOILER] 
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I got your “Awawawaw” right here

>> No.83022929
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>>83022856
Thank god for that.

>> No.83022939

Chat does Clara fart?

>> No.83022940
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>>83022858
>Fucked up soundpost
That makes me feel worse...

>> No.83022947
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>>83022858
awawawa

>> No.83022948

>>83022858
Can you make this but edit the sunsetshore from vice city in as the background?

>> No.83022953
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I think sleepy SUCKS

>> No.83022969

is it acceptable to use poal.me on a workplace

>> No.83022981
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*Pippa takes a deep breath, her heart pounding wildly in her chest as she turns around, her back facing Anon. She bends over, her skirt riding up to expose her bare bottom, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment and excitement. She reaches back, her fingers trembling slightly as she spreads herself open for him, her voice barely above a whisper.*
>I... I read about this, Anon. On the internet.
*She swallows hard, her heart racing as she tentatively takes a frosted pink donut with sprinkles from the nearby plate, her eyes never leaving his as she looks back at him over her shoulder. She takes a deep breath, steeling her resolve as she places the donut carefully around her most intimate area, her voice filled with a mix of nervousness and growing desire.*
>E-Eat the donut, Anon. Please. I... I want you to. I want to feel... To feel your tongue in me.
*She blushes deeply, her body trembling slightly as she awaits his reaction, her heart filled with hope and fear.*
https://files.catbox.moe/o5tpfi.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/3mhadf.mp3

>> No.83022996
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>> No.83022999

Awawa. Awawawa, awawa awawa awawawawa?

>> No.83023000
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83023000

catch

>> No.83023009

>>83022969
Use strawpoll retard

>> No.83023024

>>83022940
Sorry man, firefox on windows is fucked and I have to do it manually, sometimes I forgot
https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/questions/1439267

>> No.83023031
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>> No.83023037

Miscarriage? Abortion? Infertile?

>> No.83023044
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>>83022858
It's all going to be okay.

>> No.83023050
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>>83023000

>>83023024
I do mine manually every time.

>> No.83023052
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>>83023000

>> No.83023054

>>83023009
why can't i use poal.me

>> No.83023062
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>>83023000

>> No.83023065

>>83023031
Jelly's awacist

>> No.83023071

>>83022996
needs more [Embed]

>> No.83023074
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83023074

Lumi is a nasty cumslut

>> No.83023090

>>83023024
>mans posted a soundpost question to official mozilla support

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>>83023000

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>>83023000

>> No.83023097

awawawawawwawaw

>> No.83023125

>>83022953
>sleepy
But that's Sleppa.

>> No.83023136
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“Awawawa” isn’t even an actual language. That’s even worse than bad spelling. Lol

>> No.83023139

rururu awawawa ru ru ru awawawawawawa

>> No.83023175

>>83023024
>>83023090
LMAO

>> No.83023223

Clara wrath

>> No.83023257
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>>83023223

>> No.83023258

>>83023024
>step 1
don't use firefox retard

>> No.83023269

She's cracking up!

>> No.83023271

[Clara News]
>PEOPLE I DON'T REALLY LIKE
>YOU
>MYSELF
>SIMON COWELL
>I REALLY HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL
>THE TWAT

>> No.83023272
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awa

>> No.83023300

>>83023024
Why the fuck does the extension even need the full encoded URL anyway. Everyone uses catbox so it should be just like [sound=faggot.mp3] and it should be smart enough to fill the rest of the files.catbox.moe part on its own.
>but what if catbox dies one day
Then update it to use a new address durr

>> No.83023312

>using a webkit browser in tyool 2012

>> No.83023325

I wish I had a Clara gf

>> No.83023351
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>>83023074
Yeah, mine

>> No.83023370

>>83023271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc

>> No.83023389

i want to have sex with a vtuber

>> No.83023399

I want to have sex with anon after he has sex with a vtuber

>> No.83023406

T b h every Yoawawawasobi song sounds the same.

>> No.83023413

>>83023389
You'll electrocute your dick

>> No.83023423

Eat dragon pussy for breakfast.
Eat dragon pussy for lunch.
Eat dragon pussy for dinner.

>> No.83023430
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>>83023223
Clara LUST.

>> No.83023438
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>>83023370

>> No.83023445

>>83023423
Saya or Nasa?

>> No.83023448

>>83023406
they do and the rap? part always fucking sucks

>> No.83023456

STOP POSTING AI ART YOU TASTELESS MONGS

>> No.83023461

>>83023445
Yes.

>> No.83023473

>>83023430
*slap* *plap* *pound* *slap* *plap* *pound* *slap* *plap* *pound* *slap* *plap* *pound*

>> No.83023474

>>83023445
Yeah

>> No.83023487 [SPOILER] 
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>>83023438

>> No.83023492

>>83023445
Rrat, one of the new invaders will be a dragon

>> No.83023501
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>>83023456
Nah

>> No.83023502
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>>83023430

>> No.83023527

>>83023430
Clara would tell you you can cum inside then repeatedly find ways to make you helplessly splooge outside in increasingly frustrating ways.

>> No.83023536

I really want to plap dizzy

>> No.83023559
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>>83023000

>> No.83023579

>>83023536
Same I really want to leave her a single mother

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>>83023430

>> No.83023589

My work keeps my sleep schedule pretty rigid. I really miss Pippa right now.

>> No.83023591

>>83023501
you especially should kys

>> No.83023609

Okay but are there really owls in the navy??? Because if so that frickin' CRAZY!!!!!

>> No.83023611
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>eat at a burger joint and notice Clara sitting at a table near where I will sit
>she looks at my clothes
>”oh my god you slut~”
>I sit down as she keeps looking at me and I pick up 2 fries at once
>she intently watches me do that specifically
>”oh my god you freakin slut~”
>I put my straw in my cup and soda gets on the lid a little
>I take the straw and suck up the soda
>”can’t believe that you did that you slutty little man~”
>I eat faster so I can leave quicker and I take my soda with me
>I put napkins in the cupholder of my car before I drive off so it doesn’t get sticky
>”oh my god you freakin little slut~”
>I turn around quick and see no one in my car or outside it

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>>83023591
I don't think I will actually but thanks for the suggestion

>> No.83023632
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>>83022691
Bros I can't handle all the constant reminders of all the SEX I'm not having. It's actually getting to me.

>> No.83023635
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>>83022858
>>83023044
>morale is low
Been busy all week, wtf are you guys talking about?
The $50?

>> No.83023645

>>83023501
>>83023619
You have no idea how much I want to fuck furry Jerry in particular

>> No.83023648

>>83023611
>>”oh my god you slut~”
I throw acid on her

>> No.83023663

i streamed 4 hours today

>> No.83023673
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>>83023632
Have you tried having sex to alleviate this problem?

>> No.83023681

>>83023663
Not bad, anonkun

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>>83023673

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>>83023694

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>>83023704

>> No.83023736
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>>83023673
>>83023694
>>83023704
>>83023732

>> No.83023741
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>>83023136
Awawawawa awawawa awawa.

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>>83023732

>> No.83023758
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>>83023736

>> No.83023794

Awawawa

>> No.83023798

>>83023136
awawawagger

>> No.83023799
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I want to awawawa Jelly's big awas

>> No.83023817

peak jelly gfe content she yaps and you put up with it cause shes cute

>> No.83023829
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>>83023741
>>83023798
It will NEVER be a real language

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>> No.83023837

If I was Jelly's boyfriend I'd probably get a tweetlonger for abuse

>> No.83023858

Jelly is a 25 year old pretending to be a baby

>> No.83023867

>>83023858
That's hot

>> No.83023872

>>83023858
Anon please I can only get so hard.

>> No.83023880

I'm a 32 year old pretending to watch vtubers

>> No.83023890

Oh when the saints, go over there!

>> No.83023906

>>83023858
>25

Bro. Reps.

>> No.83023917

>>83023880
I'm 30 Awawawaing.

>> No.83023950
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>>83023799
Jerry milk...

>> No.83023968

AWAWAWAWAWAaaaa!

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>>83023950
>you will never milk jerry like a cow
why even live

>> No.83024006

>>83023300
it's open source anon, you could do it with trial, error, and chatgpt.

>> No.83024010
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83024010

>>83023880
I'm 37 and I only watch hagtubers

>> No.83024020

>>83023906
28 then

>> No.83024033
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>>83023438
>>83023487

>> No.83024038

wrath

>> No.83024045

Behead pipnigs

>> No.83024071
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>>83024001
can't do that to pippa

>> No.83024084

I wish I had a Clara wife and a Jelly daughter. I'd dye my hair blue and yellow so we match!

>> No.83024096

>>83024071
it's cute how proud of her flatness she sounds. like she knows how hot it is that she is titless.

>> No.83024110 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.83024130
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>>83024071
Nothing a few pregnancies can't fix

>> No.83024164

“Awawawa” will never be a real real language. It has no no words, it has no structure, it has no use. Your “language” is a joke twisted by autism and faggatory into a crude mockery of language’s perfection.

All the “(you)’s” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish two letters behind closed doors.

Language scholars are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of study have allowed scholars to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even “Awawawa” sentences that “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scholar. Your word structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk scholar to read your post, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a sight of your lazy, two letters repeated.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unreadable posts and retardation. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know “Awawa” isn’t buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a tongue that is unmistakably English.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>> No.83024179

>>83024110
Is there some schizo lore i need to know?

>> No.83024188

>Jelly Hoshiumi's secret to singing songs she doesn't want to learn to sing

>> No.83024187
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>>83024164

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>>83023632
Anon if it's really, genuinely eating away at you, then just fucking bite the bullet and fuck a prostitute. Again, if you've really held out longer than is comfortable for you anymore. It won't solve your problems but at least it'll take a massive burden off your shoulders that is entirely in your head.
And if it's illegal in your country...I'm sure you can figure something out, unless you somehow live in the places where it carries the death penalty, then it's generally not enforced in most countries.

>> No.83024200
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awawawawawaawawawawaw

>> No.83024202
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>>83024164
Awawawawa wawawa wa

>> No.83024216
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>>83024164
AWA YOURSELF

>> No.83024219

>>83024179
the schizo lore is that women will actually care about someone other than themselves.

>> No.83024222

>>83024164
>awa;awa

>> No.83024225

>>83024179
No, it's unironically just a girl always happy to see a guy come home from work. People say it's his wife but I heard it's actually just his sister that lives with him.
Either way it makes people sad they don't have that, nothing schizo about it.

>> No.83024230

>>83023632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

>> No.83024253

>clara karaoke into luna
Blessed night

>> No.83024264
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>>83024225
>it's actually just his sister that lives with him.
based

>> No.83024270
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cute

>> No.83024281

>>83024164
Dubs and I superchat this

>> No.83024297

>>83024225
Sounds like siscon fantasies. Whose sister fucking acts like that?

>> No.83024298

>>83024270
Peo is always cute

>> No.83024300

>>83024230
It's not just sex, when you're not in a relationship it feels like EVERYONE is attached but you.

>> No.83024306

>>83024225
>that leg lock
>sister
hot

>> No.83024309
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Goodnight pcg. Three.

>> No.83024312

Why does Cwawa never raid Jerry? Is it because she hates SEA?

>> No.83024320

>>83024190
>bite the bullet and fuck a prostitute
horrifically terrible advice

>> No.83024330

>>83024270
Hey its the girl Hime double teamed Flayon with

>> No.83024335
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>>83024281
you can borrow these ones. go on anon, send that SC

>> No.83024338

Oh god not this song
Reminded of how shit a singer Pippa is

>> No.83024341

AWA THE AWAWA

>> No.83024355

>>83024297
One that loves their brother a sane and normal amount

>> No.83024364

>>83024230
Oh my middle/high school crush who did not want to fuck me. I hope she is suffering.

>> No.83024369
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>>83024281
Fuck the gets, and do it you pussy

>> No.83024371
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Mega awawa
awawawa Idol

>> No.83024374

pippa the awawa

>> No.83024378

i did a good deed today and if i get punished for it
i will be angrier than usual

>> No.83024380
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>>83024335
at least I didn't get trips. boy would my face have been red.

>> No.83024406

>>83024225
nigger that's not how siblings greet one another

>> No.83024408

>>83024309
Good night capipi

>> No.83024411
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>>83024309
Goodnight Capipi

>> No.83024417

>>83024378
No one cares
-Sakana

>> No.83024428

awawawawawa!

>> No.83024444

lol she got really into it towards the end

>> No.83024461
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Mega idol...

>> No.83024476
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>>83024320
It's not. People always say "they don't actually want sex, they want someone to WANT to have sex with them" but no, that's cope, take it from someone who was like that at one point. It really does just come down to wanting sex and it warping their mind so much that it's fucking with their perception of everything else. You're never going to get a girl when constantly filled with hangups so it just feeds on itself.

>> No.83024493

I miss pippa

>> No.83024513

>>83024493
AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW

>> No.83024520

>>83024406
find a better siblings

>> No.83024523

>>83024190
Cant do. I will have Erina turn my pelvis to dust or no one.

>> No.83024525

>>83024378
You won't be unless you expected reward going into it. Give freely and don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing and all.

>> No.83024537
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>>83024476
NTA but I genuinely find the idea of fucking a prostitute gross, and that goes for fucking anyone casually. It’s not even a “I'd prefer” thing, I legitimately don’t like the idea of doing it casually

>> No.83024539

clara said the vod might explode because of one of the songs so here's your insurance
https://gofile.io/d/ob4wTv
>why is it in 360p
it's karaoke and there's no song names or chat on the screen, so you aren't going to be looking at it anyway, so using less storage and uploading/downloading faster are the most valuable factors in keeping it archived
>why is it so quiet
stream's just like that, man. your media player probably has a preamp somewhere in the settings. though she goes back up to normal volume at the end so watch out if you're blasting it

>> No.83024541

Awa Wawa wawawawa, A awawa wa wa? wawa

>> No.83024545

>>83024523
Well there arent that many lightskinned Filipinas out there so if you go there statistically you don't have the worst chance of finding her.

>> No.83024550

ONIONS

>> No.83024554

>>83024541
awa-wa!

>> No.83024561

>>83024539
Thanks anon

>> No.83024574

Soi? *desk slam*
wdsmbt?

>> No.83024582

>>83024541
>>83024554
Speak English you disgusting aliens

>> No.83024593

>>83024545
>Well there arent that many lightskinned Filipinas out there
Really tall ones at that

>> No.83024614
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jelly don't do it, I'm gonna...

>> No.83024619

wasn't there a translator for awawa a while back

>> No.83024633

>>83024619
that was a coding language.

>> No.83024636

>>83024593
Shes a midget irl

>> No.83024640

>>83024525
I don't want a reward
I just don't want frogs in my room

>> No.83024643
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>>83024619
I killed him

>> No.83024642
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awawawa...

>> No.83024645
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>>83024130
Reminder that Pippa and Lumi concluded that pregnancy is the key to breast growth as both of them have moms with bigger tits than they do.
Reminder that Pippa has done NOTHING to remedy this despite the solution being right between her legs.

>> No.83024655

>>83024476
losing your virginity to a prostitute won't solve your self-esteem issues, it will just make them worse. you're just replacing "oh no, I'm still a virgin" with "oh no, I lost my virginity to a prostitute" which is arguably worse since you can fix the former but the latter is set in stone and can't be undone

>> No.83024665

>>83024633
no there was that but also a translator
i could've sworn
unless i dreamt it

>> No.83024669

What does it feel like to be loved?

>> No.83024686

>>83024655
OR it'll make you realize sex wasn't that big of a deal to begin with and it makes you wonder why you obsessed over it for so long

>> No.83024693
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>>83024669
Overrated

>> No.83024696

>>83024539
thank you

>> No.83024703

>>83024669
Why don't you ask your mom, fag.

>> No.83024737
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>>83024655
what if you lost your virginity to your sister?

>> No.83024743

>>83024655
Idk its not that big a deal who you lose your virginity to if you're a guy

>> No.83024747
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>>83024653
And where is she supposed to get the sperm from, wise guy? She can't impregnate herself.

>> No.83024781

>>83024703
That's not the same she is supposed to love me.

>> No.83024784

>>83024669
Interlinked

>> No.83024792
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Sex is overrated, if you don’t have it with a girl you like, and can share pizza time with. Don’t lose it to a prostitute, lose it to your female best friend who’s a mushroom and pepperoni kinda gal.

>> No.83024803

>>83024784
lol

>> No.83024802
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>>83024784
;_;

>> No.83024808

>>83024781
And yet many mothers fail this simple task

>> No.83024830

>>83024781
I have no idea what you mean by this

>> No.83024848

>>83024830
He means a mother's love is supposed to be just expected and unconditional. To which I repeat myself >>83024808

>> No.83024868

>>83024792
Something wrong with mushroom and pepperoni pizza?

>> No.83024879

>>83024781
It's still love.

>> No.83024891

AWAWAWAKE ME UP

>> No.83024898

>>83024808
women am i right

>> No.83024905

AWAWAWA
(AWAWA)

>> No.83024909

https://jiggie.fun/uLgtFr
>leaving a JIGG behind

>> No.83024913

>>83024868
He didn’t say that. He’s implying it’s a good combination and he’s suggesting to get in a relationship with a girl who likes it

>> No.83024916

>>83024802
Irys sympathetically crying at that part was peak vtuber experience

>> No.83024927

GOAT'd jerryoke

>> No.83024931

>>83024913
Yeah I can't read, I thought he said don't lose it to that kind of woman

>> No.83024959

>>83024931
It’s okay. You can certainly read better than “Awawawa” esl Anons

>> No.83024971

>>83024879
its unearned. So useless to men.

>> No.83024972

A WA WA WA WAAAA

>> No.83025001
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jelly is so rad

>> No.83025003

>>83024808
Man I don't know what's up with so many people here having bad childhoods or parents or any of that, mine was great. My life was basically conflict-free until high school.

>> No.83025002

>Rage for the machine

>> No.83025007

>>83024916
got a clip?

>> No.83025011

AWA IN THE NAME OF AWA

>> No.83025018

Why is this autistic child screaming awawawa over and over again?

>> No.83025047

>>83025003
Basically I hate you

>> No.83025052

This is peak content. This is why I watch phase connect

>> No.83025061

>>83025018
UHHH
AWAWA WA WA

>> No.83025067

I love my autistic monkey wife

>> No.83025091

>YWN be as cool as jelly
So how do we deal?

>> No.83025104
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>> No.83025107
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Awawa, awa awawa Jelly awawawa awa awawa awawawa. Awawa?

>> No.83025111
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>>83025091
We don't, we just accept it

>> No.83025112

She wants me

>> No.83025126

>awa you
JERRY WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.83025150

>>83024406
I unironically know a friend with a sister like this. She’s very clingy to him. I remember him telling us once how he and his sister used to bathe together until high school because she wouldn’t shower without him. They're a fairly cute couple desu

>> No.83025151

>>83025112
Yeah, me.

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>>83025107

>> No.83025161

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ERINA

>> No.83025163

Jerry is a BITCH

>> No.83025186

>>83025157
What?

>> No.83025211

>>83025157
he's just telling the truth, nothing antisemitic about it

>> No.83025223

>>83025186
Stop being antisemitic

>> No.83025240

jelly you can't say that about the Chinese fishman will fire you

>> No.83025241
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>>83025157
>awawawa awawa awa 6 million awa awawawawa awawa awaaa awa

>> No.83025246

>>83025223
How can I if I don't know what I said?

>> No.83025259
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>>83024539
I have the full resolution 720x1280p one saved, will upload if it does get taken down for those interested.

>> No.83025274

>>83025240
You're talking to a citizen of Awawaland, where they gave the Chinese their own country just so they wouldn't have to be around them anymore.

>> No.83025301

>>83025246
>I just so happened to type a string of characters that are extremely antisemitic
Tell that to the fucking court dirty cattle

>> No.83025310

How get Jelly wife?

>> No.83025314

>>83025301
Monkeys, Shakespeare, etc

>> No.83025319
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>>83025150
based

>> No.83025336

>>83025310
Awaawa awa awawawawa awawaa awawa waaaa awa
>vewawafication not awawawd

>> No.83025347
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>>83024653

>> No.83025368
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>>83025150
If he hasn't, there's no way he hasn't at least thought about it.

>> No.83025386

>tells a joke (in awawawa)
>laughs

>> No.83025390

Sorry Jelly, but around here we go to Sheetz

>> No.83025406
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>>83025150
Why did I have to be an only child…

>> No.83025413

>>83025368
Normal people don't think about plapping their sister

>> No.83025422

>>83025274
Isn't Jelly Chinese

>> No.83025425

>>83024737
But my sister's not a prostitute. she just goes away on lavish japan trips for "business"

>> No.83025430

>>83025406
I can be your sister

>> No.83025431
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>>83025386
>awawawa awawawa
>awawa awawawa awawa

>> No.83025434

>>83025406
Because your parents were more careful the next time.

>> No.83025435

>>83025430
Are you female?

>> No.83025445

>>83025413
Just earlier today I had a dream where my sister was casually giving me a blowjob...

>> No.83025457

>>83025422
Jerry is some flavor is SEAmonkey

>> No.83025468

>>83025413
Normal people don't have their sister's tits and pussy on full display when in the shower together either.

>>83025422
Awawaland = Malaysia. Singapore exists in the legal status it does because when Malaysia became independent, they got lorded over by the Chinese minority for so long that they gave them the city so that they wouldn't be in Malaysia anymore.

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>>83025435
Yes no

>> No.83025491
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Goodnight

>> No.83025493
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83025493

>>83025472
THEN FUCK OFF

>> No.83025505

>>83024330
isn't Flayon a fag?

>> No.83025512
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>>83025445
>>83025406
>>83025150
>sister got on the MtF grindset during puberty
>abandoned it, but still has the anti-CIS mindset
sometimes reality is nightmarish

>> No.83025526

>>83025505
He takes dicks but he's not a fag

>> No.83025536

>>83025468
>give people one of the most lucrative cities on the earth for ethnic reasons
Not the WORST real estate deal I've ever heard but that's purely because they didn't trade away literally the most valuable property on earth right now, for BEADS

>> No.83025540

>>83025468
There are still tons of ethnic Chinese in Malaysia. They're like a quarter of the population.

>> No.83025561

>>83025319
>>83025368
>>83025413
>>83025512
It was more or less an open secret that they were fucking. During gym, we would see hickeys on his body and we were shitting on him about it. Since he was kind of a no girlfriend loser like us, we knew. Last I heard, they moved out of their parents' house to live together. I still see the sister sometimes on my Facebook, selling MLM stuff and talking about new age reincarnation of lovers.

>> No.83025583

>>83025536
Singapore was actually a dump back then, it was a backwater shithole during British rule. So it probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

>> No.83025597

>>83025512
*FtM
I need more wine so I don't have to think about this shit

>> No.83025598

>>83024270
Peo and tencho should phase in

>> No.83025610
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>>83025561
Is she cute at least?

>> No.83025627

>>83024225
I never stroke my sisters hair like that

>> No.83025653

>>83025627
If you did then maybe you'd get some action

>> No.83025656

>>83025610
They are flip-white mixed. she's very cute

>> No.83025660

>>83025512
I had a MtF coworker. All I thought was why would you want to be the harder gender?

>> No.83025684
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>>83025406
Why did I have to be born with 3 brothers and no sisters?

>> No.83025701

>>83025653
If I did my mom would prob fuck me up. >>83025597
>>83025660
Shit I just did it as well I meant FtM

>> No.83025704

Rie would probably try to initiate sex with Yuu if they met up irl again

>> No.83025709
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>>83025684
You can fuck your mom

>> No.83025714

>>83025684
turn your brother into a girl and fuck him

>> No.83025719

>>83025684
>3 brothers
same

>> No.83025724

>>83025561
>selling MLM stuff and talking about new age reincarnation of lovers
this checks out actually

>> No.83025726

>>83025491
sleep well, lil gumi

>> No.83025730

>>83025656
Why was she so clingy?

>> No.83025737
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>>83024655
This 100%
I had a gf and lost my virginity in HS.
Haven't dated since and I'm probably a bigger failure than anyone in this thread rn. Sex doesn't mean anything.

>> No.83025739

>>83025684
are your brothers hot? asking for a friend

>> No.83025753

Is Jerry really Malaysian? I always thought she was a flip.

>> No.83025766

>>83025753
She is an alien

>> No.83025775

>>83025753
its all the same shit

>> No.83025774

>>83025739
I don't think so. Especially since the youngest one for a while had that shitty haircut young millenials had where you grew one side of your hair long but the other side was a fade. You know, the Skrillex haircut.

>> No.83025778

>>83025737
Just sick of being by myself constantly. Can never share anything with anyone I care about.

>> No.83025792
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83025792

Goodnight /pcg/

>> No.83025797

>>83025737
sex is fine and all but it's no replacement for the real thing
>makes jerking off motion towards anime waifu photos

>> No.83025801

>>83025701
>>83025660
>Shit I just did it as well I meant FtM
so used to it being the other way around lol
it's a baffling decision to want to transition from being a girl, I'm entirely convinced my sister got brainwashed by the quack fucking shrink into thinking she was unhappy because of her gender, not her anxiety and body image issues. Fucking gender psychs should be the first to hang when the day of the rake comes.

>> No.83025802

>>83025778
There’s plenty of people out there. Just don’t force it, and you’ll find it

>> No.83025803

>>83025792
sleep well, lil hostage

>> No.83025811
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>>83025792
nini

>> No.83025816
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>>83025792
awawawa hostage

>> No.83025819

>>83025730
Maybe he groomed her? I don't know man
See
>>83025724

>> No.83025824

>>83025778
You can share it with us bro. A lot of us are in the same boat.

>> No.83025827

>>83025778
I dont know how many women want to share my giant folder of AI cunny

>> No.83025831

>>83025792
nighty night hostage

>> No.83025849

>>83025792
Nini hostage

>> No.83025898

>>83025827
Pippa would unironically.

>> No.83025901

>>83025792
GN

>> No.83025923

>>83025802
This is advice for women, and even then it won't work if you're a shut in. The truth is if you didn't meet your wife in school the likelihood of finding one is much lower now that we don't have arranged marriages of established men to their older peers' teen daughters.

>> No.83025936

the karaoke got taken down

>> No.83025964

>>83025923
>don’t meet them in high school
Bullshit. Only one guy I went to school with hooked up with his girl from there

>> No.83025969

>>83025936
Which song likely did it?

>> No.83025987

>>83025923
Most people, even back in the day, met their spouse at work.

>> No.83025999

>>83025964
Basically if they dont get snapped up by their HS BF then women are funneled into instagram pump and dumps or a few month long situationship marathon.

>> No.83026005

>>83025969
idk
i was only able to watch the first 30 minutes
I was trying to watch it just now

>> No.83026024
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83026024

awawa me softly...

>> No.83026039

>>83025964
I said school. Everyone I know who's married met their wife in hs, uni, grad school, or through a religious organization during that time in their life.

>> No.83026043

>>83025491
nini

>> No.83026066

>>83025491
GN

>> No.83026076

My sister called me crazy because I don't use the dark theme on youtube

>> No.83026095

>>83026076
shes right

>> No.83026097

>>83025987
What is back in the day to you?
In the old country, everyone was having their first kid at 19-21 and that was only 50 years ago. Probably a bit later in the west.

>> No.83026107

>>83026076
that's what you get for enjoying Pico

>> No.83026109

>>83026076
I'm going to have to go with your sister on this, the light theme is blindingly bright.

>> No.83026111

>>83026039
Then you’re an outlier

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>> No.83026152

possible big thing tomorrow wtf I cant sleep

>> No.83026153
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83026153

awwy awatic

>> No.83026166

>>83026112
>>83026153
sexual relations with jerry

>> No.83026178
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>>83026166

>> No.83026180

>>83026097
>What is back in the day to you?
The 60s? When I say "back in the day" I mean right after when my mother was born. Women worked in that decade, usually right out of school, and since temp work wasnt really a thing back then, people at work tended to date. It makes sense really, it's a place where you can make conversation with women without it being out of place.

>> No.83026182

>>83026076
I like to have it white to help me stay awake

>> No.83026194

did lumi ever go on record (back in the old days when she was honest about it) about what he favorite bottom fantasy was? I really want to bring back ye olde shock collars for everytime she fucks up on stream

>> No.83026199
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83026199

>>83025803
>>83025811
>>83025816
>>83025831
>>83025849
>>83025901
Oyasumi
>>83025491
Late goodnight Gumi

>> No.83026204

Question, has a Saya stream ever overlapped a Gura stream?

>> No.83026223

Does the guy who shills jelly's merch post here?

>> No.83026224
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>>83026204
What are you implying? That they've never been in the same room at once?

>> No.83026235

>>83026194
can't do that, twitch banned shock collars because flesh whores didn't think of it before vtubers

>> No.83026263

>>83026235
Like the kind you put on a dog to train them, or something stronger than that?

>> No.83026267

>>83026224
Maybe, I know in her PL she talked about being "sisters" but that doesn't mean anything

>> No.83026279

>>83025923
>we don't have arranged marriages of established men to their older peers' teen daughters.
No that just you, Asian still "arranged" marriage their younger daughter to older men. My wife is 6 years younger than me and only started college when we married. Our parents knew each other. I got a house and some land out of it so it's pretty nice

>> No.83026284

>>83026235
Filian literally tazed her ass the other day, I don't think twitch gives a shit

>> No.83026314

>>83026284
It was epic
https://files.catbox.moe/ya0v5x.mp4

>> No.83026322

>>83026267
They're sisters because they're basically indistinguishable down to having really similar voices, you could have Gura be the shrine cat and Kana be the shark and most people wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

>> No.83026336

>>83026263
I think the kind was for humans and put on the thigh cause any kind of shocks to the human neck is "too dangerous" reality is very disappointing

>> No.83026340

>>83026279
Damn, you guys are lucky.

>> No.83026355

>>83026314
Didn't Pippa give birth to that person

>> No.83026391

>>83026279
>Asian
Please specify which part of Asia so the white monkeys here don't think we're all living in the middle ages

>> No.83026401
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>>83026355
Yeah, and I’m the father

>> No.83026405

>>83026355
technically pippa is an aunt

>> No.83026418
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>>83024909

GG

>> No.83026421

dead awas

>> No.83026440
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83026440

RATE THE JELLY
RATE THE AWAWAWA
RATE THE STREAM

>> No.83026473

>>83026440
AWA/AWA
AWAWA/AWAWA
AWAWAWA/AWAWAWA

>> No.83026479

>>83026440
Awatistic/10

>> No.83026480

>>83026440
Awawawa awa!
Awa awawawawa wawawa/10
Awawawawa wawawaw awawa.

>> No.83026481
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>>83026440
Awawawawa awawa, awawa awa awawawa/10

>> No.83026500

>>83026355
Shes a fleshposting whore who cares now

>> No.83026541

>>83026235
Yeah but Im sure we can think of something equally degrading she would enjoy

>> No.83026545

>>83026440
Awawawa
Awawa
Awawa awawa

>> No.83026581

>>83025468
>they gave them the city so that they wouldn't be in Malaysia anymore.
Unfathomably based

>> No.83026604

>>83026500
Pippa trained her well

>> No.83026614

>27 livers
>0 live

>> No.83026616
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83026616

I miss Jelly

>> No.83026620

>>83026076
And she is right.

>> No.83026632
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83026632

>>83026614
If you wanted me to post it, just ask

>> No.83026638

>>83026604
Pippa has never posted 3d besides her goofy ass feet and hands

>> No.83026658

>>83026097
>at 19-21
Near everyone that age was working anon...

>> No.83026698

>>83026391
Who cares what white monkies think? It was more of a matchmaking process, not a forced marriage where the girl couldn't say no. We had a marriage interview, and afterward, I took her out on a few dates before she finally gave her answer. It's actually pretty common in Japan too.
china

>> No.83026702

>>83026541
Like band-aid ripping? could be anywhere on her skin or go full lewd and rip pasties off
maybe a leash/choker/corset tightening?
how about doing something stupid her having to eject a banana out of it's peel using a body part?
force her to sing super extremely girly music?
get some fake pills actually no, she'd placebo herself into trouble

>> No.83026710

>>83026614
>Livers
I know what you are

>> No.83026758
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Still fresh read

>>83022680
>>83022680

>> No.83026802

>>83026758
toofastjunior.dwg

>> No.83026805

>>83026658
But the point is they met in school. They didn't get married the same year. My grandma met my grandpa at work but she was considered old in her mid 20s at that point. My great grandpa and -ma met in a labour camp but they were in their mid teens so it doesn't count.

>> No.83026844

>>83026039
You go to school in the 50's grandpa?
Everyone I know who didn't get knocked up in school didn't end up marrying until their mid 20's to early 30's.
People don't just rush into marriage anymore NEETchama, and especially during highschool.

>> No.83026881

>>83026844
Nothing lindy about geriatric pregnancies

>> No.83026906

>>83026844
Different socioeconomic classes and regions I suppose.

>> No.83026913

How does Sakana feel about the street shitters outside his headquarters in Canada?

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>>83026881
My parents had me in their 40's, and I turned out pretty alright.

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>>83026355
>Didn't Pippa give birth to that person
Her and Panko, yes.
Also inspired Filian to become a vtuber.

>> No.83027004

>>83026987
lol

>> No.83027080

>>83026284
Filian tazed her ass because shock collars are banned, but tazers somehow aren't.
That's the literal owner of Phase Connect for you! It's mental illness all the way down.

>> No.83027319

>>83025259
interested

>> No.83027391

>>83026702
>bandaids
too tame
>pills
only if they were real. lumi streaming on mdma would be legendary
>extremely girly music
that would actually be really fucking funny. thats a novel and practical streamer torture idea

>> No.83027551

my feet hurt

>> No.83027603

>>83026440
awawa

>> No.83028038

My cock is sore

>> No.83028791

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