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Anon you still love me even if I'm a 30 years old hag now, right?

>> No.82973502

i will impregnate both you and your mother

>> No.82973526

I would even love her if she was NOT a 30 yr old hag

>> No.82973541

>tfw women around my age are all hags

>> No.82973562

>>82973379
Nope, I’m getting a new oshi the moment you become a hag, sorry

>> No.82973613

>>82973562
well then get a new oshi because she already is a hag

>> No.82973874

>>82973379
I could never love someone who is 8-10 years older than me. That's pump and dump territory. If i was 30 myself then maybe but why do that when there are plenty of younger, more fertile virgin girls to go after?

>> No.82974206
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82974206

>>82973379

>> No.82974600

>>82973541
ojisan...

>> No.82974693

>>82973379
Im 35 so its pretty normal.

>> No.82974960

>>82973379
Pekora being a 30 year old autistic womanchild makes her even more attractive to me. I NEED to put a baby inside of her. Preferably triplets.

>> No.82974982

>>82973379
plap

>> No.82975024

>>82973379
Somehow my brain got wired into thinking women under 27-28 look weird and awkward and I don't know how that happened

>> No.82975059

>>82973379
Imagine banging a thirty year old wearing Pekora's outfit doing the pekora voice.

>> No.82975241

>>82973379
I legitimately only feel attracted to hags. Younger women don't even register as potential partners in my brain.

>> No.82975308
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Retards. You don't reject women over 30 for their looks. There can be times where older women start attaining sexier proportions and even settle into their faces.
It's just that they have too much perspective and standards according to their past relationships, but it's not just the good their exes compare you to, perhaps leading you to fall short.
You represent every single fuckup they've experienced. All the times they've been pumped and dumped, that their nudes get shared, where they've been raped, they see that shit in you.
You will never truly earn their trust. To them, you're just a dude who will pump and dump them, who will rape them, who will share their nudes. And still, for all that baggage they have, they will demand you'll out-earn her, you'll protect her and even forgive her if she fucks around with other men.
They'll be beautiful, no doubt, but inside they're rotten.
They're 30 year old porches with all the panels looking as beautiful as they did when they were driven off the lot, but they've been driving on salted roads for so long, their undercarriages are disintegrated by rust.

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>> No.82977081

>>82973379
You should impregnate yourself NOW

>> No.82977206

I'll take one for the team, bros. Dont worry, time to make peko prego

>> No.82977266

I would love Pekora more if she became a hag, or ended up like Pekomama. 'ate brats

>> No.82977362

>>82977266
You're in luck bro. She became a hag this year.

>> No.82977586
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you could tell me pekora was 50.
you could tell me pekora was 100.
you could tell me pekora was 200.
you could tell me pekora was 20.
you could tell me pekora was 10.
you could tell me pekora was 0.

one thing would remain absolute. i'd still love pekora.

>> No.82977762

>>82977586
>you could tell me pekora was 10.
>you could tell me pekora was 0.
uoh

>> No.82977826

>>82977586
bussy saka

>> No.82978027

>>82973379
Even more than before. We love hags around these parts.

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>> No.82980384

>>82975308
Old female hands typed that.

>> No.82980540

>>82973379
We will lose pekora genes forever if she doesn't have a baby

>> No.82980648

>>82975308
You ignore hags not for looks but because most of the time they're broken inside and not worth getting to know

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>> No.82981675

>>82973502
>i will impregnate both you and your mother
Anon, her mother is probably 60. You are NOT getting her pregnant.

>> No.82983585

>>82973379
I would do anything for a one night stand with the peko so yea

>> No.82983742
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82983742

She doesn't sound young anymore recently

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>>82973379
What are you talking about. This woman is like 111 (117?) years old.
Of course I love her.

>> No.82986767

pekora from 2021 was peak vtubing

>> No.82987127

>>82975308
Modern dating is a catch 22.
Zoomer women are mentally ill and despite being younger they are almost as worn down physically and mentally as millenial women.
Millenial women are either marreid early, or now jaded and broken. The truth is whatever you do in life, if you arne't married yo're jaded and broken at 30. You're either the incel who got jaded from now love, or the carousel rider who got jaded from jumping from person to person.
I say this as a wizard, the 30+ pool is broken and at this point a large chunk of 30+ people don't even like one another. Because you usually build up your own life, now you got thigns done (alone) you hate the idea of letting anyone have access, simply becuase they were not around for the struggles and you know that they will probably flake on you when times are hard like they flaked on everyone else, otherwise why are they single at 30+?

>> No.82987451

>>82973379
Yes, as long as vtuber is not showing her ugly self, i',m good

>> No.82988727

>>82975308
>>82987127
it ain't that bad. come on now

>> No.82988780

>>82973379
Over 18 is too old

>> No.82989551

>>82973379
I need to lovingly creampie Pekora's usagi vagina.

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>>82975308
Womenbros… what’s your response?

>> No.82992539

>>82975024
No anon, current women of that age usually have fucked up their faces by now

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