/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Tummy Hort Edition

Last thread: >>82785840
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>82808595
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>82808609
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>82808609

Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon’s pits
Wanting to be headlocked by Flayon
Amen
>>82808415
FLAYMEN
>>82808465
Mechabirbo is a myth…

[Anonymous No.]

>learning english from Bettel
That poor jpbettelion
>>82808609
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

this is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally turned on automatic captions
>they're garbage
kek

[Anonymous No.]

where is my fucking cat

[Anonymous No.]

>i will continue to use that when i go back (to japan)
people who didn’t derstand him last time he spoke about japan arc BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Raping Gavis Bettel into a quivering pile of bruised meat jelly

[Anonymous No.]

where is my cute doghusband

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone spoonfeed me what's bettel doing for aug19?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809422
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809105
>>82809379
in bed with me :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809422
He's going to be the first Holostar to kill himself on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>82808595
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>HOLOSTARS English-TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- VOICE PACKS
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>REGIS ALTARE Hero's Haven VR World FREE DOWNLOAD
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- 2nd Anniversary Celebration NUIS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_an2nd

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxOg-h5aFhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx0Sh3BGKy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TBPutZo6Ac
Unchained is still in privated jail, keep doing your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809379
Maybe canceled today????

[Anonymous No.]

>>82808222
this but he's feeding me Sharpie ink sticks instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809608
Maybe kill yourself????

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809481
Big if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809616
Are you ok??? Did the ink get to your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809478
die blue fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809616
You are now picturing Puniko, a big fat koi with a stupid hat, trying to hold 6 sharpies in her pooper

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809744
._. You know you could make yourself less obvious??? I just said there might just not be stream today Nothing mean about that

[Anonymous No.]

UOHHHH
ESL DETECTED
BRAT MUST BE ENGLISH CORRECTED
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809921
Just post cute emojis and art and talk about the boys, don’t give in-fighting shitters a (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810067
Ok ( ´△｀)....

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810067
Shhh I like seeing retards fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>82809105
Flayon will never be a cat
And never get babytrapped
Unchain will never be unchained
With a pipebomb in Altare's ass
Ooooooh

[Anonymous No.]

roons you don’t have to coddle EVERY retard just flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>"Let's cause some psychic damage"
>turns caption font to comic sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810067
>she keeps deepthroating bait
she either likes any form of attention or is genuinely retarded, I don't know why you guys even bother

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Shinri played horror games

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810568
I will coddle your mom in bed

[Anonymous No.]

Remember last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810592
its genuine autism but it doesnt have to be crippling if you put in some guidance

[Anonymous No.]

Locking Bettel away in my dungeon and forcing him to father my children in between sessions with the blowtorch and needles

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810592
>she keeps deepthroating bait
She fits right in with /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

Remember chupado

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810888
I will seis horas de ryona the payaso

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810888
We have true chupado

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810888
Yeah, I remember how pathetically Magni fumbled.

[Anonymous No.]

>Take a break from watching streams to purge my yume thoughts
>Come back and see he's doing a gorilla
>Hear his voice
>Find out he's doing another ASMR
Welp I tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>82811514
kek
welcome back

[Anonymous No.]

>ruzavio inspiring tempus to work harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>82811960
he wants the Ruzavio juice ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I miss aniki streams

[Anonymous No.]

I love my blue dumb wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>82812680
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>not allowed to write minecraft in the title
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>"we're not allowed to use the word Minecraft"
>looks at holodex
uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>82812721
stay away from my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>82812932
but leader uses it

[Anonymous No.]

>>82812680
Axel, a stream tonight please, I beg you, my beautiful handsome guy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>82813132
Ruze too....I think Mama needs to check the rules again

[Anonymous No.]

>>82812888
>>82812932
How is Shinri so retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82812932
What? Huh? Fauna is streaming Minecraft right now with [MINECRAFT] in the title????

[Anonymous No.]

>>82813132
Ruze too. I now realize Shinri's been writing "Holostars Server" instead of Minecraft since last July
I think he's traumatized by the perms autism and decided to play it extra safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>82813620
probably because he was the only one bonked by perms for spamming requests and clogging their system

[Anonymous No.]

>>82813620 (me)
and by last July I mean 2023. Did he not see all the other boys' titles when they play it?

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS MINECRAFT SO SCARED OF BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE FISHMAN AND ONLY THE FISHMAN??

[Anonymous No.]

shinri eternally in the cuck chair watching others enjoy what he denies himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>82813743
If his manager told him he can't then he can't, he won't do something just because someone else is doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82813931
>Has the same manager as Flayon
>Flayon has always used Minecraft when he played the game
I think Shinri is retarded or >>82813861

[Anonymous No.]

>>82814090
Vesper was also overly cautious after his run in with the law, let him be

[Anonymous No.]

>>82814283
You cannot use Vesper as a reasonable bar for ANYTHING, are you insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82814090
looking at flayon's minecraft vods from august 2023 and later, i actually notice he still does have minecraft in the title but he labelled them "the block game" and "not minecraft"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82812932
what retarded reason could there be to not use minecraft in the title of a minecraft stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82814813
>【The Block Game】#4 We Really In The Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>82815178
>Everyone but specifically the people under one manager are allowed to label the stream as minecraft but also using minecraft in the title and thumbnail is fine
Is that manager having a stroke

[Anonymous No.]

>>82815178
Leader has green and brown block emojis added next to his but literally every other boy (Altare, Bettel, Hakka, Jurard, Tavi, Ruze) has straight [MINECRAFT] in the title

[Anonymous No.]

>>82815320
I think Shinri misinterpreted something his managed said and never questioned it, Flayon messes around with his titles at random and the change also lines up with when he stopped pretending to like the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>82810643
Remember when shinri got so bothered by one person insinuating he wasn't a horror streamer he felt the need to change his whole brand about it

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Phantom's oshiri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82815034
>>82815178
>You may not use the Minecraft name as the primary or dominant name or title.
They updated their EULA and Commercial Usage guidelines last August. Apparently he's the only one that respects that new rule and unlike Flayon, he won't even use the word Minecraft anywhere in his titles.
I don't think his manager imposed anything here, pretty sure he decided to follow that rule by himself.
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/usage-guidelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816319
no content creator is following this autism rule holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816169
wasn't it a manager or something because they asked him how he incorporate being a dragon into his content? I forgot what stream he mentioned it in

[Anonymous No.]

does shinri like, never talk to anyone except hakka and maybe his manager?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816572
No content creator asks for streaming perms too, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816319
This is so genuinely retarded that I can't believe it exists. Not one single creator would ever follow this.

And for what fucking purpose does this even make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816319
Seems like a retarded rule for a game that got a lot of its original popularity from youtubers playing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816319
i think adding minecraft in brackets counts as secondary title. shinri's overthinking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816715
did you think his cripple loneliness was just a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816882
shinri? overthinking? how could this be possible...

[Anonymous No.]

this axelotl will keep spinning until aniki decides to stream today

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA ON THE [REDACTED] TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dN3UrWQk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dN3UrWQk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dN3UrWQk8

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA ON THE REDACTED TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dN3UrWQk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dN3UrWQk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dN3UrWQk8

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817228
>.png
No stream for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816715
Should he talk to Nijisanji or FSP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817229
>>82817254
kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817299
Should you be a nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817229
>>82817254
oh wow, kiss already
>>82817388
no need to get so mad Altare, someone must be enjoying your content so keep it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817448
Vtubers aren't the only people in existence bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817496
he's a vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

tits AND shield out? what's the occasion

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817293
that was a warning
HERE I GO FOR REAL

[Anonymous No.]

The sign is useless. No one else will ever see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>shinri putting signs around so in the case someone breaks the machine they know what to do to fix it
Shinri no one plays this game, let alone visit that area...

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817617
>tits
wow
>shield
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817617
The shield is to block my thirsty comments about drinking his milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817628
Gives me flashbacks to this scene

[Anonymous No.]

RUZE ALSO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dXPulauc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dXPulauc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dXPulauc8

[Anonymous No.]

>>82816715
He talks to Altare about 3D stuff sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817617
If he busts out the hat, expect the 3rd trumpet to blow

[Anonymous No.]

he loves being called handsome and sexy...

[Anonymous No.]

I have never seen that many gravel in a single spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82818083
Careful, you will give Altareschizo a stroke

[Anonymous No.]

>>82818237
>Altareschizo getting stroked off unwillingly by Awwtare while slimes dissolve the former's clothes

[Anonymous No.]

He's putting ruzaders on the pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>82818237
>altare actually interacting with a holostar
good

[Anonymous No.]

shinri has a mom taste in memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>82818593
hey now, it happens, they only need to be in one of his collabs with nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>82818593
>>82819204
>did a StarsEN-only collab 10 days ago
>has a one-on-one collab with Hakka planned for this week
Why do Altare's schizos try to push these narratives at times when they make the least possible sense?

[Anonymous No.]

he keeps hitting his mic and I'm going to imagine it's with his tits you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>doesnt want to relive being a slut in college

[Anonymous No.]

>what happened to my morning streams
you nearly fell asleep on stream and then stopped doing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>82819432
Because you keep falling for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>82817628
BRO YOU CAN'T DO THIS, OUR BRAIN CELL IS ALREADY RATTLED NORMALLY, WE'LL FUCKING DIE

[Anonymous No.]

clown's schedule
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1823171899276378240

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
>went down to 500pc
thank christ
>flayon gets to ruin sibling sunday
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
ew
graduate bettel 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
KEEEEEEEEEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
>Green hell
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
ryona the clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820135
This, but unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
I'm looking forward to flayflay and bettel 2 tagteaming bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
Oh man, the thread is gonna have a field day with that collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
holy kek >>82804040

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
I'm predicting that he's gonna cancel both the watchalong and Q remastered

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820415
They didn't drag anyone good into it so I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
>torture week means including flayon in a collab
makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri learns the power of Concrete in Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820738
Bettel is Flayon's stress toy

[Anonymous No.]

remember the thumbnail making contest stream? Now half of the people that were supposed to be in that collab are gone.

[Anonymous No.]

it would be pretty funny to steal all of the sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821099
KEK could you imagine it? suddenly there's no sand left

[Anonymous No.]

who the hell did that llama thing kek

[Anonymous No.]

my least favorite aspect of flayon is his bettel obsession

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri I promise no one is gonna bother that you got sand from a huge desert

[Anonymous No.]

my least favorite aspect of flayon is his flat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821510
oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821510
APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821662
I won't apologize for someone /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821586
that's my favorite aspect....

[Anonymous No.]

esl

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri instructing his viewers on how to commit crimes. Sasuga Mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821808
DINOFISH COLLAB FUCKING WHEN??

[Anonymous No.]

>rains pumpkin pie on his base to pay for the sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821925
He has yet to redeem his coupon

[Anonymous No.]

>makes him pick it off the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821925
Stop trying to get Mama to collab with that retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822074
mama's favorite activity is collabing with retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>82821808
IT'S GONNA BE MAY

[Anonymous No.]

he doesn't deserve that Elytra yet
make him work for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>82820023
>Flayon is the anon who posts fantasies of raping Bettel in front of his brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822074
Shinri literally gave him a free pass for any collab he wants and hanging out with incredibly stupid, useless men is one of his favourite passtimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822142
>>82822313
>Passes the responsibility to the other person so he doesn't have to go through it himself
There's a reason he barely collabs and it's because he just wants to stream for us.

[Anonymous No.]

miyabi escaped...

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822482
That's not really true. Shinri is constantly pitching ideas for collabs, he's just too much of an anxious overthinker to actually ask people to make them happen.

[Anonymous No.]

do it. be mean shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822313
do boys usually exchange passes for collabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822721
nah Shinri wouldn't do that to a retard like Jurard

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822211
>bettel 2 is overprotective of bettel and wants to keep him for himself on sibling sunday
>flayon is a yandere who will fuck bettel infront of bettel 2 to assert dominance
the fanfics write themselves ToT

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>>82822758
why does he have a soft spot for retards

[Anonymous No.]

my oshi and I are peeing at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822932
he has a soft spot for everyone but himself

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is making fun of the chinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822911
'__' hopefully no twincest is involved or just a three person thing...

[Anonymous No.]

god i wish mechabirbo was real

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822911
eiffel tower bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822985
>just a three person thing...
If you put two siblings in the same situation its incest, bro. The magclown shippers have been doing twincest threesomes for a year, mostly rewritten from notmagni and twins irl escapades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822979
well he is xenokunian

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823091
(゜∀。) ofc! They would make these types of things I forgot in general for shippers. I don't know anything about those things but i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822726
no, they just ask.

[Anonymous No.]

Idk if I should try to do full body of flayon art work (´＿｀。)ﾞ I've been studying but also tired from work

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822985
gomen ouran gave me a mild twincest fetish
>>82823061
flayon letting bettel 2 join in for sloppy seconds after he gets hard from watching T-T

[Anonymous No.]

staff-san please help this old man

[Anonymous No.]

We need more incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822932
It's the teacher in him coming out

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1823183288988733670

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822726
Only Shinri is socially awkward enough to feel like that's a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823376
I hate this because I was thinking the same thing... the twins are my favorite
( ´△｀) characters.. I remember in date a live to and vampire knight that their were twins lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823376
I was personally picturing Flayon raping Bettel 2 next after plowing the jester into a sobbing wreck, or Bettel 2 breaking out of his restraints to attack Flayon/save his brother. Your call if he succeeds or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823538
it was a fun bit for when Jurard was in for less than 3 months and Shinri wanted to apologize for missing his birthday due to timezones. Jurard not redeeming it yet is what makes it awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822979
Holostars is a group of whores and racists

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823538
he only did it as a last minute gift after he accidentally streamed over Jurard birthday, not seriously asking for a collab that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823685
I thought this was a welcoming community like that goldbullet video...

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823743
Newfag
Racists don't care what race you are
Just be racist

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone feel like we've been invaded by aliens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823809
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823694
>bettel cancels all his gibby collabs, never interacts and remorselessly streams over his birthday RP
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823845
I live near the border, so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823845
No aliens here earthling

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823877
Yeah bettel is a piece of shit what the fuck is his problem

[Anonymous No.]

ew, sweaty hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823845
Do you mean the thread, the Earth or a particular country?

[Anonymous No.]

jobber

[Anonymous No.]

sweaty handholding with shinri!

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY
MINECRAAAAAFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>82822998
But it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>82824212
All of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823877

[Anonymous No.]

>>82823877
Really, Bettel should make up for it by helping Auntie make dinner and then being the dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute to watch all the shinri fans in chat with all their emojis and whatnot. Very charming bunch of chatters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>82824370
I REFUSE TO BE FUCKED BY A BEANER AGAIN

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>>82823562
i'm a shotadom supremacist so i can imagine bettel 2 breaking out of the restraints to pull his overstimulated brother away, only for flayon to begin his attack on the other. flayon would start asking him why he's so hard, calling him a freak and a pervert~ for getting off on his own brother. he then asks whether bettel 2 would rather be the one fucking bettel or being fucked by him which causes him to stunlock. flayon, sensing his weakness, proceeds to rape bettel 2 until he's as broken as his brother i'm half asleep half horny writing this so forgive me if this makes no sense

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>>82824445
You know you want it.

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>>82824431
Is this your first time here?

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Are most of you guys fujos??? I'm curious

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>>82824609
R

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>>82824609
A

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>>82824445
GAVIS BETTEL BEANED
GAVIS BETTEL BEANED
GAVIS BETTEL BEANED

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>>82824609
P

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>>82824609
W

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>>82824609
H

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>>82824445
GB is as spic as he is straight

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>>82824609
O

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>>82824693
JOBBING SAUSAGE FINGER HAVING FUCK

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ASK THE BOYS TO HELP YOU, YOU COWARD

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>>82824609
R

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>>82824609
R

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>>82823845
https://x.com/akira_skyy/status/1679889559902109697

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>>82824632
>>82824654
>>82824686
>>82824693
>>82824733
>>82824748
>RAP WHO

Rap tourney confirmed with the next generation of Boys

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>>82824609
E

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>>82824606
let the newfag alone, we rarely get called charming and cute

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>>82824800
More like RAPE tourney
Grand Prize: YOUR ANUS
>>82824828
Can't we rape them a little bit

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>>82824761
Yeah, he's definitely just too shy and awkward to actually ask someone to help him, as usual.

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>>82824800
>You now remember their horrendous rap battle in Jackbox

[Anonymous No.]

>waiting for StarsEN 7 Days to Die server from staff
>can only have 8 players at once

[Anonymous No.]

I think Shinri should bully Jurard MORE.

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>>82824936
...yeah? we'd be lucky to have more than one boy online at a time either way

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>>82824520
>Sexy pilot raping both clown twins into submission
ToT

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>>82824445
He can run but he can't hide from a sniper forever

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>>82824879
I never forgot

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The Holodex Shinruze experience is great, I highly recommend it.

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>>82825102
Kek I still think this is one of the best collabs they've ever had

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>Trauma dump SC
>"Can't help you"
kek

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Having the chats closed only does so much. Not the time nor the place. Decorum, please.

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kek

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kek

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geg

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gay

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>>82825289
the ruzader special

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>>82825434
I don't claim that one. In fact, I think I should throw them at the dart wall.

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>>82825289
I love how I can't tell which chat you're talking about because they're both awful

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>>82825289
Did he read that SC out loud? Jesus. He might want to have a chat with the ruzaders about trauma dumping

[Anonymous No.]

>the >:3c emoji is so Altare coded
>wait Ruze did that?
>I haven't seen him do that to me :(
mama...

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>>82825581
He started reading it but stopped himself before getting to the "I HATE MYSELF" part
What drives people to send SCs like this

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>Shinri doesn't know that Ruze loves to use >:3c
Fake fan

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>>82825691
>>82825740
There are two types of people.

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>>82825733
Attention seeking. Also people with shit impulse control.

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>>82825733
What was the whole context of the supachat

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>In Danganronpa they're like "prepare to experience the Ultimate Despair" and I'm like "What does that feel like?"
Shinri-kun...

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>>82825911
just the usual ruzader behavior

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>>82825911
Not much additional context
Ruze was just playing with his raccoons and someone decided to be a faggot

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>I didn't want it before, but now that you said "Ultimate"...

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>>82825990
How will him insulting you make things better (´＿｀。)ﾞ??? Sometimes just not send Supa chat If not in good mindset. I also want to be devils advocate and maybe they are feeling alone In this world

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>>82826012
It will ruin the mood of the stream..."<" better to not send

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>>82826153
fuck off nigger

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Shinri out here swinging umbrellas around like lightsabers...

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>>82826153
As someone who was in that same place a while ago and did not have the money to toss it at them with my problems, I can sympathize, but I think it should stay off of the chat. They can't depend on their streamers to solve their problems. It's uncomfortable for everyone else involved, even if they don't say it out loud.

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>>82826264
He's my oshi for a reason.

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i feel bad but the idea of altare's umbrella breaking and him looking at the boys all sad is making me laugh

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>>82826342
I don't think these people are bad but yeah it does bring the whole stream down. I deal with depression and stuff and try to cope on my own it sucks to deal with but I hope chatter can try to send Supa that's positive.

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>>82826153
though some in this thread may ryona you for it, you keep that good willed kindness alive and well in your heart you autistic kaomoji fuck *chu*

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>>82826153
it's an entitlement thing. the person in question subbed to his highest tier so they think it's okay to ask for whatever since they think they "paid" for it.

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>>82826685
I mean it would be unfair and not only in real life saying this to someone might put them off a bit. But yeah just because high tier doesn't mean you are above Anyone else even though I have seen streamers prioritize them but not all the time.

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I can't believe the kois stalled the menhera arc with that much quickness. Props.

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shinri was actually 2 seconds away from destroying everything and building it all again

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>>82826530
Cmon, he is just a little guy...

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>>82827123
RAPE NOW

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>>82827111
kek he's been trying to finish this thing for a whole year but he keeps changing things

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>>82826564
I mean idk about that (゜∀。) I just understand feeling lonely and having hard stuff in life happen where you wish someone would listen to you. I also try to read other people's perspectives because sometimes its good to try to understand them. Just have to find a better way to cope

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He's spiraling...

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Shinri, please...

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Mama?

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>>82827123
>leader inspiring even cuter Buntare art
Sasuga

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>this is a problem for future Shinri
oh boy

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>This is a problem for future Shinri~!!
Oh Shinwi...he's truly showing why he belongs in Tempus now...

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i miss my husband

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>>82827060
I think he handled it pretty well, he kept the mood up and moved on without being rude while also reminding chat he isn't a mental health professional.

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Shinri please...

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Shinri is growing up, slowly but surely...

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>>82824520
flayon fucking b2 but then guides b2 into a loose and sloppy b1, so every thrust into b2 is a thrust into b1 too

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>>82827573
Yeah I do see people be buttholes about it which makes it more awkward but it's cool he just said quick thing like that and it's done.

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>"hope flayon's doing well"
me too

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MAN FUCK SHINRI AND FLAYON, they got me thinking about dating and marriage so much

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>>82828603
my two little brothers should marry my mama and live happily ever after with the family dog used as a 0iq footstool and warmer under mama’s desk

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>>82828603
What did they do to make you think this

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>>82828603
>Shinri
Interesting.

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>"I want to eat a nut bolt painted to look like cheese."
Shinri, your pregnancy cravings are bordering on harmful.

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>>82829076
him eating the forbidden cheese nut but he doesn't have dental

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>Ed, Edd n Eddy
He and Altare really are soulmates...

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>>82828879
>>82828961
Rewatching old streams of both of them and they would bring up relationship talks and marriage talk and standards (mostly flayon)

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>>82829237
Shinri brings up the reality of relationships while Flayon brings up his idealistic dream, good luck finding your true love because neither of them are getting it anytime soon.

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>>82829692
>neither of them are getting it anytime soon
they would if they gave me a chance...

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>Altare plays Valorant, you think cares about matching aesthetics
kek. Just leave him be, that's a lot of work for absolutely no payoff

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>>82829692
Idealistically I want a rich lady who’s clingy to me but I know that’s not gonna happen
Realistically I’m just super picky personality wise and monetary wise

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>>82829811
they're not THAT desperate

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Altare builds things for function Shinri, he's not going to spend two days trying to make one piece of rail match the aesthetic of your subway line

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>>82829237
I see ( ´△｀), I guess I can't relate since I want to be alone right now. Sometimes I feel like people think dating just will give you automatic happiness or certain expectations

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Shinri...

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>>82825990
Could be worse; they could be sending an aka about how they check the social media profile of an ex-boyfriend they feel bad about breaking up with despite him trying to rape 'em. Which then stays up there forever because akasupa.

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Shinri you have vods, who cares

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>>82829811
I wrote this

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>>82830015
Uh did this actually happen (￣~￣;)???

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>>82829956
>Sometimes I feel like people think dating just will give you automatic happiness or certain expectations

Fuck, you just hit me in the dick with a sledgehammer, I’ve thought getting into a relationship would make life 100x better but I’ve been told more and more to just work on myself since a relationship won’t fix what’s wrong most of the time

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>>82829951
>Altare builds things for function
The rail to his water base is a death trap. It has so many pitfalls due to ghast explosions. He once fell and almost died in lava bc of them.

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>>82830197
Never said it was a perfect function

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Why must the maintenance conspire to ruin Mama's evening?

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>>82830197
I didn't say he builds them well

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>>82830134
I mean even if this is a messed up way to put it. When you die you die alone even if you have children and a husband or wife. Most of your life is spent alone as a person,I'm not to good at explaining but if you work on yourself it leads you to more possibilities to form more relationships

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flayon schedule
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1823215430401433930

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>>82830087
Why the hell would I lie? It was on Jurard's terrible dating advice stream. Even worse, they followed it with another trauma supa.

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>>82830496
We're going back to the pizzeria guys yippee ( ＾∀＾)

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>>82830564
Well (´＿｀。)ﾞ I'm not saying you lied I just didn't know the context. Idk what to say about this supachat...

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We may get a MC collab if Altare sticks to his word

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>>82830496
>whoring with the twins and then making it up with menshi
i enjoy how he always double streams on collab days so nobody has a wasted slot

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>>82830459
I get what you’re putting down, I just gotta get outta that mindset and focus even harder on my hobbies, hope my future wife like baked goods and needle felted animals
>>82830496
Flay doodle days keep me goin boss

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>these guys are so chill they would never try to break out and kill all the humans at this place
Famous last words

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>>82830911
Well if you can make plushes "^" I'm sure they will appreciate that! Just keep doing stuff that makes you happy since you can just meet lots of people through those things if it's your desire ( ＾∀＾)

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>>82830767
Hakka and Altare collabing on Minecraft with a new update is the perfect bait for Shinri to jump in, there will not be more of perfect chance in a long time

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>>82830767
While Altare did say a collab would be interesting, he didn't specify it would be with Holostars

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BIRB'S SCHEDULE
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1823219930436657608

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>>82831332
>Minecraft collab
>no Shinri
I swear, Mama has the worst luck.

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>>82831332
Perfect timing birbo kek
>Aniki
Holy shit

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>>82831332
AXEL MINECRAFT

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>>82831332
>Aniki
That's certainly a surprise.

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>>82831180
>>82831332
>Hakka & shiny spicy
If Shinri doesn't join he can never complain about the boys not playing on the server with him ever again

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>>82831332
Oh they hooked Axel on a Minecraft stream, nice. I've been missing the dingo in this past week so I'll take whatever I can
Hopefully they finish at least the staircase that Axel started the night before vsaikyo

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I miss my bird wife
tiny, little, lonely guy
stream soon, if you please.
>>82831332
I was just about to post that shitty Hakka haiku when I saw this. Just a few more hours...
>????????????
>No special zatsu
What the birb doing?

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>>82831332
>shinyspicy minecraft
its been 875 million years, i love my birbo so much, im going to kiss him directly on the mouth

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>>82831332
Take Altare out and that's a wonderful stream

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>>82831607
You are such a tsundere anon, chuchu

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>>82831332
>Unchain
UNCHAINED WILL BE UNCHAINED THIS SATURDAY!!!!!

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>>82831744
Alright /MANS/, we have to hype this up somehow.

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>>82831690
Altare should ask AnyColor for a new outfit, that one is too ugly

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That sunday collab's sure looking great, guys!

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Jesus, the way I cringed listening to him read that poem

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>>82831332
Holy son of a bitch, Axel's playing Minecraft. That's what he was giggling to himself about during karaoke when messaging Altare. You sneaky ass Aniki.

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BANCHOU WILL (NOT) SLAY THE PRINCESS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch/6r8FhlX43dU
https://www.youtube.com/watch/6r8FhlX43dU

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Do I want to watch Banchou play the same game that Shinri did? I feel like the Josuiji Shinri experience cannot be topped in any way.

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>>82830496
FUCK YES MORE TSUKIHIME

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>>82832095
I'm pretty sure it's going to be a very different experience.

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>>82832095
Shinri said he was gonna be weak, I'm watching it just to see if he was right
https://youtu.be/uHMCqtWjQpg?t=6108

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>>82832095
I'm watching out of morbid curiousity. I want to see his limit on, "I can fix her."

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>>82831332

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>nobody sniffs my legs anyway

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>>82832243
I think a good chunk of them would be weak. Except Flayon, maybe.

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>>82831332
>MC with AXEL of all people
>????????
Good week

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Jurard's going to die by electrocution.

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>>82832455
The fact that I can see this as a very real possibility says something.

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>something will happen this month

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>>82832414
It's not like Axel hates the game, he just has no idea what to do and wanted to go out on adventures with other people but everyone always played on their own

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>I'm never a guy that's really into reading
You don't say...

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>>82832513
Someone please hold Aniki's hand.

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>jurard playing Disco Elysium
now that would be something

[Anonymous No.]

watch out for that ASMR practice, kois

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>>82832812
He's way too ESL for that

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>>82832513
Basically if he can do what he does in Grounded he'll have fun. (Makes me wonder if he would've liked playing the Minecraft Dungeons game with Hakka.)

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>I wanna show her that I'm not just...chest-high up, I'm...torso-high up...I can take care of you
Ah, just what every woman wants

[Anonymous No.]

Controversial opinion but your game shouldn't have this many dialog options. If your story needs this many options to function you should rethink it.

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>>82833107
Nigga it's a CYOA

[Anonymous No.]

I am curious to see how the most gullible man alive deals with this

[Anonymous No.]

>can I consume her? if I eat her, she'll become one with me
Shinri, I hope you're watching this

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>>82832890
I'm so ready... The first one was already good, I can't count the amount of times that vod lulled me to sleep. Looking forward to see how much he improved now that he has actual props for it

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>>82833107
Keep watching. There is a reason for it. Replay value.

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>Eating her so they'll be together forever
Okay, I gotta admit that I didn't think he had it him.

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>>82833325
Jurard is a turbo weeb who used to write fan fiction and loves horror movies, his imagination...goes places

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Jesus, Jurard's matching Shinri's freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>Walks in, casually tells her he's going to kill her, intentionally drops sword
Oh banchou...

[Anonymous No.]

Man, a lot of people want to listen to that dino bath

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>>82833423
He also wanted to fix Sadako by turning her into a happy ghost housewife, which is some weak shit.

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>I am an empath

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Pilot husband put up a waiting room he absolutely adores us flaymen

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had the patience to spend as much time building as Ruze does

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>>82833912
I do, I just feel crippling guilt whenever I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>She's ending the animal kingdom by putting all of us in a zoo~!!

[Anonymous No.]

Banchou's MC retardation is impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>Ruze accidentally shows his metrics page
>says its for youtube chat cause he broke it on OBS
ruze no dont look at the numbers. Not like this.

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>Three minutes
KEK

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>>82834553
it might actually be for chat, all the boys' chat overlays have been fucked for the past week