/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

the first EN who will retire

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
The first op to ever suck my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
with millions of big bucks while your oshi is stuck shaking her ass on Onlyfans

[Anonymous No.]

can't argue with those quads

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
They all seem pretty likely to graduate m. Only high IQ will understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203349
Porn is getting banned on only fans, so she can't even do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
My estimated order is
>Mori
>Kiara
>Ina
>Ame
>Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203532
This list but in reverse order

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203532
I honestly feel like kiara would be the last one to retire, I mean why would she not want the solo spot light

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
mori and ina are the most likely to graduate because they have things to fall back on. moris "rapping" "career" and inas chink art. kiara tested the waters with her roomate account and with kson succeeding she has a good likelyhood as well.
ame and gura are too retarded to even submit a graduation message to their managers, so its unlikely theyll ever graduate.
or sana will be the first to graduate because shes black lol

[Anonymous No.]

Bait is too weak.

Pick something else from the user generated ones:


RRAT LIQUIDATION SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO!
>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up
>Family tragedy
>IRS trouble
>Visa running out
>Depression arc part 2
>Covid vaccine
>Actually dieing/graduating
>Suspension because of a recent collab
>Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence
>Fucked up her reservation
>Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Attacked/raped by/raping manlets
>is actually Anemachi
>Pregnant
>Mind transfer with a robot body
>Kiara did it
>Just wanted more days off
>Lost her voice
>is getting married
>doing it just to make (you) suffer
>Surprise online tour with Fake Type
>Rematch in person with the tank man
>Moving to a new house
>Comatose
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman
>Interview with record label
>Working on her WoD campaign
>Writer's block in general
>Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room
>Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it
>Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule
>Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money
>She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week
>Korean geondals are after her for protection money
>Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster
>A week long period
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>Training for holofightz
>Watching the Coca Cola 600 in the grandstands of Charlotte Motor Speedway
>Furiously working on the D-side MV to Roki
>tied up in the holohouse's basement
>Flew all the way to Central Kansas just to go to a Golden Corral
>Started smuggling designer clothings with devil like gimmicks and accessories
>Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers
>Is turning black and regretting it
>Has gotten really into baking
>cucking mousey AND milky queen by having sex with Cali-P
>Visting Mr. Koro in the hospital
>her english school begged for her to sub in when the replacement teacher got covid and she likes kids so she couldn't say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203682
>Infiltrating cover offices to steal a gaint tako, mission impossible style
>Went back to elementary school so she could beat Gura in "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"
>not hates Kiara and is on a virtual cold war with her, hence MoRyS and AmeTori
>had IRyS problems
>actually won the gold in Trampoline Jumping
>had booba reduction surgery
>95% discount on -GRADUATING NOW, I SWEAR-
>She can only go back home if she's somehow a CIA agent
>Was hired to be a ghostwriter
>Spend a night back in her hometown just to play ball
>Secretly a big producer for multiple artist
>Was called by Death sensei to do his job
>Chillin in Holohouse with Coco and Kanata
>In her studio working on those 15 diss tracks dedicated to cover that will never be released by cover
>Flew to Egypt so she can see some camel
>Is collaborating with Windham Rotunda for an event
>Came to Canada through a portal so she could sightseeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
Where is she flying too bros?

[Anonymous No.]

this is /callig/ now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203532
Actual order:
>Ame/ Ina (if chinks get mad)
>Gura
>Mori
>Ina (if chinks don't get mad)
>Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
Why would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203394
No it's not. Only specific types of porn. Shit like scat, rapeplay, incest, etc.
The majority of porn on there is going to be fine.
Try reading more than headlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203760
>Ame/Ina
>if chinks get mad
why they should?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203845
I'm not falling for that one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
What happened to "she will retire when her contract expires"? There's no point in making these predictions if you keep moving goalposts...

[Anonymous No.]

how's it going Ope bros?

[Anonymous No.]

What is up, fellow calliopeople?

captcha: SV404

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203864
i genuinely don't know. spoon feed me anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203903
Ame is a Secret Chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203682
>>8203725
pity (you) for the effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203797
Kiara - this is her dream job and has worked for many years to achieve it, no reason to leave.

Ame + Gura - will keep pushing vtubing until they run out of ideas but will recharge plenty of times by taking hiatuses

Ina - this is a hobby for her as a professional freelance artist

Mori - only one of the four who never wanted to be a vtuber in the first place, will leave to pursue a real music career with a proper record label after getting enough experience. streaming and playing games is actually hurting her ability to network with other artists and musicians, as well as taking time away from practicing her own music skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203532
>Gura last
>Kiara second
Really nigga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203941
>not noticing the pasta

KEK way to expose yourself, tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

https://rave.dj/K0q4meIV1I3U4g

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203532
My order
Calli
Ina
Gura
Kiara
Ame

I feel like Calli's main motivation is to make music and have people listen to it, but I feel like it must be somewhat unfulfilling to have your music be popular behind a pseudonym

Ina I feel like she doesn't need Hololive. She's already an accomplished artist and I feel like she wouldn't have a problem with continuing on her own stream with fewer viewers.

Gura will basically be the KSON of EN.

Kiara and Ame I feel like both depend on Hololive for their success. Ame moreso since she grew up a poorfag.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my rapper idol!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204008
ame's already getting burnt out

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204027
Cheers to that deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

I am a deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204008
Personally I think Calli enjoys the anonymity associated with being behind an anime avatar.

[Anonymous No.]

>the year is 2030
>Mori is still in Hololive
>(You) are still thinking she's going to graduate any minute now.

[Anonymous No.]

You retards have been spouting that she's going to graduate 'any minute now since last year, and she's never looked less likely to graduate than now (streaming more than ever, involved in loads of projects etc). Will you ever admit that you're wrong or just continue to cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204134
>You retards have been spouting that she's going to graduate 'any minute now
there's a difference between
>graduating any minute now
vs
>will be the first to graduate
reading comprehension reps, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204156
And yet both are wrong :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204156
>anti plays victim already.
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204189
>>8204193
Damn, his logic destroyed you

[Anonymous No.]

What's up, Calliopeople!

This is your Angel of Death, Mori Calliope speaking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204230
Logic is for edgelords who don't FEEL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204038
She was doing interesting shitposts for a couple of months but yeah she seems pretty dead quiet now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204230
damn, this samefag is as subtle as Kiara screeching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204271
Literally on vacation

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203394
F to your oshi then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204120
>anonymity
Uhh….... ok bro

[Anonymous No.]

>Intends to involve Council into TTRPG S2
>Hurrr She's gonna graduate, RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204120
Yeah possibly.
I honestly don't watch Calli all that much so I can't say for sure. My little list doesn't have much meat behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
>Mori
Cover is her visa now that's she's done being an ALT. Unless JP rap booms enough to make some record label think she's worth picking up, she'll cling to her spot with all her might.
>Ina
Unlikely unless chink vidya will threaten to memoryhole her, and even then I think she might choose vtubing anyway because she's big enough that she could get illustrator jobs as Ina rather than as her roommate.
>Ame
Probably won't retire, it seems like she's settling into a rhythm of breakcreativity burstusual streamsbreak etc.
>Gura
I can see her getting tired of being the commercial face of Cover, but I don't know if she'll quit over it.
>Kiara
Depends on how big will her roommate fanbase will grow, she could try to pull a Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been almost a year since debut, and all you can think of is HURRR SHE'S GONNA GRADUATE.

Pathetic Anti is Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204350
We're in a pandemic anon. Just like how Kiara supposedly travelled to Germany and back to Japan within a week... unless other countries have eased travel restrictions? I live in Kiwi land and right now we literally can't even leave the city/town

[Anonymous No.]

>spergs are freaking out even more than rrats
>constantly repeating RIGHT NOW
you only have 1 joke, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204521
She's fully vaccinated. She can travel all she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204555
Still posting Mori, and Mori won't graduate.

Seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204176
no soundpost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204624
Is Mori the hardest worker in EN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204577
Is that what it's like now? No more 2 week isolation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204676
yup. Vaccinated people can move freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204120
Yeah, Mori was already using a persona even before hololive, but the reaper rapper stuff was seeming to become a bit pigeon-holing.
Fortunately it feels like she's proven herself enough within Cover where her character is allowed a bit more leeway. Taking voice lessons, getting more variety in her songs and covers, and taking steps to get separate spaces for streaming and music production seems like she's in it for at least the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203333
I LOVE THIS IDOL RAPPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204717
Fuck that's cool. Here; if i'm fully vaccinated I'm still barred from leaving the country. We got a few sneaky cases overnight and suddenly only essential shops are open. I hate this fucking country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204008
>Ina I feel like she doesn't need Hololive.
She doesn't. She joined because she was a fan, and it was something to get her to meet people and make friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204810
im assuming you're nz but i promise what your govt did has resulted in infinite amounts more freedom than literally anywhere else on earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204660
Maybe? A lot of it is behind the scenes stuff off stream. What we see is only the tip of the iceberg; like only 5% of what she's juggling every day.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203532
Mori
Ame
Gura
Ina
Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>8204896
she also literally cried on stream about how much happier she is since joining, she's not going anywhere anytime soon

literally the only early exit that would ever happen for any of these 5 is if gura gets crushed by pressure and has a meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

The second one to retire will do because of circumstances not related to vtubing in itself.
source: plausibility.