/ope/ - Nerissa Ravencroft General

[Anonymous No.]

For the 425th time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>2nd Advent orisong, Sirens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxRbAEjDS9k

>Streams
▼ Next stream
Tue 07/30 7PM CT, Nerissa Anniversary stream
▼ Last appearances
07/28, Advent anniversary offcollab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-wgzIL9348
07/26, AmeSame spelling bee on Ame's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtHC0cUtYJE
07/25, Advent karaoke offcollab on FWMC's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7jLinwSwg
▼ Last stream
Sat 07/27, zatsudan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQlRAZpgHeM

>Music
First original song: Say My Name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0 https://cover.lnk.to/SayMyName
BlueBird cover of DECO*27 - Salamander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9o4BOeBcJU
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Advent karaoke offcollab (Jul 2024)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7jLinwSwg
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nerissaravencroft
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01

Previous thread: >>81657558
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

[Anonymous No.]

2024 to date
Solo streams: 74
Collabs: 77
Twitch collabs: 5
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 11

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>>81741830
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

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I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

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>>81741830
Man I love Advent. Glad they took my first time especially my wife Rissa

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>>81741830
Gracias for the bake, Baker-sama. Cute fongban art

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>>81741830
This is the gayest fanart ever

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(8/9 | 8/10)
RISSA 3D DEBUT LIVE IN 11 DAYS, 21 HOURS AND 7 MINUTES AS OF THIS POST!!!
10:00PM (CST | 8/9) | 12:00PM (JST | 8/10) | 03:00AM (UTC | 8/10) | 05:00AM (UTC+2 | 8/10) | 11:00PM (EST | 8/9) | 8:00PM (PST | 8/9)

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>>81742548
Hey! It's as straight as Rissa!

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Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa

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Kissa da Rissa

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>Nerissa carrying again in Siren
holy based

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man i need more rissa songs. her voice is pure sex

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Jailbirds, post some screencaps of your oshi's eyes, onegai
They're fucking scary sometimes and it's really sexy

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The Risser? Oh, how I miss her…

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Kissing the Risser… on her pisser!

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How are you Nerissa, do you sometimes feel like laying in bed all day? I had one of those days, my body was so sore I had to recover. I slept in the midday and I had gnarly vivid dream but that story is for another time, lets write something fun instead.
>winter cabin
Youre married and you currently have three babies a 2 year old, a 1 year old, and a newly born baby just a few months old. Your husband wanted to take a family trip to tahoe and explore the nice winter-scape. Why did he want to make life hard and carry three babies in the cold winter? It doesnt matter, youre together as a loving family and thats all that matters. He rented a cabin for you all and after a nice family date of exploring the town and nature youre back in your cabin. The fireplace is roaring, your bellies are full of warm boeuf bourguignon perfect to combat the cold day, and the babies are sleeping like angels in their room. Your husband sits on the couch facing the fireplace, carrying two cups of hot chocolate topped with mini toasted marshmallows, whipped cream, and pirouline wafers to stir. He motions to sit on his lap, "right here with daddy." You sit on his lap, take the cup, and you rememeber how he said that on your first date.
>memories of your first date with your husband
You didnt know what to expect, you had heard his reputation of being a gentlemen but you didnt expect he had that bite to him. During the latter part of the date you went to a nice restaurant and when you were going to sit across the table from him, he grabbed you by the hips and directed you to sit next to him. He said "right here next to daddy". It was only your first date and he was already taking that much liberties with you, he made you feel like a woman, he was that stud you wanted, and you knew from the first date that he would be your husband. He was that trustworthy gentleman on the outside— fully presentable to the world, but behind close doors he had that stimulating appetite for the flesh that aroused the thrill you wanted from your man. You knew he would be your husband, because he was just like you. Everything you were feeling you knew that he was feeling the same thing. You were on the same wavelength from the beginning.
>back to the cabin
As youre sitting on his lap and laying on his chest with his heavy arms around you cuddling you, you remind him of your first date and how he was always so bold and confident with you. How he made you call him "daddy" on that first date. He laughs and says, "I know you remind me every other week". You share some laughs and nice stories in each others embrace. The fire dies down and the coco is finished. You go together hand in hand to check on the babies, they are still sleeping like angels. Without warning your husband princess carries you, you try to contain your yelp to not wake the babies. He carries you back to the living room. "The fire died down, Im afraid theres only one way to keep warm now princess" he says to you. "Oh yeah, and whats that?" You return.
What does your husband tell you is the only way to keep warm now? Why is there a tiger pelt laying in front of the fireplace? And why did he lay you down on it? What are you wearing? What is he wearing? Why is he kissing, suckling, and biting your neck? Did your husband know you were ovulating? Whats he going to do with his necktie he took off and why is he grabbing your wrists? What about his belt? Actually that might wake up the babies, save it for next time. Describe to your husband whats going on

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https://x.com/smallebi218/status/1817562185583014112/photo/1

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https://x.com/keenbiscuit/status/1817830768456179939/photo/1

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>>81750209

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https://x.com/BlaParky/status/1817786141975978110/photo/1

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https://x.com/OakProud/status/1817696200633758098/photo/1

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https://x.com/AliNZ98/status/1817873414239260703/photo/1

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I love watching her vods then she just hits a high note. God man it gives me chills every time

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I hate the Japan arc more than anything in the whole world.

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>>81739912
Oh it definitely feels like it, because it reminded me of Ina's rendition, where Rissa mentioned she was shocked how right she got her taste in clothes with the ojou look, pic related.

But yes, I just about slapped myself because I rested for ONE SECOND and woke up the next day at 4 AM. Missed it. But it was a great stream now that I see it. Love these girls. The merch is good, the mats will definitely be the highlights with the keychains, least for me. Song was a bop, but Advent really gels together , so its no wonder, Rissa yes, is that star vocalist with FWMC to round her out, but the other girls l, primarily Shiori and Biboo are steadily gaining speed. Better produced video than Rebellion, but Rebellion will still be king of EN group songs for me for. Advent never fails, this was great.

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>>81750453
…after Rissa was dared to prove her throat queen title

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https://twitter.com/marumoru_ka/status/1817874459874959711/photo/1

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https://x.com/jellen_aura/status/1817891071269257675/photo/1

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https://x.com/Jamwes_art/status/1817892476109123933/photo/1

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Fuwamoco want to watch Hajimete no Otsukai/Old Enough with Rissa.

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Rissa's armpits, my beloved

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>>81758443
please stop posting this ai slop in every thread

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>>81758589
it's not AI, and I'll post it as much as I like

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>>81758631
it is definitely AI and i do not care if the "artist" claims otherwise

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>>81758699
It's definitely not AI but it is ugly and fat so you're right that it shouldn't be posted.

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>>81758699
You're unironically retarded if you think it's AI.

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>>81758811
It's very obviously AI assisted.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCod0B0fh4U

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>>81758937
I thought today was the cece collab, did it get cancelled?

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>>81758937
She honestly does too many zatsu streams for how little she has to talk about

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Schedule doko

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https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1817916079861350512

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>>81759069
I love hearin her yap

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>>81759147
watch streams, not schedules till we go back home.
>>81759069
it's not a zatsu probably

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>>81759317
I know. I just like to ask anyway because she's incompetent and it's frustrating.

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Collab with cece delayed confirmed

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>>81759544
Shut up faggot before i beat you up

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Sadshi I have work tomorrow, gonna have to vod it the day after or smth

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>>81754936
QUIT STARIN AT ME WITH DEM BIG OL' EYES

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I have a feeling this will become mood very soon
https://x.com/underdatv/status/1817913581150814334
https://files.catbox.moe/tgkdzc.mp4

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https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1817924004415730037

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The musical is a little over two hours so if she watches it she'll slightly overlap Shiori's anniversary stream. It wouldn't be by much but I wouldn't be surprised if Rissa decided to watch it some other time to avoid the overlap.

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I want to fuck Nerissa's eyes

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>>81761846
I was debating internally if I'll just go to work without sleeping because I really wanna watch my wife's favorite musicals live with her, but that makes me anxious about it. I can see her opting in for a boring zatsu instead

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>>81761846
Shiori is overlapping her anniversary stream, who cares

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>>81762208
oh lol it's 30 minutes exactly after

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>>81759551
CC is going full stream ahead and I'm glad she is trying so hard, but one stream a day is perfectly fine girl, relax. Her enthusiasm is appreciated, though. I'd imagine whatever she and Rissa have planned needed more time to setup. Far as I have seen, their schedules have been hectic as hell, even Shiori is feeling it.

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kek this is always so cute to watch
https://x.com/_calli_lv_/status/1817923740711412002

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>>81762575
CC also had to move the collab with RR yesterday to today as well, so that’s another thing to keep in mind
>>81762681
I love it when she does that, it’s cute seeing her fangirl over Elizabeth das Musical kek

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Consensual hand holding with Rissa

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thanks pups but i already bought all the advent merch
however i'll never use any of it for a combination of obvious and non-obvious reasons

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>>81763984
just buy 2 or 3 of each

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>>81764097
i would but most of the stuff is just trinkets and impractical things
but they are sure nice to look at

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Is the anniversary merch limited stock or made to order? I wanna hold out until her merch releases to see which one is worth buying
Also that keychain is highway robbery

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My AC decided to do a little bit of trolling and switch to heating on it's own then get physically stuck at that. Gonna have to sleep on the couch in my parents' room for some AC tonight....

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>>81764586
>Playmat 21$
>Keys $17
Lmao what were they thinking

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>>81764586
im sure they'll still be available by the time the 3d merch comes out

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>>81764586
They're available till September iirc. You can probably bundle them for shipping as well

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https://x.com/yayayukikafu/status/1817921374905921992/photo/1

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Cumming on Nerissa's face then pissing off the cum

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>>81766856
Nerissa's magic is leaking

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>>81764586
Any merch that is announced for annis and birthdays are made-to-order (unless it's ID, who have stock because they produce it locally in Indonesia ahead of time, which is a nice thing for the economy, but bad for my purchase planning [and occasionally, availability])
Limited stock items are usually stuff that gets restocks, like Friends with You plushies or the starter goods or stuffs like the little Myth statues with swappable heads, as well as the occasional non-restocking items such as pre-concert merch like the Breaking Dimensions set

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Status of Nerissa's feet?

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>>81765599
Oh it could be much worse. Its the shipping that is egregious. I still have my Tifa mats and FGO Swimsuit Vegas mats from years ago, I know I'll be using the Advent ones.

Do any of you use your Advent keychains if you got any?

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>>81765599
I don't mind the playmat pricing but the keys are way too much

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You can never have rough sex with Nerissa because of her back

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>>81767946
>Do any of you use your Advent keychains if you got any?
I still don't understand why she labeled the clear cosplay accessory as a keychain in her birthday merch

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>>81768004
Anon there are many, many ways to have very rough sex that don't involve crazy back action

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>>81768054
Proof?

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>>81768148
Sorry jailbro, I can't leak private videos of me and my wife going at it

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https://x.com/PokeyPokums/status/1817953236088729763/photo/1

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>go to youtube home page
>first thing I see is picrel
STOP STARING AT ME, WENCH

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>>81770131
from brooding criminals to smiling idols, i love it

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>>81767695
DONT FEET THE FEET

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>>81772170
Is that a "from enemies to lovers"?

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>>81770886
I love it when she does silly thumbnails like this

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>>81767695
undefeeted (my penis lost to them 365 days in a row)

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Oh Rissa my Rissa, where have you gone?

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>>81772356
Nerissa has unironically great thumbnail game when she doesnt use fanart

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>>81774057
I know Nerissiesta is just a funny thing i made, but imagine the thumbnail potential. I think she will never do it though because of "muh cultural appropriation"

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I've become addicted to Sirens. It's a bop that becomes better the more you listen to it.

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>>81762681
>empress elisabeth of austria
qrd?

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>>81776654
Habsburg empire

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Sirens on spotify now too

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Baking pancakes for the watchalong with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

If Nerissa announced a Glee watchalong would you watch?

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mega link onegai shoe masu

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>>81780866
It's on YouTube in the video description.

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>>81780459
how long is the whole series?

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Just finished the collab VOD from last night. Rissa is so hot when she takes charge of a collab and tries to tard wrangle. Love my wife

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>>81780459
..maybe

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>>81780459
Sometimes i dont watch the movie of the watch along but just enjoy her yap about it

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Listening to Sirens while having kissy huggy sex with Nerissa. I know how she likes it

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>>81783981
This is the way. If I could go to the past, I would tell myself to do this with Twilight watchalong (after 1)

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>>81772356
As much as I've hated the OSRS arc, that thumbnail she uses for it is my favorite

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>>81784383
I did twilight like this, but higurashi and LotR not

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https://x.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1818043024406172004/photo/1
Forced myself to sleep at 8 so I can wake up and watch the musical with my wife

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>>81775768
My dude, she was a western demon wearing a winter kimono. If someone made an Irish outfit, she would use it.

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>>81780459
Rissa please, let's finish Higurashi first before we go somewhere else.

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>>81788408
She finished the first Higurashi season?

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>>81789235
I mean Kai and maybe Rei too, because we're not doing Gou and Sotsu. But you can't leave off without the rest of the story. She just did the opening for Kai for the karaoke, so before another big watchalong, I'd say it's best to at least finish Kai.

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Broken record saying Nerissa should play the game that x is playing, but Nerissa should play this game that Fauna is playing.

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>vertical
Meh, it's a watchalong so whatever

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>>81789649
>play a game
She only does watchalongs and food chats

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https://x.com/harikyon_DZS/status/1818065470290874703/photo/1

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>>81789829
>Horns pierced though the hat
Perfect

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>>81789796
She'll return to the terrible kusoge when she gets back, I'm sure

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>2 hour long musical
nerissa you gotta be a bird demon from hell if you think im watching this crap

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>sorry guys, gotta make this a shorts stream orz
Gotta? Why?

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>>81790196
But... she is..? Anyway it's okay if you don't wanna watch it, it just means you don't deserve her. I'll be watching it happily with my wife and tell her how I love sharing her interests with her during sex

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>>81790254
Because she's only gained like 2k subs in the last 2two weeks

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>>81789796
Anon, she literally has played Monster Hunter with us before. Her whims are as turbulent as the seas during monsoon season, we know this by now. But saying she doesn't play games when she literally was saying she wanted to play Sonic Adventure 2, Mario 64 or Super Mario Sunshine when she got back? C'mon now.

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Oh right membership renewal…

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She's late

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WIFE LIVE

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>tweets we're live
>Isn't live
what did she mean by that

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This might be a "play in the background" type of day for me. Already watched the LotR musical with KFP over the weekend.

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>>81791379
I apologise for my wife. She's a little silly

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I don't think I have it in me to watch a stage musical. I might just listen to her commentary.

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But this musical just looks like Aladdin?

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Fuck off already

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>ERB
really

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Of course ERB's here.

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ERB FUCK OFF JUST FOR ONCE. CANT WE HAVE A STREAM WHERE SHE ISNT THERE???

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I unironically think that cunt ERB is here and is just trying to piss us off

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This isnt some shitty woke western parody right? They arent glong to make Jafar secretly gay or anything right?

>First thing is ERB
Fuck off

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does anybody like ERB?

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>>81791222
Not this time bucko

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Get used to it Jailbirds. ERB is here to stay.

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God the ERB seethe in here so fucking funny

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I FORGOT TO TORRENT THE FUCKING MOVIE

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>There's sexy men
>It's good
ogeh

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>>81791793
Yeah right, all it does is shit up the thread with whining

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>>81791828
READ THE FUCKING STREAM DESCRIPTION!

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>>81791828
It's on youtube. Check the stream's description.

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>>81791868
>>81791872
You're my motherfuckers, thank you

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>>81791904
You're welcome, Jailbird.

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>>81791767
If Liz wanted to type, I'd prefer it if she was incognito most of the time. I've not seen any other holomembers attention seek this much before and it's kind of grating.

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Looks like the Ceci collab isn't anytime this week.

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>>81792062
>Fri Oct 1
I love her, but girl needs a proofreader.

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I'm watching it for you, with you my beautiful wife

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My OCD wife is so cute with her obsessions over the things she likes

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>>81792141
maybe it's a Oktoberfest joke cuz she's doing a drunk stream

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I’m a retard and thought we were watching Elizabeth das musical

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DEMONSMITH!!!

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>>81792221
explain july 20 and 22 at the end then....

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>>81792284
can't blame you, she was talking about it an awful lot

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based aladin disrespector

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>Wicked
Damn, that is THE white girl musical

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I promise you, Nerissa, as an Arab, you don't know how hilarious that the biggest change in Aladdin for most audiences is that no, the genie can in fact make the princess fall in love with him. And he does do that to her.

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>>81792366
Need me one

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>lying to a woman is worse than becoming an omnipotent oppressive tyrant
Nerissa?

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>>81792317
She's an automapon.

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>>81792418
Rissa likes men who abuse her freedoms

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Only good thing about Aladdin is Robin Williams as the genie.

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>>81792412
Most of the Arabian tales have some hilariously fucked up moments. You know open sesame? Well, the uncle of the protagonist in Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves actually has a very graphic murder scene as the thieves dismember him.

Aladdin has a lot of moments like that, too. I'll tell you this, we love our slave women.

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My wife is extremely cute like this

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That lady has nice abs

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How did it end up like this
What led me to fall in love with a theater kid

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>fuck you
Okay it is kinda funny, even though im not a fan of musicals, watching it with Rissa. It sounds like someone screaming at a schizo. Wont lie

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>>81792522
Oh yeah I remember that one kek. Accidentally came across an adult copy of it as a kid and couldn't sleep without nightmares for a month.

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FUCKING KEK

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You could show the most deranged propaganda to Nerissa in musical format and she would eat it up. You could probably justify cannibalism to her if you made an attractive guy the main character.

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>laughing at the swearing
She is a literal child

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>>81792866
It's kinda funny though

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>>81792863
I mean....we did watch that one musical movie with Depp

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Jafar is literally trump

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>>81792863
>You could probably justify cannibalism to her if you made an attractive guy the main character.
I mean, there's Astarion right there

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Toad's balls dropped, Jesus

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I'm laughing and cringing so hard rn

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>>81793015
Okay ERB

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>>81793126
What

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I haven't laughed yet

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>>81793124
Literally me rn

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>>81792866
I mean this in the most endearing way possible but a lot of women have the mental capacity of a child. Actions and their consequences and accountability can be novel concepts to them. That’s not to say men can’t be retarded but it’s not in the same way a woman can be.

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Did someone call?

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....Jerma?

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Shut the fuck up ERB

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>>81793198
Heya Crat, how you doin? Any new exercise tips lately?

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>>81793192

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This isnt very good

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This man has milk duds for nipples

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>>81792057
I have to agree, she needs to pace it out a bit at least.

>>81792736
As you can see, she likes a lot of sarcastic humor. And her love of fops is so obvious when you get her humor.

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>>81793192
fuck me, I ran out of chips...

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>>81793430
Mine too but i'm eating pancake i made earlier today, but i havent made a watabird with pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

Alladin has some nice muscles, the veins on his arms and shoulders look good too

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>>81793430(me)
well, guess I'm stepping out to get some potechi. Gonna be a bit of a long ride so I should probably strap in

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Holy cringe

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My opinion of Rissa is plummeting

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I'm starting to think Rissa and I have very different senses of humor.

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>>81792999
But she also likes Zack Fair in the same breath she loves Sephiroth. When you've hung around enough female otaku, you don't ask questions.

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This is peak Rissa content, cringe and free

[Anonymous No.]

Why does it sound like Rissa was in the audience of this recording?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81759028
I just noticed.
>Hi
Is Watabird Nerissa?

[Anonymous No.]

Based first Prince

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, I can't watch this anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I love how Nerissa has reverted to all her happy places to feel protected, now she is watching cringey white girl musicals, it is wholesome honestly

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa is a midwit isnt she.

[Anonymous No.]

...I can't help but feel like this princess is a reflection of Rissa somehow...maybe I'm just being biased...

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I think Rissa thinks she's a Jafar when she's more of a Jasmine.

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa is mocking this Princess but shes got a lot on common with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>she's crazy
>she's crazy
>*happily sings along
>she's crazy
>*continues singing along

[Anonymous No.]

>>81793914
she has the mental capacities of a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>81794063
>>81794079

[Anonymous No.]

>>81793914
Nerissa is my Queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>81793990
She’s already memoryholed the OSRS streams. That’s another level of delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

This is basically trash talking Disney isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81794200
Really????

[Anonymous No.]

>>81794181
KEK I did too, but that fits so fucking well

[Anonymous No.]

>>81794181
Watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

waiting for the sword fighting scene (theyll make it gay)

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf this musical is 10 years old???

[Anonymous No.]

>>81794493
back when Nerissa was happy

[Anonymous No.]

If she's going to sing in most of her stream she should stop making excuses and just say she's afraid of doing karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>81794582
Back when she was still in jail

[Anonymous No.]

>>81794493
ToT uoooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>81793925
No, but she thinks she's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I've swallowed the cringe down, I'm starting to enjoy it a bit

[Anonymous No.]

HANDHOLDING!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>81793990
Yeah this is it

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is such a woman

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit the romantic in her is squealing

[Anonymous No.]

I'M GOSLING

[Anonymous No.]

I used to sing in choir in chruch. You think that if i sing this to Nerissa she will instantly marry me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795088
probably if you're chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795088
You need the jafar phenotype

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa's dream man, a guy who will listen to a woman yap and say 1000 stories a night

[Anonymous No.]

Guess I'm gonna be crying in a minute or two with Rissa

[Anonymous No.]

I will never get girl humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795088
no, women hate religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795140
>>81795159
Latam 5'7. Not completely the same but people often think i'm middle eastern, Mexican or Maroccan.

Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795088
You just need the passion, her fops aren't always handsome, it seems passion or ambition is what she values most. So if you put your all into it, she'll probably appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795375
hmmm that height'll make it an uphill battle jailbird...

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE RISSA SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795375
it's over bro
rissa is like 6'1

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck cant she do karaokes when shes been singing this whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795699
She too scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795699
Because that would require Rissa entertaining us rather than her being entertained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795684
NTA, Rissa is 5'9....
t. a 5'8 mexican

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795557
Ambition i do not lack. I relearned how to walk, doing a phd now and escaped Venezuela.
>>81795618
>>81795684
I had one girl that was taller than Nerissa, but equally as weird, in the good kind. But an absolute pillow princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795779
then she’s the perfect height for (me)
t. a 181 cm mexican

[Anonymous No.]

Wait... how we're all latams?

[Anonymous No.]

those nipples are very distracting

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795946
it sucks because most of my family is full of people over 6 foot, i just got the rare short genes in the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796004
We're very biodiverse here, I'm Egyptian

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796004
Not me I'm asian

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796080
>very biodiverse
sure are, every shade of brown under the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796043
my condolences anon, I was grateful to have received the opposite in my family, the next tallest is 168 cm

[Anonymous No.]

I'm enjoying this shit so much despite my brain saying it's cringe, it's over for me. I'm becoming Rissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796004
kek imagine if joey bulky is the only white person on the thread

[Anonymous No.]

Since everyone is blogposting
I'm a 184cm white Brazilian

[Anonymous No.]

>>81795714
of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796293
Nah man you're just portugese

[Anonymous No.]

how is that funny, white people please explain

[Anonymous No.]

This guard is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796327
She literally can't handle being compared to others

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796349
I'm the only white guy here (apparently) but I'm a slav so I can't help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796472
Dobro veche?

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for explaining the joke Rissa wouldn't understand it without ya...

[Anonymous No.]

I mean I could see how it would be appealing to middle schoolers with the dick jokes and hamfisted social commentary but Rissa still likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796004
Lots of variety here, I'm black. We just all love a dorky, horny demoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796640
It's a 10 year old musical. She probably has nostalgia values tied to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796640
I'm enjoying it too, definitely wouldn't be able to watch it if not for her tho

[Anonymous No.]

>the person that laughs in the crowd, she had a good night
It was her no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796640
her mind never left middle school

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY WIFE NERISSA RAVENCROFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>i love wife guys
So... wdsmbt?

[Anonymous No.]

She is totally dying alone

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry Rissa, once we're married I'll be a total wife guy for you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

THERES A SECOND ACT

[Anonymous No.]

>>81796715
Sure, but with how attached she is to the memes you've seen her like, plus, look at what we've watched like Sweeney Todd.
Man, if only we could watch Shimoneta or Seto no Hanayome, I'd bet she would love so many parody anime.

[Anonymous No.]

Literally goldmine of a stream for Rissa fun songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>81797284
Okay true. She'd probably laugh but she said like a couple streams ago that she also wants to remain family friendly. How i dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>81797459
But this musical we're watching right now isn't family friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>have to do watchalongs to get her to karaoke
I’m so confused.

[Anonymous No.]

This is just a secret karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

The princess is a communist

[Anonymous No.]

It's like watching Ms. America contestants answer serious questions on television

[Anonymous No.]

>a song is a dick in sheep clothing
https://youtu.be/SxRbAEjDS9k?

[Anonymous No.]

Aladdins actor reminds me a bit of the actor of Shaggy for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>81797966
YES! this guy looks so similar to Matt Lillard for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>song: take of your clothes
>I cannot sing along with this one
>*still sings along

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't aladdin just rape her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81798335
Because this is a pg-13 musical anon

[Anonymous No.]

Whoa that guitar fucks

[Anonymous No.]

WTFFFF KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>81798370
She's 16 that should not be a problem

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody fucking loves Gaston

[Anonymous No.]

Will she like gaston?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81798775
Seems like it

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa likes Jafar because everything is insanely impossibly against him and she likes thinking she's a victim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81798820
can we fix her

[Anonymous No.]

My sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>81798236
She cannot fight her instincts for raunchy humor.

>>81797519
She's too horny to keep to that. Shit, its why I like her. When she said one of her favorite shows was Shuffle, I knew she was different from those ladies who felt too good to watch a fanservicey comedy.

And I swear, her soul is a mix of Anne of Green Gables and Wednesday Addams. It just is. And I get convinced of it the more I see her taste in musicals.

[Anonymous No.]

MY WIFE IS GOING

[Anonymous No.]

she wants a villain arc

[Anonymous No.]

this song kinda went hard ngl

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa you are such a Jasmine thinking your life is so hard instead of a Jafar

[Anonymous No.]

Jafar is kinda like the theater version of Emiya Kiritsugu

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, wrap it up. Shiori is on the tele

[Anonymous No.]

>>81799032
As i see it. She is a bit of both

[Anonymous No.]

>we still have 30 minutes left
I've enjoyed this more than i thought i would, but I could not see myself doing this for anyone besides my family other than Nerissa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81799048
Reminds me of Eren a bit more

[Anonymous No.]

>>81799100
I completely agree. I hate musicals, but with Rissa, i'm willing to watch it. Without her i probabky wouldnt have enjoyed it as much

[Anonymous No.]

>>81799185
i like musicals this is just a bad one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81799185
same really. I'm so loving this but I would never watch it otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>81799100 (me)
nevermind the genie saved this for me, this is great

[Anonymous No.]

Oh right cause Robin Williams as the genie did movie references

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 100% convinced she was in the audience of this recording.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit what a twist

[Anonymous No.]

Literally Shaggy

[Anonymous No.]

This play is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Okay Jesus Christ I don't know what's going on here
Fucking ugly laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>i was always aladdin

[Anonymous No.]

>Jesus Christ I don't know what's going on here
me when i see schizos on vt

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800007
>>81792736

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm just a devil guy
>No I'm just a djinn
pffffffft

[Anonymous No.]

Preachy

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800106
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry Rissa, this is shallow as shit, and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa....

[Anonymous No.]

She easily has the worst taste of media in Holo EN

[Anonymous No.]

pretty schmaltzy right now but it's bearable

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800304
it's either Rissa or Wawa....

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all faggots. I love my hopelessly romantic wife so much

[Anonymous No.]

My emotionally weak wife...

[Anonymous No.]

came here just to get some people who have reasonable opinions, everybody in the world seems to unconditionally love this weird-ass musical
starkid does have some good stuff but it's not this

[Anonymous No.]

Its a nice message but I think its beyond the capacity of these writers and this cast to pull off.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I am absolutely convinced, she has a certain charming chuuni that is adorable. We absolutely need to watch some good hotblooded Tokusatsu or some mecha anime with lots of good music.

[Anonymous No.]

We need her to watch some good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually quite enjoyed this

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was a fun watch. Yeah it wasn't fucking citizen kane but who was expecting it to be?

[Anonymous No.]

I had fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Most of my theatre kid friends have sworn to me that Twisted is one of the ones that I'd like the most, so I'm glad I at least enjoyed my self a bit. Even if a lot of that was just because I got to watch it with Rissa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800765
This wasnt even Law Abiding Citizen

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800765
Same. Never watched any musical except maybe shrek back in 2010 so it's nice to see a theater kid nerd out over her favorite stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I liked it more than i would have

[Anonymous No.]

....Nerissa why do you know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800764
yeah it was fun despite the losers like >>81800304 and >>81800229 crying all thread

[Anonymous No.]

No one cares

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa…

[Anonymous No.]

ntr mention ah ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

Just sometimes I think about how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie literally became a couple on the set of a movie and like, that kinda weakens the argument that actors aren't into kissing and touching skin.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa, your self awareness….

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800980
Hey, she hates it. That's good, especially with what happened in catalog yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is so jealous...

[Anonymous No.]

she's looking down at me fondly

[Anonymous No.]

Is she pooping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800980
A curse of theater

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800764
>>81800765
>>81800864
Same, single mom experience so I've been subjected to my share of musicals and rom coms growing up. Yes, it is all schmaltzy schlock. Still often has it fair share of cute moments and a few laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

alright rissa look i love you but 'it has a deep message' is a bit much for this

[Anonymous No.]

Well hey, at least we know she isn't an NTR advocate, so plus points amrita?

>>81800731
We just need to introduce good comedies or powerful idealistic shows. Maybe she'd be a sentai watcher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801189
shut up faggot, shove a shotgun down your throat and pull the trigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801232
>We just need to introduce
Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801142
Widow mom experience here but i've have been subjected to a lot of romcom stuff too

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801189
You don't understand. Someone had a thread on twitter about it and spoke in an active, authoritative voice, so it has to be a valid interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

OK she watched a video essay saying its good someone make a video essay saying why it sucks

[Anonymous No.]

Musicals are too zesty for me did you guys learn anything new today
>>81801410
>That's exactly why she likes it
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bro did I not expect her to say "I disagree with this critic on Shrek the musical"

[Anonymous No.]

>she likes shrek the musical
>the only musical i watched was shrek the musical
I'M IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>81800909
>Shrek the musical mention
Anon you can now die in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>schaffrilas mention
Not surprising considering that Rissa is theater kid prime, but did NOT expect to hear that name today. does my sentence even make sense? both surprising and not surprising?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801142
>>81801306
Shit I thought I was the only one. Mom wanted me to bring her to Shen-Yun earlier this year. She fucking loves hammy shit. Have your moms gotten into kpop because I can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.]

i watched a video essay that said shrek the musical kind of sucked actually so i'm not sure whether nerissa is right or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801538
Nobody what she says she cannot handle people hating on stuff she likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801410
I hate that this is probably true

[Anonymous No.]

Why Twisted is an unexpected Masterpiece came out 3 years ago and she said she watched it because of that so she didnt see this as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>watched this with her whole family
>only aradia liked it
kek, not surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801609
My mom is Latam. I dont think she'll like it

[Anonymous No.]

>lolirissa doing a poppy dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801667
We are now her new captive audience that she forces to watch stuff only she likes…

[Anonymous No.]

Buckle up for the ranting part jailbros

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801797
>I was captured by a girl
I struggle to see the issue here

[Anonymous No.]

She still SEETHES kek

[Anonymous No.]

damn the theater kid beef is crazy. Never interacted with theater kids in school but this is another level kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801847
I love it when she rants

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801847
But that's the best part?

[Anonymous No.]

>childhood trauma
>venting
We’re one(1) food mention away from this becoming an official Nerissa zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you rude lady for making her always be on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801797
I mean, that is also Shiori and technically Fuwawa and Mococo too. Advent is the otaku gen, you just have to embrace it. The GENUINE otaku gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>be kinda rude to a girl
>she seethes about it for the next decade and a half
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802022
I want anime otaku Rissa not theater otaku Rissa…

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801873
Some of the bros I knew got into it to get laid and it worked out for them but I never heard it from a woman's perspective, taking this far too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802094
You get both, be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802077
She will think about the super reading criticisms all they way up to her deathbed…

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801997
She started the stream talking about Indonesian chips she got from Kaela

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas. How much grudge does Rissa have? Like, i'm incredibly grudge build but she has way more than me

[Anonymous No.]

Am I listening to gossip right now what is this

[Anonymous No.]

It's full gossip mode now kek
Becky? What a bitch! Her mom too!

[Anonymous No.]

money talks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802301
>>81802272
>>81802270
i love this.....

[Anonymous No.]

shit like that is so common in schools. its why kids never want to actually try in extracurricular activities

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802094
You'll get both and like it Jailbird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802119
huh. All the theater kids at my school gave me the impression that they were closet gays kek. The girls I dunno, I was kind of a math nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm never crossing Rissa ever in my life, I'll always be a yes man for her. This bitch would never let me live it down if I did otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone I don’t like is a fraud
Nerissa…

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802312
Sure does. I still remember getting cut from the baseball team while some kid who broke his back a month before try outs made it cause his dad donated ton to the booster club. Money will buy you most anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802134
There's nothing anime otaku about Rissa anymore. It's all interests from her past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802374
Wdym, that's totally valid

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801609
My mom is to old and white for kpop, plus she was never really into music as much as movies and tv. The Hallmark channel is like crack to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802427
I'd call you Rissa but I know she can't multitask

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802410
We had the higurashi watch along just about a month ago

[Anonymous No.]

that must have been one tall ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>break your fucking back right now Nerissa
b-based...

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I've heard this story before lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802476
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>81801609
My mom's still into Smashing Pumpkins and Weezer, stuff like that. Also a lot of mid 2010s pop. If my mom ever got into KPop, JPop, anything new, I wouldn't know how to handle it. She's also over 50, but looks mid 30s.

[Anonymous No.]

Making new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802476
Kek. Say sike rn

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god man how is she the one that brings up "ugly girl behavior" then goes on these seething tangents about decade old bygones grow up already

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802607
Did you hydrate properly today, Baker-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802594
Just curious, what’s your mom’s number?

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn hear a rissa squeak after touching the sensitive scar on her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802676
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802703
Sorry, she's still married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802607
It's here.

>>81802697
>>81802697
>>81802697

>>81802702
Later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802764
Gracias baker-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>81802703
anon is ultrahagmaxxing, respect.