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>> No.81693451
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.81693455 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.81693484
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>>81693455
SNIFFFFF

>> No.81693531
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81693531

What IF Gura doesn't have a bushy pucci?

>> No.81693543

>>81693455
i wish to feel the hairs of the gurass between my teeth

>> No.81693576
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81693576

Reminder that Gura does not support inaccurate art of her with a thin tail such as this monstrosity.

>> No.81693597
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81693597

Gura is the type of girl that wipes back to front, she doesn't give a fuck

>> No.81693646

>>81693531
There is no hair on Gura's body below her eyebrows

>> No.81693762
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>>81693646
Gura doesn't have a moustache? Now you are talking rubbish my good sir

>> No.81694035
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81694035

For king and cunny

>> No.81694114
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>>81693646
you daare deny the hairy gurass?

>> No.81694154
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81694154

Gura shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes ever.

>> No.81694263
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>> No.81694378
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81694378

my wife

>> No.81694419

>>81694114
I deny it with every fiber of my being

>> No.81694537

I don't know what to eat today, i don't have alot of produce at home, i can make these:

1) Spagetti bolognese
2) Chickn nuggies with honey mustard sauce
3) Gochujang tuna & pasta

Which one? All of them are boring as fuck so i have procrastinated for hours now, please send help

>> No.81694692
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>>81693440
Shork really knocked it out of the park at Dodger Stadium, eh?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnHUeaOff0s

>> No.81694709
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never gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.81694765

>>81694537
Spaghetti sounds good

>> No.81694785
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>> No.81694831

need more lewd gura

>> No.81694851
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81694851

Day 13! Give it up for Day 13!

>> No.81694866
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81694866

MY wife

>> No.81694929
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>>81694692
man that was great
I liked how the crowd sang along and cheered
to think she only used to sing for her family

>> No.81694944 [DELETED] 

>>81694851
>retarded spammer doesn't actually watch streams
Fucking stupid nijinigger, imagine exposing yourself like that.

>> No.81694978
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81694978

MY Gurandma.

>> No.81694989
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81694989

Gura is a tiny slut T u T

>> No.81695092

>>81694978
Man how come there's no holosummer this year? What the fuck is the point of building a big ass studio if you're not gonna use it? Fucking why is Cover so incompetent?

>> No.81695336

>>81695092
I'd rather if she didn't participate in Holosummer. She'd use it as an excuse to stream even less like with anything involving 3D.

>> No.81695348

>>81695092
They had to pay off youtube for Pekora's bikini and Marine's sleepwear instead

>> No.81695619
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If the pitcher aimed at her head, Shork would just catch the ball in her mounth, chew it like plug tobacco and spit the masticated remains back at him.

>> No.81695624

>>81695336
There's already second live, Breaking Dimensions, Myth anniversary, new year's concert and whatever else that's still unannounced. 3D performances are the main point of Hololive.

>> No.81695679
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>> No.81695815

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.81695827
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>confronting a dragon with an exoskeleton, a katana, and a pair of 30mm cannons
she is going to stream it, right?

>> No.81695906

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.81695959

>>81695624
>3D performances are the main point of Hololive
Nope, streams are. Streams are where they get their audience from. 3D performances are just an extra on top of streams which are supposed to be the main focus of HoloLIVE (the name itself literally refers to live-streaming).

>> No.81696066

>>81695959
Holos are idols first, streamers second. Live in Hololive refers to live performances.
Retard.

>> No.81696157
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>>81695959
>>81696066

>> No.81696224

>>81696066
That's backwards. They are streamers first, "idols" second. Yagoo and other talents even say that they are primarily streamers, because again, streams are where they get their audience from, not 3D performances.

>> No.81696276
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The sun is barely up chumbies. Relax for once

>> No.81696304
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81696304

L A Dodgers

>> No.81696383

>>81696276
It's almost the afternoon in Gura's time and she's once again seemingly not bothering to stream even though she clearly can.

>> No.81696421
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>>81696383
Greybud read the members post again

>> No.81696435

Imagine feeding Gura laxatives, diuretics and horny pills and having her poop, fart and pee all over yourself while she rides you TuT

>> No.81696496 [DELETED] 

>>81696383
Total greynigger death

>> No.81696607
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what if gura was your cat?

>> No.81696642

>>81696607
She would become my daughtercatwife

>> No.81696654

After much deliberation I have decided to goom to Gura.

>> No.81696696

>>81696421
She said she'd be "back" in August (though in her mind it might just mean 1 or a few streams before she fucks off again) but she clearly can stream right now, but is choosing not to.

>> No.81696736

>>81696696
I could choose to work on my days off too. No retard would willingly do that though

>> No.81696753

>>81696607
A cat is fine too

>> No.81696841
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>>81696696

>> No.81696849

>>81696696
Why are you seething? Is it because nijis fire their talents for asking to take pictures with their play buttons?
>but she clearly can stream right now
I'm guessing Gura in your head told you that?
Fuck off already.

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>> No.81696980

jwu, what were the major gura mentions during Ame's stream?

>> No.81697021
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should I eat a borgar today chumbies?

>> No.81697033

>>81696736
Most Holos actually like this job and chose to stream more. Also Gura takes almost everyday off from streaming because of how lazy she is.

>> No.81697082
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>>81697033
Most holos need to grind or else they lose relevancy. They can't afford to take breaks

>> No.81697093

>>81696849
Yeah, imagine a fan wanting their oshi to actually fucking stream. Must be some conspiracy.

>> No.81697140

>>81697033
god forbid someone takes the time to enjoy their success after reaching their goals. get a life you shitposter

>> No.81697212

>>81697033
>>81697093
>tells you exactly what she's doing and when she'll be back
>still seethe and act like a faggot bitch
Amazing truly. This really is an anti thread. Not surprising considering that trash like this
>>81694851
who just mindlessly spams and spews bullshit is allowed here still.

>> No.81697245

>>81697082
They actually like streaming anon. They've even said that (and proved it). It's Gura who clearly doesn't, but won't ever be honest about it or will make up some excuse.

>> No.81697260

>>81696980
people are too busy arguing to tell me the gura mentions I don't like this

>> No.81697272
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>acts like an anti
>blames the thread for acting like an anti
same routine every time

>> No.81697276
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>>81697245
they are lying

>> No.81697277

>>81697245
Who's your oshi?

>> No.81697368

I think Gura should collab with Bettel.

>> No.81697375

Deadbeats are still melting down and seething about Mori losing spelling bee btw. Just in case you're wondering who's behind the shitposting.

>> No.81697416
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>>81697375
Global seems fine though

>> No.81697448

>>81697276
They actually stream consistently unlike Gura and say they enjoy doing it. That's more trustworthy than someone like Gura saying she likes her fans, but tries to spend as much time away from them as possible.

>> No.81697465

>>81697416
They're on twitter and in yotube comments with occasional schizo coming in here to seethe at Gura. It's fucking sad behaviour really.

>> No.81697470

>>81697375
Deadbeats love Gura though? I think it has more to do with the collab ERB had during the spelling bee. There's a Chumbud that's very vocal about hating Holostars so he probably created shitposters like this guy >>81697448

>> No.81697492

>>81697448
I don't relate or believe those girls. No one wants to work more than they have to.

>> No.81697555
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>>81697465
Twitter and youtube comments aren't real people. They are shitposters who do it for fun.

>> No.81697584

>>81697492
Guess loving your job and fans is a foreign concept for you. Makes sense since you're trying to excuse Gura's laziness.

>> No.81697616

>>81697470
>Deadbeats love Gura though?
Lol? They've been seething at Gura since 2022 after Mori endangered Gura's life and Gura exposed her as a shit terrible person. Do you not know about the squirmbeat that's plaguing /hlgg/?

>> No.81697631

>>81697584
You sound like you love your job and fans. Are you a 2view or something?

>> No.81697657

>>81697584
I keep asking who's your oshi, why are you ignoring the question?

>> No.81697678

>>81697616
None of those people are Deadbeats. They're Holostar, Phase, Vshojo fans that jump in on drama because they hate Hololive.

>> No.81697746

I guess I'll wait for the gurame soundposter to go through the stream since it has been wiped from everyone here's memories

>> No.81697808

>>81697746
You could just go to the SC reading VOD and check the timestamps in the comments. There were many Gura mentions throughout the stream.

>> No.81697845

>>81697678
>They're Holostar, Phase, Vshojo fans that jump in on drama because they hate Hololive.
So an average deadbeat?

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>>81697746
The spelling bee or the ame zatsu

>> No.81697902

>>81697864
zatsu obviously I watched my bee wife. but I'll do >>81697808 don't worry about it

>> No.81697960
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>>81694035
for s'ghetti too!

>> No.81697964

>>81697375
>>81697631
>>81697678
Like I said. A fan wanting their oshi to stream is a conspiracy to you people.
>>81697093

>> No.81698019

>>81697964
Gura said she will stream next month anon. Do you not care about your oshis wishes?

>> No.81698059

>>81697964
You sure you're a fan? Mind posting your membership please? Also I'm not sure why you're melting down when she told you when she'll be back. Do you not have anything else in your life to do? Have you tried picking up reading maybe?

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i'm making nigiri sushi today :D

>> No.81698171

JWU to the whinging faggot anti being back.

>> No.81698172

I think Gura and Gigi would be good collab partners. The way Gigi teased her with epiTOME was great

>> No.81698192
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>>81698142
That sounds tasty chumbie. I'll probably be eating a borgar

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>>81698172
I think so too. Gigi's collab skills are pretty insane

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>>81698192
i have no choice but to make my own when 8 pieces is 20 bucks now

>> No.81698522
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>>81697678
>Vshojo fans that jump in on drama because they hate Hololive
I wouldn't hate Hololive if Gura streamed as much as Ironmouse does.
Perhaps Gura should collab with Hime Hajime.

>> No.81698622
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I'm lucky I only watch hololive

>> No.81698818

>>81698522
People like this make me glad I only watch 1 vtuber.

>> No.81698871
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Gura is french kissing a 5 foot tall sassy mesugaki witch right now

>> No.81698932

I get diarrhea everytime i think about Gura, what does that mean? I have never been in love before, is it love i'm feeling?

>> No.81698936

>>81698871
not true she rarely kisses shion most of her kisses go to EN members

>> No.81699065
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>>81698871
False, Shion is too busy collecting every known STD from Gabby.

>> No.81699094

>>81699065
Gabby is Gura dumbud and Gura doesn't have any STDs

>> No.81699097

Is are am Guras love for slime the same as her love for feet? She actually hates it but play it up anyway for the sake of her audience?

>> No.81699132

>>81699097
Retard.

>> No.81699153

>>81699065
>>81699094
Posts EXACTLY 60 seconds apart, why do people keep replying to themselves?

>> No.81699203
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>>81699153
dinogura is real

>> No.81699236

>>81699153
those posts are 37 seconds apart

>> No.81699257

>>81699236
So? Who cares?

>> No.81699323

>>81699257
60 seconds is not 37 seconds

>> No.81699327

>>81699153
dyslexiabud...

>> No.81699355

>>81699323
Yeah and 10kg is not 5.98kg either, whats your point?

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post time autism is the fumiest shit

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>>81699371
I reply to myself sometimes but I think it's really obvious so nobody mentions it

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>>81699065
Gura cant get aids if she's banging sassy idols dumbud

>> No.81699479
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gura cute gurame cute I'm glad Gura helped a lot

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>>81699409
nobody really cares unless you're being obnoxious about it

>> No.81699611

ggg may disagree on alot of things but i am very happy that we all agree that Gura is VERY bushy

>> No.81699644

I am deeply in love with this womanchild.

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>> No.81699665

>>81699611
agreed we all love the hairy gurass and her smooth cunny

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>>81698818
>I only watch 1 vtuber
I watch:
Ironmouse
Projekt Melody
Geega
Froot
Zentreya
Haruka Karibu
Matara Kan
Michi Mochievee
Henya
Kson
Hime Hajime
Also:
Buffpup
Dokibird
Mint Fantome
Vexoria
Sinder
OniGiri
I'm glad I'm not you

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I want to marry gura and build a red panda sanctuary together, is that to much to ask for?

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>>81699763
sounds like a nice dream

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>>81694785
gura sexy

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>touches your shart's front parts

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>> No.81700600
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Healing

>> No.81700664
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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>81700600

>> No.81701121

It's wild to me that people will come into this thread to tell us about Gura when we know way more

>> No.81701210

>>81701121
Retard.

>> No.81701397

>>81701210
>Gura can stream right now
Ok grey name

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>> No.81701606

>>81701397
She literally can. The collab was further proof of it.

>> No.81701673
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>>81701397
>>81701606
We just finished this argument an hour ago.

>> No.81701784

Goob morning retards

>> No.81701827
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>>81701784
Goob afternoon

>> No.81701876
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Gura is such a faggot.

>> No.81701921
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>>81701827
I had a nightmare and it’s still making me upset

>> No.81701996
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>>81701876
I'm going to sexually bully the gay out of her T u T

>> No.81702036
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>>81701921
Sometimes I get weird nightmares where I beat my friends and family bloody. I don't like those dreams.

>> No.81702122
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>>81701921
What kind of nightmare?

>> No.81702373
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>>81702122
The dream was of an old friend. They reached out because they missed me then humiliated me and blocked me. I know it was a dream but it still feels real.

>> No.81702639
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81702639

Gura has nightmares about being all alone in the world. No friends, no family. Nothing.

>> No.81702646

>>81693440
This is...shark leg juice. Ore ga hoshii

>> No.81702709
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81702709

I had a nightmare in where the police raided me. I've been feeling paranoid all day.

>> No.81702732

>>81694537
A true 4channer would always pick Chickn nuggies

>> No.81702902

>>81702732
the adults are talking

>> No.81702974
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81702974

I mostly have nightmares about being hunted by something.

>> No.81703108
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>>81702709
It’ll be ok chumbie. You can feel paranoid and I can feel sad. We can be distressed together! Misery loves company after all

>> No.81703191
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>>81701876
Gay

>> No.81703330
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81703330

My nightmares usually involve fear of missing my morning alarm so I'm constantly waking up every other hour and checking my phone.

>> No.81703361
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>>81702974
By what? By Xenomorphs?? That would be spooky…

>> No.81703464
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81703464

Mine is more complicated as I get older. Now it have falling down, losing teeth, and the most recent is I couldn't find a vacant wc. Being hunted by an enormous entity is pretty cool when you think about it

>> No.81703624
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81703624

>>81698932

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>>81701996

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>>81703361
Yeah I got those xenomorph nightmares too. I also have nightmares where I'm lost innawoods being hunted by wolves or bears.

>> No.81703977
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>>81703108
Okay but only if you take my hard drives
PS it doesn't contain anything illegal (yet) just a lot of wrong think. :3

>> No.81704010
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81704010

I always get this dream where I play as the arbiter in Halo 2. Its pretty cool

>> No.81704021
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81704021

Gura should cover Deep Sea Girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylNEFuwlsjw

>> No.81704030
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81704030

I made the orange chicken I talked about, it turned out really well for my first time, I need to use less sugar for the sauce next time though

>> No.81704038
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>>81703977
>it doesn't contain anything illegal (yet)
Wut?

>> No.81704101
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>>81704030
Nice work chumbie. I should try making orange chicken from scratch one day

>> No.81704129
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81704129

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

>> No.81704169
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81704169

>>81704021
Gura should cover me in her saliva

>> No.81704250
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81704250

>>81704038
You think they won't go after cunny? Think again

>> No.81704350

>>81700018
Imagine having this small creature inbetween your legs. I would fuck the shit out of her...

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81704443

>>81704101
the recipe showed me a good way to fry chicken, I think I prefer wet batter frying now. also I smell like garlic now

>> No.81704453

All these new girl membership openings reminds me of the lack of badge updates.
Do you think we're getting 2 this year or just one for the 4 year chads?

>> No.81704549
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>>81704453
We should become eggs again and then hatch into dinos

>> No.81704671

>>81704443
rape

>> No.81704702

>>81704453
it's kinda funny that some 4 years would never get their 3 year badges if she released one now

>> No.81704724
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81704724

Everyone step the fuck back. I’m about to ritual post up in this bitch

>> No.81704733

Wait my brain is derping
https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/15103/figma+Gawr+Gura.html
Is the Figma gura an old thing? I've never seen it before. So she has Nendo, popup, 1/7 scale figure, figma and an upcoming one or is this the upcoming one?

>> No.81704837
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81704837

Bike bands bin be bour blass, bo boo bar ba bays bof bour bives

>> No.81705436
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>> No.81705448
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bread

>> No.81705593

>>81705448
cherry bread

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>>81705593
is this blueberry bread then

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>>81705673
probably

>> No.81706011
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81706011

*chops your dick off*

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>>81706011
are you going to eat that?

>> No.81706193
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81706193

I just bought the first 2 seasons of smiling friends

>> No.81706259

>>81706193
why though? just watch it online for free, I actually did watch them last week

>> No.81706487
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81706487

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>> No.81706572
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>>81706193
It seems like a funny show. I realized that I actually haven't sat down and watched it, I just watched a lot of clips on Youtube.

>> No.81706796
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>>81706572
If you liked psychicpebbles you'll like this, it's literally him in gremblo artstyle, maybe a bit less disturbing than his yt videos

>> No.81706806
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81706806

I want to examine Gura's prostate before I milk it.

>> No.81706991
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>>81706806
only men have prostates, so Gura has finally become a real boi...

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>>81706796
Yeah I like Zach, I like his brand of humor.

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>>81706991
She's been a real boy for a long time now

>> No.81707588

>>81706193
Paying for digital content will never not seem like a scam to me.

>> No.81707599

What are you guys talking about? All humans have a dick, unless they have a birth defect or something, you know the people that are born without limbs; missing an arm or an leg or a head or something, so if Gura doesn't have a dick, does that mean she was born with a birth defect? Or is she a mutant? A dickless mutant?

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>>81707599
but anon, you don't have a dick

>> No.81707727

I'm not a big fan of dickless people

>> No.81707730
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81707730

>>81707488
cute boy

>> No.81707775
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81707775

Are we all creepy perverts?

>> No.81707777
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>>81707727
I like Gura

>> No.81707843
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>>81707775
ye

>> No.81707906

>>81707843
Whats up with the ugly skintags on her face? Surely Gura has perfect skin?

>> No.81707922

>>81704702
we're still a few months out from anyone having 4 years

>> No.81707930

>>81707775
>*Li touchí*

>> No.81707938
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81707938

>>81707775
ye

>> No.81707946
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81707946

Would you suck Gura's dual shark cocks?

>> No.81707959

>>81707906
That's shark juice.

>> No.81707969

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>> No.81707995

God I fucking hate women who aren't Gura.

>> No.81708031

I also like to suckle on Guras dual philharmonics

>> No.81708047

>>81707922
alright they would have them for like 2-3 months

>> No.81708060

>>81707946
Yes. I would also suck on Gura's single shark cock.

>> No.81708065

>>81707906
clean your monitor chumbozo

>> No.81708084

>>81706259
>>81707588
I watched the first episode on primewire but had to deal with 20 pop outs. I decided fuck it and just bought the 2 seasons on YouTube instead. I’ll probably watch them again in the future so I don’t mind

>> No.81708170
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81708170

Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>81708170
ye

>> No.81708274
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81708274

My daughterwife is such a flaming faggot...

>> No.81708293
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>>81708170
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I really want to see my mommy again...

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>>81707777
based lucky quads + me2 + sexo art

>> No.81708440

>>81708084
I watch non-anime shows and movies on showboxmovies, never had any issues with it so far.

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>>81708084
That's fine if it works for you I guess, maybe look into an adblocker or a different browser if you can't handle internet stuff like that next time.
Also be aware they can cut off your access to your "bought" content at any time whenever they want.

>> No.81708460
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>>81708170
Oui oui monsieur

>> No.81708871
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81708871

>>81708170
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! I LOVE HER SOOOO MUCH!!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>> No.81708983

Where is our mom? :(

>> No.81709217
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>> No.81709629
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>> No.81709733

>>81709629
im glad my wife does not have cheap ugly tattoos on her tail

>> No.81710153

>>81709733
i think it matches her aesthetic and character but it obviously would not work for Gura

>> No.81710256

>>81709733
maybe gura should get some she is dumb and forgets she is a shark sometimes...

>> No.81710582
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81710582

Idk what to get to eat chumbies

>> No.81710651

What does Gura smell like?

>> No.81710695
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>>81710582
borgar or nuggies are always good, maybe tacos, wings or a sammich?

>> No.81710736

>>81710651
Terribly stinky.

>> No.81710750

>>81710651
Probably still that soap she told us she buys. Though that was months ago so maybe she changed it by now. Or maybe she uses a different soap when she's away from home.

>> No.81710756

>>81710651
good stink

>> No.81710841

>>81710651
Her stink is so strong it will burn the hair out of your nostrils.

>> No.81710897
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81710897

If I were to ever get a tattoo it would probably be a sick one of Bowser wailing on a dual guitar wearing shades with a happy birthday message.

>> No.81710975
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>>81710695
Thas a goob idea mister. Ima get some wendys me thinks

>> No.81710992
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81710992

>>81710651
my cum

>> No.81711131

>>81710651
Faint urine and musk. Scratch your balls near your taint and then dig inside your belly button, then smell your finger. That’s the type of musk.

>> No.81711192
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>>81710651
That depends. Are we talking recently bathed Gura or no plans to leave the home anytime soon Gura?

>> No.81711606
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>> No.81711742

https://files.catbox.moe/8x5rv0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/efff9h.png

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>>81711742
Woah slow down, it's not gooming time for me yet.

>> No.81712038
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81712038

Soon. August is upon us and Goob will return to us with the most kino of streams. Probably something neat along the way.

>> No.81712229

>>81711742
I haven't goomed in days. I might as well wait for the next Gura stream to, no desire.

>> No.81712312
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>>81711606
The more I think about it Gura must of fit the bill for this whole event. There's no way Gura would of allowed Ame to paid with Ame being less active this year and the extra irl circumstances. Ame would've paid anyway by use her own equipment for the stream and giving her time to work the tech aspects.

>> No.81712505

>>81712312
>must of
>would of
Burgers really can't even learn one language

>> No.81712864
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>>81712505
NTA but I can only barely speak English. I'm a leaf.
French is supposed to be my second language, but I've forgotten most of what I learned there.

>> No.81712964

>>81712864
Leafs are still native English speakers and you still hold dominion over the filthy ESLs, deciding whether they're correct or not at your whim

>> No.81712991

>fap to Gura everyday for the last several months
>finally run out of material
So now what?

>> No.81713065

>>81712505
Two subjects anon. Btw you can say NA if you're too lazy to know what country you're talking about.

>> No.81713317

>>81712991
recycle

>> No.81713334
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>>81711742

>> No.81713363

Gura is the type of girl that sniffs her hand after scratching her balls

>> No.81713421

Does grills like when you pull their nipples? (i know nothing about girls)

>> No.81713512
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>>81712864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFJO8gW83BE
Damn those French Canadians, I hate them for some reason...

>> No.81713555

>>81713421
Varies from grill to grill.

>> No.81713707

>>81713334
Don't doxx Ame and Gura like that.

>> No.81713731

>>81713065
What?

>> No.81713962

>>81713555
So i can't just walk up to a grill and twist some nipples? :/

>> No.81714139
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>>81712312
>The more I think about it Gura must of fit the bill for this whole event
Gura most likely did for the artists but the NT work is certainly done by Ame herself. She kinda needed her for this one in case things didn't pan out like it did for that gameshow Gura did a long time ago.

>> No.81714378

>>81714139
The big brain game was perfectly fine when she switched everyone to a png. Her ending and getting rid of that first stream was just her overreacting.

>> No.81714587
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81714587

gura is watching fauna right this moment

>> No.81714744
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>>81714587
This is true

>> No.81714945

>>81714587
Imagine the sounds produced during Gura and Faunas sexy time

>> No.81715067

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>> No.81715066

>>81712864
Why is this young man dressed as Gura?

>> No.81715235

>>81710695
>>81710975
fatty

>> No.81715299
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81715299

We all know she's streamed with boys before, but I'm not fully convinced that Gura is not a huge fucking faggot gay homo lesbian.

>> No.81715309 [SPOILER] 
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>>81715066
Gura is a real boy and wants his needs taken care of...

>> No.81715376
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>> No.81715478
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>> No.81715509

>>81715299
I genuinely think she's too introverted irl to actually have any kind of relationship with the opposite sex

>> No.81715531
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>> No.81715557

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>> No.81715571
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>>81715376
ah a new recruit! get in line soldier, there's work to be done!

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>>81715509
She's just like me...

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>>81715376

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>>81715509
i can save her

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>>81715638

>> No.81715709 [SPOILER] 
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>>81715509
>he doesn't know

>> No.81715722

>>81715299
>but I'm not fully convinced that Gura is not a huge fucking faggot gay homo lesbian
"i rly want a cute girl friend to wear matching outfits with , huff"

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>>81715709
Where did you find this image of me and my wife?

>> No.81715817
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Gura is MY wife

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>>81715722

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>>81715983
>no
Classic denial.

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Goob, if you're reading this please make sure she's clean if you go down on her. Better yet, don't and just stick with finger blasting.

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>>81716255
I'll tell ame not to shower or shave

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>>81716255
You sound like you've had a bad experience.

>> No.81716530

>>81716404
I've read things.

>> No.81716880

>>81716255
>>81716530
Female genetalia have a shelf life of ~3 hours

>> No.81716976

>>81716880
Remember when Gura told Mumei she once hadn't showered for over a week

>> No.81717226

>>81716976
who among us cannot say the same

>> No.81717289

>>81717226
Okay, so how smelly did your cunny become after a week?

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>>81716530
I think I know what you mean.
I remember back in school boys were generally stinkier, but girls are so much more gross.
You can smell the stinky pussy all the way from the other end of the hallway. Clean yourselves, girls.

>> No.81717406

>>81717226
The only time I hadn't showered in a week was when I went on a weeklong high school mandated hiking trip. The most I've gone without showering otherwise has been 2 days.

>> No.81717475

Females are mysterious & stinky creatures <3

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>>81717315
The issue with Vaginas is that they produce a form of mucous/lubricant and when you get that in your mouth you run the risk of contracting an STD in the back of your throat which causes the cells to scream bloody murder which in turn causes cancer directly. That's why the Japanese patriarch started throwing rice at a lady to cleanse with who stepped into a Sumo ring to give CPR to a wrestler because they know Women are unclean.

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Why do women still pretend they're cleaner than men?
We see through their lies. I've seen horror stories involving women's bathrooms.

>> No.81717731

I am very disappoint in ggg today, improve yourselves

>> No.81717781

I wish i was Gura moldy sink egg

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Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

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>>81717731
What did I do wrong?

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>> No.81718138 [DELETED] 

Now this is a story all about how
Guras life got flipped turned upside down
And Gura like to take a minute, just sit right there
Gura tell you how she became the queen of a town called Holo-Air

In West Atlantis born and raised
On the playground is where she spent most of her days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in Guras neighborhood
She got in one little fight and her mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Holo-Air"
She begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed Guras suitcase and sent her on her way
She gave Gura a kiss and then she gave her the ticket
She put her Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Holo-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be all right
But wait, she hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
She don't think so, She'll see when she get there
She hoped they're prepared for the Queen of Holo-Air

Well, uh
The plane landed and when Gura came out
There was a dude, looked like a cop, standing there with her name out
Gura ain't trying to get arrested yet, she just got here
Gura sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
Gura whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything Gura could say that this cab was rare
But Gura thought "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes, to Holo-Air!"

Gura pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And she yelled to the cabbie "Yo', Holmes, smell ya later"
Gura looked at her kingdom, she was finally there
To sit on her throne as the queen of Holo-AirNow this is a story all about how
Guras life got flipped turned upside down
And Gura like to take a minute, just sit right there
Gura tell you how she became the queen of a town called Holo-Air

In West Atlantis born and raised
On the playground is where she spent most of her days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in Guras neighborhood
She got in one little fight and her mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Holo-Air"
She begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed Guras suitcase and sent her on her way
She gave Gura a kiss and then she gave her the ticket
She put her Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Holo-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be all right
But wait, she hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
She don't think so, She'll see when she get there
She hoped they're prepared for the Queen of Holo-Air

Well, uh
The plane landed and when Gura came out
There was a dude, looked like a cop, standing there with her name out
Gura ain't trying to get arrested yet, she just got here
Gura sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
Gura whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything Gura could say that this cab was rare
But Gura thought "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes, to Holo-Air!"

Gura pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And she yelled to the cabbie "Yo', Holmes, smell ya later"
Gura looked at her kingdom, she was finally there
To sit on her throne as the queen of Holo-Air

>> No.81718159

>>81718105
needs the to be continued meme in the corner

>> No.81718207

Now this is a story all about how
Guras life got flipped turned upside down
And Gura like to take a minute, just sit right there
Gura tell you how she became the queen of a town called Holo-Air

In West Atlantis born and raised
On the playground is where she spent most of her days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in Guras neighborhood
She got in one little fight and her mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Holo-Air"
She begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed Guras suitcase and sent her on her way
She gave Gura a kiss and then she gave her the ticket
She put her Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Holo-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be all right
But wait, she hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
She don't think so, She'll see when she get there
She hoped they're prepared for the Queen of Holo-Air

Well, uh
The plane landed and when Gura came out
There was a dude, looked like a cop, standing there with her name out
Gura ain't trying to get arrested yet, she just got here
Gura sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
Gura whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything Gura could say that this cab was rare
But Gura thought "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes, to Holo-Air!"

Gura pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And she yelled to the cabbie "Yo', Holmes, smell ya later"
Gura looked at her kingdom, she was finally there
To sit on her throne as the queen of Holo-Air

>> No.81718400

>>81709629
They should kiss

>> No.81718448
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I like The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air song too, but please go easy on the spam.

>> No.81718515

>>81718448
1 post = spam, nice brain you got there mister sir

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Wife soon?

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>>81718515
I saw 2 posts.

>> No.81719161

Gawr "Two Pants" Gura

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>>81719161
what are you implying?

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Gawr "Fire Hazard" Gura.

>> No.81719360

Gura should play all the latest game of the year contenders when she comes back in august:

Flintlock
Concord
AC Shadows
Star Wars Outlaws

>> No.81719395

>>81719360
Is this a joke post

>> No.81719405

>>81719360
I haven't heard of any of those except AC, and just because it's such a massive dumpster fire that it was all over my recommendations

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>Hello daddy Pim!
>Hello daddy Pim!
>Hello daddy Pim!

>> No.81719862

she shoudl play that nintendo speedrunning game. she likes speedrunnners and it's bite sized little bits of that, perfect for her shark brain

>> No.81719877
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Does Gura have brain problems?

>> No.81720035

>>81719877
she's kinda retarded
i've been watching other hololive members and it's kinda sad how dumb gura is in comparison

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I love gura because shes dumb and cute

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>>81720035
that's exactly what she wants you to believe...

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>>81720035
And that's part of the reason why she's so cute.

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>> No.81720229

>>81720035
the best part is gura knows she's dumb, and sometimes she isn't dumb and pretends to be dumb and nobody can tell the difference

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