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A thread for the discussion of the Unchained Shootist herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>> No.8151250
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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>> No.8151251
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.8151263
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森りん頑張って !!

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reminder

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>>8151241
C'mon OP, that's not even alliteration (nor are a lot of them these days but at least they're the same letter)

>> No.8151320
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*DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*

>> No.8151350

No alliteration and no mention of grill master I'm ngmi...

>> No.8151355
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What kind of meat do you think Mori got sent to her? Hopefully some quality A5

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>> No.8151390

every post BELOW this line is considered a ritual post

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>> No.8151399

>>8151355
bat and dog hopefully

>> No.8151412
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I love Mori!!

>> No.8151432

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Every post above this line is not a ritual post.

>> No.8151433
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I love you Mori!

>> No.8151434

>>8151355
tripas y al pastor con piña

>> No.8151456

>>8151434
based spicbeat

>> No.8151460

>>8151372
This picture is extra cursed, thanks

>> No.8151476
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i really tried, but i cant keep my eyes open long enough to catch the doom stream

>> No.8151478

>>8151434
Al pastor is fucking delicious

>> No.8151519

>>8151478
specially with pineapple

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>>8151350
>>8151304
It's a Callioperson!

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>>8151476
>he didnt prepared an alarm
Dumbeat!

>> No.8151645
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Mori Love!

>> No.8151666
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>/vt/ league manager says in two threads on two separate days that he's gonna update the page
>he doesn't update the page
What did he mean by this

>> No.8151718

>>8151399
>>8151412
so what is it!?

>> No.8151733

>>8151666
kek
Kiara can make some good expressions, huh?

>> No.8151775
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>>8151250
I want to knock Mori up and never part with her for a single fucking second until at least our third child is born. I want to watch every waking hour as the pregnancy progresses and her belly gets slightly bigger every day. I don't want a single day to pass without making Mori blush by finding new ways to say how much I love her and our unborn children. I want Mori to get knocked up with twins or triplets so that she'll be just a bit more sedentary and I can pamper her even more. My dream scenario is a late 2nd trimester twin pregnant Mori realizing that her belly is getting so large and intrusive that she should probably just sit down and take it easy until after she gives birth. In that moment I will shower her with kisses until her nipples turn purple because all the blood will be rushing to her blushing cheeks, naturally I'll need to suck on her tits to return the blood pressure to normal levels. I want every cubic inch of air I breathe to be permeated by Mori's pregnancy pheromones, the chair she farts into every day will become a shrine if I need to buy and train the slaves to worship it myself. Every fucking day I will wake up to make Mori breakfast in bed, and every day I'll take too long so that she gets sick of waiting and waddles over the kitchen, half awake and one quarter dressed, hungry enough to start trying to eat my ass. Mori will experience a form of love so intense that new words will need to be created to describe exactly how loved she will be, just hearing those new words would be enough to bring back memories and make her cum even when she's screaming her lungs out while giving birth. I'll become a fucking Gaia practitioner to channel my chakra's into Mori every damn day until the negative ions in my salt lamps run out. She will have mystic powers from beyond human comprehension thrust upon her to make every aspect of her life more enjoyable.

She will smell nicer, be more fertile, have a heightened sense of taste depending on how much love the food is prepared with, and I will always prepare it with maximum love power. When Mori sits her bare 8 month pregnant butt down on my lap to eat pumpkin pie and watch shitty movies she will cum and I won't even be erect. The sheer amount of love I've put into that pie will transfer into her tastebuds and make her orgasm on the spot, quivering so hard that the babies will take notice and begin kicking, which will remind her of how they're a product of our love and it'll make her cum even more. I'll take every piece of clothing Mori grows out of over the course of her pregnancies and preserve the lingerie, but the shirts and pants and skirts and hats will all be soaked in purified water and put on commercial cold air evaporation plates so that I can have essence of pregnant Mori's secretions mixed with mineral oil and glycol to have my aromatherapy diffusion sticks give me the scent of a 9 month pregnant mori even when she's only 2 months along. If you walked into our house you would immediately assume that Mori was 9 months pregnant from the smell alone, of course she might be, there's a 1/10 chance that that assumption is correct at any given moment. Even she will get confused. After a night of epic rough sex (during which mori will repeatedly orgasm) she'll wake up in a daze and think she's 9 months pregnant from the smell, but upon realizing that she isn't she'll obviously be a bit bummed out and rape me where I lay, as she feels like it's just the natural order that she should be pregnant with my children. Mori will become addicted to motherhood and getting pampered while pregnant and the scent of her own sweat to such an extent that it'll creep even me out.

I can't accurately express just how much I want to be Mori's little brother.

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>>8151733
Yeah. https://streamable.com/f8y0oh

>> No.8151783

Never leave Suisei and Mori unsupervised in a soundproof recording room.

>> No.8151809
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>>8151718
this

>> No.8151814

>>8151250
>>8151775
I hate you

>> No.8151886

>>8151783
suisei isnt a sex demon, everything will be fine, unless you mean post getcha suisei

>> No.8151926

>>8151783
Mori's human body's invincible isn't it? Sure Suisei might scratch her up a bit trying to get at her heart but there won't be any lasting damage.

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>>8151886
>suisei isnt a sex demon

>> No.8151971

>>8151809
>Mori slicing doner kebab with her scythe
Would be super funny and also on-brand.

>> No.8152035

>>8151926
I actually don't know. I assume it's not. I wonder if she could possess other bodies?

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>>8151934
Yes, i said suisei isnt a sex demon, now stop this slander at once, she is a pure and honest idol

>> No.8152043

Mori is pretty nice

>> No.8152055

I wish there was another holo or milky to join the BBQ with. Would like to gauge how good she is grilling meat

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>>8151934
>>8152040
I'm still super turned on by the idea of Suisei's internal succubus awakening after multiple collabs with Mori due to her demonic/underworldean influence. Suisei feeling the heat in her body overtaking her and pinning Mori to a wall, scared of the feelings of lust building inside her, but also hot for the idol that inspires her. God.... I want to have sex with Suisei...

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>>8152168
Glad you see you're still kicking, corruptionbeat

>> No.8152232

>>8151666
MANAGE HATE

>> No.8152235

>>8152055
>yfw Milky's there.

>> No.8152245

>>8152055
if you look at where she's from, you know for a fact that she can grill tasty meat

>> No.8152286

>>8152245
I mean yeah probably, but it's more fun to hear someone say UMAI if you catch my drift

>> No.8152296

Why does Mori never tweet about her stream starting

>> No.8152319

>>8151304
Shootist isn't even a real word...

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>>8152296
Why does she need glasses if she's deaf

>> No.8152344

>>8152296
Not needed. If you didn't receive the invitation, you don't deserve to come to the stream.

>> No.8152362

>mori didnt posted the invitations on twitter
BUT SHE PROMISEEEEEEEEEEED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MORIPROMISE.TXT!!!!

>> No.8152439

>>8152362
>he didn't receive his invitation

>> No.8152440

>>8152296
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345
SHE IS

>> No.8152444

>>8152296
The timing

>> No.8152448

>>8152296
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345

>> No.8152456

>>8152035
Apparently she claimed that her skin can't be pierced and her body's indestructible, in response to being asked if her shoulder spikes ever impaled her.
And I imagine she could, if she was able to slip into her current one no reason she couldn't walk around in other empty bodies.

>> No.8152462

>>8152296
She saw your post, dude.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345

>> No.8152473

>>8152296
Good job reminder her anon
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345?s=20

>> No.8152481
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>>8152319
>Shootist isn't even a real word...
You need to brush up on your English lessons.

>> No.8152496

Hey did someone post https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428203547053625345 Yet?

>> No.8152500

>>8151372
MORI LOVE!
Fishy snacks love!

>> No.8152563

>>8152456
She does get sick or sleepy though.

>> No.8152595

>>8151355
I could really go for some texmex or some shit like that right now

>> No.8152637

I know some of you richbeats are here.
Can someone SC her about dark souls 3 permissions?
NijiEN has permissions so I’m assuming its obtainable now for the holos as well

>> No.8152665

>>8152637
Didn't those come and go under mysterious circumstances already?

>> No.8152668

>>8152456
I just assumed her body was a bit tougher than average due to being made specifically for her, she did cut herself on the wine opener before.

>> No.8152721

>>8152481
I did check but it's such an old word I didn't count it.

>> No.8152761

>>8152342
>/ksg/ is almost at 4k threads
Do you think Mori or any other Holomems have played Katawa Shoujo? Which route do you think she picked?

>> No.8152768

How long have we waited for this stream to happen?

>> No.8152784

>>8152481
>Informal

Anon you're not helping your case.

>> No.8152788

>>8152668
Can always count on them breaking kayfabe somewhere.
I've just been imagining that even if the body won't break she'll still feel it. Like she might get knocked out if someone hits her over the head with a bat but there won't be any real damage.

>> No.8152802

>>8152319
>he doesn't know
Nativechama...

>> No.8152842

>>8152768
10-11 months

>> No.8152854

>>8152788
I suppose you could also go with the theory that she does get damaged, but regenerates super quickly.

>> No.8152858

>>8152761
She probably went for pink-drills

>> No.8152863

>>8152768
Like nine fucking months

>> No.8152897

>>8152296
APOLOGIZE!

>> No.8152933

I wonder how much rust she managed shake off her gameplay before this stream

>> No.8152940

>>8152761
the one with no arms

>> No.8152941

GUH!

>> No.8152955

>>8152858
>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DID I HAVE SEX WITH HER??? IT JUST SAID COMFORT!!!

>> No.8152996

IT'S TIME

>> No.8153022

The megaphone filter would be perfect if she had a marine helmet asset

>> No.8153040

Mori you dork you still have your radio filter on

>> No.8153044

>>8152955
Context was pretty clear, I never got how people were confused.

>> No.8153097
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>>8152955
I went to /vt/ to talk about Mori, not to open up old wounds and trauma

>> No.8153133

RIP AND TEAR !

>> No.8153136

electro swing mori..

>> No.8153153

>Drinking before doing IRL camera grilling on a jerry-rigged camera rig
God she has some really bad decision making

>> No.8153179

Did Mori leave the filter on on purpose? She had to have seen the chat telling her right?

>> No.8153217

What IS it with Mori and shotguns?

>> No.8153229

>>8153153
I know, I love her.

>> No.8153232

>>8153217
shotguns are cool as fuck

>> No.8153236

I've not been making many Mori streams lately. But whenever I do, she seems to read my comments a lot more often than she used to. Does...does she know? Does she keep track of people?

>> No.8153239

>>8153179
Seconding lol, it kinda makes her hard to hear with music blaring

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>>8151776
>>8151733
you guys gave me an idea

also DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.8153243

>>8153217
shes southern its the premier southern gun

>> No.8153253

>>8152040
That's right she isn't a demon at all, probably closer to original Doomguy. Just a regular idol in a den of monsters, demons, and gods who all fear her because she can kill then through sheer RIP N' TEAR.

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>>8153217
>mori will never kill you with a shotgun while you're being sad and sulking

>> No.8153295

Why the audio is shitty?

>> No.8153303

>>8152665
Yeah, but its been months and i'm hoping they can get it back now if someone checks.

>> No.8153312

>>8153236
Actually she does to some extent if you can make it into her long term memory.

>> No.8153322

>>8153153
She fucking perfect

>> No.8153324
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>>8153242
I've seen so much OC made out of that screenshot. Feels nice.

>> No.8153341

reaper commits mass depopulation of hell without realizing what she's doing

>> No.8153367

>>8153295
Because she forgot to turn off the shitty filter and doesn't pay attention to chat

>> No.8153369

>>8153044
Yeah but this is Mori we're talking about, that would totally happen to her.

>Your Boy isn't good at romance.

>> No.8153406

I'm already immensely enjoying this, mic filter aside

>> No.8153434

where are the hands? Did she expect people coming to see Doom?

>> No.8153453
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>>8152940
>Mori smoking weed with Rin

>> No.8153458

>>8153434
Get edged faggot

>> No.8153481

>>8151809
Mori is a Lebanese reaper?

>> No.8153484

MORIRIN YOU DORK

>> No.8153516

>>8153239
>>8153179
She just turned it off.
My head canon was that she was in a Doom marine helmet.

>> No.8153533

>It wasn't intentional
Jesus Mori I fucking LOVE you so much

>> No.8153537

>It wasn't intentional

>> No.8153539

I honestly thought she left the filter on purpose. I love this reaper!

>> No.8153559

>Forgot to turn of mic filter
>Asks what full auto means
She might have had a few drinks before this...

>> No.8153591

>>8153559
I-It's 1PM...

>> No.8153606

>>8153559
She has to avoid the heart palpitations somehow

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>> No.8153627
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Boy am I ready for another 12 hour stream where she bangs her head against the wall while eating

>> No.8153661

>>8153559
I like the mic filter.

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Is this what J-Chad's commute is like?

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Was she this panicky during the first doom streams? I legitimately forgot

>> No.8153751

>>8153627
What, does it take 13 for you to get an essay out?

>> No.8153752

>YEEEEESSSS RUAHHH
This stream is a goldmine for Mori noises already

>> No.8153754

We're gonna get some great soundposts from this stream

>> No.8153763

god she's going apeshit i love this

>> No.8153778

>mori screaming in confusion even though she's winning
I'd like to imagine this is actually what sex with Mori would be like

>> No.8153783

>>8153752
>>8153754
I just want another lewd edit

>> No.8153787

She's not doing too bad considering she's not an FPS person and it's been a couple months.

>> No.8153793

>>8153621
Yesss. Dumb bitch juice is not what she drinks it's her blood. And that's so cute.

>> No.8153820

>>8153778
THEY DON'T STOP CUMMING AND THEY DON'T STOP CUMMING

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Not that I'm not down for Mori swearing into my ear for a spell but I have work in the morning and man it would've been nice to have that bbq first

>> No.8153889

Guys I'm not concerning but is Calli an alcoholic? It's 1PM

>> No.8153947

>>8153889
yes, she is dependent on alcohol

>> No.8153977

>>8153749
Yeah, but now she's better at planning and keeping her cool, which makes the panic seem bigger by comparison

>> No.8153979

>>8153889
Grow up faggot

>> No.8154023

How long will she play until we get to the bbq?

>> No.8154034

>>8153979
t.alcoholic queer

>> No.8154040

>>8153889
Yes she is an alcoholic beverage. If you drink her you will turn into a dumb bitch too

>> No.8154062

>>8153591
I can't wait to be a codependent alcoholic couple with mori

>> No.8154072

>>8154034
t.underage retard

>> No.8154073

Bros, I really like our boy.

>> No.8154086

>>8154023
I'm guessing when she gets hungry maybe in 2-3 hours?

>> No.8154089

>>8154073
are you gay?

>> No.8154097

>>8154072
>>8154034
A true sign of maturity is learning when to stop.

>> No.8154101

>standing still
Mori . . . .

Mori's excitement and glee at ridiculous weapons is pretty cute though

>> No.8154129

>>8154089
yes

>> No.8154151

>>8153627
I hope not. Can she please just drag this game out for a bit? These long stream in the middle of the night, my time, are fucking killing me. I miss being a deadbeat in all senses of the word,

>> No.8154156

>>8154072
Cope bottle sucker.

>> No.8154183

she's doing fine for a console player.

>> No.8154191

>Jenma: hovering over a sober Kiara carefully making cookies making sure nothing bad happens
>J-Chad: lets Mori get drunk before streaming IRL camera by herself

>> No.8154212

>>8153749
She was worse because now she keeps moving and attacking. Before she was trying tp contain it and then she was freezing up

>> No.8154306

Is she drinking whiskey?

>> No.8154344

>Cannot risk it for a biscuit

>> No.8154354

>thinking Mori has to be drunk to be this retarded at technology
DYRBI

>> No.8154364

>>8154306
Yes, it's the only thing that makes her feel anything anymore (her own words)

>> No.8154423

>>8154306
Yep, potential of Mori being wasted by the time we get to the grilling.

>> No.8154426

>>8154354
Oh no, she definitely not drunk right now but her taking a big swig after every death will make this real bad real quick

>> No.8154538

the first yab

>> No.8154544

>SHUT UP quit telling me irrelevant shit
Oh she's going off today

>> No.8154638

>>8154426
Holy shit she's actually drinking after every death

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Getting a place she can soundproof was the best possible decision she could make, huh

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(late) Pizza Time

>> No.8154746

>>8154701
she can host orgies without worry

>> No.8154776

>>8154746
Yeah, with all me

>> No.8154794

>>8154701
You have no idea. It was cute looking at her covering her mouth to hold in her moans but I wouldn't go since her being loud as fuck is really gratifying

>> No.8154808

I think pinkies are faggots

>> No.8154844

>One of you at a time, I'm begging you

>> No.8154869

>>8154746
>One of you at a time, thank you!

>> No.8154912

>>8154746
this post aged like milk

>> No.8154939

ps4 is the worst possible way to play Doom to be fair to her

>> No.8154976

>>8154844
>>8154869
>I missed this
God how does Doom make Mori so fucking sexual? Is it because of the demons?

>> No.8154990

If only she knew how to scope+RL

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>>8154191
Im starting to think that j-chan might not be in mori's apartment for the BBQ...

>> No.8155070

>>8154364
Didn't she say she doesn't actually drink heavily outside of stream.s

>> No.8155108

did she really mention it was whiskey? I think I missed it.

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>>8155068
same, or a pinpon will happen sometime in the stream so that Jchad can come in and the barbeque will start

>> No.8155134

So who is John and why is he the demons

>> No.8155148

>>8155108
She drinking Whiskey Highballs,

>> No.8155186

>>8155148
i see, well she's also said she also drinks a lot of water in between when she was doing the spirytus batsu game in her old streams

>> No.8155216

>>8155186
The alcoholism is a joke anon, don't worry too much about it.

>> No.8155234

I don't play Doom, is she doing well or is she a complete noob?

>> No.8155271

Did she mention how long she's planning to play for?

>> No.8155280

>>8155234
She's doing about as well as you can on a PS4

>> No.8155296

>>8155234
the second one, but for someone that is not very familiar with FPS and possibly playing the worst version of eternal (PS4) she's doing alright

>> No.8155302

>>8155234
Mori unironically sucks at FPSs. Like, the average kid on Xbox Live is better than her. Still fun to watch her improve though.

>> No.8155310

She still doesn't understand a lick of how this game works and what it wants from her. I want her to get to the Doom Hunter for absolute despair. It's good though, I was worried we really switched timelines.

>> No.8155344

>>8155296
At least she's not playing on switch

>> No.8155350

My goodness, she did it in under an hour. We may yet see Mori fight the Hunter.

>> No.8155352

>>8155310
To which timeline?

>> No.8155424

>grim reaper has heart attack live on stream

>> No.8155450

I want to inject her with adrenaline

>> No.8155483

>>8155450
I want to inject her with love and support

>> No.8155496

It's funny how shit she is at 1st person platformers when she legit good at 3rd person

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>>8155483
Based.

>> No.8155514

>>8155483
I want to inject her with my semen

>> No.8155516

>>8154939
>>8155280
Doesn't she do a lot of her own producing and editing?
Her PC should be able to handle DOOM, right?

>> No.8155521

>>8155483
Too based

>> No.8155527

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1428216818330595339

>> No.8155543

ITS FUCKING GO TIME

>> No.8155594

Mori...

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Close

>> No.8155666

>>8155516
it's not about if she can run it, it's about how she grew up playing games in a console and the controller is her go to for video games for much of her time.

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It's too bad that Mori has internalized the rrat that she's "bad at videogames" when it's pretty normal for people to only be good at certain kinds and not great at every kind of vidya

>> No.8155723

>>8155679
Doesn't help that most of the games she loves are barred behind permissions hell for eternity.

>> No.8155724

>>8155516
>>8155666
This, and she also said a keyboard and mouse precision would be lost on her since she doesn't play fps at all

>> No.8155742

>"Sorry, I didn't mean to be so rude" to a cacodemon
God that's so cute

>> No.8155752

>i see you cumming
yeah and?

>> No.8155753

JWU. God she's fucking awful at doom.

>> No.8155763

>>8155723
She has low self-esteem

>> No.8155776

>>8155234
Honestly? Absolutely terrible. She doesn't remember any mechanics the game taught her. The biggest difference between Eternal and 2016 is that Eternal wants you to play it in a very specific way and will punish you if you don't do things in that way. In particular, this means using monster weakpoints heavily and using the loop of burn - glorykill - chainsaw. In addition to that, she sucks at both aiming and moving and has Polygon journalist-tier disability when it comes to moving and shooting at the same time.

>> No.8155790

I want to hug Mori so bad

>> No.8155814

>>8155753
Go back to sleep forever

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>>8155776
I know you mean the best and it's clear you enjoy the game but man I really want to tell you to suck my dick

>> No.8155867

>>8155814
I wish, anon, I wish...

>> No.8155870

>>8155776
Being sweaty about a single player game is cringe anon

>> No.8155886

>>8155776
Here comes the autist

>> No.8155908

Watching Mori play doom is like watching my 5 year old cousin play Mario for the first time. The gameplay is horrible, but it's just so cute watching her try and improve.

>> No.8155917

>accidentally takes advantages of i-frames to avoid getting burned
>has no clue what she even did
Man this is pretty funny to watch

>> No.8155950

>>8155886
hey, the dude asked how she's doing in the game. nothing wrong to tell it how it is. she's having fun and that's all that matters

>> No.8155964

what's up with the audio?

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What would a Mori OnlyFans be like?

>> No.8155978

>>8155964
Ame's settings...

>> No.8155979

>>8155964
it's probably the PS4

>> No.8155986

>>8155666
>>8155724
Oh lawd. Bad decision.

>> No.8156002

>>8155776
She got so excited about the microwave beam and hasn't used it to kill a single demon.

>> No.8156033

>>8155870
Mori being sweaty about them is hot though.

>> No.8156053

>>8156033
I wouldn't mind a sweaty Mori

>> No.8156054

Doom hunter double penetration will filter her, she'll end the stream there.

>> No.8156061

>>8155975
>FB

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>>8156033
But anon isnt a cute autistic dork

>> No.8156113

>>8155975
moririn trying to be sexy while stripping, but accidentally knocking over her drink or banging her elbows against the walls like a big dummy

>> No.8156119

>>8156002
microwave beam sucks dick and I wish it wasn't required to kill souls

>> No.8156130

>>8156054
I don't know about that, I spent hours getting through the first Doom Hunter, then it clicked and I did the twins on my first try.

>> No.8156132

>>8155851
>>8155870
>>8155886
A Question was asked and a question was answered. He didn't even imply this was a good thing, in fact he did the opposite.
Eternal is bad because it has an obsession with singular solutions.
This was acknowledged in the answer. No need to be salty at him.

>> No.8156133

>>8156089
Counterpoint: Your Boy has been an Anon.

>> No.8156185

>>8155870
It's not being sweaty, it's learning basic mechanics. Is being able to use WASD sweaty? Also same mentality can be applied to online games. Why do you care about other people experience? It's your game after all.

>>8155851
I'm supportive of her all the time. It's just eternal brings everything bad about her playing style and skills in games to the point it hurts because the game explained to her how to play it in very simple English and it keeps reminding her every time she dies.

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>>8156132
I know, not salty. I just had to resist the urge to bully him for being an autist about it

>> No.8156216

>Are you sure
God the way she almost whispered that has me ghosting

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>>8156133
counter counterpoint: Our boi at least got confirmed to be a cute dorky autistic femanon

>> No.8156261

>>8156119
It's funish in the earlier parts of the game to murk sneks but yeah it's probably the worst mod in the game.

>> No.8156327

I just came in, how's she doing the BBQ part?

>> No.8156367

>>8156188
>I know, not salty. I just had to resist the urge to bully him for being an autist about it
Be kind to your fellow deadbeats.

>> No.8156376

>>8156327
I think she's waiting for jchad to get there

>> No.8156383

>>8156327
She's going to be naked except for an apron and long gloves.

>> No.8156386

>>8156367
fuck deadbeats

>> No.8156388

>>8156367
Why? Deadbeats fucking suck

>> No.8156404

>>8156327
All we know is from that one image she accidentally tweeted earlier

>> No.8156409

>>8156367
deadbeats are niggers.
t. deadbeat

>> No.8156419

Mori...

>> No.8156421

>>8156367
>says this when a deadbeat tried to kill his oshi
t.revenant

>> No.8156424
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Mori's about to get serious

>> No.8156434

>>8156188
Imagine if Moririn was playing Pokemon, and after spending hours banging her head against Brock, she finally finds out that you should use Grass or Water moves on Rock Type Pokemon, instead of Normal moves. And then, after a well-earned moment of triumph, she immediately goes back to using Tackle or Scratch on every fucking Geodude in Mount Moon, doing exactly 1 damage every single time, all while her Pokémon still knows a Water or Grass Type move.
That's what this stream is, and I love her for it.

>> No.8156436

>>8156404
Wait what was that?

>> No.8156437

highball refill...

>> No.8156441

>>8156132
>>8156367
You're right I'm just overprotective of my boy

>> No.8156496

>>8156421
Hold up what the fuck happened?

>> No.8156514

>>8156436
She tweeted the camera setup I'm pretty sure. Either that or she accidentally switched to the scene in OBS. Its been a long day

>> No.8156519

>>8156436
the time when she posted a picture of her face and said "Hello world, it's me, Beelzebub Blackjack."

>> No.8156525

>>8156376
if j-chads gonna be there, do you think she's eat some meat and drink with our boy?

>> No.8156528

>>8156434
shes not hat retarded christ

>> No.8156533

>>8155723
She really should try DMC at the very least, maybe it won't be her favorite franchise, but I'm sure she'll like them, specially the first one for her tastes

>> No.8156545

>>8156496
you ever saw the revenants? they are basically deadbeats but loud as fuck and spam projectiles like a fucking cunt

>> No.8156574

>>8156528
>shes not hat retarded
>hat retarded
Are you sure?

>> No.8156587

>>8156404
>>8156376
Oh so no food has been made yet?
Alright.
>>8156383
I assume she streams in a loose shirt and nopan by default, at least since the coof hit.
Not tthat that is too interesting to me, I am here for Mori not Susie McGovern Japaneseteacher

>> No.8156599

>another kronii reference a while ago.

The voices in my head are getting stronger.

>> No.8156631

>>8156528
>is fully aware that you can instantly disable to Archnotron's turret with a sticky bomb
>decides to slowly whittle away at it with the machine gun
Yes, she absolutely is this retarded.

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this guy will fuck your oshi

>> No.8156637

>>8156496
Revenants are skeletons with rocket launches. So, they're deadbeats. And you should envy that one revenant that got possessed by Your Boy to grab the super shotgun and later got executed by her.

>> No.8156642

>>8156528
What an amazing typo

>> No.8156646

Well.
This gameplay sure as fuck proves one thing.
Mori really is a woman rather than a guy with a voice changer.
Sweet looooord.

>> No.8156648

>>8156599
Elaborate

>> No.8156659

>>8156633
where'd you get that photo of me?

>> No.8156683

>>8156646
>people still thinking that mori is a man with voice changer after 10 months
do people realky?

>> No.8156696

In her defense, the platforming bullshit in doom eternal was exactly that, absolute bullshit

>> No.8156699

Do you think Mori doesn't like hiking because she would get lost?

>> No.8156724

>>8156637
>>8156545

Oh Jesus I didn't even read the second part I thought some soeeg broke into her house or something

>> No.8156727

>>8156696
Filtered, jump puzzles have always been and always will be kino.

>> No.8156730

>>8156683
Was that a rrat that was actually believed? Because I was neither aware nor do I believe it. It was a bog-standard "holy fuck foids have a tendency to suck at games"-post.
I think I became *more* misogynist after getting laid.

>> No.8156758

>1HP
Retardkino

>> No.8156765

>>8156724
Sperg, fuck I'm tired

>> No.8156772

>>8156730
Second spoiler is wholly unsurprising.

>> No.8156775

>>8156587
>I am here for Mori
Same. I give not a single shit about doxxshit, but I still want to fuck her.

>> No.8156785

>>8156727
Yeah if they're decently made, nothing in doom eternal was decent desu, the platforming was just so boring and tedious.

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>>8156724
i think you need to do your reading comprehension reps deadbeat

>> No.8156814

>>8156730
>>8156772
What, why? How's that work?

>> No.8156828

>>8156599
Explain the voices to me

>> No.8156851

>>8156814
>women are only good for sex
>and sex isn't even that great

>> No.8156864

>>8156648
She just referenced her first tweet.

>> No.8156865

>>8156814
Once you fuck, you realize that women and man are actually pretty different

>> No.8156879

>>8156814
Do you know how painful a venomous snake bite is *before* you've ever been bittin?

>> No.8156905

MY BOY THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

>> No.8156930

>>8156528
Yes she is doing exactly that. Eternal tells you how to kill each mob and teaches you the loop of burn - glorykill - chainsaw but she remembers only Cacodemon. Probably because it's the cutest and most funny.

>> No.8156931

If you ever feel like you're living a pointless life remember that the Demons in Doom all somehow think they have a chance against Doomguy.
Like this skeleton legit thought "Yep. I can take him".

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>>8156434
Based

>> No.8156937

Sex is overrated. Must prefer passionate kissing and embracing.

>> No.8156980

>>8156937
Agreed.
As a Bibeat I gotta say men are infinitely worse at A and unspeakably better at B.

>> No.8156995

>>8156937
intimacy is almost always preferred to pleasure

>> No.8157021

>>8156937
Based

>> No.8157041

>>8156931
If TAG2 is anything to go by, I think it's a Lanius situation. They're more afraid of the commander behind them than the enemy in front of them.
>>8156935
The fact her roommate bought SwSh is far more egregious than anything she could ever do as a Holo.

>> No.8157055

>>8156937
Mori is overrated

>> No.8157092

>>8156937
Anon is overrated

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I'm sick and slept in too much after buying Idol manager...
How has the stream been so far?

>> No.8157140

Mori not noticing two Cacodemons tailing her for like 20 seconds was pretty hilarious.

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Mori is learning!

>> No.8157143

>That whimper

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>>8157041
I've quit Pokemon multiple times myself but always get dragged back by a little bit of lingering nostalgia. In fact here I am eyeing up Legends Arceus despite SwSh being disappointing. This wouldn't be as much of a problem if Bamco made Digimon games more often for me.

>> No.8157159

Ogey!

>> No.8157167

>>8157159
rrat!

>> No.8157172

>>8156937
Por que no los dos?
>>8156980
>better at embracing
The heck does that even mean. How can you be bad at holding your arms around someone, unless you don't have 'em?

>> No.8157201

I wish Mori would give an eta on the bbq part she could start in 30 minutes or 4 hours…if it’s the latter I wanna do some sleep reps.

>> No.8157206

>>8156814
>What, why? How's that work?
There's just. Like. Not a lot to them, and you start to realize that them having power makes everyone miserable.
The people that have good relationships with women including my father with my mother and my brother with his GF treat it as a sort of uh. Like they're sentient pets.
Love comes from your brothers. A woman loves the way you handle her. She doesn't love "you", whatever that means. Pursue friends not girls.
>>8156772
>Second spoiler is wholly unsurprising.
Haaah. I wish I could've been a normie. But even now it just. Y'know. Doesn't work.
That's why I don't get wanting to fuck a vtuber. It's like. "Dude why make more trouble for yourself? You're already getting the prime cuts of this person's personality.".

>> No.8157234

>>8156528
She hasn’t used her secondary fire on the plasma rifle a single time, despite it helping her out in several places, and I don’t think I saw her use the super shotgun at all during this stream. I’ll give her some benefit of the doubt, though, cause it has been a very long time since she’s played.

>> No.8157243

>I feel cuuuhrazyyy playing this game
Crazy Beachy, perhaps?

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>My eyes have been wide open the whole time
I wish I could say the same. I'm ngmi...

>> No.8157260

Why is Mori playing Doom again? Isn't this the very first game she played after debut? Is this like an anniversary throwback?

>> No.8157273

LET'S GOOOO

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How many tries do you think this boss will take?

>> No.8157283

>>8157260
moripromise.txt lives rent free inside her head

>> No.8157302

>>8157276
until her graduation

>> No.8157306

Taking bets now on how many hours it takes her to kill the first Hunter.
>>8157146
I just do a Crystal or Emerald or Platinum Nuzlocke whenever I need to scratch my pogeymanz itch. Mori has somewhat sold me on Snap though, so I may pick that up in the near future.
>>8157206
There's an old screencap from /b/ where an irl oldfag says "get you a woman who needs you more than you need her" and I hate how absolutely on point he was.

>> No.8157315

>>8157172
>How can you be bad at holding your arms around someone, unless you don't have 'em?
There is a way to hold someone that is incredibly accepting and supportive and welcoming that simply wraping your hand around someone doesn't accomplish.

>> No.8157334

God I hate that she's so obsessed with PlayStation

>> No.8157338

>>8157276
No chance she beats the double Hunters tonight, but she may beat the lone Hunter in 2-3 hours.

>> No.8157381

>that BGM
oh shit NOW I'm feeling it.

>> No.8157385

>>8157306
>There's an old screencap from /b/ where an irl oldfag says "get you a woman who needs you more than you need her" and I hate how absolutely on point he was.
You hating that is part of the problem.
It used to be accepted wisdom.
Also, needing any woman is the wrong approach.
Like he's right but it's still the wrong angle.

>> No.8157388

>>8156931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC375rujZhs
Its literally this nigga's skit

>> No.8157390

>>8157334
I just remembered that the official xbox twitter account commented on her doom announcement with dad shit but she plays her games mostly on the PS4

>> No.8157415

Is Doom Hunter really that difficult?

>> No.8157424

>>8157276
>How many tries do you think this boss will take?
At least nine.

>> No.8157431

>>8157390
just another cuckbeat

>> No.8157437

>>8156937
Sex is overrated until you're in a sexless relationship. Then you realize just how much a single thing can cause so many issues.
>>8156980
I'm surprised you're say that

>> No.8157452

>rocket up close leaves you 1HP
That's jsut game having mercy, isn't it. It's the second time I notice this happening.

>> No.8157472

Fuck I didn't realize This was on now, did i miss the grilling

>> No.8157493

>>8157472
No, the grilling is after she finishes playing

>> No.8157500

>>8157472
No grills yet

>> No.8157502

>>8157437
>Sex is overrated until you're in a sexless relationship. Then you realize just how much a single thing can cause so many issues.
True but wrong angle. A sexless relationship isn't a relationship.
>>8157472
>Fuck I didn't realize This was on now, did i miss the grilling
Nope. We don't even know the logistics of it yet.

>> No.8157504

nope, my guess is the bbq will be 1-2hrs from now

>> No.8157505

>>8157493
Oh good. Time zone reps are hard.

>> No.8157509

Yeah, this fight is going about as well and I expected.
>>8157452
She has a rune that saves her from certain death. Once every 2 munutes or so.

>> No.8157512

>>8156995
If you're doing sex right, it is intimacy though. There are chemicals that are only released during sex that are supposed to strengthen your connection to someone else

>> No.8157517

>>8157234
She actually did a few times. But I think it was just her clicking all buttons in panic since she doesn't seem to do it on purpose

>> No.8157519

>>8157452
That was the second chance rune she got activating. Could tell since slowdown happened. She totally killed herself there.

>> No.8157521

>>8157452
That was her burning her get out of jail free rune.

>> No.8157534

>>8157452
if you take in mind that the cyberdemon in old games could kill you with a single rocket then yes

>> No.8157543

Unpopular opinion doom 2016 has better gameplay.

>> No.8157545

>>8157502
>True but wrong angle. A sexless relationship isn't a relationship.
Why'd you have you hurt me like this deadbeat.

>> No.8157550

>>8157512
Not denying that, but sex without intimacy is pretty hollow

>> No.8157572

>>8157509
>>8157519
>>8157521
Naruhodo. Sorry, it's been a minute since the last stream.

>> No.8157573

>>8157385
I don't hate it because I wish to see women as equal. I hate it because it runs completely contrary to everything everyone tells you about women from the moment you become capable of understanding human speech. It doesn't matter how many young men get their hearts broken, or older men lose their house and car and kids, American society will keep pretending that women are a cognitive 1:1 with men. Only autistic people and gigachads can ever break that conditioning.
>>8157415
He kicked my ass for about 30 minutes on Ultra Violence, but only because I thought you actually did have to down his shields before you can do damage. Once you find out that you can just focus fire the sled, he becomes the second easiest Super Heavy.

>> No.8157628

Forced difficulty is a meme, but holy shit do I HATE HATE *HATE* the meme where the screen gets all fucked on low HP in a lot Doom/Unreal Tournament inspired games.
Fuck this death spiral shit.

>> No.8157646

So, you see women as these predatory creatures, yet you want them more than anything in life. Curious!

>> No.8157653

She plays doom like monster hunter lmao.

>> No.8157666

>>8157415
No. The sequence is: run up to it, blast fully charged Plasma mod she has on into its face to break the shield, superpunch it to break its sled, use the missile lock to kill it once it's in the air. I don't remember if this one has more HP than ones you meet later on so you might need to repeat first two steps a couple times.

>> No.8157667

AHAHAHAHAH, HOLY SHIT THIS DUMBASS

>> No.8157675

man. mori played bloodstained relatively calm but this game really puts her on the edge literally on a few minutes in

>> No.8157677

Mori > Men >>>>>>>> Women

>> No.8157681

Why'd y'all turn a comfy Mori thread into /pol/ manifestos on women

>> No.8157684

>>8157646
it's a /r9k/ raid please understand

>> No.8157723

STOP USING THE FUCKING ROCKET MORI

>> No.8157726

>>8157543
I found it easier to get into, but I enjoyed Eternal more after I really got a handle on things

>> No.8157727

>>8157646
blame my monkey brain and dna

>> No.8157730

>>8157545
>Why'd you have you hurt me like this deadbeat.
I am simply here to free your mind.
That pain you're feeling is the sensation of blood rushing back into your body after throwing off its constraitns.

>> No.8157753

Oh God she's so fucking stupid the game TOLD HER to use the plasma rifle on it and she only just now figured it out I need to impregnate this dumb bitch with a dozen children

>> No.8157764

is she fighting this boss wrong?

>> No.8157775

>>8157753
>she only just now figured it out
Nah, pretty sure her strategy was to save ammo for it.

>> No.8157779

>>8157646
You seem lost.
>>8157764
>is she fighting this boss wrong?
She isn't really fighting the boss at all.

>> No.8157794

>>8157730
No the pain I'm feeling is regrets and a reminder of what was wrong with a relationship that lasted far too long

>> No.8157796

>>8157753
going for straight for the sled > plasma rifling the shield

>> No.8157815

>>8157681
>y'all
You have to go back.

>> No.8157840

>>8157796
But she didn't do either of these things.

>> No.8157851

>>8157653
Iceborne and Eternal are the only vidya I've thoroughly enjoyed over the last five or so years.
>>8157646
>>8157677
>>8157681
Are you faggots actually surprised that the fucking Vtuber board of all places is full of people who have grievances with women?

>> No.8157861

>>8157646
Bro I just want to be happy. The last time I was consistently happy because of a woman I knew was years ago and that was a tranny.

>> No.8157868

>>8157794
Regrets are only useful 15 minutes after the fact. Beyond that it's just masochism.
Unless you murdered or raped someone.
I hope you find your peace.

>> No.8157869

She figured it out! The information the help tip gave her 5 minutes ago! I'm sorry but this is too hilarious, your boy short term memory is something else

>> No.8157878

>>8157779
sasuguh reaper

>> No.8157883

>>8157851
gomenesorry 77 dubs anon I didn't mean to tag you.

>> No.8157887

Does she how any awareness when it comes to health in games or is she actually that stupid?

>> No.8157908

>>8157869
all those goldfish crackers are turning her into a goldfish

>> No.8157916

>>8157796
I had no idea you were supposed to have a strategy for this fight. I just shot him and hoped he died. Only took 2 or 3 tries

>> No.8157921

>>8157851
>Are you faggots actually surprised that the fucking Vtuber board of all places is full of people who have grievances with women?
It's Vshithow trannies feeling like they have to go into random threads and preach.
You can tell by the way they type.

>> No.8157961

>>8157916
figuring out how to take him out quickly and efficiently is super important when he becomes a regular enemy, especially in nightmare mode slayer gates

>> No.8157966

>>8157779
>You seem lost.
Is it really me, or is it all the people who seem to look down on women in a thread dedicated to worshipping one? Not saying their reasoning is invalid, mind you, it's just kinda weird to see it here of all places.

>> No.8157967

>>8157815
To where, the south? Is y'all a dank new buzzword I missed?

>> No.8157972

I’m having so much fun just watching Mori’s face as she plays this. God tier eyetracking.

>> No.8157977

>>8157869
god I fucking love this girl

>> No.8157980

Watching Mori gave me hope in real women again.

>> No.8157984

>>8157573
>I hate it because it runs completely contrary to everything everyone tells you about women from the moment you become capable of understanding human speech. It doesn't matter how many young men get their hearts broken, or older men lose their house and car and kids, American society will keep pretending that women are a cognitive 1:1 with men. Only autistic people and gigachads can ever break that conditioning.
Yeah, that's indeed a tragedy.
Literally millions of men are being conditioned to become people that women will be disgusted by, and rightfully so.

>> No.8158003

>>8157543
Some of the lategame combat puzzles are better, and I also think 2016 has better looking Mars levels, but holy fuck is it hard to go back to after Eternal spoils you with dashing and monkey bars and weakpoint PINGs.

>> No.8158034

doesn't this boss become a regular enemy later?

>> No.8158051

>>8157967
Dumblr likes "y'all" because it's folksy.
>>8157980
she's a chuuba she's not real women

>> No.8158077

>>8157980
>again
Tsk tsk tsk. I regained hope back in september and never lost it since. Life has been great ever since.

>> No.8158079

Mori please run away from the bullets

>> No.8158081

Gundam you fucking casual

>> No.8158087

>>8158051
You sound like those pansies who say Pepe is racist. Fuck off. It's just a word

>> No.8158091

>>8158034
she has to fight a pair immediately after killing this one lmao.

>> No.8158093

>>8157967
>To where, the south?
Reddit, if you're not already in the South.
> Is y'all a dank new buzzword I missed?
Yes, actually.
It's "cottagecore", i.e retard hipster as fuck.

>> No.8158095

>>8157509
>>8157519
>>8157521
Since we're talking mechanics, doesn't she have a couple perk points or whatever to spend? Could be helpful, maybe.

>> No.8158120

>>8157967
They hate that word for whatever reason, you should follow the buzzword 4chan people use or else your retarded

>> No.8158123

>>8157878
>sasuguh reaper
Oh wait fuck I didn't reply to this.
But yeah it really... oh she is finally getting it.

>> No.8158124

>>8158093
>>8158087

>> No.8158131

>>8158087
There's no need to be rude to me. I am only explaining why the other anon would tell you to go back.

>> No.8158141

>>8158034
Yes.
>>8158095
+2 extra shotgun shells or +15 health/armor is negligible.

>> No.8158145

>>8158093
Whatever you say, bud. I picked it up from music desu. Sounds like you're the one who needs to go back since you know what's going on over there.

>> No.8158157

>>8158093
The word can't kill you retardchama. Calm down and take your meds

>> No.8158202

>>8158095
She's actually too stupid to read the screen when it say in big letter "PERK AVAILABLE". I think she might be actually retarded

>> No.8158209

>>8158157
I sometimes use words like "ya'll" or call her "Calli" just to trigger people like him

>> No.8158227

>or else I'm going to keep getting Pomu'd
What did she mean by this

>> No.8158246

Lol, she enabled game journo mode. And she still almost died.

>>8157543
No way in hell. 2016 really fails the whole rip and tear thing. It does not reward in fact being extremely aggressive and doesn't push you to be. Camping in a corner with Gauss is quite literally the best strategy. Eternal might limit your options by punishing deviations from its intended playstyle, but the combat feels so much more satisfying with health jumping 1-150 all the time, everything burning and exploding around you while you switch between several weapons within couple seconds to make use of monster weaknesses.

>> No.8158260

>>8158209
Based
t.idontmindthedadjokebeat

>> No.8158265

>>8158209
Wait Calli is verboten too? Why?

>> No.8158311

Poor mori. She is so bad at fps.

>> No.8158340

>>8158260
Calli herself doesn't mind. Remember she came back from vacation with Milk

>> No.8158364

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1428239052961058827

>> No.8158369

>"I'm stuck!"
as she slowly walk into the boss over and over

>> No.8158379

>>8158209
Same. I mostly just use it on global and watch people make a big deal out of it

>>8158265
Yes. They feel empowered because only /morig/ (and a few people) call her mori and when you call her Calli, you're not part of /morig/ anymore because it indicates you're from discord or reddit

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>>8158311
I kinda wish that fps training arc with Ame in Halo: Reach didn't get stuck in permissions hell, but watching her struggle with this is still fun

>> No.8158427

>>8158364
She still does these auto-tweets even after getting fucked by them over and over

>> No.8158441

>>8158379
>>8158265
Huh never heard that.
Personally I am vaguely annoyed by it mostly because it can be confusing because an indie EN I watch also is named Calli(e).

>> No.8158460

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND YT is fucking up.

>> No.8158477

>"I have to stop a post!"
Too bad.

>> No.8158489

>I have to stop a post
Calli....

>> No.8158497

wait a minute, mori didn't promise to beat the game did she she?

>> No.8158500

>>8158427
speak of the devil

>> No.8158501

>thought i'd be done by now

never change you dumb chuuni

>> No.8158507

She is an absolute mess today...

>> No.8158513

this dumb bitch

>> No.8158521

>>8158265
Not really, it's just a joke. And I don't use it for personal reasons.
It used to be a good litmus test for newbeats/normalfags for a little while though – right until some oldbeats decided to out-contrarian their peers and start using it anyway.

>> No.8158524

Why not just call her whatever you feel like in the moment? Calli, Mori, my dog, my boy, dumb faglord... it's all good.

Dadshit can go to hell though. I'd sooner call her a talentless corpo sellout.

>> No.8158526

surely she barbeques after this boss fight?

>> No.8158528

>>8158340
Remember that the joke is still peak retardation and faggotry

>> No.8158539

She really thought she'd finish this in 2 Hours?? Oh god...

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>>8158526
onegai

>> No.8158558

oh god please talk about the stream at least. She's streaming right now

>> No.8158561

Mori... No...
Please tell me she didn't want to beat the whole game first.

>> No.8158584

She might actually pull this off, holy fuck. And she didn't notice but super armor got disabled, she's playing "fair" now.
>>8158387
Ame is just as bad at the whole "read what the game directly tells you". First 3 hours of her playing 2016 is just the game slowly beating her into submission and forcing her to use the game's mechanics.

>> No.8158596

>>8158528
>My 4chan buddies will think I'm cringe and not based if I like a joke the girl herself likes because it's popular

>> No.8158603

>>8157868
Regrets are useful introspection but I'll never find peace since regrets are all I have.

>> No.8158605

>>8158561
>>8158539
>>8158501
>>8158497
I really hope she meant to go to some intermediary stage.

>> No.8158622

>>8158441
People actually get mad when you call her Calli months ago lmao, thought they were just joking but i think it's all good now

>> No.8158634

>Playing it a soulsborne game

KEK truly a Sony fan.

>> No.8158651

>Still not using plasma rifle like the game has instructed
Moririn...

>> No.8158672

how many hours until she beats this boss?

>> No.8158696

>>8158596
>Mori likes the joke
Now you're really just being retarded. She tolerates it, because retards can't stop forcing and spamming it. She just doesn't care.

>> No.8158703

>>8158672
I reckon she'll beat it within the next hour

>> No.8158708

>>8158672
Less than one.

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>>8158584
Agreed, but Mori learns the more she does something and having a friend to go through FPS games with would make it more likely that she'd play them as long as its not APEX please

>> No.8158737

>>8158696
If Kiara can speak up about bottom left Mori can about the dad thing if it bothers her. She leans into it

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>>8158723
Mori WILL play apex and she WILL rike it!

>> No.8158744

I think she's actually incapable of moving both thumbsticks simultaneously, hence why she's so bad at aiming

>> No.8158746

>>8157966
Let me help you here Anon. An individual is special, unique. They are judged on all of their individual circumstances. Groups are a mixture of data and impressions. They're judged by the commonalities people encounter and have to deal with, A man or woman is generally great, or special. People are fucking awful and collectively they cause most of the problems in peoples lives.

>> No.8158751

>>8158651
She's figured out that sled damage is the most important during the first phase

>> No.8158753

>>8158737
>leans
try not caring dude she already has stated her position about it

>> No.8158771

>>8158746
なるほどね。

>> No.8158777

>>8158737
Can you read, retard? She doesn't care about it.

>> No.8158783

>>8158737
>Mori
>Speaking up
>Has said groaned/asked to not be called dad on stream when someone mentions it
>>>Leans

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>>8158744
It's definitely not her strong suit, she must've really relied on lock-on for the souls games

>> No.8158793

>>8158501
Happens literally every single time.

>> No.8158804

I like how Calli remembers to use the flame belch about once every 15 minutes and then immediately forgets about it again.
Also what are non-shotgun grenades?

>> No.8158818

Wait so she fucking knows about flamethrower but she deliberately doesn't use it. It's like watching Chama play getting over it with her feet except she's doing it because she thinks it's more efficient this way and not as a meme.

>> No.8158821

oh no no no no no no no not the antidadfags

She already told you to fuck off because she doesn't care.

>> No.8158831

>Uses Blood Punch perfectly to do a ton of damage
>Didn't mean to and doesn't notice

>> No.8158875

Mori you have terminal fucking brain damage.

>> No.8158877

>>8158821
I guess she doesn't like BBQ either then.

>> No.8158896

>sled sounds too cute though, I don't want to use that
Based language autist reapy

>> No.8158913

Okay mori its time to drop the game.

It's obvious you dont know how to play DOom ro any FPS

>> No.8158992

just please don't die Mori

>> No.8159031

hopefully her camera works for the barbeque...

>> No.8159037

>>8158992
I want her to die so she will starve to death from her autism

>> No.8159086

This is the run

>> No.8159128

SHE DID IT

>> No.8159131

SHE DID IT

>> No.8159153

holy fuck she did it

>> No.8159156

Did it without Journalist Mode, good job Mori

>> No.8159171

She did it!!

>> No.8159180

>>8159156
For the second half anyway. Glad the sentinel armor turned off automatically for that.

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>cheating mori
NTRbeats, how can you keep winning?

>> No.8159200

>>8159180
I'll take it

>> No.8159219

What's so cute/funny about Gore Nest?

>> No.8159231

>>8159196
We just know the true mori. You vanillabeats just keep trying to project your perfect woman into Mori but she isn't perfect.

>> No.8159236

She just confirmed trip is 2 weeks

>> No.8159252

so, another 10 hour game stream when she gets back?

>> No.8159253

>>8159231
yes she is moron ill beat the shit out of you

>> No.8159255

BBQ TIMEEEEEE

>> No.8159263

>>8159236
Where is she going? Is she going on your again?

>> No.8159267

>>8159236
Please tell me this doesn’t mean we have to wait till mid-September for TTRPG...

>> No.8159278

>>8159231
ogey retard, kill yourself

>> No.8159280

>>8158265
Because she's my mori and she asked me to remember her

>> No.8159283

>>8157796
Plasma on the shields + homing rockets is about as effective though. You need to get the shields down if you want to use the homing rockets, but they deal absolutely massive damage as a reward.

>> No.8159296

So what was the high-pitched noise that came through the noise gate when she was talking? Didn't sound like AC to me.

>> No.8159335

>>8159296
what high pitched noise?

>> No.8159362

>>8159296
It was me opening the door with the groceries, sorry Dead Beat.

>> No.8159368

>>8159335
You know, like someone vacuuming in the next room. Oh wait, that was the console, wasn't it

>> No.8159377

>>8159252
She wouldn't survive a 10 hour stream of Doom.

Until after the trip which is a pilgrimage to track down the original id sages and obtain their knowledge and skills to vanquish Doom Eternal. She will also obtain knowledge about VR and Gas Station memorabilia along the way

>> No.8159383

>>8159296
Ame's settings on GoXLR give a metal-sounding feedback for some reason. It's slight but noticeable to us because we're not used to it

>> No.8159395

>>8159368
ps4 makes legit jet engine noises when it gets going, i imagine doom does that to it

>> No.8159397

>>8159231
wait she isn't? then why the fuck am I here?!

>> No.8159412

>>8159368
Quality Sony engineering my friend. Turning on my PS4 nowadays sounds like warming up a jet engine.

>> No.8159444

I realized that she probably won't be able to stunlock marauder once she gets to him because of PS4 weapon switch taking a bit of extra time. So we're in for some sufferkino instead of quick and cheesy takedowns of the fuckers.
>>8159283
It's a different option. IMO it's easier to use plasma charge mode since it is guaranteed to take the shield down even on Nightmare from what I remember. Superpunch also does huge amount of damage while it's on sled but without shield so it takes very little to knock it in the air and then it's just two-three missile locks.

>> No.8159445

Which is worse, mc autists or doom autists? Or does she just attract these kind of people? I watched the entirety of hana's playthrough of 2016 back then and there weren't any spergs in her chat

>> No.8159448

Where's our boy going for 2 weeks bros, should I be worried?

>> No.8159452

>>8159283
I save my rockets for phase two, blood punching the sled is quicker anyway

>> No.8159469

>>8159445
as a doom autist myself anyone who isnt loving this is a fucking moron

>> No.8159470

>>8159448
If you don't already know you shouldn't care

>> No.8159471

>>8159395
There are far worse games than the new Doom games, since they are so well optimized.

>> No.8159483

>Mori forgot the sauce
Itadakimasu

>> No.8159488

>>8159483
1

>> No.8159489

>>8159448
Fuck off tourist. Go back to discord

>> No.8159501

>>8159445
mc autists

>> No.8159502

>>8159412
we're getting cucked by a PS4 fuck man at least it isn't a PS5

>> No.8159513

>>8159471
i wouldn't play doom on console because i have self respect, but in other games it was always innocuous shit like shop menus that really set it off rather than actually graphically intense scenes

>> No.8159530

>>8159448
she's staying at my place so we can have copious amounts of sex

>> No.8159534

>>8159448
she's visiting mexico to learn the art of making al pastor to then make a comeback stream in which she prepares some tacos

>> No.8159535

>>8159448
nah not really

>> No.8159549

Bros we will soon witness reaper hands

>> No.8159551

>>8159469
I watched hana's playthrough of 2016 and people weren't sperging about everything. Does it have to do with the bigger audience? I mean she had around 1k back then I think, but mick gordon also dropped in her chat

>> No.8159562

>>8159267
that's a very easy stream with the app. She'll still be streaming during those weeks. The reason she picked up Idol Manager is the ability to stream that shit even on a shit laptop.

So I'm thinking Spiritfarer might make a return if that's the case.

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So what're >we eating with Mori tonight? I got some leftover taco meat and some tortillas

>> No.8159605

>>8159470
I'm sorry I can't watch every single stream because I've got shit to do.

>> No.8159610

I'm getting kind of nervous something will happen. She doesn't have a manager there like Kiara...

>> No.8159618

>>8159448
She's moving in with me for a couple weeks. Don't worry deadbeats, I'll take good care of her and give her back to y'all with only minor sex related injuries

>> No.8159623

>>8159579
Hope some of you post pictures of food along with the stream.

>> No.8159625

>>8159445
There was not a single doom autist really sperging out compared to MC autists. Making fun of Mori forgetting things game directly told her 5 minutes ago is not "autism". Also Hana had an advisor who's actually good at both nu-Dooms so she kept using the tools the game offered her, she just can't perform things she tries well enough.

>> No.8159627

>>8159562
But it'll mean no karaoke, asmr or drawinf in two weeks. Wonder what she's going to be streaming then? Probs just a bunch of zatsus and idol manager.

>> No.8159630

>>8159445
>doom autists
You mean just average person with better memory than an old goldfish? Do realize that Calli is just so abysmally below the average player that even we bother to nitpick such the details despite the stream being about "just having fun".

>> No.8159634

>>8159610
What could go wrong.

>> No.8159641

>>8159610
Well, no matter what I'll support my Mori. I'm excited.

>> No.8159655

>>8159513
>innocuous shit like shop menus
Hm. Maybe there was no FPS cap so the machine would start churning them out like crazy?

>> No.8159657

>>8159627
If we're lucky, She actually buys a PC just for that location.

>> No.8159660

YOU BETTER BE ARCHING THIS DEADBEATS,

>> No.8159670

>>8159627
She already said, Idol Manager, zatsus, and watch alongs

>> No.8159679

>>8159610
Why are concernbeats the most faggots out of all the deadbeats?

>> No.8159682

Just made some chili dogs. At 3 AM. What are you cooking with our autistic Southern reaper, deadbeats?

>> No.8159693

>>8159627
She mentioned watchalongs

>> No.8159702

>>8159660
is this not being archived?

>> No.8159712

OH GOD OH FUCK
IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.8159718

>>8157206
>>8157385
>>8157730
Ah, so this is why there's so many backseating manbabies among the deadbeats
Thanks for the insight, I was almost about to start taking this split seriously again

>> No.8159731

>>8159610
what's the worse that could happen? we find out she's D[spoier]rop dead gorgeous?[/spoiler]

>> No.8159733

>>8159657
Seems to be the plan, but it's probably gonna take some time.

>> No.8159736

>>8159702
A bunch of people are hoping for Le epic YAB.

>> No.8159737

Fellow deadbros. Have I told you how much I fucking love her

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>>8159579
>>8159623
Just chewin' on some carrots desu

>> No.8159748

>>8159702
Just in case something goes horrifically bad and the stream is shut off or deleted.

>> No.8159754

>>8159627
Simple games like Fall Guys or even RPGMaker kusoges would work too, zatsus, she can probably do karaoke if her family owns a house. Surely they don't mind a bit of screaming.

>> No.8159771

house burning ASMR lets goooo

>> No.8159786

>>8159771
This is fine.

>> No.8159789

>not top down
MORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.8159793

can i hear cicadas or do i just have brain damage from watching too much anime

>> No.8159795

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.8159802

That's a terrifying arm

>> No.8159809

>showing Hands
What a fucking slut

>> No.8159812

SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS

>> No.8159832

>She's on a hazmat suit

>> No.8159835

>same frame as D55M
But I wanted to watched VOD since I missed it live...

>> No.8159846

>>8159793
I thought that was because I'm outside right now

>> No.8159852

oh I hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i'm scared

>> No.8159863

WHY IS SHE DOING THIS

>> No.8159878

>oops! all whiskey

>> No.8159887

Huh. I've never seen BBQ spaghetti before. That's a first.

>> No.8159893

>>8159630
ESL

>> No.8159894

THIS DORK!

>> No.8159902

wow didn't even preheat sasuguh reaper

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>>8159630
>person with better memory than an old goldfish
>average
Face the facts oji-san your generation is dying out as hyperactive zoomers take over.
Mori probably only ever played platformers and rpgs throughout her developmental year's and only ever played an fps when her brother needed a plus one.

>> No.8159920

Mori is CUTE

>> No.8159932

Starting with the wiener

>> No.8159937

Oh shit the grill is about to explode and burst into flames

>> No.8159943
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>we're gonna start off with a weiner

>> No.8159958

God I really just fucking love her. I want to post the hellsing speech but I always feel like a bitch for reposting it

>> No.8159960

DOX STREAM DOX STREAM DOX STREAM

>> No.8159967

>they are all in japanese but i figured it out
off to a great start

>> No.8159974

>>8159693
Which stream so I can do my reps

>> No.8159983
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>>8159802
>Calli's arm length

>> No.8159984

I never knew I needed drunk paranoid Calli until now

>> No.8160008

>J-chan isnt there with mori
aaaaand another one to thingsjchanshoulddo.txt

>> No.8160009

>>8159967
>what the hell is ゴリル

>> No.8160022
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8160022

>>8159623
>>8159682
Tacos

>> No.8160043

j-chad is probably just quietly watching in the corner

>> No.8160046

how dumb does an underworldian need to be to have a mori moment when barbequing?

>> No.8160047
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I feel like this shouldn't be making me smile as much as it is

>> No.8160067
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8160067

>wiener time

>> No.8160071

Mori's hands are cute

>> No.8160075

>>8160022
>the face
kek

>> No.8160076

>>8160047
Calli's dorkiness is an acquired taste, albeit cultured one at that.

>> No.8160109

Reflective tongs Mori....

>> No.8160117

>>8160022
>Mori has acquired a taste for tacos after collabbing with MilkyQueen

>> No.8160123
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8160123

>wiener time!

>> No.8160128

Has this woman ever cooked before?

>> No.8160143

>>8160047
Same. I feel like I'm being healed after the combination of hilarity and suffering from Doom. This is too cute.

>> No.8160155

>>8160076
something about her being like this while moving around in 3d space is just, its too much

going full ghost

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>>8159682
>>8160022
t. chili-cheese dogs

>angry Hank Hill mention
SHE'S HERE???

>> No.8160189

Is she going to keep barbequing with the bottom and top separated and not close it?

>> No.8160200

MORI THE TONGS

>> No.8160210

>>8160128
not on camera, that's for sure

>> No.8160236

>>8160047
I don't know how shes managed to include us like this but its really working for me. I can actually feel myself sobering up

>> No.8160241

>>8160128
she is a white american woman, you already know the answer

>> No.8160271

>mori doesn't sauce her barbeque
>i don't sauce me barbeque

WE ARE

>> No.8160277

Is she sound more high pitched than usual or is it just me?

>> No.8160288

wieners, fat slab of meat, big mushrooms....

>> No.8160289

>HAINS
MORI WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.8160292

>>8160271
IDIOTS

>> No.8160293

>>8160241
so yes right? it is a yes, right?

>> No.8160297

>>8159754
Oh I didn't realize she was going home I thought it was another tour. Did she say why?

>> No.8160326

>>8160271
ME TOO

>> No.8160347

>hanes mustard
What

>> No.8160348

lmao she's going to give herself food poisoning with the raw meat

>> No.8160364

I want to cook for her....

>> No.8160385

The whole point of mustard is being spicy. What the hell do americans mean by non-spicy mustard? Well, whatever it is, it must not be real mustard.

>> No.8160388

I want her to cook for me....

>> No.8160391

>>8160348
I'm more concerned about reflection in the tongs

>> No.8160404

Your Oshi's pretty cool, deadbeats.

>> No.8160414

>>8160385
It’s supposed to be spicy? I just like mustard for it’s texture.

>> No.8160416

>>8160391
Stop being a bitch boy concernfag

>> No.8160419

>>8160391
I am now hyper-focused

>> No.8160460

>chilli sausage

>> No.8160484
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>>8160391
I don't see it

>> No.8160495 [SPOILER] 
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>Cuz I don't read japanese...

>> No.8160507

lmao deadcucks your oshi literally chokes on wiener live on stream

y'all must be thrilled

>> No.8160515

>>8160391
Dude if anyone really wants to find out what she looks like they can just look it up

>> No.8160542

>plant develops capsaicin
>nice, now mammals and creatures other than birds can not eat me, and I will thrive
>humans eat a pepper
>haha ouch haha

>> No.8160550

>a ski mask
SHE'S HERE

>> No.8160551

>wearing a ski mask
SHE'S

>> No.8160566

>ski mask
She's here isn't she

>> No.8160567

>Shes actually waring a ski mask

>> No.8160590

>>8160391
Crisis averted. Did you really think she didn't prepare for this?

>> No.8160594

I want Mori's mushroom in my mouth...

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>>8160460
CHILI DOG

>> No.8160604

Why the fuck is her manager not there for this...

>> No.8160610

>>8160590
He's a concernfag, what do you think?

>> No.8160615

Wait, how can she eat with a ski mask on?

>> No.8160619

Aw, now all the tension is gone.
Well time to un-hyperfocus now. To try to see something I've already seen.

>> No.8160631

MORIRIN I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME PLEASE

>> No.8160639

>>8160604
How do we know that she isn’t?

>> No.8160647

>>8160615
There's a mouth hole that she puts the wieners in through.

>> No.8160651

>>8160615
she moves the mask
its cloth not superglue

>> No.8160661

>>8160615
she's going to throw out all the food she cooks and order pizza when the stream is over

>> No.8160674

Mori if you are here heat the meat for a longer time otherwise salmonella will give you a visit!

>> No.8160676

>>8160647
LMAO

>> No.8160693

>>8160674
>sam'o'nella academy collab
based

>> No.8160696

Moririn's spicy wiener....

>> No.8160698

Her just tossing the pepper on made me giggle like an idiot. I stupidly love this dumb silly reaper.

>> No.8160702

>>8160631
she's always here

Moririn I love you bitch

>> No.8160723

>>8160674
You can't get salmonella from raw meat, retard. You get it from raw eggs. Raw meat gives you tapeworms.

>> No.8160728

>>8160619
Why would you want to see the 3DPD behind the avatar anyway? Is Vtubing not why you are here in the first place?

>> No.8160732

>>8160693
Is that what we have to do to get him to give a sign of life again?

>> No.8160734

>>8160647
Moririn's gloryhole...

>> No.8160739

MORI I LOVE YOU
MORI LOVE
MORI CUTE
MORI!

>> No.8160745

>>8160674
>salmonella
>in japanese produce and meat
LMAO, they eat raw egg there

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>Mori will never enjoy your spicy weiner

>> No.8160753

>>8160693
Hey, they both have a quirky sense of style, the ability/affliction of hyperfocusing on things that they've turned into a career and they've both said nigga. A match made in heaven i've got to say.

>> No.8160767

>>8160693
ywn get a cooking with Jack collab with your boy

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i think what makes this BBQ all the better with mori being an hyper dork is the BGM
>>8160728
Doxfags just want to feel special by knowing "le zekret knowledge"

>> No.8160775

>>8160674
its japanese meat theres nothing in there

>> No.8160779

>>8160723
>Raw meat gives you tapeworms.
Architectbros....

>> No.8160787

>>8160723
>You can't get salmonella from raw meat
Now that's just plain false.

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>>8160749

>> No.8160808

>>8160728
It's all about the seeing forbidden, even if it's not something I actually want or even something that's actually secret at all. Kinda fucked up when you think about it.

>> No.8160810

I really feel like she hasn't bee cooking the meat long enough but from what I recall those Potatoes didn't look that bad

>> No.8160815

>>8160693
>mori guest animate one of his videos
Would be pretty cool

>> No.8160821

have any of the other ENs done something like this? 1/2 2d, 1/2 irl?

>> No.8160825

>>8160767
I'm loving all the /ck/ webms in global rn

>> No.8160851

goddammit Calli lol

>> No.8160860

ordinary sausage collab when?

>> No.8160872

>>8160821
Kiara....
Haachama....

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>I can't give you my sausage, but I can show you. Look at this BIG BOY sausage! LOOK AT IT!

>> No.8160878

oh no how did my cock end up on camera

>> No.8160883

>>8160821
Didn't Kiara make chocolate on stream and Gura cooked and planted vegetables on stream

>> No.8160884

This looks like the most impractical way possible to cook a bbq

>> No.8160889

>>8160810
Have you never eaten at a japanese or koream bbq before? Maybe if you went out with your friends more you'd be less concerned all the time

>> No.8160890

>>8160821
Kiara made chocolate on stream

>> No.8160899

I hate that she's forcing stupid "sausage" sexual innuendos like this. One is funny, but she's just trying to get clips at this point

>> No.8160909

Now imagine yourself and Mori stripping before sex and then she scream "LOOK AT THIS BOY! BIG BOY SAUSAGE!"

>> No.8160919

would it hurt her to make incisions in those sausages? am confused

>> No.8160925

>>8160821
kiara made chocolates for valentines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EM7IHwzSTw

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>mori will never unzip your pants and call your cock a big boy

>> No.8160929

>>8160728
I'm here for Mori in whichever form she's in.

>> No.8160930

>Mori will never be in awe at your fat sausage

>> No.8160944

>>8160567
>Mori likes Fat
I'm not in

>> No.8160949

>Mori's giant sausage is leaky
Bros I'm not going to make it

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>>8160878
R.I.P for your cock bro. You're already out of the Househusband war before it even started.

>> No.8160957

>>8160883
gura has never had a real camera on though I don't think

>> No.8160963

Those grills are only designed for thin slices. We use them for Pork Ssangyupsal, as well as thin beef slices. They take really long to grill actual pork belly.

>> No.8160969

>>8160899
I have a friend who loves sausage and they talk like this skill the time but not even as a sex pun. Sausage just be like this man.

>> No.8160979

is she really just going to eat straight garlic? is she wario?

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DeadBros, the Live2D of her with those long gloves is doing weird things to my dong

>> No.8160989

>>8160957
Yeah it was just a glorified zatsudan

>> No.8160997

>>8152245
Yeah now I really just want someone else to accompany her and tell her that it is in fact not even properly cooked

>> No.8161040

What's the difference between this and just frying on a pan? Looks like the same thing. I'm from 3rd world, unfamiliar with bbq tradition.

>> No.8161047

NO (yes)

>> No.8161071

>>8160997
>he's never been to korean or japanese bbq before
Maybe if you tried to be a little more cultured

>> No.8161104

>>8161040
In a pan, you're cooking in the oils and fats rather than letting them run off.
Grilling is marginally healthier.

>> No.8161105

>munching on a whole chunk of undercooked garlic
this...

>> No.8161110

>im gonna eat a piece of raw garlic

jesus christ mori what the fuck

>> No.8161127

>>8161040
A flat pan doesn't give you grill marks _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

>> No.8161132

I stand corrected, stupid bitch juice isn't her blood, it's her very spinal fluid

>> No.8161134

>>8160980
Can't relate, the forearm is just freakishly long.

>> No.8161135

>>8161040
There's none. She's not even using the grill like you are supposed to. The way this one is designed is like a clamp that you close and press the two halves together.

>> No.8161149

>>8161110
off by 1 {≡:<)}

>> No.8161162

>just throws a whole garlic head onto the grill
Calli, you're supposed to cut the veggies before frying them...

>> No.8161169

>>8161040
It's literally what the korean barbecue shops use

>> No.8161177

>>8161105
>>8161110
Raw garlic is actually really good with ramen, not even pickled. They have that one tool that cuts off garlic cloves into tiny little chunks

>> No.8161185

>>8161127
>_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
?

>> No.8161186

Has she used any yakiniku cut yet? All I'm seeing is SAUSAGE.

>> No.8161201

>>8161110
W-what's wrong with that? I did it as a kid.

>> No.8161206

face it bros you'll never make a meal for you oshi while she gets giddy at what you're making for her

>> No.8161208

>>8161185
It's a Mori emoji.

>> No.8161230
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"YOU WILL STAY IN THIS POSITION. YOU WILL DO IT"

AAAAAAAAAA MORI MY COCK AAAAAAAAA

>> No.8161232

Just wandered into this stream and this looks like pure kino

>> No.8161243

>>8161135
sasuguh reaper...

>> No.8161274

>>8161208
Drooling and kneeling?
>>8161230
>Mori will never wrestle your sausage

>> No.8161281

>>8161135
kek, I thought something felt off

>> No.8161286

>>8160899
She's just a dork, simple as

>> No.8161313

Are you a big sausage boy or a lil mushrooms man?

>> No.8161338

>far away from all my homes
Huh.

>> No.8161357

Secret base in brazil?

>> No.8161363

>WE MIGHT HEAR HER FAMILY IN THE BACKGROUND OF A FEW STREAMS
MORI WHAT

>> No.8161392

>Family coming to help move
How? They won't be let into Japan when the fake virus is still around

>> No.8161403

>>8161363
at least she finally confirmed it

>> No.8161411

>Closer to the people I care about, but not that close
Calli is going to Calli

>> No.8161426

>>8161363
she's getting fucked by the trash taste crew and they'll matsuri her

>> No.8161427

>And now I’ve got two, double the power to sin with
So that's what she meant by this

>> No.8161435

>>8161392
She's going to the USA dum dum

>> No.8161438

What's the point of having two homes in different countries? Seems like a waste of money...

>> No.8161439

>>8161392
She's splitting her time between America and Japan, hence "faraway land"

>> No.8161440

I told you it was going be a regular thing. Thought she was fully determined to be in japan and cut off her past. I'm dropping her after this

>> No.8161447

>>8161392
She's setting up HoloHouse EN in the states.
Captcha: 042 TX

>> No.8161468

I am officially confused as to what is happening.
Wait I am no longer confused I think.
sk8np

>> No.8161474

>>8161440
joke's on you, she cleaned the floor earlier

>> No.8161476

>>8161392
didn't she say it was somewhere inbetween her and her parents?

>>8161438
property investment, ya boy is gonna be a bonefied landlord

>> No.8161477

>>8161440
Why does it matter if she lives in Japan or America?

>> No.8161508

>>8161439
Off collab with Gura and Amelia when

>> No.8161521

>>8161476
>bonefied
Ye, by a USbeat

>> No.8161533

>>8161476
Normally I get mad at things like 'diamond dozen' but you actually made me laugh with that one.

>> No.8161534

>>8161476
>property investment, ya boy is gonna be a bonefied landlord
This girl is so stupid she literally forgets how to read on an hourly basis, there's no way she could do that

>> No.8161535

>>8161440
See ya ficklebeat your bitch ass wont be missed. Livestream your suicide for us?

>> No.8161545

>>8161477

>>8151270

>> No.8161547

>>8161438
because of us she's stupid fucking rich why does it matter at this point?

>> No.8161577

What are the chances of Mori getting salmonella?

captcha: J8884

>> No.8161580

>>8161547
>us

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>> No.8161626

> get to fall asleep listening to Mori grill and delight at good food
This, is the best.

>> No.8161632

>>8161547
This. Reminder that because she's the only HoloEN with music out, she also gets money from people who buy her EP and listen to get on Spotify on top of all the stream money.

>> No.8161636

>>8161580
Freeentertainmentchad?

>> No.8161651

>>8161477
I've already said this multiple times before.
Say goodbye to
Stories about her trips in japan, accidentally meeting senpasi while going to cover hq
Same timezone as her producers and mixers
Being chosen for another hololive project (her being in japan was one of the reasons the got to sing the holoalt pv)
No more offcollabs or tea parties with senpais or other vtubers
No more nomihoudais, spa trips
Say goodbye to 3D
No ID offcollan

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>>8161040
real bbq looks more like this and less like raw sausages and mushrooms sitting on an open press grill for 30 seconds

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>>8161580
Yeah, me.

>> No.8161660

>rents new apartment
>gets tired of it within 2 months
>rents another place just for the hell of it
>can do it because she's rich

>> No.8161662

Calli loves shrooms? CallixBotan collab when?

>> No.8161695

>>8161476
jesus christ it's fucking California isnt it

>> No.8161697

>>8161535
He's just using it as an excuse to jump ship to the Council girls, he was gonna leave regardless.

>> No.8161701

>>8161651
She's not moving to America for good retardchaama it's a second house

>> No.8161703

>the japan schizo is back
God fucking damnit

>> No.8161706

>>8160550
>>8160551
>>8160566
She was the one that mentioned it first

>> No.8161723
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This stream is a lot of fun, I'm enjoying hanging out with Moririn

>> No.8161730

>>8161535
>doesn't get to meet her friends
>no spas or izakayas
>only has family members that bring her down, shitting on her voice
I'm not the one who should be on suicide watch

>> No.8161742

>grill
Shish-kebab is where it's at.

>> No.8161745

>>8161695
no, it's arizona

>> No.8161746

>>8161660
I'm kind of amazed at how frivolous Mori is with her money. I thought she'd have poorfag mentality but she's splashing the cash like crazy. $10,000 hotel rooms, $1000 hats and shoes, two houses.

>> No.8161747

>>8161651
you are extremely retarded

>> No.8161754

>>8161659
based 3rd tier maybe someday I can't join

>> No.8161786

>>8161447
Damn, she's going this far just to be near me? I love you too, Mori...

>> No.8161792

>>8161746
She backed out on the hotel that was her misreading yen

>> No.8161793

>>8161701
Why would she setup a new home if it's just for a 2 week vacation. It's a slippery slope. Hope she gets a wake up call when she goes back home, make her leave that place for good this time

>> No.8161802

>>8161746
She misses being poor so she tries to get rid of her money as quickly as possible.

>> No.8161812

>>8161746
if you were making as much as she is you would do the same

>> No.8161845

>>8161812
Except she's not making that much? Compared to the annual salary of a dev on an engineer

>> No.8161849

>>8161793
That's for EN off-collabs, You goddamned idiot.

>> No.8161865

>>8161477
She wants to leave Japan so she can ignore JP branch entirely. She kept moving around to try and stay far away from the Cover office but they kept calling her in.

>> No.8161873

That gloved heart. Thank you Moririn~~

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MORI LOVE!

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>> No.8161890

>>8161730
ogey retard

>> No.8161891

>>8161878
wow she really is the grim reaper
because now i'm GOING GHOST

>> No.8161893
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8161893

SHE'S GONE AND DONE IT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8161897

>>8161849
Got any source or proof schizo?
Nvm, she made a heart sign. I'll drop her in a month

>> No.8161920

>>8161849
mori really wants that offcollab with EN. next she'll get another apartment in canada and austria

>> No.8161940

>>8161879
lul, nice

>> No.8161941

CALLI WORKING THE MEAT SLOW!!!

>> No.8161946

>>8161632
doesn't IRyS have music?

>> No.8161950

>>8161845
Mori has made almost a million dollars in her first year. 350k in super chats, plus sponsorship, ad revenue and her memberships

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>it's gonna melt
just like my heart

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Guys I think she really loves us....

>> No.8161965

>>8161879
kek

>> No.8161974

>>8161746
she's a rapper

>> No.8161980

>>8161878
hnnnnnnnng

>> No.8161983

>>8161946
who's that

>> No.8162026
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you fuckers cant help yourselves cant you? a comfy stream is material for a comfy thread and yet you let the "duh she's moving to the states permanently" schizo derail it, cant you even wait until the stream is over to start timelooping?

>> No.8162031

>>8161964
She's incredibly grateful for our support and genuinely loves us. It's a very mutual relationship with her fans

>> No.8162035

>>8161946
Not as much as Mori has out now since she only started last month.

>> No.8162039

>>8161964
pretender...
over and over...
love the way you lie
Ijimekko Bully...
Envy Baby...

>> No.8162041

Shooting down the moe moe kyun. Based reaper

>> No.8162057

>>8162026
Sorry, I'm too busy watching the stream to police this thread

>> No.8162070

>>8162039
What could it mean though anon, what could it all mean?

>> No.8162078

>>8162026
Too busy posting in chat to post in this shithole

>> No.8162080

>>8162041
She gave us the heart, that's what matters. We know she's putting all her love into this.

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>>8162026
It's replying to itself, anon. Just report and ignore.

>> No.8162101

>>8162026
I don't give two fucking shits about these nigger faggots I'm watching my Mori say ara ara

>> No.8162112

>>8161849
Is this a hint that Council is gonna be mostly Amerimutts?

>> No.8162114

"dance for me my little garlic bitch"

>> No.8162115

mori is talking to the garlic...

>> No.8162128

>>8161950
You forgot the yt and cover cut. She's not making THAT much. Music streaming services pay like shit. It's a large amount for someone who used to be a literal starving artist though

>> No.8162133

>>8162115
>mori is cucking bench-kun

>> No.8162151

>>8162114
>my little garlic fuckboy
UWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8162158

>>8162133
man after everything he's done for her

>> No.8162192

Need dozens more of these kinda streams

>> No.8162257

>she enjoyed cooking
Is this the start of the feminisation arc? I want her to wear pretty dresses and feel as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside.

>> No.8162261

>>8162192
>We have time for more BBQs now that I have this plate
SHE'S

>> No.8162275
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I love Mori....

>> No.8162298

>already confirmed she's returning.

>She's actually going in there for negotiations to make HoloEN a truly american branch

>> No.8162301

>>8162257
>start of the feminisation arc
Where did you come from?

>> No.8162317

>>8162257
The bimbofication arc

>> No.8162323

>she's humming irys' roommate pre karaoke bgm again

>> No.8162327

>>8162298
>spoiler
>implying that she wont make holoUSA

>> No.8162349

>kissing your reaper gf after she eats sausage and garlic then washes it down with whiskey
I want to live in this world

>> No.8162353

I love you Mori

>> No.8162374

>>8162327
HoloEN is HoloUSA by default, just like when people say it's for "international markets" they really mostly mean the US

>> No.8162390

I fucking love my Mori

>> No.8162394

>>8162257
>hey guys, it's your femboy!

>> No.8162397

>>8162275
when can we watch Blade Runner and Drive with Mori?

>> No.8162407
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>finally setting up a base of operations in the states
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this. I’m so happy I could dance
I seriously hope this means The Rock finally gets some semblance of an anniversary celebration

>> No.8162408

>>8162394
>femboy
wait no

>> No.8162410

>>8162374
anon...your joke reps...

>> No.8162413

MORIIIII I LOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.8162416

Well that was underwhelming even with the asmr mic. T2 bathtub stream was better than this. Wish she could've ended this week on a higher note before going back home

>> No.8162423

>>8162407
Wrong board, go post somewhere else

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>>8162394
>hello, It's your angel of death Mori Calliope! We'll have our tea making session in a minute. How's it been, Calliopeople!?

>> No.8162427

I LOVE YOU MORIRIN!!!!!!

>> No.8162442

>>8162349
>>kissing your reaper gf after she eats sausage and garlic then washes it down with whiskey
I will never be able to accurately and completely portray the absolute disdain I have for the reality I live in

>> No.8162470

Yeah, that was pretty cute. Warming up to Mori a little more each stream.

>> No.8162491

>>8162394
the one femboy I would fuck the ever living shit out of

>> No.8162495

MORI LOVE

>> No.8162513

>>8162128
>You forgot the yt and cover cut
No I didn't. Mori has made 900k from superchats gross. 35% of 900k is 315k. Talents get a bigger cut from merch sales as well, and the views on her channel are enough to be pulling in 100k a year from ads alone.

>> No.8162515

I am surprised she didn't end off the bbq with a gang sign.

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>>8162470
You never quite get used to it

>> No.8162536

>>8162513
Don't forget sponsorships, where the real money is.

>> No.8162538

The only slight disappointment was that Mori didn't give us a live peace sign, but she gave us the finger and a heart so I am very content.

>> No.8162539

Parasocial Mori is back on the menu....

>> No.8162540

>>8162515
flipping us off was good enough for me

>> No.8162561
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I knew Mori loved me a lot

>> No.8162571

>>8162539
where have you been for the last 2 months?

>> No.8162593

>>8162513
I know that's a lot compared to what she got before. You're overestimating the vod view revenue and merch sales. Tons of professional job have better annual pay than that + benefits + insurance. She's doing okay as a streamer but still far from being a millionaire

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>>8162349
>kissing your reaper gf after she eats sausage and garlic then washes it down with whiskey
I hate it
I hate my life

>> No.8162635

>>8162539
You wish. She's already setting up a second home in america. Apparently she doesn't care that much about her dreams. All little baby mori needs is her mommy, daddy and granny

>> No.8162641

>>8162593
>You're overestimating the vod view revenue and merch sales
I'm not, if anything I'm being conservative. Mori has earned a million dollars in her first year, guaranteed. 315k in superchats and thats the SMALLEST revenue stream for a Holomem.

>> No.8162656

>>8162128
She also has to pay both jp taxes and us taxes, so she's really not THAT well off. Certainly in a way better state than before but not even anywhere close to what some of you are thinking.

>> No.8162657

can someone post the 5% clip? Thanks

>> No.8162660

>J-Chad works very hard
....doing what exactly, Mori?

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>> No.8162664

>>8162641
Yeah and who knows how much she's made from sponsorships and merch

>> No.8162679

>>8162634
you are the master of your fate

>> No.8162687

>>8162635
Ogey

>> No.8162689

>>8162660
being the onahole for mori's 5 ft scythe

>> No.8162693

>>8162656
>us taxes
He doesn't know

>> No.8162699

The recorder actually sounded better with the duplication

>> No.8162723

From 1-10, how much does Mori "{[(Truly}]}" love us?

>> No.8162740

>>8162723
What's 1 and what's 10?

>> No.8162752

>>8162723
infinity

>> No.8162753

>>8162723
I think... eight?

>> No.8162758

>>8162723
10 but it's platonic

>> No.8162761

>>8162723
Maybe 3
Her father
10
Mother
10
Granny
10
Sister
10
Japanese friends and contacts
0

>> No.8162795

>>8162723
9/10 she's got a little bit for everybody

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>>8162761
We get it. Get new material, whinebeat.

>> No.8162815

>more lies
She might as well move back home and get hitched

>> No.8162825

Mori doesn't even realize she gives the most realistic idol experience in en outside of maybe Kiara...

>> No.8162837

>>8162723
Probably a 4; and likely little to none of it is directed at any of us on this board. She's sincere about it but it's just a regular entertainer-supporter appreciation, but at least she's healthy about it for the most part.

>> No.8162841

ogey

>> No.8162863

Mori is madly in love with me

>> No.8162872

>>8162809

>> No.8162875

Why is mori becoming more and more docile? She used to give off rebellious vibes but she's been pandering to her fans lately. Acting more girly, falling in line like the other members

>> No.8162897

>>8162875
She flipped us off and called garlic "her little garlic fuckboys" I'm not seeing your point.

>> No.8162909

>>8162897
don't respond to baitposts

>> No.8162920

while ya boi isnt very good at video games i deeply respect how since the Everhood stream its basically a matter of inevitability once she sets her mind to it

>> No.8162933

>Fully furnishing her "new" place
Ok maybe she is planning on leaving

>> No.8162945

>>8162875
Consider this: the last HARD song is literally 3 EP's ago.

This has been an ongoing arc where she realized hard hiphop isn't really going to cut it and awakened her lyricist form.

>> No.8162946

I really feel good this stream. She said that she feels happy specifically when people say Oshi. My first Supa was calling her my Oshi, and I made her laugh from chat the other day. It’s small, but it feels nice to know that I’ve personally made her smile.

>> No.8162950

>>8162897
>heart sign instead of flipping us off
>all these weak ass remarks about how grateful she is that she's someone's oshi
>T2 bathtub stream

>> No.8162963

just drop her for one of the council members you fuck, i know you were waiting for an excuse so now fuck off and maybe take a bullet to the head while you are at it

>> No.8162966

>>8162933
She planning on spending time in both places because she has the money to now.

>> No.8162973

>>8147162
>got a bird flip and a heart sign instead
KAWAIIOPE "THE GAP" MOE

>> No.8162981

>>8162946
She'll forget about you in less than a year. She did so with the country that MADE her, see >>8162933

>> No.8162984

>>8162933
Guys, you realize that you can have two houses in two different countries, right?

It's literally going to be an EN streaming house.

>> No.8162989

>>didn't seethe too hard for it
what did she mean by this?

>> No.8163009

MORI LOVE
ANTI HATE

>> No.8163016

>seethe
MORI NO

>> No.8163026

>>8162920
>since everhood
my dude, Crash and Blasphemous already proven that long ago
she also blazed through Omori endgame while underleveled

>> No.8163037

>>8162963
I only watch EN vtubers that works herself to death and lives in japan. Two things that mori used to do. If you can find me someone like that I'll gladly drop mori. Mana doesn't stream enough

>> No.8163039

>>8162966
Planning to regularly take 12 hour flights during coof (yes, it still sucks to travel) is pretty ambitious. I wonder what is so appealing about having another place so far away? (legitimate question)

>> No.8163059

>>8163039
>>8162984

>> No.8163073
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Mori is my girlfriend that loves me and I love her, nothing can convince me otherwise.

>> No.8163083

>>8163037
Just kill yourself faggot

>> No.8163103

>>8163039
You know she actually has a family and friends that she loves back home right?

>> No.8163110

>>8163073
I made this post, and will make any other posts that say similar.

>> No.8163111

>>8162984
That rrat doesn't have very good legs...why would she be the one setting it up? She's by far the most busy

>> No.8163125

>>8163059
Again, any proof or source? If not then you're a literal schizo

>> No.8163137

>>8163111
Mori has literally said she wants to create the holoen house on stream before, granted that was in Japan.

>> No.8163151

>>8163103
Any protobeats know that she always comes back home once a year. This "Forward Base" business is just her caring for both hololive and the deadbeats, so that her streams won't lose quality.

>> No.8163165

straight up deadbeats i like all of en but id call calli my oshi because when she loses she says "okay what did i do wrong and"
she doesnt reach the right conclusions but i like watching someone improve

>> No.8163169

>>8163103
Like hundreds of millions other people in the world? Thought she was supposed to be the hardworking independent woman chasing her dreams in a foreign country. But apparently she's just another spoiled brat that misses her mommy's hot choccy. She still has a month to prove that wrong though

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>Its this timeloop again

>> No.8163208

>>8162945
Hard hiphop doesn't cut it anywhere these days hence why all we get these days from that genre are lazy SoundCloud rappers who make 1 meme song and then fuck off into irrelevancy.

Branching out and being multi faceted is the way to go

>> No.8163209

>>8163073
>>8163110
Oh yeah, this one is mine too.

>> No.8163211

>>8163189
guy is getting really annoying. Every month, a new complaint.

>> No.8163213

Wow, can't wait for the next thread to be completely and utterly derailed

>> No.8163226

>>8163189
It's one schizo.

>> No.8163234

>>8163151
Why would she have to setup a place if she only plans to stay there for two weeks a year? So far no one has come up with any kind of logical reasoning. She just wants to eat her granny's pies and get all fat

>> No.8163254

>>8163169
ogey sociopath

>> No.8163256

>>8163169
nigger

>> No.8163268

>>8163234
because, surprise: you can have that place be rented when not in use: or have your little reaper sister or reaper mom handle business while you're not there.

>> No.8163289

>>8163268
>REAPER SIS debut on Minecraft!

>> No.8163298

please, deadbeats, one thread, why do you have to entertain the schizo when the stream is so good

>> No.8163300

>>8162984
>owning property on US soil
I though she said goodbye to the IRS though?

>> No.8163301

>>8163268
All I hear are speculations based on nothing. My concerns were solely based on the things she said on stream

>> No.8163320

>>8162920
oh no lie i just was there for the Euthanasia Rollercoaster slog for Everhood

>> No.8163321

>>8163298
Deadbeats are incapable of having slow and comfy threads.

>> No.8163327

>>8163301
>speculations
That's what land-owners do with their unused houses.

>> No.8163331

>>8163298
I just assumed he was arguing with himself?

>> No.8163347

Mori you told us you could grill, kek

>> No.8163351

>>8163151
you don't even need to be a protobeat or doxbeat for this she's straight up said it on stream lol. very weak rrats today!

>> No.8163354

>>8162984
A HoloEn house for all the EN girls would be amazing.

>> No.8163373

>>8163351
Many such cases....
Sad...

>> No.8163375

>>8163327
And you know she's definitely buying a house how? Another speculation?
If you're going to play that way then I'm saying she's setting up her old room so she could cuddle up to mommy and daddy again like the baby she is

>> No.8163394

Happy posts DeadBeats, ignore the bad speculation. I wonder what type of pool the pool party will be at? New place has one?

>> No.8163398

>>8163300
The only way to say goodbye to the IRS is to renounce citizenship, so, unlikely to say the least

>> No.8163410
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Stop shit-talking Watame’s friend

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>>8163394

>> No.8163415

>>8163351
She said she's setting up another place. Why would she need to setup a place if she only plans to go there for two weeks a year? Again, no rebuttal so far only rrats about EN streaming house kek

>> No.8163423

>>8163398
Anon, your roommate reps

>> No.8163425

>>8163410
>Watame
Who?

>> No.8163429

>>8162723
>"{[(Truly}]}"
Well first you have to nuance it.
It’s clearly the love, appreciation, and indebtedness one has for the people who support them which could be categorized as agápe with bits of pragma.
As well as some fan/ghostling to fan/ghostling understanding which can be categorized as storge.
Then factoring in the minimum to overlook our flaws aka. cancers of our fan as all while saying “we’re the best and being willing to give us tough love, I’d say she loves us at or more than an 9.

>> No.8163440

>>8163413
あの プッル

>> No.8163448

>>8163425
mori's soon to be girlfriend ;}

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>>8163394
<<<<this

>> No.8163459

>>8163440
Purru?

>> No.8163466

On one hand I'm slightly happy she would focus more on gaming and variety streams pandering to us and getting more and more attached.
On the other hand I kinda want to see her work her way up to achieving her dreams

>> No.8163482

>>8163410
I love them together. Hearing Watame say her name so excitedly is so cute.

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>>8162984
>spoiler
It’s clearly going to belong to the Reaper Records inc. business.

>> No.8163493

>tfw She's going into neutral waters WITH A YACHT to meet her family.

The pool Party is on a beach.

>> No.8163494

>>8163466
Both ain't exactly mutually exclusive.

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Mori has been spending so much time with us on stream lately, I am ghosting way too hard right now.

>> No.8163514

Jp bro thoughts >>8163450

>> No.8163527

>>8163039
>(legitimate question)
legitimate answer:
She’s been talking about setting up a business state side to produce and selling merch and music for year's now

>> No.8163531

>>8163494
Except they are. Do you see utada hikaru, odo or other succesful artists pander to their fans? Succesful artists are always in control, they never pander to their fanbase. Their fans are the ones following them like sheeps.

>> No.8163534

>>8163493
>tfw new place is a private island she bought in international waters

>> No.8163553

>>8163466
I don't think she has grand dreams of musical success. She probably just wants to be able to release the type of music she wants, work with the people she admires, and experience a modicum of success enough to survive. Which she has achieved.
Just like how she went from drawing/animation and later found a passion for music, streaming has become a passion for her as well that could grow further or stagnate/regress depending. But music will likely always be her number one love so she's not gonna slack on that.

>> No.8163565

Did Mori think about the fact that her member's stream is gonna be pretty early for her in the reaper homeland?

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I don't remember Mori being this weak to being called an "oshi"

>> No.8163588

>>8163565
She'll probably still be running on JP hours

>> No.8163591

>>8163527
Using that much Holo money to fund roommate's activity is going to make some horrible rrats. This place would become even more of a shithole

>> No.8163598

>>8163580
She always has been ever since she learned what it meant ages ago.

>> No.8163601

>>8163580
you have to seriously be new

>> No.8163607

>>8163553
>Which she has achieved
Participation medal enthusiast spotted.
She's far from reaching her dreams. It this is all her dreams amount to then she should've just stayed back home and get hitched.
If she truly has reached all her dreams at this point then that'd be reall disappointing desu. What's the point of keeping her as your oshi then

>> No.8163627

>>8163601
I only started watching Superchat Readings recently

>> No.8163644

>>8163591
>don't worry. She probably will have a skeleton crew and will probably buy some of Lucitan's designs for products.

>> No.8163666

>>8163591
So long as it multifunctions as a EN streaming building, why not?

>> No.8163671

Today I decided to pay extra attention to the outro. It’s really cute how she times it perfectly always say goodbye at a beat drop, and in the moments before has to either squeeze everything into a few lines, or stall for time.

>> No.8163686

>>8163601
Nah, she was especially receptive to it today.
>>8163627
But why?

>> No.8163698

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYk1zdGfPzI
now time to wait for this

>> No.8163702

>>8163527
That would really make it seem like she was using Hololive as a means to an end, and everything she said on stream would seem pretty disingenuous

>> No.8163712

>>8163686
crushing weight of expectations to not disappoint

>> No.8163725

>>8163698
Go to her thread why come here.

>> No.8163729

>>8163527
>spoiler
the only thing that will result on your shitty speculation is validating the "she doesnt care about hololive" rrat

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>>8163686
Akasupa readings feel like a gacha to me in a bad way, where you occasionally get some good moments and funny stories, but mostly just get someone reading names and saying thank you

>> No.8163744

i think some of you just like getting angry for the sake of it

>> No.8163747

>>8163725
that silhouette on the left is clearly Mori

>> No.8163753

>>8163725
Because Calli is going to be a guest silly

>> No.8163756

>>8163702
>holo wastes their money on gacha, wine and expensive bed
Based
>holo spends their money on business investments and personal projects to turn the money around
Not based?

>> No.8163761

>>8163739
I just like hearing her voice...no matter what it's saying...I'm too far gone

>> No.8163769

>>8163744
>where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg

>> No.8163774

>>8163729
Speculating that she'll open it silently, without fanfare, and will probably ask her America-based Homies , including Gura and Ame to promote it to their personal friends.

>> No.8163796

>>8163644
>a skeleton crew
heh

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>>8163744
>asks this in the site that devolved to the point is basically used only for that

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Just kill the damn thread, deadbeats!

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8163806

Has Mori been more sexual lately?

>> No.8163813

>>8163797
i wasnt asking

>> No.8163815

>>8163591
Who gives a flying fuck what retards here squeal about. If it gets better shipping than the extortionate rates from Japan, sign me up.

>> No.8163823

https://twitter.com/AkatsukiLuci/status/1428258208921972738
Luci and HACHI being cute
also the stream was hella good

>> No.8163826

>>8163729
>>8163591
>>8163702
Now wait a second, do (you) personally see something wrong with that or are you just scared of the board reactions? Because newsflash, the local few schizos are going to keep shitposting regardless.

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>>8163805
blame incestposter by not bumping it up to page 11, fucker must be already preparing his ritual post

>> No.8163833

>>8163774
Why even speculate at all. What she does as her roommate is roommate's business.

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>>8163806
no but she's been very cute lately

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Mori has given us a new gift today, fuck the antis

>> No.8163875

>>8163833
I know. Some idiots really can't appreciate JUST Mori.

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>Mori will never rest her massive DDs on your manlet head
Why live?

>> No.8163880

>>8163851
>middle finger immediately into heart
I love her so much

>> No.8163881

It's been almost a year. She's still putting herself down and gets all shy when someone calls her their oshi. It's too tiring. It's endearing at first but starting to get tiring. Like geez, if she still thinks that she's that shitty after almost a year what does that say about the fans that have followed her from the start and watched every single stream

>> No.8163890

>>8163827
I thought it was the Kawaiiope poster?

>> No.8163901
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>>8163890
Kawaiiope poster's been slacking, as of late

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>>8163702
Anon... I-

>> No.8163908

>>8163890
no, an anon confirmed in one or two threads ago that it was the incestposter, which also explains why he is consistently the first post on the thread for a while

>> No.8163910

>>8163901
Incestbeats are becoming too powerful.

>> No.8163928

>>8163881
I don't know what it says about her, but what it says about you is you are a brain-damaged blithering idiot

>> No.8163932

>>8163905
kek, based anon drawing the arrow for fags that can't see

>> No.8163933

>>8163908
Doesn't make any sense since Kawaiiope wins sometimes as well.

>> No.8163934

>>8163905
You can't expect me to take that list seriously considering what's directly underneath it

>> No.8163945

>>8163905
That arrow is definitely required for some of the retards here, bravo

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>1 google away

>> No.8163975

>>8163933
that's true, but doesnt remove the fact that incestbeat has been the first post on the thread for a while, you can see kawaiiope poster coming 1 or 2 posts after incestbeat or fucking late after around 10 posts

>> No.8163982

>>8163932
kek, too many retards out here. Gotta be sure

>> No.8163989

>>8163934
>finished tobira years before debut
>started taking jp lessons
>has been doing wanikani reps
???

>> No.8163995

>didn't do any of my reps today because I was too busy actually watching mori
god damn

>> No.8164003

>>8163666
EN stream house sounds like a good idea now that EN is gonna have 11 members now. Mori is also the right person to pull that off since only her or Kiara ever help organise big plans for EN (Ame being good with her own small projects, Gura being mostly a game streamer and Ina just being content with what she's been doing since debut)

>> No.8164013

>>8163975
Isn't that on kawaiiope poster?

>> No.8164023

>>8163989
Anon, she couldn't read a Japanese menu to order what she wanted today...

>> No.8164026

>>8163863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRoh9XPxn4&t=14265s
my dudes
with how she leans over... was that sound a smooch?

>> No.8164033

>>8163553
I mean, I’ve been wanting Calli to truly do this for a while. I still remember first seeing that tweet where she was unable to put out the cover she wanted to release back in December (which ended up being the Roki cover) and so they had to release the Wah Wah World collab instead. The recent situation with Raye and Polydor kinda reminded me of that, but at least Raye got to get out of her deal as consolation. I’m sure there will eventually be a time when her “reaping hiatus” ends and she can get back to doing her usual stuff.

>> No.8164047

>>8164026
meds

>> No.8164066

>>8163928
Based

>> No.8164091

>>8164026
I can kind of see it being possibly, but it was probably just the crackling and popping of the grill.

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>>8163493
hololiveEN beach episode

>>8163876

>> No.8164106

>>8164026
Nah, just a sizzle. Don't let that hinder ya dreams tho.

>> No.8164114

>>8164026
I want to believe, but as far as I know there was only one time she dared to give us kisses and got so embarrassed she has never tried again.

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