/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>809681
Kinda ironic that the implication here is that Marine's actually one of the younger talents of Holo.

>>809681
Is she a hag,,?

>>809706
I think the whole thing about Marine is that she's starting to get to the hag age but is in denial about it while the other girls dont really talk/care about it much

>>809681
Winter wolf

>>809726
not our kind of hag anon

Why is mr. Koro like this?
https://youtu.be/Dp4-sTORecc

>>809681
Wolf and Fren

hags?

>>810235
hags are the true way of the universe anon

600,000 subscribers

>>810235
Hags.

Can Pekomama do the Pekora laugh too, though?
This is perhaps more important than it seems.

>>810610
Popular hag!

>>809681
Best sensei

>>809681

>>810660

>>809681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuC82g_etg 600k super wolf!

>>809681
I want to Mio to awoo for me.

>>812851
the death of holo-swimsuits should be treated as a war crime

>>809706
Marine is in the middle range of hololive age, it's just that she's on the chrismas-cake-on-denial phase

PEKOMAMA LOVE

>>814217
Did any of the other girls have swimsuit models or was it just Mio?

>>809681
>No Rushia...
She is a 16,000 year old Necromancer anon.

>>815573
All Gens prior to 3rd Gen + Suisei have 3D Swimsuits. We may never get ones for newer generations since they fear the YT ban hammer.

>>815573
Everyone from gen0 to Gamers had swimsuit 3d models, but they were too much for YT-kun
https://youtu.be/RrsGNMMghKM

>>809706
It's a reference to touhou since Yukari is her favourite 2hu

>>815826
>>815969
Shame. Something about a hag trying to look young and stylish in a bikini is just...

>>816621
ikr

>>815826
Don't remind me anon that I will never be able to see marine and okayu live in a swimsuit

>>809681
>Link your oshi to have them added to the list!
kooper
https://www.youtube.com/c/KoopaCh

>>824433
No non Japanese vtubers please, thanks and goodbye!

>>809681
Hurea is also a hag!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvInZx9h3jC2JzsIzoOebWg

I fantasize being the hags' boytoy of choice for their size queen needs!

>>824662
>>809681
Patra from HNST is also a very nice a charming hag
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeLzT-7b2PBcunJplmWtoDg
Her and Flare have a collab soon
https://youtu.be/ZKa81I9tdX4

It's a great day to stop being attracted to hags! Don't dally, start fixing your warped preferences today!

Alternative colors for holos when?

>>816867

>>826346
I wish

>>810043
she is a sadistic doggo

STOP thinking about taking your hagfu home. It is disgusting and disturbing you think about an expired woman who you never met and know nothing about when you have better things to do in life like enhancing your career or picking up a productive hobby. Do not think about letting her cook supper in a cute apron and enjoying dinner over quiet candle light dinner coupled with sweet small talk. Don't bother imagining your hagfu wash your back. Heed all fantasies of positioning thy hag for intercourse. Plunging your rigid pulsing member into fevered hag crevice. Ravaging the flesh conduit to jettison rich spawn sludge into a barren hag womb. DON'T even think about it. Ignore delusions of having her join you in the tub and letting her cuddle you in the warm steamy bath water. Moreover, never ever give thought to preparing for slumber and sharing the same bed with a vile hag. Expell any belief of you and your hagfu ever snuggling while sharing warmth under the same blanket. It is forbidden! Forbidden to conceptualize letting your fingers entangle with a hag! Banish any vision where you lay closely face to face, eyes locked with a hag. Bar any concept where your lips bond with a hag. Obstruct any idealization where tongues are exchanged until fatigue. Remove any dreams of falling asleep with a hag wrapped in your arms in comfort. Do NOT introduce hag into your life.

>>827281

>>827281
>Friend gets to do all this with her wife

>>824433
Don't listen to >>824625, we'll take anyone if they're certifiably a hag.

Something about Mio's default outfit really activates my almonds. I just wanna... lift her shirt up and go to town, y'know?

>>828680
This, but for her casual wear.

>>829052
Needs the glasses

>>829327

>>829327
I'm ambivalent on the glasses.

>>816867
here's hoping they'll do shit like this in bloom or other context, seriously they go all out every time they're not on youtube

>>824662
is flare really a hag?

>>812851
ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

>>824433
How old is she?

>>824665
I want Korone to groom and molest me.

>>832706

>>830919
If we go everyone above 30 as hags. Then we need to Add Azki, FBK, Aki, Flare, Rushia, Coco, Watame and Polka

>>824433
Rude! Mommy is not a hag.

>>812851
Perfection. Mio's swimsuit is probably why she's still my favorite design of all time

>>816867
I will try to mod something into Keikatsu but don't get your hopes too high.

>>833299
fbk has always been added to hag threads

https://youtu.be/icW63R0x2MU
FUBUKI!

>>809681

>>827281
tl;dr

sexy drake

>>835051
I know three vtuber dragons and they all have goofy voices, is this one of them?

>>835075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ssLtReAGq8 you decide

I want to cum in Mio and raise a happy family with her. She's the ultimate wife material.

>>835270
*marry and then...
You're on the right track, but please mind the proper order to things, anon.

>>835270
>>835322
Same, marriage and a family is Mio's destiny, if not with me I wish the best for her

>Holothighs
Is it time?

>>836562
Its always time for hag thighs anon

>>836642

>>836882

>>836980
Mio is my favorite but It would be nice to see Botan or other hags more.

>>836882
Scandalous!

>>837177

>>809681
>obligatory post

>>835051
>>835151
Everyday I'm reminded that I will NEVER EVER find a woman like Dola to spend the rest of my life with and the pain is unbearable. Sorry to gosling but I just can't take it anymore...

i prefer when she sings without the ukerere

>>837379

>>833299
>Rushia
she's a zoomer though

>>839420
anon... I don't know what to tell you... but reps are kinda important.

>>839471
She inputs 20. It's a zoomer. Whoever ever saw 29 is a blind fucking retard.

>>839867
Anon... sometimes it's better not to know I guess

>>840051
whatever go live with your rrat

>>837245
I want Botan to step on me and then shoot me at point blank range.

>>840090
>Globalfag
not surprising at all

>>809681
cuddling with Mio...

Since Mio is a hag what color do you think her coochie is? Would it be brown and beaten from years of abuse or pink and ripened

>>828369
>>829507
>>810199
So why does Mio get paried with Friend so much?

>>840543
Because Mio is FBK's wife dumbass

What does sex with Mio sound like?

>>840428
I don't think it has had that much use since her younger days it should still be pink and slightly loose from age but still quite tight

>>840603
awooooooo

>>840543
https://youtu.be/ZyFG46qfy_k?t=19

>>840603
"biohazardo"
https://streamable.com/iw41vs

>>840603
Non-stop vomitting

>>840899
Hot.

>>840090
>>840111
Please be nice. Especially when you disagree.

>>841268
Global needs a mom for en2, I don't think ID covers that unless Reine is and I missed it

>>841333
I agree, why the fuck not.

>>841333
>>841455

>>810660
I think I like hags

More 2P color.

>>841333
Reine is designed by pochi but she doesn't want to be that, she doesn't even want to say "ara ara".

>>840543
They are old friends, but I personally don't like it since Mio is for miofa.

>>809681

>>809681

>>834510
>>846521
Is it just me or do hags naturally have this “I must groom” mentality? It’s really hot

>>846786
Seems to be a trend

>>846786
why do you think a lot them are super horny on stream? When they get to that age, they probably dont have an outlet so they take it out on chat/whatever girl is closest to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOsX9_ueDkY

>>846786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8oUgIvfCwI also korone constantly groping okayu

>>827281
i...i'm trying anon but i can't......

>>848053
dont listen to that heathen anon

embrace it

>>847096
>>846521
>>846786
Age-gap yuri is the good shit

>>840704
I want Mio to experience my biohazard

>>809681
Sleepy mom

Which one of them would have their way with innocent little boys the most?

>>852102
Isn't Fubuki into borderline male toddlercon?

>>852102
Suisei admitted she would.

>>852241
SHOUNEN-CON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPbiQtkPvKg

>>852102
I remember there was a 4chan screenshot translation of a stream of Marine where she was talking about how she would baby sit her bosses children and fantasize about messing around with but never did

reminder that if you are over 25 on 4chan, they are not hags, they are women your age

>>852778
....are we the hags?

>>852791
When voice cloning technology gets better, we can all be hags.

>>852778
Don't remind me.

>>852778
Yes, and?

>>852102
Fubuki, no contest.

>korone is in her mid 30s

>>852778
im safe then

their roommate's wombs are absolutely parched for virile semen and i'll never get to quench their thirst by cooming in them it's NOT FAIR

None

>>853491
Ah yeah Fubuki and her shota haikus
>>846786
It's just mother instinct and yes it backfiring on things that are not their actual children is not even an uncommon thing

>>852778
Someone else's age does not stop their wombs from being infertile and dusty.

>>859790
I wanna help Mio feel young again with my big fat hosomaki!

https://youtu.be/mppAGm3PuTY

>>847097
Damn, lewd Mio is a rare sight.

>>859790
God how does izumi papa do it? Everything that man makes is perfect.

>>860014
https://youtu.be/Mml9qzquHoo

>>852778
Oh good, I'm just behind the curve.

>>847097
>Mio-mama will never chase you, followed by her wolf instincts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>864007

>>852778
My friends and family would probably call me insane if I told them I want to fuck a woman 10+ years old than me.

>>852778
>Only 5 years to find a hag before it's too late
Shit

>>865857
Now tell them she is a japanese woman who streams using an anime avatar

>>866607
I meant in general. If I could find a woman with Mio's personality and age I'd immediately bone the fuck out of her all day every day. I'm just replying to the guy and pointing out that me as a 25 year old wanting to fuck someone 10+ years older than me would be regarded as weird in my social circles.

La la lion!

>>867026
Fuck those faggots, you got a sexy 30 year old

>>867060
Why do hags have the best laugh? https://files.catbox.moe/9qwg57.webm

>>867026
>If I could find a woman with Mio's personality and age
you won't

>>809681

>>867645
Such is life in the west :(
Not the original guy but it sucks because language barrier aside she is 100% wife material

>>867200
No hesitation just dropped her.

>>869917
more like life everywhere
women like Mio are aberrations more rare than fucking unicorns

>>871343
Just go to your local highschool football matches and start talking with the women there. Plenty of ones who are like Mio will be there bro

>>871377
>local highschool football matches
bait of the highest caliber

>>867060
visible puffy nipples through clothes is my fetish

Aughhh mio’s puffy enlarged post-pregnancy big brown nipples

>>809681

None

Realistically speaking, when do you guys think they'll graduate from streaming and focus on actually making a family? The clock is ticking for them and it's not like they'd be able to do both streaming and raising a family.

>>879448
You wont see their bellies grow while their preggers. Some of them might have given birth already but just said that they're taking a break or going to the hospital. Once the baby is out, they can just start streaming from a soundproof room while someone else watches the baby.

>>879448
Never, especially Korone

>>879448
I doubt they would actually need to fully quit streaming, they would likely go on a hiatus for a few months like the other anons have stated or have to change their schedule around to fit having a family. Also as hololive slowly moves away from its idol branding I imagine their talent will stay on much longer than actual idol companies since physical age would be less of an important factor. The only thing that would force them to graduate would likely be some kind of scandal (like what happened to Aloe or holoChang branch) or them just tiring from working in the industry

>>879448
>>880687
Also seconding hiatus for family. There must be Chuuba who has done that already

>>809681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffRA3nWHhm0

>>881812
One of the omega sisters was pregnant all along and just took 2 weeks off "for health reasons" sjencould have easily gotten away with it but decided to come clean and announced it

>>880687
maybe i'm just getting old or lonely, but imagining one of these girls with a kid and still stream while talking about their life now sounds like comfy to the max

>>882159
>>881812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DK82u6dApo&t=10s reminded me of this funny clip

>>882164
probably getting old, as you age your mind become more focused around family life and things like listening to others people family lives become more of an interest

>>882900
>>882164
Sounds about right
I'm 27 and basically wanting a family is like, my #1 want right now lol
Part of it's wanting to be the dad I never had raising a kid with someone that'd be the mom I never had desu

>>833299
don't forget Sora, Suisei, and Miko

>>884262
Ah no. They’re not hags

>>884303
Sora in her 30s and Suisei and Miko have to be around Marine's age

does flare really count as a hag?

>>885026
I mean, depends on how you calcify hagness, most people just go with 30+
and Flare is 31

>>885026
What prompted her to take care of the menhera Noel I wonder. Do you think the motherly instincts that come with hagness played a role?

>>890614
This is the first time I’ve heard Noel being called a menhera. Why is she one?

>>885005
Chatting shit mate, Suisei only just turned 18. Fucking retard.

>>891179
https://streamable.com/fvk7c1
https://streamable.com/9nhgvi
https://streamable.com/ak006f
https://streamable.com/f1sx38
https://streamable.com/mst9v8
https://streamable.com/w8qzzt
https://streamable.com/ri1m9r

>>891179
>>891337
And here are some recent ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=431IwIYp6Hw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kMHbb44bfQ
I'm not sure of this one fits in, but it'sfunny regardless

>>891337
those just look like game rage moments, unless something happened on her roommates account

>>885005
>Sora
>30s
You're only close about Miko and she's still younger than Marine

>>890614
>he wouldn't take care of cute Dancho
What a fag

>>879448
Korone has a span of like 10 hours at least from the time she wakes up to the time she usually streams. She could easily have a family.

>>893730
Korone is too insane to have a family she's like an incarnation of wine aunt

>>892825
I'm not saying I wouldn't (I mean, just those milkers are almost worth it by themselves) but I'm not sure why another woman would, in this case Flare.
>>891685
Well something did happen but I haven't got the link. Also gamer rage is fine and all but at some point it crossed over the threshold of normal. Rushia is on the same boat as Noel for this reason as well.
>>893730
It's fine if she had children beforehand that are now grown up to a point, what I'm referring to is her getting married, going through pregnancy, childbirth and the first years of child raring while also vtubing; that'd be hard.

Did you like it?
https://youtu.be/Ps3FGsjeNNo

>>894822
>it's already over
FAQ

>>894822
Yes. Nene was my favorite.

>>890614
from what i can tell, noel basically is the one helping flare in the real world, while flare helps noel with the otaku stuff. its a weird mix that still works and I like how both care for each other at least.

>>894420
>Rushia
She's not a hag, is she? I had a girlfriend who was a year younger than me who would get irrationally angry at games. Watching Rushia flip out and scream bloody murder gives me uncomfortable flashbacks to those days. Not hag material in the slightest.

>>897580
Rushia just has 2 states - cutest thing you will even see and yandere banshee screaming bloody murder (still cute)

>>809681

>>890614
She's like a big sister to Noel

>>897580
Agreed that Rushia doesn't give mommy/hag vibes. However, she wouldn't be out of place if anons insisted on posting her here.

>>897694
Literally perfect.

>>897580
I didn't call Rushia a hag, I didn't even call Noel a hag, I'm going off of what >>886645 said calling Flare a hag. What I'm saying is that Noel And Rushia are in the same situation in regards to having mental issues

>>898216
I just assumed Rushia did it to bait for donos like with the pettan jokes that get repeated 100000 times for superchats

isnt rushia a christmas cake though?

>>894420
Flare is an actual saviourfag, she has said it a couple of time,s she likes people who rely on her specially for mental health

>>809681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYL1I7pPxDo
Taiga frustrating hag wolf again

>>898451
If she keeps danchou from going full menhera then thats alright in my books

>>898368
Hag is 30+ right? she's only a few months younger than Fuu-tan

>>896568
Noel is a fairly seasoned nerd herself, she doesn't really need help with the "otaku stuff" it's just that their tastes are very different

>>898019
>>897694

>>899056

None

>>898771
oh i getchu

give me animal hags.

>>899191
You are now imagining a 3X years old doing these poses irl.

>>900128

>>900106
>cease this heresy

>>900128
Tanaka Rie is like 40 and does modeling.

>>898368
Tower.....

>>898646
>thanks for the sneeze
people of culture

>>900128
That's just her doing her yoga

>>900128
yes please

>>900128
cute!

why?

>>900408
>images taken seconds before disaster
>>900623
Because zoomers don't deserve to look at our mommy wolfu

>>900128
H-hot

>>900128
yes please

>>900128

>>900128

>>809681
>Kamishiro Kurea
WTF why she is so cute and kinda easy to understand, well might as well do listening reps with her.
By voice i guess she is retired?

>>902719
With her daily morning radio she def has a background in the area

>>903042
Yeah, might as well start day with her, anyway others chuubas are dead in the morning

None

Post Gundo... onegai

>>903442

>>903442
>>903484

None

>>903442

None

>>911103
O-of course I will, I want to start a family with you.

>>869214
I love LAM's design for fortune teller Mio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYfEQgyO1w

What do you guys think? Which is better?

bakatare best hags

>>911881
It's a matter of taste. I personally like a mix; the gap moe of a sexy girl suddenly acting cute.

>>911881
>sexy
>crazy dog
no

Imagine trying to breed Koro-san's dusty old womb for hours then letting your splooge rot deep inside her all for naught because dog girls can't get pregnant from human semen.

>>912285
Calm down Okayu

>>911881
>imagine mio trying to clumsily seduce you by attempting to act sexy

https://youtu.be/tr5-M7dPoEA

Cute laughing hag

>>900128
Yes. Please.

>>911103
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO COOM IN THE WOLF

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>>809681

>>918185

>>911881
both

>>918335
>Botan will never gently take your hand and press it against her womb after you fill her with your seed, telling you you're going to make a wonderful father

why even live

>>911881
Sexy hardly ever comes out. I don't think I've ever heard her be remotely sexual. If she ever does I don't think I'll make it.

>>911881
cute>sexy for korone for me

>>918335
God, imagine a hag wearing that ultra high cut swimsuit.

>>918847
Mio actually wears high cut underwear

>>809681

>>923865
Big God Mio indeed!

None

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>>927833
why is she crazy?

>>912613
Have you watched any of her tarot readings or ASMR? I think she could be seductive if she really wanted to.

>>923865

>>930345
everything Mio does is seductive
even barfing

>>930148
She does not filter her demeanour nor thoughts like most Japanese people do in public, hence, "crazy"

>>930447
she's literally crazy like halfway to asylum crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftRFEU_9_qY

>>930526
Honestly, that's a very Korone prank

>>930526
She's a hag, she just tried to play off her denture supplies as a prank...

>>918541
DELETE THIS

>>930148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osWtz13QaiU just has obsession with the cat

>>930148
yubi yubi

>>933774
>serial killer Korone who went full insane and collects the yubis of her victims as offerings to a shrine of a long dead cat
this needs to be an anime

>>811081
what is the sauce please?

>>912613
>>930345
If that voice that slipped out at the end of a stream that one time was actually her's I don't think need to try very hard

>>809681

>>934413
I'd sure as hell watch a animated short like that than the random crap they do for the hololive anime

>>935937
>not liking shitposts

>>936043
not saying their entirely bad and some of them are pretty good, just that what the other anon suggested sounded way more interesting
>shubasaur

>>936160
that whole video is concentrated shitposting art

>>935139
link?

>>884262
Sora was Underage when she started hololive like 3,4 years ago

>>934413
I'd watch a season of that.

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>>935559
Just found out Reine is a hag. Why didn't anyone tell me before, bros?

Sex with Mio!
For the purpose of procreation!
As many little wolves as possible!
And if FBK complains breed her too!

>>943387
Reine's dorky hag energy turns me on. She's a lot like mio in that regard.

>>943387
She certainly has some of that hag aura on her.

>>943387
>literal who
guess why

>>943387
I think after people found out her family controls the indonesian mafia they just avoid the topic of her age/background

>>943536
>they just avoid the topic of her age/background
Look at the architect thread's replies and archive anon.

>>943387
Wtf is in that spoon?

>>930148
>>930526
>>934413
https://youtu.be/VnKH7xC49Qw?t=1641

Whats the cut off age for hag?

>>944082
30+

>>944100
Wtf this thread is racist

>>944148
what are you smoking anon

>>892684
Miko is 24.

>>809681

>>949542
Wasn't she the same age as Pecker?

>>810610
Titty mousepad at 1 million.
Let's go!

When hags see a cherryboi...

>>953769
>hags will never fight over your virginity and who gets to receive your load in their womb first

Tell me about your favorite hag.
What do you like about her?
I like Mio because she has a singing voice that is nice to listen to and she has sort of calming aura around her. Also her avatar is very cute.

>>956171
She really gets into what she's doing. She feels distant but not unfriendly. It feels like there's a very specific set of circumstances needed to produce someone like her. There's almost an alien quality about her that is really mesmerizing.

>>956171
Fubuki is not just a great entertainer. She stands by her friends and has an unimpeachable moral center. The whiteness of her hag hair reflects the purity of her timeless heart

Botan! I love La Lion!

>>956171
There's something really comfy and amusing about Korone. I like how involved she gets with her games and her audience. She feels like the kind of friend you could spend an afternoon with, just chilling out and playing the classic games from her childhood.

followed by a passionate fuck

>>911103
Yes 1000%

>>956171
she's just great at singing, bursts out laughing at the best stuff, and has great chemistry in collabs, especially in bakatare

god i love this dorky elf also

danger mom

>>957899
Snipins a good job mate

>>959898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSIQyNBi-q8
crazy elf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-PPJlyLTnU

screaming hags