/uuu/ - Ceres Fauna General - Sleeping Beauty zzz

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Last Thread - >>80933389

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Reminder to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait, saplings

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>>80965274
Man I love Fauna

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I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.

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>>80965274
kys brownigger

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he's extra ruffled today

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Remember to ignore all the schizos talking about browfeet, complaining about the thread, and other meta posting. They're only here to shit up the thread and anti Fauna.

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>>80965363
why don't you put that in the OP next time brownfeet?

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>>80965363
>don't accurately identify me or point out what I'm doing
kys

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>>80965348
Warmed up fanta side effect

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>>80965488
No one cares about your shitty scapegoat nigger

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Remember to cool down your fanta saplings

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Drinking fanta makes you fantastic, unless your feet are brown

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Whatever, let thee thread die. We can make one in the morning when everyone's awake. It doesn't need to be alive literally 24/7

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>>80965363
so you confirm that this thread was created to anti Fauna

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I just want to point out that someone's usual shitposting activity at these hours in /hlgg/ has been at an absolute minimum for the duration of these two threads.

I also want to point out that despite the self-proclaimed opposition to these threads, not once has a sage been used so every single spam post has actually bumped it and kept the thread alive. These are two unrelated observations, but I just wanted to point them out.

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>80965785
kys

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>>80965785
The Faumei images were all saged

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>>80965838
Well yeah, that was clearly a different poster from the person who writes like a caricature.

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>>80965785
further proof is nice but he's literally incapable of hiding who he is

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>>80965838
>>80965866
Yeah, that was another poster from /#/. Not the brownfeetschizo.

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>>80965785
funniest part is how he keeps outing himself by trying to force the brownfeetschizo thing

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the fuck happened itt?

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>>80966538
resident schizo brownfeet/brownfanta having a melty

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To the thread policing retard who obsessively insists on making the thread unusable outside of hours: I will return the favor tenfold when the stream is live. Every retarded piece of spam and antagonism you've made today will be dealt back in full force. If you want to thread police and make the thread unusable, I'll make sure it's unusable. Go ahead with your retarded accusations. I don't care anymore. You caused this.

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there it is!

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>80966968
why not just move on and do something productive

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brownfanta mask off moment

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I Just want to talk about Fauna man

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>the small brown man, defeated, declared he will return to his usual behavior

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>>80965785
Yeah I said this last time he did this song and dance. We all get a laugh at his expense, and he essentially creates a containment thread for himself saving the rest of the board dealing with him.
It's legitimately a win for everyone except ol' brownfeet.

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why don't saplings stay in /uuu/?
>the /uuu/

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>>80966037
it's obvious to all of us the second you see
>moomposter
>brownfeetschizo
>perma /uuu/
calling cards of our pet monkey

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Don't you guys wish Fauna would let a fart rip on stream like CC did?

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Was there any word on when the collab would be rescheduled to? I'm hoping it's next week.

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>>80967698
No

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>>80967903
You are not a true sapling.

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>>80966058
>>80966459
>>80967252
Lore

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for what purpose is brownfanta feet trying to rewrite history so hard, it's not going to make the images dissappear or sever the link to Kyousha

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>>80968009

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>>80968009
>bringing this shit into global
I fucking hate you people. You deserve each other.

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grim

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If the threads stay up for 24 hours it should mean that it's not just brownfeet that want them, right?

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>>80969366
He doesn't sleep.

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Hello sappos, when is Fauna gonna play Dark Souls again?

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>>80969662
She needs to get permissions black first.

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>>80969662
Soon™. From Soft are retarded about perms and you need to request a time and date in advance.

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unleash the moom

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>>80969752
>black
What do you mean by this

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>>80969366
It was confirmed a while ago that there are 2 or 3 schizos that frequently post in /uuu/ and made bait threads related to Fauna, no surprised if there are more now to post more shit

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>>80969826
I'm disappointed she didn't get to use the milf hat in the last session

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>>80970537
No Mumei = no milf hat. It belongs to her only.

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>>80968068
He tried this before remember. "Moomposter ruined faunas life, moomposter is actually the anti". It didn't work then, it won't work now - the only person that cares about this shit is brownfanta. I guess he's still sore that all his pathetic bait gets dismissed because he posted his feet.

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Fauna’s butt

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>>80971931
At least post a butt then.

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Green woman good

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Here's a bump saplings

[Anonymous No.]

Will we get to hear the unreleased Faumei song at Breaking Dimensions? Also is anyone here gonna be there?

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FFS

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>>80973307
?

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>>80973137
Yes

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>>80967698
I dont get off fart but I understand that you need to fart to survive fauna should do what she needs to survive

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I had a dream about Fauna. We were running from a tornado and Kiara was also there, but she wanted Fauna to bunker down with her in what I thought was a really stupid spot, and I tried to convince Fauna to just keep following me, but she ultimately sided with Kiara. Damn orange women cucking me in my dreams.

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>>80974573
Nice try KFP

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Don't die...

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>>80974573
I too, would choose the infinite food source in a survival situation

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Who’s your second favorite holo?

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>>80976562
Mumei

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>>80976562
IRyS

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>>80976562
Fauna

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>>80976562
For me it's Millie from niji. There's something so refreshing about watching a pagpag prostitute try and act cute when you know she's gaped to fuck. Whores like her are special

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>people now bump the illegal /uuu/
What changed?

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>>80977159

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>>80976562
CC

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Does anyone remember which switch sports stream it was where Fauna was playing soccer and mindlessly blurted out that her feet are huge, but then proceeded to backtrack and say her feet are actually quite slender? Even better if somebody knows the exact timestamp.

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>>80977333
Wasn't it this one?

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>/uuu/ up without a stream
Huh.

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>>80977495
No, I’m talking about something different.

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>>80977885
Look in the previous thread if you're curious. I think it's mostly americans bickering. Personally I think it's kinda cool to be able to speak with non-burger saplings outside of streams, but the whole conversation has become pretty toxic.

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>>80978188 (me)
Actually, it's two threads back, though the previous one also has some discussion.
Summarized, some saplings think everyone who wants a non-stream /uuu/ threads must be the infamous "brownfeet" schizo who shitposts about Fauna constantly in the catalog. There was talk about "moomposter" an alleged anti-brownfeet schizo. (I can sympathize with his cause, but someone is clearly botting polls and accusing just about anyone of being brownfeet, including myself.)
Anyway, it's all very messy. The question is if /uuu/ can even be sustained out of hours, since most saplings are used to the status quo and have taken refuge in other threads for literal years. We'll have to see what happens when the regulars get back and start arguing again.

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>>80977885
im tired of kneeling to schizos, we deserve a place to talk about fauna even if shes not streaming

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>>80978188
Actually you should check out the thread before that one for the real context. Thats when people were having a reasonable conversation about the subject. Last thread was just schizos throwing a tantrum.

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>>80978524
Based. I agree with you.

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>>80978524
>Everyone was kneeling out of respect.

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https://litter.catbox.moe/ii35s9.mp3

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>>80978611
Yeah, I realized my mistake right after I posted. I think we're in the blessed hours where both brownfeet and moomposter are asleep, hence the relative quiet. Really wish they could just find another thread and duke it out without involving us.

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it's meaningless imo, even if he can't doxx vague post or whatever here he'll just make other bait threads about her or shit up global

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>>80978988
Yeah, I don't really see the point either. Every other popular holo gets shitposts too, but they keep their thread up regardless.

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>>80978524
See, I’ve always thought that it makes way more sense for /uuu/ to be around when Fauna ISN’T streaming rather than when she is. When she’s streaming, I can just talk about her in global.

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>>80977971
I mean it's from the same stream as this webm

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Stream today? I want her to finish Crow Country, it was a surprisingly fun little game that she seemed to like.

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I am requesting your finest smol faunas for my collection

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>>80979303
No, I’m talking about a completely different incidence. It was definitely a switch sports stream, and it was quite a while ago, like 1-2 years ago.

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>>80979337
Are you sure you can handle this semen demon?

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>>80978524
just ignore them and talk about Fauna

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>>80979337
This is my favorite smol Fauna. She just looks so exasperated

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fauna would probably dislike me because im a cook at a steakhouse. We go through more cows during a week than eating vegan could safe in a lifetime....

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>>80979808
No no no, Fauna has made it abundantly clear that she does not judge meat-eaters. She would probably prefer people in general stop eating so much meat, but she wouldn't put all that responsibility on a single sapling. She's way smarter than that. You're good sapling!

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>>80979321
same here. I hadn't heard of it before, but it was a great stream. I'm really looking forward to seeing her finish it.

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>>80979321
>>80980394
Personally, I kind of hope it’s one of those games she only plays once then quietly drops lol.

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>>80981075
It's so close to completion though! I'd rather her complete it and then move on instead of forever being stuck in limbo like Withering Rooms.

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>>80979488
Such a cute outfit, i want faunya(real)

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>>80981075
She is like halfway through, and the game actually looked ok, like Signalis that doesn't suck ass.

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>>80981460
Signalis was better than this game

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>>80981460
I liked signalis..

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>>80981075
Doesnt she only have one stream left? I hope she finishes it

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>>80981670
Signalis part 2 or 3 was the one time I considered closing Fauna's stream, I absolutely hated that game, I just couldn't stand it. The annoying screeching enemies haunt my nightmares to this day. It was miserable.

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>>80981780
Don't post sad Faunas at me, I am immune.

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why was >>80976866 deleted? looked on topic, we're not kink shaming are we kyoushappos?

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>>80981914
That's me for basically any indieshit game she plays. Withering rooms, crow country, that dark souls getting over it game, that shitty game in members she keeps spamming, literally cannot stand any of those, they are all so boring and obnoxious. Unironically the only recent streams I've found tolerable have been the Witcher. It's why I'm actually mildly annoyed she dropped Dark Souls, that was actually a good game for a change. And yes I know she said its just a perms issue but come on, we know she's not coming back to it.

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>>80982168
Oh and the wii sports streams were alright too because of the 3D and bodycam exposure like >>80977495 but the games themselves got boring after the first one.

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I do not find Fauna sexy.
Entertaining, cute and wonderful? Absolutely. Sexy? No.

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>>80982168
>I know she said its just a perms issue but come on, we know she's not coming back to it.
No way he's dropping Dark Souls. She's coming back to it, she just wants to finish her current games first.

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>>80982216
Also that matcho whatever stream was egregiously bad. Disappointingly low quality for Fauna and I hope she never does something similar to that again.

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>>80982302
>matcho whatever stream
What? Explain yourself. I honestly haven't watched a bad Fauna stream since 2021. (Though I do skip some MC streams every once in a while since i'm just so tired of that game.)

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>>80982168
The indie streams are hit or miss. I happen to agree that I didn’t much care for the 3 games you mentioned either, but she’s also done plenty of great ones too like Princess of the Spire, Death Road to Canada, Faith, etc…

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>>80982548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Yq_nk0JdY

This stream. It actually offended me with how phoned in it was and how bad the game was. Nerissa tier stream.

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>>80982743
Huh, weird. I really liked it. It doesn't really matter if the game is good or not as long as Fauna has something interesting to talk about.
I liked how animated and happy she was during this stream specifically. She seems to enjoy streaming a lot.

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>>80982168
Keep in mind - I'm watching for Fauna, really 99.9% cases it really doesn't matter to me what she is playing, I'm there for her and her yapping. Some games are just better at giving her topics to talk about, and are fun to watch of course, but aren't something I would ever play myself.
Withering Rooms isn't really for me, but the streams were still fine. I guess it just looks kinda slow and boring, got a bit better when she got far enough to start a build of sort, and got stronger in the process.
Crow Country is just pretty good.
ALTF4 was just silly fun, some really good moments, was a blast to watch.
Rusty Lake isn't the best game ever, but has trippy moments, and members is the best place for her to play something like that - she knows it wouldn't work well as regular stream, she wants you to open those streams just for her.
Signalis on the other hand just annoyed me. Enemies, combat, bland puzzles (you make the game so "deep and symbolic", and then tell the player to find elemental coded keys like it's 1994, really?), and I think even recently (during Crow Country?) she mentioned she liked Signalis, but at the time she seemed to be annoyed by the combat, and like she didn't have much fun. Maybe because she was still in puddle mode. Either way it was just so hard to watch, I hate that game.
Soulslikes just aren't my genre. I will be happy if she plays Dark Souls again, has fun, and finishes it within reasonable number of streams, but oh god please no Elden Ring arc after that. Everyone played that already, everyone spammed like 20 parts of it each, Biboo probably played it for like 50 streams since it was one of the first games she played on debut and she is STILL playing it. Just let Fauna play silly games like Forklift or ALTF4. Shorter story games like Killer Frequency and Deltarune were really balanced streams that didn't overstay their welcome. Balatro and Backpack Battles are true Faunacore experience, I hope she tries Backpack Hero sometimes too because it's a pretty cool inventory management game too. But don't trick her into playing soulslikes like everyone damn else.

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I don’t watch Fauna to see games, I watch Fauna to see Fauna
She’s able to talk and ramble no matter what she’s playing

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>>80982984
NTA, but the reason I want Fauna to play Souls games is solely because she hasn't played them much before. I can't watch Biboo play them because she knows too much already and it's just not very interesting. Fauna on the other hand is a brand new player and it's a joy to watch her learn and adapt.
Still, I think ER is too long. The rest of DS1 would be kino though.

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>>80982743
>>80982984
Well, me again.
Really seems like you are watching more for games than Fauna, Macho game was completely fine for what it was, she made it clear she only had an hour, and went with a silly game for laughs. Then she used it as a background for supas catch up which only made it funnier. That's what's fun about her streams, really.

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>>80982984
this >>80982168 is just a shitposter that's been spamming she dropped dark souls bait in global and the previous threads. Telegraphed it a bit too hard. He didn't watch any of the streams he complained about.

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>>80983062
This sap gets it. I like my fauna yappy.

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>>80983218
>t. Moomposter

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>>80983218
Fuck off brownfeetschizo.

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I'll just be honest: I think Fauna is the greatest EN vtuber currently in the game. She knows exactly what her audience wants and provides it every single stream, week in, week out. Nobody else can really compare. (And this is coming from someone who watches a lot of other vtubers on the side.)

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>>80983256
>>80983289
Swing and a miss buddy

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>>80983218
Just relax, okay? Not everyone who dislikes one or two Fauna streams is an anti. (Even if he is, just ignore him.)

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>>80983340
You're not fooling anybody.

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>>80983157
That's why I don't mind if she finishes DS1, I just don't think focusing on ER too much after that would be a good idea. She is at her best as a variety streamer. But bring back occasional Hitman streams, I miss those.

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>>80966968
threadly reminder

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>>80983349
I really hate how hard this board tries to force toxic positivity. It's not just the moomposter, every thread is plauged by retards who dogpile any neutral or disagreeing opinions even if they're not antiing anyone

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>>80983379
>bring back occasional Hitman streams
She should have gotten the sponsorship... ;_;

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>>80983487
>plauged

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>>80983487
It's a bit sad. Youtube comments are already like that, the whole point of /vt/ is to have a space where you don't need to self-censor as much.

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>>80983516
Blame her useless manager for that.

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>>80983487
It's imported /v/ culture, unironically. Consume all content without questioning. Support tribe without questioning. Attack other tribe without questioning.

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>>80983487
>>80983557
Yeah this thread has gotten a bit too safe and kyousha - we need to start being less scared and openly shitting on people
sry for ESL

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>>80983553
We said to fuck off.

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>>80983569
I think IO only watched twitch streamers and ignores youtubers entirely. That's the only reason I can think of.
I want a "Faun" elusive target that's a green-haired fuckboy roaming around Hokkaido.

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>>80983666
Moomposter reveals itself to thread police once more.

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>>80983715
Fuck off Moomposter, nothing he said was wrong. Only that schizo wants a hugbox, you outed yourself too quickly.

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Aaaaanyway, Fauna cute

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Thread meta debates are the most boring type of debate. Lets discuss something real like global warming or vegan morality

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>>80983806
Retard. Nobody else would bring up Kyousha except for Moomposter.

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>>80983906
Who?
I don't keep up with your thread celebrities, clearly you do, Moomposter. Way to out yourself.

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>>80983848
Is masturbating to images of kirins ethically defensible?

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>>80983953
From a utilitarian perspective absolutely. From a consent standpoint questionably. In my personal opinion I couldn't live without it.

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>>80983833
>img
I've seen too many Sappo posts... I will never be able to look at this image the same way after... you know

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>>80984052

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>>80984052
Yeah my brain instantly goes to Millie. Wew lad...

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>>80983349
No one got called out for disliking a stream just the: she dropped dark souls shit, which she addressed multiple times on stream already.

The u! No u! That followed is very silly though

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>>80983942
I don't know what kind of retarded scheme you think you're pulling bakerschizo but you're not fulling anyone.

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>>80984106
>fulling
Moomposter sweating so hard he turned ESL, funny.

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>>80984095
Kill yourself brownfeetschizo.

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>>80984149
what does millie have to do with your random sperg out with your boyfriend? are you having a melty?

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>>80984223
Brownfeetschizo is obsessed with a nijifag named Kyousha and thinks that everyone he accuses is him. His oshi is Millie or something so the Moomposter will try to shit on her to piss him off. You know it's the bakerschizo if he brings up either kyousha or millie.

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>>80984349
bro you need to take your meds, you're more of a schizo than the retard in question. you know his whole life story, how fucking mental are you
who gives a shit about some random whore, stop defending shit vtubers and talk about fauna

[Anonymous No.]

I guess one or two of our schizos finally woke up!
Enjoy your evening saplings, I'm off to watch another green lady soon

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>>80984526
>runs from perma-/uuu/
bullied out of his own idea...KWAB

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>>80984598
I'm not "him" though. Just an innocent sapling getting caught in the crossfire. Stay cool.

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>>80985126
Personally. I am Him.

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>>80984526
>evening
But it's the afternoon...

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>>80983062
Absolutely based

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>>80985593
It's 8PM here in euroland

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Did we figure out who the imposter is yet?
I think it's time to squeeb.

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If the schizos are gonna fight I think they should post lewd/beautiful fauna's so I can save them

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>>80985825
It's probably just two schizos doing having a schizo feud.

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>>80986101
>doing having
you need some rest sappo

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>>80986149
I'm sorry, I'm a bit inebriated.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer permanent uuu but I can't post every hour
And at this point there are too many schizos(broownfeet, moomposter, kyousha, etc) if you keep posting about him you are a shitposter
I made a post in hlgg about making oc so just wait for some oc here
Why? Why need more oc

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>>80986422
You can't have full activity on the first test run when so many people are scattered between global and #

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>>80986422
>bald

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>>80986885
fuck off retard, our first attempt had loyal sappos posting every 30 seconds
we posted so much after the polls we hit a faster post per minute than fauna's last 20 or so streams. not sure whats happened today, its really unusual

[Anonymous No.]

Happy we finally can have a permanent /uuu/

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Oh wow he's still going
Completely mindbroken

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>>80986342
Didn't notice how NL coded this is before now

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>>80987095
Yeah, he's been at it all day. Page 10 bumping, calling everyone Moomposter. You can't underestimate the mental illness involved with heating up your brownfanta, he must have a humiliation fetish

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>>80987015
Dunno, EU hours?

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>>80987158
>>80987095
You're not serious, right?

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>>80987141
It's a direct reference.

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>>80987158
Dude. Do you sleep.

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>>80987275

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>>80987225
This thread needs a defender

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>>80987158
Kill yourseld brownfeetschizo.

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>>80987616
Sappo stop being a retard. This is clearly brownfanta pretending to be moomposter. Stop giving it attention

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>>80987843
He is playing both sides, ignore both.

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>>80967221
don't forget "thread policing" and "bakerschizo" (which he only brought back after someone linked a thread from a year ago).

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I'm just glad us real posters are able to see through him now.

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>>80987616
>yourself
someone's been up days straight bumping splits, he's cooked bro lol

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>>80986422
>kyousha
Can you just call him selenfag?

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>>80988658
You are obsessed, brownfeetschizo

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>>80988927
Kek, I love how mad it makes you being called that

[Anonymous No.]

>>80987914
It's so ridiculously transparent after several straight hours of slow and comfy with only a handful of shitposts that were mostly deleted to then suddenly go full tilt.

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>>80989314
Him bringing up Selenfag out of nowhere makes it so obvious. He's obsessed with making Selenfag a flip for some reason when we've known he's a yuro for years.

[Anonymous No.]

today I made pasta, then I put it in the oven with cheese on top
very umai

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>>80979337

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>schizo this schizo that
>no one asks where the fuck is fauna
nice thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>80990691
Look at the date

[Anonymous No.]

Wait...where is Faufau anyway?
FAUFAU?
FAUFAU!?
Where's Faufau?
*starts to hyperventilate*
Moe Larry Curly. The cheese!
Where's Faufau!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80990691
We kinda know, all we can do is have hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80990902

[Anonymous No.]

>>80982218
Madonna whore

[Anonymous No.]

>still no tweet
The anon who said it was her time of the month was right. I’m more convinced than ever her period is synced with Bae’s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80982743
It's just a zatsu stream, retard. Fauna doesn't like pure zatsu streams because of her streamer brain, so she needs something to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80991435
Still at least an hour for a late frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80991435
>her period is synced with Bae
This has also been the case for like 5 months btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>80991523
>replying to an hours old post
>calling people retards over opinions
Fucking move on already Moomposter.

[Anonymous No.]

Mother trucker.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't y'all watching CC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992022
I am!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992022
Fauna is the only hololive member I watch. Most of the rest of my time I'm in other small corpo threads. It's part of the reason I agree with the decision we had to make a permanent /uuu/. I hated how all Fauna discussion was gatekept in /hlgg/ and /#/ since those threads are cancer to browse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992022
>y'all
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992111
Next there's going to be a schizo for the schizo's schizo schizo and the cycle will begin anew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80991769
>calling people retards over opinions
No, because he doesn't understand why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992488
Did you just admit to being the Moomposter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992323
I'm hiding in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992547
I'm not interested in your schizo faggotry bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992615
>bro
Confirmed. It's definitely him. All future posts will be ignored or made fun of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992022
Meh, I almost exclusively watch Promise unless somebody is doing some exceptionally interesting content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80992910
Only Promise and Myth fans are like this. Advent's fanbase are all over the new girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80991523
Fauna doesn’t do pure zatsu streams because they don’t appeal to most of her audience. Several thousands of more people will tune in to watch her kinda play Minecraft while really just shooting the shit than will if she explicitly states she’s just gonna chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80993716
Playing anything has the bonus benefit of being able to react to something random and funny happening in game. Easy content. That's why she can place a macho aquarium on her desk during SC catch up and it's comedy in itself. Dangling keys, if you wanna.

[Anonymous No.]

Permanent /uuu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>80979337

[Anonymous No.]

So is this it then? Schizos bake during SEA hours and keep it bumped whilst saptards keep replying to their bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80993716
Don't reply to the Moomposter.

[Anonymous No.]

3 days with no update, she's dead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994151
This is literally the opposite of SEA hours. It's 4 am in Jakarta right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80993716
>because they don’t appeal to most of her audience
You don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994247
I mean some pag baked this thread, then the other 2-3 schizos later in the day found it funny and have kept it alive since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80993716
A lot of people here struggle with the concept that /vt/ is not an accurate reflection of fanbases as a whole. The vast majority of Fauna’s YouTube audience doesn’t give a fuck about SC readings, but you ask people here and they’ll overrate the hell out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtnwELBZQbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtnwELBZQbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtnwELBZQbQ

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtnwELBZQbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtnwELBZQbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtnwELBZQbQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994355
I don't think so because I'm a eurosap and I bumped it a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry I doubted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994394
>>80994395
sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

On the one hand, “yay Fauna!” On the other, “fuck, Crow country is shit, I’ll take the Witcher over this”

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994394
>>80994395
Fauners my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994644
We hate the witcher now it's all about crowsoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994644
My God! What a sexy body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994644
RE-likes are comfy. Also glad to hear it sounds like she got some good sleep, fucking finally jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994707
I'll never turn on Gerald

[Anonymous No.]

>I think I slept for 2 whole days awawaaw let's finish crow country maybe!
So this confirms the period rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994851
Old RE is like 50/50 combat/puzzle solving while Crow Country is like 10/90.

[Anonymous No.]

I ate her period this time. No need to thank me

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994707
I’m one of the few here that absolutely loves and looks forward to Witcher streams, and no I’m not a child-like blue shark anime woman.

[Anonymous No.]

yo saps, good to see our pet monkey kept the thread warm for us. time for him to sit in the cuck chair while we enjoy our kirin

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995236
Then why did she suffer yesterday? You didn't do shit. Do better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a full profile of everything that is known about Fauna’s feet STAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995254
Show me your pits Gura please

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995401
They're BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995471
Fauna didn't show her nipples on accident right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995086
Didnt she say she was having issues sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995375
It was a lot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995578
I know Maddie is /here/. She posts like an anon on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995743
That's not surprising considering there's multiple confirmed women here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80994394
>>80994395
First stream was fun, hopefully she should finish it today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995513
Only to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995471
That was clearly not a foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995471

[Anonymous No.]

>>80995743
>lesbian femcel
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996282
Baffling opinion for someone that watches hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996495
I subscribe to the holofilter theory weeding out the trash and grift

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you here actually own at least 1 piece of Fauna merch? How many of you here have a paid membership? Bonus points for posting proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996667
Post pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996857
t. maddie

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
Yes to both
>Proof
No, most of those those images just get grabbed by some schizo/anti and used for shitposting later

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
Why so much self esteem issues and anxiety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
I have too much Faumei merch

[/uuu/ Divegrass Caretaker No.]

Reminder that /uuu/ plays /rrat/ in a divegrass exhibition match starting in around 15 minutes. Please continue to post any suggestions that you have for the /uuu/ roster as well to hopefully get a few new players. I have noted down any you have already posted for me.

Watch link here:
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997358
It's a survey-post to force activity and keep the thread bumped.
>>80997492
Fauner stream in 10 minutes bud, I guess people could multi-stream though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
>starting in around 15 minutes
Kind of a bad time since Fauna begins streaming at that exact point

[Anonymous No.]

M r el

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
I got the MILF hat, and both her plushies as well as membership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
Unfortunate timing, but thanks again for the hard work

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997248
thats why kyousha asked kek

[Anonymous No.]

>green nerd sits in front of her screen staring at the clock waiting for precisely :00 to start her stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
Thanks caretaker, I'll second monitor it for sure. Love seeing /uuu/ sweep. Gotta get some Gerald in 100% (or could call them "triangle him!" i guess)

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
Membership, the milf hat, the friends with u and beegsmol plushies, the valentine towel thing and the council pins. Hoping for a sapling plushie rerun at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

love this punctual kirin

[Anonymous No.]

is it "rain" or "reign"? "rain" makes no sense, but why do the stream chatters say "rain"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80998332
ESLkun...watch streams, this is humiliating

[Anonymous No.]

>>80998332
It's rain
It's a Faith reference, the "rain of spiders" attack where it rains spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
0
no
cant because I have none

[Anonymous No.]

>kuso country
Ugg. Might as well be a day with no stream at all. I'm going to go to bed and hope for an actual game tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80998332

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever fauna exposes her armpits like this, I can't stop imagining that it smells like warm taco bell that sat out in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80998424
>>80998517
>>80998709
gonna jump out a window now, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an Advent newfag and I'm glad I gave Fauna a chance. I have fomo over Myth and Promise which made me stay away at first but now that I've been watching her for a while I'm glad I have. She is a very sweet girl and I admire her dedication to streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
love this punctual /uuu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>80998772
Don't do that, then Fauna would have one less fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>80965274
>Open up stream
>See bald man in picture
>IS THAT HITMAN?!
How does it feel Saplings to know that you will never be an ideal man that's close to Agent 47.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Fauna's boyfriend btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999050
She's great, I'm glad you gave her a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

ANUAAAAAAAAAAAAAF

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
We're so back

[Anonymous No.]

putting anuaf back as a striker was the best decision ever made, shes too cracked

[Anonymous No.]

ANUAF IS TOO GOOD GET FUCKED BRATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999050
>>80999050
Do you ever go back and watch the old streams you missed?
One thing I miss from that era is the minecraft streams, or the open vc goi/jump king streams where they'd just hang out and chat for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999555
A little yes, mostly if I'm playing a game she did in the past I'll put on her vod.

[Anonymous No.]

Got my shirt!

[Anonymous No.]

Some good old fashioned uuuu's

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
ok, you got me with the white feet kek
based sap

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999288
This was literally a direct stream reference, you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
>actual white feet
Made me lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
>all that hair
A female posted this

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
Cute girly boy feet, so soft

[Anonymous No.]

>sticky rice
>mango
>ice cream
I worry for her health

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit she's ballin

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999884
It's the perfect mix of carbs, protein, and vegetables

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
At first the perspective made me think the shirt was on the floor as well and that they made it extra american sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
>feet
fucking kek smugmooms, this is a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>81000079
Lmao I see it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm torn between wanting to spend time with Faufau and wanting to experience this game myself blind
Faufau is winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>81000079
Me too, I thought it was an extra-sized sapling, which was incongruent with the feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
Female or twink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81000340
Sapling…

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
Holy shit EleFauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>81000594
so majestic...

[Anonymous No.]

ANUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF
EASY HATRICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
Easy sweep, never, ever move Anuaf from striker please - don't let the squeeb and don't squeeb schizo's get into your head. Good work caretaker

[Anonymous No.]

I live for her spongebob gasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80997492
Fun game, still not used to us scoring so much

[Anonymous No.]

>CC literally RAPING fauna with a raid
why is she like this, at least ask for consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>81001260
is okay, we can rape otomos as revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>81001527
I am already inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

Eagerly awaiting a green women collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
Kek Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>81001565
We are becoming something stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

Started reading dungeon meshi and I'm on chapter 80. Who was fauna's favorite character again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80965274
What does her feet smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002013
ESLkun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002013
My saliva

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002046
you left a hyphen out

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002118
ESLkun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002013
For the feet? That's a sin. Shame! Feet guy!

[Anonymous No.]

god she's really going mad with the screaming today and being SO whiny...my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002013
>Mumei in the small quadrant despite explicitly mentioning she has big long feet
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>81001992
I think she said Marcille?

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002590
Fauna really loves elves

[Anonymous No.]

Why are girls so fucking bad at games. I literally played this and had almost full ammo and health at all times. Its a very good, but also very easy game, meanwhile she somehow ended up with 0 ammo and 0 healing items tf

[Anonymous No.]

>F A G

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002777
its been 3 years and you continue to 'watch' her, can you give your mental illness diagnosis at this point and save us the timeloop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
I wish it came in a smaller size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002899
nigga what teh fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002985
nobody watches vtubers for their gaming skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002985
autismchan, this timeloop has happened weekly for the past 3 years. you CHOOSE to watch the females you clearly hate play games and shit up threads. get the fuck over it and stop watching, fleshies would be more your speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003073
Some people even watch them for their *lack* of gaming skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002777
Nah I get what you mean, and it's not something just Fauna does.
To be real brief, their brains don't work like men. We value delayed gratification. They'll use what they have the instant they can if they see an immediate benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002777
She is playing on a much higher difficulty than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003193
this retard pretending like fauna "saving it for skyrim 3" fits the bill
roru
RUMAO
watch streams shitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003244
how so, having a female brain? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003291
dont worry man, white females will always surpass browns living in canada in IQ, you can keep coping though

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003291
That, Insomnia, PMS, all of this while entertaining thousands of viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003266
Fine nerd. In Skyrim you have infinite resources. It's okay to go full blast on every encounter. It's what makes Bethesda games fun.
In games like Resident Evil (and Crow Country) you have finite resources. Most male players will juke the zombies to save ammo sometimes just because they can, even if they're not coming back to the area.
Most women clear the area and just assume there will be more ammo later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003193
who the fuck even thinks like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003474
glad you mentioned RE7, can you remind me how much she used all her resources?
hint: she didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003474
I don't think you understand what he meant by "saving it for skyrim 3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003510
Autists. You're on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003474
Bro she hoards in every fucking game, are you a literal tourist threadshitter? She's infamous for not using shit she gets and has too good to use syndrome. Stop outing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003557
I didn't but it'll be alright. The fact is Fauna is out of resources -right now- and I'm cheering her on.
...but she's still out of resources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003193
>They'll use what they have the instant they can if they see an immediate benefit.
It's like you've never watched a stream. Most of the girls never use consumables, especially Fauna.
She only started using stuff after the dark souls streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003730
watch him turn around and say "LOL FEMALE BRAIN CANT THINK TO USE ITEMS THEY GET"
you just cant win

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003689
He was saying that she's so notorious for not using items that the meme "she's saving it for skyrim 3" became a thing. And that's a game with infinite resources.

[Anonymous No.]

Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>81003840
Oh.
*turns around and says "LOL FEMALE BRAIN CANT THINK TO USE ITEMS THEY GET"*
I'm a guy and I'm an item hoarder too. I was just saying that she's out of resources now and I defended the guy by saying that yes, most female streamers I watch run themselves out of resources. It's not that uncommon, and it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
My shirt just got here today too

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004063
list the female streamers you watch. and stop trolling outside /b/ ;3

[Anonymous No.]

At least she's joking about it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004217
>joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004176
*looks around nervously*
The hololive girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>80965320
My daily anthem

[Anonymous No.]

>>81002914
Same, i just got mine today and it's way too long and wide for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004308
FATFUCK

[Anonymous No.]

any GJlings had an email about their shirt yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80999656
what kind of cat do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004440
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
both

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004503
k thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004164
>>80999656
I do not like the shirt. I got the Moom shirt. I like the design on it more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80996855
hat not pictured

[Anonymous No.]

>>81004440
I haven't but I ordered mine with the birthday merch

[Anonymous No.]

New thread
>>81004634
>>81004634
>>81004634