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FISH HATE
FISH GRADUATE
FISH DECAPITATE
PHASE CONNECT LIBERATE!

>> No.80813971

>capipi's reaction when Pippa keeps her mouth shut for once

>> No.80814003

>>80813679
Run it through an AI song generator

>> No.80814081

>>80813679
QRD?, otherwise you are a schizo.

>> No.80814119

>>80813679
based they belong in hololive

>> No.80814601

>>80813679
Here's a rap diss track about the fictional overweight fish "Sakana" who manages a talent agency for cabaret club entertainers:

[Verse 1]
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell
'Bout a fat fish named Sakana, straight outta hell
He's swimmin' in the shallow end, thinks he's deep
Runnin' a talent agency, but his skills are weak

[Chorus]
Sakana, Sakana, you're just a big joke
Your agency's sinkin', 'bout to go broke
Cabaret club manager? More like a clown
Time to flush you out, watch you go down

[Verse 2]
Got a whale of an ego, but you're just small fry
Your clients are creatures that make people cry
Mermaid can't sing, werewolf can't dance
Vampire's got no charm, give 'em no chance

[Verse 3]
You're all scales, no substance, a bottom feeder
Thought you'd be a big shot, but you're just a bleeder
Your acts are floppin' like fish outta water
Sakana's reputation's headed for slaughter

[Chorus]
Sakana, Sakana, you're just a big joke
Your agency's sinkin', 'bout to go broke
Cabaret club manager? More like a clown
Time to flush you out, watch you go down

[Outro]
So pack up your fishbowl and swim away
'Cause in this ocean, you're just fish filet
Sakana, you're done, your career's in the can
Time to face facts: you're just seafood, man

>> No.80815178

i could really go for a cup of coffee right now. anyone got some?

>> No.80816986
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>>80813679
Dude!...

>> No.80817057
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>> No.80817192

how does this dude do it
managing literally a dozen of actual sperg holes without imploding
how??

>> No.80817241

>>80817192
By not fucking them

>> No.80817286

men ass

>> No.80817496

>>80817192
He hired a woman to manage them.

>> No.80817498

someone post the sakana merchant. i need it.

>> No.80819736

>>80817496
GOD BLESS MUUMI

>> No.80819880
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>>80813679
I liked him at first, but he's made some real stupid choices this year so far, so my faith in him is pretty much gone.
Small corpo CEOs just keep fucking up lately, Idk why.

>> No.80821513

>>80813679
>>80814119
>>80814601
>>80815178
>>80816986
>>80817057
>>80817192
>>80817496
>>80817192
>>80819880
Look at all these pathetic phasecucks thinking holofags see them as allies.
Go back to Twitter, bvtm

>> No.80821986

>>80813679
shove that fish nigga back into his warehouse

>> No.80822162

I hate how Phase has changed, but I understand completely. They start completely unknown, get a big break with Pippa which brings in views, so they skew what they do around that. With gen 3 they got another massive boom of absolute idiots watching them, so now they make content for those idiots. It's about money and he can only really work with the cards they get dealt.
Thank god Tenma is allowed to guerilla on twitch, where she can just play games she likes when she wants without putting on a "show" for the influx of retards.
Jesus, how many more times can one company play a supermarket simulator game..... "but its a zatsu game", and all they talk about is the lowest hanging fruit.

>> No.80822234

I've always hated how much this fag tries to make himself a character

>> No.80824310

Try harder

>> No.80824399

GO
INTO
THE WATER

>> No.80824490

>>80821513
look at that retard trying to falseflag

>> No.80824843
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>>80813679
>>80815178
>>80817192
>>80819880
>>80821513
>>80822234
Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

>> No.80824912

>>80821513
>Look at all these pathetic nijisisters thinking anybody cares about tribalfaggotry.
>Go back to Tumblr, bvtm

>> No.80824990

>>80824843
B-B-B-BASED i take all your stock.

>> No.80825059

>>80824399
LIVE, THERE
DIE, THERE

>> No.80825182
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>>80824843
>MFW

>> No.80825262

>>80825182
thats the face of pure bliss

>> No.80825720 [DELETED] 

>>80814081
Probably Pippa staying suspiciously silent after the Trump shooting. Wouldn't be surprised if she purposefully wrapped up her stream before Metokur could raid into her as he planned to keep the boss from shitting himself.

>> No.80825925

>>80825720
good, keep faggot politics out of my entertainment REEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING /POL/TARDS STAY IN YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD REEEEEE

>> No.80825990

>>80825720
i dont really care either way. it would have been funny but i understand why they might not want that.

>> No.80826473

>>80822234
It's gotten worse recently, the talents and the fans keep feeding his ego so now he's even slapping himself on merch.

>> No.80826482

>>80821513
Look at the Holocuck thinking we ever remember you even exist.

>> No.80827185

>>80819880
Like what? The office mug is the only merch I can condone, he’s a corpo after all. if he’s on anything else you can fry him I agree.

What mistakes though? That JP doesn’t have a dedicated manager yet?

>> No.80827300

>>80822162
If you don’t like women talking (about trivial bullshit) then phase isn’t for you. It’s mid aged women holding puppet shows for the lonely and terminally online and early 20s kinked virgins and would-be sluts.

The brand is a vaudeville sorority house.

>> No.80827441

>>80825720
She didn’t stay suspiciously silent. She wrote on her stream title she didn’t want to talk about it because the whole thing is nothing more than an anxiety tap. And she’s right, it means literally nothing to anyone. No one will change anything because of it, WHY SHOULD SHE CARE? Unironically, a lot of sick people on the internet get upset when someone isn’t feeding into their anxieties for them.

I’m glad Pippa is a happier person today than she used to be. Here’s to hoping she continues to be useful to those around her, she seems to thrive on that.

>> No.80827447

>>80822162
>They start completely unknown, get a big break with Pippa which brings in views, so they skew what they do around that.

Wrong-guh!
Pippa doesn't do what she used to do when she started either. Which will eventually turn around and bite them in the ass because Westerners don't care for their bland formula.
Only vtubers growing in the West currently are indies and Vshoujo. And if Phase doesn't uncuck itself soon they will start declining like all the rest of the small Western corpos.
To be honest, I kinda hope they don't change and die because Pippa will be much better freed from the corporate chains.

>> No.80827492

>>80827447
Pippa can only be a streamer with the help of an infrastructure. “Freeing” her from the chains of a corpo is either asking her to stop streaming or kill herself.

>> No.80827495
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>>80824843

>> No.80827528

Phasegrifters lick my nuts

>> No.80827580

>>80827492
Nigger she was streaming for 7 years before Phase happened. Do your rounds newshit.

>> No.80828047

>>80813679
I've worked with someone like him before. He's not metagaming and he is as far-reached from 'socially intelligent' as could possibly be; he's lucked into his success by hiring the correct people. If you could slot another CEO in easily and cut Sakana out, Phase would continue without him quite easily.

>> No.80828250

>>80828047
Hiring the correct people rather than try to do everything yourself is a skill that a lot of CEOs lack actually.

>> No.80828272

>>80828047
dude saves on storage and shipping of merch by doing it all himself in a cramped warehouse
of course he's far from intelligent

>> No.80828288

>>80827185
NTA but
>Having the talents pack merch because he still refuses to invest any money into hiring some wagies to do it
>Failing to send the talents fan gifts the company received for them from cons over a year ago
>Completely ignores several of the talents' requests regarding the specifics of their merch and just does whatever, only listening to their requests after they openly complain about it on-stream
>Attention whores in stream chats by showing up and dropping pathetically small superchats with dumb comments attached (he has completely ruined at least one stream and genuinely upset the talent in question by doing this)
These are just things that I've seen or heard about directly from the small handful of Phase talents I watch, there's probably more dumb shit he does that I don't know about.

>> No.80828298

>>80828250
It's not a skill that he has.

>> No.80828392

>>80828272
I don't see a problem with that, if your operation is not large enough to overwhelm you and you can do everything yourself. Then you do not need to hire someone, all that would do is fuck over your margin for literally 0 benefits. And considering he is running the show without issues, it does not seem to cut into his time either.
>>80828047
Oh shit, why did you not luck into it tho? Protip, even if, and that is a big IF, it was pure luck, and literally 0 skill. He still put in the effort to organize everything and set up a company, and start hiring people. He put in the effort to get lucky, and did not turn down luck. You would be surprised how many people get an opportunity just to turn it down. For example, look at Niji. They are experts at ruining top tier talent, that leaves them just to massively blow up on their own(or at a corpo) elsewhere.

>> No.80828420

>>80828250
He constantly tries to micromanage and fucks things up when he does. Things improve when everyone tells him to fuck off then his ego gets big and he tries to micro again and the cycle repeats.

>> No.80828494

>>80824843
ah based, just what i need. a sip of lumi refreshes me like nothing else. thx fishman

>> No.80828779

>>80828392
>I don't see a problem with that, if your operation is not large enough to overwhelm you and you can do everything yourself
>He is running the show without issues
Phase has infamously abysmal wait times for merch shipping and they've 100% lost potential sales as a result of this (not to mention the merch that literally doesn't exist yet). He's just a stubborn idiot who still thinks he can run a medium corpo that's selling new talent-specific merch every other week the same way as a small corpo that sells small batches of general merch a couple of times a year.

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>>80828272
he what

>> No.80829237

>>80824843
i like to start my day with a hot black tenma.

>> No.80829323

>>80827441
She should only ever be talking about /pol/ approved topics.

>> No.80829853

>>80828950
Phase Connect logistics is basically just one guy packing orders one by one.

>> No.80829919

>>80829853
Dizzy does packing too.
Which is pretty great, that means she doesn't get to stream much which saves her simps from going deaf from her fucked up voice.

>> No.80830068

>>80829919
>t. Sakana

>> No.80830195

>>80828950
he sometimes drags dizzy to help him pack stuff

>> No.80832835

>>80813679
nothing wrong was said here

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>>80828288
>Attention whores in stream chats by showing up and dropping pathetically small superchats with dumb comments attached
This reminds me of certain other CEO...

>> No.80833638

>>80827441
guess she isn't as based as people claim she is

>> No.80833819

>>80825720
good
fuck politics

>> No.80833832

>>80828288
He doesn't have the talents pack the merch; He has let the talents pack merch when they've visited the warehouse because they wanted to try doing it(and they did a shit job at it and everything needed to be redone)

>> No.80836410

>>80824843
Is it good

>> No.80836743

>>80833638
your definition of based is the original definition: someone who huffs paint

>> No.80836925

>>80827580
And her response was to be a suicidal doomer with no meaningful fans staying broke and destitute with redneck family.

The corpo literally saved that woman's life. She'd be a fent addict if she weren't in Phase.

>> No.80836973

>>80828288
>>Attention whores in stream chats by showing up and dropping pathetically small superchats with dumb comments attached (he has completely ruined at least one stream and genuinely upset the talent in question by doing this)
What stream?

>> No.80837000

>>80817241
Aviel could learn from that

>> No.80837080

>>80836925
Fent addict? Nah man she'd be straight up fucking dead

>> No.80837490

>>80836925
I wish we could've had that DaSIII stream from her previous life archived
She sounded like it was a fond memory

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>>80836973
Dizzy did a guerrilla karaoke stream a while back, something she'd never done before because she's very self-conscious about her singing. Everybody was having a great time until Sakana showed up in chat and basically told her she sucked, at which point she immediately ended the stream and deleted it. He then started posting in her Discord wondering why anybody would want to listen to her sing and her fans absolutely fucking reamed him for it.

>> No.80838269

>>80837883
I assumed they were used to banter with one another.

>> No.80840903

>>80837883
So it's not a bit he hates her voice?

>> No.80841290

>>80840903
Sakana is too much of an autist for bits

>> No.80841676

>>80821513
U mad, niji tranny?

>> No.80841736

>>80841290
In that case I'm honestly kinda surprised she still talks to the guy. I don't watch much of her content but I never saw her voice as an issue (Kson/Coco filtered me hard, but I rarely think any vtuber has a bad voice, I can't really think of other examples aside from maybe Luna with her baby act and the fact I'm EOP).

>> No.80841841

>>80824843
This is working on me. Fuck you. Now I'm going to go out of my way to never buy the phase coffee because this stupid shitpost made me want to drink the fish coffee.

>> No.80842096 [DELETED] 

d
http://poal.me/gcjo8o

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>>80824843
I don't think Dethklok is unreachable, it's like 2 dudes. Fish can probably commission a real thing.
Or just make one of the girls sing it.

>> No.80843271

>>80842728
>Or just make one of the girls sing it.
Imagine Uruka's voice. Or Dizzy's "BREEED" growl.
Imagine some Dethklok fans knowing nothing about vtubers stumble upon the cover while looking up the original on YouTube

>> No.80843460

>>80841736
They've been very good friends for a long time, even back when Dizzy was in Tsundaria. So, it's very likely that they either resolved it behind the scenes or he ended up realizing things and apologized to her.
Or it's actually a bit, like how he regularly jokes about terminations on member streams.

>> No.80843585

>>80813679
Pay your talents, Aviel

>> No.80843617

>>80837883
Uh based. Dizzy is a horrible singer

>> No.80843715

>>80837883
uuuuhh you do know that is their schtick?

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I like some phase girls but I hate phasefans. This is not bait just my honest valid criticism. If Tenma Leaves the whole company is fucked.

>> No.80844479

>>80843460
>>80843715
Ember talked about it on her stream a while afterwards and she didn't seem to think it was a bit

>> No.80846100

>>80840903
I don't have the clip for this but, as the talents have said, it's Phase Connect. "It's never a bit."

>> No.80846431

>>80814081
It's a shitpost

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