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Goobers Edition

Last thread: >>80619625
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.80650986
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graduate groombullet

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>>80650929
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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80651055

You all ogey now?

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>>80650989
flaymen

I love Machina x Flayon so much it's unreal

>> No.80651077
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>>80650989
amen

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leglock and babytap machina x flayon
>>80650989
amen

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>we

>> No.80651144

>>80650986
stop using mama for your retarded ritual post

>> No.80651186
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terminate jutard

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>>80650989
amen

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>> No.80651203

>>80650986
i liked this post better when it included jurard

>> No.80651207
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>>80650989
Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon's thighs
Wanting to be crushed by Flayon
Amen
>>80650264
FLAYMEN

>> No.80651237

>>80649143
Always kinda thought about what you'd want to do to be successful as a Holostars streamer. Do you pander to females? Do you just do you? Kinda feel like the male "brotuber" play ain't really there after Maguni breadmund and Vespair NoArs died.
Reposting from last thread as I wanted to discuss it a bit and the thread was tragically deaaad.

>> No.80651331

>>80651237
>what you'd want to do to be successful as a Holostars streamer.
literally copy jerma. there is a huge audience that just wants anime jerma. be loud but also funny because just being loud on its own isn't enough.

>> No.80651374

What did we learn last thread /MANS/

>> No.80651492

>>80651192
I always have to watch this multiple times

>> No.80651546

>>80651331
Yea I was wandering about this, it's often said but generally, why would anyone go for a Vtuber version instead of the genuine article or any of the not!Jerma Jermas? Is there actually an appeal to a Vtuber version? And would it work in Hololive(stars) where you're limited in what you can say/do/etc?

>> No.80651556

>>80651374
always end the thread with flaypits

>> No.80651580

>>80651374
That one Valo guy isn't actually yelling "Concussy!", but I'm not the only one who hears it.

>> No.80651640

>>80651374
/MANS/ is full of smelly anons

>> No.80651658
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>>80651546
>Vtuber version instead of the genuine article
you disgust me as much as 3dpd disgusts me

>> No.80651682

>>80651640
the /MANS/ smell TOT

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>>80651237
>NoArs

>> No.80651753

>>80651658
While I personally don't like 3d at all, I can't help but think from historic data that male Vtubers aren't as successful by any metric as Female ones, or just male fleshtubers in general. So I have to assume people prefer non-2d males.

>> No.80651815

>>80651374
People are too stupid to just report trolls and bad actors.

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>>80651374
flayon has a lewd AI chat but they made him submissive but I managed to kiss his feet anyway

>> No.80651940

>>80651237
The quitters tanked stars reputation so it’s an uphill battle no matter what

>> No.80651983

>>80651940
>The quitters tanked stars reputation
and the hits to the reputation are not stopping anytime soon

>> No.80652033

>>80651940
no they didn't

>> No.80652037
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>>80650989
amen

>> No.80652046

>>80651374
Bettel is fucking hilarious

>> No.80652047

>>80651940
it's actually a little devasting how low everything felt during that time

>> No.80652051

>>80651940
>quitters
wdhmbt

>> No.80652084
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>>80651374
Everyone is too busy hating on Bettel and Jurard nobody will notice me posting my oshi again in peace mweheheheh

>> No.80652100

>>80651237
Streamers should just stream what they want and vtubers fan who are interested will watch

>> No.80652107

gavis bettel status?

>> No.80652117
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>>80651374
That I keep having to bake in the middle of playing vidya because /mans/ is lazy

>> No.80652123

>>80652100
permsbros...

>> No.80652130

>>80652107
Choked on granola.

>> No.80652146

>>80652107
no outro, no phantom :(

>> No.80652162

>>80652084
We don't take kindly to your types around here

>> No.80652227

>>80652117
do we just have two bakers

>> No.80652355

>>80647550
off by 11 minutes and 2 seconds not bad

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>>80652084
kys

>> No.80652658

>>80652227
It's always the same 2 or 3 I used to bake most of the threads last year until I groomed other anons into doing it

>> No.80652687

>Altare proposing that they grind Valo together
Please...just choose a different game...

>> No.80652710

>>80652658
I baked one and everybody complained so you can keep holding the fort, buddy

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80652730

Drive-by daisenpai. Make a wish.

>> No.80652742

https://x.com/arvve/status/1812164118343831933
This with Shinri's Shiddies

>> No.80652788

>>80652355
2:05:55 for first declaration of intent to end the stream, anon almost had it

>> No.80652793

>>80652730
i wish for infinite wishes

>> No.80652844

>>80652730
1 billion dollars

>> No.80652875

>>80652687
JP finally caved to Izuru's autism and made a Holostar Valo Club for the beginners and they're gonna stream it tonight. EN is next. Everyone will play Valo and you WILL like it.

>> No.80652891

>>80652730
i wish for lotus flower to play overwatch together

>> No.80652962

>>80652891
why would you wish for punishment?

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>>80652891
I completely forgot Altare agreed to play with him. Miyabi's probably forgotten too.

>> No.80653075

>>80652730
I want a new boy who is not a rabid fanboy of Holo and or Niji and is just a regular dude who wants to stream retro games. That's it! Grant my wish now daisenpai!

>> No.80653111

>>80652730
Oil massage collab with Flayon onegaishimasu

>> No.80653142

>>80652875
>Valo
fug dis gay world

>> No.80653299

>>80652730
I wish for monies

>> No.80653310

>>80652875
I've experienced so many Valo streams because of Altare, and I still have no idea what is happening most of the time. I basically don't bother to look at the screen anymore and just listen to him talk while I'm doing other stuff.

>> No.80653360

>>80652979
didnt altare ask but miyabi ghosted him? kek

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>>80652658
yeah that's what I thought
easy to tell from the file naming system. can't believe I might have been groomed without my knowledge

>> No.80653478

>>80653360
I remember in their last collab Miyabi asked and Altare said yes, I don't know if they ever followed up, but Miyabi does have a bad habit of not replying to messages kek

>> No.80653497

>>80651237
Here's the recipe: pretty model, good voice (to listen to, singing doesn't matter), Jerma humor, ADHD (not the flayon kind), chat bantz to bait SCs, tsun personality that doesn't turn dere too often, subtle yume pandering that will go over most people's heads.

>> No.80653519

NEWBOYS WILL SAVE STARSEN
GEN4 IN AUGUST

>> No.80653535

>>80653497
mmm...

>> No.80653621

>>80653497
so Axel?

>> No.80653638

>>80653360
Miyabi is notoriously terrible at answering dms.

>> No.80653673

>>80653497
juze lovechild will save starsEN

>> No.80653840

>>80653673
You think Ruze, who comes from poverty and has had to work hard his whole life, would really breed with Jurard that relies on daddy's money and incites petty drama in attempt to get easy attention

>> No.80653957

This talk of red men and Altare is reminding me of how smugly Gamma bragged about hugging him...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOo-Bohuo0

>> No.80654049

>>80653840
nothing better than a rag-to-riches story

>> No.80654082

>>80653497
Octavio needs to be strapped down to a chair, eyes peeled open Clockwork Orange style to a Jerma marathon STAT

>> No.80654085

>>80653957
How do Uproar keep getting away with it

>> No.80654104

>>80653497
You literally just described Axel but with the bonus that he can sing.

>> No.80654163

>>80654104
Axel is not funny though?

>> No.80654211

>>80654163
he manages to make me laugh harder than my oshi

>> No.80654351

>>80654211
holostars is notoriously known to overcome what's already set at a low bar.

>> No.80654355

>>80654163
If loud = funny then Axel is our greatest comedian

>> No.80654380

vtuber b boy
boku no aijou
uso de katameta dikandoborozu

>> No.80654586

>average playtime of Rental is less than an hour
nice, another Shinri zatsu

>> No.80654588

>>80654163
axel is pretty hilarious. hes just doesn't say manic shit for clips

>> No.80654598

>>80654355
Honestly, I think Hakka and Jurard are both funnier if we're going that route.

>> No.80654682

>>80653840
ruze is already sucking him off every stream. being creampied by jurard and carrying his seed isn't too far off

>> No.80654734

>>80654355
Pretty sure that'd be either Bettel or Jutard

>> No.80654784

>>80653840
imagine the hatesex ToT

>> No.80654924

PILOT IS BACK FROM THE WAR AND ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE

>> No.80654934

PILOT ON THE RETURN TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIaCISbtWE

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>>80654924
>>80654934
i can finally stop being menhera about his absence

>> No.80655055

>>80653840
Jurard's whole story is that he decided not to coast on his parents' money and is trying to make it on his own. That's why he lives in a shitty tavern basement with no furniture, getting gangbanged by sweaty bounty hunters.

>> No.80655127

>>80654924
HE LOVES US also gifted train at 40ish mins in for anyone wanting to get a rare gifted flay membership

>> No.80655178

>>80654586
Maybe the reason he feels so aimless is because he does nothing but satsu nowadays

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>>80654924
>>80654934
New intro is cute

>> No.80655520

>>80655178
he really needs to find engaging games (that they already have perms for) that don't end up turning into glorified zatsus like Stardew, Minecraft and Subnautica did

>> No.80655658

I've missed this background and this mic so much

>> No.80655689

flayons voice will never not be perfect to me, it sounds so clear, its so cute, hes so cute, god i love this cat

>> No.80655690

WAAAAAA I LOVE PILOT

>> No.80655691

>>80655520
We need another pacific drive

>> No.80655863

MECHABIRBO LOVE

>> No.80655865

>>80654211
>>80654588
Axel is about as far away from Jerma-type humor as you can be. His ESL doesn't help either.

>> No.80655909
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MECHABIRB LIVES! GET FUCKED DOUBTERS

>> No.80656037

He sounds calm and collected and it's weirding me out

>> No.80656041
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his tail

>> No.80656137

HE GOT DEPORTED

>> No.80656190

His drug problem...

>> No.80656234

god i want to kiss him i love flayon so fucking much

>> No.80656265

it makes my theoretical dick hard whenever he does the dog head tilt

>> No.80656386

>>80655520
He needs to get over the image he has of himself and pick up a soulslike or something. A lot of flavor text in there for him too

>> No.80656715

inb4 flayon doxxes his childhood home by talking so much about local singapore places

>> No.80656740

>>80656265
Wtf is a theoretical dick

>> No.80656816

>1 month off
Is this a threat

>> No.80656845

smug brat...

>> No.80656852

>>80656265
you could just say it makes you wet

>> No.80656862

would (You) survive him taking a whole month off, roon?

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(You) are loyal to him, right roons?

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>>80656852
its not the same

>> No.80657135

>>80656862
Yes because I'm not menhera

>> No.80657149

>>80657113
ywnbam

>> No.80657157

>>80657113
then say your clit throbs or something

>> No.80657210

something about the whistling in flays bg music on his stream makes me freak out, i think i'm just autistic

>> No.80657231

>we could've had mechabirb offcollab month if hakka didn't decline

>> No.80657257

>>80657231
Based Hakka

>> No.80657292

>>80657113
machitroons…

>> No.80657308

mechabirb WILL PROSPER

>> No.80657394

mechabirb is a myth, it will never actually happen

>> No.80657422

I'm getting cucked by a spic

>> No.80657558

flay is being extra anime today, super cute child ToT

>> No.80657634

>>80657558
Don't ToT the child

>> No.80657737

I love you FLAYONNNNNNNN

>> No.80657816
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>>80657634
please ToT the child

>> No.80657876

>>80656715
I keep thinking about tempura going to his childhood home and taking photos just like they did with 5 guys

>> No.80658054

im so fucking jealous

>> No.80658102

>Fell asleep
Someone literally was PAID to handle Flayons sleeping body
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>> No.80658175

IT'S NOT FAiR

>> No.80658236

flayon getting racially profiled....

>> No.80658275

He cucks you so easily and naturally, he has such an innocent face…

>> No.80658332

>>80653075
I want a retro game Chad who is also anti collab

>> No.80658378

His 3d model is so pretty

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>>80658275
I was the masseuse and the psychoanalyst ojisan and his sister's friends btw

>> No.80658472

>>80658378
He translated to well into 3d, it's really nice

>> No.80658495

He is acting weird I'm not schizophrenic

>> No.80658502

>>80655865
nigga thats what I said.

>> No.80658518

>>80658495
maybe hes just getting back into the swing of stuff

>> No.80658538

>>80658495
he's schizo loredropping dw about it

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>lady k and the ronin
oh he's gonna love that one

>> No.80658649

>>80658495
He’s acting normal (medicated and relaxed), you just haven’t seen that since before late February, and early in the year he was a bit stressed and snippy when preparing to go away

>> No.80658794

>>80658495
The way he said "That's right... I have a sister" tipped me off
>>80658538
This is probably it

>> No.80658815 [DELETED] 

>>80653075
>>80658332
https://youtube.com/@profbloomch?si=PivFb0uHmKZIQNIG

>> No.80658819

I wanna join hololive and stalk Flayon (playfully)
I wouldnt make a move until after we graduate tho so it would be ethical

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>shilling indies in /mans/
what year is it

>> No.80659015

He is talking a lot about elysium and chibitrus

>> No.80659045

MAMA ON THE RENTAL TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnaDyMckaGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnaDyMckaGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnaDyMckaGM

>> No.80659161

You can say it was dogshit it's fine

>> No.80659173

>ambient music
>intro blares
>ambient music

>> No.80659427

If he gets that close it'll make me act up

>> No.80659637

did he switch back just so he could hold puniko

>> No.80659730

I love when flayon acts like he has a hot take on something but it's literally "I don't like evil people or liars" kek

>> No.80659859

>>80659730
That's what being raised in the hood does to you

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>>80659637
looks like it, it's cute
also:
>accidentally bought the JP version
>can't read any of it
kek

>> No.80659959

>>80659730
hes a really innocent boy

>> No.80659974

>>80659895
Even subconsciously he's taking his Japanese immersion seriously

>> No.80660040

BIRBO ON THE PET REVIEW TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2Y53P9xJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2Y53P9xJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2Y53P9xJs

>> No.80660054

HAK AND PETS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2Y53P9xJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2Y53P9xJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2Y53P9xJs

>> No.80660133

>>80659859
why does flayon not just take off the hood?

>> No.80660152

vanguard overlap love

>> No.80660186
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He's still taped to the wall since the morning...

>> No.80660225

I'm so relaxed I feel like this is a membership stream

>> No.80660306

>>80660133
I glued it on him

>> No.80660333
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80660333

>>80660040
>>80660054
omg it hak

>> No.80660492

god I feel like cryign again I wanna snuggle the Flayon os fuckign bad

>> No.80660834

>Ich liebe got captioned as but that's big dick
KEK

>> No.80661121

That squeaky Hakka laugh was so cute

>> No.80661130

Another stream, another instance of Hakka making himself cry laugh kek

>> No.80661180

He's been roasting the fuck out of this poor cat

>> No.80661235

This is the exact reason Bettel said he would never do a pet review or any review streams

>> No.80661256

>>80661235
It would be too funny?

>> No.80661274
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80661274

she just has a strong personality

>> No.80661403

>>80651374
Learn?

>> No.80661418

>Holy shit, it has a dick face~!!
LMAO

>> No.80661541

>Zara?? Why's she named like the store??

>> No.80661586

>>80652730
I wish for /MANS/ absolute happiness

>> No.80661652

>>80661586
I'm the happiest I can be right now chu~

>> No.80661665

>>80652730
chu chu chu ero ero FlaySMR collar onegaaiiiiii

>> No.80661720

Even the pets are watching Jujutsu Kaisen...

>> No.80661773

>"Bow wow, looking for bitches"

>> No.80661812

To be fair he is basically butt naked

>> No.80661840

>gibby finally does a drawing stream
>it's members only
https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1812294700927250450

>> No.80661862

Don’t tell anybody but aniki’s karaoke from yesterday is still public

>> No.80661981

>Why does he look like he's about to hit on my daughter?

>> No.80661998

LONG LOOOOONG CAAAAAT

>> No.80662047

>Ruze does have trailer park raccoon energy

>> No.80662051
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80662051

>it's ruze
>trailer park racoon energy

>> No.80662131

I really love Flayon

>> No.80662252
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80662252

Wanna lick this slick boy all over

>> No.80662321

Flayon just said every StarsEN member is a pussy

>> No.80662380

>>80662321
Where's the lie?

>> No.80662392
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80662392

>>80662252

>> No.80662432

>>80662392
jesus how did you get a pic of me......

>> No.80662448

>>80652730
My wish is that Uyu agrees to Hakka's collab request

>> No.80662455
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80662455

>>80662321
yeah and he fucks them every night

>> No.80662477
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80662477

i wish flayon would put me in my place...

>> No.80662552

Letting Hakka name your child...

>> No.80662554

i hate seeing machiroons happy

>> No.80662599

>>80652730
Jurard and Gibby graduation onegaishimasu

>> No.80662650

>>80662599
This but with Bettel

>> No.80662662

hamster are such cute critters

>> No.80662767

>>80662554
Unfortunately for you their oshi loves them

>> No.80662799

Poor Zara just can't catch a break

>> No.80662833

>>80652730
Bring back Vesper and Magni, it would be the funniest turn of events

>> No.80662872

>I don't even need to know this bird to know he's a fucking dick

>> No.80662931

>>80662650
Bettel is tempus' emotional support pet, the guild needs his clussy to live

>> No.80662956
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80662956

>>80661840
It's available for t1s at least which is better than the last being only t3

>> No.80663029

Hakka roasting other birds is peak content

>> No.80663152

i want to rape every member of starsen

>> No.80663179

>Weird sound when he talks
Oh boy another storm in the jungle, huh?

>> No.80663205

I need to fix Flayons taste buds

>> No.80663225

>>80663152
altare go back to streaming you lazy fuck

>> No.80663333

>welcome back, Gojo

>> No.80663393

>>80663205
cooking for flayon…

>> No.80663484

No... don't go...

>> No.80663514
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80663514

i love my retarded husband so much

>> No.80663539

>>80663393
I would do anything to cook for Flayon.....make him delicious healthy meals.... sweet treats............

>> No.80663865
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80663865

I think the new intro/outro are really cute and I'm curious to know if he commissioned them or made them himself

>> No.80663998

i miss flayon…

>> No.80664000

>>80663865
did he switch the position of x and himself?

>> No.80664101
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80664101

hate marketing status?

>> No.80664274

>>80663865
Not gonna lie this one is shit because fucking everything has a different pixel size

>> No.80664371
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80664371

>>80664000 (me)
i was trying to find one of his older streams where he used it but i cant because i forgot when that was

>> No.80664428

>>80664371
Didn't he use it during his outfit reveal or machiroon appreciation or something

>> No.80664512

hope we get a brazilian boy in gen4

>> No.80664548

>>80664428
no, that was his the spinning machiroon

>> No.80664617
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80664617

>A dozen Machiroons sitting in front of a screen
>Flayon's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa FwayFWAYYY uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Flay!"
>"Alright roons, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Machiroons start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Flay!" "Thank you Flayflay!" "I love you Flayon!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Machiroons each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"F-Flayon!? Where are you? Flay!?" "Flay doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my husband! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Machiroons begin to aimlessly search for Flayon
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Machiroons succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S HUSBAND!?" "I- I- I MISS FLAY!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Machiroons become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little tails, tugging at their ears, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY FLAY!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD ROON! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "FWAYFWAYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Machiroons still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Machiroons yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u flayon" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Flayon's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their yumej(oshi) rouses the Machiroons from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Flayon appears onscreen
>"Machievening, this is your pilot speaking, Machina X Flayon of Holostars Guild Tempus."
>The Machiroons, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"FLAYON!" "MY HUSBAND IS BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Machiroons take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>> No.80664679

>>80664617
those machiroons? all me

>> No.80664689

even with the noise gate cranked to the max I can hear a goddam hurricane

>> No.80664693

>>80661862
It's intentional, like you would know if you had watched it

>> No.80664707

>>80664617
all me btw

>> No.80664734

>>80664512
need a 3rd world boy who exclusively streams shitty bootlegs he played as a kid

>> No.80664738

>>80664548
wait im fucking retarded, anon you are right, i think need to go to sleep

>> No.80664756
File: 912 KB, 1280x720, Machina X Flayon Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN - 【2nd Outfit + Machiroon AFTER PARTY】quick chill session o . o [WILFVMzsRYQ - 1280x720 - 1h00m52s].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
80664756

>>80664548
I was right
C'mon step it up

>> No.80664911

>>80664274
Yeah it makes me mad

>> No.80664914

LEAVE ZARA ALONE HAKKA

>> No.80664999

>ERB raided hakka
Why didn't she raid banchou instead...

>> No.80665139
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>> No.80665235

>>80664617
i hope flayon takes a two month break

>> No.80665238
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80665238

>>80665139
Hey bro you got something on your face

>> No.80665272

FAT FUCK

>> No.80665281

>>80664999
Hakka is playing hard to get, she is trying to earn his trust

>> No.80665288

>I think we might be cooking a little bit too much
yeah ya think

>> No.80665321

>>80665238
I see something...

>> No.80665404

tom and jerry had an episode like that?

>> No.80665480
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80665480

>>80664999
Seems like a successful raid too

>> No.80665497

>>80665404
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef6ZswDZV4g

>> No.80665508

>>80665281
She's grooming all of holostars...

>> No.80665529

Do people actually dress up their pets? Seems kinda odd to me.

>> No.80665714

>>80665281
>Standing still with an empanada in your outstretched hand, waiting for Hakka to acclimate to your presence and come closer.
Cute idea actually.

>> No.80665727

>>80665480
QUEEN ELIZABETH I KNEEL
now holostars will incline fr fr this time!

>> No.80665772
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>> No.80665821
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80665821

>> No.80665920
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80665920

>can someone adopt me?
This boy...

>> No.80665993 [SPOILER] 
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80665993

Izuru doxx

>> No.80666029
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80666029

>>80664679
>>80664707
which one of you is lying? fess up

>> No.80666432

Shinri is overthinking this game

>> No.80666500
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80666500

>>80666029
i have never told a fib in my entire life. Put that thug down officer

>> No.80666557
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80666557

KOIPANIONS LOOK LIKE THIS?

>> No.80666667

>>80666432
100%
sometimes it doesn't have to be that deep

>> No.80666756
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80666756

>>80666557
Yessir

>> No.80666784

>>80666557
such perfect shape made for dicksucking...

>> No.80667039
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80667039

>>80664617
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.....
AHhhhhhh!!!!!! I lovelove my FlayFlayyyy!!!!

>> No.80667049

>>80666756
i wish this image was never made

>> No.80667184

>>80666756
This is my favorite oc from this thread

>> No.80667504

it's the eyes that make them look uncanny

>> No.80668293

hakka will let that lizard take him out on a date

>> No.80668299
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80668299

Goodnight /mans/ have a nice night

>> No.80668385

>>80668299
i hope you wake up to a graduation announcement

>> No.80668452
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80668452

Now they have his attention

>> No.80668500

>>80668299
night. hope you wake up to a morning fellatio

>> No.80668523
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80668523

>>80666432

>> No.80669076

>>80668299
gn chu, only 9 days left <3

>> No.80669229

>>80651940
The newest members have done more damage

>> No.80669313
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80669313

>>80668299
Night night~

>> No.80669423

hakka

>> No.80669463

banzoin

>> No.80669471

>>80669423
woman

>> No.80669498

>>80669471
proof?

>> No.80669613

>>80669498
my penis

>> No.80669623

Is Hakka just browsing his twitter

>> No.80669707

>>80669623
kinda, he's browsing a tag where hakkitos posted their pets

>> No.80669852

>>80665480
Losing half of the raid. It's kind of sad what we consider success on this side.

>> No.80669902
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>> No.80669924
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80669924

>> No.80670070

>100lbs? that's like a toddler, isn't it?
my god...

>> No.80670104

>>80670070
ToT

>> No.80670116
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80670116

https://twitter.com/fyonfyon_/status/1812311343644495962
Missing Grounded. Loving Grounded. Anticipating more Grounded. Hoping Axel and Octavio drop silly hints about what the braid bros are cooking on the next episode of Grounded.

>> No.80670131

>>80670104
CEASE AT ONCE

>> No.80670188

>>80670070
In mexico, yes

>> No.80670237

>>80670070
more like bettel's current weight

>> No.80670252

>>80670070
Kobo...

>> No.80670345

>>80670070
Hakka is neaver beating the fat fuck allegations

>> No.80670419

hakka what the fuck

>> No.80670432 [SPOILER] 
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80670432

Hey. hahaha

>> No.80670523
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80670523

xenojungle...

>> No.80670542

hakka??? dear lord

>> No.80670675
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80670675

>

>> No.80670819

>shinri teaching him sockbat
mama… the green card…

>> No.80670828
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80670828

>shinri taught me to put a sock on my baseball bat so I can double tap

>> No.80670932

does he normally talk about getting robbed at gunpoint?

>> No.80671002

>>80670932
regular hakkitos seemed to know that story already so I guess, yeah

>> No.80671031

>>80670932
yes

>> No.80671040

>>80670932
Uhhhh I'll say he does it once a month

>> No.80671169

>>80670932
He’s brought it up at least a few times, yes

>> No.80671174

>>80670932
I wouldn't say often, but we already knew about it

>> No.80671261

>>80671002
>>80671031
>>80671040
>>80671169
>>80671174
huh, okay thanks
I don't watch Hakka very often outside of collabs, so listening to him in the background and suddenly hearing that story gave me whiplash

>> No.80671295

I need you guys to keep giving him money so he can move to japan.

>> No.80671484

>>80671295
hes going to get fucked over by the yakuza...

>> No.80671625

>>80671484
EVEN BETTER

>> No.80671728

>you only have one bed
https://x.com/lemon_cat_214/status/1812150447333159391

>> No.80671988

>"Let's end the stream for now"
>Sidetracked by lizards

>> No.80672238

Team RIP are joining Aoi Sakura's Apex tourney at the end of July
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2195644977?t=0h6m48s

>> No.80672336

>>80671261
he's been fucked over by life in almost every possible way

>> No.80672390

>>80672336
I'm life btw

>> No.80672455

>>80672390
wtf leave him alone

>> No.80672480

>>80672238
nice

>> No.80672632
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80672632

>>80672455
it'll take more than that to stop me from raping every hole possible on that bird's body

>> No.80672685

>>80672238
Nice, I’ve missed their dynamic

>> No.80672771

>Vertical stream
Trash panda...

>> No.80672870
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80672870

;;w;;

>> No.80672923

>>80672771
Zatsus are fine to do vertical
It's just retarded when they do game streams vertical

>> No.80673042

>>80672870
It's josuover

>> No.80673043

>>80672923
Fair enough, I just find it funny every time I get redirected to Fuma he's doing a vertical stream

>> No.80673048

poor mama

>> No.80673086
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80673086

>>80672870
mamaaaa

>> No.80673140

>>80673048
What happened?

>> No.80673228

>>80673140
menshi stream

>> No.80673292
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80673292

>>80672923
>game streams vertical
yeah, got raided into this the other night. Fuma why...
>>80673140
needs to take a break but feels guilty about taking one

>> No.80673520

>>80673292
Vertical game streams AND sub counter shown? Dang what the fuck is happening in the JP side

>> No.80673827

>>80673520
The JP boys usually countdown to milestones in increment of 10K when they get close to it. The uproar boys in particular spam the shit out of vertical streams because #shorts increase noomber.

>> No.80673928

JUTARD ON THE TELLYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFs7KXVnKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFs7KXVnKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFs7KXVnKA

>> No.80674011

>>80672632
ToT

>> No.80674065
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80674065

goodbye sea/mans/

>> No.80674066

I wish Shinri and Fuma did a quick off collab before he left

>> No.80674129

>>80674066
they never went to see kois together...

>> No.80674140
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80674140

>>80674065
gn anon

>> No.80674163

this banchou is so scary...

>> No.80674190

His stroke face is staring straight into my soul

>> No.80674251

>I am Jurard T Rexford, I am...a new leaf
His ESL is in peak form tonight

>> No.80674337

Oh banchou's muscles are so stiff. He needs a good massage to relax his muscles... with a happy ending too maybe... uuuohhh...

>> No.80674376

>Press 1 to hear this message again vibes

>> No.80674394

How does he do annoying orange mode with his model

>> No.80674419

>>80674066
VG are allergic to off collabs, they barely did any

>> No.80674578

>>80674419
>saved it for month in review
>shit mics and too drunk to focus on anything
>saved it for VG3D
>twitch collab whore slop
>two members not even in the country during the afterparty

>> No.80674589

>>80674419
they did lots of off collabs!!! they were just too nsfw for youtube!!!

>> No.80674629
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80674629

aaiieee I shouldn’t be liking this so much but i’ll be sleeping to him for once

>> No.80674689

>>80674578
>too drunk to focus on anything
anon... which alternate timeline are you from
they didn't drink during that MiR

>> No.80674799

>>80674419
On the contrary Hakka and Flayon were the only ones to do an off collab with the JPs
Everyone did their gen collabs but that was it

>> No.80674897

I'd let mr handsome smash

>> No.80675270

Paralyzed Jurard is disturbing

>> No.80675347

Quiet Jurard is disturbing

>> No.80675436

Jurard is disturbing

>> No.80675708

>Face stop???
kek

>> No.80675750
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80675750

LMAO, the timing

>> No.80675758
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80675758

Hard as a rock

>> No.80675847

>Dr. Bladderstone

>> No.80676422
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80676422

He knows

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