/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Pre-school Edition

Last thread: >>80515644
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

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>>80548166
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>80548208
amen

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Altare is a quitter

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>>80548242
TOT cute

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>>80548208
AMEN
>>80548242
I want to give these idiots some water and cookies

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>>80548166
UOH TOT

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>>80548208
O LORD BLESS THIS THREAD

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Back of the knee erotic

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To this anon (>>80547954) don't skip the third VOD, it's absolutely hilarious and you'll miss out on Axel's hatred of roofs.

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>>80548457
I literally realized #3 was the vod from last week and not #4 as I posted it, I think i caught the pon from dingo

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long live JURARDO SAMA

without him half the threads in catalog wouldn't exist

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>>80548208
>5.
amen

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>>80548457
Yeah I was gonna say, last week isn't the last VOD and you should watch it if you plan on watching the next weekly episodes.
This week's the actual last one) is good too as they finally decided to progress the story going on an adventure

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Dumbass chat convinced him hes 100% infected

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>>80544679
Oh no anon, Shinri isn't praising the amazing perms system, please avoid him.
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1811785078797980037

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This anon is really mad huh

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Spirit Hunter at long last! I wanna bang Momo

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w-why is he so close now...

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>>80549612
He's in your walls

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>>80549612
I tipped him off that (You) are a ghost. Run.

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>>80549612
How can one make a vtuber model look so ugly

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>>80549741
They made it to your image, you should be proud

[Anonymous No.]

Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon's thighs
Wanting to be crushed by Flayon

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>>80549962
Based
I wanna be smothered by the hubby

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virgin vesper
>i can't play a specific game
>i'm going to menhera and attack my manager and get suspended
chad shinri
>takes suggestions from fans
>doesn't sperg out about perms and waits patiently
>plays the hundreds of other games that already have approved perms

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It is about to be summer and I humbly request sweaty, wet shirtless art of StarsEN

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>>80550033
>acting as if shinri doesn't get constantly frustrated by the clunky perms system

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>>80550033
>asks for hundreds of perms at once
>ruins the it for everyone in the company for abusing the system
>only 1 perm request for month

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>>80550331
>only 1 perm request per month
kek that's false. go back

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>>80550195
What do you mean? It's been summer

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>>80550331
>ruins the it for everyone in the company for abusing the system
>implying homos have some priority when it comes to perms
let's see your sources insiderchama

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catalogfags out

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Get what you deserve Rexman!!!

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>>80550331
>Somehow getting more game perms for everyone is bad
This might be the most retarded bait I've read in here

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>>80550195

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>>80550331
>only 1
Wasn't it that there is now a limit but they didn't tell Shinri the cap so he sends less to be cautious?

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>>80550371
It's not, Shinri said it himself.
>>80550433
>homos
go back faggot
>>80550480
Yeah asking for hundreds of perms for games he wouldn't play even during his whole career is bad. He isn't doing charity, just clogging the system.

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This is all jurard's fault

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instead of shitting up the thread, why don't you ves fags follow your retard oshi to his grave?

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>>80548426
Agreed

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>>80550689
I agree, anyone who dislikes the perms system can only be a vestie, we all love game perms here because it's fair and moral thing to do.

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Here's another shirtless one for that one anon

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>>80550576
>just clogging the system.
sources for this again? it sounds like his perms are getting ignored by staff since he's waiting to hear back for almost 80 of them.

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>>80550718
why does he stand like a tranny

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[Anonymous No.]

>force-feed bettel sugary snacks until he starts crying
>mock him for not eating the garbage he once claimed he loved
>laugh as he chokes and vomits it all back up
>rub his face into it and force it back down
>tell him this will continue until he keeps it down
>but if he's worried about getting fatter there's an easy solution
>just cut off the fatty parts of your disgusting body
>hand him a pair of rusty scissors
>watch him cut off flaps of skin
>tell him just that won't make a difference on the scale, fat pigs like him should go for the limbs
>offer to assist him so that he finally loses some weight
>cut off the feet and cook them into stock
>cut off the legs and throw them in the air fryer
>cut off the thighs and make casserole
>cut off the hands and deep-fry one of them (the other is for masturbation)
>cut off the forearms and bbq them
>cut off the upper arm and braise them
>gradually feed it all back to him
>it's fine since meat is sugarfree
>happy end

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze should get perms for this
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2452890/Catacomb_Rogue_Clawsaders/

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>>80551266
You got experience with that or something?

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>>80551295
I mistook this for the Ork stomping game and got excited. This is fine too I guess

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>>80551267
>these 2 are responsible for most of the rapes in holostars (excluding leaders)
how do we stop them?

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>>80551190
Eh, some zatsu from back in October or November, can't bother checking for it but I'm sure you can find if you really want to hear it out of his own mouth.

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>>80551360
go to any reddit meant for women and you'll see them everywhere

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>>80551754
what

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>>80551754
go back nigger

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>>80551754
wtf

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This clown is literally built for high impact sexual violence. I want to wrap my hands around his neck and savor his weak, desperate wheezes as I plow into him full force. I want to bite his chest and kiss him so he tastes his own blood in the tangle of our lips. I want to leave him shell shocked and trembling in the sheets, blood, bruises and cum all over that sinfully lithe body knowing no one but me can hear his screams and that he craves the pain just as much as he curses me

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>>80545870
thats me right there btw
>>80546453
sorry im usually against drawing the hologirls and the boys together, id rather not see my own art in any catalog bait post

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I take it Bettel has been forgiven?

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>>80551965
>Bottom spoiler
You can safely disregard that post, it's the nijinig attention whore

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>>80552005
lol no

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>>80551965
super cute!

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>>80552005
I can't forgive him for being so rapeable but somehow not in my rape chamber

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>>80549741
He was angry about his over-sexualized model so he tried everything to change that.

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>>80551965
cute~
I miss that blue fuck it's been 3 weeks already

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>>80550331
>>only 1 perm request for month
Grim, Shinri is based for not going along.

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>>80552005
at least he's not as bad as dinoman

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>>80552195
He's white, so he's better by default

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>>80551498
my proposal: an unrapeable holostar

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>>80552307
That's Altare

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>>80552307
As long as there's a hole you can rape them

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Sometimes I can't tell how delusional some tempura are or not. They'll allude to how supposedly their oshi vagues about them specifically, gives them special attention, even interacting in private. It's likely just menhera rambling, but it ends up negatively affecting my own perception of the talent

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>>80552343
roru

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bettelion, this you?

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What's the ideal life span of a corpo vtuber that fans would be totally satisfied with?
like no malding or seething upon graduation.

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>>80552513
50 years

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>>80552513
100 years

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>>80552451
No because there's no assortment of pliers and whips near me

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>>80552513
1200 years

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>>80552423
>cultards are max coping
>bettelions are starved and waiting for death
>machitroons are easily groomed
the only good tempuras are the hakkitos and koipanions and they're never /here/

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>>80552513
This all depends on what the vtuber did during their career and how they broke the news to their fanbase

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>>80552513
At least 5 years

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>>80552663
>koipanions are never /here/
wuh

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What are these niggas talking about?

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>>80552423
I don't know much in depth about the others but Flayon definitely vagues people a lot, though I don't know how much of it is just him regurgitating whatever he happens to see on his TL t. has been vagued a few times by him

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>>80552663
axelotls... also
>koipanions
>never /here/

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>>80552663
>Axelotls are so forgettable they aren't even mentioned
Grim

[Anonymous No.]

So bored you're comparing fanbases again huh

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>>80552663
so what you're saying is i need to mamapost more, on it

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Skill issue my oshi talks about me all the time
t. has never chatted and has never tweeted

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>>80552795
you'll never get it, axel. we all know you wont

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>>80553095
nta but yes

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>>80553099
based delusional anon

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I still remember when I was one of the only two or three koipanions /here/, I would try to livepost but there was no reaction and I just give up. Cogitated joining their discord just to have somewhere to talk about him but was too lazy to deal with my account's 2FA.
Turns out it was a good thing I didn't join as they showed up to be some very weird people made of probably 95% sensitive women

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>>80552423
> I can't tell how delusional some tempura are or not
im still diehard sure flayon is /here/. i never chatted, barely tweeted, most of the times i just posted art here and yet there was one time he seemed to vaguely recognize my artstyle

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Is Leader still travelling?

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>>80553549
pfft. you know where to find him

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>>80553502
All those flayon posters? All flayon.

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>>80553549
He's like super super busy with uhhhh... Final Fantasy XIV. And once you recognize the secret reason for his absence, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.

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>>80553603
this implies all the sisterwives were actually just flayon

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>>80553549
Travelling to my bedroom :3

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>>80553603
This implies cum tribute anon was Flayon jacking it to himself

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It's been so long since I ate one of these my dad got some from an arrest operation from his job kek
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1811812593813848436

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>>80553485
kinda sad when I go through the archive to see what the thread liveposted when I'm watching an old VOD and barely seeing any
you're not alone anymore though and proud of you for resisting the temptation to join a fan server
>>80553958
what the fuck even is that

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>>80553958
looks like smol cardboards

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>>80553823
Wouldn't surprise me, he has probably jacked off after every stream he has shown his 3D model

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>>80553958
dork

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>>80553502
I'd believe it, he seems vaguely insecure enough to make sure he's validated even /here/. Also the pre-VG vocaroo that may or may not be actual confirmation
>>80553823
UOH
>>80554057
What is this goyblock

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>>80554488
fug jobbed the 3rd reply, meant for >>80553958

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>>80554397
Big mouth, perfect to suck on multiple dicks at once

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>>80554488
>he seems vaguely insecure enough to make sure he's validated even /here/
Axel...Shinri...Ruze...Jurard... Hakka...

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>>80554488
Holy shit I forgot about the vocaroo
>>30338843

[Anonymous No.]

Is Jurard the new Vesper?

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>>80555228
don't flatter yourself jutard

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>>80554909
What the fuck is this legit? Tell me someone reposted his voice from somewhere

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>>80554909
I'm still skeptical because no one has checked if it comes from his other account and there's a big chance it's voice content from it

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>>80554742
>Hakka
I doubt it, although there used to be shitposts about him being in cbdct.

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>>80554909
>scrolls down
he wouldn't self promote in a /mans/ thread like a retard... would he

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>>80555228
Jurard is worse, at least Vesper was entertaining in his own right.

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>>80555228
The difference between them is that Vesper was just a compulsive old man and Jurard is an annoying zoomer attention whore.

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>>80555228
yes and he's better. vesper pussied out and ran because he couldn't handle the pressure.

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>>80555296
>>80555324
It could very easily be a voice clip reposted from somewhere else, but also wouldn't it be a really weird coincidence

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How many of you actually hate Jurard?
Regulars only, catalog tourists gtfo.

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>>80551965
How’d you get this picture of us?

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>>80553958
>Spoiler
He was arresting chinks and stole their candy?

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>>80555228
no one can match Vesper's menhera

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>>80555558
I do. loud fucker

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>>80555558
I've disliked him from the start, the moment he replied to a dramafag confirming he is a flip

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>>80555471
I'm telling Rodrigo Duterte you have drugs in your home flip

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>>80555555
Not really because early /mans/ would have an insane amount of shilling and it was fucking annoying

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>>80555674
go back to fixing my flat tires

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>>80555558
its a play of pretend again?

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>>80555558
I pray for his termination every single day

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>>80555558
I hated him since debut and still do but I've gotten used to him, If he wasn't to farm drama and get into yabs then I don't care as long he doesn't drag my oshi or the group into his mess.

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>>80555558
I love him

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>>80555558
I don't
I watch him quite frequently even

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>>80555558
Hate is a strong word. I like laughing at him and the genuine schizos, but I don't dislike the dude. If the hate turns into actual mocking, then we can have the first Holostar lolcow

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>>80555324
>>80555555
I skimmed his other account and I didn't see any voice tweets and all his xitter videos are clearly recorded with a proper mic - not a shitty phone mic like the vocaroo so it's not grabbed from his xitter at the very least. Also holy digits

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>>80555887
>>80555901
how does it feel to know he is using you to "own the haters"?

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>>80556011
that's just like him

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Shinri
>Shiro
Hakka
>Lance
Bettel
>Coran
Flayon
>Pidge
Altare
>Keith
Axel
>Hunk

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>>80555558
dude gave the worst first impression, can't really get over that

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>>80555558
I gave him a fair chance just like everyone in armis because I missed their first 3 months and while watching him he said something that rubbed me the wrong way and he ended up proving me right multiple times. Hope flip land gets nuked.

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>>80556144
cease

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FFf-KOMAH8

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i've seen those same lines towards groombullet. nice script

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>>80555558
I'm otherwise content to just ignore his content, because not everything has to cater to me, but whenever he actively ragebaits for attention it makes me think I'd rather him not stain the rest of the boys with his antics.

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>>80555800
Ok but what's gonna happen if he gets axed? Who will take the role of leader and center of Armis?

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>>80556309
I'm not going to be part of your culture war kys fliptard

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>>80556346
Ruze

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>>80556346
Ruze obviously

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I honestly don't know the difference between Ruze and Jurard.

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>>80555558
Flips belong in the oven with (((them))) and I will push them in. I don't hate any vtubers. Have I felt some strong annoyance towards some of them? Yes, but I don't hang onto anger over trivial shit for more than a day.

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>>80556346
Jurard was never the true leader

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>>80556346
Ruze has always been the member others in Armis gravitate towards, it's not difficult

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>>80556385
there was a war?

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>>80556432
Why don't you try watching them catalog-sama

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>>80556008
Again we don't know if it's from his account because if it was paid voice content we won't have access to it, and also most talents nuke most of their stuff pre-debut and there won't be an archive for it. Also judging from the thread some knew him so it's very possible it was just another shilling post

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>>80556614
we have regulars who refuse to watch Armis like that one autistic koixelotl

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>>80556566
>>80556599
69 nice

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>>80555558
i came around for flayon after learning more about him, but jutard just feels so blegh. he also has like some okay moments in collabs but then everything else sucks

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>>80556599
Jurard seems to think so

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>>80556011
Couldn’t care less

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Shinri was my father

[Anonymous No.]

>>80556907
>anon's dad pole dances to make ends meet

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>>80556907
Your fantasy father bites Haw Flakes sideways

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>>80556907
Not sure he'd make a good father.

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>>80556907
Do you have central air conditioning and stable internet?
If so then I wish Shinri was your father too

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>>80556907
ngl he kinda sucks as a father

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>>80551965
CUTE
Thank you chu~

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>>80556850
he also thinks armis and tempus is singling him out because they have a secret GC

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>>80557013
>>80557058
He can't be worse than what I deal with right now

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>>80557058
He’s a good dad, he gave Hakka money for the toilet

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>>80557106
Based

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>>80557106
It's true, everyone's in on it. We share embarrassing photos of Jurard at the christmas party

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>>80557112
sounds llke a (You) problem then, my dad is pretty cool

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>>80556702
I don't think he nuked his twitter unless he specifically only deleted the voice tweets for some reason. I don't think he would paywall a shitty phone recording when he's so autistic about his mic setup but I don't doubt it could've come from somewhere more hidden like a Discord. Either he's been /here/ from the start or that's a very high quality shillpost.

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>>80557247
Who stuck their dick in Jurard's mouth first when he fell asleep at the Christmas party?

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>>80557106
Are there actually people who can’t tell he’s joking about that?

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>>80557350
Where do you think you are?

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>>80557384
Inside flayon

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Shadowgear and Mockingbird swinging

[Anonymous No.]

>>80557327
Why would anyone stick their dick into that death trap

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>>80557327
I don’t know but I saw some suspicious purple feathers on the ground

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>>80557557
>bettel interacting with jp senpais
kek

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>>80557579
it's okay, Ruze. you can say it

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>>80557579
Don't underestimate the stupidity of men who've drank 5 things of Jack

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>>80557557
>Bettel doing anything
Rumao

[Anonymous No.]

bettel stream today surely

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard's teeth remind me of those fucked up nubs people get their teeth shaven to when they get veneers

[Anonymous No.]

>>80557699
If he's as weak as my sister, he'll be out for a week. Same with Hakka

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If Bettel doesn't stream tomorrow I will start smoking and drinking again

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>>80557859
Don't give the injuns your hard earned money for vices

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I hate jutard

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>>80558042
Yeah, me too. I also hate GB but I can ignore him much easier

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>>80557350
Did you forget vtubing attracts genuine autists

[Anonymous No.]

Ryona this, rape that.
The true kink of bettelion is neglect play.

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>>80558042
this but altare

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting pose.

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>>80557699
I had a dream last night that bettel was doing a karaoke today but it was behind t3 membership and I was only t2

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>>80557279
There's no way in hell he's still /here/
FLAYON PLEASE PLAY Punihi Loader 2 IF YOU'RE STILL HERE
or TraumaCore Violence
or Genokids if that ever gets done

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>>80558042
same

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I love Jurard, he is my blorbo

[Anonymous No.]

flayon if youre here PLEASE show more pits please im begging ill be the best machiroon ever ill go and buy every voicepack of yours i havent bought yet please i need the machipits

[Anonymous No.]

I rape Jurard, he's my whoro

[Anonymous No.]

he got a bunch of bettelion to join t3 for the limited rerelease of his shitposty 30 second voice packs and then immediately ditches them for 2 weeks
sasuga grifter clown

[Anonymous No.]

fuck it. i miss gibby

[Anonymous No.]

>>80558568
>voicepack of yours i havent bought yet
You don't deserve pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80558765
i cant afford them because i prioritize the physical merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>80558916
ngmi

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flayon if you're here chu~____________

[Anonymous No.]

we need more boys

[Anonymous No.]

i love him and i miss him and i can't wait for him to be back already ;^;
god this expression is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555614
Not arresting THE chinks but they had some stuff that got in illegally without paying the taxes and stuff, so they arrested everything. Lot of good noodles and snacks like that kek

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey the Hololive shop now shows which products are unavailable and which ones are only available digitally, finally.

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>>80559447
>No chinks in prison
Well, can't get what you want all the time

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>>80559151
what we need is our current boys to spread out and stop overlapping. Tonight we have
>Hakka Minecraft @ 8PM EST
>Armis Wolf Quest collab @ 9PM
>Shinri menshi @ 9PM
>Axel karaoke @ 11PM

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>>80559586
Probably to accommodate their US warehouse stocks

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>>80559630
they can't stop being on top of each other ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's new xitter profile pic makes him look like a fan account, I swear they all use zoomed in pictures like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>80559901
I just read this and had to double check kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>80559901
>makes him look like a fan account
it doesn't help that all the fan accounts are using the same image

[Anonymous No.]

do you think shinri knows that no one will ever love him and that he's the perfect victim for cheating on?

[Anonymous No.]

I did not miss this specific type of ryona posts ngl

[Anonymous No.]

I need sex with all of Tempus immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>80560350
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555558
I've always thought he's a loud retard, literally nothing has changed that opinion.
Do I hate him? No, I hardly have enough mental energy to hate a chuuba I don't watch. But, I will say the man has a lot to learn if he wants to prove he's stalwart enough to be in Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555558
I hate Jurard the same way I hated Vesper. It was blatantly clear to me at debut for both of them that they were going to damage and drag down the other boys in the long run. I'm just glad that other people have issues with Jurard too because for ages whenever I criticized Vesper I'd just get called a shitposter and I'd quietly stop and then we saw what happened.

I think it's only reasonable to expect a certain behavior from our talents because they all end up reflecting on each other.

[Anonymous No.]

How did Shinri go from getting action when he was younger to being lonely now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561189
He's old and probably balding

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555558
Why would I hate him? He's not done anything all that objectionable. He's loud, but he also seems to be fairly young and is drawing from a background that taught him a certain style of entertainment. If "talks to and about female coworkers" is the bar for drama you've set, I sincerely wonder how you're able to operate in day to day life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561287
>bald buff old asian man
I am on my way to insert my penis into his orifices

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561352
Not if I snip it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561189
That's normal when you get older and your sex drive starts mellowing out and your standards raise even if you stay attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561371

[Anonymous No.]

Rapeman is watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561073
>>80555629
It's the reason why I've always had a certain level of respect for people like Hakka and Axel.
Hakka's loud as fuck and can be a bit overwhelming to some, Axel has two working braincells at best and isn't exactly the most seiso mf out there, but they both hold this passion for their fans and for making content that is similar to those in JP.
They don't overbear themselves in drama they just create, they plan, and they do their damn best to prove that they're idols.
It's a lot of words to just say they inspire others, but you get what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

all dramafags eventually get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561840
Accurate Hakka proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561931
Reese Witherspoon chin

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561189
He got fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>80560100
>>80560124
KEK yeah it's a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>80556346
Ruze. Easily.

[Anonymous No.]

It's hydraxel
Hydraxel says hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562391
Yo why is he looking so ZESTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561555
He’s always watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>80552307
Impossible
>>80552343
he doesn't know... Altare is rapeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562683
>Altare is rapeable
In your dreams maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562683
proof? in image form preferably

[Anonymous No.]

If you got a shota in starsEN would you want him to be like a little bro and steer away from lewd stuff or would you want him to welcome the coom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562790
Stay away from lewd. The audience will come up with much better pervy shit than he would himself and he gets the best of both worlds that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562681
and never streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555558
unless they're trying to meet up with kids irl you're retarded for hating someone on the internet. Content wise he's just loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562790
Absolutely stay away from lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562790
i want him to not be lewd at all but to have a genmate whos a sexpest to him specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>80563096
reverse flaytel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562790
As much as I'd like a lewd shota in theory, the type of audience and jokes it'd attract would be insufferable. An innocent little brother type would contrast with the existing vulgar stars well as long as you can keep the keyfabe mostly consistent. I will coom to you regardless
>>80563096
uohh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>80563096
>fujoshit
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>80558716
I miss his tits.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss having a creative dude in starsEN. I want someone to draw the boys on stream, like the genderbends and fucked up versions, even Vegetempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>80563547
why flayon is just a tomato

[Anonymous No.]

>>80563726
Cause Magni wasn't that creative and just went with what chat suggested

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562790
The former, but one with a radioactive power level. He'll leave some hints here and there but will never elaborate or rephrase what he said. A little cheeky heehee haha, if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80561555
Leader plz show more skin, I’ll give you my first born child if you do ty

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555228
To me, Jurard is just a fucking dumbass who puts his foot in his mouth when he's trying to say something actually meaningful. But ultimately I think his heart is in the right place and he can be pretty fucking funny when I've caught some of his streams.

Vesper will always be worse. In one year, he killed HQ's momentum with his suspension because he couldn't control his fucking temper, fucked up the 6th month anniversary, caused the whole branch to have a fucking weird vibe for months on end with his weird "anxiety hort me no collab except when do collab with other people" shit, decided poking the girls fanbases was a great plan, and other micro bullshit. That people still defend him as "uwu gwampy vampy based Florida Man spear" is mind boggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80564969
>I think his heart is in the right place

[Anonymous No.]

>>80564969
yeah no, jurard is intentionally baiting to get hate views

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565111
NAYRT but I have watched Jurard for a long while and even have forbidden knowledge and he is a good boy, just stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565242
Idk, the type of thumbnails he used to make doesn't really come off as "good boy"

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder we have faggots camping this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565242
>he is a good boy he dindu nuffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>80562790
The youngest we'll have will be Flayon, who is "eternally 18" But if a younger guy comes along, I'd like him to set boundaries like Ruze, but with his own personality. Definitely without making lewd stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that fans don't have to like all of the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565475
Yeah I think Sorawrity learned their lesson now but they were very smug when anons alerted them multiple times about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80564969
I feel the same way, honestly. Whether you like him or not, has always been a team player who communicates well with his genmates and fans and rushes to apologize if he thinks he’s hurt them. Vesper was irresponsible and fucked the others over several times without seeming to care

[Anonymous No.]

>>80564969
In Nowa's defense, I enjoyed his content far more than I ever have dino's, even if I did lose all interest once he dropped the classy act and ended up the drunkard who didn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565475
>other thread discussing jurard doxx
>it gets brought up /here/
they're not even subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565639
>Sorawrity learned their lesson
kek they'll do the exact same shit next menshi >>80437727 >>80437844

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard antis give me the ick

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565866
Hey, that's the smug part, what happened next is why I think they learned their lesson. But they'll now have a bunch of tourists lurking his membership streams so even if they don't livepost tourists will gladly do so as trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565866
lets be real, liveposting menshis has always been a thing to an extent, like every menhera mag menshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565866
Kyousha /vt/'s resident schizo is in his fanbase, it'll just keep happening. That nigger even self posts about himself here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565724
Same, I really liked Vesper in the early days, Jurard has always been difficult to endure to the point that I don't watch Armis collabs anymore because of his screaming

[Anonymous No.]

Jutard apologists give me the ick

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565984
Kys nigger stop namefagging randoms, that's a culture that only you niggers from nyfco and your "secret" elysium.baby website do. Go back you fucking monkey

[Anonymous No.]

People who say "give me the ick" give me the ick

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565997
I recall the monster hunter collab where the first half was terrible, and then it became surprisingly bearable once Jurard finally got tired of screaming over everyone else. And apparently he lost his voice for a few days afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565594
Ruze’s boundaries are so strong he has trauma dumping supas every stream but it’s okay because they end it with /no parasocial

[Anonymous No.]

no... birb, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565475
If they hate the cumdumpster dino so much, why do they keep posting? There's nothing more to discuss that hasn't been said in the million other catalog threads

[Anonymous No.]

terminate groombullet and jutard

[Anonymous No.]

Rio, Hakka, and Gibby should do a "Stars Cock tasting" stream where they rank all the dicks by taste, size, and overall shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566148
>namefagging namefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566148
Are you retarded or a newfag? Do some reps. Also
>names the doxx website
You're not slick dramafag

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone watch Serbia vs. France? One of the commentators really sounded like Axel lol
https://www.youtube.com/live/akU9ETGWM_8

[Anonymous No.]

>>80552663
im here but my home thread is /lig/ now sorry
sometimes i livepost mama but I'm afraid im spamming.
I don't really interact with other Kois since they're kinda sensitive babies, but his fanbase has been always been like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566414
>>80566415
Oh sorry for exposing your very secret doxxnigger club, the horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566548
Baldxel is real, no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566256
I wish Ruze would learn from some of the other boys and realize that not every SC needs to be fully acknowledged to the detriment of the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566548
i hear it kek

[Anonymous No.]

I have watched Jurard for years I didn't need a nijinigger website for it
He was always a sweet guy and always read my SC and still does

[Anonymous No.]

>>80550033
Vesper did start to take suggestions from fans afterwards and that's how we gots some of his best streams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566583
>I'm afraid im spamming
you aren't, do it more

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566257
Plenty of time to fix the issue, that being said why is that retard not resting

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566548
Somebody send this to axel

[Anonymous No.]

Just report the doxx comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>80564969
Shit happens man, plus he is a good streamer and people really enjoyed all his streams from the year he was in holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566862
ok
i love this old man like you wouldn't belive

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566583
Not a koi, but I like reading about what people like about their oshis. You should post more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566583
Liveposting isn't spamming

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566583
Are you a real /lig/ger or a glorified /asp/ie

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555558
tell your fag to cease his actions before something bad happens at the next pagpag establishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566548
kek that's insane

[Anonymous No.]

Remember riptare
Remember ripdesk
Remember restinping

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566676
I love ruze but this is the one thing I don't like about his streams too. Hopefully it stops in the future

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1811872026828878320

[Anonymous No.]

>>80565997
I think the among us collab was the worst one too me because shinri and axel sounded frustrated with it sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567458
Ew, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567539
RIP

[Jurard T Rexford No.]

Remember WE love drama /here/
It helps bois to incline

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567546
That was also because of Flayon that refused to play properly, and Bettel that was just really out of it. I'm not at all surprised Axel didn't ask Jurard and Flayon to join Grounded when they raided him but when Hakka showed up he was asked to join

[Anonymous No.]

okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567539
its so over

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567744
i love flayon but i do not want him anywhere near the grounded collab, im thankful for the exclusion of my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567539
Xenojungle strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567900
does your oshi normally spread their legs?

[Anonymous No.]

sex with dingo and croatian

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567744
that was the funniest shit to me for some reason
Jurard/Flayon raids
>crickets
Hakka and Shinri both raid shortly after
>immediately starts begging them to join

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567900
I've been thinking recently about how I want to see him play some of my favorite games but my autistic nigga ain't built for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568128
we call him a retard for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567988
yeah, he spreads them every night for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>80566827
Like what

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568234
He graduated :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567744
>Flayon that refused to play properly
I haven't watched it yet but weren't people complaining about this in the tempus vs armis content warning collab too?
Also jurard talking over everyone stood out more to me in among us personally

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568339
True, that was a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568387
Jurard was at least trying his best to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568128
>ywn see flayon play drg and play at max hazard as his first game while exploring every single nook and cranny of a map and never progress the mission because he's too busy getting owned by bugs
why even live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568387
flayon is too autistic for most collabs that dont involve one of his interests

[Anonymous No.]

Our mama's been getting more unhinged since Japan...
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1811816014298120401

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568676
>Our mama
Get your own Mama you hoe. That Mama is all mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568387
Jurard always talks over everyone, it's been annoying since their debut collab, like every collab is just a Jurard show

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568387
>tempus vs armis content warning collab
christ that one was painful. idk if he was completely off his meds and having a bad time but man...
they were trying rush and catch up to armis at one point and Flayon actually said "you told me what to do so I started walking slower instead"

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568676
He’s losing it, the heat is overwhelming him~

[Anonymous No.]

reminds me, someone in axel's chat called gibby mama. is that something he does in his own streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568840
my memory might be failing me but i think so? or at least he did that once around debut

[Twithc No.]

>no EDF collab
>no NMRIH collab
>no Killing Floor collab
>no Charlie Murder collab
Man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568840
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568737
sis please.. accept the fact that our mama is a hoe and youre not an only child anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568232
I wrote this btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568908

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568387
I think such behavior during collabs is my biggest grievance because otherwise I can just entirely ignore it. Though from what I've seen Flayon seems entirely fine in one-on-one collabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80555558
I like Jurard and always have fun watching him. I'm also a member.
That being said, I think he needs to grow and understand that his actions affect other as well. He isn't in a position to say/do whatever he wants to, especially something like this ridiculous baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567744
Among Us wasn't bad at all. But I wouldn't doubt that Axel is now super wary of 4 person games with Flayon after the Tempus/Armis Content Warning collab that turned into a dumpster fire because of him. (Like when even Hakka was clearly getting tired of Flayon, you know it was bad.)

>>80566676
Yeah, this is my one complaint as well. Though less the SC's and more talking to his chat when there's 1-3 other people he's playing with. Or at least Ruzaders need to entertain themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569193
It entirely depends on whether the game is interesting for him and if he's not suffering because of meds, like he was fine in TTT and one of the povs I enjoyed the most.

[Anonymous No.]

MECHABIRB LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569193
Yeah, Flayon is generally fine one on one but he becomes grating sometimes in bigger groups. The time when he kept dragging out the poker game even though Altare had another stream after was annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569166
people watch this hoe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>80567095
>>80567101
Shinris kind and considerate to a fault. Its amazing how thoughtful he still is considering how hurt hes been. He's also really intelligent and curious about the world. It's pretty rare to see a streamer whos intelligent. But maybe thats because being live debuffs your brainpower considerably.
He's also very silly and petty. The rants during hes drawing zatsu the other day were hilarious
>>80567118
i dont care for tribal bullshit but I haven't visited /asp/ in years. if you recognize my art then you've got your answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569522
They don't because he doesn't stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569447
love love LOVE!
even if they hate hate HATE eachother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569364
him saying goodnight to random ruzaders going to sleep needs to stop during collabs, I hope the other boys mention it to him

[Anonymous No.]

Finally /vt/ has a dramatuber split, thanks Jutard

[Anonymous No.]

bettel told me he's gonna stream today but i know he's lying

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>80568339
You're right! That was a good one :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569364
Among us was the stream where Axel got frustrated enough to yell GRADUATE kek, it was bad, probably more so because it was the type of game Axel really likes as proven by weremag

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569866
did you know? you can kill the thread by baking a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>80569532
you are precious

[Anonymous No.]

Last for mechabird will never collab one-on-one again

[Anonymous No.]

>>80570194
nuh uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>80570065
I know I baked this thread but I'm too lazy to download art that doesn't have my oshi in it

[Anonymous No.]

last for mechabirb are having sex RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>80570327
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>80570327
You will never be HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>80570292
They never have and never will