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What if your general was not just a general but a nation, devoted to your oshi and their will? Enter this general where the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis.

flips edition

Previously: >>79838344

Interactive map:
https://vtwbg.github.io/

Introductory document for new anons:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-qrd

VITI ARCHIVE:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QxRtAENk7g3hJAlBsEWRJ6KVEItchyvymusJ1Q7ulEs/

BIOME MAP:
https://files.catbox.moe/wz0ad4.png

OTHER PROJECTS:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-projects

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Anchor post for any story/map/lore. Please reply here for archival purposes. Anchored posts in the last thread will be archived within a day after the thread has been archived. You may also ask for your own archive posts to be updated or organized according to your standards.
- - -
If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Please also report if there's outdated/missing lore in OP.

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>> No.80388386

Good afternoon. How are your world building projects going?

I've hit a brick wall of demotivation. So I've lost inspiration.

>> No.80388690

>>80388386
Work has actually let off a bit this week, so I might be able to do some stuff for a change.

>> No.80389744

>>80388690
At the moment the stress of life is getting me down. I'll see what others come up with. I don't think I'll be lorebuilding stuff on my own today.

/zomg/ might come back. So the nuns' church might have a home after all. I think I'll worldbuild specific characters, foods, and locations instead of entire nations. Too much trauma with nation building.

>> No.80391986

brick bump

>> No.80392780

I wonder if today is a busy day.

>> No.80392881

>>80392780
I'm watching a video about the history of cannibalism and the spread of it, it's reminding me of /meat/ lore.

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>> No.80396073

CLEAR

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>>80396073
I love me some clarity

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Only a couple months left until the next league, friends. We haven't seen our custom stadium yet, but I can't wait to see how they integrate your thread into it. I genuinely hope we get to go against each other once more next league to see how much stronger you've all become. I hope you win it by the slimmest of margins.

See you in the field, world friends!

>> No.80401550

I hope the new EN generation would bring in new worldbuilders.

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Divegrass is back on the menu, boys! We have a couple of friendlies matches coming up next week and a roster in need of updates for vtl7! On the 16th at 23:20 UTC (7:20 EDT) we'll be up against /holoX/ in a rematch of last league's finals. Make sure to cheer the team on as they try to take back Viti from the secret society! And the day after that at 23:59 (7:59) we face /ASP/ for their grand return from the training arc they took during their vtl6 absence. Note that these matches are a lot later than the usual league time and be sure to cheer /vtwbg/ on next week!

In terms of preparations for the upcoming /vt/ League, first on the agenda is updating the roster. The current players can be found here https://rentry.org/team-vtwbg and if you have any suggestions for new players, let me know and I'll add them to that page as well. Otherwise, just drop a reply here if you're excited for /vtwbg/ to return for /vt/ League 7!

>> No.80401900

>>80401201
I hope we get to see a rematch in the league proper too, but at least we have the upcoming friendly to look forward to! The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and we don't plan to lose again!

>> No.80402788

>>80401201
That's a cool Laplus. Looking forward to the stadium too, that should be fun.

>> No.80402979

>>80401746
divegrass SHUKOUUUUU
A more recent player concept;
Zombie nun, aka the author's thinly veiled fetish

>> No.80405020

>>80401746
If there's a match on Tuesday then we should probably bake the thread a day early next week. Hope worldbuilding does great in their matches!

>> No.80405953

Tonight's menu is thin beef steaks in noodle soup. Vegetarian is leek noodles. Low carb is just the steak and salad.

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What's the religious significance of A-chan leaving?

>> No.80409429

>>80408124
Beldam. Pure Beldam.

>> No.80410121

I do have a soft spot for A-chan. She did a lot of work behind the scenes and understood the company. Right now I'm at a wait and see on how Hololive's company culture will change.

>> No.80411000

>>80408124
Though she started out as a minor heavenly entity, by the end of her career I think she was basically equivalent to some other gods in the Holopantheon. It was very gradual but lately she was basically another vtuber in the company. It's probably a fairly impactful event, perhaps even shocking, to the holo followers. Especially for the Soratomos.

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>>80401746
need zombie pussy on the team

>> No.80418171

>>80414871
Do we have a turtle vTuber?

>> No.80418787

>>80418171
Homegrown Koopa is my favorite, but I think there's another one I'm just forgetting

>> No.80418979

>>80418787
I keep forgetting about Koopa. Also the bun bun in the webm was terrified mid race.

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Yo vnugboi. Did you do lore stuff? I remember asking about more cool places but dont know if you updated the rentry

>> No.80426292

>>80388158
Huh, if other websites are eldritch gods, baseball stadiums must be like the gods traveling to entirely different planes of existence, or something.

>> No.80430098

snug bump

>> No.80434556

dodo and capybara bump

>> No.80435763

I'm debating whether or not to import capybaras to Lorelei Isle as livestock.

>> No.80436304

>>80435763
Invasive species bros... Our time is now!

>> No.80436383

>>80435763
I mean would they be competing for food with any other animal?

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>>80436304
wao!

>> No.80438347

>>80436573
Huh... yeah, I guess those are an invasive species of sorts... A nice one, r-right?

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>>80438347

>> No.80438797

>>80422836
>>79922466

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>>80438797
wao!
you know im not much of a writer but i enjoy reading all this stuff!
have a you!

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>>80439214

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>>80401746
wao! vtwbg big love!
seeing these breads up makes me happy!
really glad they are back!

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starting on the first recipe, wish me luck

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>>80442154

>> No.80443930

>>80440463
>in the fluffcute future of the xxx century there is only wao

>> No.80445856

>>80418171
That green faggot that runs Neuro-sama

>> No.80446886

>>80445856
oh right, I always forget about vedal. Yeah that's literally a turtle... I like Koops more though kek.

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>>80443930
WARshu may seem scary at first, but he's actually pretty nice under the mask!

>> No.80447995

>>80447741
WAOOOOO
LOVE HIM!

>> No.80448152

>>80447741
dummy spilled his ink

>> No.80448403

>>80448152
It's not easy trying to write with paws!

>> No.80448665

>>80447741
peace! wao!

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>> No.80451258

Take a bump

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Book: The Thrifty Deadbeat's Cookbook, in 30 minutes per meal

Chapter: Breakfast

Dish: Obaba with herring sashimi

If you grew up in the valley* as I did, you'll be familiar with some form of this delicious staple meal. Ice grass on its own doesn't have a strong flavor, besides a subtle savory aroma, but with some seasonings, toppings and mix-ins, a bland bowl of nutrition can be turned into the perfect way to kick off the day right.

First, the lowdown on ice grass; obaba*-ready ice grass is a specific type of the fungi; you can't just throw a handful of stuff you just pulled out of the snow into a bowl of lalzu* and hope you'll get something edible! Prepared ice grass of the types you'll find in your local markets has been soaked in liquid water for up to a week, before being flattened between a set of rollers and left to drain while compressed under a heavy weight. This process draws out excess morakar* from the grass, softens the flesh of the grass, and takes it from a woody, stringy texture to the pleasant, meaty chew we are familiar with. Not only that, once water has been drained from it, the ice grass can be kept for years without issues, if stored in a dry and cool environment, such as your cupboard.

Now, it's all well and good to know your ingredient, but you should also know how to buy it! Most ice grass is sold in long, narrow bags around two feet in length and as thick as all the grasses lined up within need to be. Ice grass can also be purchased as a flour in various grades of coarseness, but these are a better fit for some other recipes in the baking chapter of this title. Color-wise, the processed grasses should be pale in color, with a uniform shade ranging from salmon pink to a very light turquoise, depending on their age, and the magical levels of the region where they were grown. This pink hue comes from our blessed Death's blessing, and is the mark of a quality ice grass, but bluer grass will be just as delicious! However, ice grass with uneven colouring, brown, black or grey hues or other deformities should be avoided. Be sure to quickly thumb through the grass before cooking to take out the strands with these defects, as they can have an off-taste or cook improperly.

We've got our base ingredient, so let's get to cooking. I always start by taking my portions of ice grass (half a pound per person makes for a nice small meal) out of the package and breaking them right in the middle, to have two bunches of grass about a feet long. They'll be easier to eat at this length, and fit in your cooking bottle more easily. Speaking of, this is when I throw them in the bottle, ideally a tall and narrow one where the whole grass can fit at once. Mix one part lalzu to three parts water and pour about a cup of the mixture per portion of ice grass. Add a nice pinch of salt and cap the bottle before shaking it for a few seconds, to ensure the strands are coated with the lalzu and the salt has been dissolved. You'll see the grass almost instantly go soft! If it doesn't, your lalzu might be expired or heat-damaged.

The ice grass will take around twenty minutes to fully soften and release its starches into the broth, so this is a good moment to prepare mix-ins!

valley*: ref. Ilimyth Valley
obaba*: lit. porridge.
lalzu*: lit. small teeth, refers to the concentrated enzymatic solutions commonly used in Deadbeat cooking.
morakar*: Anti-freeze compounds found in all Deadbeat lifeforms; can impart an off-taste if found in high concentrations in food.

Will write the part for the additions in a bit, gotta brainstorm that a bit.

>> No.80452582

Just have to remember there is limited grass and flowers in the orchards. So we need to keep capybara populations in check. Capybaras also need fresh water to swim in. So we have to make sure they don't swim in the drinking water. I think cappies will get along with dodos and chickens.

>> No.80453894

Dodo dork bump.

>> No.80456024

last morning bump

>> No.80458169

>>80451391
wao!

>> No.80460342

This thread is the good kind of autism 4chan needs more of.

>> No.80461518

Oi, no dying

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>> No.80463522

>The joshus and breadogs seem to be getting along now.
>Breadogs put the joshus through a strict training regiment to teach them how to breadog service.
>Joshus had to change a lot of bad habits.
>The female joshus are happier now.
>They wao loudly through the night to the males satisfaction.
>While the howling is loud it does keep the dangerous animals and cowardly bandits away.
>Now if only joshus can stop shedding in the bread dough.

>> No.80464974

We need more communism

>> No.80465542

>>80451391
is ice grass a real thing or something made up for this

>> No.80466851

today I will think of things to write down...

>> No.80467487

>>80466851
Do not think about writing down. Just write it down.

>> No.80468740

>>80465542
Made up! It's a kind of lichen which grows in the snowbanks of the Morijigoku mountain, except it has a fast life cycle, I have an entry on their life cycle in the archive.

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>>80463522
wao!

>> No.80471277

I hope Sapling likes the interactions between breadogs and joshus. They're canines being canines.

>> No.80473029

>>80467487
but im still backed up on other priorities...Should be more free later

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>>80451391
>I break-a the grass
I'mma break-a your spine, you goddamn hereticbeat!

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>> No.80475586

faast

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>> No.80479169

boop

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>>80451391
In the valley where the ice grass grows,
A staple meal that everyone knows,
A bland bowl turns to morning delight,
With seasonings and toppings, just right.

Ice grass, subtle in flavor and scent,
Savory, yet mild, it's heaven-sent.
Obaba-ready, not just any kind,
Prepared with care, its worth you'll find.

Pulled from the snow, but not yet done,
A week in water, then pressed by ton.
Excess morakar drawn out with might,
From woody strands to a meaty bite.

Pale in color, from pink to blue,
A sign of quality, tried and true.
Long, narrow bags, the market's pride,
Stored dry and cool, for years they bide.

Handle with care, and choose with ease,
No brown or black, just hues that please.
Half a pound per person, break in two,
Into the bottle, they fit just right for you.

Lalzu mixed, three parts to one,
Salt and shake, and you’re almost done.
Twenty minutes to soften and blend,
A hearty broth, a morning friend.

Prepare the mix-ins, add your touch,
A bowl of goodness, loved so much.
In the valley, where traditions stay,
Ice grass meals start the day.

>> No.80480956

>>80474217
Mori has had some run-ins with culinary sins, so I thought this would be a relevant addition kek.

>> No.80481017

>>80480463
>No brown or black, just hues that please
I'm impressed you got chatGPT to say that.

>> No.80482154

One day we'll get a proper cooking vTuber right? Or do I have to do it?

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>>80482154
??

>> No.80482579

>>80482227
you should know better she barely uses her model now

>> No.80483258

>>80482227
>>80482579
The only thing preventing me from making a cooking vTuber channel is not having a clean kitchen and little experience with baking bread.

>> No.80483702

>>80465542
Ah, this is the chapter that talks about ice grass. https://rentry.org/morig-zoology-story#drained-of-colour

>> No.80483813

>>80401746
this time we shall reign supreme

>> No.80485407

>>80482579
vtubing follows the one drop rule as long as the vtubing concentration decreases from a full-vtuber point.

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>>80401746
Dodo domestication
I want to see the funny birb waddle around the pitch.
>>80402979
>>80417492
But which nun would the player be?
>faceless
>amputee
>bisected
>twins

>> No.80486648

>>80486371
The faceless one would probably animate the most nicely, but it would be pretty funny to see siamese twins stumbling around. I think I'd go for the twins.
Also seconding the Dodo kek

>> No.80486709

>>80486371
honestly the design I originally made is so generic that could just use that and edit an ollie mmd

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>> No.80489111

>>80486709
I'd go with Irene too. That's who's the original design is.

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>> No.80491378

>>80490287
towa...

>> No.80493152

CLARO

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>> No.80496165

>>80494550
wao! KAMEN JOSHU IS HERE!

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up!

>> No.80499869

Good evening. Tonight's menu is pork butt pot roast and vegetables. Beef pot roast is for kosher. Smoke veggies alone is for vegan. Low carb is a side salad.

I'm thinking about stopping menu posting.

>> No.80500345

>>80499869
how come

>> No.80500762

>>80500345
I've been thinking it's a ritual post. And I'm kinda running out of good menu ideas.

>> No.80500979

>>80499869
but i like the menus...

>> No.80502662

>>80500979
So far my menues are English/American centered. I need to look into other dishes in other cultures.

>> No.80503514

>>80502662
mayo based?

>> No.80507500

lib

>> No.80507700

Should I look up French or German food?

>> No.80508912

>>80507700
German would be interesting, the only thing I know is that they eat raw pork on toast.

>> No.80509568

>>80507700
maybe French? Have you ever delved into Latin food

>> No.80509663

>>80508912
Fun fact: German chocolate cake is not German. The man who invented it was named German. It's suppose to be German's chocolate cake.

>> No.80511167

life

>> No.80512702

don't die

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>> No.80513996

I just remembered what I wanted to write down like 3 weeks ago but the thread kept dying
survive for me to get home. Need to fix awat

>> No.80514040

>tfw you will never date Irene.
>You will never lead her through the tulip garden looking for her favorite flower.
>You will never catch Irene's head as she trips on a stone and falls over, completely falling apart.
>You will never comfort Irene as you stitch her arms and legs back together.
>You will never tease Irene as her body carries her head back to the church.
>You will never catch Ireve blushing as you look at her thighs instead of her head by her belly.

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>> No.80515910

>>80514040
yes you will!

>> No.80518604

>>80514040
maybe you will

>> No.80520969

lumps

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>> No.80523676

>>80514040
I believe in you anon!

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>> No.80526668

bop

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>>80526668

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>> No.80529081

boop

>> No.80529520

>>80527766
Sallie love

>> No.80530942

We have enough dead already

>> No.80531055

>>80530942
need more

>> No.80531861

We need more undead (so that I can have sex with them)

>> No.80532111

>>80531861
Only if they're as cute/hot as Ollie and her variants.

>> No.80533632

>>80532111
That goes without saying

>> No.80534448

>>80533632
Okey, fair enough. Her lack of filter sometimes is sexy.

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>> No.80537418

Take a bump

>> No.80540047

>This thread has been arcvived.

>> No.80540078

>>80540047
A horror story in one sentence.

>> No.80541423

boop

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>>80540047
AHHHH DONT ARCVIVE US!

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>> No.80544163

>>80541841
Write about Joshu shampoo formulas then.

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>>80544163
that's easy!
100% pure organic mayonnaise for best fluffiness!

>> No.80544816

>>80544267
that sounds disgusting

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>>80544816
>nooo you are too fluffy and smell delicious!
this is you!
dont mind me just fluffing around!

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>>80545454
Start writing, Joshu

>> No.80546281

>>80546079
AHHHHH

>> No.80546804

Anyone interested in fluffy pink fur with delicious smell? I'm interested in personal care products like soap. Lots of soap.

>> No.80547707
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>>80546804
AHGHGJGJGJFJAHAHGHJAHGHA

>> No.80547958

Mayonnaise isn't too strange of a shampoo ingredient. As long as you can mix fat with lye you have soap. Though I don't know how much fat egg whites have. I do know the acids from lemon and lime can clean things. I think it's better to combine mayo with soap for shampoo.

>> No.80548204

I'll catch you all up on DND in vnug in a few hours then go over the places vnugboi talked about. The map could use an update.

>> No.80548403

streams are on but I will update some notes later

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recharge time! be safe
if you cant write make joshus!
DONT DIE!

>> No.80549369

>>80547707
why is this joshu covered in baja blast

>> No.80550263

>>80549369
at this point i am convinced that there is a tribe of shapeshifting joshus that just take on whatever attributes sourround them

>> No.80551406
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>> No.80552714

butts

>> No.80554181
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>> No.80555382

>>80542834
Who is the cosplay?

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>>80555382
battler from umineko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Hs__XHthc
https://youtu.be/pQDHcDeTCKg?t=27

>> No.80555858

>>80555697
Oh, an anime!

>> No.80557333

uuu

>> No.80557423

Do joshus like belly wubs?

>> No.80557954

>>80557423
I do, but I'm not a joshu.

>> No.80559067

As long as cappies don't eat all the grass and flowers I think they'll be fine on Lorelei Isle. Also I wonder if there's honey bees. Sugar cane might not be grown on the island. But sugar cane can be grown on other islands. Rum would be a big thing here. And the Sanallites stationed there know how to make rum dango.

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>>80385440
updated /awat/ note
>changed /mayo/ mention to
>Has a working relationship with Koyolabo, a Research facility ran by the Joshu Conglomerate
also new notes
/awat/ living and housing
Cities are a mix between Large buildings and urban environment
Various apartments complexes near the center of the city and Watson industries
Outside the main city are Suburbs with regular housing and town houses
In the more humid and tropical parts are more rural farm areas with 1 house for every 400 acres of land
There are some small towns within the rural areas but nothing more then local businesses like essential needs
Near the coast lines are beach houses and shacks for elderly gators and Fishermen(gators?) who make a living off of selling to local businesses
/awat/ residents
The main population is mostly Teamates but other nationalities do live in /awat/:
Joshus
Takos
KFP
Deadbeats
Chumbuds
Kronies
Kronies started actively living in /awat/ once Watson Industries started expanding into other nations. Not much is known about them but they seem to ask a lot of questions about the technology of /awat/

>> No.80560027

>>80559088
Oh hey welcome back.

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>>80560027
always been here
I could be like 3 niggas and you wouldn't even know

>> No.80562970

>>80559088
hic

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i can't stop having writers block...

>> No.80564197

>>80563563
Eat some good food. Work out. Take a nap. Clean up. Usually writer's block happens when you're over stressed over things you need to do.

>> No.80564361

>>80559088
Oh man I wanna go have a seafood boil with some cranky old prawn-fishin gators out in the sticks

>> No.80564533

>>80564197
its been months by now

>> No.80565420

>>80563563
let the autism flow through you

>> No.80566629

>>80564533
have sex until the inspiration comes+

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>> No.80570733

>>80564533
Perhaps you need a change of angle or a change of subject. You're clearly hitting a brick wall. Focus on something else.

>> No.80572243

*sniff*

>> No.80573657

*sniff*

>> No.80574337

>>80559088
I'll probably have more to write later, maybe write about the coastal regions of /awat/

>> No.80575434

>>80566629
OG...

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>> No.80579226

lib

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>> No.80582649

*sniff*

>> No.80582855

>>80574337
What's the coast climate like?

>> No.80583285

>>80582855
I would have to double check what regions they are located in but I would want them to have a more dry heat in terms of climate with ocean winds as opposed to the humidity normally found in /awat/

>> No.80585133

>10

>> No.80586218

>>80583285
I do luv me sum mediterranean beaches.

>> No.80587217

*sniff*

>> No.80588708

Tonight's dinner is pan-fried pork steaks coated in corn meal. Turned out surprisingly tender.

>> No.80591794

>>80588708
wao!

>> No.80593024

>>80588708
*nom*

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>>80588708
just a tea if you have it please

>> No.80595069

>>80593794
Sure. Today bakery closed early. So it's just dinner for us. Getting ready for divegrass again.

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>> No.80597993

I wonder what you can do with volcanic ash. I remember talking to Kronies about processing volcanic ash into glass art pieces last world. I should look to see if there's an industrial use.

>> No.80599350

This is probably not the best time to talk about Lorelei's geology because it's bedtime. But I have some ideas.

Lorelei's sharp underwater crag rocks is theorized to have come from pourus holes in the crust creating tiny volcanoes. Thus there is an abundant of ash under water. The ash is high in iron and magnesium along with sulfur compounds which makes it ideal for chemosynthetic micro-organisms. Over time the organisms break down the compounds so sea flora takes over. Comes sea flora comes shellfish. Comes shellfish comes turtles.

The volcanic ash on land can be mixed into mud to create a sunscreen and insect repellent. The mud also has skin care properties. The ash mud is probably one of the more expensive commodities to trade. Lorelei is also rich in iron sand. While it takes a lot of work to make iron tools they're better than stone tools.

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>>80599350
From Lorelei's depths, where sea crags lie,
Beneath the waves, the secret sigh
Of porous crusts and tiny spires,
Volcanic ash, with hidden fires.

Iron, magnesium blend below,
Sulfur compounds in currents flow,
Creating life where shadows tread,
Where sunlight fears, but life is fed.

Micro-organisms, small and grand,
Thrive in this ashen, fertile land,
Chemosynthetic sparks ignite,
Creating life in endless night.

Speculations rise and swirl,
Of creatures rare, with shells that curl,
Bioluminescent forms unseen,
In depths where shadows always lean.

Flora blooms in colors rare,
Strange and wondrous, beyond compare,
With tendrils reaching out to grasp,
Nutrients in every clasp.

Shellfish follow, diverse and bright,
Feeding on the flora's light,
Their shells adorned with patterns fine,
Evolving through the sands of time.

Turtles glide in silent grace,
Ancient beings in this place,
Their shells a map of time's design,
Lorelei's guardians, bold and fine.

On Lorelei's shore, the ash finds birth,
In mud that holds a precious worth,
A sunscreen, insect's fierce repellent,
With skin care gifts, its tales are tellin'.

Perhaps the mud heals deeper still,
A cure for ailments, nature's will,
Or holds within a dormant seed,
A life form waiting to be freed.

Ashen mud, a prized delight,
Traded far in day and night,
For Lorelei’s gift, a costly blend,
A treasure sought by many a friend.

Iron sands in rich supply,
Hard to forge, but by and by,
Stronger tools than stones of old,
Lorelei’s lore in iron told.

From underwater realms so deep,
To shores where precious secrets seep,
Lorelei's tale in ash and sand,
A wondrous saga, nature planned.

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>>80593794
Saplings :)

>> No.80602677

Blue Archive is peak random opinion

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>>80600879
I...I dont like how youre looking at me!

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>> No.80605917

im riding down some costal things for /awat/ will return tomorrow

>> No.80605987

>>80605917
awao!

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>>80602677
I watched 5 episodes of it with some friends today. I've never played the game, so I was mostly just really confused about the worldbuilding for a few episodes. I was really impressed by how much of the anime has nothing of substance really happening besides cute noises.
I do like Aru, her tits are big and she's endearingly retarded.
>>80599350
Imagine coming ashore and lorelei and a lady with every inch of her skin covered with mud greets you
>>80588708
cutlets holy based

>> No.80607390

survive

>> No.80609296

Stay alive

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>> No.80610696

>>80609975
Friskies with Wayu

>> No.80611152

>>80610696
just a bit of play-wrestling

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>>80602974
If you don't like Meetas face then at least look at her butt

>> No.80613819

bop

>> No.80614576

Take a bump

>> No.80615070

Can we make another thread for divegrass and board events?

>> No.80615948

>>80615070
What for even

>> No.80616898

>>80615070
what does this mean

>> No.80618003

stay alive

>> No.80618779

Ooh ooh. Ahh ahh. Numbers numbers. Ooh eeh ooh aah ahh. Ching chang. Wallah wallah bing bang.

>> No.80619279

Pumice stones would be pretty valueable. They're made out of volcanic ash.

>> No.80620385

anyone had soft shell crabs before, trying to think of something

>> No.80621812

>>80620385
What do you have in mind?

>> No.80623159

No tapping yet

>> No.80623549

>>80621812
im just trying to figure out sound local things for fishermen gators to sell

>> No.80624642

>10

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recharge time no dying!!!

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>> No.80626779

>>80623549
Catfish would be an easy sell. Dip catfish in some corn flour. Egg wash it. then dip again in yellow corn meal. Then deep fry it in melted butter or oil. And if you want to you can mix caijin seasoning with the corn meal. And you can combine the corn flour and corn meal into balls and deep fry those into hush puppies. You can serve fried catfish and hush puppies with some coleslaw (made with mayo), buttered corn on the cob, and some burbon.

>> No.80627978

>>80611647
I admit, that's a nice butt

>> No.80629602

>>80626779
are there salt water cat fish?

>> No.80630324

>>80629602
yeah, but apparently they dont taste too good

>> No.80631129

>>80630324
what's the taste comparable to?

>> No.80631711

>>80620385
I did, they're really tasty, not all that different from normal crabs in flavour, but it's nice you dont need to shell them.

>> No.80631815

>>80629602
I was thinking of fresh water catfish. Cod would be a decent salt water fish.

>> No.80631921

>>80620385
I lived in MD for a while and tried them multiple times. Not a fan. The shell is soft, sure, but its still there and in the way and annoying to chew through, even if the crab itself does taste good

>> No.80632258

Some edible warm water fish are baracuda, tuna, marlin, sea bream, snappers, moonfish, and a few others. And cod is a cold water fish.

>> No.80633454

I'm thinking about other shelfish in warm waters. I think it applies to Lorelei to. Not sure about currents. Clams and mussels would be good. Clam chowder is great.

>> No.80635395

hump

>> No.80636722

lib

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>> No.80641529

CLEAR

>> No.80641999

I think soft crabs can be a delicacy if you find a way to soften their shells even more when cooking. I'm unfamiliar with cooking soft crabs. As for digesting the shells I think chewing is necessary. Which gators might have a hard time chewing due to their teeth being sharp. They can have gizzards/gullets and strong stomach acids that digest bones and shells.

>> No.80644115

>>80641999
Yeah you do need to chew them a little bit, but that shouldn't give gators much trouble. I think they're setup to swallow prey whole a lot of the time.

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>> No.80647676

>>80638190
i like this tummy

>> No.80649685

bump

>> No.80649722

Page 10 bump.

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>> No.80653152

>>80641999
Yeah I don't think gators normally chew, its like a chomp and a swallow

>> No.80654409

>>80653152
If it's a crocodile then it's comp, twist, then swallow.

>> No.80656803

I wonder if teamates slaughter their animals by drowning them like gators and crocs do. Probably not due to water contamination.

>> No.80658881

>>80656803
they are a lot more modern the years of evolution

>> No.80659498

>>80658881
Sometimes you get a craving for freshly drowned duck.

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>> No.80662695

>You will never have Ina and Ollie lather you up in body wash using their butts.

>> No.80665409

*sniff*

>> No.80667614

>>80651587
Cooka da pizza

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>> No.80671576

*sniff*

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>> No.80672416

Pumice should be a neat stone to have. A smooth pumice is great for cleaning off callus skin. It's also an abrasive cleaner when ground down. It's also used as a draining stone. Which could be used in the orchards to hold enough irrigation water in the soil but not seal the water. Pumice also absorbs salts left behind via salanization on hot days (when water evaporates and leaves the minerals behind). It's also a lightweight rock for building and it can be used as a concrete ingredient.

>> No.80674727

uuu...

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wrote down some shit about the costal region, might add more to it later
- Along various parts of the parts of the costal wetlands and Temperate Rainforest are Local Fishermen/Gators
- Some of the areas include mini beaches aswell
- Endemic life include but not limited to
- mudcrabs
- catfish
- shrimp
- crawdads
- Cod
- Baracuda
- Fish mongers sell various sea food and shell fish to the local areas and even provide their goods to other outside areas
- Local businesses sell specialty dishes like beer battered cod with fries, sea food boils, tempura shrimp, deep fried soft shell crab burgers and more
- The costal area is also a pretty popular tourist area for their beaches and local cuisine which keeps the region's economy steady and able to thrive

>> No.80675789

>>80675253
wao!
>>80672416
pumice love!

>> No.80675888

>>80675253
>mudcrabs
oh man I know an archer that's gonna feel right at home

>> No.80678603

live

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>> No.80683032

Live again

>> No.80683993

Take a bump

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>> No.80687985

>>80687954
sex

>> No.80688274

>>80687985
sir thats a koyote

>> No.80688488

>>80688274
I want a pet stray dog.

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>>80688488

>> No.80689198

I might make the space baker's uniform a leotard with thigh high jet boots.

>> No.80689728

>>80689198
wao!

>> No.80690680

No dying yet

>> No.80692193

>>80690680
(1)

>> No.80692974

recharge time be safe!

>> No.80694118

/hfz/ keeps getting posters from wrong threads and even whole wrong boards. How do we reflect this in lore?

>> No.80694883

>>80694118
/hfz/ is a popular tourist spot? Which isn't something you can tell from how dead the thread is all the time, even during streams...

>> No.80695973

uuu

>> No.80696138

What would be good foods to sell in /hfz/? Assuming there's both stadium concesions and bars.

>> No.80697586

Did Joshu finish his assignment?

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>>80687954
this is how I'd imagine the femshu out could be like

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>> No.80700401

>>80696138
Stadium foods, for sure. Hot dogs, preferably sold by a guy walking around and yelling about glizzies.

>> No.80701437

>>80700401
How hot are your hot dogs?

>> No.80701924

>>80697935
femshu is so cute!

>> No.80704116

ded

>> No.80706737

>>80704116
we may not write but we will not die either! not 9 from the end!
not on the best day to buy koyolabo!

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>> No.80709305

I'm tried to make Jonny cakes in the skillet earlier. But the corn meal I got won't stick. So I have to mix it with flour. I got a good result. Needed to eat it with stawberry preserves. Next time I have to add more salt and figure out a good wheat to corn meal ratio on top of how much water to add. Though I might say fuck it and make cornbread pancakes next.

>> No.80709630

>>80709305
never heard of johnny cakes before but it looks like a pancake to me
os the only difference corn meal?

>> No.80710690

>>80709630
They're like bannock but made with corn. You're suppose to cook them on a campfire. They're survival food.

>> No.80711664

>>80710690
oh I see

>> No.80713080

will there be a thread for footy this week? or will we wait till Wednesday

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>> No.80715071

>>80713080
Oh right, that's tuesday. Hmm, not sure.

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bump
see everyone next week

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we made bump limit!
wao!
see you next time!

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See you anons

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