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>> No.80095186
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.80095248
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>> No.80095272

I hate my life so much!!

>> No.80095275 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.80095308
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>>80095275
SNIFFFFF

>> No.80095309
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>>80095272
Stop shitposting then, go do better things.

>> No.80095320

Gura world domination is inevitable. Also no baito the baitu, even if you know rhey're wrong.

>> No.80095340

>>80095089
Gura probably ignored that annoying leech because she's busy with the concert and Bijou assumed that she's not in Japan.

>> No.80095352

wait what's this about new figures?

>> No.80095363
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>> No.80095398
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I have a confession to make guys... I've masturbated to the boogie oogie soundpost like twice now.

>> No.80095427

>>80095340
You should like kys man

>> No.80095436

>>80095352
https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1809711197685514436

>> No.80095448
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My wife is a winner.

>> No.80095547
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>>80095398
Her short skirt is pretty erotic

>> No.80095626

>>80095340
He's lying FYI. All Biboo said was they'd have to be in Japan at the same time to go to the DMC store together. He's also assuming they're in contact and that Biboo knows where Gura is.

>> No.80095664

>>80095427
No my sister is ugly why would I kiss her.

>> No.80095707

>>80095547
What exactly is stopping Dudul from going rogue and releasing the stash?

>> No.80095717
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.80095757

>>80095707
Being ousted from a comfy spot for internet points sounds retarded bro

>> No.80095779

>>80095707
Burning the hololive bridge is not worth it.

>> No.80095790
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>>80095398
Understandable.

>> No.80095800
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Day 9! Give it up for day 9!

>> No.80095808

You're wearing a suit for Breaking Dimensions right? You're not gonna sully that high class venue with your pleb ugly ass tshirt and jeans are you?

>> No.80095900

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.80095932
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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.80095968

>>80095757
>>80095779
Do you really think that Gura won't hire him again if he posted her porn? That's silly, she follows and retweets plenty of artists who draw porn of her.

>> No.80095992

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>> No.80096054
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>>80095808
Can I wear a dress shirt, slacks and hapi?

>> No.80096055

>>80095968
Cover wouldn't allow it you moron.

>> No.80096058

>>80095626
She'd be in contact with at least Kiara and Kiara would tell her. Theres no possible other interpretation than Gura not being in Japan.

>> No.80096135
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>>80095992
It's not good to tell lies, anon.

>> No.80096166
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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>> No.80096167

>>80095968
I don't doubt it, but it's more of a hololive problem. Also, the other artists don't have an official connection to hololive.

>> No.80096267

>>80096058
Kiara has no obligation to tell Biboo that, and we've seen in the past members witholding the fact that Gura is in Japan. If you're not a shitposter you'll admit that no one knows where she really is. But since you're a shitposter you'll attempt to drag this out.

>> No.80096325

>>80096055
>>80096167
Why? Plenty of artists who work with Cover draw porn. Raden's papa for example

>> No.80096330
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>>80095992

>> No.80096424 [DELETED] 
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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.80096454
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https://streamable.com/manjor

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd;
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back.
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win, it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game.

>> No.80096499
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Can you guys slow down a little?

>> No.80096538

>>80096267
The point is that Gura would at least be in contact with Kiara if she was in Japan and Kiara would definitely tell her that Gura is in Japan if she was. There is no withholding information here. Gura just simply isn't in Japan.

>> No.80096557

>>80096267
I thought Gura goes to great lengths to obsfucate her travels/location. Not sure she'd appreciate someone "accidentally" revealing where she is or isn't.

>> No.80096640

>>80091374
He's wrong. Mori was actually the one that said she couldn't wait for anyone from myth to get to Japan, meaning that Gura wasn't there at the time. She said this during that one unhinged stream she did right before holofes during the time Gura ghosted us for 3 weeks and before showing up late to the collab and then heading off to Taiwan.
>>80090367
This.

>> No.80096660

I think gura should have a conceal carry permit

>> No.80096678

>>80096557
Exactly, that's why Kiara wouldn't tell Biboo Gura is in Japan

>> No.80096787

Hopefully gura has a gun to protect herself from the location curious people

>> No.80096897

>>80095968
>>80096325
Are you legit too much of a newfag to remember what happened to the original artist that was illustrating the hololive alternative manga?
>Raden's papa
The difference is that Raden's Papa doesn't draw adult illustrations of Raden.

>> No.80096917
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>>80096660
>>80096787
What gun would Gura carry?

>> No.80097055

>>80096917
For gura, a tiny pink ruger

>> No.80097124

>>80096917
Glock 10mm

>> No.80097144

>>80096917
A squirt gun.

>> No.80097209

>>80096917
She needs 10MM with bear rounds to take down ojisans.

>> No.80097302
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Gura doesn't need a gun, she's gaining magical powers.

>> No.80097471
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>>80096499
Just because of this I’m gonna go feisty-mode in here

>> No.80097554
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>>80097471
No you wont. Come back here.

>> No.80097560

>>80096917
Gura is more of a slingshot type a nigga if you catch my drift.

>> No.80097590

Stream doko?

Schedule doko?

Anything doko?

>> No.80097641
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>>80097554
Otay…

>> No.80097645
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Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.80097718
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>>80097645

>> No.80097777
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>>80097560
is this a /pol/ joke?

>> No.80097789

>>80092304
Me on top of her head with my cute hat.

>> No.80097857
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>>80096787
No offense, but are you a newfag?
The person last thread saying they didn't understand why people want streams so badly and calling people creepy stalkers for wishing she would tell us what was going on -- that was you too, right?

Are you here because of the Dodger's game? If so, welcome! I suggest asking for VOD recommendations if you're curious. There's a ton of great streams that new fans should watch, but everyone here has their own favorites.
She's really funny and cute. And her singing is great too! Eventually, you'll probably understand the answers to your questions if you stick around. I hope you enjoy being a chumbud if you decide to stay.

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>>80095932
samen

>> No.80098085

>>80097777
No that place became worse than /b/ like a decade

>> No.80098107

>>80097718
La basé

>> No.80098179

>>80097857
NTA but I was the one that posted why I didn't understand why anyone would want to watch women play vidya.
I watch Gura to goom so it's silly watching the autismos sperg out like they are.

>> No.80098203

>>80097590
bag

>> No.80098216

Soooooo no stream? Nothing? Ghosted again?

>> No.80098221

>>80097560
no way, even though women are depicted as great archers in fantasy, you actually need a bit of strength to use weapons like slingshots and bows effectively, maybe the sling you spin is different, I'm not sure

>> No.80098320
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Wife soon?

>> No.80098374

>>80098320
Yes, but not streaming or tweeting.

>> No.80098426
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>>80098085
I remember when /b/ was actually random and not some porn and hookup board.
>>80098179
Finally, a new larp.

>> No.80098440

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>> No.80098493
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For King and Cunny!

>> No.80098544
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>>80098426
Not sure how I'm larping but ogey. I'm not even saying anything negative about gobstopper.

>> No.80098576

I’m reading through berserk right now since I had it on hold. This magic arc feels a lot different to everything else before it

>> No.80098718

>>80098544
NTA, but of course you are. You're implying she has no worth as a streamer and is only good for masturbating to. It doesn't get much more insulting than that.

>> No.80098728
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>>80097471
Being feisty can get too exhausting for me.

>> No.80098744
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Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>> No.80098810
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The desire sensor realized I was about to quit and gave me two S-ranks in a row. I guess I'll keep playing for a little longer.

>> No.80098970

>>80098576
there is a fanmade anime in the works the trailer looked pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpdMcgbE2uY

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>>80098718
But isn't that what girls are for?

>> No.80099228
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Stop being mean to my daughterwife.

>> No.80099275
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Kiara said Gura's going to stream EDF6 at least once and that they're probably going to do a stream together after they all do their own individual EDF6 streams.
So the next time we'll see or hear anything from Gura will probably be in 11-18 days depending whether they get early copies or not.

>> No.80099326

>>80099228
She should stop ghosting me first

>> No.80099368

>not becoming a ghost shrimp
Retards

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>>80099326
You’ve never been ghosted by a girl in your whole life fag.

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>>80099228

>> No.80099423

>>80099368
I had those guys in an axolotl tank I used to keep. He ate them all

>> No.80099438
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Realistically, how many pairs of pants do you think Gura actually owns?

>> No.80099444

>>80099275
Actually, let me revise that to 15-18 days.
holos almost never promote collabs more than 3 days ahead of when the collab comes out.

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>>80099423

>> No.80099499 [DELETED] 

>>80099444
Check em.
Hope you weren't looking forward to seeing her anytime soon.

>> No.80099507
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I just saw some "gameplay" of edf 6. It looks like a kusoge...

>> No.80099543

>>80099438
Not counting leggings, jeggings, yoga pants, etc. 7.

>> No.80099591

>>80099438
I dunno but for some reason I want to goom

>> No.80099599

>>80099507
That's correct. EDF has always been a kamikusoge.

>> No.80099624

Stream......?

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>>80099438
Gura has more skirts than pants I bet
>>80099275
Timestamp?

>> No.80099692

S-spoon…?

>> No.80099710

>>80099599
Is it really one of those? Can you sell me on it?

>> No.80099763

>>80099444
>>80099499
Damn. Double check em.
Guaranteed not a single word from Gura for weeks.

>> No.80099846

>>80099710
EDF games have absurd amounts of content rivaling Monster Hunter.

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>> No.80099902

>>80099683
Kiara stream back when it was announced. Would've been more than a month ago.
Sorry, I don't have a timestamp, but I'm sure someone else here does.

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>>80099846
Will I spend hundreds of hours on it like in MH?

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>>80099927
Mayhaps

>> No.80100023

>>80099927
Yes and much like MonHun the appeal is rooted in co-op with friends. ALTHOUGH, unlike MonHun, learning each class is encouraged.

>> No.80100043

>>80099438
at least one pair of chocolate stained sweatpants

>> No.80100128

Saying oh it's better with friends stopped me from playing monhun for years and it turns out I like the game, fuck coop pushers.

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>>80100023
I'm too much of a sperg to play co-op... I have like a 1000 hours in MW world and only a couple of them were in co-op

>> No.80100343

>>80099275
>>80099444
>>80099499
>>80099763
>>80099902
Gura definitely isn't beating the 'she doesn't give a shit about her fans or streaming' allegations by only streaming around times she's obligated to.

>> No.80100359

>>80099710
There are like hundreds of different weapons and missile launchers and stuff.
And one of the classes can call down vehichles and mechs.
It's like a helldivers crossed with old 50's monster/alien/kaiju movies you play with your friends where you keep upgrading your stuff and unlocking new stuff while battling aliens and bugs and godzilla and motherships. It doesn't take itself seriously.
Some of the weapons are silly like a giant missile that flies at like 5 mph in the air and everyone in your group laughs at you for choosing such a shit loadout.

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>>80100186
I used to be that way, but I forced myself to play coop and use the mic to get over social anxiety. It's way more fun once you get used to it.

>> No.80100552

>>80100437
I'm conscious of my accent since I'm not American

>> No.80100959

>>80100552
any person worth playing with won't care. one of my friends has a pretty heavy accent

>> No.80101020
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I just goomed.

>> No.80101072

>>80101020
Based

>> No.80101213

>>80101020
Proof?

>> No.80101245

>>80101020
to gura, right? you wouldn't goom to shion would you?

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>>80100552
If it makes you feel better mister, I also am too nervous to play coop with people.

>> No.80101384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGj0xMWReQM

>> No.80101652

>>80100552
Most people seriously don't care as long as you don't act like an ass. The worst that could happen is someone says "do not redeem!" if you sound like a pajeet or something. I guess it depends what your accent is, but usually people giving you shit for it like that is just a test to see if you're unstable and not worth hanging out with.

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>>80101384
I'm in this

>> No.80101850

We really aren't going to see her until the end of the month, are we?

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>>80101808
what a coincidence, so am I

>> No.80101961

I'm really never going to stop loving Gura am I?

>> No.80102029

>>80101652
does not talking anymore but not leaving mean i failed the test that's what I usually do

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>>80101808
Hey, me too!

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>>80101808
same desu

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>>80101808
Me too, I'm all the chumbies chanting and singing the chorus in fact

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fatty pig fatty

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>>80101245
Of course.

>> No.80102712
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look at all those chumbabooeys
https://x.com/momochiiipe4rls/status/1809739436265234938

>> No.80102726

>>80101245
Gooming to things Gura gooms to is just as good as gooming to Gura.

>> No.80102762
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would gura want to lick your toes?

>> No.80102774

>>80102712
ya go

>> No.80102827
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What is Gura doing?

>> No.80102849

>>80102762
no... im sorry gura my feet are definitely not up to your standards

>> No.80102962

>>80102827
Eating the cookie crumbs off of Ame's lap like a good friend should

>> No.80103166

>>80102762
My toes are too manly and hairy for her.

>> No.80103455
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>>80102762
Probably not, I have gross man feet.

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>>80102827
me

>> No.80103658

>>80103455
I have a bunch of these goobs so I need to put them in a folder but I don’t know what to title it. I’m thinking “melon” for melon head.

>> No.80103796

>>80102762
no, I'm not a cute female and my feet are calloused from walking a lot and walking barefoot at home for most of my life

>> No.80103914

Gura really is a huge faggot isn't she?

>> No.80103956
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>>80103649
hi ame

>> No.80104216

>>80103914
What's the gayest thing she's done?

>> No.80104442

>>80104216
me

>> No.80104548
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80104548

I eated an ice cream

>> No.80104625
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>>80104216
she ate out ina live on stream during an off collab
also she said something about having girl crushes in school

>> No.80104699

>>80104216
no she is a smol and cute faggot

>> No.80104845
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80104845

Would Gura still love me if I was a worm?

>> No.80104887

>>80104216
seriously I'm getting tired of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

>> No.80105018
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80105018

>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre
Also Ame just accept her advances already, you tsundere cunt!

>> No.80105109

>>80104887
You'll never have enough money for sex reassignment surgery. KYS!

>> No.80105140
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>>80104887
Ah shit, I'm sorry I posted it right after you.

>> No.80105274

>>80105109
lurk more

>> No.80105313
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>>80104548
What does this taste like?

>> No.80105418

>>80105313
smug

>> No.80105571
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Im eating leftover brats from the other day

>> No.80105756
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80105756

My computer speakers produce faint audio even when my computer is turned off. It’s some local radio broadcast it’s picking up. I can hear the commercials and everything.

>> No.80105864

>>80105140
Never apologize for synchronicities. They are a miracle from the divine gooba, gracing us with her presence.

>> No.80105979
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>>80105571
Like bratwursts or bratty children?

>> No.80106005

>>80105571
T u T

>> No.80106154

>>80105756
I once had speakers that would pick up cell signals from my phone. I'd know a call was coming before my phone would ring.

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>>80105979
Bratwursts, I didn't even think about that while typing up that post heh.

>> No.80106170

>>80105756
my speakers hum faintly even when my PC is turned off, it makes it harder for me to sleep, so I always unplug them when I got to bed. sometimes the humming gets louder then I pick it up and gently smash it on my desk, it usually goes away after that

>> No.80106216

>>80105756
I had a guitar amp that used to do that when the cable was sitting on the ground in just the right way.

>> No.80106324

Accidentally talked about Vtubers too much at work because of the dodgers collab and a coworker said he knows someone "obsessed with gura" and is gonna set us up. Is he making fun of me or have I made it ?

>> No.80106387
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>>80106324
congrats on your potential fembud chumbie

>> No.80106453

>>80105756
my computer doesn't have speakers because why? but my headphones talk to me in my sleep

>> No.80106625

>>80106453
nta, but I use speakers because using headphones for too long makes my head hurt

>> No.80106650
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80106650

>>80106165
It didn't help that you posted a schoolgirl gooba image wearing one of those iconic red backpacks with it. It's just funny.

>> No.80106777

>>80106324
I listen to her playlists out loud at work and have printed out various cute photos of her and pinned them in random spots around my office/building and use a different fanart in my email signature every week but actually talking to a coworker about her as a conversation topic seems like an outrageous waste of time.

>> No.80106863

>>80106777
I aspire to be that open one day

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>>80106777
i kneel

>> No.80107638
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80107638

I have never talked about hololive with anyone in real life even once. No one even knows about the anime I watch, the video games I play, the dumb youtube videos I watch. I'm so terribly insecure and scared of intimacy.

>> No.80107648

>>80106777
based chumbie

>> No.80107684

If gura doesn't stream in the coming week im gonna step on her face with my bare feet after a long day of work

>> No.80107906

>>80107638
try making friends with weebs

>> No.80107970

>>80107906
Do not do this, open weebs are awful people.

>> No.80108044

>>80107638
I talked with my mom and best friend about her, my mom likes her and wanted me to order a daki for her when I showed her what it looked like

>> No.80108060
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80108060

I'm happy that Gura is my cute girlfriend.

>> No.80108085
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80108085

>>80106324
They were talking about me and I’m not female. Bite the pillow chumbie, I’m coming in dry.

>> No.80108096

>>80107970
openness is a sliding scale

>> No.80108141
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80108141

I'm happy that Gura is my cute wife.

>> No.80108162

>>80107638
I've had maybe one hololive conversation at work because it's not really something I bring up, though I do have no issues wearing hololive merch there. I've had quite a few hololive conversations at different cons and events though.

>> No.80108240
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>>80107906
I've had friends before, I just have a ton of trouble keeping them.

>> No.80108807
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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>> No.80108912
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>>80108044
>Anon's mom is snuggling a Gura body pillow to sleep every night
My wife is such a ladykiller

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>>80108240
Also I think a lot of people have some misunderstand that I'm an attractive, reliable man. Outside of my work and running errands mode I'm useless as shit. I have so few skills and talents apart from how I present myself to people. But people seem to love me.

>> No.80109878
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>>80109136
Fake it 'til you make it anon. What I've tried to do is make a mental list of deficiencies and of skills and knowledge that I should have yet lack, and slowly work at filling most of those gaps passively through constant low-intensity and uncritical exposure while dedicating the bulk of my focus and attention to one particular area of growth. Thanks to that approach, I've increased tremendously over the last few years - not like that's much of a boast or even meant as one, I'm still nowhere near where I honestly should be. But you know, baby steps

>> No.80110113
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80110113

You guys know that one commercial where it goes
>this is how we do it
…I really fucking hate that jingle..

>> No.80110154

>>80110113
Ye I hated that one too

>> No.80110216

>>80109136
sounds like me. i was good looking enough that despite having social anxiety and showing no talents or interests, guys would try to befriend me and girls had a crush on me. now that i actually want that it's hard

>> No.80110375

>>80106777
Talked to one of my managers who's like 65 who watched the game last night. He thought she was cute. I tried to hold back my powerlevel.

>> No.80110488
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80110488

My Gurandma.

>> No.80110580
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80110580

My Wife.

>> No.80110811
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>> No.80110913
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80110913

Alright so before we put ourselves into an existential crisis, lets just post cute goobas.
https://files.catbox.moe/tkfjwn.mp4

>> No.80110966
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>> No.80110967

>>80110811
TLDR It's mostly Dodgers fault for the merch issue though Cover could've negotiated for merch to be sold in the store instead.

>> No.80111119

>>80110811
I can't believe I read all of that to have this dude reiterate himself like 5 times, this could have been a single paragraph saying the Dodgers fucked up by being afraid to sell the merch in the actual stores.

>> No.80111201
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>>80110913

>> No.80111397

>>80111119
>>80110967
>Cover doesn't do a good job explaining how large a crowd Hololive will draw
>again
It's on both the dodgers and Cover. They knew AX was going on and they knew how many fans would be there. Absolutely no reason not to push more to let them know what kind of crowds to expect.

>> No.80111449

>>80110811
yeah hololive is always running out of stock and it's such a struggle to buy anything, not to mention high shipping a lot of times. i pity the stubborn folks who stayed in line instead of enjoying the game.

>> No.80111620
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80111620

>>80111201
I don't have webm thumbnails so I don't know what I'm posting.

>> No.80111649
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>>80110913
This performance is one of my favorites from her.

>> No.80111690

>>80110811
Normally I don't read this kind of thing but I did. I don't think this guy was lying. I'm happy I know what had gone on now. It would have been better had the made a public announcement on it. I hate how I was in line for hours way before the game started and never got me a shirt. Had I known this I would have watched the game like I normally do. Happy we one 8 to 5.

>> No.80111693

>>80111449
I stayed in line till 11:15.

>> No.80112188
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>>80111620

>> No.80112251
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>> No.80112877

So they are going to sell more merch right?

>> No.80112986
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>> No.80113055
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80113055

>> No.80113112
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80113112

Love Goobs. Simple as.

>> No.80113171

>>80112877
It seems like they didn't run out before fans got booted, so maybe

>> No.80113908
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>> No.80113981
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>> No.80114189

>>80112188
Time stamp. I know this is out of context and would like to know the full story but It was funny how you cut it like this so you win.

>> No.80114423

>>80113981
I'm not a huge amesame fag, but I think they should just get married to each other already.

>> No.80114610

>>80114189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivKr-2hdARY&t=9400s

>> No.80115115

>>80114610
Thank you.

>> No.80115309
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>>80114610
It's only slightly out of context. She knew what she was doing.

>> No.80115670
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80115670

I'm going to head out to the store and pick up some super spicy hummus before it closes

>> No.80115802
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80115802

Would Gura fight for democracy?

>> No.80115814
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80115814

>>80115670
Can you pick me up some Cokes?

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80115846

>>80115670
didn't you say it was too spicy last time?

>> No.80115892
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80115892

>>80115670
I want icecream

>> No.80116029

>>80113981
Ame is so cute and shy when it comes to Gurame’s secret romantic relationship and this shyness just makes Gura love her even more

>> No.80116252
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80116252

>>80115802
Nein

>> No.80116404 [SPOILER] 
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80116404

Here comes the Gantrithor!

>> No.80116598

>>80115892
Yeah it's hot

>> No.80116867

>>80116029
But why is Ame so tsundere to Gura...

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>>80096166

>> No.80117191
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>> No.80117276

>>80117191
fuck off retard

>> No.80117304

>>80117191
Every once in a while, this dude reacts to some random Gura content. Do the fleshstreamers fear Gura or something?

>> No.80117378

>>80117304
Asmon has a lot of vtuber fans in his chat. I think they're the ones submitting stuff for him to react to.

>> No.80117395

>>80117304
I thought It's viewers submitting stuff to react to

>> No.80117491

>>80117304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRGQWK77fmA&t=1401
Asmon is based dw

>> No.80118063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwrIpP6js2M

Here's my song proposal for Gura's next performance in Holofest.

>> No.80118118
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80118118

Are we all creepy perverts?

>> No.80118254
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80118254

>>80118118
for gura, ye

>> No.80118283
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80118283

I'd like to explore Gura's secret hole, if it's not too much trouble...

>> No.80118351

>>80118118
I think I am.

>> No.80118538
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80118538

>>80118283
Well it is. So you can’t.

>> No.80118917
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>>80118538
dang...

>> No.80118956

Gura is beginning her ascent into becoming a household brand.

>> No.80119013

>>80118956
I branded my pet Gura ages ago

>> No.80119098

>>80118956
Gura cereal sponsorship soon

>> No.80119233
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80119233

Ehh chumbies don't have friends? Poor guy lol!

>> No.80119378

>>80119233
I hope Shion returns soon.

>> No.80119450

Just saw the news about Gura singing in baseball stadium. Congratulation Hololive is moving up in the world.

>> No.80119503
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80119503

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>> No.80119508

>>80119378
don't worry, she's just "finding herself"

>> No.80119539
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80119539

Anyone knows the artist?

>> No.80120356
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80120356

>>80119539
Yeah yer mum huhaha.

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80120474

>>80114610
I still can't believe we got NTR'd by a fucking deadbeat...

>> No.80120681

>>80120474
that skull? ME

>> No.80120760
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80120760

Gonna buy this one. I don't have DesignCoco's figure because the price was too steep for me. I've already pre-ordered PUP Laplus and Shion figures to complete the gaki trio.

>> No.80120846

gura should do a Death Stranding watchalong

>> No.80121004

>>80120760
I get the feeling this one will be more expensive

>> No.80121110

>>80120760
so, will this be life sized?

>> No.80121147
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80121147

>>80121110
yeah

>> No.80121150
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80121150

This spicy hummus has a bit of a kick to it. Nice recommendation chumbie

>> No.80121152
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80121152

>too much caffeine
>irritable snappish retard
>not enough caffeine
>sleepy plus mild headache
this is really gay, chumbies

>> No.80121198

>>80121004
Probably not, and GSC tends to re-release popular figures. Also I live in the US, so the shipping would be less expensive.

>> No.80121208

>>80121152
stop drinking caffeine and the headaches stop

>> No.80121248

>>80121152
Stop drinking coffee all together. Hard mode no tea or any caffeine either.

>> No.80121287

>>80121147
will it be 7 times more expensive than the 1/7th?

>> No.80121303
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>> No.80121461
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>> No.80121780
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>> No.80121852
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80121852

>> No.80122005

>>80112188
Yeah, me.

>> No.80122019

>>80116867
Her tsundereness comes from her shyness

>> No.80122088
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80122088

Look at her go

>> No.80122133

>>80121303
My samewife is so cute

>> No.80122186

>>80121852
he needs to do a gura doujin already

>> No.80122212
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>> No.80122327
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80122327

>>80122088
Roomba drifting!

>> No.80122338

>>80120760
Man, my wallet us gonna be hurting when I get this and the fuwamoco figures. I hope its an alt costume like atlantean or something.

>> No.80122415

>>80122338
You'll have enough time to save some money, chumbie.

>> No.80122705

will cover let her have an atlantean figure?

>> No.80122823

>>80122705
They should if they know whats good for them. Holosummer figure WHEN?!?

>> No.80122847
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>>80122705
nyo~ default only

>> No.80123000
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I'd like to dine on Gura's tasty meats, among other things...

>> No.80123040
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>> No.80123053
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>>80123040
goob morning

>> No.80123091
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>>80123040
Oyasame

>> No.80123127
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>>80123053
It’s not morning

>> No.80123216

>>80123127
It's morning somewhere

>> No.80123231

>>80110811
Holy shit. He actually sounds genuinely empathetic and nice.
And it's refreshing to actually be spoken to like an adult and have it explained.
I never thought I'd say this, but good post reddit?

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>>80123216
Name 1 place then.

>> No.80123392

>>80120760
Ohhhhh, thats why the pop-up parade was Re-released for the THIRD Time now, lmao
This gwombus is really in-demand

>> No.80123443

>>80118118
>*Li touchí*

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>>80123040
sharkdreams

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>>80119233
I'm going to punish this faqing brat. She has a lot of nerve talking like that. She really isn't much better than Gura.

>> No.80123522

>>80123040
sleep tight buddy

>> No.80123538

>>80121150
Is it sabra?

>> No.80123545

>>80123340
It's 8 am in Amsterdam

>> No.80123559

>>80123516
she's not better than gura at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.80123574

>>80123340
Mars

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>>80123538
Ye

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Gura's card might be around the same price too

>> No.80124027

>>80123934
jesus. I need to get into scalping

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My tummy horts

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>>80124207

>> No.80124277

>>80124256
>>80124207
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.80124311

>>80124207
>>80124256
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.80124333

>>80124207
>>80124256
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.80124336

>>80124207
>>80124256
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.80124657

>>80124256
>>80124207
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.80124766

>>80124256
>>80124207
FEEL BETTER GURA

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>>80124256
Thank you, but I feel like I might frow up if I don't relax a little more. I should go to bed and sleep whatever ails me off.

>> No.80124843

>>80124768
Maybe actually throwing up might help?

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Big Fish is real.

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I really want a chilli cheese burrito

>> No.80125153

>>80123589
The supremely spicy one is pretty spicy. Good flavor.

>> No.80125160

>>80124207
>>80124768
I used to get tummy hort a lot, maybe once a month or so. It usually started in the afternoon and would become unbearable at night but then vanish by morning.
However, now I never get tummy hort. Not sure if it was stress-related or because I've had the habit of drinking a lot of fluids every day for years now.

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>>80125048
That sounds good.
I want one too now

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>>80124843
Throwing up can really help fix tummy horts, but I really don't like throwing up.

>> No.80125440

Gura needs to team up with Smith&Wesson to capture the other American pastime. I'd buy a revolver.

>> No.80125655

>>80123231
Yeah the workers were kinda being dicks. When they kicked us out they were surprised it was that easy. I think they expected resistance.

>> No.80125661

>>80125440
unlikely, because the jp fans can't buy them

>> No.80125778

>>80125440
It's more likely that she'll be on a cereal box for the other other American pastime. And she'd probably be more excited for that honestly.

>> No.80125776

>>80125661
Fuck em.

>> No.80125876

>>80125655
hololive fans are peaceful, our inhabitants kind

>> No.80126040

>>80125876
Priscilla was full of shit. The skeleton wheels are not peaceful nor kind.

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>>80123934
that's fuckin nuts
i used to sell sports cards on ebay
for reference, this is an autographed card of the NFL's biggest superstar containing a part of his game-worn jersey (and a multicolor patch at that, which is more valuable), and only 10 of this type of card are in existence
a regular plain card of Mahomes would go for $1-$10
and people are paying up to $2K for just a plain old card of Peko

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>> No.80126428

>>80126072
it's moments like these that I marvel at how tight the grip is, on the metaphorical hand that cover has on our balls
even with how jaded and cynical I've become to all this, I still bought that dumb fuckin sweater solely so I could wear it to fes if I actually get to go next year, paying Gura money for the privilege of paying more money for fes tickets
though with that said I think the scalpers are just really being cunts this time, I dunno how that stuff is gonna sell at that price

>> No.80126463

>>80125778
Lipton iced tea collab would be cool

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>>80126396

>> No.80126637

>>80126428
honestly i'm surprised cover isn't more aggressive
the earnings potential here is insane
i'm gonna buy some stonks

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>>80126637
Dino gura themepark

>> No.80126872

>>80126637
Universal Studios x Hololive

Imagine

>> No.80126966

>>80126637
Wish I could buy a tiny bit, but my broker Alpaca doesn't let you buy any international stocks.

>> No.80127059

>>80126823
>>80126872
with everything designed by theme park aficionado gura herself!

>>80126966
i use schwab (formerly TD ameritrade, it's free), i think they allow you to buy internationally

>> No.80127363

https://files.catbox.moe/wohsv4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xd5h8a.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tuk9sw.png

>> No.80127397

>>80127059
Man with all the money I've spent on merch and other hololive related things it might be worth throwing a few hundred bucks at their stocks if I can.

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>>80127363

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