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>these girls will still be pretending to be teenage anime girls 20 years from now

>> No.800116

>>800098
average age of hololive is 30 op.....

>> No.800125
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800125

>>800098
HoloMILF

>> No.800128

>>800098
Anime VAs have been doing that forever.

>> No.800130

There are 40+ year olds that voice lolis in japan, its only an issue for the americans

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>>800098
I have news for you, anon.

>> No.800164

>>800125
Dear God I'd fuck a 45 year old Coco
>>800144
and a 55 year old Korone, too

>> No.800195

>>800098
Most of the Holo JP girls are 25+
Holo EN is like 24-28

Never understood why they rag on Marine for being 27 when Botan, Lamy, Noel, Korone and Okayu are all either older or same age

>> No.800199
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>>800098
Search for "Hag" in the catalogue. There's literally an entire thread dedicated to people getting sexually aroused by the fact that some of them are women in their mid 30s acting like animu moeblobs.
Your thread will likely not get the effect you desire.

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>>800195
>Okayu
>he lacks the appropriate information

>> No.800223

>>800195
*47
my bad

>> No.800226

>>800098
Korone is in her early 30's already so

>> No.800253

>>800098
I think the only teenager is haachama unless she turned 20 recently

>> No.800263

And you will always be an adult man watching women older than you pretend to be girls younger than you

>> No.800271

>>800253
Shion is slightly younger than Haato.

>> No.800279

Pretending?

>> No.800281

>>800195
>Never understood why they rag on Marine for being 27
It's just because Senchou makes it easy. She insists that she's 17 because that's her character setting and yet she acts like a total baba.

>> No.800334

Don't tell OP about voice actors, it will literally blow his fucking mind.

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>>800098
will be?

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>>800263
Eh. Fuck it.

>> No.800572

>>800334
The original im@s VAs are like 30-40 and they still do concerts.

>> No.800647

>>800098
Most of them wont last another 2 years

>> No.800685
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>>800263
>Implying the entire situation doesn't make my dick rock hard

>> No.800792

>>800098
Is that not what vtubing is for? So that aging homely women can live the e-thot lifestyle?

>> No.800821

>>800098
I don't care, I'll still love my oshi when she's 53, I'll be in my late 40s so who cares

>> No.800851

>>800098
I’d be doing the same if it was making me 6 figures a year.

>> No.800858

>>800098
So just like half of the of the voice actresses in Japan?

>> No.801097

>>800223
How does 47 year old omen get involved with this?

>> No.801159

>>800098
>he doesn't wanna watch his oshi grow up over the years

>> No.801175

>>800098
It's called roleplaying.

>> No.801192

>>800098
Sorry to break the news. Most VAs are in their 30s

>> No.801194

>>800821
Anon this women are not gonna be doing this for more than 5 years. Do you seriously think someone like Gura wants to be doing this when she's 50.

>> No.801279

And I'll still be watching them.

>> No.801324

>>801097
They see the audition posts and audition

>> No.801384

>>801194
They won't want to do a lucrative job that takes little effort and doesn't rely on looks whatsoever for as long as they can? What are you smoking?

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>>800263
this is the way, anon

>> No.801398

>>800199
Not really, there's a reason Luna isn't posted there.

>> No.801534

>>801194
eh it's only 35 years away why not

>> No.801711

>>801384
At some point anime AIs gfs will replace vtubers.

>> No.801790
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>>801711
Are you telling me this Canadian bastard was right all along??

>> No.801866

>>801790
Anon the evolution of this has always lead to AI gfs. We went from streamers to vtubers and we will eventually have ai gfs. The driving force behind this is the need to feel loved by a women, in some way shape or form, in a world where less and less men are able to experience such a basic part of human existence. Plain and clear.

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>>800098
That's not so bad I remember there was some famous Japanese lady who was in her 50's that looked liked she was still in her mid 20's.

>> No.802070

>>801866
I felt these words.

>> No.802105

>>800263
Korone is only a year older than me, that's not wierd

>> No.802153
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802153

>>801866
>chuubas are vehicles to converting normies into transhumanists and AI proponents
based

>> No.802642

>"mmmmm bigger peepee"
>chat falls dead silent
sssg clover

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>>801866

>> No.803114

>>800263
maybe I should get into this hobby

>> No.803216

>>800195
They rag on Marine's CHARACTER. And only some of those you mentioned are older than her.

>> No.803547

>>800195
I don't know what's funniest about this post, the fact he got Marine's age wrong, the fact that over half of the other girls he mentioned are younger than her, or the fact that he's so confident about it

>> No.805297

>>800195
>Okayu
>older than Marine
anon, there's a reason Korone is called the HoloGroomer

>> No.805321

>>800098
There's one vtuber that won't be doing that.

>> No.805354

>>805297
Imagine being Okayu in and having to be all like "damn, Korone, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous old woman face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me."

>> No.805369

>>800098
Fucking hot

>> No.805434

>>800098
Botan barely counts. She's the epitome of maturity

>> No.805522
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>>805354
yeah
that's so fucking hot anon, can you write more?

>> No.805569

>>805297
>>805354
>Okayu had just entered middle school around the same time Korone had just graduated from the top university in Japan
You JUST KNOW what happened in that classroom after school...

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807979

>>800195
>Marine is 27
>The oldest
Fucking bullshit because we know for a FACT Rushia is at least around 29 or older because she was stupid enough to enter her real birthday and then poorly try to hide it.

>> No.808013

Pekora is 31

>> No.808350

>>800263
jokes on you nigger im 31

>> No.816791

>>807979
That was a 0 anon

>> No.819949

>>800263
I'm 37. I can have more fun listening to them play videogames than anything I could get from a 3D woman, provided they even exist out there now that the whole world is locked down because of the 'rona and all white men are evil.

>> No.820039

>>805522
watch True Lies if you want to know more.

>> No.823309

>>816791
And yet he was much closer to the truth than you are

>> No.824726

>>800098
>pretending
do you belieb?

>> No.824762

>>800098
>20 year's later
>Mori rapping about motherhood
Please, I need that now.

>> No.824847

>>801711
>Implying I am not bidding my time while those A.I. 2D GFs arrive by watching real women fake being 2D characters.

Anon, you are not based enough to see the bigger picture.

>> No.824891

>>801866
Weebs win in the end, can't wait for the big media to blame /vt/, AI gfs and chuubas for causing the collapse of birthrates around the world even when the problem is not the technology but the lack of a proper environment to function as a society in favor of securing comfort which is temporary anyways, just like the individual.

>> No.824914

>>808013
Nice!

>> No.824963

>>823309
>Rushia is 10 years older than me

Ripe enough!, LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>> No.825005

>>800098
A dog girl, a cat girl, an angel, a dragon, a shark girl, a time-travelling detective, a cute Eldritch horror, they don't actually exist.

>> No.825129

>>800098
>YES.png

>> No.825169

>>805297
>TFW Korone will never groom you since middle school to become her one and only perfect lover, all the way down in progression from videogames and household chores to eventual sexual positions with no intercourse that isn't foreplay and later, married life training to the point of her convincing you to propose to her as she is the only girl who can tolerate your tastes shaped by herself, only for you and her to have the craziest and most passionate love consuming sex in the first night of your post-wedding/honeymoon and live the rest of your life with sex and videogames.

>This means an Onee-san University student Korone never stole your first kiss as a pre-teen shy boy and then implied to you her vague major intentions of a relationship, this will never happen.

Why live?

>> No.825295

>>800263
and?

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825389

>>801711
Yeah, remember when they said we'll have flying cars in 2020?

>> No.825413

>>805569
Need a doujinshi of this

>> No.825447

>>801194
God I hope my oshi will still enjoy streaming for us even when she becomes an old hag.

>> No.825454

>>800098
>Miko is 34

Why are they so old holobros...

>> No.825463

>>800098
>anon demands his birth mommy makes his tendies and disposes of his cumrags while he sends more of her money to his virtual mommy of the exact same age
man, I didn't see this evolution coming

>> No.825508
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825508

>>825389
There's a real need for AI/robot GFs. Way more possible than flying cars with inceldom and incel related violence on the rise.

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825586

>>825508
And they won't satisfy because their AI will be sanitized like they keep doing with all their public AI experiments.

>> No.825617

>>825586
>they only sanitize reactively
>the first and final AI uprising will be a superintelligence trained by autists to genocide minorities and normalfags

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>>825586
Japan still reigns as kings of degeneracy to me. I wouldn't be surprised if there's already several waifu AI already being cooked up by super autists in their tiny, filthy hovels. They are actively replacing their workforce with robots. The next logical step is to replace their partners.

>> No.828367

>>800098

anon are you familiar with anime?

>> No.833728

>>825454
>Be young girl
>Spend your entire youth and a third of your healthy adult life to be an idol
>Training and auditioning to everything and everyone
>Fail miserably
>Still NEET even if qt
>But already reaching old hag level
>Try being a Virtual Youtuber
>Pays off
>Continue with neet lifestyle because you have secured money
>Become a demon king

Need more reasons?

>> No.835015

>>800263
ogey

>> No.835165

>>800263
Jokes on you nigga Haachama's the only girl in that whole fucking agency that's literally my age, 19.

>> No.835193

>>800281
https://youtu.be/3M0Fe4rPzyY?t=153

>> No.835299

>>835165
zoom zoom

>> No.835476

>>800098
>This one chick will somehow voice the buff male protagonist of an anime series that lasts for over 30 years into her 80s

>> No.835505

>>833728
Had to check who you were replying to, sounds just like Kiara's story...

>> No.835619

>>800098
Not seeing any problems here

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>>825169
i'm roping myself tonight, hoping for a better life next time....

>> No.842808

>>825169
I don't care about that just let me groom JC Okayu

>> No.843290

>>805569
yo WHAT

Is that really true?
That's hilarious

>> No.843330

Vtubers being a bit older just make me more comfortable watching them desu

>> No.843478

Every girl pretend to be younger, not only chuubas. And also gimme mommy vtuber to play retro games with

>> No.843503

>>835165
You will never be black

>> No.843602

>>825389
The difference is that their isn't a demand for flying cars

>> No.843833

>>800195
gura's no older than 23

>> No.843861

>>801884
she looks like fucking David Chang

>> No.843953

>>843290
reps.

As someone said in the thread, there is a reson for why Korone is called a groomer

>> No.844160

>>843953
I'm not demanding a thesis paper, dude. I was just asking a normal question.

The internet has ruined most of you people. Can't even have a normal conversation without spouting buzzwords.

>> No.844233

>>800098
Lot of the Niji "highschool" girls (original ones) are like fucking 30+ years old.

>> No.844258

>>843478
>also gimme mommy vtuber to play retro games with
literally korone

>> No.844317

>>844160
It is possible that the question that you asked may require breaking the rules of the board to answer. Prease undastand, and lurk more.

>> No.844441

>>844160
Yes anon, if the info is to be believed, Korone is like 10 years older than Okayu, and because they have know each other since before joining hololove, people often joke about Korone grooming her for years

>> No.844768

>>844441
That's kind of adorable... in a sort of criminal way.

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>>844768
you love to see it honestly

>> No.845393

>>844441
13 years, and as far as I can tell Okayu was already 19 when they first started interacting

>> No.847207

>>800263
Man I already know I'm a loser just let me have this one thing

>> No.848523

>>825454
Cynical take: They're experenced enough to know how to manipulate men to get what they want

Normie take: They're old enough to not be so self-absorbed and to actually have a personality

Take your pick. Either way, it's not surprising all the best holos are the older ones

>> No.848896

>>801866
>>802153
>>824891

https://www.ijcai.org/Proceedings/13/Papers/478.pdf
https://core.ac.uk/download/pdf/82449833.pdf
Yagoo and Korone are actually AI's

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849282

>>848896
add this one to the iceberg, boys

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Big fat knight tats

>> No.856140

>>800263
Marine is literally the same age as me.

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