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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

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Surely this thread will be better!

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I like to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY

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I love hime screams

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awa

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Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>> No.79724835

Pippa is cooking something nice for us, just wait and see

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Nini pcg. I love my hoochie mama

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Watch my pet Hime scream like the bitch she is.
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie

>> No.79724920

i wish i could see pippas bank account just to see all the useless shit she buys, shes 100% going to be broke in 5 years unless phase hires a financial advisor

>> No.79724921

>>79724841
sleep well, lil runatic

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I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Hime is doing a bito sleepover on twitch! Currently she's finally playing that zoomer pool empty space horror "game". You can throw rocks at her with channel points!
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie

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Why do we continually bake new bread, only to suffer.

>> No.79724977

Nasa is a pure seiso idol and I will not hear any slander against her.

>> No.79725024

watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

>> No.79725025

>>79724920
Hopefully she hasn't been writing off the useless stuff because the IRS will eventually audit her. They always catch eventually catch you.

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Michiru is having deep thots

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>>79724689
NOW (Literally right now)
Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | LIVE | Fujo Tierlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0oNhcD7trk
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | LIVE | Panty Party)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2L8Wkg19-4
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | LIVE | Bito Sleepover)
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie

SOON
Michiru Shisui (05:30UTC | 30m | Red Dead Redemption 2 - RP Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQ
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Ayase Yuu (06:00UTC | 1h | That's not my Neighbour)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkw
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 2h | Minecraft - Tekkit 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTM
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 2h | Minecraft - TGS)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 7h | Members Only: Sweets Gambling - Handcam (probably))
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Himemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 8h | Zatsu, Drinking)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bl-y9DquI

Notes:
>Memory is taking submissions for an advice stream this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/eq9gibkj40w89mt
>Pico is taking questions that she will ask 4 people https://forms.gle/rsHDZJ8jQKm5pA9W9 (For Minecraft or the video?)
>Clara is guerilla schedule until she returns home

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Panko, Ember, Dizzy, Saya & Hina

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>>79724940

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SEX Rabbit

>> No.79725079

>>79724423
Having sex would fix her virginity, yes, but she would be the same woman you see on stream.
Or worse, a nervous expectant mother version of herself.

>> No.79725105

>>79724835
Kill yourself

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>> No.79725149

>>79724920
Alternatively, marry a whale, by which I mean, me.

>> No.79725203

>>79725105
???

>> No.79725210

>>79725025
>Pippa's entire existence gets repossessed on stream
Think about the content.

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>>79725131
Dude what the fuck

>> No.79725234

Are any of you actually fluent in Japanese or do you just listen without understanding anything?

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>>79725131

>> No.79725275

>>79725210
kek

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Nice gaming! Panty game!

>> No.79725289

>>79725234
Not nearly fluent but I understand enough to get a pretty good gist of what's going on and Nasa's built in translator helps me figure out most of the rest.

>> No.79725317

>eimi's normal anime tierlist
>puts 90% of the content into the "haven't seen it" tier
>eimi's fujo tierlist
>still puts 90% of the content into the "haven't seen it" tier
this bitch is a complete FRAUD

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>>79725290
Nasa panties. Yum

>> No.79725364

>>79725203
You too

>> No.79725366
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>> No.79725405

>>79725325
FART

>> No.79725406

Have any other chuubas played panty party?

>> No.79725432

>>79725366
You have to stop, those proportions are getting silly

>> No.79725438

>>79725366
That's legit early deviantArt-tier.

>> No.79725453

Pico got a JP clip talking about how much she doesn't want males in phase connect (basado)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyFYfETIhY

>> No.79725476

>>79725234
No I'm schizophrenic so she just says what I want her to say.

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>>79725405

>> No.79725521

>>79725234
I don't really watch any JP. Sometime Yuu sometimes Nasa, but mostly it's too hard to tell what's going on, but the translator seems to be getting better.

>> No.79725550

>>79725432
>>79725438
I can definitely make her shorter and wider.

>> No.79725564

>>79725234
No but idk I feel I can get the context from years of watching Korone

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___ch

>> No.79725628

>>79725406
Rie wanted to get a panty "raid" review of all her kohais, but it was nixed. She'd play it with no problem

>> No.79725702

>>79725317
Most people here couldn't even name 5 anime, vtubing is not a hobby for real anime fans.

>> No.79725709

>>79725564
I think what draws me to Nasa is how much she reminds me of Korone. I'm not even really sure why their content, their voices, their general behaviors are completely different but the first time I watched Nasa I couldn't help but think I enjoyed her the same way I had enjoyed all the clips of Korone doing English only SMB runs.

>> No.79725817

>>79725453
>the fucking sound effects

>> No.79725829

>>79725628
I bet Rie probably gets at least half of her stream ideas turned down

>> No.79725840
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Once Beeko gets into Phase, everything will be alright.

>> No.79725856

>>79725840
anon....

>> No.79725862

>>79725550
Sometimes the question isn't "Can I do it?" but rather "Should I do it?"

>> No.79725899

>>79725862
I question myself that every time I open my mouth

>> No.79725905

[Eimi news] She doesn't eat any fast food

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>>79725550
Can you make her browner?

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Michell Beegun GANG
PULL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQ
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

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>>79725862
I had the shortstack tag on for that last one, I was honestly trying to make her look ridiculous.
Luckily for you, I can't make her much shorter without switching to a chibi style.

>> No.79725986

>>79725905
yeah right

>> No.79725994

>>79725905
doubt

>> No.79726065

>>79725234
i listen to chuubas to have a cute girl talk in the background
does it really matter whether i speak the language if i am not listening to them

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>>79725624

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>> No.79726147

>>79725550
Pregnant please and thanks

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Nasa game Jesus.

>> No.79726238

>>79725234
Nasa's cuteness is a force that transcends language.

>> No.79726280

>>79725234
Both Nasa and Michi's audience are 80%+ forever dekinai or "I know enough" (they know 20 words and read subs for the rest)

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Nigger

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>>79726301

>> No.79726338

the fuck is hime watching??????

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>>79726301

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>>79726301

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>>79726301

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>>79726301

>> No.79726398

>>79725982
That's probably pretty close to reality

>> No.79726422

>>79726301
yeah, me?

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>>79726301

>> No.79726461

She guys. Nasa just said it herself. Nasa is very seiso.

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>>79725951
yeah

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>>79726301

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>>79726422
Is that so

>> No.79726512

>>79726471
mommy

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>>79726461
I didn't hear nothin'

>> No.79726562

>mulch

>> No.79726561

this isn't the kind of sweating I thought was going to happen in a game called panty party

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Does this dork even realize how much morale she give to some of us to wake up every morning and do our best every single hour of the day?

>> No.79726581

Brainrot hime

>> No.79726613

>>79726461
>She guys

>> No.79726699

I just checked in on Michiru and it looks like she's playing RDR online with her male friends. Doesn't she know this is Phase Connect?

>> No.79726703

>>79726471
Built for intercrural

>> No.79726711

>>79726699
Stale setup.

>> No.79726759

>>79726699
She might've forgot you should let her know

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>>79726334

>> No.79726805

>>79726471
the pipigger was real all along

>> No.79726835

>>79726471
nigkin nigga

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>>79726481

>> No.79726863

There's nothing wrong with a vtuber having male friends.

>> No.79726913

as long as that male friend is all me

>> No.79726916

Mulch gang 4 lyfe

>> No.79726918

I don't know if i can do this Hime....

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>>79726512
>>79726703
>>79726805
>>79726835

>> No.79726941

>>79726863
Yeah, me.

>> No.79726977

>>79726938
Peeva

>> No.79727002

>>79726699
there's not many people who still play rdo. it was abandoned by rockstar long ago

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This started as a joke, but now I actually like brownkin.
Wtf.

>> No.79727078

What the heck is this Eimi tierlist

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Goodnight /pcg/

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>>79727100

>> No.79727123

>>79727100
Nini lil' hostage

>> No.79727152

>>79727100
sleep well, lil hostage

>> No.79727200

[Eimi news] she's on her knees for me

>> No.79727211

the mightiest pair of pantsu

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>> No.79727388

Kaneko Lumi

>> No.79727422

Laneko Kumi

>> No.79727438

Good lord that was Kino from start to finish.

>> No.79727450

>>79727035
well, that's because it just looks like Pippa with a tan, and not a barely sapient gorilla.

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CHAT?

>> No.79727463

>>79727100
nighty night hostage

>> No.79727464

>raids eimi instead of michi

>> No.79727481
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79727481

I promise this is the last one for now.

>> No.79727525

>>79727453
n

>> No.79727541

>checking out love hotels with my slutty girlfriend hime

>> No.79727550
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79727550

>>79727525
igger

>> No.79727559

>>79727464
I stand by nasa's dislike of the grindfest that is online rdr

>> No.79727579

>>79727481
try white/plat blonde hair. also stop posting these.

>> No.79727601

I need a wife

>> No.79727603

Kanelo Kumi

>> No.79727704

Thread smells of diapers.
Could the janny please change them

>> No.79727714

>>79727481
She is starting to look like a digitrade Digimon.
Also good god you're really in love with the loincloth shirt.

>> No.79727716

>>79727481
Hairstyle reminds me of Michiru.

>> No.79727737

How much porn does Eimi watch

>> No.79727754

>>79727737
Yes

>> No.79727759

I'm in a love hotel with Hime

>> No.79727780
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>>79727603

>> No.79727793

They should make a hate hotel where you can take a woman into a room and beat her

>> No.79727822

>>79727793
wtf dude

>> No.79727846

>>79727714
The pelvic curtain dress is pure sex.

>> No.79727860
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79727860

>>79727793
That's just Saudi Arabia!

>> No.79727871

>>79727793
That's just a BDSM themed room they all have those

>> No.79727884

>>79727860
kek

>> No.79727888

>This phase talent will peg you

>> No.79727902

>>79727793
Beating and raping anons in a hate hotel!

>> No.79727935

>>79727871
Not enough sobbing and screaming and "Not in front of the kids!"-ing for my taste

>> No.79727955
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79727955

>>79727888

>> No.79727979
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79727979

>>79727888
Pippa 100%

>> No.79727997

>>79727888
Me.

>> No.79728072
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79728072

>>79727122
>>79727123
>>79727152
>>79727463
Oyasumi
>>79727343
Goodnight Gumi

>> No.79728074

>>79727997
why would you do it?

>> No.79728092

>>79728074
To assert my dominance.

>> No.79728159

>please get a boyfriend

>> No.79728186

[Eimi news] She wants to fuck The Spy from TF2

>> No.79728268

Kevin should dox every single Invaders applicant like Vspo did but as a joke

>> No.79728297
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79728297

>> No.79728312
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>> No.79728344

https://youtu.be/CJ-R2SvR44Q

>> No.79728381

>>79728268
>Doxfag threadshiter already chomping at the bit
Kill yourself, holobronie.

>> No.79728443
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79728443

>>79728312

>> No.79728445

>>79728268
>>79728381
Interesting setup.

>> No.79728468

My shift at the mine starts soon

>> No.79728486
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79728486

Phase Connect pasta

>> No.79728488

>>79728312
I prefer stocking but respect this dragon's choice

>> No.79728501

>>79727579
White hair was an excellent suggestion.
https://files.catbox.moe/cs7eze.png

>> No.79728551

>>79728501
We kinda got a bunny of Theseus thing going on here

>> No.79728553

I hate it when Hime is cute

>> No.79728573
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79728573

>screaming in the dark
>brainrot while eating
>love hotel tour
>cute cat videos
What a nice date

>> No.79728612

>>79728501
>pippa's bangs
>michi's mane

>> No.79728624

>>79728486
Wemi

>> No.79728662
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>> No.79728719

>>79728553
Why? because she's a pervy fujo?
Adults can be cute. Hate your judgmental behavior.

>> No.79728722

>>79728662
kino

>> No.79728803

>>79728501
That's really nice

>> No.79728873
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79728873

I jorked and coomed too many time to ai pippa lewd today... there is a dull ache in my left nut, should I be concern?

>> No.79728907

>>79728873
twist it a couple times and the pain should start to fade

>> No.79728927

>>79728873
your balls are imploding

>> No.79728956

>>79728873
You gotta learn to edge it and pull back more.
Don't make this a contest

>> No.79728959

Someone watched the entire 5 hours of my stream today.

>> No.79728969

>>79728873
Gonna need a pic for a better diagnostic

>> No.79728991

>>79728873
If you have a UTI, ejaculation can invite the infection up in there. Don't do it.

>> No.79729016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEPyJ1mW3Lw

>> No.79729030

>>79728959
yeah, me

>> No.79729047

>>79728959
Michi?

>> No.79729077
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79729077

>wanted to wake up early for jelly
>am still awake for jelly
Gotta be honest, Chat. I should've blown my brains out at 17 like I intended to. None of this has been worth it.

>> No.79729078
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79729078

>>79728873
good bye bro

>> No.79729103

>>79728873
Anon, please take care of yourself.

>> No.79729129
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79729129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTM
GET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5
>GET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5
GET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5
>GET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5

>> No.79729128

Yuu is live by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkw

>> No.79729166

loomers
miiers

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79729182

>>79729077
awawawa

>> No.79729193 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.79729204

>>79728486
sometimes I wonder how para even lives

>> No.79729238

>Eimi's still live
I thought she said she wanted to go.

>> No.79729254

>>79728873
cant believe anon died from cooming, RIP

>> No.79729260

>>79729204
Phase ENEMY Jesus Christ is on her side, she even has a copy of the Bible on her desk at all times

>> No.79729271

>>79728486
that's just a blue cheese base for buffalo pasta dip

>> No.79729288

>>79728959
It was me

>> No.79729293

>>79728873
You'll be fine, hands off your cock for a few days tho

>> No.79729320

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

>> No.79729338

If I became a vtuber, should I do a debut stream even if I have no viewers?

>> No.79729357
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79729357

Hey come watch Jelly play minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTM

>> No.79729361

I'm going to gift Pippa a sonichu medallion next Offkai

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>>79729338
need to start somewhere

>> No.79729364

>>79729338
Just start streaming. You can do the stupid debut bait shit later if you ever get a fanbase.

>> No.79729369

>>79728873
Sounds like you're firing blanks. You'll still get fluid from your prostate, but your testicles are probably dry.
Give it a rest.

>> No.79729377

>>79729238
Her outros can take up to an hour and half.

>> No.79729393

>>79729338
Do an introductory video, debuts are for corpos

>> No.79729402

>>79729338
Upload skits/story content. V&U had semi-decent success with that and it's really the origins of vtubing before Nijisanji made it a streamer thing.

>> No.79729416

>>79729338
>buy an ad
>shill yourself on /vt/ and point to the ad if anyone questions you
>posit yourself as a phase friend
>be in the dms and tweets of all the vtubers you want to leech off of

>> No.79729417

>>79729338
What's the point

>> No.79729433

I still feel like Eimi isn't entirely sure what she's doing or why it works.

>> No.79729458

>>79729338
do it but act like there are people watching. react to air comments and everything

>> No.79729472
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I wonder if Michi's parents are concerning.

>> No.79729481
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[ERROR]

>>79729417
>What's the point
>We're all gonna die in the ned.

>> No.79729487

>>79729416
I feel like this is a bad thing to do....

>> No.79729525

>>79729433
Crazy genius behind it.

>> No.79729539

>>79729338
a debut's only real purpose is to serve as a dictionary entry. make a 10 minute video where you dryly go over the normal debut stuff in a powerpoint and upload it after your first week with no fanfare

>> No.79729545

>>79729338
Make a video introduction with a naked dogeza or something

>> No.79729550

>>79729433
that's the best kind of content

>> No.79729558

>>79729238
It's like saying goodbye at a family party.

>> No.79729565

Why do so many vtubers follow a literal porn actor?
https://x.com/CovfefeChan/status/1807927497100779872

>> No.79729566
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79729566

PET RABBIT HATE. I FUCKING HATE PET RABBITS

>> No.79729591

>>79729565
Why do so many /vt/ users have en encyclopedic knowledge of cancelable Twitter users?

>> No.79729602
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>>79729565
>neither Jelly or Moon Jelly follow this hoe
stay winning Starknights

>> No.79729607

I hate eimi brain root so much I can't stand this low effort shit but I'm still watching

>> No.79729622

>>79729472
what parents?

>> No.79729625

>>79729565
Worthless women who's only value is sex latched onto vtubing to attempt a new start like a blown out whore at 30 in a Protestant church pretending to be a tradwife.

>> No.79729646

>>79729565
I'm not reading all that

>> No.79729658

>>79729487
If you are a 0 view then I will groom you and you will become my boywife.

>> No.79729675

>>79729565
>Like if I never made an effort to talk to my friends they would just forget about me.
yeah haha imagine that ever happening in your life haha
ha
I've already accepted that I'm going to die alone. Not just tfwnogf, I'll never have a single friend either, neither in real life nor on the internet.

>> No.79729678

>>79729602
Our Jerry is wholesome. Most seiso coffee salesman.

>> No.79729682

>>79729646
Its surprisingly relatable but its hard to feel genuine when she literally sells her tits and ass. Basically shes talking about how she has no friends, feels like and outsider, and pushes away people nice to her out of fear.

>> No.79729684

Pico is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nUOB9B1hLY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nUOB9B1hLY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nUOB9B1hLY

>> No.79729688

>>79729675
You have us (:

>> No.79729724

>>79729565
i'm not reading all that, congrats, sorry that happened

>> No.79729729

>>79729625
>he says in a thread full of worthless men obsessed with jacking off to cartoon women that will never love them

>> No.79729736

The maids all hate their customers want to kill them

>> No.79729774

>>79729736
Not really. Like all service jobs it's a performance. Some people you hate, some you really like.

>> No.79729776

>>79729729
>worthless men
speak for yourself buddy

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[jerry news]

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79729817

jell...

>> No.79729820

>>79729729
Stop gooning

>> No.79729833

>>79725234
Michiru talks slowly enough with simple words so I use her to help in language learning.

>> No.79729853

>>79725234
Somewhat I guess I can definitely get N3 if I took it and maybe N2 on a good day

>> No.79729865
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I will marry her and put a baby inside her

>> No.79729881

>>79729817
Madoka is now as old as Cowboy Bebop was when Madoka came out.

>> No.79729893

>>79729817
hagjellyhagjellyhagjellyhagjelly

>> No.79729921

>>79729865
How are you gonna fit a baby inside her? Sounds painful

>> No.79729928

>>79729865
>passing on her inferior genes

>> No.79729939

>>79729881
that can't be right, madoka started airing right after I graduated

>> No.79729994
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79729994

>>79729625
>who's

>> No.79730049
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79730049

>tired from holding a switch for an hour
Jelly.

>> No.79730065

Did Clara say when she's coming back?

>> No.79730072

Sony will pay for destroying the Vita for absolutely no reason.
Literally the best handheld console since the GBC and arguably the last one to deserve the title.

>> No.79730091

>>79730072
I bought the vita on release

>> No.79730116
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79730116

>>79730049
she's so weak its cute

>> No.79730119

>>79730065
when I let her

>> No.79730140

>>79729881
Dam Cowboy Bebop is order than me, I remember my dad watching it with me as a kid

>> No.79730141

>>79730119
Well hurry the fuck up

>> No.79730144

do the phase connects personally sign all their merch by hand like giri is doing?

>> No.79730170

>>79730144
No they just piss on them

>> No.79730180

>tfw no tiny weak womanlet autistic jelly wife

>> No.79730211
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>>79730180

>> No.79730221

>>79730140
Wtf Cowboy Bebop came out in the states when I was like in high school are you like 10 years old????

>> No.79730231

Holy fuck I'm dying from that water slide part.

>> No.79730237

Hotwife Jelly.

>> No.79730239

muscle jerry...

>> No.79730260

>>79730237
Shut up nigger

>> No.79730265

>>79730065
I didn't hear any specific date. Before her break, Airi mentioned that KA-CHING!! UP would be coming back on July 21st, which means Clara would not be available for the show before that one which would be July 7th. This means Clara should return after the 7th and surely by the 21st.

>> No.79730266

AIbro, /r/equesting Jacked Jelly.

>> No.79730267

>>79730231
That chick almost got launched. Her ass must of had a massive bruise the next day

>> No.79730290

>>79730231
Bitch nearly got launched over the edge like a toboggan accident

>> No.79730333

AIbro, /r/equesting hotwife Jelly looking smugly at the viewer as she mounts another man.

>> No.79730344

https://youtu.be/uD2cGWdPyG4?t=762

>> No.79730345

>Jelly calling 110 pounds fat
Based. Fuck the fatties.

>> No.79730353
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79730353

>>79730221
Ojisan...

>> No.79730387
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79730387

https://jiggie.fun/YRgHWG

>> No.79730393
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79730393

>>79729928
My superior white genes will cancel out any debuffs

>> No.79730400

>>79730345
Add on 30 more pounds and that's Yuu's weight

>> No.79730404

ameribros...

>> No.79730418

>>79730345
>i'm 128 lb
its over

>> No.79730434

>>79729565
>Pretending to be shocked and appalled as he advertises his side-oshi

>> No.79730436

>>79730221
USA was late to anime

>> No.79730448

>>79730393
>superior white genes
>superior
If you're /here/ then chances are you're a low quality subhuman no matter what race you are

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79730469

>>79729865
https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

>> No.79730486

>>79730393
hapas are the most mentally unstable half-breed

>> No.79730489

>>79730393
Google sinicization. Any children made with Uruka will be Chinese.

>> No.79730496

>Jerry has tummy fat

>> No.79730500

jerry's squishy tummy...

>> No.79730513
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79730513

>Jelly is ~140cm/4'7" tall
>she thinks 50kg/110lbs is mega fat for her size
I M A G I N E

>> No.79730523

>>79730448
It's not my fault that I was poisoned since I was a child.
In an ideal society with ideal nutrition I'd have been an alpha Gigachad.

>> No.79730526
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79730526

So this applies to Jelly as well then
Wonderous

>> No.79730527

Harapan Jelly

>> No.79730539

>>79730434
Or perhaps they looked at her profile because Pippa replied to her????????

>> No.79730541

>>79730400
Yuu is also taller than the average /pcg/ poster

>> No.79730545
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79730545

>>79730486
Not really. The problem ones aren't with whites. St. Rodger of Isla Vista was half jew.

>> No.79730551

>>79730116
Get those tits off my Jelly, you philistine.

>> No.79730623

>>79730513
Damn, I could just carry her back home when she's walking in public

>> No.79730633

I'm having trouble loading these catbox files you guys are posting, is it something wrong on my side?

>> No.79730704

>>79730623
Why would you want to bring a pale sickly brown autistic child home

>> No.79730722

[Jelly news] She eats one meal a day and thinks she gets enough nutrition.

>> No.79730737

>>79730469
wife.

>> No.79730745

Pippa is an atheist and a virgin.

>> No.79730750
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79730750

bee bee

>> No.79730751

>>79730722
CICO.

>> No.79730769

>>79730722
You can if it's a good meal with plenty of meat and you have some supplements too.

>> No.79730776

>>79730722
You can have 1 big meal to have all the nutrients dummy. You don't have to split meals into 3

>> No.79730780

>>79730745
Curious preparation.

>> No.79730809

>>79730745
>Virgin
Anon, I....

>> No.79730841

>>79730704
The other autistic child I brought home needs friends

>> No.79730938

sex with vtubers

>> No.79730950

>>79730418
male?

>> No.79730967

friendship with sextubers

>> No.79730971
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79730971

>>79730938

>> No.79730972

>>79730344
heh

>> No.79730991

>>79728501
>seemingly missing vae
>no adetailer for the eyes
remedy this

>> No.79730992

>>79730776
The average man is recommended 2500kcal a day I'm not eating that in one sitting.

>> No.79731018 [DELETED] 

>>79730809
Watch the fillian collab, thread watcher

>> No.79731056

>>79730992
>2500kcal
way too much for the average male of today
1800kcal is more like it
and 1200 for a female

>> No.79731078

>>79731018
...

>> No.79731083
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79731083

>>79730992
>2500k

>> No.79731092

>>79730971
>implying she would allow you to not get her pregnant

>> No.79731107

>>79731056
>1800
Sedentary fucker. 10ma will never cast her lusty gaze upon you with macros like that.

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79731117

>>79730992
>The average man is recommended 2500kcal a day

>> No.79731119

>>79731056
1800 if you're lanky stickman motherfucker that doesn't move off their chair then maybe

>> No.79731120

>>79731018
>Watch the fillian collab
NTA but I'd rather gouge my ears out with a rusty fork

>> No.79731139

>>79730992
>2500kcal
I'm bad at estimation, how much would that be in meal size?

>> No.79731141

>>79731056
>>79731083
Sure if you are like 5'7" and don't do any physical activity

>> No.79731151

>>79730992
This is a bad example but a milkshake can reach over 1k kcal easy. It's not that hard to make 1 meal with all the nutrients you need in a day.

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>>79730992
The recommended is an average from a self report survey asking people what they ate in a day.

>> No.79731175

>>79731119
Women like twinks nowadays

>> No.79731192

>>79730992
no it's not it's between 1800 and 2500 but it depends on height, mass, and activity lvl
>>79731139
2.2 big mac menus https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/meal/big-mac-meal.html

>> No.79731221

>jigs are girly
jiggers anything to say for yourselves?

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>>79730448
Quite contrary, I am a generally stable individual. On the surface there would be no indication that I would dredge through places like this. However, it is fun to be /here/, so here I am.

>>79730486
I don't believe that nonsense
>b-but muh science!
Not relevant, I have yellow fever.

>>79730489
Most importantly they will be our children and we will raise them together, anon.

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>> No.79731249

>>79731141
i'm 180cm and 80kg and was eating 2600kcal when bulking

>> No.79731271

>>79731239
FAT FUCK

>> No.79731287

>>79731119
Anon. You forget where you are. 99% of /here/ are fat fucks or skeletons

>> No.79731322

>>79731228
Your kin will speak Chinese season food with onions sauce and play mahjong

>> No.79731325

how do I lose weight if I'm constantly sleep deprived?

>> No.79731336

>>79731107
I do work out dumbass
I was countering his argument for the intake of an average man
the average man of today is sedentary

>> No.79731351

>>79731325
Eat less lardass

>> No.79731352

>>79731325
Stop eating

>> No.79731353

I cant help but smile when remembering meeting chuubas at offkai :D

>> No.79731368

>>79731351
>>79731352
I barely eat and I'm still gaining weight from not sleeping.

>> No.79731374

>>79731325
Eat less. Drink water. Sleep more.

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Why does she claim she's exit only when she's constantly begging to be railed up the ass?

>> No.79731391

>>79730387
"anons"?

>> No.79731406

>>79731239
imagine kicking it like a football

>> No.79731408

This isn't/fit/.

>> No.79731409

>>79730992
This explains the offcai pictures

>> No.79731422

>>79730539
Because Pippa is a paragon of morality!

>> No.79731432

>>79731336
Post glutes.

>> No.79731433

>>79731368
"I barely eat except the large bottle of coke I chug everyday"
You think the sleep demons are beaming nutrients into your body or something? Eat less.

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>>79730387

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>>79731271
>>79731406
Rude

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>>79731325
This is what i'm doing right now, but i'm also going to gym 2h per day 6 days per week
https://www.musclehacking.com/calorie-calculator/

>> No.79731460

>>79731432
no way liker

>> No.79731465

>>79731377
Rapebait

>> No.79731476

>>79731391
Yes, anons.

>> No.79731482

>>79731377
MATING PRESS

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>>79731408
We have a higher calling than mere fitness.

>> No.79731515

If you have to count calories then you're already failing at being healthy

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Getting sick of conventions ngl

>> No.79731534

>>79731368
>I barely eat
>still gaining weight
you are either a liar or have a brain tumor.
what do you typically eat in a day?

>> No.79731554

>>79731515
says the fattie stuffing his face with big macs and chugging 2l of coke per day

>> No.79731562

>>79731436
jigging is dumb but the time lapse is kinda neat

>> No.79731572

>>79731515
Show abs. Show biceps.

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>> No.79731578

>>79731554
Coke can be 0 calories if it's diet

>> No.79731581

>>79731476
Anonymity isn't enough for you, you have to force us to be just the same thing

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>> No.79731592

Just sexercise more

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>>79731574
>>79731520
yoink

>> No.79731598

IMPREGNATE JELLY

>> No.79731608

>>79731562
You're too dumb to fit pieces of a picture together?
Ppsh

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>>79731554
>>79731572
Get fucked retards

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>>79731598
If that's what she wants

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This is all jerry's fault. I hatelove you. Jerry!

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>> No.79731654

>>79731592
Yeah bro just run for an hour and burn 300 calories which is the equivalent of not eating a cookie

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>>79731615

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>> No.79731674

>>79731608
I just think its boring and annoying.

>> No.79731682

>>79731669
that's retarded

>> No.79731688

>>79731672
Stop posting pictures of Clara, you're making people sad.

>> No.79731712

Reminder that women don't like muscular men more than some emo twink.
Tenma is just larping.

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>>79731644
Yoink!

>> No.79731747

>>79731712
Tenma is a goonette with a particular fetish

>> No.79731755

>>79731712
Women want firm muscles but a slim body so aim for a low fat percentage with low bmi

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>>79731228
>Yellow Fever
Based

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>>79731654
Nah, I prefer hours long sex sessions

>> No.79731778

>>79731712
Most women like dad bods because it's what their dad had and what the associate with masculinity

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>>79731688
Whattaya mean!? That's Dizzy

>> No.79731787

>>79731712
You lift for yourself.
Also women who like twinks past 23 are on birth control.

>> No.79731789

>>79731325
Stop drinking soda while you're eating meat or better yet, stop drinking soda in general. The combination of sugar, caffeine, and meat causes food energy confusion in your brain. Stress can also be a big factor in how your body processes your energy intake. Outside of the diet, buy some weights and save enough money for an exercise bike so you can exercise while watching your oshi.

>> No.79731802

>>79731789
>The combination of sugar
there's no sugar tho

>> No.79731804

>>79731654
I can burn 600 cal during an hour on a cross trainer, it's

>> No.79731811

>>79731712
don't care, I wanna look like Goku

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>>79731533
I've never been to any convention of any kind related to anime/gaming or anything that would otherwise be characterized as geek culture. Anything I should be aware of if I check out a con? Most of them seem to just sell overpriced merch.

>> No.79731823

>>79731811
Ok Pablo, you might end up looking a bit darker though

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>>79731787

>> No.79731841

>>79731802
just stop drinking soda and drink water or are you one of those americans who cant drink water without corn syrup?

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>> No.79731855

>>79731814
Oh I just hate them because the girls keep taking time off for them, idk anything about them

>> No.79731862

>>79731763
Its all Phase Connect's fault
They did this to me!

>> No.79731870

>>79731841
I can't digest food without carbonation

>> No.79731874

>>79731712
Women like the muscle but hate the physique, which makes it almost impossible to meet that demand.

>> No.79731880

>>79731823
I'm white

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>>79731880
>I'm white

>> No.79731921

>>79731804
Ok now imagine I'm a fat fuck who wore an uoh shirt to Offkai and is currently getting clowned on for looking like shit should I work on eating less or exercising more first

>> No.79731932

>>79731904
I have posted my pale ass hand multiple times

>> No.79731943

>>79731880
Hello Mr White, please stop lying. Its clearly SEA hours so unless you're just a night owl, I suggest you post skin.

>> No.79731949

>>79731932
>I have posted my pale ass multiple times
I'm sure you have

>> No.79731955

>>79731814
NTA butt, you'll have way more fun if you have friends/a group to keep you vibin'. Otherwise it's a lot of down time and walking around aimlessly. So hit up your oshi's Discord or whatever and find a squad to roll with.

>> No.79731980

>>79731880
>Walter, put your Pippa away, Walter. Im not watching the yabbit, Walter

>> No.79731984

>>79731811
I'm aiming to be like Baki

>> No.79732003

>>79731712
This is bullshit, I have a twink/swimmer bod and I get hit in by guys more than girls

>> No.79732007

New thread.
>>79731982
>>79731982

>> No.79732021

>>79731949
I do it and then you will not post yours in response, so no I will not be doing it again.
I literally did it in response to people asking about Loki's member stream because I misread his fucking post.
>>79731943
I am a white Australian.
>>79731984
Nice

>> No.79732023

>>79731984
>not Yujiro
ngmi

>> No.79732026

>>79732003
You have a girly face

>> No.79732043

>>79731712
Women don't even know what they like. Do whatever for yourself.

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>>79732021
>I am a white Australian.

>> No.79732097

>>79731921
Exercise enough so you can recover for the next session, aim for 4-5 sessions per week and eat a caloric deficit, aim for protein dense foods like chicken breast/ thighs since they are more filling, also count calories and try to get at least 1g of protein / lb of bodyweight.
Use this to calculate your daily caloric needs but weight yourself every day and adjust it.
https://www.musclehacking.com/calorie-calculator/
If you want to go on the extreme you can do a minicut but it will make you feel like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so22MfcQtOs
Also track everything you eat, i use this https://cronometer.com/

>> No.79732111

>>79732061
Only my arms and legs have a sunburnt tan

>> No.79732117

>>79731984
you'll need roids for that

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>>79732007

>> No.79732352

>>79732117
He could emulate the aesthetics just not the size and leanness

>> No.79732358

>>79731943
>SEA hours
Are we the bogyman of /pcg/?

>> No.79732364

>>79728501
Reminds me of the AI art that got made for the guralisk.

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