/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, Claude, and Ryoma!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0 (graduated)
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Ryoma:
https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenwort

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYiYRuPPL1ylDkqY4L9eAOcGXTMkISCBWjsZXjmcLx8

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>79387534

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This is the anchor post for fics, this WILL be the thread it's used. Start posting NOW. Reply here for archival purposes, I am no longer asking. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

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alban LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!1

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pio is alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy984tC4sYY

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gm nenners i love alien

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>>79590744
gm !

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>>79590744
It's night here but gm renvader your fic requests are fun and thank you for always responding when I offer to write for the thread

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News:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
NijiEN NBA collab: https://collection.rakuten.co.jp/feature/nba_nijisanji/en/
Luxiem Bamco Collab Announced: https://x.com/KainKily/status/1791413426683826672
Luca, Shu, Sonny, and Uki at NijiEN Summer Jam July 6 (3D Concert): https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/AX2024_summerjam/
Vox UMA Itabag on sale July 12-14: https://x.com/KainKily/status/1805445287315444221
Vox at Bilibili Macro Link July 13 (Concert): https://x.com/LULUU_LUO/status/1800842081512161669
Vox at Hyper Japan Festival July 19-20: https://hyperjapan.co.uk/festival/performer/nijisanjien/
TTT and Noctyx at AnimeImpulse Phoenix August 3-4: https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1792395965443563848
Shu at AniEx Rainbow August 24-25: https://x.com/AniEx_event/status/1799411057170997385
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status: Fulgur, July 7: https://x.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1805043412330000563

Merch on sale:
NBA Collab (Until Jul 10)
Face Decor Vol. 1
Heroes First Anniversary
Krisis Fragrance

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Krisis Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsZUoFxk5mU
Ren and Doppio NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psp_opqfX9c
Aster Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0rMX-TbX_I
Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Ike Instrumental Orisong: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1784610521951490267
Alban Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCuoD49yAI
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q

dawntrail msq good, pls tell me if I'm missing anything from the past few weeks

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>>79591063
Thank you as always, News Kindred! I'm not sure if this would count, but Finana has an upcoming cover that has Shu and Claude in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muso3OxMdDY
There's also gonna be an acapella version of it right after, not sure if this still counts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRbKMTSM4E

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>>79591519
I usually don't count group covers, but thanks!

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Tenchou's recent singing got me impatient. I can't wait any longer!

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>>79591581
It's fine if you don't! I didn't really know if it could be contributed or not, but I thought I'd take my shot and bring it up anyways just in case.

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>>79591735
When he returns he's going to be even better. I always stood by the fact he'd have a great voice if he put in the work and his improvement already just proves it. There is a lot of talent in him and his ability to fixate on improving specific things means he learns at triple the speed for normal people. I miss him but his return will be amazing due to it.

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>>79591896
np np, I'm still looking forward to it!

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God I wish that was me

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>>79592297
lewd

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i can't stop looping albans singing...
i'm so biased but it's so good

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>>79593917
He's getting so good these days, I'm going insane I will steal him and make him sing and dance for me everything he takes seriously he learns so fast he's some kind of naturally blessed

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it messes with my head pio is in door form while talking as pio

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>>79593917
I had to look up the original on youtube to compare and fuck. Alban is better than the original guy already? Nox is just good at singing in general but Alban went from not being able to hole a tune without heavy professional editing to beating out someone paid to be in a musical, shit's crazy dayo

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caressing door's ears!!!

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wife saying it's a quiet week then only taking two days off...

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>>79596673
I'll take that as a good sign that he woke up feeling much better than he was yesterday night. You know it's bad when he has to ask people to give him a minute to stretch himself out during a collab.

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>>79597049
or when he leaves without playing his outro. it was nice of him to stick it out because of the collab but his strained voice at the end killed me a lil

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>>79597157
I can't imagine how powerful a fully healthy wife would be. He gives so much of himself despite everything stacked against him. I'm still not over the fact that he performed well at ACGHK with Piochan and everyone enjoyed his meet and greets but it hurt him so much he had to take weeks in bed and go back to physical therapy. If he didn't have health issues, I imagine him being as active as Scarle and with the endurance of Vanta.

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>>79598141
Okay you're right, but I feel like- and this is just my schizo but to me, what fuels wife is exactly what ails him.
He gives it his 110% all the time because of how much he struggles to give it any percent in the first place. He puts so much care and effort probably because he has all this time to yearn to accomplish his dreams. It fuels him to always want to do most. such a perfect hardworking wife! He fights against god because god has casted him so terribly, he rises against it!!

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>>79598141
>>79598741
his streaming addiction is curbed by his physical limitation... although his circumstances forcing him to take regular breaks and listen to his body isn't all negative

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>>79591012
no problem! i like seeing your creativity!

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>>79598141
>>79598741
That time his standing deck malfunctioned still hurts to look back on.

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https://twitter.com/RenZott0/status/1807459795286593948
ren lullaby

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Do Doppio and Ver live on the same coast, assuming they're in the US? They must be close if Doppio considered an impromptu offcollab

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>>79603549
Oh I assumed one of them was on a trip and doppio wanted to take advantage of it

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>>79603932
That makes way more sense, oops

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wife and sex cat sharing a double-ended dildo

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ryoom alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDIe1uansg

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no die

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claude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7klbLQQyXE

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STFU CLAUDE FULLMETAL PANIC IS PERFECT

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wife, vox, pio and benta dnd soon
https://www.youtube.com/live/HT7t-SPCx_0

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four out of my top 10 livers are here for dnd, im so ready!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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SLOPPY ORC GANGBANG WITH ELF WIFE

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kek wife had to mute because voxxy made him laugh too hard

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I'm sorry ryoma I have to watch this clusterfuck of a dnd session

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of course wife is a dragonfucker into asphyxiation and nipple play

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i cant believe vox is doppio

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damn i went to the movies and missed the start of all these streams wtf

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>>79619847
whatcha watch

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>>79621512
Kinds of Kindness. im a movie dork outside of vtubers and gaming.

time to catch up on ryoji vods

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>>79621765
ryojisan was fun despite the game being shit, we might get zomboid next week

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I took acid the other night and i had so many thoughts and revelations that I'm sure don't make sense now. But it made me realize how hyper obsessed I was with the image of these people i have in my head to the point of focusing my hate on things that I thought I cared about. maybe it was jealousy, or spite, or loneliness or wanting to be a part of something. But I realize that it's all so pointless and just a means to distract my self. I'm stepping away from all this stuff to actually do something with my life.
TL;DR: The meds are real.

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>>79622108
good luck with life anon but don't go into ego death or anything

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>>79621962
yeah i just like listening to him yap in the background anyway

>>79622108
nothing wrong with being passionate about things as long as you arent hurting anyone(including yourself); but good luck anon, be safe.

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>>79622108
Be safe, drink water

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wife is preparing to ride the worm

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i love my chuuni wife and his OCs

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this DND made me laugh outloud several times i hope they can play with these characters again

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>>79626331
god when they were twisting and untwisting pio's balls

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>>79626814
i fucking love doppio

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>>79628294
giving vox the power to doodle has made him too powerful

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>>79628362
i hope this means he can show us his kino S pen doodles in the middle of stream more if he can make them that quickly

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claude and shu here in 10 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muso3OxMdDY

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i'm so in love with claude it's not funny

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ACAPELLA VERSION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRbKMTSM4E

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the amount of improvement shu's had over the years is still such a delight, i could listen to his and claude's parts forever (and feesh melo and kotochan)

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LUXIEM 3D INCOMING THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>79634931
I WILL kill you if you're a liar

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>>79634931
If you're lying I'm jumping off a bridge and taking >>79635038 with me

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VANTA LOVE! Gm /nenmen/!
I'm not really into lolisho but watching the dnd stream with crowshi awakened something in me...
Also congrats to Yaminions and Outclaws on the cover, they killed it!!
Hope we all have a great week ahead anons! Luxiem 3d announcement soon maybe!!

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>>79635348
the part where vanta said he might have discovered something about himself while playing a cutesy twink is going to live rent free in my mind

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>>79635416
I'm already waiting for the fanarts...

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>>79635038
>>79635153
i will seppuku if it's a false alarm. this is also making me wonder how they'll do it once it's noctyx's turn... will wife be part of the collab? i don't know what's worse, excluding him completely or having him sit there while they announce it. i guess the latter is better since it's already happened once?

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>>79635832
noctyx sticks together, suicide hate and suicide love, and i assume he'll have a part in their debuts just like how he had a part in AR live, lore stuff, voices, so i don't think they'll exclude him for an announcement...

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I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

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>>79636040
they would of course offer to include him, it's more on his end whether he'll say yes or not. although him going through a bit of a menhera phase right now means he'll be in a good mood for the next few months.

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lord of cringe ovid is making the fuuniverse shit canon?

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>>79637311
it's been canon since the archivist debut. the characters in the shepherd's lore are more like OCs than expys of himself

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>>79637311
Why is it cringe when Fulgur writes whole novels and character interactions but when Doppio or Vox do it, it's kino?

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>>79638523
This is someone that's sucking dick for 10 dollars don't worry about it too much

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I am going to put a condom on this and go to TOWN

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>>79638523
it's cringe when doppio does it too, I don't like the alter ego stuff. box tenshi was cringe, vox's actual lore is fine and so is legatus 505. cringe doesn't have to be bad, but it's still physically painful and personally not to my taste

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>catching up on scythekicks vs villions fall guy
>ver says 'they're docking" to two people holding each other
i shouldn't be surprised at this point with him

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>>79603549
doppio walked to ver's house last year. he also bought an ice cream cake for ver last year around his bday but his fridge broke and it melted

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>>79640869
Okay, that's fair. It's not for everyone. I'm just sick of Fuuchan being a punching back recently. He's been in the catalogue so much recently and even has trolls in his lore hints telling him he's not as good as hololive. I'm also on my period, so I'm probably just overblowing it all.

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i can't stop thinking about claude

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>>79640869
legatus is his alter ego, archivist is the actual him.

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>>79641846
we've known that since his 2.0 so it doesn't bother me but everything else makes my butthole clench in an unfun way. can't help it
>>79641348
every non-niji fan is so unbelievably retarded regarding every single noctyx member so that's not surprising to me

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I've gotten weirdly mean about the idea of fans that left peeking back in now that things are moving again. They need to stay over on that side.

Maybe it's just Salty Sunday.

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Alban and Luca deserved figures with more blackjack and hookers in my opinion. Luca being the former and rather than blackjack just anything more mafia related, and a gun. Alban being the hooker. I'm so mad that their figures are just complete outfit debut pose shit, Shu got an alternative outfit and it's really cool even if he's in a more boring pose, Alban is posed in a cool way but he basically never used absolutely all of his debut outfit. Picking something from a voicepack art, other art, taking away layers, leaning into the konbini thing that's been there from debut, there are so many options and his brother could have had far more mafia influence, they could even have kept him in all his layers but it's just so lazy and isn't even dynamic, if I saw him on a shelf and didn't know who he was I'd think he was an ensemble stars character or something, it's like lazy male idol pose.

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>>79642579
I think a lot of us are syncing again so emotions are high. Also I hope they naked dogeza for 100 days when they do come back. I feel like that's gonna happen when 3d gets announced

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i'm a broke uni student........but if i bbeg my parents maybe they'll get it for me.....

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>>79642848
g-graduation gift? are you close to graduating...?

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>>79642648
I agree with all your points but I saw "Luca" "Alban" "blackjack" and "hookers" and now I'm just cum for brains, gomen

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>>79642903
holy shit anon you're a genius i should be completely done with uni by august and that's still in time for the preorder

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buckle in ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5FSXmXeNQ

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>>79642913
Oh fuck you now I want to write again and I have things to be doing

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>>79643055
Double gomen! I'll write something with them in the morning so you can handle business, I got you <3

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>>79642959
hehehe i'm glad i could help! you deserve it, uni is hard and you made it! graduating was probably the hardest thing i've ever done..

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>>79643375
thank you !!!!!! it's been tough but i can't wait to be done with this semester and be done with uni forever

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>>79644251
people kept telling me i would miss being a student but you couldn't pay me to go back. i like being financially independent and having more free time to myself without assignments/group projects/essays/exams looming overhead. of course it depends on what field you're in, i have friends who do a shitton of overtime too...

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>>79642648
>it's like lazy male idol pose.
if alban was getting a male idol pose it should have been more cutesy than dynamic, like nya paws raised and tail arcing, but what the hell do i know i'm probably going to wait for ages in the future to get this fig

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gn nenners, back to wage slaving tomorrow

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>>79647189
Gn~ Good luck

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>>79647189
gn~ good luck at work anon !

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>>79642913
Created my own nijisanji with blackjack and hookers https://rentry.org/qs4uxuxz
>>79590506
Luca/Alban, Casino Setting, Incest, Anal Sex, Whore Alban, Mafia Boss Luca

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>>79647189
gn renvader, hope work will be peaceful and pass quickly for you tomorrow

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>>79648062
brothers that commit crime AND sex together? holy

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>>79648062
This is a damn good weekend for Brothers That (crime edition)

"The form of theft he takes part in these days might be slightly different from when he was a little younger, but stealing people’s lives is still stealing"

Ugh this is so good I want to eat it

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while we're on the topic i forgot to share this here, found this incest yaoi manga today
https://mto.to/title/161011-brother-play-official/2905102-ch_1

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>>79649229
HOT DAMN

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>>79649229
I am bookmarking this for later, thank you

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>>79649774
>>79649858
you're welcome! i also noticed some of my favorite smutty doujins have been translated into english. i like to imagine this as briskovid kek
https://dto.to/series/161240/charmed-straight-to-hell-official
https://dto.to/series/161242/charmed-straight-to-hell-2-official
https://dto.to/series/161244/charmed-straight-to-hell-3-love-hotel-punishment-official
https://dto.to/series/161250/sexcape-room-official

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fic writing anon(s? i don't know how many of you there are or if this is all the same person fictako are you back) is anyone willing to do something with claude and wilson following the karaoke i still think about it

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>>79650592
Won't be fast cause I literally do have things I need to do that I put off for the Brothers That with blackjack and hookers but I think I could do something with this, don't catch too much Claude solo, just in collabs really but I've watched all of Wilson's Sims so it will probably be alright.

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>>79650148
that is literally sonny in the world where he became japanese... thank you for this food

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>>79641218
How could I have forgotten that, wtf. I guess they do live close to each other. That's nice to think of, I often wish we could hear of more hangout stories like how JP has with dinners or events or shopping etc

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>>79650592
I haven’t written anything for a while and it’s been longer still since I’ve posted any writing /here/ but I might have a pop at this one too
I don’t watch either of them all that much but flustered Willy is fun to write
I still need to finish the Vox/Willy fic I abandoned

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>>79657575
>wolf among us
FUCK YEAH

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Hmubsbnand
Sex

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lmabros, pio and vanta are just great together, it's the one time vanta seemed wholesome compared to his stream partners

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>>79650592
i know you have two replies already but this draft has been rotting in my google docs for months and you reminded me it existed, it's not really karaoke related but was still based off of >>70206929 whoever you are thank you for inspiring me, clawson sloppy kisses
https://rentry.org/fn2on7rn
>>79590506
anchoring

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no die

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>>79662867
Oh that's great, though I'm amused that I have some similar lines in the half fic that I've written so far, especially since I'm writing from Wilson's point of view so I've got his inner monologue there saying things as well as dialogue.

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Ikey-wikey and Luca-wuca and Shuey-Shu and Voxy SOON!!!

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Please give us the 3d

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>>79667486
>Shuey
Shoey. The shoey is particularly popular in, but not limited to, Australia. The drinker either removes their own shoe, or nominates a friend's shoe to be used as the vessel. The shoe is tilted and the entire contents of a can of beer are poured into the shoe's opening.

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>>79668877
Learned something new today! People get so weird when they're drinking, it's great.

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luxiem alive

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>>79668692
Or at least give me the D

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demon is such a JOBBERRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (affectionate)

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god i love boys

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I'm not a Yaminion but i really like Shu's laugh

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>>79642648
I'm annoyed the boy's figures look so poor in quality

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Shu that's kind of, kinky

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luv my luxiem

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shu is being so cute i will put him in a car compactor and crush him into dust

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kek i love them

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i'm missing wife's stream but i hope he has fun. i'm not too broken up over missing party animals with a bunch of people i don't know though kek... might catch up on the chatting stream he did with one of the indie? girls before. if there's a vod. i have no idea how twitch works

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3D CONFIRMED

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>>79635153
SUICIDE POSTPONED

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YAHOO

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SUICIDE ENDED
NO MORE SUICIDE
SUICIDE RATES DROPPED TO 0%

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FUCK YES
Look at him

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THIS WEEK??? THIS WEEK!!!

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yay i don't have to seppuku! wife as negi-sensei TOT

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crying and shitting myself DEMONS 3D DEBUT IS FINALLY HERE!!! along with dear wife as well!
>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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>>79677541
the day we get wife 3D and finally get to see his mannerisms and he covers his face with his hands for the first time i'll die on the spot

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>>79677707
wife?

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>>79677867
eventually once he moves out and gets home3D

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I know Vox going to be popping that pussy like Cirque de Sole...

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im so happy

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Volunteering myself to be sent into the labyrinth as the sacrifice for Minotaur demon

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damn it i'm so happy idk what to post, i've been waiting for luxiem 3D for what feels like 10 years

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>>79683176
Can't wait to see his cute movements on saturday

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>>79683223
i know he will be doing kino lore stuff but i also want to see him dance around and reference memes

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I hate that I have work that morning so I can't do vrchat, but I will be doing a cytube at least

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i might be sleep deprived and living off caffeine but fuck it main bringing up alban's cameo in nox's cameo again made me imagine him scrolling through our fic archive and pulling up his own and reading a couple before opening anything else with his name and starting to sing his lines from the song under his breath as he reads about himself being raped by a group of men, whoring himself out or fucking his brother
>i'm crazier than you, i'm crazier than you and now i'll prove exactly how

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>>79684347
he said he will make sure takaradachi aren't lonely and he meant every single one of them even us /here/

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habbening

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>>79685405
orisong!?

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>>79686437
yeah, looks like he'll have it during 3d if the guitar is any indication

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wife gentle...warm....

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brothers that love each other very much

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>>79689542

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>>79689750
He was born to understand his visions!!!

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>>79689969
they're so lucky to have each other

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no die on this good day

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cute clawson

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>>79662867
omg that post was mine, i need to read the fic you wrote once i'm home, thank you for the clawson food

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I'm gonna say that the song in his trailer is the orisong

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this is THEIR week!

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going up

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demon 3d movie... Ikey concert.... luca poledance... shu shanti for an hour... we finally made it bros

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>>79701201
We did. I love you all so very much.

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I'm sorry demon, I'm gonna be on a plane for your 3D...I won't be able to watch you live...

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>>79702093
pay for plane wifi

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>>79703222
I did on the way over and it was shit. I don't think it would handle streaming...

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>>79706274
No plane wifi I've used is able to handle more than basic browsing and messaging apps, some have even said on their login pages not to use them for video streaming services too

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good evening nenners, how are yall doing today?

i got caught up on ryoma and claude vods today while i was working

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>>79706940
demon 3d still doesn't feel real to me

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>>79706914
Yeah, it was pretty slow just browsing so I think I'm fucked. I'll try to find some merch I don't have and buy that to feel better I guess...Maybe the big animate store will have something!

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>>79706940
spent the day with family and now i'm catching up on the zatsu portion of wife's stream. he said voxxy's made a movie of his 3D debut and said all comfydants should go watch it. kek wife almost spoiled his brother's 3D because the luxiem collab was gonna be on saturday and his schedule was literally going to say vox 3D

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>i'm a beautiful man aren't i? is my waist not small and grabbable enough for your guys?
WHOOOORE

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wife is singlehandedly funding his composer's tuition at this point

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>>79707303
yeah congrats! its always cool seeing more 3d

i hope ren stays with niji long enough to have his own live 3d concert!

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>>79708841
he better! his 3D is among my most anticipated ones

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>i wish my family was so cute
>it's okay i've got legatus and ovidia now
wife........ you have us too. i'll be your family

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>it's okay we can keep 606 open for the future
>maybe for a... smaller... character
wife you cannot bait me like this if you're gonna keep it for june next year

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wife fanboying hard over the new helluva boss episode... he's so cute... god i missed his zatsus...

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wife's mane-san hinting that he should give up on raging loop perms....... please... a christmas miracle please..

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>>79711852
Mane-san's mouth is tired from the dick sucking and can't do it anymore

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>>79711896
the mental image of him having to play through togainu no chi is hilarious. especially because i imagine him in a seifuku

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>i hate my own counting
>i hate myself, everything about me is aggravating
why do i always oshi people who need copious amounts of love correction

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leashing wife and cleaning up after his accidents

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wife is so introspective, i'll never stop admiring that trait of his. he wants to commission a headpat asset for shepherd! our warm tradwife MILF......... what did i do to be so blessed in this life...

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he's being so silly i love him

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mouth wide open ready to accept dick

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Writing from Wilson's point of view is crazy, the amount of times mpreg has come up... Wilson get a hold of yourself both in my fic and in general this has gotten out of hand. I want to finish this but every time I end up writing something that results in an mpreg thought I have to minimize and step back for a moment to try not to make it the entire point of the fic that Wilson has a kink for this when the anon who asked for it didn't mention it at all. Dammit Yu Q Wilson. Damn you.

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>>79722276
do it anyway, for the sheer amount of times wilson talks about mpreg, he must be impregnated

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>>79722276
i'll fuck your throat vanta, i'll fuck it hard

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>>79722276
>>79723102
sorry didn't mean to reply to you but mpreg is in character for him so keep it in there

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manifesting oyoke in 3D

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Nyanight, nonnys

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>>79728967
gn

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death...

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life

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necromancy

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Hawt

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willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XAFz0cfeCM

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willy reminding us of his willy and his matching arm with claude

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>>79662867
i finally had time to sit down and read this and first things first, you've got willy's voice down pretty damn well. him briefly wondering whether the tongue piercing would rust then realizing that's stupid is so him. and worrying about his small hands and being on the bottom. and coming as soon as claude licked his dick. and claude feels in-character too, teasing and bold. this was hot and silly and i thoroughly enjoyed it. i especially liked the size difference in their hands.

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froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6QGRIIScao

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hee hee demon hype posts, I'm so excited

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wilson is scared someone will cut off his willy after he's dead

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i love my wife with my entire heart
https://twitter.com/defkuzu/status/1808094155509584082

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The things I actually do for this nerd YOU’RE ACTUALLY SO ANNOYING YK imysm please stream soon I’m putting money down for your new merch TvT

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these are so cute..

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>>79745063
he was so silly during this zatsu

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kek wife really did mute because pio and voxxy made him laugh too hard, cute

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ah wife does know about the sheep called foreskin

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wife going through someone's entire twitter page to determine whether their reply was a joke or a hate comment...... why do i find this funny

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wife wants us to remove his limbs and stuff him in a pickle jar

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>let me make the dog tag bounce for you
whore whore whore whore slut

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wife fucking up his outro was adorable aaaa i want to stuff him inside my mouth and slowly dissolve him with my stomach acid

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he's been acting so soft lately... he wants to be spoiled...

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wife doting on twisty is giving me cavities please collab already

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I love reading these liveposts... arigato comfydant

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>>79746869
thanks, i got too sleepy to finish the vod yesterday... wife was being extra adorable in twisty's chat, the need to see them interact on stream is imperative

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>>79747134
Oh was this during her thumbnail stream? was wife in it for a bit?

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>>79747292
he manually raided her yesterday, he concocted a really cringe raid message just to annoy her. he called her a brat but his reaction was extra bratty too kek.
then he stuck around for a while in her chat while she talked about mating spiritmates with comfydants and drew what their offspring would look like. i think she activates his maternal instincts

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>>79747447
twisty is certainly unique lmao
wife will have his hands full when they collab

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>>79747565
contrary to her banter with vanta i think they'd be surprisingly wholesome

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wife membaa post! fuck you for making me tear up and let me kiss you all over your beautiful face. my love for you is as big as the world is wide.

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MOMMY MOMMY I LOVE YOU MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY WIFE I'M GONNA CRY THANKS FOR FEEDING US YOUR BREASTMILK FULL OF LOVE AND EMOTIONS

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just thinking about how wife will greet us every morning like that makes me melt in a puddle of goo to become some boneless slime monster to squish and swallow him whole as i roll around in glee while he drowns inside me

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>>79748878
i think he's killed me. his smile has slain me where i stand and reduced me to sheep paste.

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>>79749015
the combination of that plus his silly giggly voice will be deadly (to either the comfydants themselves or to their respective pape) my cute agression is through the roof!! I LOVE HIM AND HATE HIM AND THE POWER HE HOLDS OVER ME

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>>79749552
my cats will bear the brunt of my cuteness aggression in the coming week as we draw closer to shepherd's debut. once they release the NBA plush for wife... it's not ready for what i have in store

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Sticking it in Fuuchan lovingly while everyone watches!!!

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>>79750219
pls blow lots of raspberries and give lots of scritchies haha i imagine you playing basketball with plushie wife. either him as the ball or just full on passing him the giant ball knocking him out kek
i don't follow nba but you you have team you're hoping he'll be in?

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>>79750847
i just chased them around the house and rubbed my face all over them so they're both busy grooming themselves kek... i only know 3 nba teams because my friend is a big basketball fan and i was really into knb lol, two of them are already taken, the chicago bills and the nugget one. only other team i know is golden state warriors because of kise but they don't really fit wife's color scheme

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>>79751151
*bulls i swear it was a typo... they'd be a lot less cool with duck bills instead of bulls

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>>79739673
thank you i'm glad you enjoyed... i suddenly got shy and didn't open the thread after posting it kek
>>79664917
sorry if i stepped on any feet by taking the prompt, but i still want to read yours, i really like your fics

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>>79751806
cute anon nade nade, please write more!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpAjGWg-YwM

ryoma and discount warframe

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>>79753258
Oh is that what this is? I've never heard of it before

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>>79753953
It's a looter shooter that was shown off last e3, it looks like warframe and destiny and outriders had a baby

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No die

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I wanna go to a pet shop like this

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>>79757627
Who's that in the middle?

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No death

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>>79760182
Sherlock at Homes!

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>>79751806
You didn't at all! Especially since I'm taking so long to finish mine. I really liked yours and hope you keep writing. I don't know why I'm taking so long to finish mine when I usually get them out really fast but two meals are two meals, who is going to be sad about sitting down and eating their dinner and then being told by the restaurant that if they return this week, they can eat again for free. It's like when I went to dinner on the weekend and I paid for my meal and a drink and then a staff member came over with a dessert for free and gave it to me. Your fic is my bowl of noddles, the coke I was drinking is the prompt and mine is the random douhua I was given out of nowhere, probably because they had to use it that day or throw it out. I really want to encourage fic writing here from everyone, you're really good at it and to anons contemplating posting something just fucking do it. Make the new archiveanon have to add 10 things every time they update. Make their life hell by writing too much fanfiction and porn of your oshi. I'm never going to catch all of what every boy does or all the boys even now that we have so many. I love that we do have an archive though and thank you to any archiveanon who keeps track of the horny shit we post I visit it every couple of weeks to read things people posted and it's like a little very specifically targeted ao3.

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>>79763449
>Make the new archiveanon have to add 10 things every time they update. Make their life hell by writing too much fanfiction and porn of your oshi.
archive anon love

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make love with your oshi

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>>79769746
The thought makes me blush... lovey-dovey sex with oshi uwu

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>>79769746
Kiss my oshi and jizz in their face hai hai

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>>79769746
sex with my oshi while he's blindfolded so everything feels more intense

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>>79771526
cute lost spiritmate...*rapes you*

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>>79769746
i flip-flop daily between wanting to tie claude up and edge him until he cries, or provoking him into rape correcting me

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>>79769746
No that's dirty, sex is literally bothersome and we could have a better time talking and cuddling instead

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im ready for this league collab! lets gooooooo

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good evening nenners, my ren birthday goods came in finally

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>>79772653
asexual based
>>79773984
LETS GO!! how does it look!

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>>79774916
its cute, i just wish they stuck with the big acrylic plates instead of the canvas thing. they changed it back but it was too late for rens

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>>79776277
same for wife's... it bothers me that i have no idea whether i aligned it properly

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somehow this is a wholesome league collab

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league collab cute

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ive been feeling on and off menhera about stupid old yabs again. im just tired of niji exens, except not mysta and not kyo. i dont want to see anything of them anymore.

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Warning
Merge ahead

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what is this music...

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>>79783270
if you had written their names the way people usually do my filters would've caught this post. out of sight out of mind anon, save yourself the headache

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krisis palverse preorders open the 5th

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Gaymen, Uki is really ticking niji guys off a hitlist except hit means being gay with list. If these two do go drinking there is no way Suha isn't having Uki make out with him or at least tryl

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>>79786167
don't worry, suha has experience with gaon

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benta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP-1X4yVcr0

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sex at noon is kind of a weird idea to me for some reason but that's what suuki's going to do

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Apparently the concerts will be archived "for a while" can anons still upload after I get home from the con >~<

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>>79789325
I cannot believe I just watch 2hrs of foreplay to people potentially having actual sex today but wow. Fuck it, I dont even think it's a potential, Uki is getting Suha's cock.

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>>79790272
that entire end part of the stream... i know people joke about offpakos but that felt like foreplay

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just in case the usual baker isn't here, which boy for the OP?

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>>79791629
we can leave vox for the 3D and fulgur for the outfit reveal....maybe ryoma? there was sex art of him posted i think a thread or a few back