/VT/ I... I have committed a severe mistake I was watching Inukai Purin's dead space part 1 for the 9th time this week and I had a genius idea(which is pretty common for me because of my above average intelligence).. What if I dressed my dog as Purin and attached a voice record of her moans to his collar. I decided to get a cheap cosplay(only $799.99 for the whole set) online. After 3 days it arrived and I decided to put it on first just to see if it fits me well (it didn't) and I just couldn't stop myself from masturbating when I started listening to her recordings, it was just so incredible. I looked just like her with a beard and 250 more pounds I just couldn't stop myself from jerking off to this beautiful albeit flawed sight I saw. I decided to keep it for me and buy another one for my dog. Luckily, the next one came only 2 days later. I decided to put it on my dog while I was still wearing this beautiful cosplay, it fits my dog just well enough to not fall off but that will do I guess, I put on the recording on his collar and I started it. The "fuck me~" and heavy moans started flowing towards me like my shame after jerking off in the bus last week. My dog was panting heavily and I decided to "try him out", BIG MISTAKE. He bit me, my whole wiener was in his mouth, no longer attached to me. I picked him and ran to the hospital, still wearing my beautiful cosplay and bleeding from my crotch, I ran there so quickly that the recording was still running. You could hear Purin's delightful voice echoing the entire hospital, the "DUH DUH you virgin losers !" made the headnurse look at me weird but it's okay because I was in too much pain to masturbate anyway. When the doctor examinated me, he knew right away what had happened. I asked him how did he guess that I put my sausage in my dog's mouth while we both were wearing Inukai Purin inherently sexy cosplays, and he answered "You see.." and lowered his pants, I saw what looks like an oversized clitoris that was mutilated hundreds if not thousands of times. Let's cut this short, I no longer can eat sausages, my parents look at me weird, my dog looks disappointed in me and I can't masturbate to Purin sweet sweet sounds anymore because of my lack of meatstick down there. Should I change gender and become a true Purin cosplayer or should I accept that I will never be able to masturbate to her beautiful sexy voice like I could before ? What could I do to fix my relationship with my dog, will he ever love me like before ? I should have used a dog gag to keep his mouth open.. Don't do the same mistake as me.