ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

Lolichama

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what her thought process was/is

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
DON'T MIND IF I DO

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
loli gimmick? better than the schizo gimmick but not as good as the feet gimmick

[Anonymous No.]

>>793784
Money

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god...will she use a pacifier overlay?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
Is this the 3rd personality hinted by the ECHO cover?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Cunny chads always win?
It's not fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>793998
no the thir personality is
red-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>793784
Thought process?

[Anonymous No.]

I give up. I will never understand what's going on in that head of hers. And I love it

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is pure chaos incarnate.
She is truly an Old One.

[Anonymous No.]

Can she go above 100%?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794284
What happens when you go above 100% loli level..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794299
You become a toddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>794210
She is the force of nature, a storm which sweeps every expectations and logical thought and replaces them with PURE RED HEARTED CHAOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>794284
I don't think it's a matter of if she can, but should she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794261
She is Chaos Undivided

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
im no expert when it comes to cunny, but ive been watching the stream and i can notice the change in the voice acting.
She's actually talented, peak money making idol eugenics(+she's not very sane).

[Anonymous No.]

What is her plan here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690

[Anonymous No.]

Is this.. the peak...will vtubing ever be any greater than this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794313
Haachama has never, at any point, made in consideration for whether she SHOULD do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>794379
Having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>794379
Make you watch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>794384
it will, whenever HAACHAMA pulls off her NEXT weird-ass stream

[Anonymous No.]

I love this girl. It feels like she isn't in a loop and experiments with her content, no matter how weird to keep things entertaining and fun. Praise HAACHAMA!

[Anonymous No.]

SHADAAP DEGENRATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
you can't spell hololive without loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>794475
FAQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>794475
I let it out.

[Anonymous No.]

FAQ DEGENERATE

[Anonymous No.]

FAQ!!!

[Anonymous No.]

UUUOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>794475
>DEGENRATE
whaddafaq?

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
DANGEROUSLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Mamachama soon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794528
Don't give me hope anon...

[Anonymous No.]

LOLI LEVELS RISING WORLDWIDE

[Anonymous No.]

how can one vtuber outshine her competition to this degree

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, so this is her scheme, she plans to steal the Migo audience.. Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

This is 60% We have to stop my haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>794528
>Ara ara Haachama
give now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>794299
luna nanora

[Anonymous No.]

>>794528
Give her 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

>THERE CAN BE ONLY 1 FAKE LOLI

[Anonymous No.]

>>794528

[Anonymous No.]

>30%
NOO WHY IS IT DROPPING??

[Anonymous No.]

THE LEVEL DROPPED!

[Anonymous No.]

>30%

Power levels fluctuating!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I could be entirely wrong, but I wonder if she's maybe going for trying to one up Holomyth with her own brand of Holometh goodness, this being her degenerating Gura...
Just a dumb theory, till we see the next streams

[Anonymous No.]

QUICK MORE MONIES

[Anonymous No.]

Is she getting stronger or weaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794636
She is the strongest idol anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>794636
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

THE LOLIMETER IS BROKEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>794636
>weaker
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo?

[Anonymous No.]

YAGOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>794593
Luna is a baby retard

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo is crying, his dream in shatters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>794726
How do we save Yagoo bros...?

[Anonymous No.]

>damare yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT 80%!

The hell does it mean?!

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama needs a character development arc where she finds unity with all of her personalities, like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>794739
You can not

[Anonymous No.]

>>794739
It's too late. COVER has a new CEO

[Anonymous No.]

>>794754
Just wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>794752
GIVE LOLICHAMA YOUR ENERGY

[Anonymous No.]

>Yagoo trying to stop her getting even stronger

[Anonymous No.]

sleeby loli zzzz

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea what's going on anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo is Haachama's bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Lolichama is strong enough to sing in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>Matsuri what is your lolicon instincts says about her power level
>IT'S OVER 100%
>100%? THIS ISN'T RIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>794858
It's probably supposed to be Haato right?

[Anonymous No.]

Actual 3rd personality kek

[Anonymous No.]

Lolichama got bored of the old men in chat, passed out and Haato woke up for a bit.

Such dedication to the bit.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

i just understood TWO SUBSEQUENT words off a nip song. is this fluency bros?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a Haato/Haachama duet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794876
>Haato
Who's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Lolichama will bring Haato and Haachama together

[Anonymous No.]

>>794888
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>794894
The world is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a lolichama doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>794905
You're gonna make it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>regular, loli and older type some personalities
Why is she ripping off Uto's gimmick? Fucking hololeech.

[Anonymous No.]

START:DASH!!

[Anonymous No.]

So Haato is singing when Haachama falls asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

What is going on I want out of this ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>794975
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>794993
Lolichama

[Anonymous No.]

>>794993
>>795006
very based

[Anonymous No.]

Tbh it would be better shitpost if she would slam her head into the desk whenever she changes persona

[Anonymous No.]

Lolichama and Haato seem compatible. They'll team up to defeat Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795002
Hello retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>795024
I want all 3 to team up and defeat my dick instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795052
Are you okay with dried spider legs being shoved into your urethra?

[Anonymous No.]

This girl has narcolepsy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795074
I've changed my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795082
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

lol wtf was that voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>795093
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME BROS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>795110
sounds like coco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795110
Her real voice.

[Anonymous No.]

She needs a better mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>795117
No. We go deeper.

[Anonymous No.]

mamchama?

[Anonymous No.]

She's actually lost it

[Anonymous No.]

Red-kun is my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah this voice

[Anonymous No.]

The absolute madwoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>795125
She has the most handsome ikemen voice

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so we have Haato, Haachama, Lolichama, and Red-kun. Any personalities I'm missing?

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795200
The pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>795200
reddit-chama talking exclusively in 'poggers daddy'

[Anonymous No.]

What the FUCK is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

Redkun redheart SOON

[Anonymous No.]

Is this bitch literally dueting with herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795206
Had to mute to contain her laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>795215
aah... the pepeloni.

[Anonymous No.]

someone wanna spoonfeed me the Red-kun lore?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, I get it. She's trying to make herself an idol company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795217
Pog

[Anonymous No.]

>>794384
It will peak when Haachama shows her used panties on stream

[Anonymous No.]

The ride never ends, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>795231
He has a huge cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>795230
AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>795232
Gen 6 will be all Hachama.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these voice changes

Which is real?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>795218
She's actually doing a duet between different characters through rapid voice changes. This is... actually extremely hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795230
the no one

[Anonymous No.]

>>795231
HE FUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

She need a Live2D for every personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>795244
>Not when 80 year old Haato does a diaper review

[Anonymous No.]

Red-kun sounds like high notes Ayunda holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

She's basically Junko at this point. Can't wait for her to rule over the world

[Anonymous No.]

the prophecied third form is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>795274
Now she needs to make it a trio. Just pure flex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795244

At the rate things are escalating, I'll give that a few months to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>795228
She has multiple personality disorder

[Anonymous No.]

>>795272
red kun obviously

[Anonymous No.]

BASED HOLOMETH

[Anonymous No.]

>>795244
Don't give her cooking ideas

[Anonymous No.]

Hachaama.... truly is the strongest idol....

[Anonymous No.]

>>795274
And while sitting down, which is actually harder

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that she can also deploy Boganchama whenever she wants. She's an entire gen trapped in one body now.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there art of Red-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

Still don't know why it annoys me so much that her pigtails react with her blinking

[Anonymous No.]

Now the question is why you still watch any other chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>795303
It was a trio anon. She was using Haato, Lolichama and Red-kun's voice in the same song

[Anonymous No.]

THIS WOMAN IS A GENIUS, HOLY SHIT. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT WHEN I READ THE STREAM TITLE. UNQUESTIONABLY THE STRONGEST IDOL, HEIL HAACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>795361
those are her real ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>795361
They're her sensitive spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>795361
Because it reminds you of a bugs mandibles.

[Anonymous No.]

next ASMR stream will be Haato being harassed by Red-Kun while (You) hide around the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>795370
HEIL HAACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO SUCK RED-KUN'S COCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>795384
Haachama is a bug in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795372
>>795375
>>795384
these are all good rrat

[Anonymous No.]

I think when the time comes that these girls do have to move on from Hololive, the portfolio Haachama has built up should have no problem netting her a role SOMEWHERE in the Japanese entertainment industry. Between the weird ass variety show shit, voice acting, writing, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795419
Explains her eating habits

[Anonymous No.]

THAT NORMAL VOICE MAKES ME DIAMOND

[Anonymous No.]

>/vt/ makes a thread about vtuber's "real" voices and everyone praises Haachama's deep red-kun voice
>Haachama then brings Red-kun back

She browses /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>795419
To defeat the enemy you must become the enemy

[Anonymous No.]

I kneel to the Legionchama

[Anonymous No.]

So when is Red-kun taking over the channel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795418
Didn't she say they were her sensitive spot in a Q&A?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795425
Why would any of thew girls need a career after Hololive. Either they'll have made enough to retire off of or can marry some rich simp

[Anonymous No.]

THOSE TRANSITIONS

SHE'S FUCKING MULTI VOICE DRIFTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>795425
imagine if she had her own radio show or something similar

[Anonymous No.]

>>795453
Who will be red-kun's wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795453
>Cover has to design a new model

[Anonymous No.]

Red kun's singing voice really eclipses Towa and Kanata's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>795367
This.Literally on another plane of existence

[Anonymous No.]

>regular personality
>loli personality
>ikemen personality
WOW HOW UNIQUE AND FRESH IDEA WOW SHE'S A LITERAL GENIUS HOW COULD SHE EVEN COME UP WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.]

I Kneel Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>795486
Right into the husband collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>795487
Lord please give us a Red-kun Live2D

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
Get trap in australia

[Anonymous No.]

MAMCHAMA IS BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>795471
Depends on the person honestly. Look at mangaka for example, you've got guys like Togashi who pretty much are so rich they don't even care to write their own manga anymore, then some like Mashima who are so passionate about the art that despite the money they jump right into the next project. I don't think Haachama would do all of this if she didn't have at least some passion as a creator and entertainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
>regular personality
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
There's no regular personality

[Anonymous No.]

Oh God this is gay as fuck I feel like a young maiden, my heart is melting

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
settle down ENMA

[Anonymous No.]

I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>795244
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
And switch on beat and tempo. Sit down nigger your blocking the Kino.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually kino karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>795200
Otakuchama that pervs out over watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>795520
She's a smart and capable woman, she should start working at repopulating the Yamato race

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
Enma it's okay there's no need to get mad

[Anonymous No.]

That's it, I'm buying a membership.
Sorry mori but my wallet isn't that big...

[Anonymous No.]

>>795554
That's just Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care even if it's gay, her deeper voice is pure sex to my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>Akai Haato
>Haachama
>Red-kun
>Lolichama

Damn, that's quite a few personalities. Almost enough for-
...Oh my god.

Lads. Haato is creating her own Generation.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't watch capeshit that much but ss Haachama like multiplying Doomsday at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795576
I fear for her mental health

[Anonymous No.]

>>795576
All her personalities applied for HoloEN gen 2
Truly the strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
It's not the concept, it's the execution. Do you even realize how much skill this takes to convincingly pull off?

[Anonymous No.]

pepeloli. you know the pepeloli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795592
>Cover rejects them all
It will be a big mistake

[Anonymous No.]

I never realized that EN Gen 0 was so talented. What a blessing these girls are.

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>795604
Uto's ikemen voice is still better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795533
I want to step on Aqua head and force her to apologize for being inferior

[Anonymous No.]

>>795610
4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>795628
What was she apologizing for anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

How can I watch other karaoke streams after this bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>795512
How much is a trap in Australia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795576
Now all she needs is Obaachama for a full gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>795646
There may never be another like this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>795649
Not cheap. It's worth flying over to Thailand for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
Enma stop being a faggot and let haachama in the minecraft server.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795649
since hentai is banned in aussie, you'll have to get it from a guy who knows a guy

[Anonymous No.]

BANANA

[Anonymous No.]

>The Bird chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>795646
Any other karaoke stream has been rendered completely pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Haachama to voice a shounen protagonist!

[Anonymous No.]

So this arc was Eva 3.0+1.0 all along

[Anonymous No.]

why does her voice keep changing?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Lolichama such a lazy shit? Stop sleeping during karaoke you dumbdumb.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepchama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795743
Scroll up

[Anonymous No.]

>EVA OP
>She sleeps the whole song
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
calm down fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>795752
It's a retarded baby. Pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

ANNOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>795743
That's what happens when you don't take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795743
she cant stay in character or keep a straight face so she's using split personality disorder to excuse it

[Anonymous No.]

>>795743
Flexing on us

[Anonymous No.]

wow a duet

[Anonymous No.]

>>795778
I am always taking my estrogen though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>795752
It's 11pm in Japan you dunce. Lolis can't stay up that late.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

well that was something...

[Anonymous No.]

It's over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>795821
>This scene but with Sora, Haachama and Coco

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the first 50 minutes or so, was there any lead in to the multiple voices thing or was she just flexing her vocal range on us for the hell of it?

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking kino

[Anonymous No.]

Kino karaoke I fucking kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

Stream part 2?

[Anonymous No.]

That was truly impressive. It just dawned on me that I haven't eaten breakfast yet. I was so entranced I forgot my hunger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>795852
It's not over yet!

[Anonymous No.]

end credits, fucking kino

[Anonymous No.]

Those end credit sounds kinda got me going?

[Anonymous No.]

This karaoke stream was everything
Probably my favorite out of any singing stream from a vtuber so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>795889
She sang as a lolichama, then lolichama got tired and fell asleep

[Anonymous No.]

singing Cruel Angel's Thesis in three voices where one of them is asleep and wakes up halfway through, truly Haachama is a genius and other chubers kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690

[Anonymous No.]

TFW they still doubt you're the strongest idol

[Anonymous No.]

>Can speak eng and jpn
>charismatic
>deep lore
>just slammed down the best vtub karaoke casually
STRONGEST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>796073
The flips really are the strongest race...

[Anonymous No.]

It's over, bros. Vtubing is done.

[Anonymous No.]

Any objections?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else hear an incoming Discord call at 52:51 just before she mutes, or am I just off my meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>796144
Meds. Take two next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>796162

Wear headphones with volume up, I swear it's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>796174
I did played it over three times. Its not inc call sound its just a tone or chords that sounds similar

[Anonymous No.]

>>795821
What the fuck that's my favorite party member

[Anonymous No.]

>>796135
Lets do this properly.
Move Pekora, Marine, Rushia, Noel, Korone & Miko up a few tiers.
Calli, Kiara & Ame go in the bin.
The rest can stay where they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Is lolichama part of haato or haachama? What about redkun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>796220
Red-kun is the eldritch deity that binds them all to this world. Dont fuck with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>796214
meds

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone upload it to mega?

[Anonymous No.]

>>796281
yes you should take them

[Anonymous No.]

Might be bias speaking obviously, but I can't imagine any vtuber leaving the scene will signal an end of an era as much as Haato/Haachama's at this point for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>796347
coco or fubuki leaving hololive will kill it

[Anonymous No.]

>>794975
>>795624
>Uto
>Uto
WHO?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Red-kun to dominate me

[Anonymous No.]

I-I can't watch a normal karaoke stream again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>795943
Same

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she would use her real voice more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>797331
I wish you would stop thinking that Red-kun is her real voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>797331
You're asking the wrong question.
What you should be asking is: how much longer must she use it before the fake voice is conditioned into being her real voice?

[Anonymous No.]

Got to the part where she uses her real(?) voice? Holy fuck I didn't expect that. And I got a boner. Is this normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>798112
I can't tell whether it's the rarity of it being used or the voice itself, that makes it in combination with her design sexy af

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
AAAAAAAAAAARGHH SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>798338
https://streamable.com/n8h8tz

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
Must molest

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
OOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>798443
music remix when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>794716
No, Miko is the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>798112
timestamp pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>799521
nvm

[Anonymous No.]

>>795231
Haato's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>795231
>>799765
More like my Haato gf(male).

[Anonymous No.]

the pepeloni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
This girl is a genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>shaddap degenelate
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
next holo kindergarten when

[Anonymous No.]

Haato The Tsundere
Haachama The Degenerate
Lolichama The Cutest
Red-kun The Bogan

[Anonymous No.]

>>795505
shut up, nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>795646
I am rewatching it, its even better in 2nd viewing.
this is peak /kino/ unironically.

and HOLY SHIT, EN GEN0 she's pushing it's not to make cover to name it or enma or any of that shit?

she's gonna run it like a mini-hololive with characters spread out doing different streams over every week. so much potential for ideas, she created from a basic split-personality lore.

I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>795821
NAMAE WA MOU

JJJAACKKKKKUUU

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being raped by Red-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I missed this live. What a god tier stream! If nothing else, I'll forever treasure the soundbite of her yelling "Shaddap degenelate, fuck you!" to some of those SCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
>Lolichama
A weapon to surpass metal gear

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe she's the strongest hololive and holostar, all she needs to do now is get the Holosinger EN role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>793784
was HAACHAMACHAAMAAA no doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>793690
https://youtu.be/tTLZOL8RL08?t=14

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure how similar siblings can sound but she's streamed with her sister before and the sis's tone is pretty similar to Red-kun. A bit higher obviously since Haachama is intentionally going lower with that voice but it might give an idea of real voice. She's also showed a picture of her sister with the face blurred and she's pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>795843
>Lolis can't stay up that late.
Oh I can help her stay up with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama > Red-kun > lolichama > Haato

[Anonymous No.]

oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i broke her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods
Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>810877
TL;DR?

[Anonymous No.]

Pepeloni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>795441
the biggest rrat, it isn't just pure coincidence.

> /vt/ has been complaining about how the bipolar lore is getting old
> same thread suggests why not profit on red-kun since it's a whole lot better
> day(s) after she actually bring red-kun to spotlight
>same stream has no development on haachama lore


ANONS, SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>795624
uto fans are fucking braindead

[Anonymous No.]

This is a decent Haachama thread, actually full of people watching a stream and not just a “pepeloni” or a thread shitting on her with wrong narratives

Going to watch the archive since I missed it. Also, I really want to edit Haachama’s design to make a Red-kun version with her hair shorter, though from what I remember in the older streams she used one of those default male models from the app?