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wacky romcom staring ERB where she falls in love with unichad senpai but he won't even look at her.

>> No.79292992

>>79291736
so true sister

>> No.79293576
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>>79291736
>very serious big city ERB is frustrated with her stressful job
>would you look at that it's the holidays
>very serious big city ERB would just work right through them, but indeterminate family emergency back home in small town
>ERB goes back to small town where she grew up to see to family affairs
>aging/dying mom/dad tells her she shouldn't take life so seriously, maybe stop and smell the rose bloodflames
>heads to local store with that on her mind
>bumps into strapping small town man busy selling holiday evergreens
>political correctness sanctioned holiday miracle occurs
>bloodflame heart grows two sizes that day
>settles down into a less hectic smalltown life with strapping treemonger
>mom/dad that the audience forgot all about anyway makes a miraculous full recovery
>All I Want For Christmas Is You plays
>fade to black

>> No.79293711

>>79291736
Will Unichad senpai be played by Adam Sandler or Jack Black

>> No.79293871

>>79293711
Gosling duh.

>> No.79293967

>79292992
obsessed mindbroken schizo

>> No.79294030

>>79293576
Nice Hallmark movie, anon

>> No.79294136

>>79294030
Thanks, bub. My favorite bits were stopping to smell the rose bloodflames and strapping treemonger.

>> No.79296396

>>79291736
She shouldn't be a vtuber.

>> No.79296503

>>79293711
Idris Elba

>> No.79301358

>>79291736
what a shame

>> No.79305086

>>79293871
kek

>> No.79305970

>>79291736
I don't give a shit about ERB, but I want her sword.

>> No.79306074

if all the cucks simping for her aren't ironic this smells like the second coming of shiori

>> No.79306077
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>>79293576
>party scene
>nerdy Unicorn tries talking to ERB
>she says "Ew, get away from me loser!"
>two muscly Holostars show up behind the Unicorn
>One of them says "Is this creep bothering you?"
>ERB says yes
>guys smile and the one of them says "we weren't talking to you."
>they throw the her out and get the nerd on their shoulders as the party goes crazy

>> No.79306573
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>>79306077
>gay muscle party boys
We got a whole unit of five of those

>> No.79306744
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>>79306077
>at party
>Unicorn tries talking ERB
>"What was that? You have to speak up the music's too loud"
>he repeats what he was saying a lot louder
>just then somebody trips on the powercord, cutting off the music
>the only sound is the Unicorn shouting "I THINK YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY"
>everyone stares at them
>she blushes
>everyone starts clapping
>"THAT'S MY UNICHAD GO GET HER WHOOOO!"

>> No.79306772

You know this board would probably universally like ERB if her attempts to collab with males were met with "no way fag"

>> No.79308275

>>79306772
I don't get why it's so hard for people to just pick and choose their streams. Don't like it when they do thing A? Don't tune in to thing A streams. It's quite literally as simple as that.

>> No.79308535

>>79308275
Whores who are willing to collab with the homoleeches usually have other issues too. Time will tell if she will take the path of Bae or the path of the 3 retards who insulted their fans for not liking male collabs.

>> No.79308803

>>79306573
Only Shinri and GB give off the gay aura energy. Oga, maybe. But Ruze and Aruran feel way to hetero.

>> No.79308871

>>79308275
I only watch and follow my retarded wife Rissa but she keeps bringing ERB up and it pisses me off.

>> No.79309179

>>79308275
YOU DON'T GET IT INCEL KEK ! ERB WILL RUIN ALL OF HOLOLIVE FROM WITHIN SHE'LL MAKE THE DIE HARD IDOL GFE WIAFU HAVE SEX WITH MEN LIVE ! ! /sarcasm

It's the weird shit where they think one person will someone magically bring down everything, which is even funnier considering the first holo (Sora) has never cared if males were too much to be on her stream or not.

>> No.79309306

>>79293576
Beautiful

>> No.79309382

>>79306077
Full blown gay party. No women allowed. I fucking kneel

>> No.79309411

>>79308535
And if another type of problem stream arises you skips those, too. If at some point you decide she's not worth it entirely you drop her. No need to make a huge fuss and cause drama over personal preference.

And I realize that this thought process might just make me incomprehensible to much of the /vt/ crowd.

>> No.79309551

>>79309306
Glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was funny enough to send it on the meme tag, but so far its garnered a whopping 14 views. I just hope she sees it and chuckles.

>> No.79309591

>>79306077
Gigi wrote this.

>> No.79309825

>>79309382
>all this time this is what /vt/ was truly about

>> No.79310274

>>79308803
>Aruran feel way to hetero
Not with his current model, he looks like an actual fuck boy

>> No.79311879

>>79306077
he cute

>> No.79311987

>>79309825
>/vt/ calls each other faggot all the time
....maybe we are the faggot for the party...

>> No.79314005

>>79306077
calm down shiori

>> No.79314085

>>79306772
We need to protect the Holostars from this aggressively British fujo hag.

>> No.79314336
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Nah, she's the Samantha Jones of HoloLive. She'd be the support best friend who chases after any man who pays attention to her and it would become a reoccurring theme that they're gay.

>> No.79314694

This "Stacey falls in love with nerd loser" genre is really the best

>> No.79315126

Could you guys not ship me with ERB, please? It's uncomfortable.

>> No.79315245

>>79315126
sorry unichud it's OVER

>> No.79316167

>>79314694
I prefer the "Stacey gets cucked by a nerd male loser that turn her boyfriend into a full blown ultra gay".

>> No.79316291

>>79316167
Bae noooo

>> No.79316779

>>79316167
We know Irys

>> No.79320339

>>79291736
This is a terrible idea for a romcom. A better idea is she constantly falls for Holostars only for them to consistently out themselves as gay or bros before hos.

But it's okay because she's a fujo so the rejection doesn't bother her

>> No.79321325
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>word spreads around that Unicorn and ERB are dating
>unicorn get's sent to the headcorn's office
>DAMN IT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SPREAD RRATS NOT START LIKING HER
>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON A VIGILANTE I WOULD HAVE FIRED YOU IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAMN GOOD
>but you're starting to develop feelings for her, you're turning into a liability, for your sake i'm taking you off the case.
>hand over your badge and your horn... and your other horn.

>> No.79321575

>>79293576
>>79306077
>>79306744
>>79320339
>>79321325
>>79316167
You're missing your true calling >>>/vt/writing

>> No.79321763
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79321763

>ERB out on the high seas
>been pirating about for years, but she's finally closing in
>pulls ship to land on a rocky shore
>finds the cave she's been looking for for near a long as she can remember
>inside she finds a bubbling spring
>ecstatic she strips nude and jumps in
>she feels herself growing shorter
>her massive teats deflate till she's flat as a board
>hag buff disappears
>replaced with a buff of a different sort
>the fountain of cunny is a powerful and mysterious phenomenon

>> No.79321864
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79321864

>>79291736
This dude sperged out about unicorns and how he hated the holos because of them. Now when he got his warrior queen that slays unicorns he goes with the unicorn pandering chuuba
Curious

>> No.79321962

>>79321325
>two horns
LIZ ENDGAME WAS TO TURN ALL THE UNICORN INTO FAGGOTS TO FUEL HER NEVER ENDING STINKY FUJO DESIRE!!! FUCKING RUN NIGGA

>> No.79322563

>>79321763
>Still a fujo
Nothing changed.

>> No.79322773

>>79322563
Whatever, man. How long till the ERB loli art?

>> No.79322916

>>79291736
Not much different than any woman and a unicorn.
Unicorns aren't into women who like men.

>> No.79323225
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79323225

>>79321864
>she's good because she makes unicorns mad!
>who cares if holo falls out of relevancy, what matters is that the unicorns disappear!
>they bullies and they support the talents, disgusting! me? I'm a bully too, but at least I don't support the talent like those losers!
also
>20 guys pretending to be some huge massive important horde of fans
made me lmao, the cope is real
gotta love how uppity the homobeggars have gotten recently, can't wait to see them fall on their faces once again

>> No.79323583

>>79323225
Im jerking off to you right now. I hope you dont mind.

>> No.79323759

>>79291736
>>79321325
K I N O
I
N
O

>> No.79323844
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79323844

>>79323583
have fun anon

>> No.79323900

Unity for thee, not for me.

>> No.79324148

>>79321575
I've been known to write, actually, but considering my most common subject these days is dickgirls that probably won't fly around here.

>> No.79324590

>>79324148
>Gigi? Have you ever wonder what it feels like having a penis...?
>Idk Liz. I can only imagine it using my stinky fujo brain.
>Lets go ask Cici about it.
>1 hour later.
>Ive installed an artifical penis for both of you now please leave me and my immercar alone.
>Holy shit look at my penis Gigi
>Ikr good god look at mine Liz!
>Lets go reenact our favourite BL scene.
>Mamamia this is one spicy gay sex material for my brand new BL book.
Dickgirl is just BL if you imagine hard enough.

>> No.79324657

>>79324590
But I'm going to imagine them spitroasting Raora instead.
That's a spicy meatballin'!

>> No.79324743

>>79324657
>Spin
>Toss
>Spin
>Toss
>Spin
>Toss
Raora is about to have the pleasure of a lifetime

>> No.79325000

>the people astroturfing erb are also degenerate erp faggots
imagine my shock

>> No.79325279

>>79306772
I dont understand why you people think she will collab with the stars boys. she mentioned them in her debut thanking them for their work to help grow Holopro, and, yeah, she did an encore for Bettel when he popped into her chat, but she hasn't made any promises to collab with them.

>> No.79325697
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>>79325279
>constantly in stars' tweets
>constantly in stars' chats
>emphasized on wanting to collab with all of holo, instead of just hololive like her other genmates
>the only ones who she had art of in her debut, except herself, were stars and ollie, who is the biggest idol anti and stars collaber in hololive
>I dont understand why you people think she will collab with the stars boys
No idea

>> No.79325750

>>79325697
You shouldn't spend so much effort on people farming grudgeposts.

>> No.79325867

>>79324148
Why wouldn't it fly?

>> No.79326178

>>79306744
>jump cuts to them in bed
>DAMN FUJO GET CORRECTED PLAP PLAP

>> No.79328276

>>79326178
>Correcting a fujo.
Shes literally going to summon Gay Nigga From Outerspace to rape you and shes gonna film the entire thing and share it with Gigi

>> No.79328458

>>79328276
NOOOOOOO

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