/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>I..I don't have to be an idol, look at Botan she just plays games
>Botan puts on an amazing idol themed concert
>P...Please J-Chad help me I don't want to wear the idol costume...

[Anonymous No.]

I want Mori to wake up to the sounds and sensations of me raping her in her sleep.
I want her to stare up at me, locked in sleep paralysis and unable to struggle, barely able to croak out the word "NO!" as I inseminate her.
I want her to sob uncontrollably as her body betrays her by involuntarily orgasming. She doesn't moan, she doesn't begin to enjoy it; it's a purely physical response.
I want to see the flight response on her face as she feels my hot cum flooding her womb - freezing up in shock and hopelessness at not only the ruination of her life and career, but the debasement of herself as a person.
I want to see the resentment on her face when she's force to take care of a illegitimate rape baby as a single mother.

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>>7903593
Don't worry anon. She will quit before EN gets 3D.

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Why do you make up scenarios in your head to be angry about?

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>>7903676
Moris contempt of the fan culture that elevated her from mediocrity is annoying.

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>>7903676
Some people get off on complaining about stuff.

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>>7903621
Why would Mori give birth to a rape baby?

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>>7903928
Why would Mori murder her own child?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /vt/ 95% of unmedicated schizos making up rrats, tricking themselves into believing them and getting angry about it

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>>7903593
Zoomer culture where you make excuses for your failures. Any EN could be an idol if they tried.

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>>7904278
Mori has talked before about resenting idol culture. Watch streams.

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>>7904526
did the asspain made you turn off the clip halfway through
or is your own cattle-like inability to alter your opinion once set is being projected onto everyone you watch

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>>7904026
Because murder is so fucking kawaii

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>>7904620
>She said she changed her opinion
Yeah because she's earning 20k a month from idol fans lmao

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>>7904880
So does she hate idol culture or not retard?

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>>7904880
yeah, it's not like she became friends and sung together with Milky way before Hololive gig was a thing and while she was still living in a shoebox

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>>7903624
She'll be first like always

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>>7903593
Mori is definitely bottom 50% in EN, but she is gonna look adorable in an idol outfit, I can't wait.

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>>7904026
>White women
>Souls
Commuting infatanicide for short term pleasure is culturally promoted

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>>7904526
Anon doesn't understand how past tense works...
I hated the taste of coffee, now it's the only thing that keeps me going

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>>7905074
Non-whites have the highest rate of abortion.

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the thread is so bad it drawn /pol/ posters, I hope you're proud of yourself OP

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>>7904026
>>7905074
Oh, that explains why people who watch vtubers are all deranged puritans, you're fucking Christcucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>7905107
Based
>>7905225
>Against infant murder
>U must be a Christcuck
I despite how complete the brainwashing is

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>>7903676
This is prime example of the rampant schizophrenia in this board.

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>>7905225
puritans are right about a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, it doesn’t matter if they are right or wrong, whenever deadbeats come to these threads the copium is always showing

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>>7903593
You could've picked better stuff from the list anon:

RRAT LIQUIDATION SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO!
>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up
>Family tragedy
>IRS trouble
>Visa running out
>Depression arc part 2
>Covid vaccine
>Actually dieing/graduating
>Suspension because of a recent collab
>Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence
>Fucked up her reservation
>Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Attacked/raped by/raping manlets
>is actually Anemachi
>Pregnant
>Mind transfer with a robot body
>Kiara did it
>Just wanted more days off
>Lost her voice
>is getting married
>doing it just to make (you) suffer
>Surprise online tour with Fake Type
>Rematch in person with the tank man
>Moving to a new house
>Comatose
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman
>Interview with record label
>Working on her WoD campaign
>Writer's block in general
>Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room
>Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it
>Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule
>Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money
>She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week
>Korean geondals are after her for protection money
>Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster
>A week long period
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>Training for holofightz
>Watching the Coca Cola 600 in the grandstands of Charlotte Motor Speedway
>Furiously working on the D-side MV to Roki
>tied up in the holohouse's basement
>Flew all the way to Central Kansas just to go to a Golden Corral
>Started smuggling designer clothings with devil like gimmicks and accessories
>Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers
>Is turning black and regretting it
>Has gotten really into baking
>cucking mousey AND milky queen by having sex with Cali-P
>Visting Mr. Koro in the hospital
>her english school begged for her to sub in when the replacement teacher got covid and she likes kids so she couldn't say no
>Infiltrating cover offices to steal a gaint tako, mission impossible style

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>>7905443
>EVERYONE IS COPING, ONLY I AM BASED HAHAHAHAHA

This is what you sound like, right now.

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>>7905443
>anti can't even make sure that his points are right so this cope-post exists.

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>>7905486
>Training for holofightz
>is actually Anemachi

Kek i love this list so much, they be more creative than every antis rrats

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>>7905519
>>7905561
Go cry to Dad cuckbeat, she’ll teach you to play ball

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>>7905609
Oh I'll teach her to play ball alright...

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>>7905609
>I make the rules so I win!
I know who needs a father in his life, and it ain't me.

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>>7905486
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
I'll buy these for a dollar each though.

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>>7905486
>>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
I want to believe

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>>7905673
Calliopeople exist! /callig/ exists again!

DEADBEATS GET THE ROPE!

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>>7905673
LMAO, the absolute state
Why do you even bother to get out of your general if you’re going to overdose?
That’s dangerous, show me actual words

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>>7905762
This is the /callig/ thread now. Get out.

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>>7905486
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
She's just like me!

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>>7903676
the question that destroyed /vt/

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>>7905821
So this “Calliopeople” are taking over the discussion… Kinda based, not gonna lie

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>>7905883
>/vt/ thought the final yab was gonna be from Hololive.
>It didn't think about something from within.

The tragedy writes itself.

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>>7905074
Mori seems like the type of girl who absolutely hates abortions.

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>>7905907
it's only cause they got bullied out of /morig/

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>>7905883
Everytime a sane question like that shows up in a schizo thread it simply gets swiftly ignored.

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>>7905225
Yeah dude. Fuck babies. We should be able to put them down until they are 3.

[Anonymous No.]

How does Mori still live rent free in some poster's heads?

[Anonymous No.]

the one that ever admitted to not liking idolshit and this still happens
you guys really do only want the fakest lying bitches

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>>7903621

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>>7903621
>orgasm
>doesn't begin to enjoy it
Mutually exclusive.

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>>7903593
would be like putting on the girly dress on Ashelin in star channel34

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>>7906270
Milky already groomed her to liking idolshit.

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>>7903593
Is making up scenarios in your head all you have left?

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>>7903593
Calliope Moron

[Anonymous No.]

hags in idol outfit is godtier

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all hype for the collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7906686
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE AN IDOL UNTIL IT'S TIME TO DO IDOL SHIT
YA BOY AIN'T NO POSER

[Anonymous No.]

Can deadbeats just not take a joke anymore? I thought this was a funny post, then I scroll down and it’s like
>f-fuck off anti
>M-Mori loves being an idol
>s-she told me so it must be true #BelieveAllWomen
Even KFPs know how to roll with the punches nowadays, but deadbeats always come off so defensive and insecure.

Amazing how they call everyone schizos, while at the same time accusing people of some grand conspiracy to try and ruin their oshi’s reputation based off of some 4channel shitpost.

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>>7907348
>makes retarded shitpost
>it backfires
>I-It was just a joke guys
Now THIS is cope.

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>>7905107
Kind of funny how you group all non whites into one category... as if abortion rates between blacks and south asians for example would in any way be comparable.

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>>7903593
lol man voice dork be seething

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>>7907348
They’re deflecting
Look at this guy >>7907452

[Anonymous No.]

Mori should accept her fate.

She is not special at singing or anything.
Just follow what JP sempais do and make money.

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>>7907452
>literally admitting it’s a shitpost
>”b-but it’s totally serious, guys! Not a joke, I swear! H-he really does hate her!”
Oh I see. You think shitpost just means “post I don’t like”, just like every other word that gets posted here.

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>>7907348
This rrat is just really fucking grating every single time Mori gets brought up. And the thing is it's not a shitpost, doxxfags discover her pre-debut music and then beat it to the ground genuinely believing it.

Most rrats that aren't genuine attempts at humor and absurdly wild are more than likely genuinely believed by the retards who spout it.

You're not really going to ruin anybodies reputation nor am I upset as Mori isn't my Oshi. But it's sad seeing you faggots shit up the board everyday and then saying you were only "acting" retarded. Just fuck off to discord already.

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>>7903676
Why do you venture outside of global? You should go back to your walled garden instead of getting angry at the outer world.

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>>7907946

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>>7907901
So you're admitting you're retarded then?

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>>7907946
I thought the joke here was that we all KNOW she hates the idolshit, hence why she wants to hang around dudes constantly. I didn’t know you guys were trying to unironically claim that she wants to be one. It’s be easier for you if you just laughed it off, rather than getting so worked up trying to deny everything that doesn’t paint this wigger rapper as some perfect idol princess.

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>>7907348
>Can deadbeats just not take a joke anymore?
This gets spammed every single day.
Even if it's a joke it's long since stopped being funny.
>Genshincuck
Ah.s

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>>7908269
Except it's wrong. She doesn't but people have that impression because doxxfags.
Not wanting to be the shitty idol stereotype isn't the same as hating idols or idol fans. Again, you're retarded. And if you're just joking, you're acting retarded for the sake of shitting up the board. Fuck off to discord already.

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>>7908420
And just because she “doesn’t hate idols and idol fans” does it necessarily mean she wants to be one. I don’t hate janitors (not the IRL ones, at least), but I’d never in my life pick up that job voluntarily.

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>Except it's wrong. She doesn't but people have that impression because doxxfags.
>Not wanting to be the shitty idol stereotype isn't the same as hating idols or idol fans. Again, you're retarded. And if you're just joking, you're acting retarded for the sake of shitting up the board. Fuck off to discord already.

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>>7908680
>made several songs about her feelings
>talked about it at length whenever asked
>still producing music and singing her heart out with one of those idols she supposedly hates/disrespects

Like I keep saying, you're retarded.

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>>7908763
Why are you so upset.

Go watch Calli's karaoke, that might cheer you up.

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>>7908769
Why did you reply to me before reading my post? I already said she can hate the thought of becoming an idol herself without hating other idols or idol culture.

Why do Holofags want every girl to be an idol, anyways? Why not just let a gamer be a gamer, or a rapper be a rapper?

[Anonymous No.]

>Why did you reply to me before reading my post? I already said she can hate the thought of becoming an idol herself without hating other idols or idol culture.
>Why do Holofags want every girl to be an idol, anyways? Why not just let a gamer be a gamer, or a rapper be a rapper?

[Anonymous No.]

Now look what you retards done, soijackposterbot is here

[Anonymous No.]

>Now look what you retards done, soijackposterbot is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7905107
>he thinks useless niggers are the same as asians

[Anonymous No.]

>>he thinks useless niggers are the same as asians

[Anonymous No.]

>>7910034
>>7907561
It's an across the board thing, don't get your panties in a twist.
Abortion was promoted as a racial purity thing and it's working splendidly for that purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>Isn't watching the collab right now
Your rrat is dead on arrival

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>>7910269
>It's an across the board thing, don't get your panties in a twist.
>Abortion was promoted as a racial purity thing and it's working splendidly for that purpose.

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[Anonymous No.]

Mori called herself a "idol" in the YouTube Music Weekend VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>brapper's reclining
>post the stealth shill thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7912016
POHMP EET

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>>7912091
Pumping Calli............

[Anonymous No.]

What's with deadbeats and responding to every shitpost about mori seriously as if the other guy cares about her instead of just wanting (You)s, even kfp found out that shitposting with the baiters is a better answer than trying to defend her

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>>7910591
Oh, how money changes people

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>>7910591
guess they've been thoroughly briefed after that coco stream where coco called gura an idol and all she had to offer was an unenthusiastic
"if you say so"
nothing of the sort since then, gura even called herself an idol in a stream after that. bet they really drilled it into them in their meetings

[Anonymous No.]

>>7906385
Yes, Mori will be a mother whether she likes it or not.

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>>7903593
Why are you guys so mean to mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7919184
Because she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7919570
I don't.

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>>7910591
A snake doesnt change its stripes. Expect her to go back to shitting on idols on her roommate account when she quits hololive.

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>>7919649
Don't lie.

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>>7903593
You WILL wear the idol dress
You WILL act cute and wear high heels
You WILL preform tete with your team
You WILL learn Japanese to appeal to Japanese idol fans
You WILL get sexually suggestive costumes
You WILL sing J-pop duets with Suisei
and you will be happy.

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>>7912681
Too many newbeats who weren't here during TT arc.

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>>7919747
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

I like the fact that Mori isn't an idol.