/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Kogotights Edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Previous thread: >>78638723

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
>hit post and forgot to do title
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
That hairline is pretty high up

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
Kinda crazy how cute this design is, torso/waist seems...incorrect but in a way I cant articulate, but its a fantastic start

[Anonymous No.]

we need more girls in glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
Holy receding hairline

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
I love this fox like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
Is this astroturfing making yourself op multiple times in a short period chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>78672141
Isn't she streaming

[Anonymous No.]

what up chat, its me streamer man back with another stream! okayyy so today we're gonna be playing some of that elden ring dlc

[Anonymous No.]

>>78672260
No

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for the lack of sex with Mond past couple threads. Dog chewed through my internet cable and I had to wait for the replacement.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>male
>ccv 25
>menhera because numbers
>hate women
>find femchuuba
>streaming since 2020
>ccv 5
>find more femchuubas
>more followers
>lower ccv
>all streamed for years with low ccv
>feel better
>stop hating women
Always someone who has it worse. I wish em' luck. Seems they need it.

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>>78672488
I checked... why would you lie to me? That's not nice... :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>78672497
you can make it up to me by barking a Hitler soeach in german while I pound your sinful butt with a paddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>78672671
Mond...

[Anonymous No.]

suicide pact with Mond

[Anonymous No.]

>>78672381
>its me streamer man
yayy-
>elden ring
!lurk

I wonder who else is streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>78672141
this happens every time a new girl appears, sorry I have tot ell you but most of the posters are simps

[Anonymous No.]

anyone have ideas for subathon goals?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I think I should just do comic dubs because all you have to do is yell really loud and it's an instantaneous 30k+ views

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/chaosfoundry

Fortnite time!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>78673120
Narrate chats choice of copypasta
Play game or genre chat knows you hate
Hot Chip (This one is kinda hit or miss as far as non-fleshtubers go but some people are really into it)
Room or setup tour
And if you are a cute girl feet reveal

[Anonymous No.]

>>78673374
when you have a really strong opinion like this that's testable you should do it

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[Anonymous No.]

>>78674158
Flandzen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674158
Flandzen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674286
he needs a muse, leave him alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>78673915
not a cute girl, and i've taken the white boy subclass of maxing out spice on my food, but the game genre i don't like idea and the copypasta idea sounds great. maybe even a warhammer building handcam

[Anonymous No.]

>>78672940
shut the fuck up or i'll get your oshi to collab with me

[Anonymous No.]

HOW DO I KNOW IF I HAVE AN INTERESTING PERSONALITY

[Anonymous No.]

how do we save ____

[Anonymous No.]

I just want someone that loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675111
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674988
fuza? he's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674988
albert? he's fine

[Anonymous No.]

wow kogo you're so mature for a 1view... do your parents know you're streaming? wow so smart and cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674988
Gobbcubus? Not sure, I think Skab owns a gun which will be tricky to counterplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675278
Just lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674527
20 giftsubs if you get mond to collab with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675398
bro..

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674988
Mawg? he's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674988
denpa? I think she's funny, I wanna be friends with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674988
Cabu
Ainslie
Shvah
Keitaro
Orpho
Cody
Nikola
Polybius

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675982
Who is orpho

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676035
a 2thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
She's such a pickme girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674158
chakermojer...................................................

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676162
I'd pick her

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676162
didn't you try this shit with lava last year, how'd that work out

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674988
Zeph doesn't want to be saved. He just wants to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676162
Hey, relax. I appreciate that you don't try so hard. It's refreshing to see someone like you. I'd pick you in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

looks like gumpai was the loli grifter the whole time, she’s switching to a higher pitch voice on her newest tweet with a loli model. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676836
hi gumpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676935
hi denpa!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676836
self crab? do you mind not doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>78676998
nta but she crabs herself so she can see people defending her, she just wants attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>78674286
>>78674369
man just be happy he's focusing his energy on someone that actually deserves it for once

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning /asp/
Hope you are feeling good today. It's Friday and the Elden Ring DLC released.
Which other stuff will I see my /asp/ie-oomfies doing today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78677060
She's not the only one.>>78677060

[Anonymous No.]

>>78677485
>fucked up the reply
owned owned fucking owned

[Anonymous No.]

>>78677485
are you retarded, friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78677060
>haru selfcrabs
>beryl selfcrabs
>gumpai selfcrabs
>lavandel selfcrabs
It never ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78677792
and Iriya selfharms

[Anonymous No.]

>>78677969
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78678017
sure is summer around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>78678054
He never streams so i dont blame them in this instance

[Anonymous No.]

>>78678296
And hasn't posted a video on youtube in months.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/bacillyboy

I'm taking a 5 minute break because I just accidentally clicked away 30-40 minutes of game progress. But I'm still live with Pokemon Platinum.

[Anonymous No.]

bros how do i get fwofie to donate to me.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>78678713
well first pick someone more interesting to ask after

[Anonymous No.]

>>78678826
Like who

[Anonymous No.]

>>78679262
chakimoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>78679345
Who did chakimoji give a throne gift to

[Anonymous No.]

>>78679491
no one, shes just more interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>78679345
I love her but her fans are just so fucking horny all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>78679978
>her fans are just so fucking horny all the time
are we talk about grace? or fwofie? or yumi? or chaki? or which one of the waspies?

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[Anonymous No.]

gumpai is going through a bpd episode by changing models and voices, she is having an identity crisis, see her blow up her following soon

[Anonymous No.]

Zenya still mogs everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>78680783
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78680783
literally who

[Anonymous No.]

im super excited for tomorro .w.

[Anonymous No.]

>browsed yesterday's threads
Jesus why are you burgerlanders so mentally unstable

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671684
YOU FUCKING BALDING RETARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>78681553
What is happening tomorrow my sweet sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

So uh
Flork replying to Denpa was not on my list today.

[Anonymous No.]

Confess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78681765
1 year stream (8 hours!) And redebut design teaser reveal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78680783
If you had told people a year ago that Zenya would mog Beryl and Runoxi, everyone would've laughed at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78681789
they've already interacted, he drew her a flork

[Anonymous No.]

>>78681832
being complimented is too addictive, I try to pretend I don't care that much, but I drool when someone compliments me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78680783
It's crazy how she mogs females with her ASMR and mogs males with retro and Doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>78681985
compliment starved aspies tierlist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682035
im at the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
She'll mog zenya

[Anonymous No.]

How do I commission Must_Broke to make me a png like the one poly uses?

[Anonymous No.]

can you /wvt/ fags mog yourself some bitches and fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>78680783
Loli buff is no joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682035
Not the same, I also haven't watched and interacted with everyone so its not complete

[Anonymous No.]

mawg mentioned???

[Anonymous No.]

Common knowledge, but I'll say it anyway. Schizos will throw names out there and proceed to bait with the one that gets the most (you)s or see which literal who's they can pit against each other this time around.
pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
Brickman in 'used to compliments'? Last I heard, his magic golem circuitry gets fried when he gets a compliment. I haven't seen it happen for myself though

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
nothing frustrates me more than 3rd being almost immune to compliments. ill get him one day

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVENT FUCKING POSTED MINE YO CHILLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>78683220
sounds like something a cute brickmans would say, if I didn't know better .............. got your ass, go to bed sterling

[Anonymous No.]

>>78683202
thank you Grimmi and Jeb Bush for telling us the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78681903
Why did Runoxi end up the biggest disappointment of her gen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78683419
Wasn't me, but someone who understands the workings of the Brickman well
Pleasant dreams be upon you, yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78683251
Hey! Any fitness tips?
inb4 fitness dick in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Play RoTMG :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>78683893
this isnt alpin.. this is someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>78681832
I just wish we could talk again like normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>78683893
fitness dick in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
this is the first time in my life that I'm first in anything other than being stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
>not on this one
hum

[Anonymous No.]

>>78684483
dont expose me wtff

[Anonymous No.]

>>78684125
have u tried talking to them normally anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78684562
>>78682994
wrong post i replied to.. gomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>78684562
I need to compliment you more my cute little squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
They just havent tried hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

what up chat, streamer man here. hey im just gonna let you all know ill be collabing with stream dude tomorrow and we're gonna be playing mario kart 64

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
I actually don't know how to take compliments. I brush them off because I really don't know how to react but I'd be critically weak to a genuine compliment from someone I know. I don't get them too often anyway so it's not much of an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78684562
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675982
Not sure can I even be saved
>>78682994
How do you know I'm weak to compliment

[Anonymous No.]

i dont care how much of a cute submissive boy you are, the coomer act is still annoying. i need you to act like a prim and proper maid who makes no attempt to seduce me so that it's sweeter when i suddenly decide to rip your clothes and take control

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675982
I need to be made worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675982
>Nikola
Well streaming would help...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss you

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675520
his oshi isnt mond

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how we're supposed to take Iriya's advice about girls seriously when the ones he's taking on are cutters and posting nudes in the threads because they got blocked by him.

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685548
potentialmen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682373
must does not do comms only requests. c:

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686075
I request must creep into my dms so I can get a little flirty

[Anonymous No.]

give me the strength.... to go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686281
Mwah : )

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686281
*cums in your butt* :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686281

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685548
kid named in there:

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686398
>>78686410
>>78686389
GRAAAAAAH ILL KEEP FIGHTING
I'LL KEEP WORKING
I MUST GET THIS DONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686418
found the junior high kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686281
>>78686452
YGMI anon!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686452
You better. If you give up I'll respectfully court your oshi and make her a mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685178
But of course, I'm professional when I need to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685178
Are you enlist or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686768
fuck off ryuuta

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that you will never get fucked by a 30yo+, hairy, 400lb+, 6'+, balding, ojisan.

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys streamer man here, friendly reminder i am running a sponsorship promo with ojinetwork dot com and if you sign up now you get a bonus deposit of 50 big ones, that's right baby don't wanna miss that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78686478
>>78686577
im gmi!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685178
I fucking hate coomers, especially femboy ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>78688437
I have no idea why it's so popular to act like that when it's pretty clear a lot of people think it's annoying, Flayon is the least popular holostar because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

good night chat.........

[Anonymous No.]

>>78688666
Sleep well, nona. Nice trips.

[Anonymous No.]

uuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>78689372
Homomo...

[Anonymous No.]

No references for legs - Sonic boots are your FATE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632
If Needy Streamer Overload is a reflection of streamers, this song is a reflection of viewers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBljwdejWoY

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
>highly resistant

You fell for my ruse, I love compliments and get embarassed very easy which makes me freeze up and make me look like I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685457
Name him or die, sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>78689372
uuuuuuuuu......

[Anonymous No.]

>>78675982
I cannot be helped. I'm on the verge of quitting and just going back to farming ranks in League.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78690843
dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>78693874
Pathetic vaugeposting slop

[Anonymous No.]

What’s a good way to thank my collab partner for taking such good care of me? He does too much for me for just a thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78694721
suck his cock retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>78694721
Make him art, advertise his streams, write a song for him, DM him your gratitude and appreciation, etc. Or >>78694745

[Anonymous No.]

>>78682994
I've made 3rd flustered several times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695000
shut up rura

[Anonymous No.]

>>78694745
I guess its time to ask him for more collabs so I have an excuse to suck his cock until his balls look like shriveled nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695105
Not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78671632

[Anonymous No.]

>>78680143
You must be 18 to post here, summerfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>78688526
funny how the coomers ended up being the most alienating while the more grounded ones ended up being more likable/watched

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685548
>No content Suraya in somebodies
>20 ccv KankuroKing in who
This is why you can't take these seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>78688526
Flayon is the only shota in Holostars though, so is it because of his character or is it because of Flayon? 1 isn't a good sample size

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695792
He's like that with his PL too iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695554
Usually pretty downbad for my fellow chuubas here but this design screams "must be protected"

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning I'm going to seethe
>Be on twitter
>Come across this tweet: https://x.com/Susume_Reiki/status/1804005609219510351
>Guy is using the generic anime fence bg
>Already 100+ followers on twitch
>Nearly 200 on twitter
>All art media is either comms or stuff made by friends
>No voice reveal
>Just seems to post their fancy ass meals and going to cons
>Character is just pretty anime boy
Hate vtubing not putting effort into anything else again

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695933
I mean in terms of his popularity, is it because he's a sexpest shota or is it because of his streaming abillity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696168
>>78695792
>>78695933
you guys leave him alone, flayon is the only ENGLISH shota, though we had kira-chan who was peak fucking content and i miss him so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696084
Are you shitting yourself over a vtweeter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696199
That's my point anon he's the only one, so judging shota popularity using him is very unreliable

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696242
Yes I unironically am I wish I had time and money to go to cons and people liked me for who I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>78692496
Otsu anon enjoy LDARing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696084
Probably bot likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696301
Do things which appeal to people

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696530
I don't want to be generic anime boy #1242398593459 I want to be myself

[Anonymous No.]

how do i know if i have a good singing voice
no i will not do a vocaroo, everyone will know its me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696641
Sing bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696680
why are you always so rude when you avatarpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696706
he is autistic anon, don't take it to heart

[Anonymous No.]

Microphone recommendations? XLR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696706
i hate being alive and i take it out on other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696585
ah yes the bitter irony poisoned male who wants the world to see him as some scrunkly weird little creature guy instead of generic anime boy. How unique and something we've never seen before, especially here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696641
Record a song sung by yourself.
Replay it to yourself and if you like it then it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696892
As opposed to someone who literally doesn't even stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696585
Okay be yourself then, don't expect other people to care though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78697046
I'm tired of being reminded that I'm especially unlikable when I go online

[Anonymous No.]

>>78697124
Anon, the harsh reality is, the only person in this life who will ever love you for being you is your mother. Everybody else wants something from you, so you either play the game or you stop sulking like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78697258
>the only person in this life who will ever love you for being you is your mother.
>mother

[Anonymous No.]

FUN asp thread tip to help those on their journey!

Click away from posts and press F on your keyboard. Thank me later!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78697639
>fappe tyme activated
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696084
You think thats bad? I came across some faggot on tiktok playing ROBLOX with the most generic low effort png known to man. He had a rule on his stream not to comment on his shitty png or get banned.

He had 400 people watching, 28k views in total. I understand that its tiktok, but while I was there people were gifting him those weird tiktok gift things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78697730
Yeah it makes me feel bad, it's like there's some actual conspiracy to prop these people up because if I tried doing that I'd wallow in no views for all eternity

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/nahnah3900

Hey we're almost done with the main game and have a shitload of side content to do soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695787
>No content Suraya in somebodies
still more memorable than vidya letsplay streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>78698221
>5 videos in 4 months
>Hasn't even broken 99 subs
objectively less interesting than letsplay streams and it's a lot easier to get a sub on youtube than follow on twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>78685548
lol funny crab list you made fwofie

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696892
nta but I feel personally slighted by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>78696084
it's pay to win

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised no one whose super angsty or questionable in asp streams on kick.. it just seems fitting as a match.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to plap Kogo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78699475
shameless degens like to pretend they still have pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>78699475
Kick's stream setup is rather shoddy and Pafu got banned on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78699562
How does someone get banned on the shithole? Genuinely impressed LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695554
breedable

[Anonymous No.]

I want to plap Ria...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78699562
how did she get banned there lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695554
UUU THIS IS SICK THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

I want to plap Olga

[Anonymous No.]

>>78697639
ACEEE I LOVE YOY BUT WILL NEVER TELL YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>78699716
>>78699608
Accidentally showed her titty toggle I think so got banned for nudity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78680220
Thank you for the transparent version! o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>78699886
Slushy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78699886
Then you dont

[Anonymous No.]

I was honestly thinking about taking acting lessons to pull of a Homelander vibe on stream

If you're reading this Hyde, your dialogue really carries that slightly unhinged feel.
I stream consistently and networking/edit videos, but I personally don't feel like I have a "character" of sorts

Do you guys think it's possible to start adding kayfaybe to an established chuuba, or would it be best to rebrand and go full kayfaybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700514
It depends, if you were a completely normal guy before at least announce it somewhere to not shock your audience so much. Rebranding is bad as it will certainly cost you a looot of time to get back, even if you have the /asp/ buff.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think realistic modern clothing is a debuff? Most of the modern clothing I see has a bit of a futuristic or fantasy element to it. Kinda worried that a straight up realistic modern clothing design would look boring in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700514
tupo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700514
Dr Disrespect is just a kayfabe vtuber in flesh form when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me an asp ship to write a fanfic for (it’ll be fluff)

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700731
it would make you more attractive to normies but thats still a hard audience to grab. there's a successful indonesian chuuba who is literally just in a blue hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700841
arax

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700841
Yumi and Ace and Slushy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700841
GIVE ME CHAKI X FLANDZEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700856
sorry arax and tupo

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700841
I'm still waiting for a Haru x Vita fic

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700514
Do you think you can really keep your Homelander vibe up while playing games for 4+ hours at a time? What do you even mean by a Homelander vibe anyway? Is it just cocky with a hint of "I would kill you if I had the chance"?

[Anonymous No.]

I am tired if you people crabbing me for no reason so I will be making a graduation announcement in a few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701005
It's like a gaslighting narcissistic husband simulator
Maybe it'd be cool to play the "Normal" during non-member streams, while sometimes giving off little glitches of unhinged-ness
I had an idea where whenever we broke the Nice guy for a brief section, my model would instant SNAP back to a neutral position and we'd start over

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a talent to set me apart as a vtuber. Feels like everyone can either draw or sing or something and I have fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Doing my lil' Affiliate activation event around 2 hours from now to ring in summer and debut all my recent upgrades to stream in one place. Nothing major as far as events go, but gonna have call-ins and some activities planned on top of channel redeems, emotes, new mic, and the rest. Now you can make me lift on stream and stuff yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701224
Can I lay my head in between your bouncing beautiful boobies m'male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701217
never too late, plus if youre autistic enough about a game/ hobby with a decent community, that can be your 'thing'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78698819
She was streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701217
same...no point enabling affiliate when there's nothing there

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701391
Fwofie barely talks in her stream
Two monitors exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701391
It's well known that Fwofie crabs other people here, if you truly think she only selfposts and doesn't do this then you're stupid.

I guess we aren't ready for this conversation yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701476
>>78701526
Very organic posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700514
>>78701153
If this is who I think it is, Kankuro, then just rebrand if you want to do this.
You might not think you have a character, but you do (it's a somewhat hyperactive, fairly positive one) and seeing you try and turn yourself into Homelander feels wrong because it's so different than what I imagine you as currently. A full redebut/rebrand would be a nice way to get a reset on your personality if that's what you really want IMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701264
Only if you promise to eat your protein and sleep 7-9 hours per night on a consistent schedule, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701685
I have insomnia...

[Anonymous No.]

if it really is fwofie then my placement is really strange relative to some of the others on it, but in a good way
i hope we can talk more fwofie :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>78695000
I just fell to my knees and cried… teach me. Or do it on stream do I can hear it

[Anonymous No.]

If smell o vision vr technology was perfected, which /asp/ie would benefit the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701685
Frick…

[Anonymous No.]

Crabs and schizos really don't watch streams do they?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine crabbing fwofie, a woman who has never been anything but supportive to /asp/, a woman who showed us her feet in cat socks, who does fan art of us, who did stomach ASMR, who sings to us, who loves us, who fights for us, who protects us. It is Literal buffoonery to crab her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702198
never ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702309
no, it's pure 4chan retardation galore, buffoonery is try to defend her when you already know that this will only get her crabbed even more, NO you won't "own the crabs".

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702309
She even played ROTMG with /asp/ies last night on stream

[Anonymous No.]

When my model is done should I share it here or not bother posting? You sell seem to crab alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702495
if male, no. if female, maybe but probably no

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702309
Where are you when the ones getting crabbed are supportive males?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702555
nta but I was defending Alpin yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702495
Ït all depends, can you take some crabbing, or will the make you cry? Crabs don't watch streams, crabs don't support people, and they know nothing besides what gets mentioned /here/, you just need to show yourself and ignore them if you can minimally ignore what attacks you. If not, don't bother, your mental is more important than +10 followers

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702601
>nta
then it wasn't meant for you
most of the supportive male aspies get crabbed non stop and almost no one defends them

[Anonymous No.]

You can't make me believe all the crabbing and defending in this thread is real. It's all a psyop trying to make me hate someone because of how stupid the defenders are, or make me like someone because of how stupid the crabs are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702718
I like that crabs have nothing to attack me besides "wow anon is X", like I don't say it every single time :3c

[Anonymous No.]

gmorni asp .w. o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702718
The psyop purpotrator? All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702718
It's real and I'm guilty for defending my friends sometimes, I think some people will believe the rrats. I know I shouldn't, but I don't want some crab planting lies into people's brain's that prevent them from getting to know the really cool people here.

[Anonymous No.]

asp for this feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702919
Miu :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702601
Alpin is literally the ONLY male that gets defended. Why don't you defend other peple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702919
Mond off meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702974
I rarely watch males. Sorry for being a lesbian and not being a fujo enjoyer like renata :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702974
which males are getting attacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702974
I've defended others too, but I'm not going to go listing all of them because the thread considers some of them schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/gumpai_/status/1803972349844427128
What the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702919
>Nya.jpg
Nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702555
There's no point defending then because it just makes them crab harder, if you ignore them they choose a new target that gets them replies

[Anonymous No.]

>Affiliate celebration with Partner numbers
https://www.twitch.tv/feyremiari

Look at these numbers.
https://twitchtracker.com/feyremiari
ASMR is the way to grow fast and quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702555
Defending them. I defended Sterling last night. I can’t read the thread 24/7. I sleep sometimes like a fucking casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702601
Please DO NOT "defend" anyone. You're just making the thread shittier by arguing with schizos and trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703256
Sterling getting crabbed is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703158
I love how Gumpai can afford to be so erratic and change her content/model every 2 days and still have a good CCV.
If a male behaved like this, they would be stuck at permanent 1vew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703256
Stop doing it then, you're just making them more of a target by giving schizos their sought after (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703310
>>78703158
Regular viewers know what the Gumpai experience is. I miss the doggo though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703303
I usually just say my piece and leave at that. I don't argue with them since I know they just want (You)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703158
Cute voice, I don't think she can keep it up for a whole stream though

[Anonymous No.]

>>78702718
I'm actually sure the crabs and the constant skinwalkers have managed to convince multiple people about me, honestly at this point it has zapped me of any desire to continue streaming and I think I might as well just go back to being a viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703373
>>78702555
Which one is it? Do I defend or not defend? Are the people saying not to defend actually the crabs? I don’t have time for the mental gymnastics.

[Anonymous No.]

I will integrate it into the next thread, so:
>Crabs are attacking an /asp/iring vtuber! What should I do?
Nothing, do not feed the crabs, do not give them a (You).

Are we fine with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703632
Yes, ignore the crabs, they are literally looking for attention. Since I stopped responding to them they don't even mention me anymore because there's no fun to be had at my expense. Use your fucking brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703632
Do not feed the trolls is the common saying. By defending, you are encouraging them to keep crabbing because they know they get a reaction from someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703634
Yes, do NOT engage with crabs, schizo posting or drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703714
Yeah same. They just cycle through a list of names and whatever gets the most reactions will be the ones they keep bringing up in future threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703606
This is why I try to say my piece when it's someone I'm friends with...

>>78703632
I know people say do not feed the trolls, but situations like the anon above happen and I would hate for others to end up in that situation as well.

[Anonymous No.]

yes, let the crabs and schizos dictate the narrative, the new guys coming in definitely won't believe them

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703634
it's fine, but add it at the end, not much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703310
Wait till you learn about yuii and how many times she changed models. She even made money off the assets she sold

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703810
It's like these people never got bullied in school or something

[Anonymous No.]

My PC is still at the repair shop getting looked at....I just want to stream again, I had some nice things lined up too.

It's so sukover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703876
Reminder that crabs only exist in this thread. If it's someone you care about, DM THEM. Send them a nice tweet. Do something nice for them and tell them not to worry outside the thread. It will help their confidence as well as murder the crab schizos in this thread because they cant DM or hurt them outside the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78701685
I did my first workout in a while yesterday, thanks alpin

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703878
This is why I hate the asp community, you need to accept being mistreated otherwise you are blamed for even trying to defend yourself or your friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703246
Nice games, awesome gameplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703921
hi again denpa!!

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, answer to my posts, give me the (You)s I want, bite all my bait because I say so and I need your attention. Never stop defending whoever I decided to crab!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704002
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703960
i want the scissors girl to beat me up and shove my face into the ground with her foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704016
or you can be positive and help people out, it'll even out eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703876
Skill issue. Get filtered. Learn not to be a menhera on the internet. If their mental is that weak then they *really* shouldn't be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703246
Only works if you are a girl you fucking retarded crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704131
Are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703976
Also crabs and and schizos largely do not watch streams they just regurgitate stuff from here and other threads, most of the schizos are either catalogfags, wasp schizos, wvt schizos, viewers and the occasional faggot from groomercord like the crocodile babi. Very few are actually other chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704016
This is a 4chan thing, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

Beating Fwofie up for crabbing everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704144
There is a limit to how much bullshit you can take until you give up on people and I gave up on asp

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704226
ubume barely passes and tricked all you into thinking she was afab

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703303
>don't defend anyone
>EXCEPT Alpin

[Anonymous No.]

Beating Fwofie up for not being my sugar mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704402
Why the fuck you're pointing meme arrows at me, bitch? I said don't defend ANYONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704318
Don't compare me with those low level crabs I join the chuuba fan discords record and archive every every stream tqeet and discord call become top donor slide into dms all to gather info for more crabbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704508
Why didnt you say that yesterday when people were defending Alpin then?
Why is this shit brought up when its someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704387

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704144
Look at every positive male here and how much they get crabbed

[Anonymous No.]

I want a sugar daddy / mommy..

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704594
You are replying to alpin right now dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>78703310
Mel is even better at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704690
How about you albench some bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704668
I only send simp money to hot menhera guys like Iriya

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704757
Gumpai is Mel

[Anonymous No.]

I sacrifice 20 sanity to summon rin wasabi in attack mode

[Anonymous No.]

told you niggas this place needed to be wrangled weeks ago but nuuuu muh thread policing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704902
I summon Kiki Rabbit in defence position

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704973
I fucking forgot to change the edition thing FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.]

Any vocaroo requests?

I just really like doing em

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704938
Fuck off I told you so fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704226
Iriya could pull it off if he took his meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704902
I counter you with my Denpa eater of schizos trap card

[Anonymous No.]

it's like some people have never been on other boards. every active board has constant 'crabs' and troll posts meant to filter the newfags. it's a way to gatekeep all the good information. it's just 4chan culture, you're meant to read between the lines. the issue is that half the thread squatters don't understand this and it becomes even more difficult because asp is meant to welcome newfags. this will always be an issue because 4chan culture has always been gatekeepy and the purpose of asp is the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705035
Sing the ps5 linkin park song

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705035
Make your best sales pitch for Inazuma Eleven

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705163
it doesn’t have any giant enemy crabs, unlike this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705102
>eater of schizos
>denpafish
*insert John Cena green screen gif here*

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705155
I blame the newfriend culture around the whole community, you have a lot of people that somehow found out about /here/ despite never having been users of 4chan itself, the retards never even try to learn about this so they jump the gun every single fucking time. You can't even make an obvious crabby joke because you have 2 mongoloids ready to respond with every single argument and without even the smallest of the flaws on their ideology because they need to prove to everyone that their friend is, in fact, a good human being, and this in turn ends up activating the horde of real schizos that want to shit up every thread they can in order to entertain themselves and get yet another collection of screenshots of "me and my trollposts :3c"

[Anonymous No.]

I unfollowed denpa after showing a bloody tampon while I was eating I don't care if it's not actual period blood she's nasty

[Anonymous No.]

im pissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705590
SEND PIC PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705441

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705562
Send pic of the tweet so I can jerk off to it and DM her my cum on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>78700870
Offkai 2025 was special for many people, but especially for Flandzen. He put in an application for a stall this year that would display his VTuber works that he was so proud of. His favorite moments were seeing his art bought by his muses. Nue, Geltaran, Eraxs, Azu, and even Gumpai and Denpa had come to buy copies of the portraits he had lovingly crafted for them.
It was an almost fantastical experience, but there was one thing that bummed him out, Chaki. It was the last day and she hadn’t bought her own portrait he had made. This was expected of course, she had said she wasn’t coming to Offkai for privacy and opsec reasons, but it still was a bit disappointing to see everyone but her buy his art.
“Hello… Hello!” Flandzen snapped out of his trance. He had been lost in thought that he didn’t notice a customer right in front of his booth. It was a short girl, wearing a face mask and a dark grey hoodie. With the hood up, all he could make out were her pink eyes. Even her hair was under a band that hid it. This wasn’t too strange of a getup. Flandzen had seen stranger through the weekend.
He apologized and asked in his thick accent if she was looking to purchase. “T-that one” came muffled through her mask. She was pointing at a Chaki painting. Not a big surprise. Those were selling fast. She quietly paid in cash and hurried away, leaving Flandzen to daydream more until he closed up shop for the final time this con.

It was late and Flandzen had a long flight back that he didn’t want to deal with. It would be something for tomorrow. Flandzen went back to his hotel room he was staying in. He could have stayed with friends, but he enjoyed having his own space, that nobody could interrupt.
His relaxation was interrupted by a knock at his door. Visitors weren’t too unusual since he told his friends his room, but this late? He silently cursed himself for giving that out. This was supposed to be his private place. He opened the door to find the short girl with the grey hoodie standing in front of him, soaked.
“I heard you were staying here. I got locked out, and it’s raining, and I heard you were closeby.”
The ratboy was stunned. Why would a random fan have come to him? She noticed the surprise in his eyes and quickly pulled off her mask and hood so he would understand. Her pink ponytail fell behind her and her bangs fell over her left, showing that his was Chakimoji, without a doubt.
Now stunned in a different way, Flandzen began sputtering, trying to ask questions as his ESL failed him. Instead of answering, she simply asked if she could come in.
The room was fairly simple. There was a single bed for one, along with a couch. Flandzen hadn’t been planning on sharing. He sat on the couch, letting Chaki take the bed. Once the first bout of awkwardness faded, the two of them started to talk into the night. They talked about their offkai experiences, Chaki getting locked out, the art he had made for her, meeting their friends, and whatever else came to mind. Very quickly, Flandzen lost all care for his ‘private place’. He just enjoyed talking with Chaki.
Eventually, Chaki got up and moved to the couch Fland was on, sitting next to him so she could show him pictures she had taken on her phone while he did the same. The longer they talked however, the more tired the two of them became. Fland could see her eyelids closing as she spoke to him. “Are you alright?” he asked. “I’m fine. Just tired. I’ll have plenty of time to sleep on the plane tomorrow. Sorry do you mind if I-?” Chaki leaned over and laid her head on the rat’s lap. “Sorry, just until we’re done talking, y’know?”
Flandzen was in no way able to talk. He was still trying to figure out where to put his hands. They were stiffly held in the air like a statue. Chaki noticed this and giggled. “You look silly. If you need to move your arms, you can pet my head, you know…”
Flandzen nervously complied. His shaky hands almost robotically ran themselves across the top of her head, making sure to avoid the extra pair of eyes in her hair. Her hair was silky smooth and he didn’t want to mess it up. It almost felt like he was unworthy of touching her hair. He could see her smiling at how cautious he was. Slowly, he moved his hands more, becoming more confident. He quickly grew proud of himself, gently rubbing her head, but when he leaned over to check on her, he realized she had already fallen asleep with a smile on her face. Flandzen was happy. He leaned his head back, closed his eyes, and drifted off to sleep as well, knowing he would wake up still happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705155
Nigger the difference is that other boards don't tend to have posters that self identify as much as it's done here

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705155
I hate 4chan culture and thought asp would be better because it's supposed to be a community for new vtubers but I was wrong, it's way better to network outside of this hellhole

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705441
I mean she is definitely eater of something

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705155
it's not the same
on other boards it's just play fighting "haha what's up MONKEY NIGGER XD" with friendly intent here it's "heh....THIS aspie isn't doing that well.." with malicious intent

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705155
I'll gatekeep /asp/ until I make it.
No newfags should make it before I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78705957
Get new material gumpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>78704594
Because I don't have the patience to wrangle newfags like you every day. If I did I'd be one of the schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78706014
>no malicious intent
he truly believes that