/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Sole Survivor Edition

Last thread: >>78508858
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560644
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560644
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560474
I don't know who or what killed the thread, but I demand an answer to my question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560664
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560803
>>78560474
that whore exposed his feet for strangers on the internet. none of the boys are seiso anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560664
Amen, mfs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560881
Okay, but is the VOD still up?
Also, there's this little thing called nuance that goes COMPLETELY over his head sometimes in certain contexts. You'd be shocked at how often this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560664
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560993
no vod but there are secret recordings and screenshots which makes it worse. it's like he has an illegal sextape now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560971
Luv me chuuni wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560993
sorry ruze, taking away the VOD doesn't change the fact that you give away free footjobs to random old men

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560803
Amongst Armis, I guess. Now that VG is whorostars, his only competition would be Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561108
>>78561161
Anons, I don't think he even knows the extent of what he did to that stream (and not in the clueless way but in the concept itself and him not really thinking about those implications in the process)

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560664
Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon's thighs
Wanting to be crushed by Flayon
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561268
>The 3D collab stream
Are you sure about that, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561268
thanks to Flayon, we know Altare did a little pole action with them before he left Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561276
I can guarantee you that Ruze has been online for many years and knows what’s going on. The man to set up a maid cafe and curtsey in a frilly dress, lifting the hem to the camera, knows about servicing an audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561447
I know THAT (the maid cafe stream was kino), but I'm just saying in this specific instance, it MAY have not crossed his mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561555
Then why, pray tell, do you think he did a footcam stream in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561761
Because it would be interesting and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561437
And apparently did pretty decently although Flay loves to gas up the otehrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561761
april fool's

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561268
>Altare
the blue man has long given up his seiso

[Anonymous No.]

>>78562067
More like April faps

[Anonymous No.]

>>78560803
>shows pussy on stream

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA ON THE GREEN SCREEN TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipAYFaw2Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipAYFaw2Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipAYFaw2Js

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA ZATSU TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipAYFaw2Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipAYFaw2Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipAYFaw2Js

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway, as Ruze is the most seiso, I can say with genuine confidence that Shinri is the least seiso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78562251
How dare you do that to Pollux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78562393
He did a high tier 3Dio asmr on his birthday, he’s already lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>78562538
I'm broke as fuck, anon, I'm not privy to shit beyond what he gives me for free.
Also, who knows what it was? It was probably Hunt or something with his cats. Still seiso.

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze has a well maintained pussy. Multiple in fact

[Anonymous No.]

so how about that mime idea shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze collects free pussy off the street and cleans them up for himself to enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78562717
I'm the janitor btw

[Anonymous No.]

>goxlr crashed
quick! learn sign language

[Anonymous No.]

A charades stream would be fun

[Anonymous No.]

Tired Shinri is so... am I allowed to say cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78563173
it makes him stupider which i think is very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>78562641
He got his cats some new toys and it was desk asmr of him coddling and kissing them, chatting about their lives, them using scratching poles and playing with jingly feather toys and occasionally meowing on the mic. Same as he does for the higher tier cat videos but a full stream instead of 1-2 minutes. The public Hunt 3Dio/other streams where cats are on the mic is very similar, just with no handcam/catcam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78562818
the free street pussy he collects? mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>78563173
I mean look at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>78563356
This is almost enough to make me seek better employment to be able to afford to listen to that. My fucking God, that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

lowpolyri shall live on

[Anonymous No.]

>>78561844
Altare is young and relatively fit, so I don't doubt he could do well at that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

shinri can't O

[Anonymous No.]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

my ears are rumbling

[Anonymous No.]

Oh they can calibrate that shit? I wonder if that is why Axel looks so goofy

[Anonymous No.]

shiny spicy merch https://x.com/ohmonah/status/1803593910318481799

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1803593910318481799

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
What happened to them saying they wanted a unit name that isn't shiny spicy?

[Anonymous No.]

*sounds of furiously slapping skin*

[Anonymous No.]

mama was slapping himself on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
>>78564330
i like the sleeves but everything else is meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
>>78564330
oh wow... that certainly is an art style

[Anonymous No.]

his constant sniffles drive me insane, just mute your mic and blow your nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
>>78564330
I was just about to post that kek now you can easily spot who the tempus fujos are

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564330
i love you ohmonah but come on…

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is slapping his own face on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
So Shiny Spicy is official now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
>>78564330
Forget the shirts, gimme more of the hot girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564511
can't use hq anymore and axel isn't into the duo unit enough to brainstorm a proper name

[Anonymous No.]

mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
>>78564330
Oh this one looks neat, would probably cost me like $100 alone tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564363
Sloth and inertia is stronger than both of their drives and naming senses combined. It was also born of an interaction with daisempai herself, and that's not to be taken lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564511
>Shiny Spicy
they could have came up with a pair name by now, but they didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564699
those are usually $65

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564911
+ taxes + duties + import + shipping

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564840
I know Shiny Spicy was made as a parody but honestly it fits them so well and understand them not wanting to create another one because of the sense of attachment

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The VG boys have become a lot more charismatic with their 3D models.

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564911
what >>78565012 said. Just to give you an example, this is how much I pay on tax on a product of similar price, not including shipping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565165
Yeah, hopefully this means that SS passed legal. I think that was why they were brainstorming alternatives, Altare said Cover wouldn’t let them have a parody of hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized her doing mismatched sleeves probably means Bettel gear is 100% happening

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565476
?? She had stuff with mismatched sleeves before

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565165
Axel doesn't care much, Altare wants a proper unit name because... Chronoir (???) and because there isn't really HQ anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565511
How he's looking up at that one chick from Slay the Princess

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565476
and it'll be on the wrong sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565919
There's no way for her to get it wrong because it'll either be the hair or the eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566003
I mean if you go by the backing of the keychain, it’ll be pink/purple like his coat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564685
That’s cute. I’m glad they’re getting duo merch, their designs look nice together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565706
ofc it's altare who isn't satisfied with the unit name that has a long history by now, is funny, fits their personalities and is approved by sora. what a fucking cunt, i hate altare so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566132
dont be mean to my wife

[Anonymous No.]

we love hating regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
>>78564330
I'm terrified imagining the kind of person who would wear this in public would make a cute pajama shirt though

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566132
be meaner to my wife, so i can comfort her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>behold... dandruff
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566384
>kind of person
ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566132
i mean, altare hates himself too so go off i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566384
The hoodie looks seriously nice, at least. I'm getting that, although it's sad that it would be even better by removing the drawings >>78564685

[Anonymous No.]

Not gonna, if I got a minimalist koi design on a shirt, I would be wearing that shit outside.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri has been infected with the Junior voice...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna apply to holostars just to design better merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
>>78564330
sooo...can we get VG shirts too? will they pair them up as well? i don't want my oshi to share a shirt with someone else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566823
>vg pairs
there are none. but you'll get bettel 1+2

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566477
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566800
retard, you should apply to Cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566800
I've already called dibs on jogger pants fyi, get your own idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566823
1 VG group shirt and 4 individual shirts

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566904
Bleh...

[Anonymous No.]

He's trying to cover up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566782
They've really rubbed off on each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567089
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, that is a huge overlook from Holopro, they don't really provide much training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566132
Who shit in your cereal

[Anonymous No.]

>>78565706
The Chronoir of Holostars is Bratt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567487
Astel had a whole clip some years back about how they could be but Izuru didn’t want to commercialize and push the duo. They are now

[Anonymous No.]

ok now zoom in on your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>"just a regular smile"
>mouth wide open

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567135
That too, probably
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566132
and i thought the guy who erases magnoir from pictures was a major schizo

[Anonymous No.]

what makes it even sadder is that ohmonah can design decent merch, but i guess the boys want their models plastered on shirts all the time, just look at her recent girlDM merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567632
Tempura don’t want to look at other collaborations on the ohmonah website

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567632
Man that is cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567487
the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567393
What training do they provide even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567832
Newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567832
Astel and Izuru's unit name.

[Anonymous No.]

hand elephant
why was this cute

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568103
im gonna suck on that finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568103
i though he was excited about getting to flip us off but he just wanted to make animals with his hands...

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI CAN DO YOUR TAXES~!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567700
I do, there's really good stuff there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Today, I give you...nothing
Oh Shinwi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568480
can't wait for twobert to get his own merch there too

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568596
not a vtuber or character streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568064
oh I thought it was just AsuIzu

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI SEXY HIPS NNNGGGNNH

[Anonymous No.]

>>78567632
>wearing chinese characters is cool
ok weeb

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568596
No one would buy it

[Anonymous No.]

3D really unleashed the silly in all of them

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri comes out with some real funny shit sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri HATES Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78569361
THE WEAKNESS OF FLESH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

bellydancer shinri ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is coughing

[Anonymous No.]

His aggressive wheezing cracks me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Shinri's smoker wheeze

[Anonymous No.]

he's gonna die kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564321
Shit. I got to buy this.

[Anonymous No.]

That running titan is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568492

[Anonymous No.]

>>78568692
It was, kind of, AsuIzu was the way to refer to them but it wasn't a proper unit name, they finally decided to make one for their activities as a pair and dropped the name earlier this month, so now they're Bratt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78570545
perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>78570545
yoink

[Anonymous No.]

>>78570093
He should take lessons from the bellydancer teacher of holopro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78570545
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>78570545
the expression is just right

[Anonymous No.]

>>78570754
>poledancing
>now bellydancing
what, you want him trained into some kind of super whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78571378
He's gotta land himself a husband somehow, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78571378
yes

[Anonymous No.]

found the assets

[Anonymous No.]

Back from popping off, what's Shinri up to now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78572180
having fun playing with himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>78572396
Did he give himself a lobotomy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78572438
Yes. It turned him into a furry. It's terminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>78566132
Based
New boys when?

[Anonymous No.]

What did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>if you want something to feel very long, just change positions a lot
Shinwi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78572828
august, its the northern elysian cabinet gen

[Anonymous No.]

That was a nice stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78573339
>full aussie gen
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>78573339
as long as we get a shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>78573339
Shelf-kun, my beloved~

[Anonymous No.]

>>78573909
i hope they have a drawer

[Anonymous No.]

>>78573753
give axel some friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>78573339
>Axel and Altare get fired this fall
Please let this happen it would be so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>78564685
They couldn’t even bother to iron it for phtotos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78574230
burgerlanders are allergic to ironing their clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78574306
who got time for that bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>78574381
Just toss it in the dryer

[Anonymous No.]

I'm praying for Shiny Spicy Story to be an actual song that Altare and Axel create.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78574565
It was “Shiny Spicy Memories” as a parody of shiny smily story

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78575128
Oh shit, it was memories! Well, either way. Actually make it into an original song already!

[Twithc No.]

>>78573339
Axel's own Ginyu Force lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>78575388
Hakka winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>78574565
>Altare
>ever making an orisong
>especially a DUET orisong
Rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>78575974
Management can make it for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>78575560
Axel with his own comic relief team of henchmen that he constantly verbally abuses is a good concept, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78576085
isnt this just axelotls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78576085
I would watch the shit out of that, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78576079
Soulless

[Anonymous No.]

>>78576181
Yeah and Hakka is pretty great

[Anonymous No.]

they should make a cuteness agression part two...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78576230
>Woven Fates
>Dead World
yeah, Altare's projects are the ones with a lot of soul, look at all of his covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>78573553
yeah it was pretty great

[Anonymous No.]

>>78576181
Axelotls aren't hilariously Australian, they're just dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfr5GgNI40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbjC9Zjw4EQ

[Anonymous No.]

im sick and the only thing that can cure me is a flayon karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

Tavi...?
https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1803632654014939574

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577137
im gonna wipe that smug look off his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577137
Dumbo ass ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577127
I hadn't actually seen any videos of Bettel's performance so far. I cringed so hard I got a headache

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577137

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577127
This reminds me, Octavio should have different cuts of the theme song at different lengths so that it doesn't take a whole two minutes to go live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78576943
Best he can do is more elden ring if they let him back in the attic

[Anonymous No.]

Love my leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577127
great now can i get art of octavio puppeteering bettel to do whore things

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577438
good enough, itll keep me alive

[Anonymous No.]

Good Night MANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577582
We were robbed of seeing Leader work the pole…maybe some day…

[Anonymous No.]

I want boys that don't whore themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578115
never gonna happen, part of the job description is pleasing the shareholders

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578115
You're not doing yourself any favours watching Whorostars then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578115
All men are whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577699
We need more puppetshow

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578505
Holy shit ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>78577137
*kisses* you cute lil blue fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578505
tavi deserves someone that isn't a lazy fuck as a performance partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578505
WHORES
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for banchou to collab with elizabeth, it'd be so chaotic and unhinged

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578732
no, bettel being lazy works in tavi's favor. he'll be easy to manipulate

[Anonymous No.]

Commandments

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578804
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.

[Anonymous No.]

Condiments

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578885
Does it count as wanting when I'm just stating the obvious

[Anonymous No.]

All the altventurer artists learning how to draw (trace) motorcyles for leader... it's so funny

[Anonymous No.]

i miss axel. nighttime feels lonely without his streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>78578818
as long as bettel doesn't keep cancelling every show

[Anonymous No.]

Just in case something happens:

Cebu Pacific
Flight: 5J 4503
Aircraft: Airbus A320
Visayas to Mindanao
12:50 - 14:00 GMT+8

Wish me luck mans

[Anonymous No.]

>>78579125
Seeing as you just posted my wife with that whore, I hope your flight gets delayed or has to make a layover stop in, I dunno, Cebu City?

[Anonymous No.]

why are you always flying are you like a child trafficker

[Anonymous No.]

>>78579125
JurOllie cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78579308
thats my wife actually

[Anonymous No.]

copy pasting shitposts from other threads is even less uninspired bait than the graduation posts

[Anonymous No.]

That's Hakka's future rape victim, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78579569
>hakka
>raping anyone
good joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>78579569
>hakka
>raping anyone
Nice joke hakka, now bend over

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>>78579661
>>78579668
You know the rules. Both of you have to bend over and rape each other.

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>>78579559
I guess true unity is hating the same schizos. I also hope his village drowns.

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>>78579661
>>78579668
>pretending raping the dino would be difficult

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>>78578930
Altare - mint jelly
Axel - chili paste
Bettel - maple syrup
Flayon - ketchup
Hakka - crema
Shinri - shottsuru
Goldbullet - aoili
Ruze - vinegar

Someone else can pick some for the flips idk their food

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>>78579125
>straight ship
*pukes*

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>>78579849
Switch Bettel and Flay. Ketchup is for pale boy fries and Flay is probably a leaf

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>>78579821
it wouldnt be, hakka is just bottom tier when it comes to raping prowess

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>>78579849
Jutard - shit
Octavio - piss

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>>78580077
Hakka's favorite condiments

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>>78579978
The only person who could possibly fail at raping Jurard is Bettel. He's so gullible and submissive that it would take basically no skill or effort.

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>>78580253
bettel would trip and end up getting himself raped by jurard

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>>78580077
Can't believe you mixed them up. Octavio likes shit and toilets and Jutard pissed all over the Guild Hall

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>>78580300
I wonder who had to clean up all that dino piss...

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>>78580338
Hakka

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>>78580338
me. with my mouth.

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>>78580286
>spooked Jurard goes into dino mode
>tip of tail ends up in Bettel's asshole

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>>78580300
Sorry I don't watch the flips

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>>78580286
I saw a hentai scene that was basically this, funny stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

holding hands before marriage with flayon

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JURARD ON THE TELLY YOU LAZY SORAWRITY
https://youtu.be/dCd2rCad7ag
https://youtu.be/dCd2rCad7ag
https://youtu.be/dCd2rCad7ag

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>>78581197
l-lewd

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>>78581197
i dont remember writing this

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>>78581197
>it could never be with you, because you're single and lonely

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>>78581663
uohhh

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>>78581663
New ARMIS shota ToT

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>>78581765
god i wish

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Is your Dino playing dumb or is he purposely ignoring the virtual segregation female talents have to live on in the VIRTUAL IDOL Company it kinda runs in the shadows in hololive "production" I expect management to tell them not to ever interact

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Jurard... they are probably going to ignore you and the boys just like the rest of EN
I kinda feel sad for him for being so enthusiastic about being a senpai

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the fish
Please bait me

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>>78581865
Elizabeth will collab with him

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>>78581910

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>>78581799
I'll entertain you. Jurard is a holofag, he loves hololive and adores the girls.There is no magical "do not touch the opposite sex" rule. The only segregation is made by the idols themselves because that is what the fans want and they've seen how interacting with Stars affects their income.

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>>78582015
honestly quite incredible

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>>78582015
Honestly? that's quite incredible

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard's enthusiasm for Naruto really warms my heart.

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>>78582015
OH MY FUCKING GOD honestly quite incredible uwu

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You can practically see the tail wagging, he's so excited - cute~

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>I want to hug Naruto so bad~!!
Banchou cute~

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>>78579849
Vesper - Garlic Sause
Dezmond - Honey Mustard

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>>78581976
unless they are friends from her past life I don't see it happening

[Anonymous No.]

Minecraft when?

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>>78579974
Bettel needs something sugary. Chocolate sauce since he’s full of shit

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>>78583125
Remember Bettel's house he never finished? It's just an eyesore with no purpose because he gave up on it half way. Really summarizes his whole career quite well actually

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>>78581865
He’s that dog at the pound that wags expectantly at everyone that passes by but nobody will take him home

[Anonymous No.]

why is his hair so glowy?

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>>78583331
Because BLOOM: ON

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>my first crush was Kakashi
Holy based

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>you're such a good boy, don't worry, I'll give you lots of ramen~!!

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>>78579085
I miss that lovable fucking idiot. My night doesn't feel right without an Aniki stream :( But I hope he's having lots of fun with his family, he deserves a nice vacation with them.

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I miss Axel, can't wait for him to come back and give me more Grounded streams.

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>>78583331
because bloom was an easy way to make low budget games from that era look "next gen"

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>>78579125
Update: I landed safely. I'm home.

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>>78583761
Take a fucking train for such a short travel you eco terrorist

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>Jurard isn't into selfcest

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I like to imagine this is just Naruto schizo rambling at this NPC

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>>78583761
Kys nigger no one cares

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>>78583859
Trains only exist in Manila in Flipland.

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>>78571750
Hakka is right there

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>>78584531
Hakka is the child he brings into the marriage

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>>78584595
oh no... baggage like that will ruin his chances of finding a man...

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>>78580286
MAX LUCK

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>>78585356
i wish i were this lucky...

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>>78585253
>trying to slide into a hot big tit mommys dms and maybe groom their cute shota son
>convince him into letting you give him a bath
>he shits it all up and croaks the nastiest smoker laugh imaginable
xenojunglian child why…

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>>78583876
weak

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>>78583211
glucose syrup or table sugar.

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>still sick
Why is this dino's immune system so shit?

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>a trail of things I want is on the ground, leading towards an alleyway, I mean, it's very suspicious
>already followed the trail
He's so painfully rapeable

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>>78585576
High fructose corn syrup like a real diabeetus having elysiumerican

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>>78585604
he works out but forgets to eat. just like how he forgot to drink watera and piss regularly for so long that stones formed inside his bladder

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>>78585725
he's probably been molested many times before

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>>78585832
yeah, all me

[Anonymous No.]

GARFIELD SIGHTING

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Orochinaru impressions...Hakka doesn't know what he's missing

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Fuck realism, all my homies hate realism

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ENTER

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Banchou shilling the cover for him

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>>78584531
Are they even a popular ship?

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>mom was busy when I was a kid
>I go noisy when I want attention
Banchou...

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>>78587622
And he denies being a mama's boy.

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>This dude roleplaying as random characters in chat

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>>78586742
I adore Ruze’s attitude to idol work and his abilities. Its all about taking the first steps and putting something out there, even if unskilled. I wish half the branch could learn from him.

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nice flayon art showed up in my feed without any tags https://x.com/SHSL_Debbie/status/1803441310709457137/photo/1