/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Octopus Balls Edition

Last thread: >>78412542
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467000
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467000
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467030
AMEN

Altare just got turned on by Mohg's wings

[Anonymous No.]

I would never eat that rotten egg

[Anonymous No.]

you know... I think I'm good

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467030
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467030
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467155
apparently it's not bad, but yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467030
amen

[Anonymous No.]

i think i would prefer the bug takoyaki honestly

[Anonymous No.]

E G G

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467030
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467133
Getting turned into a monsterfucker right in front of our eyes…

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467030
Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon's thighs
Wanting to be crushed by Flayon
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is so horny today

[Anonymous No.]

>Izuru saw someone with a Hakka itabag
>Hakka saw someone with an Izuru nui
Magic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is left handed

[Anonymous No.]

>>78467957
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>skatebird
man...

[Anonymous No.]

>Shit we've never seen
*Gasp*
Shinri swore on stream

[Anonymous No.]

wtf shinri

[Anonymous No.]

The Xenokunians mesh so well together, they're always willing to go on little adventures, it sucks that Hakka can't get in Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

>>78468877
Yeah. So was Vesper. Oga is left handed too, something about Big Men

[Anonymous No.]

>hakka confirmed for reposter from /here/
son of a bitch bathshitxelotl

[Anonymous No.]

We are gonna be here for a while…

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't use Tumblr because it doesn't have an algorithm
shinri... what

[Anonymous No.]

I only used Tumblr for porn

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri was a Wholock tumblrite

[Anonymous No.]

>>78470567
same kek

[Twithc No.]

I used tumblr for snek pics...

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder Hakka loves shilling

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER (AND EXIT) FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>78471625
wehhh

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh sweetie you have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka would sell microgreens to Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel getting burned at stake in absentia

[Anonymous No.]

i wish altare would narrate how he kills me too

[Anonymous No.]

Leader is monologuing, we officially lost him

[Anonymous No.]

Reset the Hakka cannibalism talk counter

[Anonymous No.]

If weren't for Bettel 2, Bettel would forever be a slob..

[Anonymous No.]

Babies are human microgreens, you heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.]

>is eating a baby like eating human microgreens

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka is gonna go back to the 3rd world...

[Anonymous No.]

this is a koi eating stream now

[Anonymous No.]

KOIPANIONS DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

AIIIIIE HE'S EATING US

[Anonymous No.]

If mama tried serving me any of this I would knock it on the floor and throw a tantrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>78474185
>>78474237

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is gone gone
He's trying to understand what the bgm choir is singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78474404

[Anonymous No.]

The Japan arc is truly ending now

[Anonymous No.]

they were supposed to play Smash together...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78474550
Maybe he should get one of the other boys to coach him

[Anonymous No.]

>didnt like The Fall Guys
no..

[Anonymous No.]

>>78475163
no, let him struggle alone. it's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78475163
nice try altare, ruze won't be- wait, why hasn't ruze jumped in?

[Anonymous No.]

hakka please never do accents again kek

[Anonymous No.]

never forget

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka’s missing a molar?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/FUaXnhDZDY8

[Anonymous No.]

>>78475634
is there a clip? forgot which stream they talk about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476133
>歌ってみた
It's a japanese song isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>how do we top pole dancing?
by doing actual idol performing please

[Anonymous No.]

Congrats your nepohire got in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476133
Can't wait.
>>78476466
They put 歌ってみた on every cover regardless of language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476466
More likely an English song by a Japanese band

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476382
stream
https://youtu.be/ZRCuLKLzD5A?t=8566
clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5n2OMS3ybo

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476133

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476876
Weird verse for a song but it is unique ngl
I wonder how Ruze will sing this part

[Anonymous No.]

He's fighting with his eyes closed! This is it, you guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476876
>>78476133
For some reason I have a feeling that it will be this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRFSbeHXFwk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

end of a very special arc

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUSTARS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476735
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78477301
This doesn't sound like anything he likes nor is it suited to his voice, what makes you think so?

[Anonymous No.]

It's a miracle that "Japan Arc" now associates with happy times.

[Anonymous No.]

cute xenokunis

[Anonymous No.]

>>78477581
Just a random feeling, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

has flay already left japan?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>I know Shinri lost his sanity but Hakka...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78477773
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

mogh's ost's so good, could listen to it forever

[Anonymous No.]

FOR SHINRI, HAKKA AND THE GIIIIFTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>78477725
He’s located deep in the hood

[Anonymous No.]

>>78477594
happy times yes, but also stream drought

[Anonymous No.]

My son is so silly today

[Anonymous No.]

new gen when...

[Anonymous No.]

i hope after everyone is home we get a rust season 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>78477594
And lack of streams

[Anonymous No.]

ruze is dead...altare fucking sacrificed him for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

What is he so happy about

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78478804
after you star supporting the ones that already exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>78477594
>getting to hang out with the boys and having boys night out almost everyday
Ya, does sound like a great time. Maybe its a difference in male dominated and female dominated fanbases, but there was alot of complaining about lack of streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78479733
I'm already tired of them I NEED NEW TOYS-- I MEAN BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>78478804
I am gonna start calling you the newgenschizo.

[Anonymous No.]

Leaders stream is like a graveyard right now….oil baroness is next…

[Anonymous No.]

>>78476876
I immediately thought of ECHO

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick of this blue guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480155
ECHO would be good, but if ruze makes his osomatsu-san ocs real then COPYCAT would be very cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480155
Wait this Echo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKGUgOfD8U

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480501
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>78478484
>>78478951
>>78479948
To be frank, since the Armis debut I was rather overwhelmed by the amount of streams with 10 boys around. This was a nice change of pace before the incoming onslaught, the barrage of streams.

[Anonymous No.]

NIHIL~

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480501
That's the first song anyone seems to think of when they think "english japanese songs"
Although CrusherP isn't japanese

[Anonymous No.]

everyone's dying..

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480631
Nice
>>78480949
Well, still a nice song, be great if Ruze cover it.

[Anonymous No.]

FOR ALTARE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480155
Does Ruze even like Vocaloid?

[Anonymous No.]

Now Leader is dead as well…welp we tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>78481811
No one but Hakka and Axel do

[Anonymous No.]

I love Machina x Flayon so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>78482566
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>78482566
he is the world's cutest (and most erotic) autistic cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>78479541
that slime is me

[Anonymous No.]

FWNBAC

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480096
>naming schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>78482967
Flayon will never be a car
But I will ride him regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>78482967
? explain this then

[Anonymous No.]

>>78483198
MOOOOODS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta say, I’m pleasantly surprised that Leader still seems in a good mood despite losing so much. He seems to be handling the frustration better than other times

[Anonymous No.]

>>78482895
im gonna rape that cat

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER CLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER MOTIVATIONAL CLOWN VC

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL ON REEDA STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480951
Good, it was getting a little too chummy around here

[Anonymous No.]

wow bettel, nice support kek

[Anonymous No.]

Why are homofans like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>mohg baby jail

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78483957
it's a valid question

[Anonymous No.]

Jutard M. Pregford can handle any challenge that comes his way

[Anonymous No.]

>>78483957
>flip peso

[Anonymous No.]

kyousha really proud of his own supa and keeps bringing it up

[Anonymous No.]

This boss is actually ridiculous lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>78484202
What's wrong with Flip Peso?

[Anonymous No.]

>sigma male grindset mindset
leader is turning into jurard

[Anonymous No.]

>>78484288
he's one of the more "fair" bosses. bettel made a good point, leader's damage is kinda ass

[Anonymous No.]

Aight, I gotta sleep, please take care of my dumb ass wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>78484701
No

[Anonymous No.]

RE-ENTER CLOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Am0ALKRDtc

[Anonymous No.]

>>78484872
LIVE ON THE TELLY NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio is a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

*slurp*

[Anonymous No.]

>league potentially cancelled
say "thank you unity"

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
Why bother, not like Whorofags give a fuck about the boys anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>im not doing enough damage in a certain amount of time
he's learning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
it just means they'll probably still play it next week, booooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485653
It's just a matter of manners. Whenever or not they would reciprocate it is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
>Cancelled karaoke
No actually unity can get outta here
I wasn't going to watch league anyway, but now they'll reschedule it for next week

[Anonymous No.]

O O F, so close

[Anonymous No.]

>>78484372
Comes from Philippines

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485653
Yeah, It's not like his 500 viewers are going to affect the debuts in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
probably forced by management huh

[Anonymous No.]

yo is this the run?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
HIRING FLIPS WAS A MISTAKE

[Anonymous No.]

NUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

it wasn't

[Anonymous No.]

>altare just died
>bettel just died
THEY ARE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

FLAYON THE ELDEN RING GORILLA TELLY WAKEUP ROONS WAKEUP WAKEUP WAKEUP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8K0ClaeLt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8K0ClaeLt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8K0ClaeLt8

[Anonymous No.]

>>78487122
MY HUSBAND IS BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>78487122
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO HEAD TO BED

[Anonymous No.]

I love late night overlap ring

[Anonymous No.]

WTF I WAS GETTING INOT BED FLAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>78487122
it wasn't enough for them to all stream at the same time, but now they're evolving to overlap game choice too...

[Anonymous No.]

BEDTIME FLAYTIME YEAHHH ITS TIME TO FALL ASLEEP TO MY HUSBANDS VOICE

[Anonymous No.]

>leader hardstuck on mohg
>bettel using blasphemous blade
THEY ARE shitters

[Anonymous No.]

half of the jobber guild is whiffing, the only way this could go better is if axel sensed the overlap and came in with a Mad Dogz special

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon is the perfect chuuba to watch while moving high amounts of corrosive acid

[Anonymous No.]

>>78487358
SAILING THE SAME BOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>78487406
Stop giving that idiot ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>78487567
:3 pspspspspspsps dingo~ pspspsps~

[Anonymous No.]

I was about to go to bed but now I can't
Flaylove!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

this impatient retard...

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck sort of Count Olaf home is he in right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
Pretty sweet of him, but that's a stupid thing to do. Holopro EN unity died along with magnoir graduation, useless to try to revive it now

[Anonymous No.]

flayon....

[Anonymous No.]

At this rate, I'm gonna dream about that fucking nihil voiceline.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Flayon just get his solo stream PNG cherry popped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78488228
yes, but he didn't last long~

[Anonymous No.]

>>78488267
Tch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78486439
wrong corpo

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT!
LETS GO LEADER!

[Anonymous No.]

YATTA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ruze awake in clown chat

[Anonymous No.]

leader is so cringy sometimes, I love him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78470311
>the two older bisexual/gay men in(were in) stars are left handed
maybe the crazy christians in the 90s had a point

[Anonymous No.]

>>78489020
He was multichat drifting between Bettel and Altare
Guerilla when

[Anonymous No.]

Is there no bgm in Bettel's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78489182
When Axel wakes up

[Anonymous No.]

those 8 babies crying are me and flayon's offspring btw

[Anonymous No.]

>furby's name is Rice
Shut the fuck up Rice heh...

[Anonymous No.]

We are getting cucked...by a furby....

[Anonymous No.]

>>78486213
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78489905
>you will never be held by flayon and have him yell commands at you
why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

is little red retard mimicking his furby with his mouth or do the 3D model mouths react to audio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78490166
Probably the latter, but I want to believe in the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78480400
I'm leaning towards Copycat, too. In addition to l o r e, he's mentioned taking the social chameleon thing too far in a way that parallels the lyrics. There's also a popular rock-ish cover sung by a dude, which would probably make doing a cover of it less intimidating. https://youtube.com/watch?v=nHeigehBDf8
Also, English producers sure love flashing colors. That warning doesn't narrow things down as much as I thought it would.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER RUZE

[Anonymous No.]

>Flayon gave Ruze the finger
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK DA ROONZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
Fuck this unity shit I hate how only the boys do this but MAYBE one or two girls would think about it. I hate how only we have to put up with this shit. I hate how the boys revolve themselves around these dykes but they would never do the same for the boys. Fuck you Octavio.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon just called Ruze a mean name. Is he correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78491513
i dont like unity too but i dont think that's why octavio cancelled. it's just in his character to do so. calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon you gotta turn off your model

[Anonymous No.]

>>78491976
He literally said why he moved the karaoke in the tweet you blind retard. There's no need to defend the whores when they will not even look in the stars' direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78490039
im killing myself...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Ruze a shid?
Apologies for not proving deeper commentary, I am being attacked by a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>78492122
Let Tavi be a well mannered soft boy, new debuts are always exciting

[Anonymous No.]

>axel looks a bit different
close enough, welcome back mad dogz

[Anonymous No.]

>>78492916
There aren't any new Holostars debuts, what's exciting here?

[Anonymous No.]

My lagswitching oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

TOPKEK these two

[Anonymous No.]

I don't post here, but I was wondering if anyone has pictures of the TEMPUS and ARMIS guild halls? I need the for something.

[Anonymous No.]

it's so over...

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze left me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78493412
google them, lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78491513
Armis has a lot of unity fans because Jurard collabs often with the ID girls. I think it's a logical read of their own fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78491513
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to injest some things on the 23rd anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

bleach preferably

[Anonymous No.]

>>78494274
Cour 3 when?

[Anonymous No.]

would you still kiss mama even knowing he eats bugs

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all the men playing Elden Ring now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78494588
News dropped that the DLC is insane difficulty and you need to be overpowered to shit in base game to make a dent

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>78495649
rapeable

[Anonymous No.]

>goodnight sweetheart

[Anonymous No.]

>>78495649
Built for dentman

[Anonymous No.]

man...
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1803350762065633632

[Anonymous No.]

>>78495810
Pet names for all his boys. Bettelion get nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>3? elden ring gameplays in a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>78496553
good. I really wanted to finish the game before he played it but I'm a hakka-tier gamer and keep dying so I'm not even halfway finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>78496859
>3 elden ring streams
>bettel dark souls stream earlier
>octavio lies of p soon
our boys are in their soulslike arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>78496859
With guerilla collab
Gamma has also been playing ER for a few hours
And it's only going to increase from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>78497035
>>78497121
it's really great playing league of legends over those streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>78483198
Flayon is Canis Minor.
Regardless what others say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78496972
ganbatte anon

[Anonymous No.]

You will never be his cherished furby… why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>78497594
not with that attitude you wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>78497594
I don't want to be an ugly ass furby

[Anonymous No.]

cute machiruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>78496827
he degrades us and thats all i could ever want

[Anonymous No.]

flayon's +0 flask is killing me...

[Anonymous No.]

>red elden autist to red elden autist raid communication
>enter gamma stream
>he’s shouting HUMMMMM HUMMMMMM as the energy beams him
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>78498128
but does he actually? or is it in response to bettelion degrading him?
I feel like axelotls catch the most strays, but they also get mwahs

[Anonymous No.]

>randomly wake up at 6am
>see flayon did a guerilla
>join stream
>he just ended
Damn him for making me a vod bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>78499272
flayon should teach you a lesson about being grateful

[Anonymous No.]

>>78499777
preferably in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>78499170
He used to outright be on the attack but went soft around June last year, and since then only has a few particular targets he banters with or does it very softly and immediately apologizes and explains the joke to undercut any tension. During May he went on a whole apology tour every stream about his shit behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>only got 4 hours of sleep the whole week
>finally pass out after
>miss all elden ring streams
>miss my two oshis making takoyaki and eating rotten eggs
I want to die I'm never sleeping again

[Anonymous No.]

>>78485508
And that's why I'm not watching the new debuts. I'm only going to become a unity fucker when it's clear that they'll actually acknowledge our existence. You'll never see me pushing for an actual acknowledgment, let alone a collab. I'm not that stupid.

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Ah, ganchan got a good ending and hit the credits… What a wonderful ending to Elden day :3

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Hello /mans/ I still want the boys to play arma 3

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I don't know if I can bring myself to watch any Elden Ring streams. Watching someone do the equivalent of ramming themselves into a fencepost for four hours is just not my type of content.

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>>78501499
I personally think it's peak masculinity so I really enjoy it

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>>78501372
unironically kino

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>>78500621
Well, at least there's always the VODs

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>>78501330
ojisan correction needed

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>>78501798
The ojisan will get corrected instead

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>>78502213
ojisan instant loss

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>>78501372
Isn't that one of those types of games where you'll want the VC for the full experience?
Kind of like how Bettel tried playing Battlebit on stream one time and it was just kind of shit because he couldn't talk to or hear anyone

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>>78502213
giwtwm

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i think flayon should be brattier

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>>78501499
it's my type of content. it relieves me that i'm not the dumb person suffering at that moment. i consider it ryona lite

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>>78502603
KEK

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>>78502664
Is that even possible?

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>>78502986
KYS
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.

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>>78503114
they're seething because the redhead acknowledged our boys. in the replies, she even is interacting with octavio

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>>78503076
its always possible, being brattier is directly correlated with being cuter

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>>78502986
I like her design, a lot. Reminds me of Erza Scarlet, wish pixiv had more h-art of her..

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>>78503170
I'll wish her luck. Lord knows that a good chunk of the core fanbase won't even touch her now.

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>>78502986
kek that's hilarious, I'll check her out now

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>>78503076
>remember his first handcam where he was throwing the snacks he didn't like

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>>78503170
Who cares crossposting faggot

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Hakka you're small
Shinri your tits are exposed
Axel your ankles will be bitten

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>>78503170
Kys

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>>78503170

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>>78503320
peak brat behavior

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>>78503320
He also ate cat food.

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>>78503859
And anons will try to convince you he isn't a cat

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Another Hologirl got raped by Juradchad keke

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>>78503859
Makes for good content desu
I told the story to my mom and she got a kick out of it

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>>78504007
I don't care.
Thoughts and prayers to Jutard.

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OCATVIO TELLY
https://youtu.be/_5LOwYTps2E
https://youtu.be/_5LOwYTps2E
https://youtu.be/_5LOwYTps2E

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>>78504250
>everyone else playing Elden Ring
Tavi....

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>>78504250

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>>78504007
>Jurard
>raping anything
At least try to blend in.

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hakka behaves like such a third worlder

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>>78504411
He has the single braincell of a dinosaur, it's all he knows

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>>78504411
That's jutard himself you're replying yo

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That poor bird fried alive

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Shinri is a cuck
Shinri is a cuck
His chair gets more action than him

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>>78504876
Nah, Jurard knows he exists to be bullied and gangbanged.

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Shinri and Hakka are talking about the thing they went to that they mentioned earlier

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>>78505170
jesus
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1803404065608704228

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>>78505483
Hakkitos...

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>>78504007
So, just to clear this up:
Jurard was the rape victim, it's just his dick was forcibly inserted into the "girl"
The holo "girl" was Octavio (I know it's difficult to tell with his Taylor Swift obsession but he is a SEA man, not a White American woman)
Also it is not rape when it is consensual between two boyfriends

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>>78505483
disgusting

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>>78505483
I'm too first world to eat this

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>>78505483
I can't eat stuff like that

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>>78505483
those look worse than balut/balot.

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>>78505483
All you have to do is behead the thing before eating it.

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>>78505483
why go through all the effort of plating it nicely when the "food" looks like roadkill anyway? they should at least remove the limbs that are inedible like the legs and head r-right

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>>78505483
Uhhh is Japan a 3rd world country with 1st world paint?

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>>78505901
>inedible
if meat is cooked that crispy and the bird is small enough, all of the bones become brittle and edible. It’s very common in a lot of sea cultures to crack bones and suck the marrow out for extra nutrients, or eating the whole bone and cartilage if you can. tongues are edible, intestines, brains, waste not want not, t. south indian

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>>78501763
The terrible thing is that I have approximately 15 hours of vods to watch and I'm working a 12 hour shift today AAAAAAAAAAAA SLEEP HATE

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>>78505920
They just have the option for the third worldfags so they feel comfortable

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>>78505920
I think it's a French thing, apparently. idk why they're doing that in Japan of all places

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>>78502986
Unity is... back?

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>>78506194
Japan and France had very strong cultural exchanges

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>>78505483
He's finally taken his vengeance on the Hakkitos...

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>>78506072
yeah I think I'll be sticking to KFC wings thanks, you can keep the bones and intestines

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>>78506072
disgusting

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>>78506072
Love my chicken from Popeyes

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>>78506072
Saar, please...

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>>78506406
Not even wings for me I only eat chicken breast

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TAVI JUST REALIZED HE’S ON THE TELLY

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>>78506374
I thought it was the Dutch, but no matter. We'll teach them to not associate with the Fr*nch...

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>>78506949
Good luck, Japan is so enamored with the French that they suffer from psychosis when they learn it's not everything it's cracked up to be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

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>>78507165
Poor Japs have no idea that Paris is one of the worst places in the world

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The recent announcement gives me hope for EU boys.
Manifesting Holostars EN CABINET!

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>>78507592
OUR PROUD EVIL MINISTERS

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>>78507592
god i wish

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>>78504007
Kill yourself
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.

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>>78507592
We don't need any more boys

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>>78508232
but they need to complete the map! North Elysium!

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>>78508232
but I'm bored with the current fujo ships