/asp/ - Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

[Anonymous No.]

cat

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1680415989332816307 (embed)

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK (embed)
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp7qEdt (embed)
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Previous thread: >>78288923

Question
>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?

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Unprotected Christian Sex with Mond...

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>>78320116
Would he really? He never seemed like the kind of guy who would stand up to anyone from what little I saw of him.

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Spitting in Fwofie's mouth!

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>>78320218

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>>78320285
He regular warns people for getting sexual in his chat and theatens bans

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>>78320285
then you don't personally know him, he will stand up to you if you piss him off

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>>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?
My goal is to spit in Fwofie's mouth because I know she hates it.

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I feel guilty whenever I don't stream even on an unscheduled day but I would feel even worse if I'm not 100% during a stream.

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>>78320353
>>78320376
Could have fooled me. He seems too soft and delicate for confrontation, I thought he would crumble like a house of cards.

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>>78320405
I don't think even his fans know him that well because if they did they wouldn't be stirring shit here twice a week

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>>78320296
uwah

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>>78320486
I got my impression because I popped by one of his streams and someone called him a failed abortion. Haru's only response was to tell them to spread positivity and be kinder instead without warning him, banning him or even deleting his message. I was pretty shocked.

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>>78320218
>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?
Finishing the game so I can have it out

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>>78320218
One of the pastebins stopped working

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I accidentally used the word orgasm in Haru's chat and I felt bad.

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>>78320764
Was he upset with you for it?

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xth for teasing my male aspie friends in vc until they can’t resist beating off and letting me listen

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>>78320820
I don't think so because we have friendly relations and I've always been behaved in his chat I think, but he avoided saying the word when he was reading out the chat.

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>>78320879
you are not my friend then because no one has teased me yet...

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>>78320546
Any time someone comes by acting in bad faith he always gives them the benefit of the doubt and wishes them well. He's a nice guy but a little too naive.

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>>78320907
Correct

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>>78321159
please tease me until I cum, I need some release

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>>78320889
the lengths he goes to avoid degenerate behavior when he's a femboy vtuber means he's gotta be into some really fucked up shit, that's how it always goes.

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>>78320907
Yeah probably bot but it’s because I don’t have a lot of friends, and we don’t hang out often either… but I still think about doing it

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dry swallowing my meds to see if it'll feel any different

[Anonymous No.]

>Plans or goals

Just want to be able to stream a decent length this week consistently. 4/7 would be my ideal. 5-6 /7 would be fucking awesome.

Thinking of playing VR CSGO again... it raised CCV a lot.

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>>78321179
Ew, dude, no

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>>78319042
I don't think I can do this one, sorry anon.

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>>78321280
Report?

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>>78321373
fine then, you can go with your little gay friends on vc, I will find my own cute friend that will make me cum buckets

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Gay month is already mostly over

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>>78321889
we are only halfway through

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Why do gays need to have a whole month anyway (vtuber question)

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>>78321911
Because you specifically and no one else, is a giant loser

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>>78321911
because those cute boys need to know that they are appreciated in this female dominated hobby

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>>78321969
At least I'm not lgbt
>>78321982
They don't NEED to

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>pafu, elfin, khubie and pittie in a stream together
Looks like the /wasp/ reunion is finally here like we all asked for, bros!

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>>78322095
I get Pittie, Elfin and Pafu, but why QB?

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>>78322050
That would probably make you more interesting. But since you’re not I suppose you’ll just have to be a loser no one cares enough about to have your own month to celebrate you ;)

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>>78322111
she's also a waspie

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>>78322111
khubie was in waspcord

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>>78321911
Off topic faggot

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>>78322156
>>78322159
So we're many others? My point is seeing QB in there is whiplash because it's like seeing Layla in there

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>>78321815
I'm alright, I didn't choke

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>>78322205
Why? QB's sense of humor is very much alike the others and she hangs out with them all the time?

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>>78322230
QB seems a bit more innocent

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>>78322162
The question was clearly relevant to vtubers. It literally said so.
>faggot
Ironic...

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>>78322240
You never watched a QB stream, huh?

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>>78322251
Actually yes

It was just my perception of her

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>>78322267
Then I'll run you down.
QB is a hag gone loli (correct me if im wrong and it isnt a loli model).

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>>78311625
I lost more time than what I'm willing to admit searching for a meme that I couldn't find so I ended up remaking myself, that's everything I'm willing to do and I had been consistently pondering about it.
Anyways I lost too much time for a meme lol

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Why wasn't Gumpai in the collab it seems like the perfect energy for her

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>>78322430
Gumpai doesn't get along with female chuubas

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>>78322484
and that why i trust gumpai the most

also what the fuck is this? what's going on with captcha giving me a 60 second count down?
https://files.catbox.moe/cb3h1n.png

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>>78322533
are you using a new pc or a private window for browser?

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>>78322567
no but i think 4chan updated, all my filters were reset as well and that hasnt happened since the change from 4channel to 4chan

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>>78320218
I want to rape this cat

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>>78322484
Do your reps, Gumpai and the female aspies chat a whole bunch.

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>>78322484
Gumpai only gets along with my cock

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>>78323429
shut up fuza

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>>78322877
Tierlist of asp cats rapeability?

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>>78324349
Denpa's cat for sure 100%

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>>78324349
Digby 1000000000%

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>>78324618
digby helium inflation rape.......

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>>78320218
>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?

I need to start recording for my next cover and stream consistently despite being too mentally unstable atm

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any experience with using a second PC/Laptop to stream/vtube with instead of your main machine? Looking for ways to free up power from my PC when I'm playing games and using Vtube Studio and a laptop would also be nice when I start traveling again.

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>>78320218
>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?

just got my small Animation loop back from an cool Artist - so i made a new Start and End screen out of it.

I would love to post a schedule but i messed up last week. Even tho it wasnt my fault i feel stupid for posting a big schedule and then only stream once.

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we need more girls in glasses

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>>78325052
Well if you want to free up some power NDI method is probably not for you. That means you will need a capture card and audio splitter.

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why dose rura have big boobs and why is she doing this

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>>78325553
Rura is dead you need to let go and move on anon....

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https://www.twitch.tv/nahnah3900

We're starting the second visit to hollow bastion, almost time for the 1000 heartless battle.

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>>78325755
I started streaming because of Rura, and now that she’s gone, I’m finding it more and more harder to continue on. I miss her so much.

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>>78325981
My guy, you haven't fixed the fps...

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>>78326161
I still have no idea what you're talking about, it looks fine on recording and the FPS on stats lists 60. Like, what could the problem be?

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>>78326161
>>78326202

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I legit can't see the issue on my end, nor why it was so hard to post the file itself.

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>>78326202
Well, you said you play on PS5 and stream with capture card? Are there no capture card settings related to fps?
Game also doesn't fit the screen entirely. But that's just nitpicking (it should be the same as canvas size, you are not using any custom layouts anyway).

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gm aspies don't kill yourself today

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I wish i had a boyfriend to spoil

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>>78326351
It's really weird, fit to screen doesn't work like it did for kh2.

also like, you mean in ps5 system settings or something?

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>>78326544
Pick an aspie and gift him subs

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>>78326544
MEEEEE DO MEEEEE

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>>78326068
Grace...

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>>78325755
Now with her being dead, that does mean I made it compared to her right? Let's go, male right!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78326544
me please... can you buy me clothes for me to wear and take photos for you? I'm like 88lbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>78326544
i can give you the experience of one and you can spoil me with attention..

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just an Emray boy looking for his Mili girl.

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>>78326464
You know what? Just for you, I'll tough it out today.

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>>78326544
I wish I had a sugar mommy to get me out of this hellhole...

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>>78326544
Male hands typed this btw

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>>78328861
Olga...

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I repeated your name over and over in my head this morning as I came, I almost said it out loud...

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>>78326544
male hands typed this post

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Glazed X Nikola
Vita X Holden
Garax X Mana
Sin X Mama
Momo X Koko
Kogorin X Archia
Autumn X Fwofie
Pafu X Denpa
Khubie X Mawg
Dante X Alpin
Laine X Iriya
Camui X Renata
Poppy X Tupo
Chrii X Haru
Ricecake X Comet
Andy X Tiny

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>>78329430
explain these pairings

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>>78329476
They're crack ships with a possible self insert of themselves with someone they like

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>>78329430
>>78329509
tupo wants poppy?
he can fix her

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>>78329476
Ineda X Patchey
Rura X Mond
Bonni X Digby
Charley X Aleda
Sukadrii X Poly
Flandzen X Fuza
Gumpai X Fythol

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>>78329430
Who is Vita??????
I definitely could go for a third party kept google doc of /asp/tubers

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>>78329430
Me X Mond
Me X Yumi
Me X Miu
Me X Khubie
Me X Bonni

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>>78329663
>flandxfuza
kek

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>>78329766
https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3

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>>78329815
Me x you

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>>78329815
The fact that she chose animals that give litters of offspring instead of something more seiso is so hot

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>>78329430
This implies I'm being topped
I don't like the implication

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https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
I'm back on the RPG maker grind, we're learning how dungeons are built

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>>78330488
She isn't as stacked no more...

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>>78330488
is taht Chaki? she cute

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>>78328353
Haru...

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I'm getting nervous for today's stream

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>>78330488
cheating on gump...

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>>78330587
I can plap you then let you plap me, if that will help :3c

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Quick! You have 1 minute to form a 5 man idol unit to save the world! Who are the male aspies you choose and what role would they have?

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>>78330656
UHHHH KURO ALPIN DANTE KENNY BUNKUMM
everyone else: fighter - bunkum + mini bunkumm: comic relief

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>>78330656
I would let the world die

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>>78330488
Based. Thank you Fland.

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>>78329663
i’d give her a friendly little smooch but she doesn’t know i exist </3

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>>78330656
Koikawa (depressed strategist), Basil (insecure powerhouse), Regulus (mysterious goofball), Axed (sadistic caretaker), and Malphon (enlightened pervert).

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>>78330989
Fythol... just network more....

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>>78331222
naw im okay !! i gotta step up my talking to folks reps but for a few days more im just a retard super blessed to be within everyone’s orbit :3

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Hi asp, hope you're all doing nicely today... a lot of people were live last night so I was happy to see you all working hard ! I'm wondering what would be a good middle tier microphone? I don't have too much money but I also want to move off of using my headset microphone

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>>78331472
>im just a retard super blessed to be within everyone’s orbit
Im pretty sure less than a handful even know about you sis, you really gotta step up that talking to folks game, you could have an awesome debut if did it correctly!!! Encore tiny one!

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>>78332029
i have crippling shyness i’m sorry ;_; i feel a lot less lonely already but i will try my best and step up my game !!

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>>78331472
Good luck for your exams! hope to see you streaming soon

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>girl selfposts
>girl overly networks
>WHORE

>girl selfposts
>girl poorly networks
>DO BETTER

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>>78332198
thank !! stream this weekend god (wifi) willing !!

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>>78330649
She's in a better place now.

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>>78330147
You will learn to love it in time

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>>78332355
just the average day for a woman
>>78332526
jesus what an ass

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>>78332526
I thought she was black

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>>78332856
she's half

>>78332526
is this what all cunnys look like irl?

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>>78332526
>fat
>burps on stream
Yikes

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>>78332951
It’s either fatasses or anorexic sticks.

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>>78331167
Did you know khr was my favorite shonen when I was a teenager? I would consider myself more of a Lambo than a Tsuna tho
Love thunder and the green color, second favorite is sun

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>>78331167
I can't believe someone other than me watched khr :] cool list

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>>78332526
I hate having been part of the threads when the whole drama happened, I can't see it as anything else but her being in cahoots with her friends, thus this thread was made by her or them to just boost herself because the average catalog-surfer knows nothing and will get attracted by the coomerbait, probably having by now like 5 or more "now I will watch her" just because of the sexo image, and also because the argument is shit and it literally shows that they know nothing about vtubers as the biggest vwhores literally fleshpost on the daily, yet they need to keep pandering to a /here/ audience because putting that effort into any other social media is impossible as they lack the interest to even try that. And, if not, I can't see it as anything else but that.
At least good for her monetary success, but quite sad to see how she lied as she breathed when she stated multiple times "I wanna be big and help people and be supportive!" to just become GFE slut who yearns for an ever growing pool of oilers which she will never share because the brainworms of losing them is always lurking behind every raid and every collab.

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>>78333307
>>78333328
Yamamoto was my favorite, but i also loved Fran for obvious reasons. lots of girls in hs fangirled over khr with me

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>>78333365
sis? u ok?

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>>78333365
"That'll show her!!!!"

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>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?
Stream tonight, work the next 4 days, then hopefully not have to break a game up because of Dawntrail release.

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>>78333520
Back in middle school I was too retarded to realize how gay khr was, same with Toriko, still love khr and I read it from beginning to end every few years

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>>78333365
>ONCE SHES A WHOOOOOOOORE SHE CAN'T BE KIND AND SUPPORTIVE OF OTHER YOURE PURE FILTH AND WILL NOT HELP ANYONE AND ONLY DO THINGS FOR MONEY BECAUSE SHES A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
just because she doesn't give you free promotion doesn't mean she lies about how she treats others

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>>78333743
they had an event literally the week i was leaving japan and i was so sad... i could've gotten merch. but yeah khr is super super gay hehe. there's a whole shorthand list for each character thats used for doujin pairings

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Does anyone miss Ubume?

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>>78333743
Same, honestly. The first season was just funny but I stayed for the power creep and the cool characters.
>>78333520
I didn't know that it was so popular... in my anime club we only watched Fruits Basket and Ouran

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>>78333365
She was more supportive and kind towards me than most here so she deserves and always will have my support

[Anonymous No.]

>>78333806
Its the usual "everyone owes me their success and if they don't give it to me they're not 'supporting the community'" song and dance. You get used to it.

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>>78334078
Of course we miss Ubume. She had a very fun and charismatic presence here.

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>>78334078
mama super love i miss her so much…

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>>78334078
I want her to tongue my ears

[Anonymous No.]

I'm realizing the trouble with having only fully clothed toggles on my model is I can't really do beach and ocean scenes well.

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>>78334078
I do quite a lot, but the more she spoke about her situation with her ex and the more details about her leave I heard I understood that it was going to be a long process, so I expect her to return probably in July or even later, as it all looked incredibly tumultuous for her.

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>>78334086
Oh man the rings looked so cool, specially the final ones, I still can't forget about them to this day and it's been more than a decade

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>>78334078
she'll be back. she's just incredibly busy with everything.

>>78334086
yeah it was popular with the boys too, so it's okay. it's a shounen afterall. it just had A LOT of really cool guys.

>>78334373
i have a ring somewhere... i knew a group of guys who got the set and divided them amongst themselves like cute losers

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>>78311625
>bfe
Nuh uh, never

[Anonymous No.]

>>78334494
>i knew a group of guys who got the set and divided them amongst themselves like cute losers
Fuck fuck fuck, I need some buddies to be cute losers with

[Anonymous No.]

>>78329663
Bonni and Digby makes sense considering Bonnis past life

[Anonymous No.]

>>78334373
Oh fuck yeah, and Tsuna's gloves made my chuni ass go crazy :]
>>78334494
UNREAL! That's way too cool... if only...

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Region Quest Nuzlocke time in 20 minutes. Pryce and Radio Tower today, team is looking really strong right now.

https://www.twitch.tv/alpinalbench

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>>78331167
is this about how they look or is it a mix between personality+looks?

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I may be stupid. I think the issue is the PS5 was trying to show a higher resolution and HZ than the capture card supported. This is what it looks like now that I turned those down to my card's maximum supported stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T75ctC7WJw

I think that's better, but that's just because I'm comparing the drive gauge orbs to the game's and the speed of them is much closer now

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a little concerned that most of the outfit concepts I've seen so far include adding booba
I mean I'm gonna do one, probably the little red dress one
But still

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>>78335396
personality mostly but also how i perceive them. like Alpin is Yamamoto personality-wise, but he's a gym buff so it feels wrong not to make him Ryohei. and Ain is kinda in the center of everyone and is a small rrat so he feels like he'd be Tsuna more than any other character

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>>78335572
Sin*

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>>78335534
I gave you like 4 who don't even need boobs, wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>78335572
I have to agree that almost everyone on Lambo fits perfectly mostly because there are two Lambo but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>78335835
yeah that's why ace is there heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>78330656
Me and more version of me. I'd call it Me and my other Mes and we'd sing songs about me and how awesome it is being me. I think that would be a banger

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>>78335737
The list from the previous thread? Yeah those are good. I was referring to the drawn ones I've seen though

I think the first wave is going to be something relatively simple like a shirt and a farmers outfit

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>>78334078
nope

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>>78335534
Catering to coomers already...
Cat is fine too, I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78328643
thank you, friend

NO DEATHS TODAY!

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>>78332526
>>78331124
This you

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the thread so quiet today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78320218
How can I start sounding like a little boy despite being a grown man?

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>>78337621
I am schizoing over her tweets on my moot DMs

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /asp/
come join me for VtM https://www.twitch.tv/ramnorthewanderer

[Anonymous No.]

>>78336000
Which is which?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78337621
it's monday

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>>78311625
oh, i did not see this post. i would gladly do another reading for you
they say practice makes perfect, after all..

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>>78337654
He is both child and adult Lambo, the body and voice of an adult and the mind of a child

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>>78311625
give me the sloppy ASMR and you will get what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>cute femboy boyfriend farting uncontrollably until he farts himself to death ASMR
I swear these ASMRs just keep getting weirder and weirder.

[Anonymous No.]

glub!

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>>78337654
ace is 20 years later
patchey and johann are 10 years because they're still baby, daiya is debatable
basil suka pantsu are baby lambo

[Anonymous No.]

>>78337621
Monday
Burger wagie hours
People trying not to die in the heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338076
How many British /asp/ies do we have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78334564
Sorry my bfe vtuber, you don't get a choice in this parasocial relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338201
about the pic, it's super fucking humid anywhere in europe so 26c feels like +100f no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338201
>bongs melt from porch weather
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>78337923
Thanks for polluting my algorithm to check if this was real. For everyone else, it isn't.
>>78338253
What if I told you we had bfe at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78337633
cbt until you can only speak like a little boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78337942
Glub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78331167
Who's the nerd who made this? We need to talk and cry about there being no new season

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338318
>What if I told you we had bfe at home?
Then I would tell you to lay down and bite the pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338335
>cbt
what has conductive behavioral therapy have to deal with this, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

Are all males doomed by default?

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>>78338201
Yumi, QB, Charley, Bonni, Sun, Digby. Ruadh is in the area. Maybe I missed some.
>>78330488
That's a joy to see. Not to bring the mood down but damn I've been waiting to see a different subject for a piece from you for over 6 months.

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>>78338406
>>78333520
im the nerd...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78337942
$500 fine
pay up, squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338456
>Yumi, QB, Charley, Bonni, Sun, Digby. Ruadh is in the area.
offpako when

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338258
The bong responses to that tweet have been hilarious.
>muh humidity
>muh brick houses
>muh no AC

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338559
>Looks at someone living in houston suburbs.
Yeah I really don't get the issue here.

[Anonymous No.]

BUSTING OUT THE SSUMMER FIT FOR THE HOT LADY RABBIT GAME (pseduoragalia)
https://www.twitch.tv/papayasadas

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338457
You either die wagmi, or you live long enough to see yourself become ngmi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338457
Nah, I'll win

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338813
Please start VRchat viewbotting again

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338457
You have to become a sigma male to succeed at vtubing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338457
Don't know, don't care. I'll have fun either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338506
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOO IM POOR PLEASE I ONLY HAVE LIKE
2 DOLLARS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338601
>mfw im living in the houston suburbs reading this post

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do ASMR content but I also don't want to do GFE or ear licking and shit. Is there still a market for head scratching noises and "You're gonna make it" instead of "noises that kinda sound like dick sucking"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338813
>>78339028
>biting the bait
STUPID SEXY HIMBOS
CORRECTION NEEDED

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339181
BAIT OR NOT IDGAF!!! I'LL REPLY TO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338559
Normal UK humidity is 90%
In the midst of a drought in the south or a midlands city you may get down to 70%

People underestimate just how damp this country is

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339161
Of course, look at Denpa. She has some earrape stuff and people still watch her ASMR streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339161
sorry, you missed that boat, better start throating the mic

[Anonymous No.]

is it me or is rinna using her vallure money to feed into her old account? she never seemed to take her vallure career seriously, and i bet shes only there for money and not the art of porn
https://x.com/k_szk/status/1802360946796777654

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339305
If I can fit this whole yeti in my mouth, I better fuckin make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339028
do you think it would feel good to take a bunny boy's big floppy ear and wrap it around your cock and use it to jerk off? I want to cum directly into his ear canals

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339161
Yes. Check out ShimadaTiger's ASMR, or Fwofie's YT content.

[Anonymous No.]

Aspies who are from Canada? Looking for one that plays DOOM and does FL Studio

[Anonymous No.]

WOOO NUMBERS GOING UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338258
No it doesn't. Heat index is a real, quantifiable thing. 26C is open windows, go outside, have a picnic weather

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339493
congrats friend, truly wagmi

[Anonymous No.]

>Alpins little autism giggle

always tickled by muscle dudes who are still obviously inflicted with a little tism

[Anonymous No.]

alpin is really cute..

[Anonymous No.]

>>78329430
I would just eat comet

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339436
I will only say it sounds like it would be super uncomfortable to get any of that in my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

If I post my voice will you guys rate it pls (I’m a dude)

[Anonymous No.]

>>78340256
yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338258
I would strangle a bong right now if I could have 26°C (78.8° in Freedom units) temps, humidity be damned

[Anonymous No.]

>>78340315
Ok, do you guys have a script or something I can read off of

[Anonymous No.]

>>78340450
>humidity be damned
woe, swamp ass upon ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>78340652
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is simply not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 25%, at best, at best me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix , your chances of winning drastically go down. See the 3 way, at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning ,but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle knows he can’t beat me and he’s not even going to try! So Samoa joe, you take you 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% and you got a 8 1/3 chance of winning a sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was going one on one, and then add 66 2/3 percent, got a 141 2/3 chance of winning sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78340652

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338201
These bastards barely get sunlight, I’m not surprised

[Anonymous No.]

churl cute

[Anonymous No.]

alpin is so CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>78339359
Retard, that skeb is likely commissioned a long time ago before she got into vallure.

[Anonymous No.]

We're back online with the Talespire talk, if things are a bit slow may be playing something
feel free to drop and say hey!
https://www.twitch.tv/meginomagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341429
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU A MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CUTE DRILLS SPINNING GIF WAS SO CUTE AND NOW I OPEN YOUR STREAM AND YOU'RE A FUCKING MAN?>>>fFFF.DS/Gg/?????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341534
>>78341429
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341534
He’s cute I love his accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341534
LOL GOT HIS ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341534
bro you need to remember it's an 80-20 chance it's a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>78340315
>>78340823
>>78340973
Be honest okay
https://voca.ro/1ggojyDTLmYm

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341696
>hear the voice for a second
soft spoken, too muffled (clear your throat and enunciate your words properly) 6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341696
not bad, 6.5 but its certainly not gonna carry you, you better be good at something. BFE wont be your strong suit. look into better mic settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341696
ESL/10

you suffer from the same thing that every ESL suffers from. zero confidence, mumbling, and weak tones

[Anonymous No.]

Doing some talking on stream again.

Live now!

https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341945
Go get em champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341777
>>78341848
>>78341876
Thanks
How do I stop mumbling

[Anonymous No.]

>>78342174
speak louder and enunciate

[Anonymous No.]

>>78342174
Open your mouth more when speaking, focus on keeping every syllable proper, slow down a little while speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341534
babis causing mental damage untold as usual

[Anonymous No.]

once someone hits double digit viewers, I close the stream as they no longer need me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341876

How many males here speak with total confidence, no mumbling and strong tones?

[Anonymous No.]

im taking my GED test with alpin open
dont tell him

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341696
I don't think it really works like a true test, give me another reading, this time of:
----
Of all that is written, I love only what a person hath written with his blood. Write with blood, and thou wilt find that blood is spirit.

It is no easy task to understand unfamiliar blood; I hate the reading idlers.

He who knoweth the reader, doeth nothing more for the reader. Another century of readers—and spirit itself will stink.

Every one being allowed to learn to read, ruineth in the long run not only writing but also thinking.

Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it even becometh populace.

He that writeth in blood and proverbs doth not want to be read, but learnt by heart.

In the mountains the shortest way is from peak to peak, but for that route thou must have long legs. Proverbs should be peaks, and those spoken to should be big and tall.

The atmosphere rare and pure, danger near and the spirit full of a joyful wickedness: thus are things well matched.

I want to have goblins about me, for I am courageous. The courage which scareth away ghosts, createth for itself goblins—it wanteth to laugh.

I no longer feel in common with you; the very cloud which I see beneath me, the blackness and heaviness at which I laugh—that is your thunder-cloud.

Ye look aloft when ye long for exaltation; and I look downward because I am exalted.

Who among you can at the same time laugh and be exalted?

He who climbeth on the highest mountains, laugheth at all tragic plays and tragic realities.

Courageous, unconcerned, scornful, coercive—so wisdom wisheth us; she is a woman, and ever loveth only a warrior.

Ye tell me, “Life is hard to bear.” But for what purpose should ye have your pride in the morning and your resignation in the evening?

Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and assesses.

What have we in common with the rose-bud, which trembleth because a drop of dew hath formed upon it?

It is true we love life; not because we are wont to live, but because we are wont to love.

There is always some madness in love. But there is always, also, some method in madness.

And to me also, who appreciate life, the butterflies, and soap-bubbles, and whatever is like them amongst us, seem most to enjoy happiness.

To see these light, foolish, pretty, lively little sprites flit about—that moveth Zarathustra to tears and songs.

I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance.

And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity—through him all things fall.

Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!

I learned to walk; since then have I let myself run. I learned to fly; since then I do not need pushing in order to move from a spot.

Now am I light, now do I fly; now do I see myself under myself. Now there danceth a God in me.—

Thus spake Zarathustra.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be talked about but coming up on almost a year with no real regulars from this thread I think it's time to try elsewhere, I just don't know where lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>78342455
Tupo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78342511
Find vtubers you like that have active communities, and shill yourself repeatedly in their discord shill channel.

[Anonymous No.]

Tupo JOI...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78342511
Make friends with adjacents and people that asps raid into as they're far more supportive than people here. Not because they're kinder or anything, but because they don't know 100+ vtubers within a small circle like most asps do, so they have more time to stop by your streams and personally get to know you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341696
you some how sounds like mami but gayer
how is that possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78343191
Is that a good thing or a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78342423
no one can do all of them at once, but at least one out of three consistently is important. Many ESLs struggle with them. Daiya is an example of an ESL who can do all three of them, maybe not always. but it ,makes a huge difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341876
What is "weak tones"?

[Anonymous No.]

yaaay!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78343273
genuinly a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78344393
congrats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78344393
Well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>78344392
Nothing wrong with sounding gay
If you disagree I’ll fuck you in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78344393
congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>78344393
karaoke when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345086
gay people with gay accents are just obnoxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338513
How long would the lines be for each of them?

[Anonymous No.]

he's so cute he's so cute he's so cute he's so cute he's so cute i'm going crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78331167
aaaaaaaaaahh I miss KHR so much, sometimes I think about rewatching it but then I actually try to and it doesn't actually hold up that well, but some scenes in particular are just so strong
I wish 20YL reappeared I love him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345522
1 person long. Only me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345545
thanks bro! I appreciate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345545
Name him sis!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Bae what's wrong you haven't eaten your crepe with nutrlla ham and mayo yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345086
as a straight orange male, I find gay mens voices very comforting and friendly. I prefer it. Still manlier than the vocal fried teenager voice that I have.

[Anonymous No.]

good afternoon /asp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345734
tierlist of gay voices

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345267
some day I'm doing pilk shots (or something equally nasty) but I don't know to what content

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345570
But Yumi wants to be plapped....

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345776
good afternoon cheen, hope you're going well

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345841
But the anon doesn't want to plap her anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78338513
i would sell my kidney to lick sun's sweaty feet

[Anonymous No.]

things are looking up fox. gonna try to do a little hour long test stream tonight .. only god knows if i will resist my smt vv urges

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for coming by Pokemon today! We got through the 8th badge despite terrible terrible RNG, and now preparing for Johto elite four next week.

>>78342445
OKAY YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON THAT BUT GOOD LUCK YO

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346096
Whats your favorite smt demon ( do not say the one with the ass)

[Anonymous No.]

all asps for this feels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346156
hecatoncheires is my og but these days i like seraph and scathach a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346158
the cute boys when you headpat them

[Anonymous No.]

I love SMT and I'm happy so many /asp/ies dig it too. I might do a yap stream all about it because I've been obsessed with it for way too long already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78335528
in retrospect I should probably give a comparison here. This is the KH2 stuff I've already uploaded, and I'm replying to the FPS test. I've got bad eyesight, but even I can see at least some difference here, is it a notable improvement?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yda_i3B-Vs4

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346156
wait... which one with the ass...? i like aogami a lot too but hes cut content... hes the one with the ass... in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

This is not my hat.
I forgot how much I enjoyed editing sprites
Too bad I'll never have the free time to actually make them myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346158
Me, I prefer people use my chin scratch redeem over the headpat one. (They do both at the same time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346158
me please please I want to be pet and called a good puppy and and given treats

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346349
gob....

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345468
Because you’re so normal and interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346328
the new one that shows you her ass and jiggles it at you and it charms your entire party

[Anonymous No.]

>>78345894
More for me, I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346440
ah, i haven't kept up with many of the the vengeance trailers or info. i was kinda sad they redesigned lilith she was really hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346333
good stuff zeph

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvt
Impromptu Dorf Fort stream

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?

I start my job on Thursday! And I plan on having fun this week with my streams, even if they're shorter! I'm also getting close to my goal of 75 followers =3

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/milkuols

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346290
mfw nikola doesnt watch my streams

[Anonymous No.]

are there any small female aspies that get similar numbers to small male aspies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78348186
>>78348130

[Anonymous No.]

>>78348186
pukki

[Anonymous No.]

>>78348178
AMAZING SATAN AND BELZEBUB!! But I lowkey prefer the SMT IV: Apocalypse Satan just because I love the multiple heads look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78320218
>It's a new week! Got any plans or goals coming up?
Set up better tracking when my iphone finally arrives

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes I wish I were unemployed so I could stream at euro hours and get to interact more with Alpin, Ace, and Mawg....

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349039
only one of those is euro

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349039
retardchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349080
but they stream at euro hours (except Ace sometimes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349039
Even though I stream Euro I'm free most US Primetime evenings for collabs yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349189
it would feel weird to collab with someone I haven't been able to interact with much ,but thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>78341534
I'm sorry but it's been the premise since forever I'm fairly sure I have written that pretty much every single time hehe
Glad you found the gif cute it took me like 2345 years on clip studio paint to make!
the whole design was my pen, so I'm glad you like it.

>>78341584
Thanks, I'm a bit self conscious of my spelling and phonetics but if you don't find it risible then that's good I hope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349472
I wanted to network with you till I found out you were male but I wish you the best cute babi!

[Anonymous No.]

why does ace keep collabing with women? no bro experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349583
he has a sexy voice

[Anonymous No.]

why is ubume shilling almantas so hard, he isn’t from /here/ is he

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349583
What about Slushy?

[Anonymous No.]

im sad i have cultivated this audience of "normal" people as a "normal" vtuber
i should have gone full keyfabe and be weird on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

Every time an aspie’s voice gets praised for being hot I am disappointed when I actually get around to hearing them. Iriya is a good example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349797
iriya is actually sexy though, his asmrs really have comforted me a bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>78348186
Chibiibot

[Anonymous No.]

>>78346156
Mara :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349797
Iriya just knows how to use his voice properly in an ASMR setting which is a skill that people underestimate when doing ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349859
I checked out his asmr a few days ago and can’t believe other girls go crazy over him. Maybe it’s the accent I don’t like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349729
How do you be weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>78349859
Iriya is good at ASMR but he doesn't have a sexo voice.
If he had Albert's or Ace's voice, he'd be unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.]

least sexo male voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350263
Anyone with an Austrian accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350263
Autumn, WIP, any of the nasal trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350263
kyuuketsuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350387
shittiest opinion ever sis, both kai and iriya are fucking hot-

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350263
ineda, sukadrii, patchey and kuku

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350430
squid... get behind me...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350387
Kai G sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350461
Austrian accents are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78350099
It could just be the accent. I love male Australian accents the most, and a lot of other NA women probably do as well.