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78234213 No.78234213 [Reply] [Original]

If you were suddenly thrust into yagoo what are the chances you would survive?

>> No.78234318

wtf do you mean, my dick being in yagoo would mean i would be just fine

>> No.78234432

>>78234213
I would do anything in my power to boost the success of the company, but would probably turn into Anycolor 2.0 by accident

>> No.78234728
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78234728

Thrust into him? Like someone pushed me into Yagoo?
Uh. Apologize and try to act like nothing happened. High chance of survival.

>> No.78237106

>>78234213
Christ how tight is his asshole?

>> No.78237169

I’d get on my knees, beg and pray to god.

>> No.78241052

>>78234213
>mfw I literally cannot speak nihongo
the company would collapse within 12 hours

>> No.78241284

I met him last year at CTW/Anime Expo and I am a head taller and probably have like 50lbs on him. I think I'll be fine.

But more than likely we would both apologize to each other because we're both kind ojii-sans who love idols.

>> No.78243269

>>78234213
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.78243419

>>78234213
Shooting myself out of a cannon at a velocity far exceeding what would be safe for a human being and piercing Yagoos torso, hmm... I might survive if I have a spiked helmet or something to pierce him to go straight through but I don't know

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78244458

already happened once when i accidentally ran into him at an event. it was very awkward and he was clearly paranoid that the dumb gaijin was gonna point him out and get him mobbed. i obviously didnt do that and he disappeared into the aether. weird day. it was nice to see that he cares about the talents though.

>> No.78244752

>>78234213
I would splatter like an egg hitting Mt Fuji.

>> No.78244806

>>78234213
Thrust into him? That sounds dangerous, I don't think either of us would make it.

>> No.78246608

>>78243269
He's a big guy

>> No.78246675

what's with all the anal-raping-yagoo threads lately

>> No.78246727

>>78246675
This may have been a question about stepping into his role, with a very important word omitted

>> No.78248740

>>78234213
I would rape yamerogoo so fucking hard, newton would feel the slam pigs-hysics plapping all the way trough the past

>> No.78249163

>>78246727
Let me fix it.
"If you were suddenly thrust into Yagoo's body, what are the chances you would survive?"

>> No.78249328

>>78234213
does it come with lube at least?
it'd be painful for both parties if it isn't

>> No.78252560

>>78234213
run

>> No.78252561

>>78234213
>what are the chances you would survive?
5

>> No.78252619

>>78234213
I think I would explode. So, low chance

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