/vag/ - VAllure General

[Anonymous No.]

She's close Edition

[Current and Upcoming Streams]
https://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure
This week's schedules:
https://files.catbox.moe/3arqw1.png

[Gen 1: Indulge]
▶ Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess
https://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulait
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura
▶ Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear
https://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpaws
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey
▶ Immy Bisou - Hex Maniac
https://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisou
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy
▶ Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere
https://www.youtube.com/@MercyModiste
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy
▶ Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress
https://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbum
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi
▶ Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefish
https://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttles
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny

[VAllure Links]
https://vagallure.carrd.co

[Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive]
>https://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content
>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING

[FAQ for Tourists]
▶ What is VAllure?
>The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.
>Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.
▶ Where will the content be?
>YouTube - Most likely kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.
>Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.
>Fansly - Up to discretion of the girls. Content will be free. Will come later.
▶ Is there a Discord Server?
>Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.
>No, they won't be joining any fan servers.
▶ Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?
>Yes, all of them, with me.

▶ VAllure Friends!
V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/
Yume+ and other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/

Previous thread >>78144740

[Anonymous No.]

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

It's offical: I'm Icey's Dada now

[Anonymous No.]

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

This game Mercy is playing is so strange

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Strontistic wife and her daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

for me, it's mercy modiste

[Anonymous No.]

>>78166661
Fuck, I just saw Immy has hers open as well. I want to be one of the first, but I also want to hear her say my name...

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>>78166811
Thanks for the notice, I don't care about my name being read so I joined

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1801863881364496435
Honeslty im surprised any of them get AdRev at all

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /vag/
Even though Icey is doing the 2049 watchalong I hope there is still a full Indulge watchalong at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>Icey's monetization stream is a movie that currently isn't part of any streaming service unless you pay to rent it

I love her, but this is probably not the best pick, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167194
>He doesn't have BR2049 downloaded to rewatch every week

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>>78167194
yeah I mean I knw she is really desperate to watch it and I can just pirate it easily but most normies get filtered by that kind of thing
I just want her to have a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167311
Unironically, where can I download it? Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167327
We want to filter normies

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167408
Learn about torrenting

[Anonymous No.]

Icey is awake and horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167311
I've got it, but I suspect most people don't. Which means either 4 bucks to rent, or 5 bucks to Icey.

[Anonymous No.]

i like this shirt better

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167831
Or learn how to pirate retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167831
It's included in amazon prime video, at least over here.

[Anonymous No.]

its… it’s definitely a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167939
Not in America, which is going to filter a lot of people. And again, I already have the movie so this doesn't affect me, but I suspect that a lot of people who can't or won't pirate that would be willing to drop 5 on Icey might instead drop 4 on the movie. That's all I am saying.

[Anonymous No.]

We really should set up a cytube for watch alongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>78168044
It'll be fine, all the Ojisans are fine gentlemen with disposable income they can use to have fun with their daughterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

I love stronny and im glad i got to meet her

[Anonymous No.]

>mercy softlocked because she can't find 5 dollars
senpais....

[Anonymous No.]

stronny ass clapping asmr https://cyberdrop.me/f/TmqU9iWxaLRpG

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>>78168620
i came…

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe I had a 500 word essay due in fifteen weeks....
no way I can get that done for kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

Sharing a $1.50 Costco hotdog with kouhai…

[Anonymous No.]

>>78168023
Gonna be honest with ya, this image mogs Icey watchalong thumbnail, mate

[Anonymous No.]

>icey snowpaws liked your reply
Oh thank god! she doesnt hate me
now i wonder if she checked the tribute maro i sent last nite

[Anonymous No.]

>>78168522
Mercy got any paypigs yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78169984

Nice anon. I bet that feels great.

[Anonymous No.]

okay how long until immy gets tired of the sister roleplay? i can see her being the type of person that actually secretly hates men and thinks we're all disgusting pigs and for playing along. she gives off that kind of vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78170267
Check the debut 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>78170267
i feared this with icey
but actually its mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78170340
ok so there will not be much siscon content because its against tos on patreon and fansly and probably youtube too, wow!!! amazing!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't trust random women on the internet. Vtubers are just for entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78170267
anon she literally held her pee in front of an audience of men until she had to beg to be let go. If there's one girl that likes the stuff she's doing its her

[Anonymous No.]

I think this is a genuine case of needing to tap the sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>78170756
No, I think this is a genuine case of someone letting the bad voices win. As long as people don't escalate the schizo-ness, this can be a good discussion

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>me schizoing about things that have not happened and will not happen due to my own headcanon is good discussion
the nerves on this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up early
>about to say screw it and get a hold of a friend for vidya before test in a few hours
>hear a Scottish voice
>"No, you need to go back to sleep so you can do your best. Sleep! Now!"
Yes Mommeh. Night all.
i may have developed schizophrenia because of a cuddlefish i can't say i really care

[Anonymous No.]

im just starting the gartic vod why are icey wheezes so fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>78170985
Based as fuck. Just wait until she hypnotizes us. Permanently

[Anonymous No.]

did you guys join all the girls memberships or only onen and the other ones just for the emotes?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bury my face in Immy's armpits and ass

[Anonymous No.]

did you guys buy all the girls patreons or just one

[Anonymous No.]

>>78170985
This is schizophrenia (good). Try not to fall into schizophrenia (bad)

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>>78170716
And Icey, and Stronny of course.
Icey went from feral reverse raper gamer girl as a character concept -> bratty mesugaki pre/early debut -> complete co-dependency parasocial sweetheart in the span of a couple weeks. It's crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78171280
I bought all this month, gonna reduce down to a couple after this month and then get a couple of the memberships too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78171280
Only Stronny and Immy. Immy has my heart, and I listen to her audios. I'm not really interested in Stronny's audios but I want to support her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167194
It's available on Netflix Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78167408
Not the best quality but file size is small.

https://yts.mx/movies/blade-runner-2049-2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>78166542
I really want to fuck that small child

[Anonymous No.]

>>78171280
I only got Immy's patreon and membership. I said early on that I'm all in on Immy and I meant it

[Anonymous No.]

getting a toy to pretend its immy while listening to her audios

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>>78170361
>spoiler
I really hope this isn't the case. I'm enjoying her streams a lot but the difference between her and the other girls in terms of being comfortable with their audiences is massive
idk maybe it was just me expecting a menhera yandere that threatened anyone who dared speak of another woman in front of her

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[Anonymous No.]

are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

why are you acting so gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78172073
lolidom bros. Have we won?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78172073
buying a dildo and pretending its her

[Anonymous No.]

Good job anon! She loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78172830

This is the best day of my life. I'll be riding this high for like a year.

[Anonymous No.]

I know I'm retarded but I was worried I would just have to listen to the watchalong because I no longer have my computer near me, Ive seen the movie hundreds of times but it just wouldn't be the same.
Remembered I have a big TV and a hdd with it on, I can sit on the sofa and watch the movie with my wife yapping beside me.
Just made me happy is all.
Heart full, balls empty.

[Anonymous No.]

For those who have not yet watched Bladerunner 2049 and is gonna join the watchalong later, please watch the first one. It's not mandatory but it'll make the movie experience a whole lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78172981
please watch the first one first before the 2049 is what I meant to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78172981
*are

[Anonymous No.]

Cake oji your other twitter posts make me grin. Are you 40+?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78171280
Only Stronny and Azura for now. I might grab the other girls every few months or so though.

[Anonymous No.]

I wasn't here In the last 2 day, something good happened? What streams are a must watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78173355

I'm getting up there pretty close...

I don't even know what else I've posted. I went to make a Twitter account and it said I already had an old one, so whatever I randomly posted from who knows when is on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78173626
Immy's endurance stream. Pure, unadulterated kino

[Anonymous No.]

Icey has groomed me so hard. Every day, the first thing I do when I wake up is check her twitter and maros to see what she said. I have butterflies in my stomach for hours, going she replies to something I said the night before. She's completely broken me. I love her.

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>>78173746
>going
Hoping*

[Anonymous No.]

>>78173746

Same. Whenever I send a maro I wake up with butterflies and knots hoping she saw and replied to my maro. I'm groomed boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>78173746
I'm exactly the same way. I'm just excited at any opportunity we get to interact.
Feels like having an actual gf...

[Anonymous No.]

This is Icey btw

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck... I've got to fix my sleep for work so I want be able to tune in to the watch along...
I hope Icey doesn't end up thinking I'm abandoning her or anything when I don't show up in chat because it's purely because of timezones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78173746
You are me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78173827

Married anon here, it's totally different. As far as we are concerned, Icey exists to make us happy and love us unconditionally. It's a totally different, very comforting feeling compared to a real gf. I don't have to worry about disappointing/upsetting Icey if I have a bad day at work and don't want to cook a big dinner anymore because I'm exhausted. I know she will just say "I'm sorry it was hard I love you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174140
Sounds like you have a shitty wife if she won't comfort you after a bad day at work and doesn't cook dinners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174211
Normal wives does not do those anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78172329
>>78172533
I'm not, I simply recognize red flags when I see them. picrel
Icey's menhera is the type you can fix with love and kisses on the cervix, repeatedly, with my penis
Immy's is the type that will lead all parties involved to self destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174211
most wives are shitty by your definition

[Anonymous No.]

An actual question; I’ve never made a social media account in my life except myspace and a throwaway twitter I’ve never posted on. I feel like icey is the first one I ever want to respond to. will it look weird or like some kind of alt if she tries to look at my page and just sees nothing ?

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>>78170361
She's won't "get tired" of the yandere roleplay, because she's an actress and sees it as her job. She will also not be the parasocial mess that we love about the other girls, at least for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174386
>>78174482
Why would you ever marry someone who doesn't care about your well-being or want to help you when you are down. Just for a hole to maybe fuck every few weeks if she's feeling generous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78171280
4/6, but I'll cut it back to two (Icey and Stronny) same as memberships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174386
>>78174482
we live in a society

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174461
You are weak. You can never experience the highest heights if you don't risk sinking to the lowest depths. I will head straight into oblivion if it means my life will burn like a raging inferno instead of a flickering candle

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174594
Not if the fist message you post in your timeline is:
>Hi @IceySnowpaws, I'm new to social media, but I think you're adorable and I want to support you <3
She would really like that and probably reply to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174716
Incredibly based

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>>78170985
I have discovered that every time I'm about to do something bad, or irresponsible, or lazy, or harmful to myself, all I have to do is think "Stronny wouldn't want me to do this" and suddenly I'm doing the right thing.

Battles I have fought with myself for years are instantly won by those words. Stronny would want me to live my best life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174803
I’ll try that here I’m just worried about it sounding fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174656
Anon the only hole I see is you being too holed up in your house since you're far too deluded on the concept of wife and marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78173889
You seem a little lost, jailbird

[Anonymous No.]

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174386
I don't know where you live, but in my experience they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175151
you’re speaking to americans so pity them

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175057
Then enlighten me, please. Mutual respect and care is such a basic part of any relationship. Why is marriage different? Why do you subject yourself to that?

[Anonymous No.]

When did immy open memberships?

[Anonymous No.]

Forcing my little sister to keep it in, while I tease and tickle her belly, ignoring any and all pleads to stop, until her pelvis muscles are so sore they cannot contain the rushing wave anymore. All the while keeping her sitting firmly on my face, pantsuless, savoring each dribble in anticipation of the dam breaking.
Is this good big brother behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175320
Couple of hours ago. Her and Icey fucked up.
Speaking of, Icey please put more stuff on your throne (pic related, hint hint)
Why doesn't our daughterwife let us to spoil her

[Anonymous No.]

2:43:28 for the movie right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175430
No, she said she doesn't like her tummy being touched

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175474
>Her and Icey fucked up.
How so? In all likelihood Stronny configured their tiers and opened their memberships for them, to make sure it was done right, just before going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175696
You open memberships on stream otherwise people can member before the stream like right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175696
IIRC Stronny said this herself last stream. She even said herself to wait till they actual do their stream to member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175729
I probably should have waited yeah but it’ll still give a message whenever you go into a stream live for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175696
There's no likelihood there, Stronny literally said she was doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Immy wants to sell us vials of "potions"
Leaving aside that it will be bonked by management, it's obvious that her plan is to make us drink/sniff/rub her bodily fluids all over ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

I just looked at the transcript for Immy's stream and there are 621 occurrences of the word gay. Conservatively, that means that there were 300 donos in 5 hours. 300 sips in 5 hours. If anybody played power hour, you know that by the end of the hour you are feeling like shit. She did that for almost 5 hours. The dedication on this woman is truly admirable....

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>>78175851
I wonder how much money she made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175883
Hopefully enough that she would want to do something like this again

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175762
>She even said herself to wait till they actual do their stream to member.
Whoops. Sorry mommeh, my finger slipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175986
I didn't even think when I saw that join button on icey's channel when I woke up. I blinked and I was a member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78175962
on Fansly, with a pantsu cam in the corner

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think she was doing when she said she couldn't describe what she was doing to stop herself from pissing everywhere..

[Anonymous No.]

Throne update:
Madam Shibi added an instant camera, a vibrator with a clitoris suction and licking function, a cat camera, a pedicure fund.
Immy's iPad Pro + Apple Pencil was successfully crowdfunded, and the (partial) 2.0 model crowdfunding is at 33%
Mercy received the Tsukasa Okino figurines and added a Care Bear plush

[Anonymous No.]

>>78171094
>just wait
The antici

pation is killing me man
she acts like she REALLY wants to do something permanent but she loves us so she wants to make sure we're taken care of

[Anonymous No.]

>>78171280
Only Icey. I only need the snowbear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176265
What’s the difference between the iPad and the drawing tablet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176230
I think she was trying to get people's imagination going.
Probably just squeezing her hand between her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176168
And feet in stirrups so she can't close her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

I will breastfeed Icey and change her diapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176591
gay

[Anonymous No.]

I'm listening to Stronny's hypnosis every day (the fist 40 minutes of her first ASMR stream.) I'm not even sure what she says in there, because I go under every time.
I hope that sometimes she'll teach our bodies to get diamond hard as soon as we hear her or her daughters' voices, even if they're talking about the weather. That would be hot. Or even prevent us from cumming until they tell us to, so that we can go at it furiously for hours and still edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176331
The iPad is smaller, the Wacom Intuos tablets do not have displays

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176230
Potion vial. Cork. Peehole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78168328
Ehh? Wouldn't this sap views from the girls channels by watching on a 3rd party?

[Anonymous No.]

Icey has me just sitting. I'm in garden listening to the birds just thinking about her.
I think I might like her a decent bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176784
Honestly? Those were my exact thoughts as well.
>>78176785
You'd obviously still have the channels open to chat so they wouldn't lose viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176750
>teach our bodies to get diamond hard as soon as we hear her or her daughters' voices
As hot as this would be, I sometimes watch vods while at work...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176785
It's just to have the movie synced for everyone. We'll all still tune into the girls but for watching the movie, we can all watch it on cytube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176331
The iPad is small, portable, and you draw on the screen with a special stylus, in iPad apps. A drawing tablet is larger, does not have a screen, is connected to the PC and can be used with any PC graphics/drawing apps or games.

[Anonymous No.]

does icey get a period

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176970
No of course not

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176889
>>78176904
>It's just to have the movie synced for everyone
OH it's for the movie thank you I'm silly. Not a bad idea at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176904
I've never used it. Can you stream the same movie to everybody from it and have it synced, without needing everybody to download it first? If so, that's dope

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177075
You just need a host that cytube accepts, I've used it before but I'm not sure where you'd host a movie without it getting instantly nuked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177156
Second Life users use cytube to stream copyrighted movies all the time but I don't know more than that. You may want to look into the resources they (SL users) use

[Anonymous No.]

>>78176970
>>78177009
At some point there were children voices outside her window and somebody asked: "are those your kids?" Her reaction of disgust was priceless: "Eww!! What the fuuck! I don't have a baby, I'm the baby!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177075
>>78177156
The host uploads it to a Google drive and the site syncs it with everyone. No downloading, only the host has to upload it.

[Anonymous No.]

>finally got my courage up to record a tribute for stronny
>catbox is down
No... not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177271 (me)
For all the oji sans, think of it like watching a YouTube video except it's synced with multiple people. If you're a viewer you just click play, if you're the host you just upload the video and play it.

[Anonymous No.]

icey's accent is the best. she sounds like a mail order bride. MY mail order bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78172955
>Heart full, balls empty.
This should be the motto of this company.

Also why is my phone now suggesting "cunny" for every other word? This could be dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

That last maro to Icey was from a fucking retard. Why would you tell her about your actual girlfriend? Fucking off yourself for trying to make her jealous and upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177410

[Anonymous No.]

Icey is doing a Blade Runner 2049 watchalong stream its been a bit since i last watched the movie this should be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177343
Catbox works for me, can you access litterbox?

>>78177271
Maybe I'm being retarded but I'm pretty sure last time I tried uploading to drive it got flagged right away. Litterbox allows 1gb, tho dunno if they bandwidth would be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/iceysnownsfw/status/1801958222611337314
What is icey doing to you snowbearies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177601
why do faggots write retarded garbage like this to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177585
>Catbox works for me, can you access litterbox?
Download is fine, but upload is broken, returning 500 internal server error.

I might just put it up on cockfile, seems appropriate for a bibute... Litterbox is working, but I know Stronny doesn't always check her maros daily and even if she does she might not be in the mood for a bibute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177628
shut the fuck up retard. i bet youve sent her nothing but inane garbage too

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177551
ahhh sheet here we go again
https://youtu.be/2vxe7cfTxeA?si=1Ye3uNxh3_4Aayrn

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177601
It's probably bait to begin with but even if it isn't, I want to kick this guy's ass for making my wife upset. She clearly doesn't like cheating so why even bring it up to her? Fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177601
I stopped responding to an IRL woman after Immy's debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177678
Are you the nigger who sent that to her? You should unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177678
Found the maro writer

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177678
What is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177585
>It got flagged right away
No idea then, I've been to hundreds of cytube watchalongs this year and they're always done with Googledrive. I'm sure it doesn't have to be on gdrive but seems to be the easiest thing I've seen. Other way is making a fan discord and having someone stream it but I would consider that an extreme last resort and something I don't care to take part in.

[Anonymous No.]

You shouldn't be getting involved with Icey if you're already with someone, period. She only wants committed Ojisans and you'd be a fucking moron to break of a real life relationship for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177670
I get this too but lately it's been saying like... bad data instead of internal error. Catbox is pretty damn bipolar

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177628
They're retarded and mostly likely lying for attention.
>Uuuu I totally love you more than my real girlfriend uuu
She would do better to ignore this behaviour but her heart is too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177872
Bad data would be a different error, this is something wrong with their nginx setup most likely. The server behind the reverse proxy is probably working fine, but the reverse proxy is pointing to the wrong address would be my guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177601
>>78177678
ICEY I'M BREAKING UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

I started drinking way too early for this watchalong. I got way too excited. Icey would tell me to kill myself, I need to do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177916
When I get the bad data error and then refresh the page I get "bad gateway nginx" page, so idk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177994
Those two errors mean that you crashed catbox's backend. You should be ashamed of yourself. This is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most blog post shit I've ever spewed online but idk I've got to tell somone. I'm going to have go miss Icey's stream. My cat is dying suddenly and I am sitting with him ar home before his appointment to be put down, right when the stream starts. Fuck man, this sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78174656
>>78174686
nah this is not even me being mgtow. when the honeymoon phase ends, most people stop acting like it's a disney movie. you can love someone without feeling the need to make them breakfast every morning. and sometimes both people had shitty days and cba. that's how humans work, unlike your fantasies. and thats fine.

[Anonymous No.]

How much you wanna bet this dude isn’t even in a real relationship and is just e-dating some discord whale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178119
Sorry your life sucks and you picked the wrong woman anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178104
sucks to hear that man my condolences to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177601
So despite everyone telling that anon not to break up with his girlfriend, he went ahead with it and was retarded enough to tell Icey about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178104
Ah that sucks anon, I'm sorry to hear that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178214
The whole post comes off as super beta and passive, so probably. I bet his "girl"friend has a penis too.

[Anonymous No.]

Oji sans how did you feel when icey messaged you on throne? I still open the message everyday and smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177751
>I stopped responding to an IRL woman after Immy's debut
Same I've ghosted her since Vallure's debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177751
let me guess. a slampig?

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>>78178221
i'm not saying it's impossible to have it like a disney movie, but what i'm saying is that it's not common at all. you're setting yourself up for disappointment if you're expecting everything to be perfect all the time. reality is, sometimes she'll dote on you and take care of you, sometimes you'll be the one doing that, and sometimes you'll hate each other. this should be evident by observing your peers who are in marriages. if you do find that perfect soulmate however, then congratulations, i hope i'll find one too

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>>78178098
Are you fucking kidding me? All I'm doing is uploading pngs of my art. What am I doing wrong? I'm sorry for being so retarded.

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>>78177872
>he is SEA
Oh no....
you do know that catbox is banned there right

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>>78178104
Had to do this recently. I am so sorry. Icey will understand, and I know her heart goes out to you during this time because she loves all her misters. She'll be waiting for you, and hopefully can comfort you.

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>>78178119

This is the truth. I'm an actual ojisan and have been with my wife for 14 years. I love my wife dearly, and I know she loves me as well. However, we are still humans. We still have bad days, bad fights, and don't see eye to eye on everything. She's going to be selfish about wanting to go to a Taylor Swift concert and fuck me if it's an inconvenience, and sometimes I'm going to basically ignore her for 2 days when a new game comes out or I'm engrossed in a new model I am building. She's going to be snappy and pissy when she's PMSing, and I'm going to be weird and erratic to her on days I forgot to take my meds(I'm a bona-fide schizo).

Doesn't mean we don't love each other. Doesn't mean I still don't go get her flowers a few times a month from a local place because it makes her eyes light up. Doesn't mean she doesn't surprise me with making my favorite food from scratch sometimes even though it takes like 5 hours. Doesn't mean she didn't sit next to me for days while I was in the hospital from seizures after a smashed my head in a car accident. Our love is deeper than ever, but real love isn't Disney shit. It's sacrifice to make your partner happy while knowing they love and respect you enough to do the same for you.

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>>78178421
I'm an Ohioan...

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>>78177601
Obviously the solution is to adopt Icey and have some nice threesomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178104
As someone who's been in that situation with their dog before, don't worry and just enjoy your last moments with them. Streams can always be saved for later and the streamers will be here for you afterwards.

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>>78178502
Who asked

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>>78178525

Oh jesus my condolences. I'm an Indianafag

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>>78178104
I had to do this with a dog once, a beautiful greyhound little pupper who could run with so much grace. Held him as they gave hm the injection and he went limp... I loved that dog so much.

I'm sorry for your loss, anon. Just know that you made them incredibly happy and fulfilled in the time they had with you on this green earth.

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>>78178104
I'm so sorry anon. Please take your time and hang in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178502
Based ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178562

I'm gonna kiss you on the lips

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>>78178502
What you're saying is real, what the other retard is saying is dumb as shit. They're not even close to saying the same thing.
One of you is saying "my wife sucks and doesn't care for me at all" and you're saying "there's ups and downs in a relationship"

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>>78178334
I read her replies to my messages on maro and her thanking me through throne everyday and it makes me smile like an idiot.

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>>78178214
After I've heard about the dude(s?) on here begging their GF for money to sub to Stronny I'll just assume anyone can find a partner

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>>78178700
>and her thanking me through throne everyday
They can respond to you via Throne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178534
Hmm I wonder about that. Dont think she said anything about mamas. She wants ojisans for herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177670
Ahh... Yeah I didn't check the actual upload, thats broken too. And fair enough using some other site would be your best bet then.

>>78177811
Discord is fucking cancer, so yeah, I'd pass on that too.
It's probably just a me issue then.

>>78178104
Well that rough, my condolences.

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>>78178502
Where did this blog post come from. The original argument was that your wife should want to cheer you up if you are having a bad day, not expect you to ignore your problems and dote on her like nothing is different. Nobody argued about some Disney movie shit where every relationship is sunshine and rainbows all the time.

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>>78178525
That's worse.
t. Michigander

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>>78178750
Yeah even if you don't make an account. I got a message after funding the cunny bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178423
I was kidding. You did nothing wrong, it just crashes often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178750
It was just a thank you message for buying her one of her items on throne. Was surprised because I stayed anonymous but man did it make me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

i’m going to 7/11 you faggots want anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178884
Can you grab me some carrots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178884
>>78178884
An extra large mountain dew+coke slurpee. A party bag of lays ruffles, a 2 liter of Dr pepper, and a hot dog with the works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178884
Raspberry Slurpee please

[Anonymous No.]

I need to fuck Immy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178370
She looked good and had a ridiculous ass. Mayhap some mild thiccness but that's what I like. it was a classic case of a whore approaching the wall and trying to settle down
>>78178352
I have a lot to say on this subject but I'm already blog posting too much

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>>78179006
>spoiler
ah, a situation i’m all too familiar with. unless its strictly a hookup app thats all you’re gonna find lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I need to marry immy

[Anonymous No.]

I want a handjob from icey’s big furry paws ala felicia style

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177628
because it's funny?
>>78177678
Don't worry. I only admire from a distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>sent 3 maros
>no replies
its so over

[Anonymous No.]

>>78179611
Icey's been busy getting ready for tonight anon. Also she's probably got a huge backlog so don't get in your head about it.

[Anonymous No.]

should i become a member for icey or is her members-only stuff going to get leaked anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177601
The bearies are rapidly becoming the most unhinged fanbase it seems. lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Shibi wants a slimegirl for Gen 2... based

[Anonymous No.]

>>78179769
>unhinged
see >>78178214

[Anonymous No.]

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

[Anonymous No.]

Ahem - this is my girlfriend Icey Snowpaws. She is the love of my life and I love to see her laugh and smile. Thank you for reading have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78180154
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>78179769
Hey! Pinpals still exist

[Anonymous No.]

This is Snowbearries General

[Anonymous No.]

do you think icey lives in an english speaking country? her english is so good

[Anonymous No.]

It's still crazy to me that there are non-virgins in this thread, but I guess it makes sense given the corpo

[Anonymous No.]

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78180471
xitter reps bro

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>>78180471
If you watched her asmr streams you'd have heard the Slavic speaking 'people' outside her home. She needs to live in a rural farm house with me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>78180846
Guys, is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1801979856185446470
Immy is the best sister in the world and she's the only girl I need in my life and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world and she's the only girl I need in my life and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

She's /here/ but we knew that already.

[Anonymous No.]

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

I’d give my virginity to you immy!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to edge Immy for hours while making her hold her piss in. Imagine her brain melting from being kept on the edge of ecstasy while her bladder feels like it's about to burst. The amount of fluid that would release after I allowed her to climax would be akin to a tsunami.

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>>78180586
what do you mean? 4chan is an 18+ website. surely you aren't still a virgin beyond the age of 18, right?

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>>78180586
i might even wager that /vag/ has a higher percentage of nonvirgins than most generals

[Anonymous No.]

>>78178525
Bro are you me?

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>>78180846
I might have to do a tribute while saying this...

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>>78181129
I am a wizard desu

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>>78181138
I think purely because a lot of us are in our 30s and it's honestly not hard to have sex at least once when you're desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181129
Nta but I'm 25.

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>>78178884 (me)
saw the most beautiful girl with the biggest nicest ass i’ve ever seen all year in that gas station and now my day is ruined. why do beautiful women have to exist bros?
not a tranny btw, just too autistic to ever have a chance

[Anonymous No.]

Important census
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXwKKpye

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181129
go away tourist

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 26. I don't classify as a wizard yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Icey MEMBERED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78180586
I lost my v card when I was 26. I was lucky enough she was the one that did the move on me if not I'd still be a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177248
she even raised her voice a lil and broke asmr

fuckin love my cub

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181535
Fucking amen brother.
Nothing but great things in our future and even if it's shit in mine I'll make sure it's good for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181599
So I've still got a year..(I don't actually care)

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181535
So cute that she calls us Dada

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177678
are you retarded and autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

If my bank declined the paypal transaction for membership could I lose the day 1? Or would paypal retry the transaction after a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181659
>>78181744

Yeah, it's looking real good, I am ready and willing.

[Anonymous No.]

I just turned 30. I don't care. It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181599

I lost my V Card when I was 8. I don't recommend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78180586
eh, ultimately i dont think being a virgin or not affects whether youll wind up /here/
the whorepo appeals to both those who have loved and lost and those who have never loved at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181819
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Harrison Briggs would be an icey fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181819
femanon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181819
Damn bro. Hope it wasn't too fucked for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181772
Is there a perk for being a day 1 member?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181919
Showing you're the most devoted ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181599
Eh it could be worse. 25 here. Lost my virginity a few months ago and found out I have ED. Went soft inside her. Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181919
not really, you just get to feel like a special snowflake.
basically this >>78181950

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181919
Not really in a technical sense. Though when its 2 years later and you got people who membered for 6 months, you can power stance with your whopping 2 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181919
Nta but not really. It's all personal feeling. Twitch you'd get a founders badge if you were one of the first 10 but YouTube doesn't do anything special iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181840
>>78181885
>>78181889

Not femanon and it didn't really affect me much minus giving me a huge thing for women that like to take control. Just some girl who was slightly older than me who was basically reenacting what her uncle always did to her. Idk I guess that's a thing that happens with abused kids. I had no clue what was going on and was frozen the whole time.

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>>78181919
A sense of pride. Not many of us get to have that these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181954
Jesus, are you better now these days?

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>>78182035
Lifes too busy atm for me to try to tackle it, so no unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181819
Kinda half this, I was raped twice in one night by both of my cousins. I don't think about it until it's brought up age wise like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181954
ive been there, though granted it wasnt my first time with her so she was somewhat understanding
still mortifying

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

It is what it is baybee

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181954
>went soft inside her
did you at least power move it by spinning it as her pussy being real bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182467
Nah, I hate myself so I rarely try to save face in embarrassing situations.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/FbIAzXp0TNM?t=16115
God Stronny is so based.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine here, I just thought about it but I hope my wife icey isn't in any combat zones. Id probably kill myself if I had to.. idk I don't wanna think about it

[Anonymous No.]

All of these posts make me feel less inadequate about losing my V-card at the age of 19.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182671
Senchou I know you're horny but I'm afraid these are dangerous waters. Also, man your english is good these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182701
:'( I'm restarted.. uu

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182682
which vallure is your favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182594
Not really. With any knowledge of finance and economics, it's just a crackpot lefty rant. While the issues she's identified are important, all the explanations she's put out are complete shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182766
doesnt make her less based

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182766
Shut up bootlicker

[Anonymous No.]

I Love Stronny!

[Anonymous No.]

I love Immy!

[Anonymous No.]

I love Icey!

[Anonymous No.]

>stronny at 6.5k
>all the other girls scrabbling for 5k
Damn that meme ASMR really killed it.

[Anonymous No.]

Nta but I've been shot, stabbed and blown up. If another civvie calls me a bootlicker I honestly might just cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182952
These numbers are completely worthless. There's a ridiculous amount of culling at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182979
The culling's been done for a week now

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182766
Wrong. How can one anon be so unbased? That even a woman is more based?
Shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182952
>The person with the biggest pl fan base has the most fans
Wow wow wow!! Leave it to a reefling to figure this mystery out

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182766
You are jewish, mini satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182979
while youre right that they were culled significantly, stronnys growth over the past couple days has been impressive, i dont think we need to demean that

[Anonymous No.]

Reeflings and livvy fags among the worst fans already

[Anonymous No.]

Immy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182766
The thing is Stronny ranted against capitalism but also called out Larry Fink and Blackrock so she could be either a commie, anprim, or monarchist/thirdpositionist. Or she could just not have thought that deeply about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78180586
>>78181599
It happened to me when I had a girlfriend when I was 18, and nothing since then

[Anonymous No.]

Someone's gotta put up the sing.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the appeal of Vallure to you normalfag nonvirgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182952
their ratio of average stream viewers vs subscribers seems really high to me

[Anonymous No.]

>78183241
This is bait

[Anonymous No.]

normies please leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183326
then why did you reply retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>78180586
I got impatient and decided to lose it with a literal whore, it was ok but it's something memorable. Now I live with the regret of wasting that unique experience with someone who I paid for sex

[Anonymous No.]

Alright bro, is the drunken karaoke going to be kino or soul? Or perhaps even SOVL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182743
Shibi, I’m a switch but I always preferred femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183241
Do you think that your oshi is a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183502
based

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a sample of what Mercy's Patreon audios sound like? I'm on the fence about subbing but not sure if I'd like the current files based on just the names/tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183489
The very latter. I'm shaking in anticipation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183530
Can't you just preview them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183489
If the unarchived drunken DJ stream was any indication, she’s gonna be horny as fuck. Draw your own conclusions from that information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183530
How do you not have enough money? What sort of shit hole do you live in? Not only are you poor but you're also stupid, jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183530
none of the patreons have samples im afraid
but if you dont like the tags then what are you hoping to hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183530
It's out there, you can find it. But I'm not going to spoonfeed it to you poorfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181129
I'm earning my robes next year, I can't lose now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181129
I am double that age and still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

How fucking hard did Immy masturbate and cum after that endurance stream once she turned the stream off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183840
you and, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181129
and give up on the knowledge of the arcane that I am so close to acquiring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183904
*and me.
damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182671
She's currently in the Czech Republic, and I assume her parents are there too.

>>78182682
You know, there isn't anything really inadequate about it. Sure, some people may act weird if you told them you were a virgin as an older person, but by that point you're an adult who's making their own life decisions. Realistically, anyone who was sufficiently desperate could've hired a prostitute for a night to get it over with but if you chose not to, then that says a lot about your character, and I think other like-minded adults would find it admirable that you chose to hold out on it. Sure, some may assume that's a red flag because it may imply you can't hold any kind of relationship, but that's their assumption to deal with. Live life how you want to and don't worry about those outside of your crowd, if it takes a little longer to find your crowd then so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting drunk and listening to icey's DJ stream. I hope I can hold it together for the watchalong.

[Anonymous No.]

any bakers in the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED MY KOHAIS TIGHT ASIAN PUSSY NOOOOW IM GONNA GO INSAAAAAAANE

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183965
Based oji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183996
if the usual baker isnt around i can do it
also i made this post >>78184007

[Anonymous No.]

>>78184052
Sick, send it bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183897
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

damn it I really wanted to drink during the BR watchalong but its so early

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183965
NTA, but one of the most liberating revelations i came to is that a lot of my anxiety and self loathing about my virginity was purely FOMO and social pressure based, rather than something i actually personally cared about, and ive been a lot happier since. If it happens it happens, but im not going to fret over eventually having a few minutes of bad sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78184378
Day drinkingggggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183965
>if you chose not to, then that says a lot about your character, and I think other like-minded adults would find it admirable that you chose to hold out on it
Lmao. You sound incredibly naive.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAA I AM GONNA RED AKA ICEY AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78184537
>>78184537
>>78184537

[Anonymous No.]

>>78181599
28ish here, had to fly to meet the girl but it happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>78184536
>RED AKA
There no other kind of aka, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78184536
DON'T DO IT, YOUR NOT SENDING A MAJOR PART OF YOUR MONEY TO HER. IT'S GAY, ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78182012
it actually is, we inherently know the damage it can cause and that's why men are prone to beat the shit out of/kill pedos

[Anonymous No.]

>>78184556
domo

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183664
Knowing they were out there was good enough for me to find then sub. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Shhhhh. Icey's on the telly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78177601
>>78179769
so tell me this because clearly i'm missing something
how are wife/gf (in person realtionship), oshi (idol), waifu (2D), and for some raifu (gun)/carfu (car) exclusive to each other?
like am i expected to drop any pursuit to a relationship since i found a waifu, am i not allowed to love an idol since i first found a woman in my life, is the game rigged from the start since i loved a gun since playing a game in my teen years?
i think these are different enough that i can love them all at once for their own reasons.
what am i missing here?
my girl also has a husbando and we talked about it and it's all cool between us so i know i'm able to explain this well enough for someone to understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183367
*cums*

[Anonymous No.]

>>78183588
Rude ass nigger

[Anonymous No.]

everybody shut tHE FUCK UP my daughterwife is on the telly