/vag/ - VAllure General

[Anonymous No.]

Lineup Edition

[Current and Upcoming Streams]
https://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure
This week's schedules:
https://files.catbox.moe/3arqw1.png

[Gen 1: Indulge]
▶ Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess
https://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulait
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura
▶ Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear
https://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpaws
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey
▶ Immy Bisou - Hex Maniac
https://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisou
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy
▶ Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere
https://www.youtube.com/@MercyModiste
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy
▶ Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress
https://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbum
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi
▶ Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefish
https://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttles
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny

[VAllure Links]
https://vagallure.carrd.co

[Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive]
>https://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content
>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING

[FAQ for Tourists]
▶ What is VAllure?
>The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.
>Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.
▶ Where will the content be?
>YouTube - Most likely kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.
>Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.
>Fansly - Up to discretion of the girls. Content will be free. Will come later.
▶ Is there a Discord Server?
>Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.
>No, they won't be joining any fan servers.
▶ Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?
>Yes, all of them, with me.

▶ VAllure Friends!
V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/
Yume+ and other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/

Previous thread >>77988129

[Anonymous No.]

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006369
reposting sources for anon
full chart: https://files.catbox.moe/0jd6ki.png
Immy: https://files.catbox.moe/t8j90p.png
Icey: https://files.catbox.moe/a4wvug.png
Mercy: https://files.catbox.moe/kvi97o.png
Stronny: https://files.catbox.moe/s2grt9.png
Shibi nude with ropemarks: https://files.catbox.moe/iiv4wz.png
Shibi nude, no rope marks: https://files.catbox.moe/k24ptq.png
Choc shibi: https://files.catbox.moe/coyd0g.png
Choc shibi with rope marks: https://files.catbox.moe/2jed8s.png
Azura: https://files.catbox.moe/0440s6.png

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Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Strontistic wife and her daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006369
I watched Immy's first ASMR and I didn't like it. Is there anyone I can coom to in this corpo?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright bros, I am thinking about making a very SFW tribute for Icey to put her into a certain headspace. I can write, and have written erotic audios before, but I want this to be SFW because I feel there are plenty of people out there who are tributing the NSFWly, and she seems to respond well to SFW stuff. I am thinking that I could handle the script and the editing of the audio (SFX, paring stuff down, etc), but there's a hitch: I sound like a twink. Do you think this would bug Icey too much, and if so, should I try and find someone here who also likes Icey to jointly collab with to handle the VAing? The way I look at is that Ojisans together strong.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to pamper and spoil this little cub and none of you can stop me!

Icey ICEHOLE!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my little princess wife Icey Snowpaws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006986
I'm a big brother rather than an ojisan but from what I've seen of Icey I think she would appreciate you putting all this effort in for her no matter what your voice sounds like so long as she can feel the love from you

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>>78006986
I really don't think she'll mind what you sound like anon, as long as you've put love and care into it. I've sent some SFW audio to her that was just me rambling about how much I loved her and how I want to take care of her and she loved it. I can VA if you like because I do have a deeper voice but I think she'd appreciate it more if you did it yourself.

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>>78005949
idk if it was like "contribute x amount and I'll do this" that's one thing, if I miss out it's fine, same way I might feel if I miss out on buying a 200 dollar figure I wanted
but top 3 donors is like playing the gacha at a level 99% of people cannot reach where everyone is pushing limits higher and higher and there's no guarantee, I think that stuff is kinda scummy.

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>>78000598
full homo

[Anonymous No.]

The moaning while eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>these eating sounds from Azura
maybe... maybe I was too harsh on the architecture bros....

[Anonymous No.]

i'm actually so fucking sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006986
Good text will go a long way, so I wouldn't expect it to matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78008125
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

In case anyone is confused as to why Dominican/PR/Mexican women get fat after marriage. This is why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78008192
wild that shes orgasming over chicken rice and broccoli....

[Anonymous No.]

>>78008501
Shrimp, rice, and broccoli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006986
I’ve never thought about sending sfw mushy audio before anon your a genius.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm filtered by her eating bros, I'm so sorry... I can't handle the eating noises.

[Anonymous No.]

azura's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>78008739
shes done eating

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ that burp

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

im glad that azura got spoiled on throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>78009496
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006986
You'll be fine. I sent her the bedtime story and then found out the audio got fucked and she was still crazy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006986
if you don't want to do it yourself, i can do the reading if you wanna go the creepy ojisan angle
i've been told i sound like a tractor because of heavy smoking/drinking 20+ years

[Anonymous No.]

>>78009555
Give it a month or two and there'll be teams of anons writing scripts and getting high quality mics just to send them private asmr recordings. Talk about the reverse grooming working, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna edge for the entirety of the Immy endurance stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Resting my head in-between mama's breasts. Falling to sleep to her slow heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78009927
If that happens I'll be happy I kicked it off and she
gets a lot of sfw stuff to choose from instead of it all being tributes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78009754
Good dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78010478
stream today was great, shibi

[Anonymous No.]

New Soundpost
Fresh
High Quality
Top Tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>78009754
show tits again

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy they undid the “likes” hidden shit already we can see the ntr porn you liked…

[Anonymous No.]

>>78010695
Good soundpost.

[Anonymous No.]

mummeh teaching her kohai so many new things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78011797
Just in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>78011844
mercy asked for lewd art she shall receive lewd art

[Anonymous No.]

NEED KOUHAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>78011797

[Anonymous No.]

There is not one thought behind those yes and I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>kouhai also went with the $2 / $6 split
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>I got a gift membership so I got 33% off
Thanks Neal

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006202
Hot...collectible panties
>SSR Stronny blue white striped panties
>SSR Stronny pink thong
>SSR Stronny VS lace-trim black panties

[Anonymous No.]

These girls are gonna end up as the first YT channel with more members than subscribers at this rate. Thanks, YouTube!

[Anonymous No.]

I can only afford to member my oshi. I'm sorry Stronny...

[Anonymous No.]

>already special treatment for people who paid
just like real whores

[Anonymous No.]

How can she be such a dorky airhead and in one second become so sultry and seductive? jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013185
Members have always gotten special treatment no matter what chuuba you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013155
Are you apologising for membering Stronny or Mercy? Because she wants us to member the other girls over her.

[Anonymous No.]

BARF STREAM LET'S GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013635
I'm a Snow Bearie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013567
memberships should not exist
they are cancer that ruins the experience

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013841
senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013763
ok poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013763

[Anonymous No.]

Senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013763
Most bizarre post I ever read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013763
SEA coded post
what time is it in Jakarta?

[Anonymous No.]

i love this dork like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013763
Either you're a poorfag or a whale that wants to feel special for dumping money on the girls. Either way memberships allow the girls to do this consistently and are a good way of everyone showing support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013763
Pay up or shut up. Vtubers have to make a living too.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys... stop biting the bait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78014148
Too yummy.

[Anonymous No.]

Is kouhai okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78014386
She's gonna piss herself or throw up

[Anonymous No.]

>>78014428
Maybe both if we're lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>Mercy rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013765
Based and Iceypilled

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine kouhai using her toys after this stream to help herself calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78014148
I need someone to use these soundposts on though

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't seen someone this actually scared in a long time. This is reaching Lui playing Outlast on debut levels of terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78013763
LMAO POORFAG POORFAG POORFAG

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy is Asian so she definitely has the tightest pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy eye tracking is god tier
is fucking hilarious the way she constantly checks her chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015111
and she cant drive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015111
We already know that to not be true. Stronny literally has a medical condition, she can't take hardly anything up there. She's so tight a 5" dick would be immensely painful...

[Anonymous No.]

Azura ran out of meds...

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl has the tightest ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015222
Asian pussy transcends medical conditions

[Anonymous No.]

That "really...?" kek
She sounded so disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

I want Stronny to give me that anti-refractory pill, tie me down, then hypno-rape/use me a dozen times before making me clean them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Maybe no more yapping streams
no...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run my tongue between Stronny's perfect toes

[Anonymous No.]

So literally all the girls except Stronny are dogshit at games huh. Yap streams are fine I guess, just making sure to know what to expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015222
Her ass on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015694
>except Stronny

[Anonymous No.]

I thought that was a vom

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015694
>except Stronny

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015750
Loose holes are hotter

[Anonymous No.]

There is no way she ends this stream with her bodily fluids and dignity intact

[Anonymous No.]

Is Icey awake and horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>The mama is the one that needs to be pampered.
>The yandere is a scared dork.
>The brat is clingy and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016093
yes, but im taking care of that, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015694
>Stronny
Anyways they all said Azura was good at games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016111
>the little sister is older than you
>the siren cant sing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015694
You mean novice difficulty Skyrim player Stronny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016144
I don't know why I replied to myself like this but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015851
Loose, lubed, prepped and spread Stronny asshole...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016111
Role reversal is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016291(me)
Fucking oops, wrong reply.
>>78015934
Loose, lubed, prepped and spread Stronny asshole...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016228
It was meant to be an all achievements "speedrun". There's nothing wrong with using novice for that, most any%s are on easiest difficulty.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we're gonna have our first company death here

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016111
VAntonym be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>78015222
As long as I can penetrate her just long enough to fill her up and make her a mommeh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016219
Don’t tell me anything else,but if i’m 25…

[Anonymous No.]

Goat mama is falling asleep on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

It's so funny that her model has a stupid grin on her face the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016476
Yep, groomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016392
Yeah i know i love her i'm not bashing her for it. Just meant to say she isn't really known for being good at games either

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016219
>>the little sister is older than you
Where did this rrat even come from? Immy talks about graduating school on stream. Unless she's a PHD student, she wouldn't even be a cake

[Anonymous No.]

Birds aren't even fucking real

[Anonymous No.]

She needs to change that because if someone donates 50 subs we're gonna hear that 50 fucking times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016680
She has a degree in biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016719
Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~!

[Anonymous No.]

She went non-verbal 5 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016814
Is Azura ever... verbal?

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly really bad luck on battery spawns this run.

[Anonymous No.]

So many game use this camera filter lately. We're going to get to a point where this shit is going to start looking cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016575
That’s kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016853
Oh I was talking about... you know what, fair

[Anonymous No.]

I desperately wish to be raped by one or more of the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy's gonna cum the fear, nerves, and motion sickness out of herself after the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016935
>one or more
all

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016860
it's used to mask the fact its all a big asset flip

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016789
Did she say she's a grad student? An undergrad in biology means she's 21 or 22 doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78016935
I need to be a toy for all the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think we'll get a Mercy on-stream barf at some point?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like TTS...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017077
BSc is usually 4 years, and most Canadian uni students start right after high school at 18/19. 18/19 + 4 = 22/23.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017218
why is he British

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017176
I sure hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017176
yes but she will mute it like she did when she burped

[Anonymous No.]

I need a sleeping asmr with Mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017269 (me)
There's also a chance she technically finished her education but hasn't formally 'graduated', which means that she could be effectively any age, but probs max 1 over that, so max 24 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017218
The worst part is people trying to be funny and becoming attentionfags when using it. So many streams suffer due to these chronic attentionfags.

[Anonymous No.]

I need more soundposts

[Anonymous No.]

It's so funny that we have a genre of games that are purely for streamers to play. There's now way you'd play this by yourself and actually be entertained.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to save this woman.

[Anonymous No.]

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

[Anonymous No.]

Objectify the women, kouhai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006810

[Anonymous No.]

>one girls memba tier + the others' is 16/month
I can do that
but how to decide my memba girl....

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017416
We have at least 15 soundposts all together, it's been less than two weeks, and you want more anon???

[Anonymous No.]

>>78018023
others' emote tier*

>>78018027
>15

[Anonymous No.]

THAT was a close one.

[Anonymous No.]

mercy is literally swallowing right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006538
>full chart
Manlet at 170cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>78018376
that manlet? me

[Anonymous No.]

is anyone edging to mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78018361
Yeah, my cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78018181
I might've slightly underestimated how many soundposts we have in total.

[Anonymous No.]

She did it

[Anonymous No.]

i want mercy to cut me up mercilessly

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy news: she frew up :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>78018862
i'd give her permission to slit my throat if you get what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006538
>everyone has the same head to body proportions

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks, Stronny

[Anonymous No.]

>>78007599
glad my icey won't be doing anything like that, love my cunny bear

[Anonymous No.]

>mercy has her menhera limiters on
for what purpose

[Anonymous No.]

Will all the girls stream their POV of the collab or just one/a few?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78018376
> manlet
>170 cm
Anon I stand at 157cm

[Anonymous No.]

i want to stand over mercy's sleeping body and rest my thick salami on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>you can touch my arm
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019490
uncertain, the only one I've heard mention it directly is shibi
though azura also has stardew valley on the schedule for the same day do she will probably be steaming it

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019355
Mummeh wants the girls to get their mono first before going too crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019324
i love living in icey snowpaws fantasy world

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019621
mercy has a waiting room for it, so she'll have a pov too

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019490
i think all of them will

[Anonymous No.]

It could be stress giving kouhai welts/acne? Kouhai, I heard that you have a nice little 'toy' that helps with stress!

[Anonymous No.]

Kouhai's body rejects league of legends

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019490
Icey said earlier she thought all of them were going to stream their pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019929
that was actually me secretly poisoning her food to save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019355
She mentioned Sanrio early enough I can only blame myself at this point

[Anonymous No.]

man imagine being a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020323

[Anonymous No.]

>>78019201
I think she is a visionary and has the potential to go down in Vtuber history as one of the big game changers in my humble opinion at least

[Anonymous No.]

>Cerenity not a mod
Mercy...

[Anonymous No.]

on one hand
>gifting memberships after a raid
on the other
>lots of money to Mercy

[Anonymous No.]

icey retweets are very interesting

[Anonymous No.]

Casually dodging all of the gift subs on Mercy stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020576
same, too good at this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020576
Do you have an ancient YT account? If your account is sufficiently old you can't receive gifts, there's something broken with how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mercy's a bit of a creep
>I'm a bit of a creep
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

mercy has hinamizawa syndrome...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020676
How ancient is ancient. My account is from like 2010.

[Anonymous No.]

>mercy will slowburn the menhera
sasuga kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020741
that's old enough, you're fucked.
you'd have to make a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020741
old accounts became business accounts so they cant get gifted memberships

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020741
Not sure where the cutoff is but yeah that sounds about right. Early youtube had a bunch of account management changes and something in it fucked you out of that feature permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020804
>>78020820
Are you guys talking about brand accounts? You can turn that off but it erases your comment history or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020773
Sounds to me like a self-improvement arc.
or just part of the bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020858
Nope, it's a separate issue. I'm not a brand account but my account from 2008 can't receive gifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020858
really? everywhere i looked said nothing about that, unless it's more of a recent thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020741
allow me to interject
ancient in this case means before the existence of Google's short-lived social media service called Google+. When they launched this service, your youtube channel become associated with an automatically generated G+ account, which would then ask you for your real name. If you declined to enter your name, your account would be branded as a business account, which are ineligible for gifted memberships!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020928
Fuck, who wants to put their real name in their youtube account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78017372
she is going to her UNIVERSITY graduation ceremony I don't want to give people a heart attack soon with her mom. She still had exams this year. So if she didn't delay, she is 23 max

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021136
sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021136
Then again, a decent number of students take a gap year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78020928
thank you for the explanation madam shibi
>account create in january 2011
>google+ started in june 2011
I do remember them trying to force me to put my real first and last name in, and I just put my online name and a random letter for the last
it would seem I may be screwed

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021263
Even if she took a gap she'd be likely 23 max 24. I guess I'm just surprised that she's older than anons here

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021310
Apparently it can be migrated. Can't tell if it worked though because people stopped gifting subs LOL

[Anonymous No.]

NORTHERNLION MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

okay okay let's kill mercy modiste let's beat her to death with hammers

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021776
Why do so many anime women love NL and that Jerma guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021857
northernlion is the ideal e-husbando

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the ojisans tamed the beast...
i want a real smell post from icey...

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy loves schlicking it

[Anonymous No.]

papa mercy is homeless...

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021857
they are funny and some of the only very large streamers that are "safe" from wanting to eat your words later

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021891
>White
>Bald
>Canadian
>Autistic
Shit, I can shave my head but I'll never be white...

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy...

[Anonymous No.]

Stronny's house of broken girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021915
she smells like lust and girlcum

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna savior...

[Anonymous No.]

I will save Mercy Modiste and give her an upper middle class life

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021857
arguably the two greatest streamers of all time

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022086
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022001
>"safe"
Did you not see his hour and a half misogyny compilation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022167
misogyny is safe and based

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022167
women do be eating sushi though

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022167
Man beat the allegations by naming 100 women

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022204
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

never having seen a vtuber play harvester is definitely a youtube watcher thing

[Anonymous No.]

bitch got a laugh like a squeaky chair

[Anonymous No.]

>VAllure janny starts getting uppity and flirting with Mercy in chat
>gets his comment deleted instantly
kwab. I like to imagine Stronny did it since she was talking in chat when it happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022399
Oh the Rena bit? I didn't see it got deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022399
How many times does this have to be explained
>retard forgets to switch accounts
>types as mod
>ohfuck.jpg
>deletes

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022489
no it's a BASED MOD deleting things instantly 24/7, delivered from god

[Anonymous No.]

>Mercy loves me
later virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022046
>broken girls
I like that you're broken
Broken like me
Maybe that makes me a fool
I like that you're lonely
Lonely like me
I could be lonely with you...

[Anonymous No.]

mercy loves me and gets parasocial with me, cya later nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>mercy is showing up unannounced at my house
later virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>its not a bit
i wonder if she's been reading the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022598
all vtubers are presumed /here/ until proven otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022598
She doesn't. She said she's too sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>78006986
That sounds perfect for me. I'm fairly confident in my voice but I have absolutely no capacity to write. If you have any sample stuff to voice I can put something up and you can see if you want to work with that or if I'm just full of myself. I was actually considering asking anons for scripts already but was probably going to sing a song or lullaby or something first.

Though having said that, I agree with other anons in that it's really the thought that counts so if you voiced it yourself I'm sure she'd love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022598
I think a lot of the shit said here gets repeated in maros

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022598
she posted the toy pic a day or so after a couple anons asked for it here, so she either saw it or it got relayed to her

[Anonymous No.]

>papa mercy got shanked inside his cardboard box

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022725
>maros asking her about what she meant by "dont get too attached"
maybe you're right

[Anonymous No.]

She has a list

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022848
and im on it.....

[Anonymous No.]

She wants to kill literally me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm worried I'm on the list despite having no reason to be concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022890
get out of here gabe

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022740
I also believe that the girls will share ideas they see from here with each other. Mercy did say the other day that her friends will sort of read the thread for her occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022913
and i literally want to die, she is perfect
gapcha: KMSks

[Anonymous No.]

fake senpais...
ඞ

[Anonymous No.]

>>78022971
Which could very likely be Shibi

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want her to stop talking though

[Anonymous No.]

we are just here to entertain the girls back

[Anonymous No.]

marshmallows brought us together and marshmallows will tear us apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78023079
Should ask her about it in maros

[Anonymous No.]

>>78021382
What did you do? I think I have the same issue since my account is from 2014

[Anonymous No.]

>>78007298
>>78007414
>>78008406
>>78009555
>>78009795
>>78022714
Thanks for the suggestions and offers to help, bros. What I think I'll do is write out the script over the next few days, do some test recordings, and if I am not happy with them I'll come back here and let you guys peruse the script see if anyone still wants to help with voicing it. I also need to get back into audio editing since it's been a minute. I am currently playing with two scenarios in my head:
>Icey wakes up from a bad dream and we have to help her get back to sleep.
>Icey waiting for us all day at a cabin, and we go through the evening cool down/calm down motions.

Both would feature heavy pampering, l-bombs, nicknames, etc. My goal really is to appeal to that state of mind she likes without this being horny. I can write horny, but I don't want to write horny - I want to write loving, endearing prose designed to practically smother this bear with how much we love her.

[Anonymous No.]

she beat it!

[Anonymous No.]

madam shibi's engagement bait is actually doing numbers, sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy news: she frew up :(

[Anonymous No.]

mercy confirmed hag

[Anonymous No.]

>typing hag in youtube chat
was a good stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>78023451
yeah in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

She saw the hag-posting

[Anonymous No.]

[Kouhai news]
She's min-maxing her gooning

[Anonymous No.]

mercy is gooning rn

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna goon with my kouhai I'm firing up those porn music videos

[Anonymous No.]

she was certainly goon-maxxing last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>78024195
Stop making me salivate remembering

[Anonymous No.]

it's over for me, she's too perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>We're Stronny's daughters!
>Her trained... succubi!

[Anonymous No.]

groom me harder mercy take everything

[Anonymous No.]

mercy is a SIZE QUEEN its literally over for me...

[Anonymous No.]

I have a complaint
Mercy is too cute

[Anonymous No.]

I really need a kissing audio from Mercy

[Anonymous No.]

I subscribed to the Patreon bros...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so fucking groomed right now, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

Subbed to the Immy Patreon today and HNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>78024838 (me)
Mentally replacing boyfriend with brother..

[Anonymous No.]

mercy's allergic to eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025014
very much so in fact

[Anonymous No.]

>My kouhai is allergic to eggs
>I am allergic to eggs
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

Why do asian love boba tea so fucking much?

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1801129684618395842
one more to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025053
going to die by a fucking tapioca

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025083
Why do white love starbucks so fucking much?

[Anonymous No.]

There will be no graduations, only the girls actually fucking dying

[Anonymous No.]

mercy just kissed us, cya virgins

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if Immy started adding CEST times to her schedule so she could put inCEST on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025086
also pee mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025197
peellure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025218
Piss company

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025118
I'd say it's more like garlic bread for white people. Yeah, other races like it, but whenever you ask a white person it's "YEEEES GARLIC BREAD"
Same with asians and boba

[Anonymous No.]

>I was celebrating monetization!
mercy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025260
yume-neg ...

[Anonymous No.]

hrrrrnngg mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025260
mercy you dork

[Anonymous No.]

Icey is awake and horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025039
man..ill always be her senpai but i couldnt be with someone who cant eat eggs irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025431
holy shit she's in fucking heat

[Anonymous No.]

i'm losing it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure why, but every time Mercy yaps a lot I like her less. What's wrong with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025625
classic case of homosexuality im afraid. terminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025260
Yume are the most autistic vtuber group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025538
god i love i this woman
Its time to hit the hay, another amazing day with VAllure and /vag/, cant wait to cum again tomorrow
Have a nice rest, bros..

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025569
stronny owns my heart and I hope she handles it with care

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to think there's groomers getting rather upset at VAllure for raiding Yume+ and hurting their chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025671
goodnight lovely anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025625

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025538
I think you posted the wrong image

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t wait for Mercy to overshare and let the menhera out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025772
she reposted those a while ago, that was about the new tweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025625
She's bad at making the yap interesting, that's why she was a 1view for 3 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>this guy again

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025512
I wouldn't say couldn't but it would definitely be difficult for me.
Doesn't really matter in this case since I won't ever meet her irl but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026055
i simply love eggs too much...
my plans for saving kouhai from poverty are ruined...

[Anonymous No.]

Icey is awake and horny!
She wants more audios from dada (she's such a needy little girl).

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026105
Yeah I eat them really often. Good macros and pretty cheap. Also a great way to learn cooking techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

Immy..

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026252
>work out by mewing
this fucking dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026252
>>78026294
The fuck is mewing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026252
she is so fucking gronkpilled it's mogging me to Ohio

[Anonymous No.]

Idk if I should send Icey some audio or if she's sick of my voice. I don't want to bombard her like some creep.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking love the skibity brainrot toilet rizz alpha grindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026344
It's this thing that middle schoolers are doing where they press their tongue to the roof of their mouth for long periods of time because they think it'll give them chad jawlines

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026344
putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth to supposedly square your jaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026395
give me your script and i’ll do it in a womans voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025569
I came to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026434
Strange. The most we did was frotting back in the day to make sure our dicks got bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026499
>he wasnt jelqmaxxing
dicklets galore

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026434
>>78026459
I mean... it will, kinda (think of headset dent)
But if it does, it will also give you buck teeth and maxillary sinus deformation

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026463
I don't write a script, I rant about what I love about her from the heart...

[Anonymous No.]

uuu I miss Immy ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026434
>>78026459
When we were kids, we would squat, breathe really fast for 10 seconds, stand up and blow into our thumb to get a nice rush. Pretty sure we all lost a few iq points from doing that, but zoomers already skipped that step

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026395
I doubt she would be sick of it, she has been so needy

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026479
same brother. same.
4 days in out of 21 and I'm genuinely scared of what's happening in my brain and balls. At this rate, I will actually lose control of my agency

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026527
Does Jelqing even work

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1801139842211799336
tfw ywn get to eat fresh scabs your sister lovingly peeled off from her own body for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026784
nothing makes your dick bigger anon
well technically theres a tendon you can cut for an extra inch or so but that destroys your ability to get fully erect

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026854
there's devices that pull your penis and do somewhat work albeit only on people with a disease shrinking their penis and only to partially reverse shrinkage

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026820
I feel like I'm trying to out mehnera my little sis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>78026729
she makes me feel genuinely happy but at the same time I feel like it also makes me extremely emotionally vulnerable in way I've never really been and I'm really scared of being hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>78025312
is this your art anon?

[Anonymous No.]

baker doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>78027563
>>78027563
>>78027563
fresh bread
I thought the OP might get deleted with the mercy image

[Anonymous No.]

>>78027603
Thanks Tobs baker!