/vag/ - VAllure General

[Anonymous No.]

Walking her Senpai Edition

[Current and Upcoming Streams]
https://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure
This week's schedules:
https://files.catbox.moe/3arqw1.png

[Gen 1: Indulge]
▶ Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess
>Links: https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1791938353182454001
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6Cy_l_pfQ
▶ Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear
>Links: https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1791936481902133333
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/IceySnowNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3un18JPeNo
▶ Immy Bisou - Little Sis
>Links: https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1792283859628798027
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyo1Lng8Bo
▶ Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere
>Links: https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1791955518627438592
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ModisteNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNz4Q9PHg8Y
▶ Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress
>Links: https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1791928658283630863
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ShibiNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic0ZXAedsU0
▶ Stronny Cuttles - It's Nice to be Back
>Links: https://x.com/StronnyCuttles/status/1791948623217102910
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/StronnyNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ljJwjCQj0

[VAllure Official Links]
>Website: https://www.vallure-agency.com/
>Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@VAllure
>Twitter: https://x.com/VAllureOfficial
>Notification ONLY Discord: discord.gg/zPCvmm84BV

[Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive]
>https://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content
>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING

[FAQ for Tourists]
▶ What is VAllure?
>The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.
▶ Where will the content be?
>YouTube - Most likely kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.
>Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.
>fansly - allowed but not encouraged. None yet.
▶ Will they masturbate on stream?
>It's up to girls how degenerate they want to be while skirting TOS. Don't expect it yet though.
▶ Is this the green lady corpo?
>Yes, listen to the trailer.
▶ Do we know who joined?
>Yes, but we don't wish to discuss past lives here. If you really want to know, look in the archive.
▶ Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?
>Yes, all of them, with me.


Previous thread >>77839691

[Anonymous No.]

Shibi love <3

[Anonymous No.]

Icey UUUUU I MISS HER

[Anonymous No.]

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Strontistic wife and her daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

I love Stronny so much

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>>77857761
BARK! BARK! WOOF! WOOF!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Strontistic wife and her daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I really, really wish that they didn't have chat on their stream so I could forget it exists entirely by closing the chat window.

[Anonymous No.]

>Icey is at the perfect time for my eu-ass
>Streams are kino
>lost all interest in watching her because I find her tweets cringe
Life is pain

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857912
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857912
that friend? me

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857998
reminder to use the tools available to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857900
don't steal my ritual post

[Anonymous No.]

breaking my oath and going full gosling for icey

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857998
Need to supplement this with the Stronny clip from earlier today

[Anonymous No.]

Is Mercy taking stuff in marshmallow for her upcoming advice stream? Also is it too late to send in my entry at this time?

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1800359053018714166
You arent asking samey Maros, are youu HaremAnons?

[Anonymous No.]

Genuine question, how much would it cost to groom these girls? And if that's not an option, how much would it cost for some small-ish indie?

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>>77858169
Anon, the whores groom you

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>>77857761
WOOF WOOF!

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>>77858169

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>>77858169
>groom these girls
they groom you for free
>small-ish indie
free if you're suave enough

[Anonymous No.]

A fresh warm bread shibi is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858169
its less about money and knowing what their vulnerabilities are. some streamers are vulnerable to the guilt and feeling of obligation that comes from showering donations, but honestly i dont think that applies to anyone here.

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>>77858169
Here, the whores(affectionate) groom *you*

[Anonymous No.]

>Stronny rapping Tupac

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858169
groomers are lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857997
>The tweets filtered (you)
Really? Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858278
wait a fucking second

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>>77857912
I am just here for the show if the most anti-unicorn vtuber in existence creates the biggest unicorn/coomer company. Out of getting cucked by vshojo,nijisanji,phase connect, hololive and idol corps I shall still support her.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons I come to you all a humble man. I just got home from work has there been any subspace moments from mommeh?

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>>77858158
I don't think so. I don't send anything like omg please dom me and insult my pp size or whatever.
If I'm sending something horny I actually try to linguifilliate it a little.

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for me, it's mercy modiste

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858430
Go back like 25 minutes in the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858169
No grooming here bro, though /asp/ is right around the corner...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858425
It's me Senpai! I love Mercy!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjhiMzuTuz4
Kouhai live

>>77858120
yeah she said it will be coming from the maros

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>>77858580
Ah...so it begins, skinwalker.

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>>77858418
Her love is a bit... heavy to say the least. Just not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858661
Fair enough. I'm going for the ride. Hopefully it doesn't crash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858661
Not everyone is strong enough to handle her love don’t worry anon we’ll take care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>debut week
>On cloud 9, cooming a lot, heart full, balls empty
>Now
>Watching Stronny's stream, wanna kill myself and crying, don't even know why

Any name for this mental illness?

[Anonymous No.]

The snow is deep on the ground.
Always the light falls
Softly down on the hair of my beloved.

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>>77858580

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>>77858777
bipolar maybe? iunno i ain't a shrink, dog. you might wanna talk to a real quack and get your wig checked out, dig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858777
Bi-polar disorder?
Coom deficiency disorder?

[Anonymous No.]

what was that one anon's guess about the powerwash simulator stream theme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858878
sexy car wash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858846
>>77858875
I am diagnosed with chronic depression, but my diagnosis doesn't cover this right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858878
sexy powerwashing business because VAllure wasn't making enough money so they had to resort to drastic measures

[Anonymous No.]

KOUHAI GOT PARTNER

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>>77858777
probably something similar to sub drop
>It's an emotional and physical low, that begins anywhere from a few hours to a few days after an emotional/endorphin high and can last hours to weeks. The specific term sub-drop comes from the kink community, because it's typically experienced by submissive individuals after an intense scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858982
Kino storyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

is her name just feesh now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858951
its prob a depressive episode, just take your meds if you have some or go to the doc if they're not helping

[Anonymous No.]

>>77858584
Merci!

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>>77858951
Well Vallure might have been an outside stimuli that got you out of that rut temporarily, but the brainworms caught up to you. I'm not a dentist, so I don't know how to cure you. You should seek professional assistance in some way.

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>>77858777
Take breaks homie unironically touch grass. You’ll be alright buddy.

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>>77859003
Sounds like it

>>77859052
I'm not on meds, I got weaned off after "finishing" therapy, they told me my brain has permanent morphological changes and this is part of my life now

>>77859132
Before debuts was actually fairly alright

>>77859135
Gonna go lift in a few hours

[Anonymous No.]

Azura still waiting for her monetization?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859248
Did Shibi confirm she got monetized on her stream today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859248
they said 4/6, I am assuming immy and azura are the ones waiting because they both had videos taken down

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859235
Fuck bro, that sucks. Exercise is your best bet then, natural dopamine hits and healthy to boot. You got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859248
Yes!!

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>>77859235
Damn dude, that sucks. I've been having success with jogging in the afternoons, I'm doing a zero-to-5k schedule thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859235
>permanent morphological changes
so they should've given you meds to offset the changes, not just "welp sucks to suck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
it's good that you're at least lifting, helps a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>cum in rice
what did Mercy mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy really needs a BGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859235
Get an extra set in for me brother

[Anonymous No.]

>can see my messages in mercy's on screen chat
oh god I hope it's over, missing the monetization stream would have sucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859498
Welcome back to chat, anon_____

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

soulless garbage corpo

[Anonymous No.]

not mercy too.......

[Anonymous No.]

brapfags winning

[Anonymous No.]

>gets monetized
>starts streaming naked
WTF Stronny control your children!

[Anonymous No.]

Nice depression story. Did you know I farted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859622
My Kouhai can't be this smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859666
>666
isreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859742
I mean it's a pretty funny way to get across that no one actually remembers the weird shit you do or making them uncomfortable, so don't worry about it

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Her glasses are going fucking crazy

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>>77858158
I must be repetitive since I haven't had a shibi reply for a while. Either that or maybe she doesn't like that dumb "send to top of inbox" thing. I can't turn it off on my account, it's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy's glasses asset should be the same as the ones from her lore video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859856
I think they rotate 90 degrees whenever she blinks

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>>77859887
You sure about that? I don't have premium but I'm pretty sure send to top is a checkbox you can un-tick when you send the maro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859849
Yeah, just hopefully the asker gets that.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want one sniff of Mercy.
Is that really too hard to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

i wish I could smell Mercy's eyepatch

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy news: she doesn't mind facial hair, as long as it's managed.
2nd Mercy news: she thinks beard hair is the same as her pubes in texture.

[Anonymous No.]

I would kiss Mercy's bush,

[Anonymous No.]

>>77859695
Mercy has yet to rip one on stream like Shibi and Immy. Stronny hasn't either but she said she recorded herself laughing at ripping ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860029
Yeah, it's greyed out and when I try to unselect it it asks me to buy premium.

[Anonymous No.]

I would kiss down there as long as its Mercy even if its hairy

[Anonymous No.]

>shaven pits

[Anonymous No.]

>mercy lasered off her armpit hair
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>smooth armpits
AHHHH MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860161
Damn, that's poor design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860195
>>77860214
>>77860258
holy fuck my COCK has never been harder

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy dancing to phut hon with smooth pits uoh...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

this feels weirdly intimate without the BGM I really like it

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy's perfectly smooth pits...

[Anonymous No.]

Wait we get Bionicles?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>she gave me bionicles
yep I'm staying in this cage forever

[Anonymous No.]

>kayfabe
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860354
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy is most merciful

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860182
I would kiss Mercy down there especially if she was hairy

>>77860195
>>77860214
>>77860258
It's fucking over.....

[Anonymous No.]

She still has a bush though right? Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860591
Left it to imagination.
I choose to believe yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860214
I hate women so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860421
yeah bro did you not see it in the corner of your cage?

[Anonymous No.]

pussy on mercy stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Mercy News]
talking cat on stream

[Anonymous No.]

okay mercy mogged, I found my new oshi

[Anonymous No.]

PUSSY ON STREAM OH MY GOD MERCY

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy news: she is a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

A FUCKING PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

didnt an anon ask about bionicles in this thread yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

A cat is fine, too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860806
Cute, rather small tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860843
Um, Mercy made it clear this is her friend. Mercy is busy prepping to kill the asker for wanting other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860795
Oh shit my bad. The edge of the blanket was covering the box. She must have put it in while I was sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860820
A cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

Chronic depression anon here, just wanted to let you guys know I miss mummeh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77860820

[Anonymous No.]

This is a fun and cute way to wildly break kayfaybe. Obviously Mercy drops it a lot but it would probably be too immersion breaking to answer this seriously but also maybe a little too mean to just in character dismiss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77861096
Yeah she probably predicted a question like this would be asked. That is a really smart way to get around it.
Well done Mercy if you read this later!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77861150
>>77861096
god Mercy is so cute bros

[Anonymous No.]

god damn retarded senpai we are so fucked

[Anonymous No.]

lots of Mercy oshi marks in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

Can't Senpais stay loyal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77861337
I would only break out of the cage to spoon with Mercy at night and then climb back in before her parents woke up
Also, nice get

[Anonymous No.]

The ex

[Anonymous No.]

Purple bush...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77861406
Im sorry but getting Mercy jealous just gets me hard

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit I was not expecting that
uhhhhhhh....

[Anonymous No.]

burpfags BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>mutes burp
c'est fini...

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy news: she (and I, Ryan Gosling) lives with her parents

[Anonymous No.]

oh you actually can hear them moving plates/dishes around at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>77861946
>Voicing audio porn while living with her parents
Damn, she's got some cojones

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862036
and no door

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't imagine living with my mother, I'd go crazy, got out of there as soon as I could.
Mercy's parents must be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>doorless house

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>>77862036
>she's got some cojones
Yea, mine.

[Anonymous No.]

oh for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to save her

[Anonymous No.]

We spoke too soon

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you niel

[Anonymous No.]

what's the Patreon split like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862557
12% base down to as low as 5% for the Patreon cut it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

well I mean if you made all of your money in memberships and you made 500 dollars, assuming VAllure takes the 20% after youtube takes their 30%, you make 275 off of that
a little bit better, but you lose more on superchats over bits since the buyer pays the extra cost on bits similar to chaturbate tokens

[Anonymous No.]

---Mercy News---
I just cooked to mercy's patreon asmr. Countdowns always do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to save my kouhai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862838
I MEANT COOMED, COOMED!! FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862899
Anon, you're cooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862838
That was a very Stronny-coded countdown, each number supplemented with a new line teasing and egging you on harder and harder, I loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862899
*cooks on you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862899

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>>77862899
It's alright.
We'll let you cook.
No need to shout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862946
Probably why I liked it
t. reefling

[Anonymous No.]

What girl to listen to while making some chili con carne?
Who do you listen to while cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862946

[Anonymous No.]

what a weird question to choose

[Anonymous No.]

we have a coworker among us

[Anonymous No.]

MERCY HATES US
UUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

it's like a gutteral reaction every single time you see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863277
Whoever's live at the time usually

[Anonymous No.]

It's mercover

[Anonymous No.]

Kouhai doesn't trust us... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I don't blame her

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863514
good
icey coming here scares me enough, even if I think stronny, shibi, and immy can handle it

[Anonymous No.]

reddit won...

[Anonymous No.]

>Mercy's not reading the thread, that means she'll never know that I want to kiss and cuddle her at night until we both fall asleep in each other's embrace
It's so fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy, ask us for advice instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863514
You should not be trusting anyone here if it was not obvious already

[Anonymous No.]

1(357)586-3729

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863641
Le dangerous hacker 4chins

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863641
I don't trust you

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863568
I think it gets to Immy sometimes. Immy you're cute and good, stop being one guy'd you baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863514
Given 40% of any given thread is talking about sending cum tributes that seems to be a sensible response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863641
Why should I trust you? And why should you trust me to not trust you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863597
lmao what a fucking loser
I'm definitely not telling Mercy about this post

[Anonymous No.]

nyantaro is my kamioshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863663
Is this a Cyprus phone number

[Anonymous No.]

Just tuned in. This is the first time I've watched Mercy after debut.

[Anonymous No.]

ehhhh...mercy...
this advice kind of sucks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863819
DO NOT

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>>77863716
Don't worry, I'll cuddle her womb a bit extra tonight to cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77863946
koishi stream NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>77862838
>>77862899

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>>77863922
Why do you say that, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

mercy is a real pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>77864077
talking both you and your oshi changing and oshihening as a result of that feels like a misreading of idol culture and slightly ominous

[Anonymous No.]

This should be the response any time someone talks about cheating on Mercy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJc2ZhbXIg

[Anonymous No.]

>>77864252
she's saying that vtubers change too and it's absolutely a valid reason to not watch them anymore if they do

[Anonymous No.]

An avtuber being too sensitive to look at le heckin 4chin is kinda worrying. Especially since I've worse takes on twitter where she's actually active.

[Anonymous No.]

man some of these questions suck like she is supposed to be your yandere gf and fags keep sending "how do i get gf" like please fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

19 daily tributes left. I WILL be free of microplastics

[Anonymous No.]

>>77864323
I get that, and it feels wrong because that wasn't really what the question was about. It was more that the viewer themselves were changing. Her bringing up vtubers changing just feels foreboding.

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>>77863922
she's right, though. shackling yourself to a has-been oshi is a dead end. if you find someone that vibes with you better, it's fine to have a new oshi while still looking back on the good times you had with your old one

[Anonymous No.]

disliked by...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77864431
Anon, you better mentally prepare yourself for when Mercy has to graduate so she can take care of our 3 children

[Anonymous No.]

>>77864340
This site has a bad name because of a couple of boards, and the random people who spam slurs elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy is teaching senpais how to groom themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>77864508
I totally agree with that part.
Just that mentioning the original oshi changing feels kind of like a gaslight, which would make sense if she was in character and saying it, but switching to the cat to say it feels wrong. I don't want to think about my oshi changing, whether it be my previous oshi or my new oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

So it's been a week now.
Who surprised you?
Who filtered you?
Whose patreon did you get?

For me it's always been Stronny, but Shibi did surprise me. I'm not a sub by any means, more of an 80-20 switch, but she's just so entertaining.
Love Immy's kinks, Azura's voice makes me tingle and Mercy's audios are QUALITY. Wish Azura was more lewd, but she's fine. Also wish Mercy was hairier.
I subbed to all the girls on patreon.
Icey filtered me due to multiple reasons. As a slav I have encountered a few girls like that and it's a bit much for me. Love the piss though.

[Anonymous No.]

This is not the kind of advice I expected I love, it's like the other side of gfe

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>>77864508
[Spoiler]I am too loyalty-pilled. I haven't enjoyed most of my kami-oshi's streams for the last year or so, but the previous two were filled with so much bonding, good/bad times and rags-to-riches comradeship that I feel it's my responsibility to stick by her through this decline of her own making too. She is my Cersei and I am her Jamie.[/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865078
Ctrl+s the next time, senpai....

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865078

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>>77865118
>>77865143
I'm phoneposting, which I never do so I forgot the s in spoiler isnt capitalized

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865195
kuroba ex has a spoiler button

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865262
That app doesn't work on blue boards anymore, at least for me. Even with a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

milk first is correct
milk and then pour the cereal in as you eat it

[Anonymous No.]

Just dropped mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>milk first
she's the most degenerate of the bunch after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865346
what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865346
>>77865347
the duality of anons

[Anonymous No.]

>mercy wants me to cum into an empty bowl instead of on the cereal
I am filtered

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865346
Based truthsayer. Cerealfirsties should be gassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865346
Vile

[Anonymous No.]

A month...

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are waking up early enough to eat cereal?

[Anonymous No.]

contemplate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865346
based I love her now

[Anonymous No.]

stinky stinky kouhai....
imagine the armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>re-transcribe AC stream #2
>do quick quality check
>see picrel
>fuck, it's broken
>check stream source
>she's just singing darude sandstorm.
>the transcript was accurate
i love this precious autist

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy...

[Anonymous No.]

Is she me?

[Anonymous No.]

three days ago...

[Anonymous No.]

honestly after 2-3 days without showering my hair just kinda starts to feel gross and kind of uncomfortable, that's the main issue for me

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder she needs all those products...

[Anonymous No.]

no sweat no problem

[Anonymous No.]

IMAGINE THE SMELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865446(me)
She said she went a month without showering, I am unfiltered

[Anonymous No.]

just oshi'd mercy

[Anonymous No.]

kunka kunka
wangy wangy
sssssssssnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.]

Worse showering habits than Aella wowww

[Anonymous No.]

>NA weather allows you to go a week without showering

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865676
The wonders of leafland apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865676
She is Asian, they don't have the ability to smell anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

My uncle has an ex-wife named kat who I'm pretty sure molested me at a young age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865742
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how good her puss stinks after a month of fermenting.... I want to die to food poisoning....

[Anonymous No.]

>>77829140

last time to sign up for LOTB

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865763
Puss is self cleaning and you aren't meant to clean it out anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865730
SEA weather is stupid hot that people can't go one day without showering because they get bad body odor from the sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many canadian vtubers

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>>77865676
Canadians dont get real heat, tops of around like 26C there

[Anonymous No.]

>asian
>purple
>canadian
>iconic laugh
>depression history
deja vu

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865860
I've eaten 4 day unwashed pussy and trust me it doesn't taste like fresh pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865922
sex nation

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy I'm sorry but Tim Hortons SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865860
t. has never smelled unwashed pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865922
Welfare lets them not need to live hand to mouth so they can be NEET and have the spare time to waste time on streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

Travel anons, is the hype real, or is Tim Hortans just Leaf Dunkin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865922
High population of English-speaking asian women with literally nothing better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>she likes Putin
Russiabros????

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865958
>>77866022
The point is that it reaches an equilibrium point pretty quickly where it doesn't get any worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866077
Whole country is falling apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866077
Canadian here, their donuts are gross, their breakfast items taste like healthier alternatives to McDonald's breakfast but are barely any better for you at all and their coffee tastes like warm unsalted onions sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866226
yup, sounds like Dunkin Donuts

[Anonymous No.]

>watch yandere avtuber
>she fixes (you)
weird how that works

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy is starting to realize Yanderes mostly attract lonely shy nerds that hate themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>77865945
who?

[Anonymous No.]

she can fix me

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866365
shut down the stream before it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866104
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866368
the artist previously known as Selen Tatsuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866368
Kronii but purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866549
you take that back. don't put that curse on kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

Just dipping in out of interest, but have any of the girls said they'll do movie streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866368
The "Mercy..." is almost as useable as "Ina..." so it really just keeps going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866721
Immy is going to watch Avatar the last airbender this week if that counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866721
Stronny said they'll do a Blade Runner 2049 watchalong with all the girls dunno when tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866721
Stronny talked about wanting to watch John Wick during the OSRS stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866721
https://www.youtube.com/live/D_W1cFW-hL0?t=31343s

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy...

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>>77866840
Oh yeah and Icey was thinking of watching that too

[Anonymous No.]

Damn this Mercy stream has been one giant filter for me and it makes me sad because I love her when she’s not breaking kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

2real4me4channers...

[Anonymous No.]

>All those high school bully in the tv shows are real
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857207
That thread is dumb as hell, but hey someone made an updated version and that's cool. I wanted to see that happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Mercy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866939
What filtered you?
I can completely relate to her in my case it was my mother

[Anonymous No.]

really tried of idiots here posting about "getting filtered"

[Anonymous No.]

>>77866840
>>77866894
Lars and the Real Girl would be more apropos.

[Anonymous No.]

I will save her...

[Anonymous No.]

Too real Mercy... too real it's also why I stay anonymous on 4chan too

[Anonymous No.]

her high pitch voice sounds like Timmy Turner heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867012
Why? Is it so weird someone would have different tastes than (You)?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get emotionally invested in vtubers until they shake off the debut nerves enough to start opening up/"breaking kayfabe" so I've been loving the past couple days

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867012
Good, more Mercy for me

[Anonymous No.]

Stories like Mercy's make me at least a little glad i failed at developing social skills, would rather treat myself like shit than be stabbed in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867111
No one cares that you got filtered. You don't need to announce how pathetic you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867012
any time anyone does one single thing they don't like
>god I got SO filtered by this stream I can't watch anymore.......................

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867008
>What filtered you?
The tangent about twitch/YouTube stats at first, and the talk about real life friends/cons/trust issues/etc. A lot of breaking the illusion of ever getting to be with her which is definitely a downer. on the bright side, we found out she’s stinky and unwashed which is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867178
Why are you so angry? People are discussing chuubas, nobody is being insulted or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867008
Not that anon but I knew a girl who had a similar story (betrayal, abuse, bpd diagnosis) and it brought me back to when I talked to her still. Lead to a bunch of trauma but she did eventually apologize years later.

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>>77867203
>A lot of breaking the illusion of ever getting to be with her
Why do you think you're in the cage? Obviously trust issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867203
>breaking the illusion of ever getting to be with her which is definitely a downer
you're not supposed to actually want whores (affectionate) as gfs
kouhai loves you anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I've only heard of one vtuber that being recognized had a negative impact on, which is kind of surprising

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867377
I can't wait to use this emote it is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867203
>friends/cons/trust issues/etc
But that's the perfect backstory for a Yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867203
I agree with you, everything she's talked about has pretty much thrown the GFE kayfabe out the window. The Yandere stuff has been shoehorned in offhandedly and she's regressed to be like any other vtuber. That and she doesn't seem to be enthusiastic about her lewd content much.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>77867120
same, can't stand these fickle tards who are ready to have their whole world shattered the moment something is not exactly how they want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867530
>vtuber went to anime cons before becoming a vtuber
kayfabe RUINED GFE RUINED I HATE her now!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>NA math
Why are NA math teachers such cucks. Let me do it with my own way solving the problem. No wonder most chuubas hate math

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867786
anon do we have to tap the sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867488
It does work super super well and I hope it is just a convoluted part of the kayfabe, for her sake. No one deserves to go through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867833
If Americans would be taught math they might accidentality figure out how to be financially responsible and not overdraft multiple credit cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mercy's math classmates were stupid
It's not fair...It should've been me helping her with math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867541

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867873
sorry the math talk turned my brain off

[Anonymous No.]

>I took a lot of theory things
truely the mind of an academic

[Anonymous No.]

>Mercy taking law
She's gonna teach us how to get away with murder...

[Anonymous No.]

>could have a 6 figure job if she wanted to
>Chooses to be a whore
she loves us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868228
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>be nice
Woman brain.... Being an asshole has netted me more pussy than being nice (which netted me a cheater)

[Anonymous No.]

Is kouhai one of them high INT low WIS kinda gals?

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda expected mercy to be more like Icey. More possessive and parasocial with her fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77857761
Which girl is the best to have on a second monitor while I'm playing games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868256
Remember previously mentioned mental illinois

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868296
Shibi, every stream becomes a Zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868296
Shibi and Stronny l, yap machines and long streams. I love Stronny like my wife and Shibi like a friend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868258
perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868258
her social INT is probably low

[Anonymous No.]

>>77867786
The whole agency exists for GFE. What distinguishes these girls if they don't do it?

[Anonymous No.]

new soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>already groomed
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868228
Just because you do law doesn't meant you'd get a six figure job lol. In fact most law grads can't make it in law at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's too late already, you have already been groomed

[Anonymous No.]

>gfe chuuba give me advice on how to get a gf
Are these people retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>im in a loving relationship with my Kouhai
Later, virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868560
The problem is also with Mercy though, she's specifically selected these ones to view on stream. It's not very fun to listen to if you're there for the GFE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868615
>she's specifically selected these
she already had a couple non questions in there, I don't think she curated these as well as she should have

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868560
>Mercy forcing herself to answer something other than "but you already have me"
pain

[Anonymous No.]

No offense to Mercy, but holy shit, why did she pick so many literal essays? I don't want to hear some dude's fucking life story, I am here to hear her say dumb nonsense and laugh at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868728
>>77868696

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868696
probably picked a couple at random without reading them and hoped that they were interesting enough for the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868727
It's almost definitely the opposite. She wants to answer these questions but the yandere stuff is holding her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868876
This

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>>77868828
She'd have to make sure it's not NSFW so there'd be at least some cursory reading of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is a social recluse giving advice on friendships....

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868991
the one-eyed is the king among the blind, or something

[Anonymous No.]

anyone have Azura OP ideas
we went through 300 posts fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77868991
because she's not a social recluse lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869037
Goat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to send Immy a nut video with sound, but I don't think there is enough time before she goes to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869070
I have something

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>>77869111
Edge and build up for a good one tomorrow or later, you impatient fuck. She'd probably appreciate a good one, not one you rush out.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm beginning to understand why Mercy streamed for 3 years and was never been monetized...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869037
Faundla Bosom

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869046
Her advice is shit
>You are autismal and mentally ill?
>Reduce your support network to 2 people you can REALLY trust
>Also I got betrayed by a friend so I don't trust them

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869243
She had monetization on twitch but never the higher tiers from what I understood.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY ARE THEY ALL ASKING FOR ADVICE ABOUT THEIR SOCIAL INEPTITUDE? THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869263
she is supposed to be giving shitty advice so i guess it counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869263
Anon if your asking a 2d whore for life advice. The advice is going to be shit. You shouldn't have your hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869250
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

usually the threads at this hour aren't this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869343

>>77866365

[Anonymous No.]

What if she picked these maros because the others were somehow worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjovNC4r7gw

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869343
Because she wants to answer them. She doesn't want to answer anything spicy because she's not comfortable with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank fuck this shit is over.
Mercy is cute as always out of 10.
Questions are shit out of 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869263
>Have better quality friends over quantity
Sound advice, don't be popularity-chasing fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869263
I feel like you think these things are somehow contradictory but they are not at all, getting betrayed by a trusted friend does not make you want to go out and suddenly start depending on more people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869342
Point is that she actually is not that interesting. If not for VAllure/GFE, she probably would be a 1view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869462
they are just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869580
Here's a tap the sign sound you can steal for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869519
But her advice is specific to her situation, it's not born of wisdom, but trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869611
what the hell happened to your link mummeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869611
point and laugh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869611(me)
I fucked it point and laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869611
I tried to fix it for you, let's see

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869722
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869722
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869722
it's over
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869722
bait used to be audible

[Anonymous No.]

been gone for a week is there wet pussy audio yet? like really wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869611
>>77869722
reeftards can't into soundposts...

[Anonymous No.]

>dont get too attached

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869796
in my defense anon's audio file is fucked, not the soundpost link
https://files.catbox.moe/6kfige.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869809
I mean, that actually is good advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere tells you not to get too attached
What was even the point of using the cat for kayfabe breaking answers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869623
>it's not born of wisdom, but trauma
That's how you learn from your mistakes so you don't do it again. You learn to sniff out people with bad intentions

[Anonymous No.]

ADHD flared up tried to make Mercy's emblem cuz it sounded like she'd like something like that. And I am a dum who forgot that white on white is not a great thing to take a pic...oh well

[Anonymous No.]

If this doesn't work I'm gonna kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869842
coming from a yandere character?

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit first out of corpo raid
and she was afk

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869867
good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869867

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869867
you live another day

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869881
>from a yandere character
That makes the advice more genuine

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869881
yeah not for kayfabe of course

[Anonymous No.]

what was immys oshi mark again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869535
I kinda see what you mean but I hope she continues to do well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77870033
jack-o-lantern, band aid

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869911
>>77869936
>>77869951
I was too confident in my ability to make soundposts to not check my work and I flew too close to the sun.
I fucked up the cut on the sound whoops
Goodnight /vag/gots and /vag/inas

[Anonymous No.]

>>77869860
AND I FORGET THE PICTURE WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>77870185
you have my screams

[Anonymous No.]

>>77870185
How did you manage to cum in that shape?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i4tjka2W6gE
Immy has a new short as of some hours ago, giver her a view!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77870306
high fiber diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>77870890
>>77870890
>>77870890
brrrread