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Did you get laid at OffKai this year?

>> No.77413595

>>77413460
if boypussy counts.

>> No.77413660

>>77413595
Depends, how girly was he?

>> No.77413688

i got to sniff the contraband fox

>> No.77413732

>>77413660
Clio tier

>> No.77413782

>>77413460
yea i fucked your oshi sorry.

>> No.77413787

>>77413460
Kiara was great

>> No.77413821

>>77413460
If I was really capable of getting laid do you think I'd still be here to tell it to you?

>> No.77413879

>>77413460
I fucked Kaela while Bijou pounded her asshole with a strapon.

>> No.77413923

>>77413460
MariMari had a backlog of 30+ sessions, and i didn't wanna be dead last

>> No.77413986

>>77413923
You should’ve stuck around. I was in like 25 of those and it kept getting better each time

>> No.77414229
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>>77413986
Sorry man, i heard she was blown out from the start and i see how you guys treat her face as a napkin.

>> No.77414436
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>>77413460
Offkai ain't comic con. You gotta be a paypig to get laid there. I personally don't think it's worth it to spend thousands of dollars "cultivating" a relationship with a chuba, only to get sloppy seconds in some cheap hotel room for a few minutes.

>> No.77414495

>>77414436
If they didn't bar Niji you could've had sex with a cute Vox cosplayer

>> No.77414534

>>77414436
yeah but it’s not about fucking the bitch it’s about the /vt/ clout
If I seen a nigga in here who really fucked marimari you know I would give him respect

>> No.77414637

>>77414534
it's a highly profitable "sexual market value" transaction. these bitches' worth is inflated by having so many simps, so by getting to fuck them for free it feels like you got lucky.

>> No.77414657

>Spread rumors about cons being glorified orgies
>Thirsty losers pay overpriced tickets just to awkwardly stare at cosplayers for three days straight
Absolutely Devious

>> No.77414788

>>77414436
I'm rich so throwing money at significantly less well-off women on the internet is a much easy way of getting sex than courting them normally

>> No.77414787

>>77414657
>Spread rumors
Stop backpedaling Rainyhoe

>> No.77414789
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>>77413688
>sniff the contraband fox

>> No.77414835

>>77414788
*easier, please feel free to pankopost

>> No.77414878

>>77413879
That's cool Zen.

>> No.77414958

>>77414788
>mfw anons reinvent prostitution from first principles

>> No.77414997

i plan to investigate the poontang situation at vexpo and shall report back with my findings

>> No.77415100

>>77414958
see the difference here is plausible deniability

with prostitution, an obvious transaction has taken place; a deal has been made to exchange cash for a service

this, however, is just me donating to a streamer I like in a way that gives me a bit more influence than the poorer donors, if she becomes fond of me from it and lets me smash, so be it :)

>> No.77415981

>>77414787
I'm not looking up who that is

>> No.77416099

>>77413732
So not very. Nigga you gay.

>> No.77416151
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>>77414534
>it’s about the /vt/ clout

>> No.77416172

yes i fucked seven different vtubers

>> No.77416181

>>77415981
The retard that started the entire Marimari drama by telling literally everyone what happened

>> No.77416601

>>77414657
Should have paid for the secret VIP pass.

>> No.77420208

>>77413460
unironically yes

>> No.77420427

>>77414788
>>77414958
>>77415100
>4chan discovers what a sugar daddy is
Listen if you wanna sugar a girl go ahead I won't judge, just be straightforward about it

>> No.77423831

>>77413595
it doesnt

>> No.77423914

>>77413460
Yes happens like crazy at cons and VTuber women actually do unironically fuck their fans sometimes. If you are delusional enough to think mentally ill women wouldn't do stuff when they have an army of men obsessed with them then I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.77424014

>>77413460
Me and a cosplayer hung out and jokes about getting laid.
Second day she invited me over and she fondled my balls and cock for a bit before we we got down the business…
I’m scared that she does this all the time and wonder if she might of gave me something, yes she was older woman. Her pussy was kinda nasty looking desu kinda regret it. Fucking killer breast though

>> No.77424198

>hikki autists think con pussy is a rumor
Hmm I wonder what happens when you put hundreds or thousands of sexually frustrated single 20-year-olds of mixed gender into a space and encourage drinking and slutty cosplay

>> No.77424416

Meh, there are better places to get laid. Too busy to get laid and no time for after parties due to work, the only way your getting laid is if you go to the after parties. Fucking someone elses oshi sounds great though

>> No.77425177

>>77414787
was it her whao asked on fansly who wants to hook up?

>> No.77425319
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Of course. Pic related, women WILL want to try it out when you mention you have this in your room.

>> No.77425418

Literally every con, if it's big enough, devolves into sex orgies. I am in my 40's and the out-of-state cons of my boring ass job do as well.

>> No.77425472

>>77424198
>mixed gender
Mean and women (male).
The actual women aren't sexually frustrated and have zero problems getting better men.

>> No.77425528

>>77413595
my man.

>> No.77425603

>>77413460
I'm a 30 year old virgin

>> No.77425896

>>77425603
I'm 31, it probably won't change.

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>>77413460

>> No.77427004

>>77413460
Sadly, no....

>> No.77427598

>>77414657
I remember I saw someone post, not sure if it was a twitter screencap, that someone who went to offkai was surprised that the orgy rooms were actually real but what he saw was that it was actually just dudes fucking twinks. Specifically he mentioned that those twinks were Pippa cosplayers.

>> No.77428429

>>77426782
Genuinely how do people like this exist
How does he look at himself in the mirror and go "fuck yeah"
How does he not realizing that disgusting balding shit above his beard would improve his appearance by about 500%
Literally just shave it off. It's LESS work man

>> No.77428473

>>77428429 (me)
*shaving* that disgusting balding shit

>> No.77428549
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77428549

Literally everyone above this post is underage and therefore not allowed to post here.

>> No.77428581

>>77427598
Post in TheVirtualAsylum

>> No.77429286

>>77413595
It really doesnt

>> No.77429592

>>77414534
Holy cringe

>> No.77429625

>>77416151
There’s a…75%? chance that anon was being ironic. Maybe a bit lower. Oh god i hope it’s not below 50

>> No.77429693

>holofest
>fans get laid with fans
>off kai
>fans get laid with vtuber

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There were rumors back in the day that Nyanners used to go to cons and give blowjobs to some fans. That was pre vtuber though.

>> No.77431666

>>77413595
Holy based

>> No.77432336

>>77413460
what's offkai?

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