/wg/ - Writing General - Blonde Hair Edition

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This is the writing thread, for all things VTuber fanfiction. Our works cover a wide variety of different stories ranging from greentext shitposts, full-length adventure novels and smut that’s been tuned to capture (almost) every fantasy. You can check out the three years' worth of stories we’ve written in the archive below:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

"Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction?"
Yes.

Previous thread:>>77284221
(Where Towa, hags, raping authors and more was discussed)

/wg/ rentry: https://rentry.org/wgrentry/

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Story anchor.
Blonde em if you eeee gottem? she jork it my peanuts?

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!

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Story recap!
There were 2 stories posted last thread.


>>77288244
tags: Saijoni Mary, (you), fluff

>>77310684
For the Glory of Yoyomania (Yoro Yoyo)
Tags: voyeurism, werewolf, older men, brat correction

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Now you might ask why this isnt a Watame thread.
While i love watame, i also love fat bitches, so lets find common ground and use a blonde thread

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>>77372242
Haachama is stupid and so are you.

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>>77372242
Nothing wrong with plump girls as there's more to squeeze when you hug them.

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>>77372355
sadly flare is only pretending to be brown, unlike you

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>>77372498
god imagine what it'd be like to have your head squished between those things

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>>77372242
There's so many holo blondes...I wonder if there's a group image for all.

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>>77372638
I seriously hope (unless you want it that is) Flare doesn't leave you brain damaged due to lack of air.

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>>77373756
it would be a worthy way to go

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>>77373926
I can't argue with that as long as you don't have any lingering regrets.

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Before you start a new story, there's an important message I want all of you to hear:
>I respect your feelings
>I respect your gender
>I respect your existence
>I'll always be tender, 'cause I respect your feelings as a woman and a human
Now, let's sing it together /wg/!

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>>77375220
what a weird post

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New story?

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>>77375220
Man I haven't even finished my old one yet Christ

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>>77375351
It's my style of bumping the thread

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>>77375431
Same as the old story

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>>77373102
Here you go, although it might be too spicy for the board

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>>77375351
It's a reference to a song about politically correct love and acceptance.

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>>77376524
Not nearly all, but I appreciate it nonetheless.

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>>77373102
Best I can do

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>editor said he I need to have steaks in my writing
>write the characters have a steak dinner (with multiple steaks)
>he gets mad at me

Writing is a tough business I tell ya

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>>77377188
So that's what people mean by golden days of youth...
If I encountered this scene, I could just peacefully leave my mortal coil for there is not much better to see left in the world

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>>77361287
Maybe so, but it doesn't matter. Consider this: a man fiddles a kid to find out what it's like and decides he doesn't like it; for the rest of his life, he is known as a kiddy fiddler regardless. Similarly, a poo-pushing fudge packer that elects not to continue his sodomizing ways will forever live with the label; to society he will always be considered a faggot and rightfully referred to as such.

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>>77377188
i love blondes so much bros
but not as much as PINK HAIR with FAT TITS

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>>77378951
Fat Calli tiddy.....

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>>77378951
You must be from >>>/vt//pink/

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one day I'll conquer my ADHD brain and finish all my WIP

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>>77379855
I don't particularly like or dislike Calli but I do want to fuck her raw and then get double oyakodon paizuri from her and her mom

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no... extreme... femdom...... dying...

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>>77384485
A-Anon!? ANON! Someone please hurry and sit on his face or step on his balls! He won't make it otherwise!

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>>77384701
what if it's a femanon

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>>77387483
Anon, you need to give up on your FemAnon fantasies. If there are any here, they definitely also have balls.

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>>77387603
statistically speaking, there are more than likely a handful of femanons here as either writers or lurkers who just like to read, mostly because woman read porn more often while men tend to watch porn.

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>>77388214
In this world of never ending smut written for women they don't have any reason to be here in a niche community's male insert fanfic thread. The only author who I wouldn't be shocked to find out is an actual female and/or has female fans is the wedgieanon.

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>>77388604
>In this world of never ending smut written for women they don't have any reason to be here in a niche community's male insert fanfic thread
You underestimate how many vtuber fans are women, as well as just as socially awkward as any guy here. They just don't need to expose themselves because there's no merit in doing so.
besides, I could care less. man or woman won't change the quality of the writing, or the criticism writers receive. I'm happy if anyone reads my stuff

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>>77388604
If anything I would think there's a good chunk of women looking for better written smut and plotlines. I've seen most of the published smut my wife reads, it's fucking trash most of the time. I honestly don't know how she stomachs reading about another broad who was either kidnapped or brought to another kingdom and learns to want to fuck her oppressors/captors/unlikely partner but turns out is her destined mate. So much of the actual smut is no one note too, I don't know how any of them get off to it.

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>>77388604
Statistically there has to have been at least one female author that took the plunge and posted here... Most likely it was some Yuri fic that everyone ignored and they bounced from here when they didn't get any responses. Though I will admit it is funny sometimes to imagine what if one of the bigger writers was a girl.

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>>77388604
I actually self insert as the chuubas I write and 'Anon' is no more but my vessel for the man I currently want to rail me.

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>>77391042
ah, right, I think I remember you from the last time this topic was brought up

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>>77391042
based

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>>77379656
Mori giving a warm and slow boobjob

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i can't believe everyone was too busy talking and forgot that one anon was dying...

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is there any works you guys go back to or read before going to bed?

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good news for gigant girl enthusiasts, new big rat

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>>77399359 (me)
it got bigger!

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>>77399359
>>77399535
what is with Australians and giantesses

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>>77397414
I need 300 ccs of a chuuba sitting on his face, now! You wouldn't let this man die, would you??

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>>77399633
big wanker need big girls

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>>77397433
Yeah, mine.

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>>77399359
>>77399535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy63u2hKoPE

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>>77399677

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>>77399359
I'd rather have a big Mooms but a giant rat is fine too I guess

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>>77400310
giant rat just means more to bully

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>>77400817
>>77400310
Pulling on Giant Bae's hair and making her do lewd things like a fucked up reversed Ratatouille.

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>>77400177
Bless you anon, He's still dead but you gave him a man's death

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>>77399359
need this large rat to crush me under her butt

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>>77400817
The rats shall inherit the earth.

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rats are its best at their compact size and high fertility

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>>77404536
I like Bae, but I'm not sure I would want to have up to 84 offspring a year with her...

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>>77404536
>Koyori makes a machine that tells the impregnation chances (because they are getting kinda desperate)
>Some hags at 10%,Botan at 20%, Mio barely scrapping 23% and Lui is all over the moon because she's at 25%
>Bae pops in to see what are they doing
>the machine goes apeshit and spits a 200%
>everyone is horrified
>and then they ask
>"B-Bae-chan...are...are you ovulating?"
>"Weird question? but no, not really"

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The Advent girls talking about their… encounters in Japan makes me want more of those Cover bodyguard fics. Oh well, re-reading it is.

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>>77371988
A build of frustration at your dead-end office job, both mental and sexual, has taken its toll on you to the point you lash out on the train and grope a beautiful blonde passenger. Much to your surprise, she really enjoys it, and she surreptitiously and silently leans into your explorative hands, encourage more.

Simple, short one-shot smut about getting handsy with Choco on the train. May or may not result in full-blown sex.

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>>77405491
what if IRyS really liked seeing Bae pregnant, and makes sure she gets pregnant regularly. She conveniently makes sure there's no birth control when Bae is at her horniest, doesn't let you pull out when mating pressing her, etc,

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>>77407181
i would wonder why Irys is invading my home and watching me fuck my wife

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>>77407445
It's all about that Hope stuff. Nothing more hopeful than baby making.

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>>77407445
>"Hey do it harder! she can take more than that!"
>"Irys what the fuck?"
>"yeah what the fuck! she's still on top of you!"
>"how did you get inside my house??"
>"Condoms are also such a waste"
>You look at Bae who just shrugs

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>>77407445
By rule of marriage, IRyS is your wife-in-law
Don't be mad at her because you have to somehow work a third job to provide for your football team size of kids

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>>77407927
and what about the wombrys? does it get a paintjob or is she just there to nag at me?

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>>77408363
you can but you have to work with Bae to get her envious and horny enough to agree to getting a fresh coat of paint in her baby room.

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>>77408769
she's already quite horny if you ask me

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>>77407019
>Being Advent bodyguard
>have FWMC tied to your waist like those dogsitters as they yap and run around
>Shiori under one arm, yapping (you cant let her go wander or she might die
>Bijou in your shoulders yapping orders and asking to visit places
>Nerissa hooked to your other arm, yapping about places she wants to visit
>the sheer ammount of shit being said actually repels any danger and it creates a perfect storm.
>In the eye of the storm, AKA where you are, all the yapping clashes at the same time meaning it cancels itself and you get to experience peace and tranquility

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>>77406724
That's just making me imagine some chuuni shit about Bae's body.
>Ah so this is the power of Bae's sealed Chaos.
>Khaos: Chasm before Creation
>Hers is the primordial matter from which all can arise.
>Unsealed she could birth a new world, a new universe even.
>Even through the cracks of her seal forcing her to be Chaos [Randomness] she could still birth powerful beings... If you get lucky with her incredibly fertile eggs.

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>>77378367
>beta reader says I need more stakes in my writing
>write Anon driving a stake into a random chuuba's heart in excruciating detail

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>>77411763
Mel...

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>>77410123
Bijou is in both your shoulders? That's crazy.

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>>77411253
>If you get lucky with her incredibly fertile eggs.
Cum inside Bae and her womb chooses a strange creature like it's a gacha machine, and she loves them all
Reminds me of Echidna

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>>77389405
Maybe you need to do more RP in bed.

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>>77371988
A touching story about learning to accept and embrace racism. In the final scene Anon and Ayame have a lovey-dovey breakfast together with a lot of banter and racial slurs.

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>>77414120
Also, anon is black.

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>>77415986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPO5lbFnulE

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>>77413191
t. unmarried

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>>77389405
It's because women generally like the idea of a man wanting them so much that they lose all sense of reason and resort to kidnap them, rape them, dominate and train them, etc. Its why women like rape fantasies but not actually getting raped - they want the man to want them so much that they would rape her, not the act itself (of course there are probably exceptions but they're called exceptions for a reason).

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>>77418989
>woman want men to be driven to the point of raping them, but not actually rape them, but pretend to rape them. But be careful because some woman want to be raped to play victim on social media, also don't actually rape woman, rape your partner concentually, then give her aftercare so the rape was less intense.
how the human race has survived tens of thousands of years is an enigma

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>>77419241
>how the human race has survived tens of thousands of years is an enigma
Well, up until about the 20th century, women were oppressed and controlled by men

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>>77419241
That's just how women are, my guy. That's just how women are. And it's insane, maddening, and beautiful all at once. Though I do agree that social media messed up relations between the sexes in recent times

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>>77419397
That's just the natural order of things. Equality of the sexes is what kills civilizations and women have betrayed the world by selfishly insisting on it.

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>>77419574
>it's insane, maddening, and beautiful all at once
I couldn't agree more, friend. Here's hoping all of us here who haven't yet can find our better half one day.

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Anon! Anooon! Are you in there? Are you spending a few too many hours worrying about how to implement your smut? Why are you trying to figure out the female psyche when I'm within reach?

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>>77419397
Now women are "free" to be wageslaves and single mothers, no longer trapped in the burden of being happily married and having a large family. Equality.

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>>77422344
GET OUT OF MY SMUT

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>>77415986
No, he has to be Korean otherwise the prompt doesn't work (and I assume he wants anon to be Korean).

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>>77422585
That's the third possible scenario I had in mind. You could also have Westerner vs Japanese and human vs oni bantz. The only problem with the protagonist being white is that anti-white slurs are all pretty lame, they have no impact.

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>>77422825
Okay, let me see if what I've got what you said correct.

>* Anon is a black man and he and Ayame throw racial slurs at eachother and ayame throws the n-word at him = it works.
>* Anon is a white man / Korean and he and Ayame throw racial slurs at eachother with ayame throwing all sorts of real offensive korean slurs at him in her native tongue = doesn't work because anon isn't a black man and white men can take slurs no problem.

Is this what you're trying to say or am I having difficulty (no surprise) trying to understand what you're saying?

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>>77423010
I'm the prompter, not the one who wants a black anon.

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>>77423047
Oh, well in that case, please disregard everything I said then as it was uncalled for.

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>>77423010
calling me whito piggu, would burst me into breeding fenzy

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>>77422501
>still mad about the shrimp thing or the roofies in the pasta she made with tender love and care
it's time to let go anon and forgive and forget.

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>>77397433
The story I've read the most, aside from my own, is Assurance Correction.
And that's a very cute ojou, with sleepy friends.

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>>77423010
>Anon is a black man and he and Ayame throw racial slurs at eachother and ayame throws the n-word at him
Honestly sounds like an incredible prompt.

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>>77423119
Would you really want to go home with Ayame while she teasingly whispers insults about your brutish nature and pig-like appearance into your ear, both of you knowing how hard of a correction it will earn her once you get home?

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>>77407074
Sex with Choco must be absolutely out of this world. Why is it always the menheras who have the best sex?

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>>77371988
Your marriage with Pekora is getting strained because of Marine. She lost all her money and begged Pekora for help so now she lives in the hag shed of your backyard. She was supposed to stay in her shed but lately she's been spending more and more time in the main house. And also more and more of her stuff has been invading your space.

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>>77424307
Yes, yes, yes. Buhi buhii

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>>77424307
No because:

- I'm easily offended and would throw insults back in her face.
- I can't tell if someone is joking or not (unless they say it to my face that they're kidding).
- I might accidentally hurt their feelings when I throw insults back to their face

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>>77426756
Fine, she'll wait with the insults until she jerks you off so you know she's kidding.

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>>77426756
on the spectrum

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>>77422467
>happily married
Do you know how many older women there are with stories about how they poisoned their husband after 20 years of abuse because there was no divorce?
Have you ever seen a birth?
Does that look like a fun time to you?

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>>77426814
In order to not make a further fool of myself (which I'll be deleting in a few minutes), here's what she'll get when she throws insults towards me (and I learn not to let it get to me and not throw them back to her face).

- Me "attempting" to dominate her so I can put her over my lap and smack her bare bottom with my hand as hard as I can until she's learned her lesson. Or I just scrub her mouth out with soap / fairy liquid so her foul mouth is scrubbed clean.

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>>77426929
>Do you know how many older women there are with stories about how they poisoned their husband after 20 years of abuse because there was no divorce?
not many
>Have you ever seen a birth?
yes, i was actually present for one
>Does that look like a fun time to you?
i mean being a stay at home mum is probably way better than wageslaving for 50+ years

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>>77427035
anon, please. You can't talk sense into someone who lives on twitter 24/7

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>>77427010
Are you the guy who wrote the Ayame spanking fic

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>>77427419
No.

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>>77427569
I guess there's multiple people who want to do that then

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>>77371988
Getting hard fem dommed by Ayame as some lowly human thinking they are remotely her equal needs to be put in their place.

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>>77424307
>>77426512
This is a Perfect hachaama prompt, dunno why should i bother with ayame who has 0 edge

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>>77427711
What does hard mean, torture? Being leashed?

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>>77427676
Can you blame them? Ayame is such a cheeky (to me that is) yet adorable little brat (and lazy) and the only way she can be dealt with is having her bare bottom smacked with my hand.

The paddle, wooden spoon, slipper, belt would be a last resort.

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>>77427713
This is the gookstomper!Ayame

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>>77427713
i feel like hachaama would be a "hate fuck" kind of scenario where she's edging you and forcing to admit you are a worthless pig so you can cum

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>>77427713
well my faves are haachama, shiori, polka and kaela
t.buta

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>>77371988
irys splits into GoodRys and BadRys and while the idea of nutting to death in a succubus is attractive, you have to put them back together

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>>77371988
You are in a happy, monogamous, healthy relationship with (Your oshi)

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>>77428583
Sounds like your balls wouldn't survive a group encounter.

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>>77431277
>GoodRys and BadRys are separated
>It turns out GoodRys is a hell of a lot more yabai and it was BadRys that was holding her back

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>>77432835
Japanese media does that thing so much that at this point demons being the evil/degenerate ones is actually refreshing

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>>77433078
>>77433078
i like to think they are yabai in different senses
>"Anon you have a sacred duty to have sex with me. you must impregnate me like a good servant of god"
>you look across the room, Badrys is smoking crack

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>>77433078
True, one can say it's overplayed. Maybe a double subversion then - Anon operates on the expectation that GoodRys is the more degenerate one and BadRys is the innocent one but in truth he just watches too much anime and almost immediately gets his soul sucked out through his dick by BadRys

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>>77431277
Oh please they're BOTH YabIRyS

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>>77433241
>It never was brain damage, it was glue sniffing and fentanyl

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>>77433241
>>77433300 (me)
Oh yeah, you can also throw in BadRys smoking crack. Women doing drugs is always hot.

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>>77433454
So Goodrys is running around being a menace in the sense she's stoning people and casting judgement like the old testament and Badrys is getting into progressively harder stuff every time you turn around like that Airplane bit
>I picked the wrong week to quit smoking

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If I remember right, in her debut Hologra, DevilRyS speaks Japanese and AngelRyS speaks English. Sounds like a pain to write but it could be a funny bit.

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>>77433577
>Anon commits the sin of sloth (sleeping in that morning)
>he wakes up to see GoodRys about to go Old Testament on Watame's stomach as a sacrifice to God
>BadRys flicks the last bubbles out of her heroin shot

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>>77433577
>turn around
>Badrys is doing crack
>turn around
>She's sniffing laplus apartment
>Turn around
>she is huffing petrol
>Turn around
>She is huffing Ina's crotch
>turn around
>she's injecting nitroglycerin
>turn around
>She gave a loaf of bread to Ame and has her nose inbetween her cheeks
>turn around
>She has a bible
>"Religion is the opiate of the masses"
>You stare at her
>"hahaha just messing with you! im waiting for the ayahuasca+fire ants i snorted to make effect"

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>>77431277
They get to wear the “get along” shirt

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>>77433454
that MArine fic where she takes a "japanese misterious drug" and gets fucked up while having sex is so fucking hot.
Wonder which chuuba would pop a pill and fuck zoinked out of their mind no i fucking hate weed, its shit. If you are taking bad decisions dont be a pussy and fuck yourself up properly

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>>77434258
>"japanese misterious drug"
Some sort of magic mushroom was pretty popular in Japan, it's what Satou was using in Welcome to the NHK. Banned since then of course.

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>>77434258
>Wonder which chuuba would pop a pill and fuck zoinked out of their mind
Coco

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God I want to hump IRyS so bad

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>>77435006
I want to bond with her over a shared interest in yandere male leads

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>>77434619
But I don't think I can survive the CoCock. Dragon sex is just too powerful!

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>>77434619
>"this shit aint hitting man"
>Wakes up in a dumpster, one city away and pregnant

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>>77434614
Japs are very autistic about drugs. From what i can recall, you are not supposed to show even an approximate of how they work so that's why all drugs in their media are like "pill that blows your dick off" or "injecting 40 marijuanas all at one" tier of inaccurate

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>>77436075
Yeah but they’ve got cigs hell yeah fucking love cigs

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>>77436075
I think they’re starting to loosen up in other ways. I couldn’t believe Coke of all people was making weed sodas in Japan. They’re called ChillOut. They sponsored Suisei a couple of times last year

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>>77437940
Hoshimachi “Grass” Suisei over here

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>>77435401
>>77435868
But you get a sleepy warm dragon-woman to cuddle with after

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>>77438614
And those honka donka badonkas

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>>77438053
>like dude...suicha...*hits bong*...kyo mo kawaii..

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>>77439471
Got this dude into my feed after a friend sent me a post about how the scene you got background music cooking in your head for is a paved road while the rest of the plot before and after is shitty gravel. He's got like 1 decent post out of 10 and the rest are self depreciating humor.

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>>77439339
Going to meet your super kawaii idol Suisei only to find her laying on a couch, in a dirty hoodie high as hell, stuffing her face with junk food.

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>>77437940
I've imagined so many situations where Suisei and Sora are so zoinked out of their minds by drugs like you wouldn't believe

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>>77440270
>”I got these lucky charms, nwah!”

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>>77439471
I wouldn't do it since for me chuuba fanfiction is all about escapism. Although I guess you could use your trauma as a setup and give yourself a happy ending... but that sounds a bit pathetic and embarrassing. At least in the case of the type of trauma I'm imagining.

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>>77439626
Why are you so negative

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>>77440668
>Although I guess you could use your trauma as a setup and give yourself a happy ending
Isn't that basically the premise of the fics where a girl likes small cocks

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>>77440668
>but that sounds a bit pathetic and embarrassing.
Call it cringe, but I feel as if a part of myself can finally be free.

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>>77441965
We need more small cock fics, but preferably ones where the girl is making fun of you for it.

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>>77442452
Are there fics where small cocks are mentioned as a good thing? I’m new here so that even being written into a fic sounds weird to me.

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>>77442452
>>77442555
It's hard to write about a self-insert with a small dick. You can't just put it into your fic because most people won't like it, and the target audience for it is split between guys who want to the girl to torment them for it and guys who want to hear that it's all good.

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>>77440270
Thumbnail made me think this was Matsuri for some reason.

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>>77442658
Being talked downed to isn’t really my thing but if it was your thing, I could see it being used then. I just can’t see it being incorporated otherwise without it sounding like the authors painful insert

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>>77442894
Me too
I hope anon delivers on a matchu imouto fic…

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>>77434258
people that have a hard time with weed are inevitably terrible and untrustworthy little people. kind of like how LSD is an unimaginative normie detector, weed is a manipulative jerk detector.
>oh no I'm losing my manipulative edge
literally reacting to the toxin the way it was intended, the way a deer does when it realizes it, a prey species, is becoming less conscious after eating a strange new strong smell. solution? avoid that smell forever. it's a mammal-specific association toxin that you're literally avoiding because you're a predatory person that doesn't let their guard down around others.
>hooman
100% checks out. you're getting this from a trump voter by the way so no excuses, I can see that scumbag steve shit from orbit. how to fail a Rorschach test with no answer? idk but you pulled it off.

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>>77442555
/ss/ fics count?

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>>77443479
Anon what the fuck are you talking about

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>>77442452
For me the exact source of the humiliation itself doesn't matter all that much (SPH is great though) so long as the girl's attitude hits a few checkboxes. It's hottest to me when it's neither boundary-limited explicit play with aftercare nor the girl being genuinely icked-out and wanting to sever contact afterwards, but rather her getting off on the power kick of extending his comfort zone. Like, a mutually spiraling depth of horniness where the more pathetic and compliant the guy becomes, the more enticing he is to her, so she has vested personal interest in him despite acting like an evil manipulative succubus. That's the kind of thing I feel like is basically nonexistent around here. I really need to hunker down and finish a brief fic in the genre some day

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>>77442945
I have a normal sized penis and am glad I do, but I definitely fantasize a lot about having a tiny penis and girls laugh at it. No clue why I find it sexy. Probably because I don't actually have one.

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>>77444286
Excessive weed use can cause schizophrenic behavior and I think he's experiencing that.

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>>77443566
Nah. Then it’s expected
>>77444542
I have a 6 in peenor and I had an ex laugh in my literal face when I told her, in tears, that it was my biggest insecurity
I’m glad you can fantasize about having a small one

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>>77445164
>spoiler
that's like the woman version of porn brain

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>>77443479
Dude i already told you im not gonna buy high on life

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>>77445164
cm or inches?

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>irys introduces flare to crack
Irysoglowie...

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>>77443479
Your post reads a little schizo but all the people I’ve know that freak the fuck out on weed have been manipulative cunts so I can’t fault you.

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>>77446007
Inches. I would’ve already an hero’d if it was cm

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>>77444382
Lui... why are you smiling at me like that...

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>>77446262
You're retarded if you think six inches is small, unless you have a pencil dick. Stop watching porn.

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>>77446283
>I've locked the door and thrown away the key
>The contents of your balls now belong to me

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>>77446358
Insecurities are rarely rational.

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>>77445234
Wasn't she laughing because he didn't have a small dick

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>>77442658
I can’t relate to it for obvious reasons

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>>77447025
I don’t actually know why she was laughing. I tried to leave but she held me down and didn’t let me (she was 2 inches taller and took kickboxing). She gave a half ass apology and laughed more and we went to sleep. Didn’t last too long after that. I’ll preface by saying that she had unprompted talked about a guy she dated before having a dick she could hold with two hands. That led into her suggesting we buy a cock sleeve (pretty much an add on for your dick) which led into me telling her I was insecure about that. I don’t think I have a small dick but it’s hard to not let shit like that bother you especially when it comes from your partner

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>>77371988
A fic where you are extremely racist against kemonos and you do so by being extremely subtle to the point that only a few of them pick it up and are treated as crazy by the rest of the company
>eating bread with seeds and pushing them in front of holotori members
>"accidentally" dropping loud metal stuff near okayu
>talking about shears or razors near watame

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>>77445164
Everyone has different tastes anon, but if it makes you feel any better, it's mostly guys who obsess over dick dize. I have an above average cock, and have gotten fucked a few times. Big cocks hurt, unironically, and it's spoiled the fun for some of the girls I've been with too because they chicken out, or because I'm constantly trying not to hurt them. 5-6 inchers are the best.

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>>77448269
That girl was a cunt outside of that so I try not to let it bother me but thanks for your kind words. I hope you find your cavernous queen

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>>77448107
sorry about that dude, yeah she sounds like a psycho

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>>77371988
APA, average penis appreciation

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>>77449465
That's just love making.

[Anonymous No.]

My cock is so fucking huge dude

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>>77449465
>what are you gonna do with that standard cock huh? give me average sex that ends with both of us satisfied?

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To be honest, some holos are so small that them preferring small cock seems logical.

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>>77371988
Pekora moral degeneration (teaching her how to enjoy getting touched)

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>>77449866
Eromanga logic is more fun though

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>>77448107
I'm sorry that happened to you but that story is also very hot.

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>>77419918
And this happened organically and naturally in every single inhabited place in the world, across all ages and religions

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>>774501441
>You perverted shit! What is- AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>You're literally just scratching her head and running your fingers through her hair.

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>>77371988
Waking up naked in the bushes at the park with your girlfriend Coco and having to run home in the nude
https://files.catbox.moe/3betj5.png

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Grab a random fic from the archive and give us your
>Pros
>Cons
>Wildcard

>Fistful of love
>Pros
Really cute. Its rough around the edges but the idea is fresh and delivers. Also an unexpected prequel to another cute fic

>Cons
There's not a lot to it and i could have more. sanding off the edges would help a lot and it reads a bit akward

>Wildcard commentary
Star names for kids can be kinda cringe but here fits really well. Its a smart use of a chuuba trait (astrology)

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>>77451146
>Blue Monday

>Pros
I want to fuck Kobo. This allows me to vicariously experience fucking Kobo. The sex is good even if it included the 'GET PREGNANT' chant which kind of just made me start snickering because I'm brain poisoned.

>Cons:
Would've worked better as a series, even if it's just like a three-entry work. Or even just if the part pre-corruption was longer. It felt like I was riding a rollercoaster that went from 0-to-500 the exact second the seatbelt clicked on. I remember this being a criticism that was mentioned in the past when the story was first posted. I can tell the author really just wanted to rape Kobo but some more build-up and pacing leading to corruption would've made it a lot better. Skipping everything in the middle leading up to that severely dampened its potential, to me at least.

>Wildcard
I also wanna fuck Kobo's mom. Why the fuck are Holomoms hot? Like every single one that's appeared has been instantly hotter than their daughters. It's a universal constant.

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>>77451654
Bae's mom is the only one i think its not hotter than her daughter but she only spoke once and the fan design didnt give her a bobcut

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>>77451146
>Clickety Clack, Clickety Clack
>Pros
The delivery and recurrence of the sounds in the title are appropriately spread through the fic. The reveal with Mori near the end was pretty cool. The opening line made me chuckle.
>Cons
Prose flowed well enough, but was kinda clumsy in some spots. I also feel like there needed to be a little more to this fic, since it almost feels like a prelude to something else.
>Wildcard
There should be more use of Mori being able to be a spooky scary skeleton in fics.

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>>77451654
> holomoms
Yeah, some of their moms are just way more confident and have way more maturity and appeal. Ollie's mom was recommended to me in some clips and she was framed by the clippers as a total menace.
Although I think that immature Holomoms and Holodads aren't trusted enough to appear live, or even aren't trusted enough to reveal their real job to them, so there is definitely selection bias going on. Not that I'm complaining, this is content

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>>77451654
>A fellow Shella fucker
Hell yeah.

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>>77442658
Surprisingly enough, unlike what people here seem to think, people who are great at sex and who have large dicks can also have SPH kinks and other sorts of things. It just means they can't do it IRL, but the porn is still enjoyable

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>>77452747
Eve cute.

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>>77450306
KEK I’m glad my trauma could make you happy. Looking back on it, that specific moment really hurt, but atleast I got to fuck a sexy bitch

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>>77451146
>That's the Way the Fubuki Crumbles
Another Fubuki story… oh well, may as well-
What the fuck?
>Pros
Uh… it adds to the archive’s number of fics.
>Cons
This shit is goofy as hell. It reads like a 12 year old’s idea of what rape is like. What is it with the weird one-liners, the terrible pacing and the general way these characters act/talk/think?
>Wildcard
I don’t inherently dislike rape fics, but this is an overall poorly written story.

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>>77453590
Sorry for the bad roll. When I look for a random fic I usually reroll ones that are really low quality, to be honest

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>>77453590
>this is an overall poorly written story.
it's one of mwanon's worst works

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>>77449866
Isn't that the basis for one of those Laplus NTR ideas. I think the one where she enjoys being cucked because she's too afraid of her boyfriend's dick.

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>*gets cucked*

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[Anonymous No.]

Clear

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>>77422467
Being a single mother is better than being stuck in an abusive marriage because divorce is illegal. Being a wageslave is better than not being allowed to own property. Genuinely confusing why you need this explained to you.

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>>77390177
>Though I will admit it is funny sometimes to imagine what if one of the bigger writers was a girl.
Multiple prolific writers on here are girls.

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This guy /pol/ posting to himself might be our weirdest schizo yet

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>>77462098
>Being a single mother is better than being stuck in an abusive marriage because divorce is illegal.
few of them were abusive

>Being a wageslave is better than not being allowed to own property.
this is the only thing you've said which is both true and not cherry-picked

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>>77427676
Funnily enough I think it all stems from one joke fic where the punchline is that she isn't worried about hurting to sit down because she doesn't stream.

>>77427745
Good take. Frequent hand spanking for the humiliation factor, no implements.

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>>77463034
>few of them were abusive
The concept of marital rape straight up did not exist until the 80s (earlier in the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact countries). Women that exhibited "hysterical" traits were routinely forcibly lobotomized. The absolute majority of marriages were cartoonishly abusive. What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>77463489
>The absolute majority of marriages were cartoonishly abusive.
if this was actually true there wouldn't be a modern society with values of compassion and tolerance which are predicated on thousands of years of cultural development

legit i can't tell if you're trolling or just incredibly stupid but this is a really weird place for you to come and vent your trauma in

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>>77463672
>modern society with values of compassion and tolerance which are predicated on thousands of years of cultural development
Actually laughed out loud. Look up how people in the medieval times treated animals, how's that for compassion.

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>>77462360
He'll tire himself out.

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>>77463796
just stupid then. i'm not engaging with you any further

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>>77463821
Why are you replying to yourself?

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>>77463869
We already know you're stupid, why are you clarifying this further?
Less than 500 years ago, people in Europe skinned cats alive as a form of entertainment. Routinely. Square fact this with your nonsense.

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>>77462360
I think its the same aggroschizo we've always had

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>>77462098
No it isn't. Women should be controlled by men because men gave them good lives. Then sufferage came in and now we're stuck in a world where everyone hates each other. This is what happens when women are allowed any influence.

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>>77463489
just googled this and why the fuck did Denmark not consider it a thing until 2013? that's 10 years ago

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>>77464494
Bait used to be believable.

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>>77464562
Before sufferage, yeah.

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Uhhh writing?

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>>77464650
come back later

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>>77464650
That's the plan. Gonna try for a page or two by the end of the night.

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>>77464650
apparently people are into abuse not as a sex thing but in general. concerning

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>>77463127
check out this smug brat and her cute butt

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>>77464650
Page ten so far, but i'm too tired to continue so I'll save the second half for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

If mio was a man, would she have a beard or would she be clean shaven?

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>>77466917
clean

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>>77466917
he would be Mao! hah!

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>>77466917
But he's have hairy arms and legs, and a massive display of chesthair.

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>>77371988
lamy is getting a bit fat but you cant sex your way out of this one.
You are gonna have to subtly tell her she's overweight and survive

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>>77371988
An Armpit focused fic starring Reine in a hot and humid indonesian summer

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>>77467640
This, but not survive as in getting consensually non-con'd, but rather, Lamy gets physically abusive and breaks a bottle over your head

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>>77468373
i dont think the idea was to have sex considering his post starts with "you cant sex your way out of this one"

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>>77468373
>This prompt isn't about sex
>immediately starts thinking about sex

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>>77468458
>>77469427
That sounds like quitter talk. The answer is to get Lamy into BDSM, tie her up with some rope, shave her pubes and armpit hair, then leave.

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>>77468363
what about her incredibly sweaty underboob?

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>>77470375
gee man you are really twisting my arm here.
Tell you what, just because we are friends, we can put that in. Dont tell my boss though

[Anonymous No.]

>the most recent Reine fic is /ag/-related
pain peko

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>>77470910
Hey that's the fic that had two people go "jesus christ im out. Good fic though!"

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>>77451146
>Play in the Rain and You get Wet
Oh this fic. I've read it before but I don't mind giving it another go.

>Pros
It's nice that Aqua has a decently long fluff fic. I like the setup, it's quite cute, and is that kind of "chance encounter" I like to see. Aqua being a blushing mess but being bold behind the screen is a detail about her that's captured really well. Aqua, in general, is done well. She has that needy and yet dumbly brashness that's characteristic of her. The prose is solid, even if it's a bit to the point.

>Cons
I remember saying this before but I don't like that the fic brings direct attention to (You) being a foreigner. Saying the quiet part out loud like that is incredibly distracting and reminds me that I'm reading self-indulgent fiction, taking me right out of the story. Aqua is way to stuttery but I'm willing to chalk that up to the fics age.

>Wildcard
I'm gonna keep my eyes peeling for an interesting Aqua fluff prompt so I can complete the Startend trio.

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>>77474556
I don't want to. I wish I was dead.

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>>77468363
>>77470375
>>77470570
tell me about the gay bird.
What she like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77477221
not gay, for one

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>>77469427
Look at Lamy's boobers, can't help it man

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>>77451146
>Relapse (and the other Omelas spin offs since I couldn't help myself)
>Pros
They were all pretty good prose-wise, and I could see why the thread zeitgeist got obsessed with Omelas for a bit because of the extended spin offs; smut's good too but...
>Cons
Yeah, conceptually now that we're past the abusive chuubas era these all kind of show their age when it comes to their stories holding up.
>Wildcard
I wish we got more authors doing spin-offs/ omake/extra fics based off of fics other authors make. I feel like that would birth some more interesting fics even if it's more derivative.

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>>77479103
Im talking out of my ass here since i wasnt around for the abuse times but I feel like the issue with spin offs and similar is that nowadays we have enough writers to go "hey i can make that... BUT DIFFERENT!"

I feel like back in the day, at least from what i can piece back, people had a monopoly over ideas (not due to being mean or anything, just a case of "im not gonna do my take on that since that's X fic idea") and nowadays the thread encourages people to make the second cake

[Anonymous No.]

Live

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>>77479518
>but I feel like the issue with spin offs and similar is that nowadays we have enough writers to go "hey i can make that... BUT DIFFERENT!"
That's certainly a large part of it. No matter how much of a fan you are, you have to realize at some point that you want to make fanfiction of fanfiction so why not just.. do your own take at that point? I always felt that was a weird part of this thread's history.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the Promise bicycle? I'm torn between Bae or IRyS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77483625
you

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>>77483625
They're the tandem bicycle together

[Anonymous No.]

>>77483625
your mother too

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>>77483625
Mumei

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>>77391042
Wait, which ones you've wrote? Link maybe?

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>>77390177
Yeah, me.
Didn't post yuri but posted quite a couple threads back. We're here. Majority of fanfiction writers I would say are typically female; /wg/ is an exception to the rule because of this site's userbase, but in actual fanfiction spaces, it's usually dominated by women.

This isn't as far-fetched of a concept as you guys make it seem. Most femanons just don't announce that they're femanons and /here/ out of comfort or safety (or because there's no reason to state that fact, lol).

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>>77487443
What have you written?

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>>77487443
>Most femanons just don't announce that they're femanons and /here/ out of comfort or safety
>safety
Now that you've foolishly done that, I'm going to come through your screen and fill you up with my violent semen inferno.

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>>77487443
Sooooo.... why are you here? No judgement of course, I'm just curious. This thread is barely more than a wank sock for the sexually frustrated creatives here.

[Anonymous No.]

The moment I realized there's women and/or trannies in this thread was when the mention of JK Rowling made some anons seethe a bit too much.

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>>77464416
Having a demon with deadly swords in your room hasn't been appealing until now.

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>>77482942
I think it's quite normal for fanfiction authors to write based on other fanfiction. We're already writing about chuubas rather than making OCs, the idea of using someone else's work as a foundation is inherent to fanfiction.
You can do your own take of course, but it would be hypocritical to complain about fan sequels or spin-offs.

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>>77488948
Jake Rowling is like if a lolcow was actually talented and successful. It’s kinda crazy to witness

[Anonymous No.]

>>77488171
I like to write fanfiction and I like to lurk. Those two things just seem to go hand-in-hand. I'll browse /wg/ to see if there's any good prompts (i.e., ones I want to do), and if there aren't (I'm lazy), then I'll sit in on the conversation happening in the thread. I like people-watching.

>>77487735
That's the secret!

>>77488101
Agh, nooooo! My pure femanon soul!

>>77389405
This about covers it.State of smut is terrible, fanfiction is a fun sandbox, I like to read porn.

>>77391042
I self-insert as (you) so I can fuck my favorite chuuba girls.

>>77419574
This is why you haven't found a better half.

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>>77489917
okay okay back into the fucking shadows you go

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>>77488171
NTA but there is a good amount of fluff pieces. And even with the sexual stories there are appealing female roles with how desired they feel.
Who wouldn't want to be a star like Suisei, cute and sexy like Ayame, or beloved like Mio despite your age

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>>77487443
It’s weird because in every fandom I’ve been a part of the fanfiction writers have been primarily male. Weird. Horse show I can’t mention on the site, pokemon, wedgies and now vtubers, all have been primarily male. I guess the first person I knew of who wrote fanfiction was a woman, but she stood out as the exception in my mind. Am I just in the wrong fanbases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77489917
Yeah you're definitely a "girl"

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>>77490094
The right fanbases, anon. You've avoided the wrong ones.

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>>77490187
What, should I post my boobs or something?

>>77490094
It's primarily female in my experience. Not to say that there aren't male fanfic writers, I've even read a few. But usually it's female, even if you think the material is geared towards guys or something.

Vtubers and horse show make sense, because I feel like that's their primary target anyways, but other more popular mainstream stuff seems to get an overwhelming incline of female fanfic writers, but I'm also thinking about the more general idea of fanfic and not just the self-insert smut stuff.

Not that I know any official numbers or anything, I'm purely talking anecdotal here. It's possible that the hobby is actually dominated by male writers and I am a fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77490094
Nah, autistic fandoms are primarily male and thus the fics that are written come form guys rather than from a nonexistent female audience.
You can see this happen too in high-level scifi/fantasy fandoms and occasional anime fandoms that don't have a female fan base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77490291
>wedgies
>right
That’s funny to hear

But what if I wanted to meet a cute dweeby fanfic writing woman?

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>>77490413
>What, should I post my boobs or something?

I meannnnn
(kidding)

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>>77490446
Get into Shonenshit and ingratiate yourself among the fujoshis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77490413
>What, should I post my boobs or something?
Of course not, that wouldn't prove anythting. Post your cleft of Venus.

[Anonymous No.]

they’re coming out of the woodwork, lads. They had us completely surrounded this whole time, and we never noticed.
5 start telling us they're v-tubers then link to their stream to them reading Paradice lost just to show us they weren't bullshitting!

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>>77490094
If you go to massive sites like AO3, it's like 99.99999% women, but smaller communities can sometimes be male-dominated. Late 90's/early 00's Evangelion fanfiction scene was pretty much just men. The only other scene I've dipped my toes into was the KotOR fanfiction scene, and I recall it being pretty balanced gender-wise. I had actually completely forgotten about that part of my life before I started writing this post. I don't even remember the website's name anymore.

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>>77490676
One large vtuber read my stuff once (not live) and I’ll be real, the high hasn’t worn off yet. If it happened again I’d probably squeal like a little girl

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>>77490710
Hmm, this sounds about right. Thanks for the explanation anon <3

>>77490667
ah, pardon the error. ahem. What, should I post my おまんこ or something?

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>>77490823
> <3
This is a man

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>>77490823
>What, should I post my おまんこ or something?
Yes, go ahead. Completely and utterly derail the thread beyond salvaging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77490885
IM SORRY I DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO YOU PEOPLEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77490935
You're on the right track by posting Fubuki!

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>>77490935
Only men use emoticons like <3 owo uwu :3 etc.
I’ve literally never seen a woman use them, but I’ve personally used them religiously for years

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>>77490988
nta but my sister used :3, >:3, or :3c all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>77491066
Your sister is a man

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>>77490935
Just pretend we're gray blobs who horny post or say dumb shit all the time in between posting fics. that's what helps me when I get anxious

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>>77491136
n-no...
or...are you actually a girl and trying to throw some of the anons here off your trail?

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>>77490988
I thought you were full of shit but I just checked my messages with my sister and in the last 4 years she has used only three <3, two of which was her drunk thanking me for going to her fiancee's band performance

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>>77491303
I sometimes wish I was a girl because then it would make my fetish “cute.” But then I realize I like being a man so it’s all okay.

If I WAS a girl though I’d want to look like Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>77491066
Baker-san don't leave us starving

[Anonymous No.]

>>77490988
I use :3 all the time... so do all my other (girl)friends... Guys............. can't we be cute.......... :(

[Anonymous No.]

requesting a stephenie myer OP to reflect femanons in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>77491641
I'm not baker-san, sadly. I couldn’t bake right now even if I wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>77491799
Not permitted, only men can be cute

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if it's white knighting or what but I hate how anons (and men online in general) start dogpiling as soon as they learn there's a woman in their ranks. Like, you realize women make up about 55% of the world's population? Why are you making such a big deal out of it? If anything you're just making it even less likely for them to want to be online/here/around you/interacting with you, etc...

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>>77491887
I didn't mean to quote you

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>>77491950
100% this, I am fucking grossed out by this thread. We should have ignored her as soon as she refused to identify what she has written

[Anonymous No.]

>>77491950
It’s rare in this context. That’s the reason.

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>>77491950
>If anything you're just making it even less likely for them to want to be online/here/around you/interacting with you, etc...
Isn't that's exactly what we're trying to achieve

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>>77492129
Even if you take the numbers from the Vtuber demographic, it still averages out to 95/5 split, meaning 1 in every anon is likely a girl.

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>>77492200
>1 in every anon
Huh

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OK "FemAnon"'s, if you really exist and don't have penises post your 3 favorite fics in the archive.

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>>77492223
I got distracted by the satanic lamy while typing

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>>77492326
shrunken troubles, paradise lost, and pekofag's orgy

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>>77492371
Damn it mine isn’t in there

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>>77491950
most of my posts are just joking around. anons talked about fem anons being this rare breed, fem anons start chiming up, anons over act and panic. the joke writes itself. I knew there were femanons /here/
relax. and try not to take it all so seriously

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>>77492029
Sorry, I was embarrassed because it was rape. I hate my own writing in general and I'd hate even more to come off as a pretentious twat about my writing.

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>>77492029
No one likes to post what they've written don't be an idiot

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>>77492543
>Sorry, I was embarrassed because it was rape.
Even fucking better - I love noncon. Tell us.

>>77492586
No different from an attention whore, then, and you're an enabler.

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>>77491950
>>77492029
Exactly what happened with that dustbunny vtweeter. Guys, she's not going to fuck you.

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>>77492827
I remember looking dustbunny up a year afterwards and couldn't find any mention of her. Guess she never took off.

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>>77492875
Wasted my mfin time drawing for her

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>>77493026
Deserved

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>>77493026
It wasn't a waste, necessarily. You gained satisfaction out of it at the time - unless you considered it an investment for some reason.

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>>77491641
Is anyone baking? I can whip up something quick.

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>>77493140
>>77491853

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Go away w*men

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Harvard graduate bread
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>>77493282
>>77493282

>>77493172
I have no idea who that is.