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>> No.77142446 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.77142487
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.77142530
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.77142564

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

>> No.77142594
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Would you love Gura if she was Turkish?

>> No.77142608
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Do you think my daughterwife will get too angery?
I think she'll be alright since she has Fauna there sharing the angery and distracting her.

>> No.77142739

>>77142594
If she move to turkey or if she grew up there? because the latter would change her entire life and everything about her personality

>> No.77142790
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Progress report please?

>> No.77142817

>>77142739
moved*

>> No.77143096
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im the emperor of /ggg/

>> No.77143141

>>77142790
She will never actually be fat, I'm sorry to break this to you, Mr. Bond.

>> No.77143162

I AM ggg

>> No.77143208

>>77143096
right on time onahole

>> No.77143376

>>77143141
1) Newfag
2) She had gained considerable before this years Fes, you could clearly see the inertia in her walk and wiggles
3) Have you not heard how much she eats nowadays? Said she ate everything she could lay her hands on during this fes & the same in Taiwan, talked about eating an entire bbq buffé, alot of pizza etc etc, she is in her feeding arc (again)

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>>77143376
Mr. Bond, please contain yourself...

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>> No.77143860

>>77143581
The man on the left is nearly shaped like a square. I can't help but respect that absolute unit.

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>> No.77144200
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MY wife

>> No.77144254

>>77144200
Actually that's MY wife

>> No.77144345

I always make sure to report homobeggars in chat, are you doing your part?

>> No.77144815
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What are chumbies doing before the stream? Somehow I ended up watching clips from The Matrix on Youtube.

>> No.77144933
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>>77144815
Still playing pokemon

>> No.77145386

>>77144345
Which did they say?

>> No.77145419

>>77144815
Grinding in Black Desert.

>> No.77145461

>>77144345
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY

>> No.77145623

>>77145386
apparently there's a 3d live later, so I reported every msg related to that and those who replied positively to it

>> No.77145664

>>77142594
>Would you love Gura
yes, so long as she is gura i will love her.

>> No.77145725
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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.77145776

hello?

>> No.77145830

I'm looking forward to a stream that i can relax a bit and not worry about trying to be funny in chat for Gura.

>> No.77145829

>>77145776
goobnight!

>> No.77145861

>>77144815
Just got back from golfing, watching faunas pi minecraft stream a bit. Trying to get my golf buzz back for the stream

>> No.77146533

>>77145623
>homos 3D
They clogged the studio for this shit

>> No.77146595
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I think Gura is the type that wipe back to front, she doesn't give a fuck

>> No.77146709

>>77146595
she probably has a bidet at this point so its just a single wipe to dry at most.

>> No.77146758

>>77143957
My mother and my grandmother ToT

>> No.77146759
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Do you guys throw out your old monitors?
At this point I could have 5 mismatched monitors that I could connect to my PC(s) if I wanted to, each more archaic than the last. I'm currently only using 2.
I bet I'd look like a super cool internet hacker if I had them all set up while watching multiple vtuber streams at once.

>> No.77146767
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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.77146791

>>77146595
Stinky poopoo cunny.

>> No.77146847
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I want Gura to breastfeed me.....

>> No.77146859
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>>77146767
samen

>> No.77146970

>>77146595
do people actually do that?
>>77146759
I gave it along with my old PC to my sister when I got new equipment

>> No.77147029
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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.77147091

what was chat talking about when GUra made the punishing us comments? I was asleep I missed goob

>> No.77147146

>>77147091
They all started begging Gura for mercy but she swallowed us whole, we are now in the belly of the Gura.

>> No.77147155

why is bijou trying so hard to steal guras dmc holotuber status? its so cringe

>> No.77147173

>>77147091
someone suggested that there should be a punishment for the loser and others were chiming in with ideas

>> No.77147232

>>77147173
based. I bet the ideas all sucked though Gura learned none of us can punish her worth shit ages ago

>> No.77147350

>>77147232
I mean yeah, we literally can't punish her even if we wanted to

>> No.77147370
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Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.77147399

>>77147350
yeah but we can do better than shouting tail pic at her

>> No.77147446

>>77147029
this is a criminal free thread

>> No.77147534

>>77147399
like what? I always say that I want to spank and punish her

>> No.77147591

>>77147534
if I knew the answer to that I would say it and chat would not be bad at punishing her

>> No.77147658

>>77147591
cool, so you want us to do better but don't actually have a solution

>> No.77147659
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I just came

>> No.77147694

>>77146759
I just keep them in storage in case i need them for a headless server at some point or something along those lines.

>> No.77147727
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Who do you think will have the first most retarded death?

>> No.77147761

>>77147029
Let me tell you something, folks, and believe me when I say this: Gawr Gura, she's tremendous, just tremendous. I've been watching her, and let me tell you, she's got that spark, that energy that you just can't fake. People love her, they really do. She's got the best numbers, the biggest audience, and let me tell you, that's no easy feat. She's a winner, folks, a real winner. So let's give it up for Gawr Gura, she's doing a fantastic job, just fantastic.

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>>77147446
Correct

>> No.77147820

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.77147849

>>77147727
Gura will die from falling off somewhere, or get killed by one of the first tutorial enemies (I did)

>> No.77147864
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>>77147761
God I love these

>> No.77147900

I'd suggest that the loser needs to play ds2 but that'd just be too cruel.

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I should figure out what to eat for dinner before the stream starts

>> No.77148295

>>77147446
B-but I'm a ex felon...

>> No.77148347

>>77148295
what did you do?

>> No.77148393

>>77148192
yesterday i cooked during the stream so it was like my wife was rambling about her cute new hairdo while i made dinner.

>>77148295
is there really such thing as an ex-felon? Unless it has been removed from your record youre still a felon even if you served your time.

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>>77147900
I liked DS2, and I really like MANJULA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpSoGZa3Hrw
I might fall asleep to this tonight actually, I forgot just how comfy it is.

>> No.77148420
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I can't believe she's playing with Fauna and not Bijou. It's such a power move.

>> No.77148617

>>77148420
why? of course she'd rather play with Fauna, she likes Fauna, Fauna likes her (even showed her her closet)
and doesn't seem to like the rock girl

>> No.77148772

>>77148420
>wow i cant believe these two friends are playing a game together

>> No.77148829
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Predict the delay

>> No.77148868

>>77147900
dark souls 2 is still a really good game and they would enjoy it

>> No.77148905

Ytcfilter still broken for me, has my shark wife said anything

>> No.77148917

>>77148829
no delay

>> No.77148951

is it okay if I only keep Gura's stream open. I like fauna but having more than one stream open gives me anxiety

>> No.77149005

>>77148905
ye check hololyzer, I'm too lazy to post it right now

>> No.77149148

supas have to be turned off for fromsoft games?

>> No.77149185
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No soundposts yet? My wife's tummy told me she's nervous before her big race, it said she almost tossed her cookies.

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>>77148951
I'll be doing that too. It's okay to mostly want to focus on your oshi.
I'll be focusing on my wife Gura.

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>>77149185

>> No.77149290

>>77148868
Nice bait.

>> No.77149344

>>77148951
I want to focus on my wife, also having 2 streams open might cause buffering for me

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>>77149185
Would you do anything for soundposts?

>> No.77149455

>>77148951
>>77149344
I considered having faunas open as well and just do guras audio but ill probably just watch gura and maybe watch faunas vod while i work sometime during the week.

>> No.77149478

I am Guras tummy

>> No.77149577

i put fauna's stream on my phone i might have to mute it depending on how voices are but that should work good

>> No.77149588

>>77149478
I'm going to fill you up with goom T u T

>> No.77149604

>>77149478
Why are you so full of my semen?

>> No.77149615

>>77149588
me first

>> No.77149618

>>77148420
No one cares about your gen alpha whore

>> No.77149671

Hoping for braids

>> No.77149712
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forehead

>> No.77149740

>>77149671
she will do FOREHEAD and will advertise fauna's stream during her own stream

>> No.77149837
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I hope you've all unloaded your bladder and bowels. Stream soon.

>> No.77149870

>>77149671
>>77149712
Both are incredibly cute.

>> No.77149965

>>77149837
My bowls are all empty and washed, thanks for the reminder to do the dishes chumbie.

>> No.77150027

https://poal.me/uia446
https://poal.me/uia446
https://poal.me/uia446

>> No.77150060

hi @anonymous!

>> No.77150063
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Cute shark soon!

>> No.77150110

>>77150027
Braids are for gays

>> No.77150151

twintails are infinitely supeiror to both

>> No.77150222

>>77150027
emergence or freshly painted wall?

>> No.77150245

>>77149148
No people are sending them right now.

>> No.77150304

Nah Gura will win.

>> No.77150366

>>77150245
some people in chat said she'd get in trouble, others said it's fine for DS1

>> No.77150547

I still remember Gura misunderstood one of my chat comments during the elden ring stream and got slightly offended by it. I definitely tease her sometimes but that wasn't one of those times

>> No.77150715

>>77148295
exconbud...

>> No.77150717

>>77150547
what did you say?

>> No.77150746

>>77150547
why bother saying this if you aren't going ot say which comment, nobody can gain meaning from your words

>> No.77150918

fauna will throw because she'll be too busy gooming over gooba noises

>> No.77150925

1 minute late, it is so over

>> No.77151024

She is dead isn't she?

>> No.77151045

>>77150918
she's just like me

>> No.77151066
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Gura fell into the toilet bowl...

>> No.77151068

>>77150918
>Chumjobber prime
sasuga

>> No.77151087

https://x.com/amsrntk3/status/1797055723630989389

>> No.77151111

I don't really expect Gura to play this for more than a day. She gave up in Elden Ring after one day.

>> No.77151142
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I believe in my shark, she will win even if she loses.

>> No.77151164

>>77151111
people expect more than one part of this dark souls race?

>> No.77151188

>>77151087
very cute thank you nacho-mama

>> No.77151202

Fauna's stream is starting. Gura already lost.

>> No.77151260

>>77150366
she can disabled superchats during the gameplay stream, but then have them only enabled before stream and then turn them
back on during a chat session afterwards and be ok. But Gura is not in Japan her self so she may can get around that rule without a problem the company says the person has to live there but she has had them on no problem on the other one of the compays games she played before hand.

>> No.77151293

GOB

>> No.77151306

stream starting chumbies!

>> No.77151309

>>77151164
This
It's a race
Not a multi-part series

>> No.77151323

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>> No.77151348

>>77149005
Late, but yes I always forget that exists thank you.
ALSO SHARK WIFE ON THE TELLY

>> No.77151352

WIFE ON TELLY

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>>77151111
two!

>> No.77151423

No sound?

>> No.77151470

How many newfags are there in chat? Its always muted at the start during collabs

>> No.77151539

>>77151470
That is false, retard

>> No.77151547

>>77151470
fromsoft games will do that

>> No.77151556

>>77151470
wasn't it not muted that one time I think Ame was on her channel or something i cant remember

>> No.77151651

>>77151470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ctC_sWU4g
"Always muted at the start during collabs", i only had to look up a single video to confirm that you are a fucking retard that have no clue what you are talking about

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aaaaaaaaaaaa so cute

>> No.77151692

2 hour timer on Fauna's pov

>> No.77151807

how long dark souls?

>> No.77151828

oh I thought she played Sekiro a lot

>> No.77151841

>a little bit of sekiro
I thought she beat it for some reason
She was talking about how much she loved it wasn't she?

>> No.77151857

>little bit of sekiro
for all the people that pretended like she beat it, though I wish she would have

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>>77151539
>>77151651
chumbies... its always muted

>> No.77151895

I saw her play DS3 but I genuinely believe she forgot.

>> No.77151911

HOLY SHIT DID GURA JUST CALL HER GREEN!?

>> No.77151915

2 hour clock on faunas stream

>> No.77151941
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Oh yeah, this will be good.

>> No.77151953

I have a strong urge to plaster my goom all over her exposed forehead

>> No.77151987

only 2 hours...

>> No.77152014

>>77151987
Fucking lazy bitch

>> No.77152036

The green one.

>> No.77152044

goob thinks she's gonna beat 3 bosses in 2 hours LOL

>> No.77152050

>>77152014
but enough about your mom

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I've been talking about how much I love her forehead for years. You buds don't understand how happy this hairstyle makes me.

>> No.77152079

>>77151915
>>77151987
Better than only one

>> No.77152082

If I find out management made it a two hour limit heads will roll

>> No.77152090

I thought she beat DS3

>> No.77152093

2 hour limit. Beat first 3 bosses. A lot of no help for backseating from chat.

>> No.77152146

>>77151987
And they expect to beat 3 bosses LMAO
They'll be lucky to beat taurus if they are clueless

>> No.77152152
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THAT THING'S GREEN

>> No.77152167

I like these two an unhealthy amount

>> No.77152171

>>77152090
Dead Space 3

>> No.77152237

I still need to beat elden ring before the dlc, and this is gonna make me want to play through all the souls games...

>> No.77152271

I don't think they'll be able to reach butterfly in under 2 hours

>> No.77152300

Buds... I think they're GIRLS!

>> No.77152333

>>77151828
>>77151841
>>77151857
Last time she mentioned she said she only made it through the tutorial.

>> No.77152357

So, is it just this 2 hour race and that's it? A little disappointing

>> No.77152360

>>77152050
Gura is my wife not my mom

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>>77142446
SNIFFFFF

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Gumba is making me smile again.

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>> No.77152435

>>77152333
I know, which is why I said I wish she beat it.

>> No.77152449
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perfect

>> No.77152488

Blue dabade babudda

>> No.77152592
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It's only been a few minutes and I already love this.

>> No.77152645

>>77152592
same desu

>> No.77152657

FUCK I WANTED A GURA COUNTDOWN

>> No.77152656

>>77152592
same desu

>> No.77152671

Time starto. 2 hours to see if they can beat 3 bosses.

>> No.77152746

Gura has scored her first kill. A truly ruthless shark.

>> No.77152757

>>77152357
Last time Gura put effort to collab streams was Big Brain Games.

>> No.77152764

Gura gonna waste the entire 2 hour watching sceneries and dumpys

>> No.77152790

she can't read...

>> No.77152791

NOOB KINO

>> No.77152804

Surprised they muted. Not really complaining because it means I can watch faunas vod and it won't be at all repetitive, but surprising.

>> No.77152809

>fauna still in hallway
GURA WINNING
GURA WINNING

>> No.77152813

What are the chances any of them beats 3 bosses? I don't play this game

>> No.77152829

this is fucking hilarious already

>> No.77152836

I dont think 2 hours is enough time lel

>> No.77152853

>>77152813
Zero really

>> No.77152867

Fauna ate all her blessings already...

>> No.77152911

>>77152813
Absolutely zero
To do 3 in 2 hours you'd need to be experienced and know the map

>> No.77152941

Gura...

>> No.77152947

Gura two-handing that sword hilt like it's my penis.

>> No.77152980
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>>77152813
extremely small considering she didn't even register how to run after literally reading the tutorial message for it

>> No.77153039

Gura is impressed by the giant dumpy.

>> No.77153066

>accidently using consumables
fugg I just did that in bg3 with a potion of sneed which is one of the only consumables I get mad about accidently wasting

>> No.77153080

Gura sticking it in Asylum demon's butt.

>> No.77153079

oh god they're both going to spend the entire time trying to fight this guy with the broken sword

>> No.77153085

>>77152911
One of them will get passed asylum demon at least.

>> No.77153099

>Do you see the size of this thing
Sorry Gura it'll get bigger just keep jerking it!

>> No.77153138

Pure cinema

>> No.77153172
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dear lord this is painful

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How long until she sees the door?

>> No.77153204

I knew they'd tease the asylum demon...

>> No.77153221

>>77153186
34 minutes.

>> No.77153235

>>77153186
post more forehead cunny

>> No.77153240

Now this is gaming

>> No.77153250

>>77153186
Without backseating it's possible she'll fight this thing for the whole stream.

>> No.77153274

Wouldn't it be funny if she flexed on him with the hilt all the way?

>> No.77153322

>Gura moaning
I hope there's more where that came from

>> No.77153328

>>77153274
Flexing all the way to losing the race

>> No.77153335

Gura is aiming for the hole... She's going to stick her tiny thing right up in there.

>> No.77153341

>Fauna got naked
it's over for gura...

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no way, really Gura?

>> No.77153379

Did she even inflict a single HP in damage to the flying dumpy?

>> No.77153384
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77153384

I knew this would happen.

>> No.77153393

So you're supposed to skip this fight right?

>> No.77153419

>>77153328
don't matter, she will always win the race to my heart

>> No.77153427

>>77153393
yes, the message on the floor literally says RUN!

>> No.77153435

dont you have to ALWAYS backstab enemies in these games to do any dmg whatsoever?

>> No.77153438

>>77153393
Yep
Actual weapon is literally in the next hallway

>> No.77153463

SHE FOUND THE DOOR

>> No.77153492

holy fuck she did it

>> No.77153496

So is there some sort of batsu for the loser of this race?

>> No.77153508

She found the hallway. Now we can progress hopefully.

>> No.77153530

>>77153186
There's a door? When I tried this I just hammered away until I beat him

>> No.77153546

>>77153435
no..?

>> No.77153562

Fauna just called my wife a liar! Fauna hate!

>> No.77153575

I'm late. What are they racing to?

>> No.77153572

>>77152813
probability 0

>> No.77153585
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77153585

I'm so jealous of Fauna...

>> No.77153596

Please let her miss the sword

>> No.77153598

>>77153435
huh, no? it just more damage, but you can easily beat the game without ever backstabbing

>> No.77153627

>>77153575
Three kills or two hours, check Fauna's stream for the three.

>> No.77153636
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77153636

Gura's a real fuckin' gamer

>> No.77153650

I remember trying DS3, getting stuck on the tutorial boss, and giving up.

>> No.77153652

>>77153585
Yeah, imagine having access to the shark whenever you want, must be nice

>> No.77153679

god they're so retarded
and cute
I love cute girls bros

>> No.77153681

>>77153496
Raw sex with one us.

>> No.77153717

>>77153546
>>77153598
oh ok, I remember doing fuck all when I hit bosses from the front, but taking like a fourth of their health with backstabs

>> No.77153718

>>77153650
DS3? Does that even exist? I thought Nintendo stopped doing them after DS Lite?

>> No.77153722

This is much funnier if you have fauna's stream muted.

>> No.77153727

Gura ascended to Dark Souls god already. Looks like Fauna figured out what she was suppose to do.

>> No.77153739

>>77153627
Gura killed one zombie so far, right? So just two more kills.

>> No.77153751

>>77153717
ah, you were probably using a dagger

>> No.77153753

Oh nice Fauna finally realized it too

>> No.77153775

>>77153717
Then you were playing some weird game that wasn't dark souls, anon, because nothing works like that

>> No.77153786

i mainly browse /a/ /v/ and /g/.

>> No.77153796

I am starting to think Gura is a bit dum

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>>77153679

>> No.77153828
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>>77153652
>>77153585
must you make me gosling now?

>> No.77153835

>>77153739
I forgot the word boss, so boss kills

>> No.77153874

BALL

>> No.77153878

>>77153718
Fine. Dark Souls(tm) III.

>> No.77153882

really screamed when that boulder came for her.

>> No.77153884

>>77153585
>>77153652
I wonder how often they talk, either text or voice.

>> No.77153921

GURA FARTED
>GURA FARTED
GURA FARTED
>GURA FARTED

>> No.77153962

>>77153921
Proof?

>> No.77153975

>>77153921
She snorted actually it was super cute

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>> No.77154012

>>77153921
check the boulder scene again when you can

>> No.77154014

Fauna got the ball too...

>> No.77154071

Wait can you permanently miss the estus flask?

>> No.77154085

Gura = Daughter
Fauna = Wife
Step-sister = ????

>> No.77154117

>>77154085
Also Gura

>> No.77154121

actually shocking how close they are right now

>> No.77154149

>>77154071
yeah but you have to try really hard

>> No.77154193
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synchronized

>> No.77154201

>>77153921
i came as soon as i realized what i heard despite being soft. it was an incredible moment

>> No.77154223

i was busy getting bowling alley pizza, how is the race so far?

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77154232

my wife

>> No.77154260

>>77153796
>starting

>> No.77154261

>>77154201
You need to get your ears checked.

>> No.77154268

>people bitching about spoilers in chat when she'll never play it again

>> No.77154275

>>77154223
full retard kino already

>> No.77154276

>>77154223
wild

>> No.77154284
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Holy shit I love this

>> No.77154323

>>77154193
Sad that you can see the difference in the amount of effort between the 2:

Gura: Ugly shitty default font timer in the bottom
Fauna: Nice font that matches DS style, a description of what to do and what to kill

>> No.77154327

Gura figured out the d-pad inventory.

>> No.77154374

>>77153796
>a bit

>> No.77154407

>>77154323
Gura's is better

>> No.77154434

>>77154323
Autism vs anxiety

>> No.77154502

>>77154323
bag

>> No.77154541

Based shark

>> No.77154543

PARRY

>> No.77154553

gura actually parried

>> No.77154599

Gura doesn't understand the healing...

>> No.77154602

Place bets, will she miss the plunge?

>> No.77154620

I knew that would happen kek

>> No.77154626

>>77153186
Artist?

>> No.77154629

KEK

>> No.77154649

AS EXPECTED

>> No.77154654

every single time

>> No.77154655
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77154655

That's the Gura we know and love

>> No.77154666

Gura freezes up and doesn't do plunging attack. Gura...

>> No.77154680

>>77154602
Well, she didn't miss it.

>> No.77154693

Gura's angry sighs are hot

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>>77154323
Please don't falseflag shitpost using my wife.

>> No.77154724

These retards are gonna spend the whole 2 hours in a fucking tutorial.

>> No.77154739

>>77154693
I wish she'd make those angry sighs when I tickle her feet endlessly

>> No.77154760

fauna too lmao

>> No.77154793

yep, she missed it

>> No.77154838

>fat rolling and not healing
I love my sharkwife...

>> No.77154864

Is Gura a little, you know....

>> No.77154884

this game seems kinda ass

>> No.77154889

>>77154680
the demon plunged her instead

>> No.77154907

>>77154739
I may just end up watching the vod.
As much as I love them I got shit I wanna do.

>> No.77154921
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>>77154864
yep

>> No.77154928

And here is where Gura has problems. Putting all those separate actions together to fight because she's taking too long to act.

>> No.77154943

Bros, shes never beating the first boss. I know smoothies that got filtered by him and are not as bad as goob.

>> No.77154979

>>77154626
Not sure, found it on #gawrt
https://twitter.com/c0521160631

If anybody knows, please say

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>>77154864
bride of mine? yes

>> No.77154999

dork

>> No.77155000

>>77154884
It's unironically one of the greatest games ever made that spawned a million spinoffs and its own genre
She's playing it very wrong and stupidly

>> No.77155007

gura confirmed for greek. she said it the greek way, instead of the normal way.

>> No.77155055

>>77155007
Gura said Serb-erus which means she's Serbian

>> No.77155089

>>77155007
huh?

>> No.77155099

>>77155055
nah she said carebus first with the hard C

>> No.77155104

She is playing this like MH. It won't end well.

>> No.77155110

>>77155000
she's playing it correctly you autist

>> No.77155122

She just tried to parry his giant ass

>> No.77155130

>>77154884
It takes a while for it to click especially if you're not familiar with Fromsoft games. It's so slow compared to other games. I played Bayonetta 2, and then tried this and it felt like I was moving in slow motion.

>> No.77155132

>>77155000
your opinion seems kinda ass

>> No.77155148

>>77155055
I hate erebus.

>> No.77155157

lmao I don't know if I've seen anyone as bad fighting Assylum Demon as these two

>> No.77155167

>>77155055
Gura is Gavrilo Princip confirmed

>> No.77155191

>>77155000
>She's playing it very wrong and stupidly
fuck you mean "wrong"?
this is the standard experience for DS1 as your first tittle

>> No.77155207

>>77155089
hard c. the soft c was added by the romans or the anglos or some shit

>> No.77155211

this doesnt bode well

>> No.77155228

>>77155110
>>77155132
If you think dark souls is ass your opinion is discarded into the tranny pile
Dilate fags

>> No.77155242

>>77155148
yeah, fuck erebussy, he literally ruined everything

>> No.77155266

Who's winning?

>> No.77155283

>>77155228
people like you are why this game is ass and was never fixed

>> No.77155294
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huhaha

>> No.77155293

>>77155266
The audience

>> No.77155299
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I totally expected this, I love this so much.
I feel like the goals will change throughout this stream.

>> No.77155300

>>77155266
The tutorial boss

>> No.77155318

Gura asks you to take off your pants.

>> No.77155321

Gura is taking off her pants for me!!!

>> No.77155336

>>77155266
asylum demon

>> No.77155335

>>77155266
I am

>> No.77155338 [DELETED] 

>>77155283
Nothing to fix, triplenigger
Perfect game

>> No.77155361

>>77155266
me

>> No.77155439

LETS GO GOOB FUCK HIM UP

>> No.77155444

>Fauna takes off her shirt
>Gura takes off her pants

>> No.77155460

She finally remembered to plunging attack.

>> No.77155476

They are learning.

>> No.77155493

did she forget how to roll?

>> No.77155498

I love these idiots

>> No.77155505

>>77155283
>>77155338
It was fixed actually. Tards. Look up the changes from 1.0.

>> No.77155515

>30 minutes
>still on asylum demon

>> No.77155537

This is like watching two learning machine models

>> No.77155538

>>77155444
Would you expect anything less? Our shark hates pants and faunas milkers must get hot

>> No.77155570

I don''''''''''t like how she self-censor her gamer words, we have lost about 30 so far to the abyss

>> No.77155643

THEY DID IT

>> No.77155651

Fauna beat it first and Gura soon after.

>> No.77155658

ohhhhhhh she beat it!!!

>> No.77155661

And done.

>> No.77155663

LETS GO

>> No.77155681

>>77155537
And they're weirdly in sync

>> No.77155695

So does that mean just two more bosses?

>> No.77155707

Ye of little faith. I can't believe any of you thought our gura wouldn't at least beat the first boss

>> No.77155735

SHE REMEMBERS HOW TO ATTACK FINALLY

>> No.77155749

>>77155707
did anyone say that?

>> No.77155754

30 min per boss, she can do it!

>> No.77155760

>>77155695
Technically, but it will take the rest of the time limit just to get to the next boss

>> No.77155770

>>77155695
yea but if it took them 30 minutes to kill asylum demon, they are not killing gargoyles anytime soon

>> No.77155789
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I love her so much. The real Dork Souls starts here!

>> No.77155814

>>77155707
POST THE APOLOGY FORM
MAKE THEM REPENT

>> No.77155857

mm, sweaty shark

>> No.77155861

Fauna has an odd race strategy of just fuckin' standing there

>> No.77155871

>Fauna lost time by being a dork
kek

>> No.77155873

Watching a cutsceene during a race, smort

>> No.77155878

[Gura News] She's sweating.

>> No.77155892

I bet gura goes to the graveyard

>> No.77155908

2 hours are not enough I hope they play longer

>> No.77155933

>>77155892
Please no

>> No.77155953
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My anxious daughterwife sweats so much

>> No.77155961

They are so synced kek

>> No.77155970

Fauna skipped the cutscene....

>> No.77155986

Man this is kino.

>> No.77155984

Gura learned her lesson from Elden Ring. She will not hit him.

>> No.77155997

>>77155878
Least pungent body-fluid, come back with some actual news

>> No.77156003

>>77155749
Look up. Many posts saying they won't be beating a single boss

>> No.77156028

>both reached firelink at the exact same time

>> No.77156046
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77156046

>look up my souls achievement list
>realize i have nothing on ds1
>remember i did it on console not on steam
>an account i no longer have
fuckfuckfuck MY CHEEVOS

>> No.77156057

maidenless

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>> No.77156143

>>77155908
I really want there to be a part 2, This was instant kino.

>> No.77156161

>>77155789
It's honestly problematic. I'll be on a date with a real girl that's perfectly good but she's no gura.

>> No.77156183

>>77156003
People are talking about after the tutorial zone, anon
Most people don't even consider what they just did a real boss when talking about the scope of the game

>> No.77156197

>>77156091
this child...

>> No.77156232

SO many cute noises this stream

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>>77155908
>>77156143
same desu It's painful, but a good pain

>> No.77156296

kek fauna, that's too accurate

>> No.77156295

Gura finding treasure chest and morning star. Fauna had a dream talking to NPCs and chat complaining that this is a speedrun and doing it wrong. It's pretty accurate.

>> No.77156309

she's at the graveyard...

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>>77156091
Fauna's

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77156334

yep, straight to the graveyard

>> No.77156340

Welp, there goes the race

>> No.77156348

>going to catacombs
oh boy she's gonna get mad if she doesn't turn around soon LMAO
Gonna get bodied

>> No.77156355

Does anyone have an issue where half your chats don't go through?

>> No.77156357

We are fucked

>> No.77156364

Here we go, lads
The Graveyard test

>> No.77156390

>>77156183
It's on the list. They have 90 min to do the next one. I bet one of them will do it, only took 30ish min for this first one. I'd say that's fairly standard time for a fresh player. Also, moving the goalpost

>> No.77156397

These girls are so synced I wonder if their periods start at the same minute

>> No.77156400

>zweihander
its time

>> No.77156401

That's a soundpost

>> No.77156415

>she found the zwei
that's it shark won

>> No.77156437

I wasn't looking, did anyone pick up the zwei?

>> No.77156456

or not kek

>> No.77156469

Get boned idiot

>> No.77156470

>>77156390
Anon I'm explaining to you how people view the game that you never played, I don't give a shit about the list
If you want to plug your ears and complain about your made-up narrative don't let me stop you

>> No.77156513

And she got ganged by skeletons. Gura also forgetting that she's in a race.

>> No.77156532

like a retard swinging around a wet mop

>> No.77156562

>>77156437
My wife did

>> No.77156636

>3 damage
>oh did that just one hit him?

>> No.77156697

Two skeletons? That's like a boss battle, does it count?

>> No.77156726

she just... keeps going in circles...

>> No.77156734

She still hasn't found the way to the burg...

>> No.77156753

>>77156470
I have played the game, I didn't finish it but I've played all the souls-borne games except 2 and 3 to beyond halfway at least. I'd say it still counts and I stand by my statement that one of them will beat another

>> No.77156759

>>77156562
which one

>> No.77156766

>>77156726
accurate soulslike gameplay

>> No.77156777

Gura still not figuring out to go the other way.

>> No.77156796

gura dot dot dot

>> No.77156821
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I don't know what it is about watching cute dumb girls play games like this. It brings out something within me.

>> No.77156841
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>>77156759
The stinky blue one.

>> No.77156866

fucking deadbeats

>> No.77156896

it's over
Fauna wins

>> No.77156914

Gura finally found the other route.

>> No.77156934

>>77156821
Cute girls are perfect, gods magnum opus, only thing missing is a big juicy dick

>> No.77156971

>>77156934
yeah mine

>> No.77157026

One of them will end 2/3 and the other one will struggle with the boss and not win

>> No.77157040

DS1 ragdolls, my beloved.

>> No.77157077

>>77156896
yeah, her chat told her where to go

>> No.77157103

Gura said "Rodent of Unusual Size". We are making some progress.

>> No.77157145

I'm your hoooooost Killeeeeeeer keemstaaaaaaaar

>> No.77157158

She is becoming more and more child-like for every stream, her mental age is regressing quickly, she will be at the mental stage of kinder-garden within 6 months

>> No.77157181

Bets on whether she'll find out how to block?

>> No.77157209

>>77157158
T u T

>> No.77157233

>>77156934
I don't get why people don't like dumb girls. My friends are always surprised I like them because stupid frustrates me but when they're girls it's completely different

>> No.77157271

why does she keep using heavy attacks this retarded child

>> No.77157354

Gura and Fauna both sweating. THEY ARE.

>> No.77157355

Gooba ded

>> No.77157360

sweaty gura...
sweaty fauna...

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77157372

I like it when these two dorks try to trash talk each other

>> No.77157375

I want those sweaty controller hands on my dick

>> No.77157381

>both of them sweating
jesus..

>> No.77157425

She absolutely went off that edge on purpose

>> No.77157462
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77157462

Gura has been chatting with Fauna longer than playing.

>> No.77157460

Is this how Mormons and such feel all the time when their multiple wives get along well?

>> No.77157473

how long until both of them are sweaty enough for dark souls?

>> No.77157514

>>77157381
I want to put them both in a room and make their sweaty bodies slide upon eachother

>> No.77157553

I think they should sweat on each other and kiss

>> No.77157594

Gura finally understands the difference between R1 and R2 attacks.

>> No.77157618

>>77157425
Anon discovers fanservice

>> No.77157652

Gura no one uses lock on in dark souls 1....

>> No.77157655

SHE DID IT

>> No.77157697

Gura is going to become a parry god.

>> No.77157712

>>77157425
>>77157618
Not true, don't besmirch Gura's honor by saying she would play badly on purpose.

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>>77157460
For me it feels like my daughter is getting along with her friends and it fills with me with a weird sense of pride.

>> No.77157717

>>77157652
Huh? I always do and most of the streamers I've watched do

>> No.77157768

Gura wants to ride a dragon

>> No.77157770

>>77157712
Anon.. that's basically her entire shtick

>> No.77157773

you can ride me, Gura, I'll be your dragon...

>> No.77157802

Gura wants to ride the big dragon.

>> No.77157813

>>77157770
He thinks she's merely pretending...

>> No.77157814

Gura's moans are making me horny

>> No.77157847
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>>77157768
I do too.

>> No.77157874

Shame there's no death counter to decide the winner after they never reach the second boss.

>> No.77157912

Wooden Shield

>> No.77157946

Gura found the bonfire.

>> No.77157976

>>77157874
let's be honest
they both lose

>> No.77157982

What is it with noob players and never clearing the weapon pick ups?

>> No.77158004
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If she would only take 30 seconds to see what the buttons on the controller did it might be a little easier, doesn't everyone else do this when starting a game with unfamiliar controls?

>> No.77158024

REPOSTE

>> No.77158040

SHE's GAMING

>> No.77158065

>>77158004
No. That's why the game has tutorial popups.

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>Parries jumping attacks
>Can't hold up a shield to save her life
I fucking love Gombus

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>> No.77158133

SHES LEARNING

>> No.77158158

I wish she would give Sekiro a try on stream.

>> No.77158164

yes, I cum to you often

>> No.77158194

Gura...your choice of words...

>> No.77158218

>>77158158
if she has fun with this it's not impossible.

>> No.77158233

I wonder if gura will get stuck on the black knight

>> No.77158253

No bumper run

>> No.77158291

Will she encounter the black knight?

>> No.77158294

Fauna already found Taurus, it's over

>> No.77158322

wow, she's actually good at parrying

>> No.77158323

Gura should abuse the backstabs more

>> No.77158347

does fauna parry as much as gura?

>> No.77158372

KEK

>> No.77158378

Gura got hit by the flaming barrel.

>> No.77158384

>>77158118
why does my sound player keep breaking

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I just realized that Gura have access to Gura cunny 24/7, it's unfair

>> No.77158508

>>77158294
Is that a boss?

>> No.77158525

Gura found the Taurus Demon. 1 Estus flask and a dream.

>> No.77158538

and now begins the grind

>> No.77158546

>>77158508
It's the same boss Gura is fighting

>> No.77158575

ded sharg

>> No.77158602

>>77158546
So if Gura can beat this in an hour then she can tie with Fauna.

>> No.77158616

I guess they muted the music

>> No.77158621

>fauna kindled to get 10 flasks
its over

>> No.77158623

>>77158508
yes, the target bosses are listed on fauna's screen

>> No.77158648

>Fauna found kindling
IT'S SO OWARI

>> No.77158665

I wish I was that controller

>> No.77158677
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How long until she finds the ladder, and remembers plunging attacks.

>> No.77158679

She just took a massive bong-hit, did you guys hear? Her voice become echo-y because she talked while looking down the barrel

>> No.77158742

Going human makes you do more damage? I didn't know this...

>> No.77158777

>>77158679
That bong? Me.

>> No.77158800

>>77158679
that was her taking a drink dumbass

>> No.77158842

>>77158742
No, but you can get more estus flasks if you rekindle the bonfire, and you need to be human to do that

>> No.77158862

>replying to bait this obvious
chumbies...

>> No.77158883

Imagine if gura gets the black knight sword.

>> No.77158888

>Gura squeezing the ever-loving crap out of your hand as she births your child (it does no damage).

>> No.77158899

Gura forgetting that this is a race. Fighting every enemy in the way.

>> No.77158913

>>77158677
Probably never for the plunging attack. I think there's a chance she takes out the archers, but I never knew you could plunging attack Taurus until like my 3rd playthrough...

>> No.77158933

>>77158899
You were saying?

>> No.77158938

>>77158899
You were saying?

>> No.77158968

>>77158800
>>77158679
Actually she was shooting up some heroin

>> No.77158976

>>77158933
>>77158938
now kith

>> No.77158978

Gwumbo can win

>> No.77158998

Shes learning!

>> No.77159004

SHE FOUND THE LADDER AND SHE REMEMBERS HOW TO PLUNGE

>> No.77159011

oh wow, she figured it out. she's smarter than me...

>> No.77159013

>>77158677
HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.77159027

She's beginning to believe

>> No.77159062

Gura has learned to run away from enemies and now has learned the strategy for Taurus rat man. She's slowly becoming a dark souls pro.

>> No.77159094

>>77158322
To be fair, DS1 has easiest parries in the dark souls series

>> No.77159108

She fucking loves being chased

>> No.77159145

>>77159108
Yeah by me

>> No.77159172

>she found the cheese
based

>> No.77159176

>>77159108
I wish I could fulfill her fantasy

>> No.77159205

Cant wait for her to fall off the edge after a drop attack

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I AM KNEELING

>> No.77159257

Damn, she got the strat down though

>> No.77159259

I like that gura doesn't heal

>> No.77159286

kek Fauna

>> No.77159358

>wait dont cum yet

>> No.77159361

I was right that she'd be pretty good at these games if she actually paid attention and learned the mechanics

>> No.77159364

>don't cum yet

>> No.77159414

LMAO

>> No.77159422

KEK

>> No.77159424

what the fuck I didn't know he can jump up there lmao

>> No.77159491

She got sent flying by rat man. She's having fun in a souls game because she can see an end in site. Elden Ring too daunting for her.

>> No.77159503

>>77158742
It doesn't it ONLY opens you up to online and gives you ability to kindle.
However, the higher your number in the top corner (soft humanity) the more defense you have (up to 10), and makes a big difference at early levels

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>> No.77159537

she fears the cum

>> No.77159557

>having fun because can see an end in sight
I stopped playing elden ring at first because there so much to do I didn't know how to progress. I started playing again recently and im having fun with it, but I totally get where Gura is coming from.

>> No.77159574

fauna found the ladder too

>> No.77159576

>>77159013
You people keep doubting my wife, but she's always learning. She's got this, she only has trouble following up on the attack that's all.

>> No.77159595

>She doesn't realize she's having fun because she doesn't realize that Elden Ring is not fun.

>> No.77159619

SOUNDPOST THAAT

>> No.77159634

Gura deserves punishment

>> No.77159644

GOOD LORD

>> No.77159649

>I deserve punishment
need a soundpost of that

>> No.77159660

>Gura's having fun cuz she never has to play again after 45 more minutes.

>> No.77159667

Gura right underneath my groin...

>> No.77159676

>>77159523
>not clipping into Sen's funhouse yet
ngmi

>> No.77159681

No chance of Shadow of the Nerdtree playthrough then bois?

>> No.77159693

"I'm going to go underneath your groin. You won't even feel me." Stop, Gura. And she died to rat man again. She's got the strat. Now she needs to aim it right.

>> No.77159748

>>77159676
I'm a casual I've only played 180 hours.

>> No.77159755

>>77159557
Yeah, I can get that. But as someone who's played every souls game that's actually what I liked about it the most during my first playthrough. It just kept going and going. I was in awe at the scale of the game and how the map just kept getting bigger.

>> No.77159781

>>77159681
she hates elden ring of course not

>> No.77159798

>>77159681
she didn't even get into the first area of the main game...

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Gura will win first! I belieb!

>> No.77159828

so wait, she only has to plunge attack it like three times to kill it? i guess she might not beat it in time.

>> No.77159881

>>77159828
She already came close
She can easily kill it in 45 minutes

>> No.77159942

>>77159681
Probably not, but I think there's actually a chance of her trying Elden Ring again after this

>> No.77160042

She keeps missing...

>> No.77160069

>Gura using a battle axe against the Taurus demon using a demon axe
kino

>> No.77160075

I'm thinking this race ends in a tie

>> No.77160104

Please be a part 2...

>> No.77160116

>>77159942
Sekiro feels more likely to me, but that's mainly because she likes to parry.

>> No.77160118

Guys...she's having fun, she's having fun!

>> No.77160176

>>77159881
i think she's too bored now.

>> No.77160184

>>77160104
anon...

>> No.77160185

>>77160104
fauna is never touching souls shit again lol

>> No.77160195

Imagine sitting in a sofa with your arm around Gooba while watching her failing at vidya-games <3

>> No.77160208

>>77160104
There will never be a solo stream, and even if gura is having fun, fauna has been complaining on full-tilt for the last half hour. Basically says she hates the game

>> No.77160277

speaking of plunge attacks, I hate that they aren't really a thing in Elden Ring other than that one weird head tank enemy that it's nearly impossible to pull off on

>> No.77160280

>>77160104
This will be the last time any of these two will play a souls game

>> No.77160312

Fauna's almost doing it...

>> No.77160318

>>77160195
I CRAVE

>> No.77160365

>>77160195
imagine how sticky with sweat she'd be

>> No.77160389

>>77160312
Fauna...

>> No.77160416

I want to rub my penis on her forehead

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>>77160195
this, but in my lap

>> No.77160467

>>77160312
>fell off
faufau...

>> No.77160486

She's learning how to jump, she's getting serious...

>> No.77160508

gura said shes having fun...

>> No.77160553

OH

>> No.77160558

Gura got Taurus Demon to third of health. She's going to do it!

>> No.77160565

there's a soundpost

>> No.77160573

>Nice crotch
She's talking to me btw

>> No.77160576

Gura thinks my crotch is nice!

>> No.77160624

SO CLOSE

>> No.77160629

>>77160558
Fauna got him to 10%

>> No.77160638

>>77160558
kek no

>> No.77160654

>gets stuck under his crotch
Yeah, mine.

>> No.77160659

camera is always the hardest boss

>> No.77160660

She got two hits in, just needed one more but got distracted by his crotch.

>> No.77160688

>nice crotch
>why is it so big?!
these soundclips...

>> No.77160729

bros gura is so cute. I wish I was her bf. I'd beat the tough bosses for her and then shoot ropes in her

>> No.77160746

God I love her, so how's Funyun doing?

>> No.77160745

Well, nevermind. She'll get it next time. Also, clean up Gura's desktop. It's so messy.

>> No.77160772

gura goes for cheese strat while fauna actually gits gud fighting normally.

>> No.77160776

fauna sweep

>> No.77160783

oh but I do, Gura

>> No.77160790

>>77160746
About to beat the boss.

>> No.77160815

>>77160729
I want to pump her full of cum while she struggles with the gargoyles.

>> No.77160863

Fauna did it...

>> No.77160912

SHE DID IT
(fauna)

>> No.77160914

>>77160772
fauna just beat the boss.

>> No.77160932

Gura...

>> No.77160947

she's throwing...

>> No.77160951

she's so dumb

>> No.77160968

Fauna beats the boss and Gura dives right off the edge. Kino.

>> No.77160976

I guess Fauna did it. Gura just leaps off the edge.

>> No.77160982

she is so fucking stupid

>> No.77160991

Nyo... My wife...

>> No.77160993

>>77160729
same desu

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>Nice crotch
>I'm going to go underneath your groin. You won't even feel me.
>I deserve punishment
>wait don't come yet

>> No.77161040

I love this

>> No.77161054

>>77161011
yeah, this stream is a soundpost goldmine

>> No.77161074

DON'T GIVE UP ON HER, STINKIES!!!

>> No.77161089

kek she read chat and she's panicking

>> No.77161118

>>77161074
I'd never

>> No.77161163

gooba...

>> No.77161164

Gura...

>> No.77161177

dumb retard

>> No.77161189

There's just no way.

>> No.77161193

And then Gura kills herself with no help from the Taurus demon. What was that?

>> No.77161194

Fucking kek

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god I love her

>> No.77161207

SHE'S SO DUMB

>> No.77161211

she's doing this on purpose

>> No.77161212

Gura should've had him

>> No.77161217

gura... please...

>> No.77161233

I had forgotten Gura is nauseatingly bad at video games

>> No.77161237

goomba rolled off the bridge again....

>> No.77161243

She's just the best bros

>> No.77161241

I feel like gooba should just fight it on the ground

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Holy shit Goob is special

>> No.77161269

she keeps getting bored and jumping off the ledge after getting one hit in.

>> No.77161273

gravity is the dark souls of physical forces

>> No.77161304

i will lick her moist back

>> No.77161327

Gura's moist back...

>> No.77161330

Gura's back is moist. She's really sweaty now.

>> No.77161334

Sweaty shark...

>> No.77161338

>SWEATY BACK
PERO PERO PERO LICKKKKKKK

>> No.77161341

Gura so fat she sweats

>> No.77161347

She's sorta maybe getting better, but also not...

>> No.77161360

She's moist...

>> No.77161381

I want to lick every drop of her moist back

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Gura confirmed fat-fingers

>> No.77161450

>>77161386
She's been eating too much instead of streaming

>> No.77161483

Only fat people sweat while sitting still

>> No.77161506

SHE DID IT

>> No.77161519

SHE FUCKING DID IT

>> No.77161525

LETS GO!!!

>> No.77161544

Gura beat Taurus demon! One more boss to go!

>> No.77161543

so fauna has just been attacking the dick?

>> No.77161548

I don't think Fauna realizes that when Gura says she's sweating, she's sweating for real.

>> No.77161556

holy crap they both did it

>> No.77161591

they really do sync lol

>> No.77161600

>>77161450
uuuuu chubby petite girl

>> No.77161632

I fucking love this so much

>> No.77161641

So it's a tie if no one kills the 3rd boss, right?

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It's perfect

>> No.77161656

>>77161543
She got up in the crotch and set up base there

>> No.77161669

>the next boss
WAT

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>>77161543
yeah, mine

>> No.77161731

>>77161543
What a bitch, who hits people in the dick?

>> No.77161757

why did gura name herself after doing cunnilingus on fauna

>> No.77161782

>>77161692
Doxxing IRL photos are not allowed here

>> No.77161818

I feel like gura could've made it through there

>> No.77161826

>>77161757
you just know

>> No.77161828

>hey, is this oil on the ground?

>> No.77161832

And she got burnt by the dragon. Can she make it to the next boss?

>> No.77161836

>>77161757
She likes to brag

>> No.77161843

she had it, but ran past the fucking stairs...

>> No.77161878

I used to cap myself at Soul Level 14 so I could invade New Game+ people and kill them.

>> No.77161910

>didn't notice the stairs to the shortcut
>ran anyway and died because the item distracted her
10/10 stream

>> No.77161926

Red dragon makes her hungry fro twizzlers? Weird Gura.

>> No.77161985

SHE NOTICED

>> No.77162014

gura want nipple on dragon

>> No.77162036

Gura doesn't read when it tells her she doesn't have enough str to use that weapon properly...

>> No.77162048

Gura sees everything as food... My fat woife...

>> No.77162065

Gura so fat she thinks of candy when she sees a fucking dragon

>> No.77162075

Spear Hollow kino incoming

>> No.77162080

Gura is worse at fighting but better at finding shit

>> No.77162108

>>77161910
SHE FOUND IT
meanwhile fauna didn't...

>> No.77162130

>gets the shortcut
>knows immediately where she is
yep shes the best

>> No.77162135

Gura's winning right now, so proud of her

>> No.77162151

Possible overtime if they tie at 3 bosses.

>> No.77162236

>>77162151
Is that what Fauna said?

>> No.77162256

>>77162151
they won't reach the third bosses in time

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Gura's learning, it's over for Fauna...

>> No.77162326

DS have no satisfying "hits", when looking at the fight i have no idea if the hit landed or not, same with parry, game give no fucking rewarding feedback

>> No.77162350

That little "thank you" was really cute.

>> No.77162355

Oh she liked that

>> No.77162412
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Chances of a good elden ring sale? I don't really want to shell out the mucho bucks for it

>> No.77162472

>>77162326
If you think this is bad then never look at DS2.
I think 3 and ER did a better job on that though.

>> No.77162481

>>77162326
That's why the later games have way more blood come out

>> No.77162493

So what's the score?
I don't see a lot of gura ass in this thread

>> No.77162498

>>77162326
you have the sound cue and the damage number

>> No.77162500

>>77162080
You were saying

>> No.77162505

>>77162326
Apart from the enemy being knocked back, blood spewing from them and a damage counter?

>> No.77162546

>>77162412
i've seen it go on sale over and over the past year.

>> No.77162548

>>77162326
nah it's fine. normal people have ears

>> No.77162569

>>77162412
Idk, but steam summer sale is around the corner

>> No.77162595

I've fell off the side fighting those rat bastards.

>> No.77162627

>>77162412
resellers or wait for steam to do its thing

>> No.77162643

>>77162326
are you legally deaf by any chance chumbud

>> No.77162648

does she just have a million timers on her phone on?

>> No.77162662

>>77162500
I think Fauna still hasn't found the shortcut

>> No.77162694

>>77162500
?

>> No.77162707

>>77162412
There were two sales last year, I'd expect them to put it on sale when the DLC comes out in 3 weeks too

>> No.77162772

>>77162662
Nope shes too tilted

>> No.77162773

>>77162500
fauna hasn't even found the bonfire yet

>> No.77162801

>>77162412
it's on sale at fanatical right now. there probably won't be a better sale.

>> No.77162834

Holy kek

>> No.77162849

baited

>> No.77162865

I'm laughing at how gura ran in a zigzag pattern to avoid the arrows.

>> No.77162950

Those stabby guys have gotten more times than I'm willing to admit.

>> No.77162964

Finally took off shield so she's not heavy. The rats got her though.

>> No.77162981

the rrats got her, it's over

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