/vag/ - VAllure General

[Anonymous No.]

Holding out Edition
Just a bit longer, they all believe in you anon

[Trailer]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SROxvHL_VrY

[Gen 1: Indulge]
▶ Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess
>Links: https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1791938353182454001
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW
>Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlpyN3kB_X0
▶ Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear
>Links: https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1791936481902133333
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/IceySnowNSFW
>Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7mptfQbm0E
▶ Immy Bisou - Little Sis
>Links: https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1792283859628798027
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW
>Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgWtYKe15Jg
▶ Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere
>Links: https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1791955518627438592
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ModisteNSFW
>Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcIzO9hsdwI
▶ Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress
>Links: https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1791928658283630863
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ShibiNSFW
>Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R6srkqpW88
▶ Stronny Cuttles - It's Nice to be Back
>Links: https://x.com/StronnyCuttles/status/1791948623217102910
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/StronnyNSFW
>Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKAkJYvLlk

[VAllure Official Links]
>Website: https://www.vallure-agency.com/
>Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@VAllure
>Twitter: https://x.com/VAllureOfficial
>Notification ONLY Discord: discord.gg/zPCvmm84BV

[FAQ for Tourists]
▶ What is VAllure?
>The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.
▶ Where will the content be?
>YouTube - Most likely kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.
>Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.
>fansly - allowed but not encouraged. None yet.
▶ Will they masturbate on stream?
>It's up to girls how degenerate they want to be while skirting TOS. Don't expect it yet though.
▶ Is this the green lady corpo?
>Yes, listen to the trailer.
▶ Do we know who joined?
>Yes, but we don't wish to discuss past lives here. If you really want to know, look in the archive.
▶ Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?
>Yes, all of them, with me.


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[Anonymous No.]

>>77010055
>another NTR general
how many do we really need

[Anonymous No.]

Stay strong anon

[Anonymous No.]

How parasocial can I be with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010194
not again icey...

[Anonymous No.]

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid I'm gonna cum in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

I pray every night for this corpo to succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://x.com/cozy_chu/status/1796383103587639661

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010358
wow, he stole that anon's ritual post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010605
its fine, the other anon stole it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010055
jesus christ look at that hambeast on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010605
Hey! I was the one who posted it originally...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010605
It’s fine. As long as it’s getting posted. If he takes a day off I’ll pick up the slack and vice versa.
Although I do hope a better picture comes along to fit the vibe

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010055
wow you guys even have a bootleg bunny_gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010810
yeah isnt it great

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010566
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010974
Maybe this?

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MUMMEH AND HER DAUGHTERS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77011666
oh hey I was gonna convert this earlier
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010370
I want them to be gods for the content enjoyers, GFE enjoyers and coomer enjoyers but dont want them to trip over their own feet getting all 3 but want to stream as themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw don't have anything to tribute them on since you only have one phone and your tablet took a water bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>77011666
did I miss a post? whats the sauce for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>77011918
Just use your phone anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012008
https://twitter.com/VAllureOfficial/status/1795885091576815841

[Anonymous No.]

Did any of the girls say anything about smell fetishes or cocksniffing? I fear I have been conditioned to get erect when I hear a girl's voice say "stinky cock"

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012058
but then how do I take a picture of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012157
Take a video of you ejaculating

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010566
I want to jokingly use this when someone asks "So what do you like to do in your free time" and whip this out while saying "I jerk off to these whores" with no context. I fear being ostracized by everyone for thinking I get off to animals or inanimate objects but my autistic desire to make a shitty inside joke feels slightly higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>77011647
It is cute. Also this one? There isn’t too much art out right now

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been able to stop thinking about Madam Shibi since her full design has been revealed. She's absolutely perfect to me. I can't stop listening to her mantra right in my ears, over and over and over. I must have repeated it at least 500 times now. I downloaded it, converted it to mp3, and put it on my phone to listen to. I can't wait until her debut. Usually I coom once or twice a week, but I'm saving up for my mistress to give her a warm welcome. I've printed out and laminated a picture of her and can't wait to cover it with my piggy juices. She's so fucking sexy. I love her. She's everything to me already. God.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive edged so much, my precum used to be sticky and tacky, now it's just liquid

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012142
My guess is that Immy is into it as long as it's the cock of someone she loves.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahhhh I want to spend time with Immy. I want to listen to her yap about her special interests and then give her a smooch whenever I think she's being really cute.
I want to fuck her brains out until my cock is drenched and she goes limp from exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012997
>as long as it belongs to someone she loves
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012142
Mercy said she didn't shower often. And mummeh knows anons here have been writing up smell fetish scenarios of her.
Cocksmelling/the girls being in love with your scent, I dunno though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012142
>>77013250
stinky kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

>>77013250
This but with immy.

[Anonymous No.]

hope our girls cum hard for us tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I dont know how it happened but the word "stinky" has become s trigger for me and i NEED scent play audios from them I NEED EM BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>77015124
same
I did have my ex clean my dirty cock once and when she said "it stiiinks ~" it permanently changed something in my brain chemistry, the rest was stuff like sugarcube audios

[Anonymous No.]

>>77015124
>>77015644
naaah yall need jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>77015124
>>77015644
It does something very powerful to a man to have someone clean and play with his penis even if it's dirty to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>i suppose its fair if you call me a hex maniac
Why do i laugh so hard at this phrase
why is this so funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

GIRL SMELL SNIFFA
AFTER A LONG “WORK” DAY, MADAM SHIBI STOMPING UP TO YOU WITH HER HEELS AND THEN SHE MAKES YOU TAKE OFF EVERY PEICE OF HER CLOTHING OF HERS ONE AT A TIME, THEYRE HOT AND DAMP WITH HER SCENT SOAKED INTO THEM, HER SKIN GLISTENS WITH SWEAT AND SHE EXUDES A PUGNET ODOR THAT IS ALL YOURS TO SAVOR, ALL AT THE REQUEST OF THE MISSTRESS HERSELF
“Lick it clean, mop~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>77016211
Sorry I don’t know what came over me I’m very sexually frustrated you see

[Anonymous No.]

>>77016261
don't worry anon all of our balls are hurting and that's what they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>77016211
>SHE MAKES YOU TAKE OFF EVERY PEICE OF HER CLOTHING OF HERS ONE AT A TIME
*using only your mouth as much as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>77016211
Pero pero
>>77012142
Watch Mercy's boy smell short

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1796423252618973547
This made me hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>77017442
Me too. Though I'm not sure if that's because it's actually hot or if that's the blue balls talking.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to know, did any of you ever read columnfags crusade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77018373
I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012456
it would be so worth it the one time someone recognized them though. new bff

[Anonymous No.]

>>77017804
Both

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a regular but I just wanted to say I listened to some of the audios from the fat girl, the scissors yandere and the ice loli and I came extremely hard, multiple times, even gritting my teeth a little. I hope your girls hit it big. Thanks for reading

[Anonymous No.]

Let’s Scissor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77018965
Snip snip snip ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>77018953
>ice loli
This pun will now get used incessantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010055
are the clothes tricking my eyes or is the green haired one really fucking fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>77019323
She's inspired by prehistoric goddess statues

[Anonymous No.]

>>77018953
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77019323
She is, it's great isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /vag/
Remember to behave
We've been very good, keep it up
I'd better wake up to more hornyposting
Any posts made about having sex with Immy and all things there unto pertaining are made by me in my sleep btw

[Anonymous No.]

So is Mercy the only one who will be into VNs?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to have ess ee ex with Immy. I'm not that anon btw.

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing this amount of hornyposting about all of the girls makes me happy. I'm kinda "eh" on some of them, but I'm really into the others. However I see a ton of you shooting buckets of cum to the ones I find not that appealing. Makes me happy that they all are receiving love(and cum I guess).

[Anonymous No.]

>>77019695(me)
>>77019768(me)
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I want Immy to sit on my lap while I give her kisses like a good big brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>77015124
I have more of Midori Horokusa's Dirty Dick series on DLsite than I can count. That shit speaks to my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Icey is going to kill you if you miss debuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77020120
Icey is going to kill me if i... if she... if i dont cum... you get it.

[Anonymous No.]

So, who's the most degenerated so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77020751
me.

[Anonymous No.]

Will this corpo be more like kemorefle or emoechi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77020779
I think it's going to do and be its own thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>77020751
Icey
>larping as a toddler
>piss
>outdoor sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>77018373 (me)
Disappointed in each and every one of you. This should be mandatory reading for any future Immy viewer
https://gofile.io/d/UIIuXn

[Anonymous No.]

After watching a certain loli's content on POMF, I am really hoping Vallure lolis are just as degenerate as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77021040
I ain't downloading this shit nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77021040
i aint downloading a rar retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>77021108
>>77021130
Fuck, It is like 50 .docx files... I guess I'll convert that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>77021152
I ain't reading it either.

[Anonymous No.]

Season 1:
https://gofile.io/d/6T2qgp
Season 2:
https://gofile.io/d/Mi3Ds7
Season 3:
https://gofile.io/d/BWOPz1

https://mega.nz/folder/1PpCRZgb#kGc6sDJzKXm3JKR6rQ8ZCQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010055
>green lady
WUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>77021863
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77018965
I cant stop thinking about this part. If it starts becoming bushy, it sticks out like plants growing through a fence.
I might be wrong, i don't know how panties work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022040
Dude fucks his sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022040
/b/ wincest story about a dude that plays Vidya with sister and ends up in mutual masturbation

[Anonymous No.]

SHIBI SEX!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022168
I still prefer oral hygiene bro.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Immy...

[Anonymous No.]

Funny that I am still interested on the same ones I was before they started tweeting. Only sucks that Icey will stream too early for me, but sometimes I catch her online late night so I hope she streams around those hours sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022422
Its the opposite for me. I am interested in Mercy the most and she is way too late for me.

[Ao3 Writer No.]

>*smooth jazz plays* your forearms are tied together behind your back, your knees are on hardwood. In front of you is Madam Cottombum, “you’ll have to obey eventually, slut”
>you take off her stockings with your teeth, slide off her skirt, but struggle while you stare at the pure SEX and artistry that is red rope against her golden fur, her half naked torso begging to be unwrapped, her tits free of a bra and her skin free of rope,
>Being forced to use your mouth, you tug and the knots in the ropes on her thighs, her hips and tummy, you bite the silver rings and feel your face under madams weight, on your head, her boobs have been resting on your head, you tilt your head back and beam at the feeling, while you’re there you untie the rope around her ribs, and you feel her breath in without restriction “Haaahhh~ good little bunny!” She pats your head “I’ve got it from here”
>Mommy Shibi starts stripping in front of you, the jacket goes first, her shoulders then arms then elbows exposed, beautiful. You’re stuck in a trance while she unties the rest of the way up her body and somehow gets all the rope in her hands, and she smirks at you
*Shes not gonna tie me up now, is she?* you think
She hits you in the head with the slack rope and you fall and sit back while you’re crushed by the crimson snakes. She takes off her undershirt and… wow, you knew you liked that bra but you didn’t know she’d look this hot in just a bra and panties???
“You really are just madams trash aren’t you? I know you love it though~” She ties her white sweaty shirt around your head like a blindfold, it covered your nose and GOD, she just put the pit in your face, you can still feel the warm sweat against your nose and cheeks and eyes and mouth and it’s just so warm you take a deep breath through it and let your hot mom sweat breath back out through it.
She doesn’t even need to take off her underwear, because she doesn’t want you cumming yet, just 2 more days, degenerates…*she leaves you there and only unties you once you’ve calmed down* ;)

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/azuradulaitnsfw/status/1796460098967208039?s=46
Cute mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022484
Same, most interested in Azura and Mercy but they have the worse times for me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022581
I want to cuddle with mommy (///v///)

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022508
Hot stuff anon

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they will have friends outside their corp to collab with. Most coomer friendly vtubers are on Twitch, not on Youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77023526
>he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.]

I wish they did chaturbate rather than patreon, or maybe mix those, do a little on the first one, and then bigger chunk on patreon.

ProjektMelody proved that Chaturbate can be used for streaming, and that's exactly where they should go. It is even possible to rip streams from chbate and archive them, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77023599
Fauna retweeted a bunch of really hot art lately weirdly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I love these girls so much, but especially Immy and Icey. They all make me very happy and they're not even here yet. I edged for Immy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77023599
Wait, which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77023599
I unironically have no clue of what you mean by posting that

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010810
>>77019323
yummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>77024843
God I cant with that fat tummy. It gives me an erection every time. If her ass was a bit fatter she would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77024843
I want to snuggle with her

[Anonymous No.]

they shoulda stuck one "prude" in who is just rapebait as a palate cleanser from the constant horny
like a western Ui

[Anonymous No.]

Ok who’s gonna do ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>77025393
Icey…

[Anonymous No.]

>>77025413
Probably none of them. That would be too crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77025413
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

They are going so all out porn and sex I just don't know what to expect from their debuts.
I feel like they need more than just "fap to us". As based as that is, you need to actually connect to the girls on more levels for it to mean anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77025938
Fap with us

[Anonymous No.]

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>got constipated
>boner doesn't work anymore
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>77024957
Yeah the fatter ass is the only thing that's missing, she should have the bodacious mommy ass
Artists so far including herself have drawn her like that anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>77026278
Ojisan cant even shit on his own and he expects to correct me

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012142
oh god if Icey talks about my smelly ojisan cock I'll cum hands free

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010342
UPDATE: I didn't cum and actually had a very depressing dream about my family...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give this bear a lot of headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77023734
Yeah I hope they'll eventually utilize another platform because they'll probably get bonked by Youtube eventually. Especially the two lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022581
Damn she sounds so horny even when its not a lewd audio

[Anonymous No.]

Not long now and I can finally shoot ropes at my cute shy Kouhai Mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>77027567
I don't know if it'll happen to immy but frankly with what icey is into I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up glassed on patreon and other places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77015644
What is sugar cube audios anon?

[Anonymous No.]

is debut today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

Man shibi sucks at being domme

[Anonymous No.]

>>77028831
you just missed it bro

[Anonymous No.]

MERCY DONT WORRY I LOVE YOU AND CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU
I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY I LOVE MERCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>77012142
I love getting my boyfriend off by telling him to keep his stinky gross dick away from me all whilst sniffing and huffing on it and slowly getting addicted to it, I love sniffing his boxers and clothes and when he's not here I masturbate whilst sniffing his shirts and other clothes......it's not too uncommon and I bet at least one of these girls COUGHMercyCOUGH would have this kink.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>77028948
she’s gonna cry reading this now anon

[Anonymous No.]

Are they really gonna stream right over the champions league final
Not very smart..

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta let it out, gotta let it out

[Anonymous No.]

TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, their debuts are at perfect Saturday evening time for EU, I could try this, I'm intrigued

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029334
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Man i love Shibi

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029477
Yes but also
>>77029334

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029280
Id hope it makes her angrier and try harder instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>77025938
Immy is my little sister(REAL) so there’s my connection.that’s beside the fact my dick is connected to her tight little cunny

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really not trying to be mean with this question, but how are you guys falling in love with literal e-whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
I want content, GFE, and cooming enjoyment. Above 90% of vtubers on /vt/ either have BFs or collabed with males.Our choices are simple and straightforward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
it's not really any different from falling in love with a normal chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

I was edging last night and I got so close I shot a little, but I did a kegal and stopped it after one spurt. I’ve never been so horny in my life.
i didnt lose did i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010055
VAllure for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77015124
https://youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029517
I hope she continues to be herself out of spite

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
I am not, but I am pretty desensitized at this point.
If the lolis do GFE I might still be in danger tho. Hard to resist the call of the cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77030010
Madam Shibi likes pegging and futanari

[Anonymous No.]

>>77030010
Madam Shibi Cottonbum

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
She talked to me about birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
I'm not yet desu. I'll wait to see and watch them. If it happens it'll happen over time as I grow closer to one of them.
But right now? Nah, just some hornyness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
most all have BFs anyways, if they dont flaunt that shit and let me coom while enjoying their content i am happy. They all seem to take Vtubing serious as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77030070
>>77030075
Thanks, see you on debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
>falling in love with a cute dorky vtuber who only makes her bf cum
>ok
>falling in love with a cute dorky vtuber who makes (you) cum
>not ok
I mean they literally haven't even debuted yet so I'd hope anyone except reetards wouldn't have fallen for them yet, but still what's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Mercy and there's nothing that can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>77030388
>so I'd hope anyone except reetards wouldn't have fallen for them yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>77030172
If they keep it so secret that we cannot know then fine by me but anything else would be a no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

My balls are full of coom and whoever is the most erotic during debut or deliver the best audio in debut day gets all my ropes as tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029514
I haven't followed champions league for almost 10 years and I watched the Hockey WC. I can do without it

[Anonymous No.]

Almost lost edging to the Immy audio this morning I'm so fucking weak to affection bros it's unfair

[Anonymous No.]

Do you really want their debuts to be nothing but them trying to out-lewd each other?
I just don't see how that won't end up being cringe and come off as way too tryhard
Like 5 mins into the debut and they're already asking you to please cum, you really want that?

What happened to good things come with time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77030010
>>77030236

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031171
Why don’t you just wait for the debuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
men are easy just make them cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031171
Debuts are introductions, they won't go too lewd because of sponsored watchalongs. The lewd one will be collab afterwards with countdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
"men are easy just be nice to them" unironically
when she's not domming she's a sweetie

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031268
They're not doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031171
what the fuck are you even talking about and who are you talking to? who said anything about anything you posted? the debuts are streamed on youtube and they're a succinct 30 minutes each, you have some weird misconceptions
>good things come with time
I haven't came in 8 days because of these whores I have waited long enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
I'm not, I just want them to make me cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031171
Why are you complaining about a scenario you came up with yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031381
>>77030690

[Anonymous No.]

>>77028746
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/19471212/post/100908426

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like a couple baitposters and threadshitters have appeared. Just remember to filter and ignore when you see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031556
the first time I listened to icey's masturbating audio it really reminded me of sugar actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031548
Did you miss the part where the girls told us to not fap until debut? Literally all I said is that I would fap to whoever pleases me the most. Its not like they will read my post and try to out-lewd each other, thats just what you said would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031764
No I know, I just feel like right now a lot of pressure is being built up (in more than one sense, hue) on them to be as sexy and lewd and fappable as possible right out of the gate and I wonder if that'll really work out

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031764
>its not like they will read my post

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031814
>on them to be as sexy and lewd and fappable as possible right out of the gate
I really don't expect them to be that lewd on stream, it's on youtube. It's a whore corpo but they're still chuubas who will do normal things on stream. Mummeh was a good streamer before she left, they know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>culled 12 times in a row.
Wasn't hololive council just culled 5 times in a week? Someone on YT must really hate this company.I dont think the culling will stop after debuts if each released a few videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77032184
they released their chuubas 2 weeks ahead where everyone else is a few days or a week, so there is more culling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029334
>Dortmund vs Real
Nobody is watching that fucking snoozefest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77032184
I still haven't had it happen yet but I really don't get why youtube would unsubscribe you from channels without your input.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031172
why is this general infested by faggots and trannies?

[Anonymous No.]

Im ride or die for stronny, ever since the riifu days. Cant wait for her debut.
Not too much into loli, but the ryona stuff I heard about with immy and the pissing stuff with icey have definitely made me interested.
Hearing that Mercy mite be stinky made her go from eh to handsfree coom I am both >>77015644 and
>>77012142,
Azura has that thiccness that turns my brain off. The belly on that model man..... breast milk..... nursing hj......
Shibi initially didnt interest me at all, since I'm a switch leaning more to dom, just not into the humiliation aspect of subbing, but rather the being taken care of. Hearing that she might do futa and pegging. has me hopeful for prostate massages and gentle femdom.

Im still hoping for pubes and armpithair content from any of the girls.

I am certain I will watch all of them considering the broad areas of fetish each girl can potentially cover. What about you, anon? Any girl you can for sure exclude, yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77032638
I exclude vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>77020779
It's more likely to crash and burn over a random woman moment considering who is involved. Good luck to 'em, but if they're still around this time next year I'll be shocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77032638
You sound like a fat man writing a review for a buffet

[Anonymous No.]

>>77032638
>Any girl you can for sure exclude, yet?
nah, not exclude. Mummeh gave them each a bunch of variety and they've all done stellar so far. Even if I'm not hugely into hard degradation femdom like shibi has been doing I know she's got more than that going on. And at the end of the day I know that for each one thing they do that I'm not really into someone else is feeling really catered to, that's always a nice feeling when it happens to you.
I know stronny has been shilling her daughters hard but man I still really really like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77032806
I feel like a fat man about to indulge in a buffet when looking at the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010055
Good luck to them. Honestly competition is better since it lights a fire under everyone to try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77010239
Quite a lot but not as much as the chuubas that really really go hard on gfe and don't let you watch other chuubas and call you their husband unironically and want you to think of them as your wife.
This is a parasocial friendly corpo but there are still boundaries so you'll just have to work out what's good and bad as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, does edging for a long time help you with fucking longer since you gain experience on NOT ejaculating and holding it back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77032638
Exclude? Nah there isn’t any one that I won’t give a chance.
I can say that without a doubt Immy is probably gonna be my top priority with icey being second. Immy’s whole personality/jist so far is making me a moth to a flame. I will be parasocial for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033549
Do your kegels anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033549
Yeah but don't actually do it too much, it's easy for porn addicted terminally online guys to also end up in a spot where if they actually have sex they can't cum

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just gonna say that I fucking hate lovenses, it's annoying as fuck to watch a stream where every 30 seconds the girl has to stop talking to go AAHHHH OOOHHHHH cause some retard tipped $1. Maybe there are better ways to use them that I haven't seen though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033714
The girls control each others

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033714
I agree, I hope the girls don't use that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033714
huh?
most often it's just a constant stream of vibration, it's more like the occasional pause that stands out

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033714
>sell all assets, take out loan
>load up highest viewer streamer using interactive sex toy like Mel uses
>use all of my money to set toy speed to zero until the stream ends
>walk into the nearest Subway, order a meatball marinara, pull out a shotgun from my jacket and blow my brains out all over the ingredients

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033768
If they have a collab where something like this happens I will end up ripping my cock off

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
I've never been interested in gfe and just want a girl I can chill, relax and also cum to. I think I've honestly have only grown to hate the gfe through the years and is one of the reason why I wanted to support this corpo

[Anonymous No.]

>>77033549
in my experience no but I have crippling PE during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>fell asleep listening to immy love bombing and cumming
>wake up with raging erection
suuuuuffferiiiiing
let it end....

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
Just give it time and it’ll happen without anyone really noticing. You get the girls to relax a little bit on stream with their fans. A membership zatsu or two. Them draining your balls. The pieces will fall into place. I just hope they reciprocate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029334

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029662
They have good personalities, they're fun and interesting, they appeal to our kinks and horniness. And they're nice to us.
Most women are basically whores anyway, they're not nice, no personality, not fun or interesting so its pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029334
>Thinking we share an audience with league children.
Children are not supposed to watch Vallure, friend.
That and the ones that do wouldn't donate or sub anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035218
He means the UEFA Champions League Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035218
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035218
tell me you're american without telling me you're american

[Anonymous No.]

WE MADE SHIBI START CUMMING AGAIN
LET'S GOOOOO SHE'S OVERCOMING HER PUSSY DRYING MEDICATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035429
wha happa

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035429
>>77035563
oh I see now
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035429
pussy drying meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035717
SSRIs probably, they kill your sex drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035676
8 ORGASMS IMMY
Here I’m dehydrated and you’re just gushing on a puppy-pad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035676
I WANT A COLLAB WHERE THESE TWO SUCCUBI COMPETE FOR HIGHEST AMOUNT OF CUMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035834(me)
Christ this broke me, they aren’t fair. I wanna cum so bad…

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035834
imagine how fucking drenched you'd be after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>77031556
Anon you have blessed me beyond your imagine. I pray nothing but good fortune for your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036025
Anon, dude, don’t I might legitimately cum hands free right now imagining that

[Anonymous No.]

To fuck Immy properly I'm going to need a fucking viagra pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036196
Oji-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036196
You know I heard a story of a guy that injected his cock with coke and it refused to go down. Sure he had to get the lower part of his body amputated, BUT WHAT A WAY TO GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036229
That's Iceys.
8 orgasms is a lot anon. Unless she cums easy as fuck.
>>77036293
Wow! That sounds awful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036293
thanks for helping to kill our boner so we don't make a mistake, anon. very cool of you to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036329
>unless she cums easy
That doesn’t make it any easier right now. Just imagine lasting longer than her 8!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036387
It might just be worth it…

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036433
Get that tongue and fingers working anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036433
This >>77036546 (you) better start munching her box anon

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1796564951399829882
I want to listen to Mommy Azu's tummy rumbles (""o"")

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036546
>>77036598
>eating out immy
better bring a snorkel that's all I'll say

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036598
>>77036623
I said I’m dehydrated. I’d be like a dying man in the desert. End up looking like I just came out of the shower.

[Anonymous No.]

I think shibi might be feeling extra sadistic today

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036621
I feel like she'd be an awesome cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036799
maybe a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>77030025
I hope you kys.
Shibi, up the domme. You know what niche you’re filling here. Act like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>77036799
she got blueballed

[Anonymous No.]

Shibi's answer was fine but I kinda hope the other girls don't answer the ideal size question...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77037574
>she made that tweet because she was cooming too much and mummeh told her she was on cum ban until debut
would be hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035676
>8 orgasms in a row
Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

I love the hard S in Shibi so fucking much holy fuck my cock is going crazy
Thank you for even giving my worthless little dick a try Madam
I'm going to have a shivering fucking orgasm tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shibi to train me into a quickshot

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I don't know if I'm going to last today and tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>77035676
Tying Immy up and forcing her to double her record with toys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77037996
Just listening to her devolve into grunting and ragged breathing as she cums herself silly
immy you are pure SEX

[Anonymous No.]

The hardest thing will be working up the courage to type in chat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77037330
damn it, now I got a chub again

[Anonymous No.]

it feels weird when I pee, is it my prostate? it doesn't feel good or bad, just...weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>77038350
I feel you brother, I feel the awkward even on an alt

[Anonymous No.]

>>77038350
>>77038599
If I told you I’m doing it on main would that give you courage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77038350
>>77038599
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

The excitement I got by typing in chat for the first time went away pretty fast, it's just another social media

[Anonymous No.]

>>77038350
One day anon. Maybe you'd be more comfortable starting out chatting at first when chat is going quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77038701
I'll be on main too and I'm active in bigger chats but they're so fast that it feels safer, a slower chat makes me way more afraid to say something dumb/cringe/misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>77039332
I’ll be honest I don’t usually chat but I’m making an effort to engage more. The girls deserve it for me to try; they’re probably just as nervous. I’ll probably mess up something and say something embarrassing but I’ll learn from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77039332
>>77039639
My problem is that I'm unironically autistic and I'm afraid I'd make things uncomfortable in slow chats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77039744
Then (if they’re good streamers) they’ll just time you out and you’ll know if you’re being too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77039744
If you’re thinking about it this much you’ve got empathy. Just maybe start out slow with basic comments mixed in with emotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>77039960
>you’ve got empathy
Yeah, I'm autistic, not a psychopath
Also pretty solid advice, might take the edge off by easing in

[Anonymous No.]

You are edging before debut right? Gotta stock up that seed for the big day

[Anonymous No.]

>>77040087
I don't trust myself to stay in control

[Anonymous No.]

>>77039744
>>77039639
>>77039332
The key for you is to just write short and very obviously positive things until you have a grasp of what's good and bad to say.
>simple greeting!
>short message with member emote
>if you're too nervous, just member emotes like a waving one.
If there's ever a small misunderstanding, a simple
>sorry, I didn't mean that in a bad way
will do

[Anonymous No.]

>>77040087
I leaked a little bit last night and it felt completely different than how I normally cum. Felt like I turned on a faucet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77040173
>>simple greeting!
doesnt that just make you look creepy or obsessive when you do it all the time?
>>sorry, I didn't mean that in a bad way
and doesnt that make you seem pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77040569
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77040569
>doesnt that just make you look creepy or obsessive when you do it all the time?
Do you think he meant that whenever people want to say something, they type a greeting? Also no, pretty sure saying "Hi" at the start of the stream is much more normal than just starting to talk
>and doesnt that make you seem pathetic?
What are you on about? You make a mistake, make everyone uncomfortable and you think apologizing for that makes you look pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77040569
I mean maybe if you type it like 20 times a stream, but who's going to think you're creepy if you're saying hi to a stream chat you just joined for the day?
>>77040569
Do you care about being seen as pathetic?
The issue is that often people that inadvertently cause a slight issue freak out and overblow the situation and type long paragraphs to try and salvage things but it's not really needed.
Only if you have fucked up royally by accident which is very very rare.
Sometimes a comment might make the streamer uncomfortable and you notice, you just apologize and move on. You especially don't want to keep upsetting them over and over.
If you want to appear as a gigachad, do whatever you want but gigachads don't chat to chuubas on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77040569
>Hello!
>Glad I could make it for this stream!
>Hi I'm a little late today, how's (activity) been going so far?
>I want to cum in your hair!
>Good Morning/Evening/Afternoon!
>Hi
>Yo (wave emoji)
>(2-3 Membership wave emojis)
Feel free to use any of these for a simple greeting and I promise it won't be creepy or obsessive

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041017
This anons got it dialed in

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are overthinking this lol
Just read the room and don't be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041151
>Just read the room and don't be retarded
Kinda the problem with autism

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't say hello in chat by posting an accurate number of days until the chuuba is due to ovulate
fucking beta males

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041017
I'm also a big fan of "I want to cum in your hair!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041224
Immy is currently in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041017
>>I want to cum in your hair!
I'm not so autistic that I think this would be something appropriate to say, so I'm going to assume the rest of your post is a troll as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041374
honestly bro most of them would probably find it humorous. try not to overthink it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041374
You are very autistic to not realize that he put that one in there as a curveball and the rest are just normal greetings.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oji-san anxiety has gotten so bad they can't even type a simple chat message
Not going to correct brats with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77022065
You are entirely correct and I hope it happens, because my dick will finally self-destruct. It's already starting, see picrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041151
Anon, we can read the room, they can't, that's the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

I want shibi to gently lift each testicle one by one, weighing each of them carefully, before tracing up my rapidly erecting grower cock, and ask if I had permission to get erect whilst resting her paddle/whip at the tip. When I can't give a good answer/she isn't satisfied with the answer, she slaps down, causing my cock to hit the floor, spurting the saved up jizz all over the floor and slightly landing on her toes. Looking down at me in disgust, she then slaps my balls left and right slightly harder, with each strike adding a little more stiffness and erection to the flaccid, shrivelled soft rod. Then weighting them again, commenting on how much lighter they are with disappointment, before landing a kick directly on them with the flat top of her foot, retracting it slowly until her toes are at my balls, and she fondles them with her toes., giving it a few more taps with her foot, causing them to bounce, and then stroke circles around the head of my cock, causing it to be unbearably stiff. She then leaves telling me to save it again for the next two days and she will give a proper release inside her if I'm a good boy then

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people who are clearly autistic and incapable of understanding social ques well always try to argue about what is or isn't socially acceptable? Goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>77021045
What is pomf?

[Anonymous No.]

Now I’m going to be real disappointed in you guys if I don’t see someone saying they want to cum in the girls hair during debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041556
Yeah I missed the message where he literally says he's autistic lol. Also here's words of encouragement from mummeh, autistic anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041811
Having never been apart of eien; the more I see of her the cooler she gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041811
Very grateful for the words of encouragement, but I'm afraid a new name would stick out like a sore thumb now...

[Anonymous No.]

I usually only want to type in chat when I’ve drank a bit. Which has gotten me banned in quite a few slower chats kek. But good times

[Anonymous No.]

I always type this as my first message: Let's blast those whining women back to the dark ages where they belong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041714
NTA (not that autist) but just because I need advice doesn't mean I'll blindly believe the first thing I'm told. I need to make sure it's actually good advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041942
>A new name would stick out, when it's predebut and everyone is showing up and on debut the largest gathering of new faces arrive all at once
The reeflings are nice like mommeh, they will not bite your head off for being new anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041811
Nta, but I'm diagnosed high functioning autistic, and I usually try to copy responses from experience, media, or after lots of reflection on a past situation. I still can't understand typing in smaller chuba chats cuz they tend to read everything. And typing can't convey emotions as well. I just deleted stuff I send that I feel are cringe or badly written in mummehs chat after cringing internally

[Anonymous No.]

>>77037666
icey should be a size queen brat

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/shibinsfw/status/1796596117976780831?s=46

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041811
huh is she /here/? what is she talking about? now i'm really anxious about posting here too if the girls are going to see it

[Anonymous No.]

How do we get around to adding our girls to holodex? It would make it more convenient to keep track of their streams and shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042129
She’s small enough that an average anon would budge her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

26 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042083
This is because of a lack of experience and confidence anon.
Most likely you haven't said anything bad.
And don't worry if people or mommeh doesn't reply that doesn't mean it was bad or cringe, she's got a lot of people to reply to and she doesn't like playing favorites and she's very busy with working while chatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77037666
I hope they do because I like positive reinforcement

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041942
Don't worry, when they debut tomorrow there will be a lot of people who haven't chatted before. It wouldn't be irregular for a few new regulars to pop up and hang out in prechat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042201
Anon you lack some serious critical information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042201
BRO I......

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042201
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>77029334
I think the intersection between the two fanbases might be close to zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042220

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042213
You'll have to wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042201
reetard...
to what do you think they are responding with their prechat messages and tweets?
why do you think we so frequently post their logs?

[Anonymous No.]

So if Shibi said she just barely got to the knot of the 10" toy then how much did she actually have inside her
I am very dumb and got no frame of reference for inches from the pictures she posted earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>77043055
5 to 7 inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>77043116
Very nice, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

They are all my real wives and nothing will convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042033
BASED JAMES

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042129
I like this in porn when she can actually get corrected by a hung ojisan, but I am not a hung ojisan so I'd prefer if she didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041374
Except that in this particular corpo I feel they would appreciate it and laugh at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>77043604
But what about us hung ojisan? Don't we get a say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041281
Proof next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77041374
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>77042220
yeah but
>>77043604
i wanna poke her god damn liver.

with my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

So when are we planning on gobbing together?

[Anonymous No.]

will the girls respond to my trib if I make a maro account? not looking for anything crazy just confirmation that they saw it

[Anonymous No.]

>>77044409
What like a cytube fapalong?

[Anonymous No.]

Cold waters bad, warmer waters good.

New bread
>>77044843
>>77044843
>>77044843