/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, Claude, and Ryoma!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0 (graduated)
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Ryoma:
https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenwort

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYiYRuPPL1ylDkqY4L9eAOcGXTMkISCBWjsZXjmcLx8

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>76844574

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This is the anchor post for fics, this WILL be the thread it's used. Start posting NOW. Reply here for archival purposes, I am no longer asking. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

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>>76940845
peroperoperopero
thanks for baking!!!!

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alban gone, world cold, darkness settling in

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armpit sex thread, thank you

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I am obsessed with this man. All three of him.

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wife is experiencing his worst heat yet.. he gave us a blowjob then held our hooves...

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the hell was someone doing in chat, i was busy hooting at owls

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aster is another boy with skibidi lore knowledge

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awww so many sheepies in the flock!
>>76942194
From the little bit he read out loud, I'm assuming they're trying to shill another streamer

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uki saying that he thought about a hiatus himself made me sick to my stomach. that would actually fucking kill me, fuck no dude

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>>76942748
i'm bracing myself for the stream deprivation as we get closer to AX...

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>>76942446
jesus that's cringe, never put a streamer on the spot like that...
Wasn't kidding about the owls. https://voca.ro/1xvZ60YrPk4K


>>76942748
I don't want any of them to take a break, but I will support them if they do. But please... at least try not to take them all at the same time... I'll die.

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>>76943502
west virginia anon?

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>>76943645
god dammit. yes

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>>76943743
i only ask because i'm in a nearby state and the owls are out around here too kek

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>>76943743
never underestimate what can be used to doxx you kek. i feel safe in a large city but i understand the livers who get paranoid when they're in smaller areas. i don't get how wife can be candid about showing off his pets when dog is so identifiable...

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>>76944142
to be fair that anon did post their state and a photo of the eclipse, i'm not a bird expert or anything that would be crazy

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>>76943947
Barred owls are legion and loud... this one has been trying to find a mate for over a week now. She's definitely a young owl because her call is kind of... bad. She's not very good at this. But I have faith...

>>76944142
Nah, I don't worry about it. Even if you knew where I live, physically locating my house? Entirely different matter. Cellphones and satellite do not work where I live and the roads are a rabbit warren of hollers and one-lanes. Good luck! As for Dog, he looks like most of his breed, so it's not too bad. Mutts are usually more recognizable for their uniqueness, excepting something like a Dalmatian anything with a breed standard is usually fine to share online. Cats can be hit or miss-- many can be mistaken for each other, but an equal number can be strikingly unique.

>>76944256
I forgot I did that.

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>>76944354
i think cat havers are safer than dog havers since there's rarely a time where you will be outside with your cat unless you're at the vet, and dog havers have to walk their dog so there's a possible chance to be spotted daily if you live in an urban setting and can't just let your dog loose to go shit

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>>76944354
it's more the combination of dog and a 190cm dude with a british accent in a small american town kek, i'd be impressed if this combination existed elsewhere in his surroundings.
>>76944428
dog is still a pretty unique breed, i've never encountered one IRL. although i imagine they're too big for dog parks.

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https://x.com/alban_knox/status/1796038515471302886
my little kitty bride

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>>76944587
Depending on where you live the big livestock guardian breeds can be surprisingly common and used for their intended working purpose. In the states I believe Pyrenees are the most common, but I've seen a variety of them, even some obscure ones. There are two large breeds in my area specifically which are notedly prevalent, though not Caucasian Shepherds like Dog, they get large enough. Lots and lots of hunting dogs as well -- and some, like our endemic Mountain Feist (which kind of looks like a badly bred chihuahua mix) is a pure working animal with no breed standard and the ability scale trees. Lots of fun critters here. T. longtime shelter volunteer/foster/rescue worker.

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>>76945224
damn i just see the usual litany of golden retrievers, german shepherds, corgis and shibas. my parents have a sheltie and i think he's the cutest little dude.

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>>76946079
Somehow we haven't got the sheeb plague out here yet but a friend of mine in another state had a not-insignificant two-figure sum of them get seized and routed to their shelter. We have a disproportionate amount of pugs mixes for some reason.

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anyone getting june bride VPs?

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>>76948805
I'll be getting Alban and Pio for sure. We'll see about everyone else... financial responsibility hate.

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News:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
NijiEN NBA collab announced: https://collection.rakuten.co.jp/feature/nba_nijisanji/en/
Luxiem Bamco Collab Announced: https://x.com/KainKily/status/1791413426683826672
Dimensional Wave Collab begins June 1: https://x.com/kamisatoya/status/1794589126165221519
June Bride VP on sale June 2nd: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/76msaa-nw9mm
Ren and Doppio NijiEncounter Playback releases June 12: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1789493455980560467
Luca, Shu, Sonny, and Uki at NijiEN Summer Jam in Anime Expo July 6 (3D Concert, Livestreamed, physical tickets on sale May 16): https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/AX2024_summerjam/
TTT and Noctyx at AnimeImpulse Phoenix August 3-4: https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1792395965443563848
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status:

Merch on sale:
Alban bday
Denauth Debut
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary
Luxnoc Chibi
Soothing Voice
TTT Half Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Aster Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0rMX-TbX_I
Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Ike Instrumental Orisong: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1784610521951490267
Alban Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCuoD49yAI
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q

Everything is slowly going wrong for me (smiles through pain)

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>>76950688
Do you want to talk about it anon?

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>>76950967
Not really, maybe when I wake up it’ll be a nightmare and I won’t have two bad weeks in a row

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>>76951035
Genuinely if you need anything, I'm here. And if you don't want to talk about it publicly... I haven't been able to get cockmail to load lately, so just this once, I'll drop one of my less-anon emails: [e-mail]. My inbox is always open to /nenmen/.

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no noctyx cabin orgy confirmed for an additional 4-5 months... no the house they fucked in today doesn't count

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sonny calling for oogi in his youtuber voice was so cute ily violisko hava good day

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>>76952277
it's ok even if auban's offscreen leveling up they'll still have their bi-weekly discord masturbation session!

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alban LOVE !!!!!!
aaa i'm so tired i hate uni i just want to watch streams all day....i can't wait to graduate

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I wish demon wasn’t gone for half the year

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>>76955166
what on earth could he be working on, a VR sex tape?

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gn

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>>76956138
gn !

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feeling a little better but I only slightly want to be dead

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willy soon

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Thread live, Yuyu live.

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i woke up and this scene still exists, it wasn't a fever dream

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>>76959100
holy shit

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>>76960530
he did it twice, the second time he remembered to use his 3.0 expression.............. i couldn't believe my eyes
https://youtu.be/MMtC0DF-KNw?t=2h45m32s

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>>76961907
i thought auban was in heat last night i did not realize fulgur was this horny... i love seeing him play with his assets so much. i love this expression the most as well

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>>76962223
knovid's heat cycles synced up yesterday. wife was extra horny and had sex with each noctyx member on screen...

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>>76955166
Fuck me man I should bitch about this more often https://www.youtube.com/live/79NeBVreZsQ?si=Sxl6ZNgi4drG-SUI

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>>76962626
international demon! and he gets to yap about his special interest

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wife soon! so much wife in the last 24 hours, wife overload...
https://www.youtube.com/live/eQQcIQahFmU

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>>76963066
starting!

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ryo shower https://x.com/RyomaBarrenwort/status/1796179759061147888

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>>76963066
i see that noctyx took turns using his face as an onahole all last night

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wife's voice.. he sounds like he deepthroated a bucket full of dicks

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>>76963574
he had to put his newly gained flexibility to good use

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>>76963478
i love hearing his shivering noises idk if i'm just fucked but it's erotic in a way

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>>76963813
it's sexy. i want to force him to jerk off for me under a cold shower and he's not allowed to leave until he comes

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>>76963876
holy based

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>>76962626
Complaining always works until it doesn't

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impressions from renren
https://x.com/marian_count/status/1796127133271576758

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Haven't had the time to catch Ryoma yet but which one VOD of his is recommended? I'm guessing need for speed since he likes cars and I usually prefer gaming streams.

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>>76965478
NFS for sure so far

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>>76965478
his 2.0 that broke the record for longest 2.0 in EN

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>>76965478
either his 2.0 or his need for speed

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>>76965478
NFS is probably the one where he managed to get into the game fastest and talk mostly on topic because cars.
I like MTG but he also infodumped and tutorialized and if you don't like cards that's a no-go.
Cats and Shashingo are him spending 30-40 minutes doing the exact same things while not actually making progress which was funny.
Honorary mention to the first Apex stream for how long he managed to not play Apex and his 2.0 for the length.

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>>76965788
ryoma's a good boy but that shashingo stream was torture, mostly because his chat kept telling him weird and wrong information

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>>76965908
yeah i'd recommend cats organized neatly instead because his dumb was funny there

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>>76965908
True, it was pretty bad with the chat. Cats is the way to go for true no-progress comedy.

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>homoerotic angst
i could use that to describe you kek

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I hate that woman and I hope she and the grifters she enables have the lives they deserve

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>>76967099
should i even ask if this is something that just happened on stream

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>>76967099
This was supposed to be spoilered, my bad

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>>76967200
No, it's just more grifter nonsense from a never was-hanger on. No worries, just the same people singing the same pathetic song.

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wife apologizing for getting close to us after he straight up gave us a blowjob last night

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jwu from a dream alban was streaming and accidentally turned on his facecam and it showed that he's very pregnant, and someone noticed in chat that wife's shoes were on the floor in the background somehow, So alban did an apology explanation stream where he said that when noctyx arent streaming, they're helping alban through his pregnancy

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>>76967617
fuuchan is the wife, uki is the midwife, and sonny is the breadwinner and DJ is the cool uncle

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i wish fuuchan could read us BL bedtime stories

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>>76967687
DJ would definitely become super responsible the second a baby is in the picture

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>>76968510
i wish he could get more danmei sponsorships that let him read the first chapter on stream

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https://x.com/RyomaBarrenwort/status/1796208316068380853
he's so cute i almost feel bad ever lewding him he's like an untainted boy (age 30+) let loose onto the internet

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wife is gonna ask if he can play the DLC for a date with death if he censors the penises
>a fucked up throat and a tight back
damn noctyx really did a number on him last night

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hex has been alive and not dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW1pWv9icR0

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>>76971121
his manesan's gonna have to suck a lot of dick for that...

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valo hopcon with fuuchan, clark, maririn, opal, and leo

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rare fulhex interaction

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did shu just call vox a homophobic slur

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>>76975294
not enough letters

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I’ve been debating posting this for obvious reasons but I can’t help but wonder about their friendship, or if they drifted off or something. The last time he was asked about the VA collab a fee months ago he said they never ended up doing it but he still wanted to do it and he talked about it completely normally. I know he sucks at setting up collabs in general and the other party always seemed to be away and their schedules probably never lined up. I just hope nothing happened

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>>76976886
i chalk these things up to not wanting to make their friendship public anymore since you know how the bugs online act about nijisanji. not a great idea to put the eyes of antis on your friends. i just assume they talk offline

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>>76963876
I'm gonna think about this for a while.

>>76967617
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>>76968510
This is so wholesome... I wish Alban had his Marshmallow up so someone could send this to him, it's genuinely lovely.

>>76971121
Ah I'm late but the NSFW patch is optional so he can go through it no problem!

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>>76967099
Did something happen while I was asleep... QRD?

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>>76978643
Anycolor is sending c&ds to antis, thank god.

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>>76978878
Oh I can just imagine the state of the catalogue today, but thank god for that. Give 'em hell.

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>>76983532
i love this cute chonky art style...

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https://youtube.com/live/aCeNviaxQ44?feature=share
hex and vanta are playing dead by daylight with feesh aia and reimu

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>>76986203
ver after a long day of sucking his boss's dick at work

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Pio in a few, but I'll stick the vod on in the background later since it's gacha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYL9swsOZcI

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>>76986520
ugh i've missed him but gacha... catch you next time...

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>>76986762
Sometimes that's just the way it is...
Enjoy this bookmark I have of him amusing himself and giving a cute laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0-KiyZzN1A&t=4770s

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>>76987640
thank you i love you

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Death

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sexo...

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board's fast today.

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Can't believe he can make me view him as a creep, a handsome boy and a pathetic man all at once.

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>>76992802
Being a Kadet is complicated...

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ren said new outfit info this month... did he lie

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Old man playing a game one rung above gacha in 30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_OZxsD9sCc

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>>76995022
he has such a baby face... gonna pinch his ojisan cheeks.

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>>76994201
he still has some time to surprise people

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>>76995022
ojisan alive

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cat scuff

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https://youtu.be/CiX-tZsahg0
in about 11 hours wife and claude will be in a valo hopcon with maria and two other people i don't know.

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If he switches stream time I bet it ends up in another weird timeslot for me.

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I love the yap today

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I hope he never feels bad about his yapping

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what do you mean we haven't even had him for a week

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>apex collab
ok
>helldivers collab
YIPEE

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Helldivers collab guesses?

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I hope someone breaks his aka virginity

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>>76998966
Oh I thought he meant helldivers with klara and twisty I was wondering if we're going to get more battlemaid forme de guns

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>>76999286
I thought he meant with others, but it could be that too and I'm being silly. I like them both so that'd be ok too.

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>>76999490
it would be funny to hear "lady twisty, please get to cover!" before she unloads 100 bullets of democracy-approved bug-killing bullets

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>>76999082
can they get superchats yet? i thought it was streamlabs only at first but youtube could be faster at approving these things now.

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>>77000551
He was talking about a monetization stream next week

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>>77000324
I'm glad they get on so well.
Battlemaids are so good... Battlenuns/priests too...

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>age is just a number
>so true
heh

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ueee ueee why is he making me ueee

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It's not been long enough for me to love him... it hasn't... stop...

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>>77001537
ojisan pheromones

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>aw shucks
I am going to squish him

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The last Apex stream made me feel so sleepy in a really comfy way and he's already getting me feeling that way again.

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>>77001537
i fell in love with my oshi immediately and irrevocably during his 2.0, you just know when you've met The One

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>>77003227
The One is literally three people already I can't cheat...

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>>77003709
for a second I thought you were the scythekick LMAO

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>>77003709
the one being three people is very christianity of you anon kek. hey people have a lot of oshis, as long as there's just one kamioshi i think it's fine

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I need to listen to his VP... how will this goofball win my heart a second time

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>>77003899
I didn't even think of that. I doubt I'm 'the' Scythekick but in that case I have five The Ones, it's so over.
>>77004054
I guess that's fine, I like so sexy religion on occasion. Still, this damn old man.

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>>76997529
two people from VR, opal has been in a lot of collabs with EN and i think i've seen leo once in a collab

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>>77003227
Personally for me when I see a liver I can just know immediately I'll like them a lot but them revealing more personal things about themselves the more you watch is what makes me think they are definitely the one.

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>>77004504
that's what happened with my second oshi, it took me a long time before i realized i liked him enough to consider him an oshi

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heroes first anni

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lotsa good stuff https://www.anycolor.co.jp/news/thndbs7ti2s

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>>77006287
a year?? holy fuck
also zali sex

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>>77006287
ALREADY?
They look so sex though.

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>>77006287
Vanta is so cute reading the ad! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UN_IpaE6U

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Also Ren outfit https://twitter.com/RenZott0/status/1796378086231224352

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>causal fit
IT'S OVER.......

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>>77006644
>not a big monster
sad

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>>77004261
in your defense, my The One is all of noctyx and then some

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>>77006668
>not even a tail
[sad violin]

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There's more... https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1796378591766474757

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>>77006668
my hope is his forehead is exposed and he has glasses. it is in character for him to have such a plain outfit though i had a feeling it would have been pajamas

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>>77006941
>white musk
I shouldn't have laughed

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could still be a cool rocker outfit with a bunch of piercings right....?

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Too much overlap...
Uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oenQ0m82NoM
Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsUXBWLZGX0
Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHtIUjAdvWk
Ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQaUP62BTsU
Vanta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eICJAWS-s4w

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>>77003227
That's mostly the case with me... but not with Sonny. I'm not sure what the fuck happened with Sonny. He went from being someone I didn't go out of my way to watch to being one of my oshis. Man creeps up on you...

>>77006785
Same here...

>>77003899
That would be me. I've been obsessed with him since debut. I think my type is men who baffle me... help.

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wtf we have a thread full of whores, it's not just copypasta kindred anymore

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to those who have two or more oshis, who are they? and do you have a kamioshi, or is it more like a collection of boys you enjoy

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>>77007984
this image made me laugh very loudly, I love pio-san

I knew I'd likely watch sonny because of certain things but I didn't think much would come of itbut when it was him and dj together, those two got to me, then the rest of knocking dicks. Sometimes you never know
AND NOW THIS RYOJISAN

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>>77008320
my kamioshi is wife and i oshi claude

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>>77008320
Whichever one of my boys I saw most recently is my kamioshi.

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>>77008320
my kamioshi is gone, but I love my oshi's just as much

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>>77006287
Buying all the standees omg

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>>77008320
Ren is definitely my kami oshi. But I do have a handful of other boys I love

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79NeBVreZsQ
Vox teaching Oliver how to Smash.

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bye ver. looking forward to when he actually gets to fontaine. he likes ace attorney so i think he'll like the investigation part of it all. the only real slump will probably be the prison storyline

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>>77009839
have fun at his outfit reveal! i'm glad you guys are finally getting it

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>>77008320
My kamioshi is no longer with us, but I'm another Noctyx+ person... I don't know if I could pick a kamioshi. I love everyone very strongly, but for different reasons... Ike might be the one I am most emotionally swayed by... I really truly adore him. Sonny is definitely the one I have the most hours watching, something about him is so captivating even when he's just whining and trying to do something in a game the wrong way just to see if he can. The first time I heard Deja Vu, it was over for me -- Uki will always have a special place in my heart. Fuuchan is my ultimate comfort, and if a story-based game is the FOTM, I usually go for his playthrough first. And DJ captivated me from that first voice line. He worked so hard to overcome his lack of knowledge and really found a place for himself in spite of everything. I'm so proud of how far he's come... he is a personal inspiration to me to this day. Doppio makes me laugh like nobody else, he always brings a smile to my face -- a consummate entertainer. And he gave us a shota, so how could I not oshi him? I love everyone in EN, but the ones listed have my heart most of all.

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>>77008320
My kamioshi is off topic. I have a small group of boys I like, some more than others.

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>>77010701
Prof is EN today. Post Prof.

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>>77008320
When I'm being casual I joke that I love several of them equally... but the reality is that I always prioritize Ike. If I think about being forced to pick I don't hesitate to pick Ike.
I talk about him less than several others and if you painted me I'd look magenta and yellow but internally my love for Ike is constant and steady, even when I'm missing him a lot...

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arknights anons, i tried. at least it seems ryoma will go for azur lane instead of hoyoshit.

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i wanna make his tummy round with my cum

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VANTA LOVE!!
I miss you anons hope you're all doing well!

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>>77012785
>azur lane
As somebody who's given that game a try, there's nothing substantial about it other than pandering hard to coomers.

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>>77012785
azur is atleast yostar, so that's almost there
I tried too...

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Mysta left because of fangirls and taxes. Yugo left because of music copyright. Why did Kyo leave?

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>>77012950
watching ryoma play a coomer game when he's trying to be kinda family friendly sounds like a hoot
>>77013020
my comrade in arms... we'll get our ak autist someday. and honestly i would prefer if it was someone smart kek

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>>77012949
vanta love! i hope he is saved from the david cage torture nexus soon

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>>77013118

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>prof keeps forgetting to buy toilet paper and has to shower every time he shits
>asks vox yapkuma to remind him to buy toilet paper
someone fucking help him KEK

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>>77013238
i will become that ak autist I swear.
I will sell my soul to get an AK artist to make my model too

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Vox with the extremely British Kazuyrr pronunciation

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>>77013844
>numerous shit particles in his shower
good lord teach

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>>77014062
the day we get a liduke or kuroblood model i will keel over and die from sheer happiness

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>>77014397
>numerous shit particles
This set me off again I'm fucking cackling... someone help him.

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IKE
https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/179644403502620686

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>>77020671
Congrats quilldren!!

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>>77020671
MY FUCKING WIIIIIIIIIIFE

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>>77020671
FUJOS THRIVING

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what the fuck ryoma is still streaming

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no.....ryoma died........

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what expressions do you think ike will have? what ones do you want him to have?

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>>77022061
Anything that makes his fujo fans happy and gives them fuel.

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>>77022061
i need a pouty face from ike so badly

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ryotsu~

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>>77023159
he's finally sleeping... it's a miracle.

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gn

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>>77023971
gn !!!

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Ah, what good news to wake up to... tears, blush...
I hope he can be brave and creative and get something weird..

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aruban menshi owa..

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i'm gonna cry at 8am

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hardworking cat...

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man i'm gonna miss him

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fucking relatable

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no on-stream sex lessons...punching the wall...

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>>77029210
he HATES us

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>>77029210
>>77029240
he will do it once he's good at it! he DOESN'T hate us he just wants to show us his best!

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sonny is going to fucking die

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>>77029402
>canon explanation for a hiatus

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>>77029402
Is this his chance to fake his death and abscond?

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>>77029402
google is telling me sun bears are shy and chill...

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evil thoughts are telling me to tell him that his spit would be good enough for me

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>>77029599
sun bears are cute i'm in close proximity to a few and they're kinda funny looking

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Masturbation streams

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>>77029639
they look like they have autism

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>>77029639
sonny don't fight the fucking sun bears!!!!

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i really can't think of membership ideas, and this applies to everyone i've ever membered to both JP and EN they all tend to be the same and no one really sticks out aside from things like exclusive asmrs

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i just hope he doesn't burn himself out with all this

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Oh no he's dieting

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>>77030122
he's getting rid of the lovehandles and the pregnancy weight, I'mn not going to make it

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wife retweeted a valo thumbnail, will he have a last minute POV...?

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>>77030395
HE DID I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE POV WIFE
https://www.youtube.com/live/IDNETWFhGM8

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>>77030433
HE LOVES US

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Wtf is am OBS machine the hospital has one and I only know obs as a streaming software

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5? He loves us

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>biglionleo
wife is thinking about barbed catboy cock again

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>>77030603
little cart they pull into your room to check your temp/blood pressure/pulse oxometer/etc, 'nurse observation machine'

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>>77030907
Oh I did they know they were called that

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guys i think i love this cat

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WE GOT WHIMPERING RIGHTS L ETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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when he does that voice, the urge to cute aggression rises tenfold

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claude watched wife humiliate himself

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALBAN IS BECOMING A SHOTA I HAD TO LEAK THIS SORRY

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>>77033396
CAN ANY TAKOS CORROBORATE????

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>>77033396
I can't believe he's getting height reduction surgery...Such an inspiration...

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>>77013118
He wanted to say the hard R again

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>>77029634
well he's giving us his spit now

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>>77033580
He's said he's 6 before on public

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can they hopcon together again

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>>77022061
Need him to get a pouty shota brat face so bad

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cute shu giving fuu advice in chat

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it's halfway through the year.... no..

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dying

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It’s “need spilt demontongue in me”-o’clock

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i miss alban

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the way wife begged clark not to look at him was kinda lewd

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Kiss of life with the thread.

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gm

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ryo shower https://x.com/RyomaBarrenwort/status/1796542154837274759

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>>77041337
he's always so unprepared for these, so molestable

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I can't believe I found out new episode of Helluva Boss came out because of Fuu-chan...

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holy moly i love this setting
https://twitter.com/baabaa4baa/status/1796579136942838190

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>>77045108
This art is all it's quacked up to be!

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going to a family gathering for a few days, stay alive out there

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>>77045633
That was terrible, I love it

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>>77046575
have fun kindred

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>>77047000
I will, it's for my grandma's bday and I love her a lot so I'm gonna have fun celebrating the time I still have with her. she's still trucking amazingly for her age, she stopped aging when I was like 13, it's incredible

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>>77047136
aww that's very sweet, happy birthday to your grandma!

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Does anyone else hate middle parted hair? I feel like it's so common now because of leon maybe? I'm praying Ren doesn't have a middle part in his new outfit

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>>77047687
idk if leon was the origin but i do notice in the last few years a lot of anime boys have this hairstyle and i am deciding to blame kpop. i think ren would look weird with a middle part but we'll see, it looks like kinda messy hair so maybe it's just unstyled

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>>77047687
i thought you meant IRL and got self-conscious for a minute kek

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I can't find the dl for demon's horny asmr and I'm looking in the archives and having to read so much catalog junk makes me crazy.

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>>77047687
Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t, I feel like it needs long hair to really work

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>>77047687
Not in anime or real life, I have short hair and part it above the edge of my right eye and when it was longer had no part and just pulled it pack in a ponytail

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>>77049264
use "-" to remove words, for example if you're looking for a specific person you'd search
vox -hololive -numbers -tally -schizo -etc any other common shitposting word, and use the title to search either here or main

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>>77049264
If I didn’t just leave the house I would have put up my archive gofile

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>>77049436
>>77049640

Thanks homies! I'll get back at it after this nap.

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who is the guy that uki collabed with? he was showing his skin and everything

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holy based

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Someone is posting short fics in main
https://rentry.org/ayyrao83 Uki raping drunk Sonny
https://rentry.org/xkahpovo Ike cutting
>>76940887

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we're not past bump limit, no

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>>77053227
wtf, main being based

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Nope

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no death

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STAY ALIVE UNTIL RYOJISAN ATLEAST

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IT'S CLAWSON HOURS BABY

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>>77050477
Which specific horny asmr? IIRC Dr. Coomer also uploaded them all to youtube.

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>>77053227
Thank you anon, updated the rentry!

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Claude, Vanta and Yuyu are all rock hard every single morning...

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>>77060008
I just wanted the collection, it's nice to not have to choose :3

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>>77061235
Fare thee well anon. I uploaded them all once upon a time when they went down, but it took three days and I'm not keen to do so again, apologies. If there's any specific you can't locate down the line, let me know though, and I'll toss a mirror of it up.

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>>77061235
If you wait until sunday I’ll put my archive up

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oh cute, oog added those gay ass emotes someone made

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>>77062666
how gay we talking

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>>77062857
just rainbow level, no cocks or men kissing unfortunately

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>>77062918
damnit, I was expecting full on "YAOI" or "MEN KISSING" type emotes lmao

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>mama's skin
I expect nothing less

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>>77061336
No worries, if I think of a specific one I'll let you know, and thanks for the doc rec

>>77062240
I can, and thank you so much!

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which boy for next OP?

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>>77064555
ryoom for denauth one week?

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>>77060675
nta but thank you anon !
>>77064681
okay~

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yeah claude is a sentinel, he would make a terrible guide

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>>77065476
he's always needing to recharge and gets overwhelmed if his routine gets out of whack
but who's his guide...