/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>76808480

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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>>76854860
SNIFFFFF

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Gura.
Thoughts?

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Gura
Wife

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>76855708
I implore you to read the thread chumbie

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not gonna love
I READ GURA!!

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>>76855702
samen

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>76855702
samen

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>>76855866
I implore you to love the shark chumbie

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>>76852224
Anon, the retard here is you and your reading comprehension is utter shit.
>because only underaged retards feel guilty about touching themselves or having sexual thoughts
That's a generalized statement that applies to any specific thing, including Gura, you unfathomable moron. The only time you should feel guilty about those things is if they affect other's lives negatively in some way, like missing deadlines and responsibilities because you were too busy playing five against one.
Feeling bad that you have sexual thoughts about something you're attracted to to the point you feel the need to search out "justificatiins" to touch yourself in the privacy of your own room/house is fucking retarded shit that only kids worry about.
Grow the fuck up, you fucking idiot.

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>>76856025
New samen picrel, pretty

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>>76856045
the love refers to the thread, of course I love my shark!

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Man I love mead but this stuff is way too expensive

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>>76851946
The Sendai stream and the stream she came back with where she talked about getting into cosplay builds and making boots.

This is completely unfounded, but maybe she got into LARPing? Remember how much she was into fantasy and dwarves and wizards and stuff a few months ago? I bet she has friends that are into LARPing or something and they invited her to join them and that's why she wanted to "make cosplay outfits". She was making fantasy themed boots for her outfit she wants wear when she's out LARPing. That also explains why she became so enamored with high fantasy near the end of last year.

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>>76856105
You still so fucking far of from what the original comment stated, holy shit, not only did you amputate your brain but you also replaced it with tape-worm, holy shit, no amount of brainrot can have such a fucked up logic processing like you possesses, it's fucking impressive that you managed to be the absolutely most ultra-hyper-retarded poster in the history of ggg, given how retarded the average poster is here you feat is really impressive

Never to late to retroactively abort you

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>>76856362
it's easy to make actually. just get brewer's yeast specific to mead
it's just honey, water, and yeast. you can add random shit like fruits to flavor it too

t. I made ginger beer during lockdown kek

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>>76856607
Hmm, well, she started cosplaying in 2014-2015 so she didn't really "get into cosplay" late last year, dunno if that changes your LARP theory but yeah

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>>76857187
Do I need any fancy equipment?

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>>76857075
Honestly, the irony of you saying all that while making so many grammar and spelling mistakes is pretty funny.
Are you doing it on purpose, funny guy?

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>>76857720
You can get the fancy equipment if you want but they're not a need. Only think about investing if you like doing it. The equipment we use today are just QOL things imo.
Mead is believed to be older than wine and those ancient people had even less equipment than the medieval people. How hard could it be?
I used a couple of large mason jars for the ferment and empty beer bottles starting out.

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>>76857390
Wigs or whatever aren't cosplay, anon.
Cosplay is dressing up as characters or dressing in themed outfits like elves, cyberpunk, etc.

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It's wild to me that Gura forgot she had played Subnautica before, sure, i would not think about a game every day for the rest of my life that i only played once BUT even if you have not thought about something for years, when you experience something similar your brain have a function that reminds you of similar past experiences, so when she scheduled Subnautica again, it's wild that she still didn't remember, chat had to tell her and she had to Google herself + Subnautica

Seriously, do people lack the recollection functionality or what's up?

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>>76859425
I never said anything about wigs, we where talking about cosplays, strokebud

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>>76859568

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>>76859642
i didnt remember buying KCD at all until yesterday when i went to steam and discovered i actually picked it up on sale years ago

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>>76859642
My little shark has memory problems

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>>76859642
how new? Gura's memory is consistently terrible to a concerning degree

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>>76859753
In that case you're still wrong because she wasn't cosplaying back then.
Are you really trying to larp about photos existing that haven't ever been posted before? Seriously?

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>>76859642
I have eidetic memory, so I don't know what's normal. I can clearly remember Gura running through ice caves without looking it up.

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>>76859642
You say that, but Gura navigated the crafting menus during that stream extremely quickly like she new where everything was already.

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>>76860110
Or, you know, i go by what she wrote herself, retard, also, i guess you don't watch her SC and talking streams, she have mentioned multiple times how she dressed up as various characters for halloween (aka cosplay)

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>>76860574
>mmmmMmmMMM
If that's really from 10 years ago, that's really, really funny.

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>>76860869
9 years ago 20th june 2015

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I have a mighty need to goom

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>>76856105
nta, that anon is an embarrassment to the thread as always, but it would seem that you are just as retarded as he is.
I had your attitude once, when I was a teenager a decade ago. Believe me when I say that you had better hope, for your own sake, that you are simply going through an edgy, jaded, hedonistic Diogenes/Epicurus phase that you'll eventually grow out of like I and so many others did.
Because, no, it isn't "childish" and it certainly isn't "stupid" to be ashamed of masturbation. Not at all. It means that you have a healthy conscience, because you know you're self-indulging in a vice and taking the easy way out, even if done "responsibly" and in so-called "moderation". You're acting like an undisciplined boy, and no marriageable woman will respect you for it.
I'm definitely no saint and you also shouldn't beat yourself up if you falter, but just like hunger is associated with a productive function because it drives you towards eating for nourishment, sexual energies are also connected with a proper higher purpose in that it is meant to drive you to seek a spouse, and not for an individual to exploit for mere pleasure and stress relief.
This militant permissivity has the same backwards energy as a toddler calling mommy "childish" for spending her money on bills instead of endless candy, and is exactly the sort of immature attitude that made the boomers let the world go to hell. For God's sake, anon, take that frustration and channel it towards finding a fembud or something.

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That mead made me very hungry chumbies

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>>76856362
Good taste meadbud! I could go for some mead myself rn

[Anonymous No.]

When will kemono update?

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>>76861224
Get yourself some mutton chumbie, you can LARP as a proper medieval/classical hero like Gura or even picrel

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>>76855830
You IMPLORES him?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>76861662
When you pay tenroy and update it.

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>>76862209
he updates it himself? based if true

[Anonymous No.]

I was productive and worked on one of my cars tonight.

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>>76862375
No, you update it after paying for access.

[Anonymous No.]

MY wife

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I've masturbated to Gura while in a voice chat with friends.

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>>76863023
Thats dangerous chumbie. You might turn gay by accident.

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>>76862521
I am proud of you for hearing the machine spirit's voice

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>>76859642
She's always been like this, she never even knows what day it is. Like almost ever.
A lot of the time she isn't just avoiding subjects or whatever, she legit has trouble recalling things.

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>>76863309
gura is turning the fembuds gay

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>>76859568
>*Le touché*

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>>76861023
First. I'm older than you.
Second, are you catholic, anon? Is that what this is? Is that where this guilt is coming from?
Because I forgot about the religious angle that seems to be the source of your unease with it.
Here's the thing, though. You're acting as if people's only, or even just their main reason to find a wife, is to get laid. But you're not going to find any meaningful relationships that way. Your hand isn't going to have a conversation with you or share experiences with you.
I'll go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you know that already, so that means you're preaching one of two things: A) speedrun dating and get married to the first woman you meet (terrible idea doomed for failure) or B) become a monk and free yourself from all sexual desire during the years you spend trying to find a wife (unrealistic and unhealthy).

That anon cranking one out before he goes to bed or whatever isn't really this life-destroying, self-destructive hedonism that engulfs his entire life like you're portraying it as.
And honestly? Your insistance otherwise is kinda cringe because it just sorta sounds like you're scared to touch your own penis, lest your life fall apart and your future spiral into calamity.
Touching your dick isn't going to make you gay, anon.

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>76864027
ye

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My Gurandma.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh what's with all the words?

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>>76864754
beep boop

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Child

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>>76862149
calm down, Bill

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I simply think Gura

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>>76862209
I tried but my credit card company called me a pedo.

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>>76866233
Did they actually or did they just refuse to process the payment which is not what you said?

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>>76866369
The thing I didn't say.

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https://x.com/Hita_uni/status/1795624371115131115

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>76859781
>*La touchā*

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>>76866233
>>76866431
I also hate credit card companies and banks, anon. Like. A lot.
I forgot about Memorial Day and so when I tried to pay off a big chunk of my credit card, which is near limit, it didn't transfer funds from my bank account because they wait until the next business day.
The thing is, I scheduled the transfer on THURSDAY evening and it STILL hasn't gone through because I guess it takes 24 hours to process but also they don't transfer funds on weekends but also it was memorial day. I couldn't even go out shopping for food and had to make stuff from my pantry.
MOTHER FUCKERS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS SHIT ISN'T AUTOMATIC FOR SUMS UNDER $1K. WHY DO BANKS STILL CLOSE AT 5:00 PM? Huh!?
WE HAVE FUCKING COMPUTERS, YOU SHIT-EATING BASTARDS!! YOU AREN'T EVEN TRANSFERING ANYTHING PHYSICAL.! IT'S LITERALLY JUST 1'S AND 0'S ACROSS THE FUCKING INTERNET!!
BUT MOST OF ALL, WHY IS IT TAKING 5 GODDAMN DAYS TO TRANSFER MY FUCKING MONEY!?!?!?!!!
FUCK BANKS. FUCK MASTERCARD.

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what if I ate all of Gura's eggs?

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>>76871007
tiny guras would grow inside you and burst out of you chest

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>>76871007
Her eggs belong to me. The final chumbie.

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What's your favorite Goob gif/webm?

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>>76871200
hot

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Continuing from the previous thread talking about sending mail, not sure how to quote posts from it to this one.
It is something I'm serious about. I want to do things that will make people happy, that they'll like. With a few exceptions, vtubers are anonymous by nature, so this is all I can do, and so I'll put my heart into these letters every time I write in.
Picrel is my most recent one, a birthday card for Ina. I wrote to her for Christmas, but I haven't had much new to say since then, so I tried my best to make something that would make her smile.
I'm not a great artist like some of you, and my handwriting hasn't improved since middle school, but I work with everything I have to fight for her smile, and I have every intention to do the same for Gura.

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I'm going to goom

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>>76871480
i like that one of that one you posted but with the meme song you know the one

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>>76871480
Idk, there's too many, but I'd say the strut+wink

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>>76871007
You are NOT going to eat all of Gura’s eggs…

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>>76871645
that's really cool!
Idk if there is an easier way, but you can copy paste the post number from the other thread and manually add >> in front, like this >>76842451

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>>76863981
a) I am Eastern Orthodox - so relatively close to Roman Catholicism, aside from the structure of the church hierarchy and more abstract points of theology (Filioque, purgatory vs. no purgatory, etc.)
b) Faith and religious belief isn't where anyone's sense of guilt comes from. That's sort of like blaming medicine for inventing broken bones.
c) That's not how I'm acting, and your logic is honestly kind of bizarre to me. I'm acting like the purpose of finding a spouse is to firstly find love, and secondly to build a family. The fact that you can't get *either* of those things from your hand is, quite literally, my whole entire point.
Your next point is even more bewildering to me, so I'll simply say that modern "dating" practices is basically just "playing married" outside of the church and has clearly proven to be a catastrophically terrible idea for human society. Honestly, anyone with a brainstem should be able to see that we should go back to having marriages arranged by the parents (with input from the children, but not as the primary decision-makers), like they were in more civilized times and for nearly all of human history across nearly every human culture across the globe. Do that, and abolish the "civil contract" model of marriage and no-fault divorce, and then people can learn to love each other (and, critically, become loveable) out of necessity, and therefore *meaningfully*, instead of relying on choice and their own petty individual desires (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_y9F5St4j0.. Say what you will about the Chosenites, and believe me I do, but they know how to build healthy, tight-knit communities). Also, "becoming a monk", as you put it, is neither unrealistic nor unhealthy; *succeeding flawlessly* is what is difficult and unrealistic for most people, but that's also why most people should ideally marry as early as humanly possible. If and only if that's not possible, should you try to practice abstinence, because in that circumstance it is definitely good for you (unless you trust the ideologically-subverted, pharma-shilling, tranny-enabling medical institutions and their dysfunctional, dissent-stifling, fraud-infested, utterly Bogged peer-review process when they tell you otherwise over your own eyes, which I assume nobody here does at this point).
And there's no need to be hyperbolic, anon. Obviously wanking itself isn't necessarily catastrophic, just like eating candy doesn't necessarily mean you'll immediately get obese. The same goes for any other vice. A permissive attitude towards these vices, on the other hand, most certainly is catastrophic, and we can see the consequences on a grand scale. Because these things are always still bad for you to at least some degree, and the less you do of it the better; so, why not hold yourself to a standard and recognize it's something you should develop discipline over, to try to minimize and overcome? I don't think that's cringe at all, actually I think it's admirable.

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>>76870850
Based, fuck usurers and their faggot financial system

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>>76871845
So did you goom..?

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>>76873178
I'm looking for something good

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>>76870850
just get more money?

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>>76873231
Loop Gura undressing and goom to that.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Gura a lot.

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Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

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>>76873231
Just goom already

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I love Gura a lot.

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>>76873384
>>76874461
I'll goom 3 hours from now

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>>76874271
Yeah Gura will be paid to play it and she is a fembud.

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new likes btw

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>>76873102
This entire thread honestly makes my blood boil. >>>/jp/46895422
Payment processors such as Mastercard, VISA, and Paypal are essentially colluding and going after every large Japanese media company. They've simultaneously cut off payment processing to Fantia, DLsite, Getchu, Pixiv(including Skeb & Fanbox), Gumroad, DMM, Melonbooks, and even NicoNicoDouga. And those were all targeted within the last couple months.
This is why >>76866233 's payment was declined.
I really don't think a couple of companies should have this much(read: any) power over what legal things people choose to spend their money on. These companies have effectively side-stepped the government and constitution and instituted defacto widespread censorship campaigns by choosing what people can and cannot spend their money on.
It's intolerable. Heads need to roll.

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>>76874610
that's a LOT of edging...

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GOBB

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WIFE

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Goob?

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>>76874796
ISREAL
and a reponst

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>>76873304
I have more money, just not on me. I didn't have any emergency cash lying around, which I suppose was my bad, but there is no reason it should take 5+ days to transer money from my bank account to my credit card.

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Bored in a meeting?

[Anonymous No.]

They should really stop wasting the talent's time with meetings. That should be the manager's job to lose braincells

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>>76874993
it's around the same time as yesterday, so you might be right

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is in a meeting again..

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>>76874798
Agreed. Heads have needed to roll for a long time now, and sadly, this isn't even the worst of these reptilians' crimes
Here anon, take this. I'm sure you know what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>76875214
They need to get whatever they're working on perfect and need her input!

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This is goom perms btw. Gura is basically telling >>76874610 personally to goom.

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>>76874796
She loves us

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give Gura a meating

[Anonymous No.]

Baguraette honhonhon

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>>76874993
I think you're probably right. I wonder what it is that requires her to be in 12:00 AM meetings every day for 3 days in a row?

[Anonymous No.]

that's a sexy dino

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The kunesh vs gura fight pic she liked made me laugh.
I can't believe they're actually making likes private. This is one of the last times we'll ever be able to find joy in the stuff she likes on twitter like this.
Why does everything keep getting worse?

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>>76875950
It's a good change overall, quit being a whiny baby about it.

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>>76875950
No you did not read that right. Likes as in seeing who liked a photo but if you look on the twitter you can still see the photos you like regardless unless they change the settings. Right now if you look at any photo you can pull up a list of people who liked them soon that will not happen.

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>>76876124
So her like list will still show like almost every other person.

[Anonymous No.]

Gooba should start liking hololive porn so I can goom

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>>76875950
https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1765535563158081769 Stop posting lies. You make people worry for no reason. Gura's like list will always show.

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>>76876124
Retard they're making the "likes" tab on people's profile private, meaning you won't be able to see what any else has liked anymore.
>>76876084
There is literally zero upside to the change, kill yourself.

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(old I know, but) the fact that gura liked this is absolutely hilarious to me. her streams are at such insane times for me, and I fucking drop EVERYTHING to ensure I can watch it.
https://x.com/OrestKhvolson/status/1794467300256731151

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>>76876250
Retard

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>>76876331
Making it so random twitter faggots can't click likes and more likely than not see all the shit someone liked and trawl through it looking for dirt because they're too retarded to set it to private is a GREAT change and you're probably one of those faggots if you disagree.

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>>76876344
EUbud...

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>>76876435
If you don't want people seeing your shit either don't like it or use a bookmark. Ruining the experience of a majority of twitter users because far less than 1% abuse the function is beyond retarded. Take the devs dicks out of your mouth and fuck off because this is ruining one way Gura likes to interact with us.

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>>76876463
look, I don't know if moving to the states for gura streams (...when she does) is a good idea.

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>>76876657
Im also EU actually, but I work the nightshift, so I'm always awake at night.

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>>76876606
That's what people do. They don't like things. Which is bad for twitter, and why they're making this unequivocally good change.

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It's at moments like these that I am glad I have never used Twitter and therefore have no horse in this race
Although assuming the anon who says we won't see future likes is right it would be a shame to not get second-hand like updates /here/ anymore

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>>76874798
They NEED to embrace crypto payments. NOW.

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>>76876820
I wish I knew how to edit like that

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>>76876763
>an unironic twitter dev in the thread
Faggot.

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>>76876834
>basically admits to waiting for Space archives
are you even a chumbud if you haven't heard her gfe voicemails in real time?

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>>76876820
LOL

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>>76876606
It's sad that japs are too addicted to twitter so Cover won't move away to something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76877009
Holo Plus is a thing and they're making an EN version

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>>76877001
>s
voicemail. singular

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>>76859642
My wife is a retard
Pls don't be hard on her

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>>76876084
>It's a good change overall
No it's fucking not. It's one of the things that made twitter unique. Now it's going to be functionally no different than tumblr.
But most of all, when they implement this change, it's going to be next to impossible to find smaller accounts including artists, because niche stuff is often liked and seldom retweeted. This is because
1) people usually like things way more than they they retweet them
2) people who like risque stuff might not want their feed covered in weird shit, but they'll still like it.
3) People's feeds tend to be covered in their own bullshit thoughts, retweets of their friends' bullshit thoughts, and other random bullshit nonsense like food pics and gavha results. But their likes are usually mostly tweets that contain media, so it filters out unnecessary shit I don't care about.

Before, when I found a small artist that I liked, I could go to his likes tab and see the tweets he's liked and usually I'd find a couple more interesting artists that way. Or if one particular artwork was good, I could view the engagements, look at the likes tab, and it would show non-private accounts that liked the work too. I could then go to their account's likes tab and find a bunch of similar works.
But now this will be literally impossible and so it will completely kill my interest in going there.

Most people do not give a shit that their likes are public. If you're afraid of other people seeing your likes, make a second account.
There was no reason to do this. Pro members already have the option to hide their likes. Just role that out to everyone as optional. It's a fucking stupid decision which was made with faulty reasoning and it doing it will destroy the site for anyone that isn't interested in culture wars and politics.
And you're a fucking idiot too.

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Gura should start retweeting porn

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>>76877059
Not really a same thing since you can't share art or videos there + its a phone app (for now). I was thinking more like Threads or whatever the name is.

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>>76876124
>>76876175
>>76876250
Retard. You're 100% wrong. We won't be able to see Gura's likes anymore. That means talking about them like we were doing just now is going away.

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>>76876435
Literally fucking kill yourself. I do not get in arguments on twitter with piles of dog shit like you. I only look at people's likes to find new and interesting things from people that I share interests with.
Fucking die, you stupid, politics obsessed subhuman mutant.
>>76876763
Retard. Go to any jap artist and they literally all have tens of thousands of likes.
Why the fuck are you even defending twitter's bullshit reasoning? You're saying it's more important that twitter see your likes than sharing the things you enjoy with people like you.
You are a literal disease and I hope you're fucking wiped out.

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>>76877387
When will the change happen? Fuck elon that fucking retard

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>>76877387
>>76877673
>>76878371
Holy mother of seethe.
Not even commenting on the Twitter policy because like I said I don't use the site or care, but your pathetic mentality is revolting, low-IQ, low-T subhuman cancer. I'm so very sorry we can't all afford to be spineless, sedated coomer pussies who do everything in our power to distract and restrain ourselves from resisting the regime's gay cultural revolution with pornography like (You), retarded buckbroken faggot.
Stop throwing tantrums over the fact that people are getting in the way of your opiate by not being passive, obedient or conflict-averse enough, and then suck-start a fucking shotgun.

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>>76876331
>>76876344
If likes will not show up anymore she will just repost all of the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878705
DYRBI?

[Anonymous No.]

Tonight I played Smash at the bar like I normally do on Tuesdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878705
Spam reposting is retarded and even Gura knows that, you'd have to be a retard if you think she's going to do that.

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>>76876429
If they role out this change I'm sure everyone will switch to another platform like Blusky or god forbid facebook.

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>>76878812
MySpace is an option for cover or better yet cover could launch their own platform for us to use to see Gura's likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878846
goob morning

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>>76878846
Oyasame

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>>76878812
Absolutely delusional. Very few people care about this change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878812
>Twitter's done for this time bros
What is this, the twelfth time I've heard this? Do you faggots just never learn or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878846
sleep tight buddy

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>>76878812
Japanese (Cover) will never move on from twitter unless Elon really fucks up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878863
>Cover could launch their own platform
Damn, I guess nobody knows about Holoplus and the EN version had applications for beta testers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878846
sharkdreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879065
It had EN beta testers? I really don't see why I should care unless Gura is using it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879359
Not even I knew anything about that. If they have that platform its possible they may move most everything to it besides a stream post notification on X (formily twitter) with X making the like change its really taking away half of the thing that made the page what it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879591
It won't matter, Cover won't let anything lewd onto their platform anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878485
What do you propose to be the...final solution, then?

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck you sexualizing fish tails? Would you go to to the fish store and lick a raw fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879647
Gay spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879617
I was just thinking the same thing. With how Japan law works on that even if they did it would be limited. What ever the case even if that not being on the platform it would not make it a bad thing to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879676
Way less people will care about Gura's likes if she can't like lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879591
>>76879359
Is it not common to follow the Hololive English account? Guess I'm a unitycuck... (this was a month ago, apps are closed now)
https://x.com/hololive_en/status/1785126932348363262

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879647
did your bait thread die or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879732
That's the one Gura refused to follow isn't it? I don't follow it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879772
she does now, she started following it some time ago, I don't remember when

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879772
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879640
>final solution
You took the words right out of my mouth :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879896
first article...eh...Cuban defectors are based. Second headline though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879869
>>76879894
She's only following it because they merged the accounts, do you not remember that drama? She didn't choose to follow it. Cover practically raped her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880090
>merged
this is the old one that she doesn't follow
https://x.com/hololivepro_en

[Anonymous No.]

Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76877059 (me)
speak of the devil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880312
If Gura posts something and you don't share it we will rape and ryona you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880312
If anyone posts gawrt there please repost it here, goob bless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879707
You not what would be funny? If the likes was removed Gura was liking all the stuff she should not and they turn around and reverse the likes and we see the MA rated stuff she was liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880090
oh right, now I remember
they merged them because nobody gives a shit about the homos so they forced them onto everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880422
She 100% has a separate account for that if she's liking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880474
Proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880312
Post the whole e-mail, ofc hide your identity and whatever link they provide you.
Here, have a george

[Anonymous No.]

I am, by far and wide, the least retarded person to ever post in /ggg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880791
you're wide alright, you fat fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880801
You just hate me because i'm beautiful and my wife loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880769
pt 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880769
pt 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>76878485
I didn't say a single thing about porn, you presumptive ass. Most artists on twitter do not tag their works. Most Gura art is not posted under #gawrt. So in order to find it, you have to go through people's likes and find artists that draw hololive. It's a ton of work, but I've found literally multiple thousands of pieces of Gura art over the years doing this. When they make the change, finding these works will no longer be possible because again, most artists do not retweet anywhere close to the number of artworks they give a like in passing.
You might not care about Gura art, but I do. And a lot of others do as well.
So maybe shut the fuck up for once about things you don't know anything about by your own admission, you subhuman shithead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880937
>>76880965
You fell for it you fool! That george was a fake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880965
OK now post the entire TOS and privacy policy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881005
Tehe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880965 (me)
first impressions
The girls themselves don't seem to have accounts, it comes off as a news aggregate/fan discord but formatted like twitter. they have different "channels" that are kind of just cookie-cutter walled garden type shit. There's a fanart "channel" called "draw your oshi" haven't culled through what the "limits" are on it yet. EN testers are very much logged and active, mostly just your typical "my oshi is cute" type shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>76879065
Holoplus can't replace twitter as far as likes and art go because many artists make hololive art to share with their followers and not necessarily the hololive community. And that includes some artists that don't give a shit about hololive, but like the designs and draw art of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880769
THAT THING'S GREEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880312
The abbreviation for closed beta test is unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881146
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881021
it's public you can google it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Wednesday
Wife today, i can feel her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880077
They are indeed based, and that's why we should be friends - us in our country, and them in theirs.
Same thing with the Japanese, the English, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881114
Check your eyes, it looks blue like an authentic george.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881297
Welcome back sir Oswald Mosley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881099
Post that Gura is cute for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881099 (me)
A cool thing is you can filter posts that are only relevant to the girls you've selected as oshi's. This can be toggled on and off at will. So having just Gura I'm only seeing Gura-related posts (mainly photos of Gura plushies and Gura screenshots) This is the currently the only Gura post in the "draw my oshi" channel lmao

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck look what I found besides some dogshit on the pavement:

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881414 (me)
the kids are alright
(i'm going to bed now, i'm sure some other...uh...CBT...chumbies will chime in here soon enough)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881414
That's a sexy bloop

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880991
>I didn't SAY a single thing about porn
lol
If you'd actually bothered to pull your empty little head out of your ass long enough to read up to the second sentence, you'd know that so-called "admission" was specifically an indication that I was NOT talking about Twitter. I was talking about (You) burying your head in the sand, and screeching about anons being "politics obsessed" tells me everything I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881484
This appears to be a stolen George, gotta hand it over so it can be returned to it's rightful owner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881358
You flatter me anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881358
"They talked to what they called unity, which was simply a universal mix-up. Take idols and homos put them in a bag shake it together and heaven knows what would come out." - Oswald Mosley

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881660 (Me)
btw
>captcha: KSYSAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881660
You sound like a huge faggot whether you're politics obsessed or not.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76881768
I'm not at my pc right now, can somebud do me a favor and edit in Gura's hood over Mosley's head
ty in advance ily <3

[Anonymous No.]

Idk when it was, but she liked 2 more things

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882082
Ty chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881950
Would have tried but I'm sleepy and in bed. Gn.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882082
extremely based that she liked that

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna breastfeed Gura and change her diapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882225
Gura agrees, she liked this today, and also sang baby shark to a live concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882225
Fembud, let's make little chumbies and guras together.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76854803
Bravely bold Sir Gura rode forth from Hololive.
She was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Gura
She was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882082
sexo
>>76882183
Imagine actually roleplaying punishing her sexually for the ghosting. Would be hot in a fucked up sort of way, plus the self-deprecation eases the pain a bit because it shows she's not trying to pretend nothing's wrong and she clearly wants to do better
I for one will never stop cheering her on

[Anonymous No.]

I love my dumb little daughterwife Gura and I will dote on and protect her forever. It's what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76881660
Reading comprehension reps.
>head-dented retard says hiding likes tab is good because it allows people to argue without them attempting to deflect by bringing up the other's likes.
>I said I go to twitter to find art and ignore chimpanzees screeching about which worthless, vapid celebrity is canceled and being thrown to the pyre in any given week.
>For some reason, this causes you to seethe and label me as some kind of passive, porn-addicted gooner, complicit in the continuous downfall of society.
???

Go ahead and attempt to explain to me why I should care about the monkey bellows of a group of obese opinionated ethnic women discussing the latest tabloid at the office, retard. And then explain how preferring to look at nice art instead of join them is somehow the death of civilization.
What a retarded fucking thing to say. Go join your dent-headed friend against the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882225
This but the reverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882560
stop insulting head dents you know gura has one

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882560
Chumbie, you might be retarded but I want you to know that this post made my face hurt from smiling and chuckling so hard
I'm in too good of a mood to argue now, here, have a (You)

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76882801
No, explain how he's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882884
Can we post lewds there? What happens if I do that?.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882953
Nyo, now is cozy time

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882884
Ty chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882997
Cock smasher.
Also your balls will be filled with microplastics

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nice, I got in too. Thanks for talking about it buds, I completely forgot I even applied.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw when as part of my immersion reps, I change my twitter region to Japan so I only get Japanese trends and news instead of the fetid field of hemorrhoids that is the US trends
>mfw when I never even have to suffer a single black person appearing on my timeline
Does this make you frustrated, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883131
No Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882801
>>76882953
i’m surprised this shit is still going, I think anon’s point was we’re coomer faggots for whining about it instead doing something about it. It took me a couple reads cause I’m drunk and I almost went off on him but he’s right. So instead I asked what the “final solution” would entail. Other than training sharks to eat migrants, there needs to be a Rumble equivalent or get the japs riled up enough to “abe” Elon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883237
There is no way to "do something" about it other than not use the site, which you can't do with everyone else using it to post their art. They have to fuck up so bad that artists leave. And maybe use misskey to encourage artists to go there or whatever but that is such a fucking pain, it's already annoying enough to use twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883237
>I'm drunk
I can tell, cute chumbie
Are you mixing up the demographic replacement crisis and Twitter hiding likes as being the same problem that requires the same final solution
If so, based

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies what ya doin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883402
Relaxing in my bed, phoneposting, mentally preparing myself to hop on the desktop to get caught up on classwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883387
Speaking of, a bunch of twitter trash attempted to migrate to misskey a year ago, but they ignored the rules and harrassed Japanese artists for drawing loli art.
So 10 months ago, misskey "temporarily" stopped accepting registrations from all foreigners.
And then 2 months ago, they made it a requirement to have an account in order to even see images on the site.
Shit fucking sucks because I never bothered making an account because you never needed one to just see the art, until you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883550
Cool, I'm glad they have their walled garden. Sucks that I'm missing out on shit but the ones who aren't posting things elsewhere clearly don't want me to see their art.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think people here who say rapey things to Gura actually mean it or was it just a joke because we are all anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883854
I think Gura has rape fantasies and likes it. She definitely wants to see fanart of her getting fucked while in the stocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883845
Late meeting, this brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883402
I am playing civ6

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883402
I tried to play xcom enemy unknown but it doesn't work on ultrawide monitors. That's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the average age of male chumbuds and fembuds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884133
21 or so.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884142
True but that's due to the age range. Add ten years for the men and negative ten for the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884207
No, there are way more male kids and adult women watching Gura than you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884228
I doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

old, but we already know as I doubt it's changed much

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884371
ojibuds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884371
When this was first posted I was firmly in the 3 bracket now I'm almost to the fourth. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883916
Shes a woman so of course she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884510
I don't like reducing it to her being a woman. It makes her less special and Gura is the most special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884371
Unless she gains tons of younger new fans, that 25 - 34 will be the majority, if it's not already

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884544
I hope some of you delusional chumbuds wake up.
There is no such thing as a shark girl. Gura is a streamer. Gura is a girl, a human, just like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883854
People are definitely playing it up, particularly the ritual rape/ryona posters.
I still wont let them near my sweet daughterwife though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76882082
I wish I could put Gura in a pillory and ryona her T u T

[Anonymous No.]

DAMN YOU CUMANS YOU FILTHY ASIAN INVADERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885107
gura knows that ryona posters are like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885240
dead soundpost fuck

[Anonymous No.]

bobr

[Anonymous No.]

I just goomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76855871
Samen means "seed" in German

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885541
to what

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is 100% into ryona and denying it is being delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885600
I think Gura would find being delusional sweet in this case so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884371
I'll be goin' on ahead to that 8.6% soon...
I'll... I'll keep the lights on for you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885701
It's not that bad. You'll live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76883402
Lying in bed. It's 9:42pm, and I have work tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76884544
In that case, she's the best, most feminine, sexually optimal woman
And therefore craves a strong man to bully, overpower and control her most of all

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should have kissed Kiara during the poptarts offcollab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885892
they did after the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885909
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885864
That's better thank you

[Anonymous No.]

i hope gura brings back the hair thing for the badge. I liked being gura's hairclip. love hair

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think Gura reads the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886036
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>76880090
Good, next they should rape her into streaming more

[Anonymous No.]

>>76855702
https://vocaroo.com/137Xt7Yr1Vzb - Longing for the tide

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886064
Hi Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886098
That was beautiful chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886298
Thank you, I love our silly shark
Hope you love loving her too

[Anonymous No.]

Still catching up on KCD VOD, stream today? Or no because of the meetings I guess she mentioned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885598
I imagined spanking and then fucking Gura in the pillory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886399
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886399
How hot and based and cute and funny would it be if Gura played into the bit even further by going on record as admitting that she owes the members sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886623
that's basically what asmr means it's sex vtuber sex

[Anonymous No.]

I wish youtube would stop jumpscaring me with Gura stream recommendations.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886718
Gura's favorite thing is getting grabbed from behind, she loves it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76885266
>>76885240
maybe this will work?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HvPvwymVxI
here are some baby birds so you can imagine better whenever gura talks about baby bird feeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>76887319
I don't think it's just you. None of the soundposts are working for me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76887423
Strange mix of adorable and irritating
Reminds me of this time the local birds were being weird at the place I used to take smoke breaks like a year ago. One was shrieking and divebombing people as though protecting its nest (even though I don't think it wasn't hatching season at the time), another just stood totally still staring at a wall and not moving even when I stood right over it, or even tapped it with my foot
Birds are strange

[Anonymous No.]

since there are holo video games how hasn't there been a high profile gura one yet. are chumbies weak

[Anonymous No.]

since thewe awe howo v-v-video games how h-hasn't thewe been a high pwofiwe guwa onye yet. awe chumbies weak

[Anonymous No.]

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>76888389
I guess you can consider it streaming continuously if you squint really hard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76886351
No. I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76888389
i hear there's gura feet on there but nobody has posted it