/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>76759188

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I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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>i wanna chew on that

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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Why is she streaming? New gen is about to be announced?

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>>76788223
SNIFFFFF

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>>76788032
There was nothing much to do back then other than to farm and have sex

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Gura witnessing how swords are made for first time.

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I wish I had a dad like that...

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goob should watch Forged in Fire

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>>76788295
and kill c*mans

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that grip is gonna slide right off...

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Gura is so cute!

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This is the best mood I've been in all month, I'm so easy it hurts.

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Uhh chumbuds? Youre response?!?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>76788295
sounds like the life...

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>>76788309
I wonder if she'd like Forged in Fire

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my wife

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Gura is being super cute and funny tonight don't you think?
It makes me happy that she's enjoying herself. It's contagious.

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>>76788373
lol you are a retard

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>>76788373
post link to Tenma with a funny hat
I want to see that later

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>Gura doesn't know what schnapps is
uh...HER bros? the alcohol gremlin or whatnot?

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>>76788450
samen

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Nice....lass....yeah exactly

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>>76788373
Thanks for the laugh you fucking retard

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bohemian-ass fade

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henry is just like me...

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>>76788501
the alcohol was kayfabe

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Hmm the plot thickens like that bountiful lass from earlier

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>>76788675
>still believing she was drinking while underage

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>>76788450

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And there goes that village.

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Is that a flag of Serbia

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>76788501
Alot of people really ever only drink well known commercial litht beer, vodka, gin or things like smirnoff. Some may drink whiskey and rum. It's believable.

>>76788776
Lots of people do, it isnt uncommon.

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oh nyo smaegasund

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>>76788776
many states let you drink underage in your parents house

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I love how invested goober gets

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her model froze

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Damn I missed Gura.

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>>76788930
no

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>>76789066
Yes it is

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NOOOOOOOOOO MUM!

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>>76789012
Aim better next time.

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henrybros...

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>>76789122
no because serbia was conquered by the ottomans by that time
it would make no sense

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>>76789167
Retard lmao

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Total Cuman Death

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why is henry so unfit? I'm kind of a fat fuck and even I can run longer than him

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Goob would not survive in the medieval era...

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>>76789212
Nah that's Serbia

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ded shark

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How the hell is her timing always so perfect

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and there goes Henry!

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And she died because she thought they were good guys. Gura...

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oh nyo she dum

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>>76789313
I would be her level 1 militia man husband and die for her.

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I'm in love with her.

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>>76789316
>provide argument
>n-no
you're a dum dum

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How come Henry has no idea how to work a forge or maintain his equipment at his age?

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gura noticed me sneaking up on her...

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turkic cumans raping White Europeans. history repeates itself.

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she left her bitch to die

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>>76789438
The flag clearly had an eagle with two heads

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she's so fucking dumb I love her

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Gura left Bianca to the cum mans...

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blessed goob sounds

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>trying to save the random slag
Ngmi.

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beautiful

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SNORTTTT

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Would have been smarter to attack at that rate

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bitch can't read at all lmao

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Baguraette honhonhon

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Evil hoomans...

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gura taking on eight dudes...

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She's never going to read any of the prompts is she

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this is so kino

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Gura didn't read the message. She thought she had to fight the guys surrounding Theresa.

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Is there a difficulty slider for this game, I wouldnt mind her playing on easy

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>>76789521
And there is absolutely no fucking way for any knight to have a double headed eagle in the coat of arms?
Serbia literally ceased to exist like 30 years before the game, idk what to tell you.

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>>76789676
Yeah me and my clones

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>>76789662
Swabians....

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>>76789680
nope

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>>76789680
gura likes to solve her problems with murder

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>>76789711
It was the Serbs then

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>>76789687
I bet I could take those guys. just dont get surrounded and try and get them in each others way

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ALL conflicts are ethnic conflicts. The sooner you view the world through a racial lense, the sooner everything will start to make sense. Also I want to schlurpen gura's cun cun.

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Gura is gunna take on 8 dudes... No...

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Gura wants a train ran on her!

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For some reason I've always loved how she says "dude"

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>>76789776
fuck off
why are you so hellbent on this, you have no argument

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Is Gura ran through?

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>>76789781
>Also I want to schlurpen gura's cun cun
based

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>>76789853
You should read Mavro Orbini

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she fucking ran over that dude

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>told to go left
>actually went left
Alright, I'm warming up to the replaced by AI theory, that's not as directionally challenged as usual.

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BONK

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Turkic invasions is why the slavs aren't white. Is why Germans are the most pure indo-europeans, all others have been miscegenated to fuck. I want to miscegenate with Gura, bleach her genes.

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>>76789780
At this point the game has provided you with the joke version of the combat system that will get you animation locked and turbo countered every time you swing.
Aiming your strikes? Swinging your sword?
Nah m8, masterstrike counter and clinch

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Magyar is probably the coolest barbarian language there is.

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>>76790000
"The most pure Indo-Europeans" lost a world war two times

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>>76789929
what does a man claiming that Alexander the Great was a Slav have to do with anything

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im the emperor of /ggg/

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The coolmans...

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I think Saxon women are hot

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>>76790138
The gloomans

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She's been clapping a lot this stream

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>>76790000
and now they're being conquered by savages...

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Gura was an idol, until she took an arrow to the leg.

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her model froze again, or she's leaning outside the tracking area

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>>76790127
Due to incompetent allies and having the rest of the world against them. Even then it they gave it their all. A much better enemy and more virtuous than the enemies of today which scurry and hide.

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>>76790371
ok?

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Imagine saving a wounded refugee just for him to come back in sleazy armor and fuck your wife.

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I like that gura appreciates the details in this. I never really paid attention

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>>76790406
yeah cope
maybe they shouldn't have declared war on the entire world if they didn't want to lose

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>>76790454
I just liked the shirt...

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This game is making me racist to the tartars or whoever the fuck army attacked Skalitz, does that make me a bad person?

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This is heavily pleasant and I hope she continues it on the morrow.

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>>76790406
>>76790502
go back to /pol/ you fags

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>>76790535
You are most likely browner than them anyways

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>>76790502
they did pretty well considering that, imagine if murrica didn't get involved like they initially wanted to...

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>>76790451
retard, it means she is exited

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>>76790535
just dumb this is a video game

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>>76790454
>tfw European peasant
Some things never change

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>>76790591
It sure would have lasted longer

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idk gura, maybe you could've read what the dialogue symbols mean in the first minute of the game

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>>76790502
The first one was a their fault but I do think the second one was such a clusterfuck. Really Hitler had to fuck up a lot and the upperclass british twits ahd to let him get away with a lot of shit to get to the point where WW2 was inevtible

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>>76790535
no that's fairly normal

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>>76790502
you can't stand up against the jewish elites without declaring war on the entire world, because they literally hold that much power. Germany did nothing wrong. Allies were evil. Gura would agree with me cos i dick her tiny cunny and stretch her out just how she likes.

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I wish Gura would feed me like a baby bird

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>>76790535
It's ok, Cumans don't really exist anymore. You can be as racist to them as you want.

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>>76790502
>maybe they shouldn't have tried to extract themselves from slavery to international capital if they didn't want to lose

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Gura would be a fun mother.

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>>76790690
>jewish elites
Can the CIA stop spreading their shitty propaganda

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>>76790598
>exited
oh nyo where did she go???

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>>76790591
they would have lost WWI anyway even without america, Germany was on its last legs before America managed to cobble together 1 division

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>>76790642
I mean the americans basically funded the soviets and brits, gave them food, fuel, guns, ammo, clothing, trucks etc.

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henry is hungy

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>>76790729
Yeah, mine.

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>>76790502
They... didn't

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>>76790535
don't be, steppe waifus are cute
Central Asian chuuba when

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>>76790535
Cumans under the hungarian king.

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goob wants to be spoiled

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I want to pamper Gura...

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>>76790591
Blame the Japanese for that, but if america didn't turn Japan's asshole inside out, we wouldn't have gotten anime and in turn vtubers and gura

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>>76790704
There's still hundreds of thousands of them in Anatolia and the Balkans.

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>>76790765
Having a commie in the white hosue was certainly to their benefit

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>I wanna be fussed over like this
/here/ buds, we did it

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you guys are all so uneducated you can only discuss ww2.

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I'm going to dote on and baby the ever living shit out of her!

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>>76790766
I was talking about WW2

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Big bowls of what now? The stream stuttered

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If you look closely Gura has the colors of Serbia - red, blue and white. Her colors represent SERBIA.

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>>76790550
goto pol during a gura stream? kys. you go somewhere else that distracts you from the stream instead, if us talking about shit relevant to the stream makes you piss your little pissy faggotpants.

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>>76790850
No, Henry killed them all.

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>>76790861
Dont be a history snob those are the worst.

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>>76790746
Americans allowing ex-German generals to write their history books was a mistake. That's why wehraboos exist today.

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>>76790848
We still would have gotten anime maybe even with more German influence due to Hitler and his admiration of Disney.

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I will pamper my real girlfriend Gura.

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>>76790775
Yeahhhh steppe waifu's

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>>76790900
beans

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>>76790848
Inserting a puppet government and making the whole place a tech slave nation worked really well in the long run

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>>76790861
Everybody knows that WWI is far superior

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Gura was a little sleepy before start of stream.

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>>76790600
an extremely historically accurate video game.

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/his/torian here, ask me anything.

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>>76790919
Henry only purged Bohemia.

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fat gooba

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>>76791023
Fuck Albania

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>>76791016
anyone involved is literally dead by now

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>>76790917
fuck off you are not even watching the stream you subhuman pissnigger

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>>76790766
nah
the entente were on its last legs
without america to give it the last push it would very likely have been status quo or something
they couldnt even completely enforce terms on turkey after the germans agreed to the armistice
who knows what a few more offensives without american support could have done

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Do people still keep track of her ovulation chart?

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>>76790591
Even if they hadn't, no one was going to come out of a war lasting 5+ years a winner. Every nation was beyond fucked demographically and financially after the immense efforts to win the 'war to end all wars'. All sides would have been better off if Germany had won a swift victory in 1914 and everyone got to go home by Christmas. There would have been some experience with modern weaponry for lessons to be learned without deep-seated hatred to fester that led to WW2 in our timeline.

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damn shark you sleep that much

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>>76791023
How accurate were the weapons used in the last batttle they showed and how good would the armor the invaders were wearing have stood up to the average sword of the time?

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>>76791023
What happened in Cologne on the 11th of September, 1377?

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>>76791147
I agree

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Gura the footfag strikes again

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>>76790850
Oh please, modern Turks are about as much Cuman as modern Australians are British.

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This older woman took advantage of poor Enry'

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>>76791023
Who where the sea people that helped cause the collapse of the Bronze age?

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>>76791023
I love Albania!

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>>76791023
Why are these Cumans so evil

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Get rizz'd

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>>76791130
you're fucking retarded, Kaiserschlacht was their hail mary and it fumbled badly
germany was literally collapsing from within
Americans didn't do much besides being an arms merchant in WWI

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>>76790861
Let's discuss the crusades instead, more relevant to the time period
Entirely justified war of self-defense on Christendom's part against the Mohammedans who were conquering large swathes of their territory and rendered the West destitute through destroying Roman trade lines, piracy, and slave raids

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>>76791351
I love King Baldwin

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>>76791023
Why were Catholics such know it all assholes

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>>76791228
Is that when Castile and Florence banned card games?

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>>76791344
Mercenary army with pillage being part of their pay.
The more brutal they are the more shit they get to steal

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>>76791428
No clue.

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>>76791351
I liked the part where they ate people

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>>76791023
real talk
what to you are the most pivotal moments in history, like real swing events that would result in a vastly different world if it happened differently
like someone would have invented the printing press eventually, or a war changing clay might not have mattered on the ground level

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>>76791351
Reconquista did nothing wrong. In fact, they didn't go far enough on the "internationalists".

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>>76790861
Americans don't know anything before their state was established.

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>>76791023
How long has it been since you bathed

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>>76791533
yes we do, we learn about sparta.

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>>76791320
what's that

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>>76790861
i'm playing nobunigga's ambition with goob streaming in the background

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>>76791351
You're not even discussing the right crusades dumbass. It's the Hussites we should be talking about.

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>>76791511
I am actually descended from Galician nobility and agreed. Fuck them and their handlers

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>>76791389
Better education and funding from the church

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So there's 3 waifus you meet at the start of the game that you can potentially rizz? Fugg I wanna try this game now. Thanks Gura

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>>76791511
Truth

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>>76791582
TWO days

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>>76790947
It's also a fanfiction that never happened. In America, our history books simp for FDR, the allies and the schizophrenic holocaust narrative *endlessly*. It's basically the only subject we study in detail in high school, because it's the foundational myth of neoliberal post-war "civilization".
Stop pretending to know what you're talking about if you're going to shamelessly describe the literal opposite of reality.

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>>76791347
the entry of the americans was pressure that added to the calculus of war
there were german boots on french ground and not the other way around when the call for peace came
without the americans, its literally a coin flip if this or that offensive could have made either side cry uncle

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>husband
I-is there an NTR route

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>>76791778
ye

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PNG-goober my beloved

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>>76791778
We can roleplay it if you want

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>>76791778
Yes.

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>>76791778
Of course

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>>76791730
At some point you have to come to terms with history being fiction based on true events

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>>76791736
Given that the Americans also brought up moral which is a large boost in military power without the need of expenditure.

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>18+7
>26
>I don't even think she is worth perusing
kek based Gura

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>>76791778
You get a free shirt at the end of it

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Sex with a fembud.

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Medieval 25. Too old for Gura. She wants them younger.

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I gotta be honest with all of you, 25 is pretty old to a youngbud like me

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>>76791924
based gura knower

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what the fuck is going on
henry's parents just got slaughtered and he's listening to this 10 minute long trauma dump

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>>76791730
So you're going to pretend like the rehabilitation of the wermaht wasn't a thing? All those myth about hitler being a mad man and SS bad Wermaht good stem from German generals imported into the US.

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>25? She's done for!

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>>76791924
Don't we all in this thread?

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Henri (Gura) trying to make a christmas cake feel younger and failing...

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she read my words :')

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>>76791351
KILL MIGRANTS IN EUROPE, BEHEAD ALGERIANS AND MUTILATE MOROCCANS, KILL THEM ALL, MAKE THE STREETS RED WITH IMMIGRANT BLOOD

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>>76791934
Ha ha....yeah thats right fellow kid. I can totally relate to that with my like....skibby toilet rizz thing or some shit. I dunno I was born when Reagan was President elect

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>>76792014
Gura needs an ojisan, she understands we're into younger girls tho

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>>76791636
qrd on this game?

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>>76792014
uoh

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>>76791461
The Saracens you mean? Yeah they did that a lot
dw though they're getting theirs >>76790626

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>>76792059
>location: Honduras

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>>76792059
Focus. You need to crucify the ones that let them in first

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>>76792089
>Nobunaga
NTA, but probably a game about unifying Japan.

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Medieval 25 isn't even considered hag to Gura.

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>>76792089
strategy game in sengoku japan
imo sphere of influence is better

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>>76792154
Last time one of them was crucified it killed the Roman Empire.

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At this rate, Gura's stream will end early because her PC will explode...

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I love my Gurandmawife

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>2 hours

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>Gura thinks 25 is ancient

Umm so what does Gura think about herself........

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>>76792214
>>76792251
I wanted to know how the game plays.

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>>76792312
Gura is a millionaire she has a good pc

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Oh yeah this game runs like shit and will execute a VTuber running their rig and trying to stream at the same time

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>>76792312
but I want her to read my supa...

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How come her PC is playing KCD like crap?

Doesn't she have a RTX 4090 or something.

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>>76791981
I don't have to "pretend" about anything. Operation Paperclip etc. was real. The nonexistent myth about Wehrmacht "rehabilitation" is not real. To this day our history books portray every German, down to the civilians, as two-dimensional cartoon villains. Just like FDR and Henry Morgenthau did.

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>>76792256
They didnt crucify enough of them then. Plus I think it sends a good message of your dissatisfation

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>>76791736
No it fucking wasn't, you're talking like the US struck some decisive blow while the actual amount of forces used was tiny. Germany had no way to keep the war going, they gave it their all in the 1918 offensive and failed to bring any real change to their situation. The second they failed the front started being rolled back, just because the armistice happened on French ground doesn't mean the french wouldn't storm into Germany if the war kept going.

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>>76792392
rain hort

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>>76792392
Inefficient game + vtuber app + OBS + some other bullshit

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>>76792392
every PC plays KCD like crap dumbud

[Anonymous No.]

Mr Beast mention.

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>>76792256
Rome fell due to genetic and political factors. Christianity was not of "them", and allowed the West to recover after Roman civilization collapsed

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>>76792392
Nvidia sent her an early sample of the 5090 but she has a ryzen 5 so it's bottlenecked.

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>>76792563
sure, /pol/tard

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Are the chumbuds okay?

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>>76792563
Come on lets bring it back. Even if its just footpads and crucifying profligates. It would be great fun

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>>76792707
yes, Gura is live right now

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>>76792707
ye

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>>76792614
can't refute the racial worldview which is correct about absolutely everything, therefor /pol/tard namecalling. lol. every single time. Just like how every single time i cum, it's to my cunny sharkwife.

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ngl, Gura has been way more successful in this game than I expected.

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Gura likes fatbuds, wtf bros????????

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>>76792471
I don't know why other Americans even WANT to take credit for WW2
I'm totally satisfied laying the bulk of the blame for that particular Satanistic crime against humanity at the hands of the Soviets who were 90% responsible in reality, personally

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>>76792707
Gura gets chumbies brain juices going.

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>>76792251
Can you see what outside factions opinions on other outside factions are? Like I'm TW: three kingdoms?

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>>76792707
yes

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>>76792710
nta, I wish... people are way too pacified to do anything about the invaders...

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>>76792350
I still love Gura even if she is a hag

[Anonymous No.]

Time for battle bois. Time to defend the battlements.

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>>76791487
NT/his/A but one battle that could have had extensive ripple effects (not on a global scale) that I rarely hear mentioned was the Battle of Bouvines in 1214. The very early concept of a united French nation was born from this victory that brought an end to the peak of England's presence on the continent, over a century before the more well-known Hundred Years War kicked off. And instead of being the laughing stock he is known as, King John could have been one of England's more fabled kings if he had won that battle. More murkier would have been the fate of the ongoing civil war in the Holy Roman Empire if John had been able to provide support to his nephew but I don't think it would have had long lasting effects which noble house was ruling the clusterfuck that kingdom was. But ya, at the least a united French nation would have been delayed by decades or more. More likely, the history of Western Europe would have been much different.
Also the Magna Carta and all that descended from that important document would have never happened, or would have had to happen via different means and timeframe.

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>>76792813
not abuse lardplanets, but us greying dadbods are so fucking in. Because our muscley size maximizes her size difference fetish.

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>>76792810
Honestly, yeah shes doing alright

[Anonymous No.]

Divish's voice acting is probably the worst in the game

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>>76792813
aww FUCK, I lost all this weight for nothing?!

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>>76792869
The Legion is the future lets do this

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>>76792392
It's early open world Crysis Engine game made by small team of inexperienced euro devs, optimization was an afterthought.

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>>76792813
Gura wants someone that makes her look small in comparison, now that she eats nothing but cake.

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bald

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>>76792928
obese*

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What's Croatia?

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>>76792256
Are you fucking retarded? MUTILATE TRAITORS

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bald

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>>76792969
but that's almost everyone

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Sir Bald

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>>76793004
It’s a type of fish

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>>76792962
Eastern Europeans, still recovering from the damage done by jewish communism. hence east euro jank.

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>>76792707
I dont make enough money and I need to kill people

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>>76793013
You misunderstand.
I'm all in for killing them. But the bonfire has proven more effective.

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>>76792471
never did i state that the americans dealt a "decisive blow"
but their mere presence alone decisively affected the decision-making of the german military
without the us, there could still have been some confidence for the heer to try for more
especially with the russians out of the war towards the latter portion of the war
which again, i state could have worked to win, or not

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are you people real

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>>76793247
nyo

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>>76793247
I'm a figment of your imagination

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>>76793247
Serbia

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Divish beat that whole army without even raising a weapon.

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>>76793247
You're on the internet.
Nothing is real. Everything is real.

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Gura doesn't like bald people. No ware yet... for now.

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>>76793247

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Gura hates baldbuds.

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>>76793179
Fair enough, i will calm down.

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Sorry bald chumbuds, Gura's scared of you

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>>76793247
Why are you asking yourself this, I'm you.

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>>76793247
I think so which apparently is allI need to be a real boy

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>>76793063
Steve Austin

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>>76793363
Even better

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did she say she's going to end?

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Ok buds, I gotta work tomorrow so gudnite!

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Gura is my comely wench.

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>>76793247
I'm fake

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>>76793063
Horus Lupercal

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>>76793476
who needs sleep when you could watch Gura?

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>>76793476

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Ok gura, I got naked

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>>76793190
anon please they had it so bad internally they almost flipped red like russia, what are we even talking about
they would try again and they would fail again because the home front was collapsing
even beating russia didn't deliver the gains germany expected because they used most of their manpower in the east to police the regions they annexed
the soldiers they did free up were used up in the 1918 offensive, which was again fended off by the brits and french
it was over

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I better here that get naked right now line in future mmd's

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>>76793476
Weakbuds will be the first to go.

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>>76792707
Elated, thanks for dropping in takodachi, have a blessed day

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It's so weird how watching gura stream brings me such extreme comfort and contentment. I wish I had the words to tell her how much joy she brings me. Bros it hurts.

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>>76793247
I wonder

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>>76793247
Maybe

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>>76793739
she completes me

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>>76793476
The VOD will be waiting for you so dont sweat it

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>>76792813
She likes chunky but strong
Peak Dadbod makes her wet like no other

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I like watching the gears turn in my daughterwife's head

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>>76793866
That sounds painful

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>>76793704
The blood of the chumbuds is closer to Gura than the ink of the squids and the prayers of oysters.

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Why does Henry look like he has fetal alchohol syndrom.

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>>76793958
He's Czech.

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>>76793831
>be 6'3" 270
>Could benchpress multiple Guras at once

Im in bros

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remember when gura got sweaty and took off her sweater, and we could hear the fabric and everything. she's now just sitting there, having an odor, releasing pheromones, her pee is slowly gathering in her bladder, he digestive system working away, her cute little lungs breathing, expelling a feminine girly smelling breath, her mouth making saliva to keep her mouth and lips nicely lubricated.. her little cunny is just there, existing.... fuck. she's actually a real girl that exists. i'm fucking diamonds.

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>>76793247
I'm not.

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>>76793958
I don't think you know what fetal alcohol syndrome looks like...

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>>76794037
Could bicep curl her.

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Why does he want to bury his parents so bad?

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>>76794167
So they dont rise as Vampires and can get into heaven

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>>76794167
religious tradition. to me bodies are just soulless molecules. i don't even visit graves.

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>>76794117
Litterally him.

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>>76794167
Not burying your dead is very disrespectful chumbud.

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This is so goofy.

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How long until she figures out she can just jump off the drawbridge

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phrasing gura...

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>>76794048
what about her feetsies?

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>>76794303
Vintage gooba.

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his helmet looks like a pp

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Gura would walk up to you and make you strip...

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>>76794445
h-hot

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>>76794048

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>>76794445

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>>76794445
If you cant strip for Gura by flexing and spontaniously cause the Pillarman music to start playing you need to work out more and be a proer chumbud

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>>76794393
fuck how could i forget, that sorta fleshy cheesy feminine feets smell. nothing smells like girls feet, nothing. Why is every odor a girl gives of so sweet? meanwhile males smell like offensive tang. Are girls actually just like... magic beings or something? Want to sniff every inch.

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>>76794691
Same desu but for girlbutt

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Master thief, Gura

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>gura can't whistle
according to James Bond that means you like cock

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>>76794691
Girls feet don’t always smell good, especially after they get off work.

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>>76794445
How are you going to fuck Gura if you don't strip

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>>76794691
You're quite obviously a virgin lol.

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>>76794859
I have a hole in my jeans pocket I will slip my dick through.

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>>76794945
nta, that's uncomfortable though and I'd rather feel her skin on my hips

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>>76794883
Does getting raped at summer camp count? Asking for a friend

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>>76794883
if i was a virgin, i wouldn't know that they smell so good. i guess the worst smell they can make is a cumstained period shit... but even then.... even then...

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>>76794883
NTA but I want to lose my virginity to a goth woman's feet.

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>>76794851
even so, still has that sweetness. Even used bandaids from girls smell nice, even their earwax.. femininity persists in every possible odor they give off, as if they were divine.

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>>76795019
That is unnecessary. I only need to jack my dick off in my pocket and then catch the cum and shove it in her vagaina. It is the most efficient way to procreate, which is a fetish of Gura’s

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Is Gura ovulating? She's so horny.

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>>76794303
reminds me of when she kicked that dog in gta

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LODS OF EMONE

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MOMMY

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Gura....

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huminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahuminahumina

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>>76795152
I think you’re getting natural body odor and fruity perfumes mixed up chumbie. Girls are just as monkey as guys are.

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God she is so horny right now

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>>76794048
>feminine girly smelling breath
Yeah, no.

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>>76795170
I need a tracker bud to tell me if she is ovulating.

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I need Gura to call me daddy

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I missed Gura so much.

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>>76795152
this virgin larp is fucking weird

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SNIFFA SNIFFA. SHES HERE.

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Fell asleep at 7:30pm and just woke up. How has the stream been?

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>>76795024
if you cummed, yes

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>>76795398
Retard she brings up smells every single stream

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>>76795422
pretty good. she down bad for the ladies

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Do you understand how much I love this girl?

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>>76795336
God knows how many of my children I've killed to this doujin.

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>>76795422
Bri ish.

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>>76795044
Period blood that's festered for awhile is truly the nastiest smell in existence

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>>76795443
W...would it have made my friend gay then?

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>>76795422
its one where she is so into the game that she hasn't said much in terms of funny shit beyond lusting for the girls and then complaining they are too old

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>>76795313
nah i fucking HATE perfumes. I fucking hate them. fuck all that shit off. Nah i'm talking their natural smell. Like at most i'll tolerate a nice smelling soap or shampoo, but anything else that interferes with her natural smell can fuck off. Also i'm talking about girls, not old hags, no overweights cos they all stink like shit. I'm an absolute smellfag, I know my shit. And my sense of smell is acute, i only need to walk within 2 meters of a cute girl at the supermarket, and i can go home and cum to the scent. No girl is safe from my big kraut shnoz.

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Gura was a boy... Now she's a man!

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>it's been 3 hours already
how does time fly so fast when this shark child is involved

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>>76795498
No, because I lover her more than you. I cant imagine loving her less.

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>>76795514
yeah it's fowl, yet lewd, a cute girl on pad and my lizard brain says boner time. a fat hamplanet on her festering rag though and i vomit in my own mouth. 99% of life is bad disgusting smells.

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Chumbuds? Did you need this tonight?

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>>76795747
What I need is Gura to lay in bed with me where I can hold her until we both fall asleep. That’s what I need.

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>>76795747
she makes life worth it.

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>>76795720
Women are fucking disgusting, I used to live with a woman and she left period blood splattered all over the bathroom floor, it was gross.

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>>76795822
same desu

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I'm getting sleepy. Gura should end stream.

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>poor
>weak
>British
this game sucks.

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>>76795619
See most guys are just weird about this shit and it creeps people out. This mother fucker right here? You can tell hes honed his craft and is worth of respect kinda like the Suipiss Scientist

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>>76795886
You should end life.

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>>76795510
I've never seen this, is it an edit?

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>>76795747
Yes mommy!

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>>76795897
The dude jerks off to perfumes he smells at the grocery store. He’s a fucking nut

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>>76795886
fuck off, weakbud

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Gura needs to play recettear so she can learn how to haggle.

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>>76795835
yeah women are. girls aren't. there's a difference. also girls are fucking messy and lazy and have pathetic lazy gross habits. but they are also malleable and can be guided towards good habits. left to their own devices though. there's probably still broken glass and crusty year old panties on gura's floor. But I shall guide her to living a healthy clean life.

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My daughterwife is being cheap

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?

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>>76796000
Trips noted and I dont disagree I just admire when a man puts convinction into his fetishes more than the weirdos who just harp on and on about liking feet but dont study podiatry or anything like that

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>>76796000
>smoker that lost their sense of smell.

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>>76795962
Yes. It was never finished, though.
>335176
sauce

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>>76796055
I DLed that a while ago but havent managed to actually play it

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>>76796116

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BÓBR KURWA.

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KURWA

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KURWA

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>KURWA
I NEED THIS SOUNDCLIP ROIGHT NOW

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I didn't know she knew the Bobr Kurwa meme, am happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgY5Q5d9SNQ

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JA PIERRRRRDOLE

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>if anyone has to use the restroom
I just did gura..

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>>76796144
I’m a smellfag too. I just don’t do it to women in public spaces you tard. A favorite smell of mine is laying face to face with a girl in bed and inhaling on their exhales and matching their rhythm until I fall asleep too.

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'ORSH

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How many times has gura peed on stream?

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>>76788790
Judas Priest

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>>76796214
Great game 10/10.

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>>76796518
2 times, my mouth is directly attached to her urinary tract

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>>76796559
Fuck that little girl, always ruined my streaks.

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>>76796518
Damn did I miss some piss?

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>>76796518
>>76796593
its more than twice considering she pissed her pants at least once on stream

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>>76796643
>Fuck that little girl
as if you needed to say

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>>76796643
>Fuck that little girl
If you insist

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>>76796455
there is no way to detect me smelling them. like i don't poke my nose at them, I just walk past them while breathing in normally. They can't stop me from absorbing their feminine molecules into my olfactory membrane. But yes, hard agree, girl breath is amazing, as is sleeping next to one. Watching their chest rise and fall. Also they make the duvet/blankets and sheets smell nice. But seeing i have the charisma of smeared dogshit, these days i survive on breathing ASMR etc.

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>>76796705
oh I thought he meant this stream

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>>76796056
>girls aren't
>also girls have pathetic lazy gross habits
So which one is it?

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>>76790766
Why did it take 4 years for the war to end after that then?

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>looting the dead
kek

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kek, off to looting the bodies I guess

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>>76796836
girls themselves smell good. even their unwashed buttholes smell good. their bad disgusting habits outside of their body smell bad. like leaving rotten food out.

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So is this game like elder scrolls but in the actual 1500s with no magic or what

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>>76796985
more or less

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>>76796985
more like oblivion but in the actual 1500s with no magic

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>>76796985
take you this long to figure this out? i don't get it how people just don't know things. it's so weird.