/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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What would being married to Suisei be like?

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>>76690671
domestic violence

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>>76690876
Why would you want to hurt her?

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>>76690671
Ask Miko

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hot animalistic sex on the floor because the bed is taken by 500 plushies

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>>76690671
Really busy all the time
Her sister is always hanging around
Communicates with you through a doll

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>>76690671
Depressing, and stressful. She will always be busy, you always need to go out in secret, she's picky af, she's incredibly prickly, you'll be a househusband, you're the one welcoming her, etc.... etc...

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>>76690671
sounds like she'd be a very fun wife.
actually will try to beat you in video games
can banter with you
it'd be real fun.

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>>76690876
if she doesnt make me lose a few teeth im getting a divorce

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>>76690671
The sex would be awful, for sure

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>>76690671
she will always come home late cause she went out with her male friends, drinking and partying somewhere while you're a stay at home husband, taking care of chores, cooking, and watching over the kids.

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>>76690671
She shops like Michael Jackson used to (pointing at everything she wants in the store and saying she'll take it without pausing). Even if she does have the money for that, I wouldn't get along with someone like that.

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>>76690671
She would make you live in a separate house, in a separate city, in a separate prefecture, in a separate country, using a separate phone, with separate friend groups, living her life on a completely separate schedule.

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>>76691025
Wait that sounds kino
>Verification not required.

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>>76691900
OP asked about Suichan, not Choco

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this is now a micomet thread

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>>76691750
Not true, she would tryhard it to get the best technique

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>>76690671
She would never be at home

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*cheats on her with miko*

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>>76690671
She's such a prude, a perfectionist, and a workaholic it would probably suck to be honest. Give me one of the introverted hikki girls instead please

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>>76690671
Cheat on her with Aku-tan

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>>76694174
But she's also cheating on you with her

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>busy working till late and come home
>sleep in separate beds
>expect you to do everything from chores to cooking while she just works and provides money
Well it’s almost worth it but probably sex and dates is probably once a year or half year.

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>>76694174
>>76694222
Aqua is just you and Suisei's sexpet she keeps locked up in the closet for whenever you and her decide to spice things up in the bedroom. It involves very roughly double-teaming Aqua and every time you're surprised at how much rougher and meaner Suisei is with her than you are. She even calls you a pussy.

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>>76690671
I would rape her everyday and there would be nothing she could do about it because we are married

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>>76690671
99% of vtubers would be shit wives and 99% of viewers shit husbands.

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>>76690922
this

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Only anal sex would be allowed

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>>76690671
drink her suipiss

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>>76702395
but she would hate that

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>>76691025
>Her sister is always hanging around
Imagine
>Wants a baby
>Realizes it would interrupt her career
>Has you impregnate Anemachi instead

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>>76691025
This sounds like the plot of a light novel

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>>76690671
beatings

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>>76702900
She's too much of a prude to allow that. You'd have to harvest it secretly. And if she catches you then it's over. No more marriage.

Is it worth it?

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>>76704101
Alternatively Anemachi can just serve as a live in babysitter so Suisei can continue to work after she gets over the pregnancy.

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>>76691796
This. I don't know how anyone expects otherwise

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>>76690671
Good life

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>>76690671
I can tell you the answer, but I also have my own career to protect

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Towa shows up all the time and Suisei doesn't care if you have sex with her but she will watch then criticize your technique.

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>>76690671
Being her ottoman after a long day of idol work

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>>76713664
Suisei anon we are not talking about anemachi

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>>76690671
sleeping in separate beds you alone and Sui with Miko

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>>76690671
I volunteer

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>>76713921
fapped to this

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>>76690902
Me hurting her is precisely the opposite of what would happen in such a dreamlike scenario, anon.
>>76691840
She can control my finances too, that's even hotter.

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>>76691796
Unironically this kek

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>>76713664
This

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[Anonymous No.]

Honestly Suisei would probably be a terrible wife/mother she seems like a "career oriented" woman so she doesn't know how to cook or clean so you'd probably end up a house husband she'd be too busy with work to go dates would only have sex solely for the purpose of reproduction then the marriage would become sexless she'd be a cold and distant mother and would get angry at them for having poor grades because it makes her look bad would be upset if you cheated on her not because she loves you but because her husband being caught with another woman would again make her look bad

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>>76734158
>so she doesn't know how to cook
But she does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk9IwOX3yjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VB_TMxURqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FStEyQdtfgw

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>>76701787
>99% of vtubers would be shit wives
Aki, Towa, Azki, Bae and Shiori would be top tier wives and mothers.

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>>76734823
Only Azki is good.

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>>76690671
being able to make the little whore do ntr streams for you while you cum in her like her boyfriend did here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsu4Y7Fg5fw

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>>76690671
she's an unironic womanchild. Anemachi is basically her mom because without her she doesn't feed herself

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>>76735531
she knows how to cook >>76734675

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>>76735679
she knows how to cook, yes. But she usually doesn't take care of herself.

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>>76735786
i feel it's a case of "she definitely can but she chooses not to if possible" but i get your point now.

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>>76690671
I like her a lot, she's one of my fav chubas, but in terms of marriage, she'd be the worst. You'd sit alone for days, only for her to come back and go to sleep, because she has another 10 events lined up.

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People talking about her not being at home were obviously never around when we had the schizo who stalked her on Apex in the thread whinging about how she was always at home playing Apex instead of streaming.

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>>76735109
Suisei: tadaima~
You: okaeri, you're late today and smell a bit weird
Suisei: don't worry about it, just had an off collab with a fellow idol playing suika game
You; oh okay...?

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>>76690876
by me

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>>76736119
That's the thing anon.... She's not the one playing......

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>>76736466
It was in 2022 during the time she was training for vsaiko when Startend was just created so it's pretty much confirmed it was her.

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>>76736574
Do.. do we tell him bros?

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>>76736831
Anon I don't give a shit about your cuck fantasies, reddit is the other way.

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>>76690671
she'd try her best to be a good wife but ultimately end up being a terrible one, at first at least.

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>>76736831
DO IT

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>>76690671
Nah. She's probably the worst holo to be a wife cause she's basically a celebrity. She's not just a vtuber anymore, she's a brand and I can't imagine marrying a brand.