/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

#NotRigged Edition

Last thread: >>76631125
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642382
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642382
KINO FIGHT
>>76642402
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
AMEN. HOLOSTARS UBER ALLES

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care enough to give them the level attention it would take to follow two people talking this fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
amen!
i hate (love) my retarded brat

[Anonymous No.]

DOKI TAPPED HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not feeling these casters

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
Amen! I enjoyed my time with my pilot

[Anonymous No.]

SARA IS GETTING ALL OF THE SMOKE I BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642611
bite sized flay~

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642402
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel threw for vBets
>Doki threw for vBets
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

No Snuffy....not you too....Axel you bastard.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642831
DIRTY FUCKIN JEWS (still love em)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642831
SNAKES IN THE ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642831
sellouts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Alright who's gonna win. Jobbertavio or Jobbers Bettel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642831
sponsored by DraftKings

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642862
>>76642831
wait. did I mix up their fucking voices lmao? whoops....

[Twithc No.]

>>76642831
Green

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642934
They will somehow knock each other out

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642934
Octavio looks like the strongest wrestler alongside Sara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642934
After seeing Bettel in action, I’m afraid we’re stuck with the horrific dwarf

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642966
lmao Snuffy's casting right now

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1794560458583662883

[Anonymous No.]

>Huge fucking job
Doki really IS an honorary Tempus boy huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642831
SCAMMING

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>>76643101
Is he talking through a fan

[Anonymous No.]

octavio KEK

[Anonymous No.]

oof

[Anonymous No.]

GET READY FOR THE DOUBLE JOBBER KNOCKOUT SPECIAL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fillian....

[Anonymous No.]

LARGETAVIO ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>boys just getting "WHOD" by filian
>awkwardly have to sit their and take it
This is going exactly how it should be

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GO CHARLIE

[Anonymous No.]

>you bettel not tell anyone you're going to die today

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643312
Idk who filian is either

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643312
this is kinda kino desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643312
filian BASED again

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm going to defile your body in the ring

[Anonymous No.]

I love Octavio kek

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio calling them out for the blue balling!!

[Anonymous No.]

Rape threats in the ring, interesting

[Anonymous No.]

GAVIS BRITTLE

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1794578787147092067

[Anonymous No.]

>>76642382
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

[Anonymous No.]

DEMON VS DEMON

[Anonymous No.]

Charlie Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

NEW GREATEST SHOWMEN ON THE STAGE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643101
Hakkers...

[Anonymous No.]

>jobber fight

[Anonymous No.]

>Known as Charlie in some circles.

[Anonymous No.]

Phantom is under the hat

[Anonymous No.]

If bettel tied a blade to his shoe he would only injure himself

[Anonymous No.]

GET HIS ASS BETTEL CHRISTMAS IS FOR DECEMBER ONLY

[Anonymous No.]

HOLOSTARS ON HOLOSTARS VIOLENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643811
HOMO ON HOMO VIOLENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643312
All the boys can’t talk back to women kek

[Anonymous No.]

KILL OCTAVIO, WHITE POWER

[Anonymous No.]

OHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643877
Nobody smaller than filian can talk back to her she has too much clout they always shut their mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettél

[Anonymous No.]

This is a fucking brutal match what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to throw up

[Anonymous No.]

why does Bettel keep holding him like... that?

[Anonymous No.]

OCTAVIO GET HIM

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS A FIGHT TO DEATH

[Anonymous No.]

This is the weirdest sex I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

This is getting kinda erotic...

[Anonymous No.]

hot

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL WINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644063
>>76644082
now kiss

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL SWEEEEEPPPPP

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

GODDAMN

[Anonymous No.]

BETTELWINSLOL

[Anonymous No.]

MAX LUCK BETTEL FTW

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO CHARLIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

MAX LUCK BBY WE GOING TO THE FUCKING FINALS (are we?)

[Anonymous No.]

LETS FUCKING GO BETTELLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

Ok now I know for a fact that it's rigged

[Anonymous No.]

Is Bettel actually going to win it all?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why does this keep happening to Armis?

[Anonymous No.]

MAX LUCK BABY

[Anonymous No.]

MAX LUCK CLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

Ready to job tomorrow, /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

Tavi please

[Anonymous No.]

bracket 3 is now complete

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio...

[Anonymous No.]

PRAY FOR THE BETTEL SWEEP
GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio is really leaning into this

[Anonymous No.]

CHARLIE SWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644247
>>76644252
>>76644258
They started it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644230
It wouldn't be HolostarsEN otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

bettel has a chance to win this whole thing yooo

[Anonymous No.]

ALL HOPES ON BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644284
he doesn't have to keep the bad bit going

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644063
>>76644082
it should have been me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644263
KINO KINO KINO
CAN'T WAIT TO JOB TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644294
God willing it'd be the funniest thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644253
Sara already beat Shinri and the tournament organizer... can Bettel survive?

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>>76644230
you're goddamn right

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644440
Lol no

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643099
Our honorary Tempus member o7

[Anonymous No.]

Finally a game that Bettel is good at

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644294
>chance
didnt you hear him?
he already WON

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is god's strongest jobber

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644493
>can only win game that is purely based on AI RNG
pottery

[Anonymous No.]

This has been really comfy desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644713
a bit scuffed but yeah, it was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1794582635450438047

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644768
mhmm, a lil bit of scuff for all these people is fair desu

[Anonymous No.]

Well now that the kino matches are over the only thing left to look forward to is Bettel's matches

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644633
Gavis Bettel is a Fall Guys GOD~!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644294
bettel will bring glory to /mans/, inshallah

[Anonymous No.]

Day 1 is done, let's hope Bettel doesn't job tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644440
Bettel genuinely might die tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

god...it has been 5 hours....I need to eat "dinner"....

[Anonymous No.]

out of everything if bettel wins this it might be the thing that finally makes me forgive him kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>76644633
It's not even pure RNG. Octavio's CAW beat out /hfz/'s Saya, and someone in /hfz/ said it looked like something from /here/ >>76636925

[Anonymous No.]

thank God no GB

[Anonymous No.]

get some sleep anons...we gotta give bettsy our support tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645174
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645174
why?

[Anonymous No.]

I dont know what will be funnier, if Bettel loses instantly or wins the whole thing tomorrow, but I’m excited to find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645380
I think that him getting the belt would be super cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645310
He sounds like fruity black guy that goes DAYMMN the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645380
No matter what Bettel does it will be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645380
The response to him winning would be funniest

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE EVENT

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bettel is going to knock both himself and his opponent out in a move of sheer retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645515
KINO/10
cant wait to see the fanart and make my own

[Anonymous No.]

Praying on max luck but a Sara or Nana win is good too since they’ve been good sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645515
KINO/10
I LOVE ALL OF THESE FAGGOTS TRYING THEIR BEST IN THE RING

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard's karaoke goal by next week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645687
bettel fights so dirty and fast tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645515
JOBBERKINO / 10
BETTEL THE LAST HOPE OF /mans/ (we're fucked)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645515
charlie/10
alot funny moments and most of the boys not beating the jobbing allegations was the cherry on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645515
Jutai love/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>76645687
Is Nana going through to third round automatically? She never got her second round fight.

[Twithc No.]

>>76645515
Dimes/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646007
She's going to fight either fuyo or snuffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646007
Pretty sure Snuffy's fighting in Day 2 now

[Anonymous No.]

How did Bettel give even banchou clown AIDS??

[Anonymous No.]

Now back to our regular schedule of WHERE'S THE 3D STREAMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646332
Jurard got the max fuck but was max lucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646332
Why is this dino so frail and prone to sickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646660
Getting gangraped and giving birth that often is hard on the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646332
>Jurard felt like vomiting during the event
>I (still do) felt like vomiting during the event
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646873
NEVER GETTING RID OF THE PLAGUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76646660
Unless he took a nap between 9pm-3am his time, dude's been up since approximately 7AM the day of his backrooms collab.

[Anonymous No.]

this made me miss mama even more... I thought we'd hear him tonight but we got bettel skinwalking as him instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647122
what do you mean? that was josuiji shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647122
keep the faith. you know how he gets when he misses us. the first stream/first menshi back will be worth the pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647205
Yeah, he even said "I'm Shinri". Pretty conclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647205
*Josuji

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>>76647122
Is he stealth suspended or something? How can he not spare an hour to show up when the rest of VG is around

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647644
>sick
>idol work
>birthday
>first in line for 4D
take your pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647644
He is sick. Voice is probably in bad shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647122
Take your meds, that was definitely Shinri and not a skin walker

[Anonymous No.]

>>76643505
DAY 34! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 34! LAST DAY TO GET HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH!
I believed the anon that said first posted about how many days were left, until I looked up the date and saw it is in JST so there are actually 28 hours left to order

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647925
>spoiler
That was me, I get confused because orders end at 6am my time sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647122
gotta admit, it was kinda funny when he kept saying >im shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647890
is he sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76648170
He's Shinri! :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>76647798
one of the reasons maybe, but he tweeted earlier this week that he was getting better
He's busy and probably doesn't want to do more short streams where he shows up late and exhausted

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>>76647644
It started at 8am their time and Bettel’s mentioned having to get to the studio at 5am, it’s probably Shinri’s turn.

[Anonymous No.]

I need all the anons itt to suffer from clown aids with me

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>>76647256
I know... though it seems like his first stream back will be an ASMR off-collab with Hakka instead of a solo one. I just miss when he had a regular schedule and knowing that he misses it too does help a little bit somehow

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>>76648995
Can't tell if this is Hakka, Flayon or Shinri...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76648995
..what

[Anonymous No.]

Goid night MANS, loved seeing Axel on stream. Wish Mama could've made it too but oh well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76649339
i hope you have nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>76649339
I hope you dream of sitting in the cuck chair while Shinri gets rammed by Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76649339
You will be cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>76649184
It could be any one of StarsEN...Jurard was sick and Octavio was fondling Bettel in the ring. WAIT IT COULD BE BETTEL2 AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76648995
I refuse to fuck your whore clown, especially if he's begging for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Armis 2 can't come soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650255
Can't wait for more boys just for them all to stream at the same time and have the same old dead hours as before

[Anonymous No.]

I miss listining to him nerd out about his favorite games. I miss him surprising us with dumb bits during the most random streams. I miss him slapping his tits and thighs for us. I miss him worrying about his mic fucking up one day and then stuffing cheese balls into it trying to feed bubbies the next. I miss how motivated he makes me feel to cook for myself rather than just ordering takeout all the time. I miss crying along with him during emotional moments in games and movies, and I miss him always comforting us and encouraging us afterward.

I miss you too auntie... sniffle...

[Anonymous No.]

I may miss Shinri but god am I glad he doesn't tweet shit like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650705
steal Lorraine and shoot him bubby

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when bettel would tell his fanbase to go fucking kill itself instead of being a whiny little apologist

[Anonymous No.]

I miss blue fuck, that’s it

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare tweeting he misses his slimes: Flirting
>GB tweeting he misses his bubbies: Harassment
Naruhodo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650773
Yeah shinri would ne-- ACK

[Anonymous No.]

Altare: cringekino
Gibby: cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650970
Do you think he rapes the goblins to death like some fucked up version of goblin slayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650873
th-then what

[Anonymous No.]

>>76651004
>Impliying slimes wouldn’t like being harassed by Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650661
Armis 2 will have one JP and EU talent each and they will stream in their own region's primetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>76651004
no one even said anything about altare little bubbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650705
Is he having a heart attack at the end there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76651139
I'm sure he does

[Anonymous No.]

>>76651147
THEN YOU PUT HIM IN THE COTTON FIELDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>76650705
He misses the bubbies so much that he takes a week off every month from having to spend time with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>76651061
>I miss you all and want to be able to see you all everyday during the streams
>whatever the hell GB wrote
yeah, same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76649685
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

later /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>>76652650
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>76652650
makes me miss the good old times

[Anonymous No.]

>>76652650
what tge fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>76652650
EWWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>76651061
>comparing Shinri’s post that’s normal and has boundaries to GB’s post that’s just weird
kek GB misses grooming his fans, pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>76652650
Oh shit a bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>76652650
MAKE THIS AN OP IMAGE LOL

[Anonymous No.]

night night /mans/, hope I get to choke Jurard lovingly in my dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76653107
good night dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>76651355
>>76652925
As a bubby I was genuinely trying to think what people would find so weird about that tweet except the last line (which is his usual weird humor) and I think I finally figured out is it because the first part is referencing a bunch of jokes common between him and bubbies that threadreaders wouldn't understand...?

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>>76653421
To me it just comes off as pretentious, honestly to me all tweets that go "aww i miss my fans :///" just read fake

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>>76653421
we’re familiar with him, and we consistently think his overly affectionate larping comes off as cringy tryhard, his fanservice/BFE is embarassing, we dunk on the effusively affectionate tweets he makes like the fetching ur pads one, and we would prefer collab gibby when he’s just chilling and gaming with the boys. the greasy groomer personality that he puts on is a /mans/ filter

[Anonymous No.]

>>76653421
To me it just seemed like part kayfabe (Bubbies are fatass loud bird creatures) and part him just being a big gay negro man

[Anonymous No.]

>>76653603
>>76653669
Then how is it sooooo different from the Shinri tweet??

[Anonymous No.]

>>76653901
Please tell me you don't seriously think the two are comparable

[Anonymous No.]

>>76653901
It might be just the collection of all of his tweets, the period one just sits in the back of my head with how fucking cringe and fake it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>76653901
>hey guys, sorry for the absence, hope i can come back soon. miss you chat
>ABBUBUBUBU I MISS U EATING MY COOKIES AND CHEWING MY ANKLES AHURRRRRRR IM GOING TO DIIIEEEEEEEE
they’re the same talent

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654047
I yume for both so not really

[Anonymous No.]

Who would give the best titjobs? Shinri or Goldbullet? Personally I vote Shinri since porch monkeys can't do shit right

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654151
I am so sorry... I hope you get better

[Anonymous No.]

This thread really got some weird hateboner for gibby

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654213
Shinri is embarrassed of his tits so his titjobs would be equally embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654275
gibby trampled my crops and broke my horse's legs
gibby HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654275
Maybe if he drew on stream like he was hired to do he wouldn't be that hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654311
Mama has the experience and technique down though because he breastfeeds 3 other men weekly

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654471
>bettel gave everybody aids by being so abhorrently pathetic that mama had to give him nursing titjobs every night and spread it around to everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654275
Gibby poisoned the water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654275
Maybe if he stopped being all talk and actually does shit then I would like him more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654275
Gibby didn't give me a kissie for my superchat once I won't stop until he's dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654275
Gibby gets to hold Lorraine. Lorraine is my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654311
he'd push himself through the embarrassment and do his very best to give you the best titjob of your life

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gibby ever finish the roleplay thing he did for monetization?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654726
that's my yogurt btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654562
Jesters are a species requiring extra care. Also fun fact there's a wiki that describes clowns as a pet species which makes me think Bettel would be some rich faggot's rare morph/breed that costs $5000 dollars or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654852
sign up to the groomed goddess tier for proper updates

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio's fugi needs to spin around when he goes aaaaah

[Twithc No.]

>>76654275
Nigga to my bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>76654726
HHNNNNNGG

[Anonymous No.]

first time that a poll like this has relatively the same amount of dots for everyone
https://x.com/sheeppiles/status/1794551662046306651

[Anonymous No.]

>>76655968
armis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76655968
conflicted axettelion... wonder who they gave their yellow one to

[Anonymous No.]

>>76655968
>Hakka repeatedly being called a twink
Rip

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>>76655968
it might be autism but green is not a "would fight them" color, these people need to settle on a color coding system and not change it every time

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>>76655968
I'm surprised how little Axel gets cute stickers

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bettel on the menshi telly
https://www.youtube.com/live/l2vq6o-qPYM

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I hate fall guys so much. Only one half step above League.

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>>76656339
Axel is only cute when he's being a little pussy playing horror games.

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>>76655968
>that one delusional machiroom

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>>76656573
he IS handsome fuck you

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Month in review next week 30th JST where they WILL announce the 4D debuts

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>>76656699
>dubs
ISRAEL!!!

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>somebody complaining about bettels T3 being empty of any content and wishing they knew beforehand so they didnt upgrade
kek. he’s gonna be off his game all night

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>>76656384
He is such a stupid little boy though, the epitome of cuteness

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>>76656937
oh wow... bettelion is starting to get sick of him, i guess

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>>76657035
He is the ONLY talent whose links expire 30 days after upload

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>>76657075
that is pretty odd, why doesn't he just upload them as a video?

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>>76656937
Jesticles bullying Bettel into doing a VP
I'm so proud of them

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>>76656937
Oh shit I didn't see the full comment that sparked the discussion, fucking based though it's so assholeish of him to say he won't reupload any of the old stuff for new fans and I say that as someone who has them all

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>>76657131
he wants them to expire, to "keep it fair"

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>>76655968
>no handsome stickers
Hakka aint beating the woman allegations.

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>>76657131
Forced exclusivity, he wants monthly awards to only be available to those within the month.

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>>76657228
...that's kinda fucked up ngl

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>>76657237
from the fan who made the poll
>there were technically two handsome votes for Hakka but I didn’t include them because I thought it would be funny NGL
>sorry for rigging the polls
based

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>>76657202
Ehhh
How many months have I heard this same "what do you guys want for jesticles I'll do it right after this stream" only for him to not

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>>76657362
He’s been shitting out voicepacks in an hour at 2am on the 30th of the month since he began, except he hasn’t done one since last september

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>>76657228
it's like those monthly box deliveries, you don't get previous months

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oh my FUCKING GOD DOOD i lost all of my inheritance thanks to chinri FUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE MY LIFE

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>>76657477
They aren't even that high effort to excuse him from doing them for such a long time

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[Good news]
Bettel is no longer pregnant

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>>76657771
I'll fix that

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>>76657695
October was covid, nov and dec no excuse, jan feb inner ear hort, march april may japan clown aids arc. I can understand him not using his voice *some of the time* but its gotten ridiculous.

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>>76657771
i knew throwing him down the stairs was a good idea

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>>76651004
but with Altare/GB

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>>76658014
Honestly you can replace the top with pretty much any other holostar kek

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>>76657677
>that small smile growing
Wtf why did my heart thump

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soon

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>>76658120
CONGRATS

you now jestaids

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>>76658120
>untitled goose game
>24th january 2023
take me back

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>>76658144
Get that vile thing away from here

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>>76658281
Its attractive

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>>76658187
that makes me gay don't it?

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>>76658014
There is a magni/gibby edit of this with the mpreg emojis somewhere

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>only gay people get jestaids
huh, where did i hear this before...

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>>76658291
Fuck off Bettel

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>>76658397

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>>76658739
honestly, based

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>>76658739
that's the correct reaction

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i want to rape machina x flayon

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No one caaaaares about unlucky anymore...

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>>76657228
Since he became a pirate it’s only fair if bettelions become pirates too

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i want to be raped by machina x flayon

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>>76659898
Yeah i’ll be sure to take precious time out of my day to upload all his 30 second shitposts

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>>76659545
>>76659899
That's nice, Flay. Now go back to bed

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DON'T DO IT BOT-SAMA

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>>76660107
Sir, what are the odds that all four of them are some of THOSE?

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power's finally back how was the wrestling?

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>>76660249
100/10 kino

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>>76660249
The boys jobbed as predicted. Axel in particular threw, proving that wrestling is scripted.

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>>76653421
nobody uses "yearning" on a regular tweet

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>>76660415
vocablet...

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>>76660249
Bettel 1 vs. Bettel 2 was kino

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>>76660498
Gibby claimed to not know what smegma meant, I don't think he has that vast of a vocabulary either

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>>76660620
Gibby constantly claims not to know le epic sex terms/fujo slang as cheap engagement bait. No way an auntie that fucking fruity of a fudge packer wouldn’t know “smegma” and “omegaverse” and shit

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>>76660498
how often do (You) use yearning in your daily life then? i'm just saying he tweets and talks in an unnatural way and it makes him sound fake.

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tempus guild raep

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>>76659933
Is that really what bettelions get or are you shitposting? with how you guys talk about his laziness I can’t tell anymore kek

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>>76660859
Whenever I have a yearning? But if it really makes you feel good to literally nitpick tweets word by word I won't stop you I guess.

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Does Axel have any T3 content and is it worth it?

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>>76661070
Couple of pictures of Jerry before he passed. Some of his twitter like posts might be t3? I never check that so I have no idea. But it's really not worth the money if you aren't doing it just to support him

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>>76660714
Yeah this. He’s inconsistent which leads to distrust for his character and reading everything he does as insincere
He’s pretty funny when he’s got a bit in mind (stranded on an island, big bubby) but his mushy shit I can’t stand

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>likes anti mcu spidey posts on xitter
>For You page is now filled with spider-man posts and not Axel related posts
I hate xitter so fucking much bros

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How to make Banchou's dick hard: make him watch this video of his wife being the main character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vinabtv5igs

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>>76661126
so that highschool asmr is the ONLY asmr rp thing in his channel? ;-;

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>>76661566
Yeah.. He said he had the english version of it ready to go and he would post it soon but then he never did, that was maybe over a year ago at this point. He is so quick to forget absolutely anything. And rp seems to be something that makes him cringe a lot, he can only do it in JP kek. Well there was also the jp asmr stream that was a batsu but I can't really say how good that is since I don't speak the language

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>>76661463
>click not interested on mcuslop
>find nearest axel post and click on it, ideally a video or gif
>watch lovingly for 1-2 minutes
>click on replies or scroll down and click other recommended tempura posts
>after a little rabbit holing, go back and refresh fyp

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>>76661519
You mean his husband

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>>76661724
>batsu
Wasn't that stream essentially just a zatsu?

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>>76654275
>try to make a nice appreciation post incorporating a bunch of different things I love about my oshi
>hours later people are still shitting on him
C-cool. Goodnight /mans/

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>>76660175
I don't speak gang signs, what does this mean?

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Bettel 2 was the better design than 1

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>>76662425
DON'T LET SENZAKI MAMA SEE TIHS OR SHE'LL KILL HERSELF

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Now that I think about it, Hakka should've patterned his moveset on Eddie Guerrero

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>>76662425
2 is the better bettel

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>>76662074
Hang in there, anon...

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>>76656937
Did he mentioned it on stream? Timestamp?

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>>76662074
I'm sorry bubbie, it's a rough crowd

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>>76662994
first 5-10 minutes of his latest menshi

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>>76662074
dw. it's not you, bubby. it's your oshi.

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>>76662746
wait a minute… this isn’t wrestling! this is anal sex!!

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I want a moaning VP from Flayon

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>>76662746
take their clothes off, coward

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>>76663796
same

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>>76663796
Someone edited his moans around a year ago

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>>76662994
7:07 of latest menshi, believe he was reading a superchat

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>>76662814
KEK