/asp/ - Aspiring Vtuber and Startup

[Anonymous No.]

Busy being a vtweeter edition!

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audtion_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://auditon.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/180415989332816307 (embed) (embed)
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Useful links:
/asp/ discord server: https://discord.gg/xA7zrUd3NM
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK (embed) (embed)
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt (embed) (embed)
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Do not despair

Previous Thread: >>76574372

[Anonymous No.]

>>76604345
I was inspired https://files.catbox.moe/gv7g1w.png

[Anonymous No.]

Second for /asp/ love :]

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna kill myself and no one here will care

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell the difference in voice between Shavh, Fwofie and Autumn

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>>76610607
collab between the three

[Anonymous No.]

we need more girls in glasses

[Anonymous No.]

Found an absolute schizo vtuber and he's amazing.

>seen him do five stream so far
>three were video games
>two were multiple hour long rants about some schizo drama he has with some other vtubers
The drama rant per video game stream is at a 2:3 ratio so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76611099
camui?

[Anonymous No.]

Still not and never will be gumping my jorts

[Anonymous No.]

I thought Gclef was supposed to be a cute femboy? This guy is hunched over with a gut.

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>>76611131
No, some random guy from twitter. It makes me happy that no matter how fucked up I am, there's someone more unhinged and crazy than I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76611323
>believing anyone is a femboy without seeing a photo of them in their gamer socks

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>>76611517
Haru thighs...

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>>76611323
that’s what happens when people hunch over. anon…have you never seen another person in real life?
also even if he was a hunchback with a gut id take the gclef cannon so fucking hard. canon in d? canon in my a

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>>76611323
femboys are not real idiot.

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>>76611665
>people get guts when they slouch
No dude we don't. You're actually fat

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>>76610205
I want to have sex with her

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>>76611323
What are you talking about? He looks fine

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>>76611665
He's on the low side for an average American, but he's got beard shadow, bad posture and a messy fuck room in addition to being on the fatter side. Get standards.

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>>76611844
God its so over

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>>76611844
I can nearly touch my feet with my head and I still don't have a gut that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>76611977
It's a loose jacket not a gut. Do you have a higher resolution picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76611323
don't know why I thought he was polish

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>>76611323
At first I thought these were just separate streamer rooms but is this actually what people treat their bedrooms and apartments like? Is it that hard to not leave shit everywhere

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>>76611780
>>76611977
>>76611891
Hey can you guys be nice please

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>>76612076
gclef is so nice idg why ppl crab him :(((

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>>76612076
Calling someone fat isn't an insult its legitimate concern. Its the same as pointing out a cancerous lump

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>>76612036
That's a t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

Just realized, denpa's retweet of this art is the same girl that got stomped by iriya in her apex stream
Is she /here/ or just weird coincidence?

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>>76612183
You're a cancerous lump on the thread if you think those are well-intentioned

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I feel like im better as a viewer and supporter than a streamer

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>>76612228
I don't know. Intentions don't really matter. Its how you react. Just don't take things personally

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>>76612225
Probably a coincidence. There aren't many degrees of separation in the vtubing sphere

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>>76611323
He has eating food on his plans for today too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76612326
So you're saying I can fuck Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76612378
I'm not saying you can fuck anybody but you probably know somebody who knows somebody who knows Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Well american women are into fat ass men just ask Gobb. Its a masculine thing there

[Anonymous No.]

>>76612228
+2

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>>76610205
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SHOOTING! I'M SHOOTING!

[Anonymous No.]

I hope gclef goes on a diet for his own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76612225
I would say most vtubers have visited /vt/ at some point, whether or not they are /here/ is a different idea

[Anonymous No.]

We're getting skill issued today with Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne. Just finished the first part of the NElves vs. Naga campaign, and now I don't remember anything else from this expansion (played over 10 years ago), so we're basically going blind!
Suffering builds better micro.


Watch my skill issues live here:
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting

[Anonymous No.]

Question for the women, have you masturbated to any of the guys here?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop pretending like we aren't all fat with 20 BMI here. I'm sick of this. We are vtubers for a reason. We are all fat and ugly.

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>>76612792
I find it fucking insane how I can find the most obscure 1view that nobody has ever heard of and see them follow or be followed by someone I know. The indie vtuber scene really is a lot smaller than I thought.

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>>76613067
speak for yourself

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>>76611375
Remember, the typical /asp/ie has never had the misfortune of working with a twitter normie vtuber. Things are, on the whole, so tame around here that all of the drama is manufactured by bored schizos shitposting on 4chan dot org. Outside there are vtweeters writing twitlongers about how another vtweeter stole their favorite color or how their ex boyfriend (that they met over discord) was an abusive asshole with 4 other e-girlfriends on discord.

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>>76613067
Speak for yourself, tubby. I'm an ugly skeleton, not a fatso.

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>>76613067
Im thin and handsome, but very short. we all have flaws, friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>76613115
>boyfriend (that they met over discord) was an abusive asshole
/asp/ had that exact thing with odette and shania

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>>76613067
I'm in pretty great shape and have a really twinky body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76613067
I'm going full bear mode, I could probably benchpress the little twinks here

[Anonymous No.]

>>76613232
*/wvt/

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>>76613067
…even Alpin??????????????????

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>>76613067
>20BMI
>fat

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>>76613034
i always say his name when i come, and he knows it. i haven’t sent him a recording of me masturbating yet because i worry he will think i sound cringey. it’s someone from the k tier.

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>>76613505
>someone from the k tier.
???

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>>76613422
Yes. Unless you're being pedantic and are going to say BMI doesnt factor in muscle and act like a huge autistic nerd about it

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https://www.twitch.tv/magyosen

mami live with beryl

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>>76613067
I'm skinny and ugly actually

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>>76613697
>draw a girl call it a boy

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>>76613606

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>>76613845
Klondike

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>>76613606
oh, hi stalker-chan

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>>76613660
There is no world where 20bmi is overweight you anorexic retard

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>>76613885
o//o maybe

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>>76613660
Anon 18.5-24.5 BMI is healthy for an adult male. 20 is closer to underweight than it is to overweight

[Anonymous No.]

>>76614030
Gobb...

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>>76613034
I don't masturbate and never have or plan to because I fear God's wrath and also I think it'd hurt and feel gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76614013
How absolutely American

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>>76614013
can I not be obese at 6ft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76613776
my dick loves it

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>>76614090
shondo what the fuck are you doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>76614013
>the 17 bmi

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>>76614013
>>76614063
OKAY JESUS I'M SORRY. 20 looked like a big number, I thought it was up high on the scale.

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>>76613697
makes me want to throw up that men can end up like this

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>>76613067
Anon, a 20 is in the normal "healthy" range :] if you lend much credence to BMI anyways.

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>>76613697
disgusting

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>>76614364
are you really retarded?

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>>76613697
HOW COME HE GETS A COLLAB WITH BERYL BUT I CAN'T

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>>76614448
My mom wanted a girl so I've ben raised to be very strict on skin and weight and hair stuff. I think I'd look very fat at 20

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>>76613697
>yumi in chat

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>>76614013
I hate this shit, I'm extreme enough I don't show up on the charts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76614691
It follows a clear pattern you can just shift it to your stats

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>>76614570
Don't know what to tell you. I think I'm pretty lean. I have visible hip bones at about 21 bmi

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>>76614570
20 is closer to underweight than overweight

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>>76614448
so close to quad 4s, K10N…

[Anonymous No.]

>>76614918
Stop it. Now.
>>76614851
I'm sorry. This is just how I am. It doesn't help that I'm straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615002
underweight is 18, overweight is 25

[Anonymous No.]

/ednos/ general

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>>76613697
Did mami groom beryl?

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>>76613204
I don't usually say this but I'm gonna say it OK

rent free

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>>76614245
I'm cursed with her mental illnesses, but not blessed with her cunny. This world is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615089
I'm under 18 bmi. Do you think I'm bad?

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>>76611323
He just said he's into drugs too, he's so dreamy.

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>>76615183
you're probably a skelly

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>>76615215
he said he into drugs but he doesn't like being on them, what the fuck did he mean by this

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>>76610205
>gael still trying to peddle his scribbles here

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>>76614090
Can I masturbate you for you?

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>>76613067
well i now know my bmi
im a skelly so i never cared to check before
https://files.catbox.moe/bpgzg9.png

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>>76615246
No I'm just worthless. I'm under 18 bmi. I cut myself. I stream. I like starving myself. I have long hair. I dislike being perceived. I disliked being liked. I disliked being disliked.
I'm straight as an arrow and a virgin so I hate myself for being the opposite of what any woman wants. Gobb started drooling over Laios' body so I cut myself.

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>>76615288
He's talking about some hard stuff, hard to tell.

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>>76615556
Iriya...

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>>76615002
Not judging you as a person, anon :] just take care of yourself.

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>>76615556
Iriya...

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>>76615556
Who is this

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>>76615556
a lot of women like long hair, but, if you want to attract them and worry they won’t like it…why don’t you cut it?

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>>76615538
Jesus christ, eat a fucking sandwich. I'm the same height and only 2 pounds more than you. Wish I weighed more

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>>76615638
>>76615859
No
>>76616164
Nobody important
>>76616241
I feel like I'm losing a part of myself. Cutting my hair makes me sad. Also I don't like how I look with short hair. I don't like my masculine traits or ny of my secondary sexual characteristics at all

[Anonymous No.]

Going to start taking Estrogen to get that female streamer buff, anons... male chuubing is painful.

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>>76616735
it doesn't work like that

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This is why I choose to be a man. I'm too bulky to be a babi or femboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76616680
are you questioning your gender

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>>76616735
HRT doesn't change your voice.

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>>76616809
I know. I also just hate how ugly and male I am. It's cope.

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>>76616735
I will fuck you so hard you will wish you remained a guy.

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>>76616735
be like >>76613697

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>>76616865
I wish I were born a girl but I would never transition if that makes sense. I'm firmly a man and I firmly like women.

[Anonymous No.]

asp for this feel

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>>76616955
Trans girl into "real" women. <3

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I don’t like when people make positive or negative comments about my body.

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>>76616735
Testosterone makes your voice deeper but estrogen doesn't make your voice higher

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>>76617048
https://www.twitch.tv/chaosfoundry

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>>76617165
I feel the exact same way and I'm a man. For some reason the women in my life feel they can cheer me up by saying I'm handsome and pointing out specific features. But it just makes me feel even worse.

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>>76617244
women even have it easier when transitioning going to kill myself it's not fair

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>>76617165
I think everyone should compliment me constantly because I am so good looking and attractive (not a lie)

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>>76617037
Egg-anon. I thought the same way a few months ago.

>tfw I'm looking into informed consent and therapy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617048
wiplashvt

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>>76617449
Nah I seriously have no interest in that. I don't feel that way. Its more nuanced

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617048
mumkeydee

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>>76617048
fwofie

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>>76617334
women than become men just look like pathetic manlets

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>>76617037
NTA but the only time where I considered transitioning was when I was mega depressed and started soft-transitioning (dressing in girly clothes, shaving my body, wearing wigs, doing makeup, I could actually pull it off pretty well especially through photos) and got a lot of positive attention. Then I realised I was being groomed into being a tranny and I was just really fucking sad not that I'm a girl. It has made me harbour resentment towards pro-tranny communities forever.

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>>76617331
>women say I have a great jawline and skin
>women say I have wonderful eyes and eyelashes
>women say they wish they had my body
>women say they love my hair
>women say they wish they had my lips and compliment my cupids bow whatever that is

just makes me want to run and hide
i dont like it when people look at me or use my name either

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>>76616851
Same, had a nice time when I was a young thin and feminine boy, but now I've grown up and I like to bulk and enjoy good food.

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>>76617591
Of course, egg-anon. ~ Whatever you decide, I love you.

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>>76617165
i could care less, i've been told i look like an auschwitz survivor
>>76616415
yea i feel ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617913
Get away from me creep

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617037
You're fine the way you are. But you should acquire strength within your lifetime, as it would be a pity to not know what your body is capable of

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617826
You can tell when women aren't actually attracted to you because they compliment you and how YOU look. I noticed girls who were attracted to me liked to talk about themselves and I made THEM feel.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont want to be a woman, I want to be a futa. I want to indulge in fucking, being fucked, and getting to experience the highest level possible of pleasure! I want my every hole filled with cum while I also fill up a chick! I want to spend hours on end in orgies that are the epitome of degeneracy!

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>>76618130
yeah
i dont think im a very good man at all
i wish i was a miscarriage

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>>76617165
some positive comments on my body would be nice. i almost never hang out with people IRL these days but i was recently tempted to take a picture of my fit in a public bathroom because i was feeling pretty confident and wanted to show off but i decided against it

[Anonymous No.]

stop trying to groom people into being trannies for fuck sake

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>>76615538
I'm 5'7 and 145lbs. You should try having a liter or two of milk a day

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>>76618252
Beryl...

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>>76618281
Gallon of Milk a Day

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>>76618243
I was supposed to be a miscarriage, but my parents rolled a 1 on that saving throw...

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>>76613034
Yes, but he knows when I do because I tell him.

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>>76618361
Poppy...

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>>76618317
Does it have to be cow milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618317
GOMAD

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>>76618317
A gallon is a bit much. I figure at that weight, he's probably not doing enough activity/his metabolism is too slow to make the most of a gallon, so starting smaller and being consistent will pay more dividends than overindulging and not sticking to it because it's too much.

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>>76617826
girls use to grab my thighs and talk about how they wish they had my thigh gap lol
i hate being looked at so much

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>>76618559

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>>76618495
as long as it's high in fat and protein I guess not, I wouldn't go with oat milk though unless you like feeling bloated and shitting your guts out

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618281
I'm lactose intolerant

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>>76617826
Well fugly, if you'll be with me, then I promise you that you'll never hear a compliment ever from me. It's a win-win, since I won't ever look at you and only call you bad names.

[Anonymous No.]

god i need that k10ndu55y

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618559
I love men or women grabbing my thighs and butt holy shit I wish I got groped in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618559
God girls use to do this to me too, both hands they could wrap around the entire width of my thigh. WHAT DO YOU WOMEN NOT UNDERSTAND THAT GUYS DON'T WANT TO BE COMPARED TO GIRLS?!

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>>76618495
Cow's milk is readily available and cheap at that, but goat's milk can be quite good as well. If you have access to in season oranges, a liter of orange juice can provide numerous benefits as well, complimenting the milk as part of your diet

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>>76618790
That's fucking vile, I'm so glad I like men who look like men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618774
i thought i was the only one…

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>>76618745
i don't like being insulted either this isn't some fetish thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618790
>>76618559
Do some fucking squats you little twinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618774
More like KL0ND1CK :]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618774
what in the high holy fuck is a “k10ndu55y”

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618685
Introduce small amounts of milk regularly into your system, like a quarter of half glass every other day. See how you feel, and as long as you're consistent you can continue to up your intake. As well, ice cream seems to be well tolerated even by those that have lactose intolerance. I also believe that taking lactoferrin more or less cures lactose intolerance immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619134
cant i just be dead instead
im not going to compete to be a man
use your gym physique to kill me
please

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619155
KL0NDlick deez nutz

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>>76619134
Trust me, I'm bigger now but I still have major body dysmorphia from girls constantly telling me things like how small my legs or wrists were

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>>76610125
People said in a previous thread that they want me to read stuff out for vocaroos so any good ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619155
your coolant has to leak from somewhere, darlin’. let’s turn that :] into a :[]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618774
i wanna smother him in compliments until he gets super flustered

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618782
I find it pretty fun when one get buttslapped by the bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619268
are you asking me to crush you with my powerful thighs?

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>>76618559
Girls would grab my butt a lot in school. Cursed...

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>>76619213
I have serious intolerance not just some farty stuff. I'm not going to mess with that. Pills don't help. Ice cream can hospitalize me

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>>76619267
spitroasting k10nd1k3…i want that k10ndu55y gaping wide open while i jerk that k10nd1ck off as he gags on sterling’s stinky bricks…hbnbbbbbbbnnnngh eror 404 k10ndu55y not found

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>>76619444
no im not gay but gymbros always like to point out how they could kill me and I just say please
i don't like being alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619076
With a bit of time and effort I'm sure we can make it a fetish for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619659
I think you just need a good dicking

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>>76619394
gobb…..leave some for the rest of us thirsty old fujos……….

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>>76618790
Women always compliment my face and tell me they think I'm so much prettier than them and say stuff like "I wish I had x's face, he's so much prettier than me and he's a boy" or "I wish I looked like x, I work so hard and he still looks better than me".
>>76619432
God I wish that was me. A nice squeeze too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619720
>>76619803
go away man

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>>76619868
Women always compliment my lips, eyelashes and eyebrows

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>>76611099
Drop your link bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Aspiring vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620163
Next thread

[Anonymous No.]

These are no trans /asp/ies, it's 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620066
Guys always compliment my eyes and body, girls compliment my hair, "face" in general and my lips.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to murder Gobb. Would she be into that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619634
you wake up, in a dark room, a pair of green glowing circles the only light. what you don’t expect is for them to flicker. what are they? a will/o/da wisp? and why do you remember what that is but you don’t remember your own name?
“who…..who am i……” you beponder aloud and suddenly, a deep low voice says, “that’s what im trying to find out.”
you let out a high pitched shreek. is someone in the room w you??!
“oh, sorry, where are my manners?” says the voice. “I furgot..:ur kind can’t see in the dark. my apologies.”
a light turns on. you find yourself face 2 face w…a ROBOT!!! he is wearing a red cape with a strange symbol on it.
“who are you? w-what are you? and what is that?!”
“where are my manors,,.my name is k10nd1k3,” he says. “i am a robot from up there, in da stars. an this? hehe. It’s a lil symbol of a little thing i like 2 call…peace.”
“p-peace? wat’s that?” you ask
“to me, peace is just a metal man, a tablet, some fwo-fie beats 2 study to, and friends,” he explains. “speaking of which, friend, time to add u to the guest book. I don’t know ur name, so I guess I’ll just put u down…as anon.”

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>>76618790
I remember being hit on by lesbians.... as a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619810
Fine… but I’m still gonna think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Women were always jealous of my hair, it didn't give me dysphoria it just made me accept I have better genetics than them

[Anonymous No.]

>>76610125
there is NO way she isnt >here when she's posting her nsfw alt


get in get in get in https://x.com/denpafish/status/1794517964450136123

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619868
>A nice squeeze too.
no that's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621025
ugly nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621025
link for those lazy to click
https://x.com/duendelewd

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>>76620633
“where r we ne way?” u ask the metal man. “its…so cold.”
he unhooks his cape and wraps it around u. it smells like pine trees and polar bears. “my apologies, anon. I forgot ur kind doesn’t do so good in the cold. perhaps a warm beverage would help warm you up?”
“s-sure,” u stutter. you take a look around your surroundings. the small workshop has a kitchen space with a cupboard. the robot opens the cupboard and gets out a mug.
“chamomile okay?” he asks and he turns back at you to see you nod. “good…”
k10nd1k3 puts the mug down on a kitchen chair and then, out of his groin area, a spout protrudes. a yellow liquid exits and splashes into the mug.
“woah, man, u can’t expect me to drink ur piss!” you shout but he holds the mugs to your lips and forces you to take a sip. to your surprise it isn’t piss — it is just herbal tea.
“sorry,” you demure. “you’re just so different than any other person i have met…at least…i think…”
“you really lost all your memories huh anon?” asks k10nd1k3. “have you even forgotten.::how to love?”

[Anonymous No.]

Hi I'm a mildly attractive man are there any nice girls here who would want to pursue a longterm relationship

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>>76621025

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>>76621116
Yes, that's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a fat, old, ugly bastard. Any of you girls need to be broken in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619309
read these please >>76619634
>>76620633
>>76621317

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620633
>>76621317
still better than Witchpower

[Anonymous No.]

to that anon that called denpafish a whore last thread and i disagreed with you, you were right i tip my hat off to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621650
I'm always right

[Anonymous No.]

Good to know I didn't miss much this past day

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620633
>>76621317
…and then????

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621246
Everyone who follows Denpa's FAT FUCKING TITS:

Grace
Patchey
Flandzen
Ainslie
Void room

But you just know there's a bunch of you weirdos on alts

[Anonymous No.]

Advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621317
>tfw k10nd1k3 will never use your mouth for oil change or coolant leak

[Anonymous No.]

Only two choices...
Would you rather Denpa or Yumi?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
k10ndu55y

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621025
Denpa you have THE SAME body as my ex, same proportions, same belly and boobs... are you from Chile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621317
Sheesh anon at least try to type like an adult. You learn nothing in writing class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
thats like comparing a 0 ccv with a 60 ccv

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
I’d rather kms than pick either of these whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
yumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
Yumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
atleast compare someone who also has shown their boobs so i get to see more boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622104
To be fair at least Patchey is honest in what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622104
>flan cheating on gump

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
Yumi, for the bonus Sonic 'tism

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622206
Calm down ubume, not everybody is a master writer

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/denpafish/status/1794524420075409464

gumpai get off the schizo throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621889
Best advice you'll ever get here is to close the tab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621992
Yumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622601
>implying Ubume didn’t write it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623086
>implying Ubume hasn’t abandoned us

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a great idea. What if we all just had sex with each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623263
what do you think offkai is for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623309
I don't have a ticket. How can I go? Who can I stay with

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623263
Save it for Offkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623385
too late now

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623263
You better be and to give me a prostate orgasm or I'm doxxing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623263
a lot of asps are fucking. don’t self report as someone who isn’t getting /ass/ out of /asp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623263
I'm too possessive to ever share with someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623604
That can't be real. There can't be that many serious steady relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76613034
Yes, one person. I want him to record audio of him getting off to the thought of me so I could use it as masturbation material, but there's really no way to ask without it coming off weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623956
Just ask, the worst he can say is no. Most people here are pretty understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623263
Fuck no, from those previous posts it sounds like most of you motherfuckers are frail like women. I like my men big.

[Anonymous No.]

I know it's annoying, but I'm really hoping that one day I can make it. My dream is for the Chaos Foundry to grow and be able to do content full time.. I know it will never happen because no one watches us, but I want to believe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623604
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RGOoaL9_2fE
male vtuber and vtuber fan experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623956
just do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76611323
He’s a bit fat on the tummy but that’s okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623413
Tier list of who is/likely/isn't going to OffKai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624041
We know you're a chubby chaser Gobb

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to post an application to a project I'm working on but this is probably a bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624155
Bigger, I say. HEAVIER

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623956
Please be me. I'd record whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624405
do you like fatties, dad bods or bara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624405
I don't think I'll ever understand this. My mom thought all men should be fat too and it just made me run in the opposite direction
Like its gross why would you even want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624041
You don't want to overfeed a skinny anon while he works out, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Vtubers shouldn't date vtubers. It's a really bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623263
>>76623309
>>76623413
If you know, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624785
which current gen is going to give power nelson a rimjob this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623956
just ask me baby girl, i would probably do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624687
This is just a bunch of gay men giggling to eachother. It's not real, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624405
enjoy your wet shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624687
I say that this is bs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624519
Its a hag thing due to insecurity. Also women are dumb and conflate muscles and strength with just being big in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624110
>>76624039
Okay, here I go:

Hey, you. I definitely shouldn't be asking for this, I don't even know how you would share it to me without completely changing the course of our conversations, but I want to hear your heavy breathing and groans as you send yourself to paradise thinking of all the things you've been wanting to do to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625106
We are just making jokes, until someone DMs any of the guys here. Then we end up falling in love with eachother :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624468
All three with a preference for dad bods.

>>76624519
idk man, animal brain like big man, can protect me, can squish me in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625386
yeah ive seen this kind of thing done worse, you should be good, I'll check my DMs

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625162

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624687
I will never date another vtuber. I've done it twice now and it's been hell. I refuse to get that close with another vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625386
Perfect that'll get his heart racing for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625183
Naw. I've seen vtuber relationships crash and burn. People know each other and it creates a very awkward divide in the community.
It's a "don't shit where you eat" mentality. I also think it's healthier as a vtuber to make relationships in general outside of the vtubing community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625475
what do you consider tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625323
I was fat in high-school
I got made fun of so bad. Girls hated me. They called me gross.
So I worked really hard to get skinny and get in shape.
Now that I'm old and achieved it, women like fat guys.
Its just over. I'm an incel for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625665
sounds like poor judgement and bad taste in men to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625386
I mean, word it a bit more tactfully than that I think

"Hey, I know this is weird to ask but I use the thought of you when I'm horny and I was wondering if you could help me even more by giving me audio of you thinking about me?"

But yeah, if someone said that to me, I wouldn't be offended or weirded out. When guys and girls talk, it's naturally to start having dirty thoughts of them especially if you find them attractive. Worst I'll do is say I can't do that because I don't want the risk of that type of thing ever leaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625991
I'm a guy and I'd feel incredibly offended and weirded the fuck out.thats straight up not normal. Is this a generation thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625709
Uhh, idk, objectively? Probably over 5'10

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626139
6ft chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625991
Agree, some of us at least, are adult enough to say "I'm flattered but I'm a little worried about stuff leaking" in the worst case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624785
Never forget that guy posting on twitter about his offkai orgy with machines and all with pictures
Guy was pretty ugly and the women were landwhales, but still an orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625991
I wouldn't do it but I'd at least feel flattered if someone said this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625991
My post here was me asking him for it. I know he's reading

>>76626132
I agree, if anyone just came up and said that to me I'd also be incredibly weirded out. Isn't that literally sexpesting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626335
Man thats gross as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623956
Ask him to put a "personalized audio recording" on throne, then request something, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626191
The bigger they are, the more meat for the goblin horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626132
Yeah you're just fucking old, obviously don't do this with people you actually know IRL but I feel in vtubing given how adjacent the entire hobby is to just being borderline prostitution, I wouldn't be weirded out, it's nearly expected.

We're just animals, we get horny, I'd be flattered that someone found me so attractive that they would ask me for something that intimate to help them get off, regardless of if I would actually provide that

>>76626372
Lady, there's a lot guys here and you haven't given any hints as to who he is other than you have talked to each other

> I'd also be incredibly weirded out. Isn't that literally sexpesting?
Women can't be sexpests

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626529
why are there so many horny goblin women

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626139
>5'11 1/2"
Looks like I have me a goblin to bust a long series of almighty nuts into. Later losers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624785
I'll have mario party at my room

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626582
It's my goal to get more people to rebrand into fantasy creatures. Humans suck, be an orc. be a goblin. be a drow. Hell, I'll take a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626557
Nah I'm not old. You're fucked in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626789
be a changeling : )

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626789
but I always play as human male fighter in fantasy games

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626835
Didn't know we had monks who browse 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626557
>we are animals we get horny
Grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626844

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
Art stream, come in and laugh at my bad art

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626844
>human
>male
>heavy armour
>one handed sword
>shield

It just feels fucking good to LARP as a legionnaire

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626557
If we're just animals why even live? Depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626769
I'll have Tekken 5, DOA2 & Rumble Roses at mine :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627102
Who knows, that's up to you to find out. But I enjoy the idea of girls getting off to me, I don't need to have an existential crisis to determine that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627027
My brother in Christ, why did you post your link BEFORE your stream was live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627019
weird take, playing martial classes is harder because of the fucked scaling magic classes get

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626840
I've been sitting on the idea of shifting chuuba lore to lean on the succubus angle, and make up some bullshit about being able to switch forms to suit a targets taste. Just so I can have a choco elf model to swap to.

[Anonymous No.]

hello aspies i wrote a song today
https://vocaroo.com/179iJpyda4sI

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627190
I hate sex stuff. Why do you have to victimize me? I remember as a kid I hated it when adults told dirty jokes. You're ruining this whole life thing for me
Just stay quiet. Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627019
That's a lot of projection and cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627364
I don't like sex jokes either. But I enjoy the human experience of sex and feeling those things for other people. You can be playful and it's exciting when someone wants to play with you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626840
No be a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627539
God I hate it. Just stop. Keep it between you and them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627019
>>76626844
it's just the correct choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626372
Yeah you better ask directly. For all I care, even if my experiences make me thing I am 100% sure about who this is, I won't just give them such a weird thing.
Just do the easy thing, say something basic like "hey, how are you doing? I wanted to talk about something"

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627322
I want to eventually have 4 models that viewers can redeem to have me change through, but its almost oppressively expensive, so I might just do a base model and have different appendages grow/eyes develop/mouths form ect ect

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627624
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627617
Sorry, not everybody is a sexless automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627664
True enough, I know that kind of think would be insanely expensive. I'm hoping to get good enough at drawing my own shit that I can just put up cash for rigging.
It feels better to vtube as my own creation anyways, I just want someone else to spend a billion hours rigging it.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76626789
I don't know what the hell I am. I'm humanoid, but got long ears yet I'm not one of those leaflovers. People keep calling me a Lalafell(which I find funny cuz I do play one), yet I'm too tall to be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627747
nta but it feels like every online 20-something is either an oversexed porn addict or a prudish asexual and there's not a lot of grey between

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628157
you're a halfling

[Anonymous No.]

>>76627941
I know that I want to have like, a base model thats cute and has some extra bits like tentacles and eyes ect, but I really want a super expensive redeem for a "true form" and its a fucked up looking thing like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628178
Tierlist them

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628277
Is that the cockatrice model? God it looks so gooooood

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628157
LALAFELL, scoop him up. Jokes aside, I guess halfling is closest. gnome? half-foot if you wanna be chilchuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628149
https://www.twitch.tv/zenyahima - Crow Country
https://www.twitch.tv/autumnfuchsia - Lobotomy corp
https://www.twitch.tv/chakimoji - Just Chatting
https://www.twitch.tv/thenueowo - Zet Zillions
https://www.twitch.tv/kaignikkivt - Mario Party 2
https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat - Project Zomboid with kuromaru
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting - Warcraft III
https://www.twitch.tv/sirshabby - Fortnite

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628383
yeah it uses 3 cockatrice heads lmao its not mine though, im too poor to have models lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628277
Sheesh getting a true form modeled is gonna take forever but it will probably look pretty fucking dope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628472
>inb4 *streamer and its viewer list*

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628612
You're tempting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628557
it wouldnt be as complex as that, I was more using that image as an idea for how funky I want the form to be iin terms of design

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628677
Try having sex you fucking failure

[Anonymous No.]

singing is fun :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628612
I like seeing who watches who, It lets me update me spreadsheets

[Anonymous No.]

on the off chance anyone watched me play lobo i appreciate it!~ .w. - autumn

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628920
I tuned in for a little bit but by god I hate that game. Comfy stream though

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628920
where would we find you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628890
They're rarely accurate, since I'm almost always in two streams at once, and I often switch between who I'm watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628677
Do it. You'll never catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628995
twitch.tv/autumnfuchsia c:

>>76628983
ty! I try to be a comfy good background stream, i might not be v energized but i try to have fun commentary and goofs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628677
you'll never be doxxgura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629039
Same, it's like

> Spend 3 hours lurking in a stream while I work
> Swap to another /asp/
> Viewerlist man happens to post 3 minutes later

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628472
https://www.twitch.tv/camuich - Scorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628677
Who is tempting you, bitch? Fuck yourself and your guts you shithead who cares about your human failure of a channer who needs to fucking know who is watching who where and for how long just insert the bad dragon up your ass and keep pouncing on it you fucker nobody wants to see the list nobody gains anything by seeing you right now nobody fucking wants to watch and only your dilated ass pulses with the desire to watch the post going up and the replies flowing in calling you what you already know you are, you brainless castrated monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629438
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Daiyalogues week 9!
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629438
>https://www.twitch.tv/zenyahima - Crow Country
Billy
Zeph
>https://www.twitch.tv/autumnfuchsia - Lobotomy corp
Ended stream
>https://www.twitch.tv/chakimoji - Just Chatting
Ace P
Basil
Flandzen
Gobb
Iriya
Sukadrii
>https://www.twitch.tv/thenueowo - Zet Zillions
Bunkumm
>https://www.twitch.tv/kaignikkivt - Mario Party 2
Alpin
Sterling
>https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat - Project Zomboid with kuromaru
Klondike
Olga
>https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting - Warcraft III
Bunkumm
>https://www.twitch.tv/sirshabby - Fortnite
Alpin
Sukadrii
>https://www.twitch.tv/camuich - Scorn
Chrii
Poppy
Sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629828
heh, missed me kiddo

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629828
>stalkerfag missed me
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629319
>you must login or create an account to continue

Lmao, what a little bitch

[Anonymous No.]

bake

[Anonymous No.]

>>76628219
Ain't 169cm a mite too tall for them?
>>76628407
Played Gnome back in my WoW days... and someone already accused be of being like Chilchuck beyond the mask.
>>76629828
I have no idea who this Zenyahima but if I'm on their watching list, I guess I'll watch them. Curious about Crow Country anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629319
https://clips.twitch.tv/ChillyFriendlyBearResidentSleeper-KTnvx50lIUjqT07J

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629925
>>76630055
The missing is deliberate, it's to make it look like you're not supporting other chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630198
I don't know why people say ubume left when she's clearly still here

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629828
Chaki mogging

[Anonymous No.]

how can he be saved aside from getting a not-shit model

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630178
Don't know what to tell you Zeph, you were there

[Anonymous No.]

https://clips.twitch.tv/RoughSpunkyPuffinStrawBeary-3gvXN_rfEAtEIAMg

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630178
maybe some kind of half-dwarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630347
or is i

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630497
I don't know, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630364
more interaction with people and more collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630364
he needs to stop venting on main, watching him is just depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630528
https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingTubularBananaMVGame-KC81EjqJVBdhykk5

[Anonymous No.]

>>76629828
>Gobb
>Iriya

HMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630364
Never seen this man on here before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630657
>[Person]
>Iriya

HMMMMMMMMM!?!?@!?!#??!@#?!@#$?><@#$r%?#@q>%t@#$?%>

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630657
Must be his new target!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630628

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630692
he's still on the tierlist, gets mentioned every now and then (like now) and he sometimes depression posts here

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630364
Network. The model isn't even the main problem, he just never interacts with anyone aside from some of the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630816
>aside from some of the girls.
figures

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630055
>>76629925
I just report what I see in the viewer list and a quick glance at chat, if you just joined the stream it probably wouldn't show you

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys I’ve been lurking and I wanna start but I don’t have a png or model. You guys have good reccs for how to get one? especially for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631034
Draw it yourself in paint

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631034
Are you a girl? Post vocaroo and someone will make a png for you for free
Are you a guy? Draw it yourself or buy one, no other option

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631034
Piccrew or just ask at the right time around here for one of the artists to draw you one

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631034
you better not be the doomer again

[Anonymous No.]

im dying chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631034
Despite the jokes I've had great luck with Etsy sellers, if you're conscious of reviews you can get a decent PNG going for like $20-40.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631290
I have some advice for you:

Don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631290
Fwofie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631034
try fiver, grimmi got a long way with a cheap fiverr model

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631290
BE HEALED

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630879
thats the problem that many had, people like him or alto for example would only watch girls and then be sad when no one watched them

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631392
Fwofie taking lsd, tripping and going live, starting to vent and telling you all about the thoughts she had since she started vtubing and exposing to you her shyest self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631593
I bet she's a big whore deep down

God I love whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631593
Chill Grace

[Anonymous No.]

Mindbroken Fwofie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631034
check booth.pm for free models

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630364
babi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630657
Don't be silly, I'm stalking Ace. don't take this post seriously or else your pp is small

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630497
More bullet points please

[Anonymous No.]

>>76632535
My cock is small and I will take this post at full face value like a schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76632631
You son of a..

[Anonymous No.]

>>76630816
>>76631519
If I notice someone doing this I stop trying to help them

[Anonymous No.]

>>76632631
ace...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76632535
I knew it, she fell for the ikemen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76632535
hate stalking because of his collab with yumi is based and valid

[Anonymous No.]

asp for this feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76633066
Sukadrii to niggers

[Anonymous No.]

BAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76633335
we already have another thread its ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>76631774
Blindfolding, deafening her with earmuffs, ball gagging her, ankle cuffing her feet so she has to slowly crawl around on all fours then you get to play a game where you put different types of animal ears on her and if she doesn't make the right animal pose and noise she gets spanked and kicked in the ribs, if she gets it right she gets a minute on the sybian. The game ends when she gets 5 in a row correct (cat, dog, bunny, bear, wolf)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76632817
NO only old men, I swear! I really like that one white-red haired guy in that new wuthering waves game. Probably not gonna play it though.